Mar 2 2007Paris Hilton brags about sex tape

FRIST...

This shows that if you are willing to slide into any Low, you could make some money. I congratulate her on her money making ability but would not be her if offered immortality.

Why hasn't she fallen down some steps? She was more embarrassed about her sex tape than she was about a tape featuring her using racists and homophobic insults.

I am joining in solidarity with the other journalistic professionals that have chosen to voluntarily avoid any press having to do with the aforementioned Paris Hilton.

Until next week

Unless there's another Britney sighting.

Or, Britney leaves rehab, again.

Or, the 'Fish gets something on the Pussycat Dolls. Now, THAT would be journalism, baby!

I heard at the time that she donated all the proceeds of the tape to charity, but I think thats highly unlikely...she is Paris Hilton after all..

She's bragging about THAT sex tape...the one where whilst she's giving Ricky boy a BJ he yelps 'You bit me you dumb bitch' that sex tape? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh that's funny...

Did they officially change the spelling of "First?"

Seems like a trend or something here on TheSuperficial.

Dear God,
Please kill paris hilton.
Amen

Didn't she claim to have donated all the money she made from that tape to charity? I swear she did somewhere.

Maybe it was the charity of "Poor Little Me".. :p

oh wow. ok shes bragging when probably about 100 million people saw her sex tape. but the worst part is probably most of them are 45 year old men who still live with their mom, are fat, and jerk off with younger kids in chatrooms. yeah paris so much to brag about, that dirty little boys, dirty little girls, dirty old ladies and dirty old men have jerked off to your video. im sooooo jealous

Monkey's picking noses, hi hi, maybe monkey picking parisis anal shoot, now that would be worth watching

and by the way paris hilton is a slut and i get really mad cause the press still pays attention to this little shithead. forget it im giving up reading about britney spears and paris hilton for lent, but i love niether of those things

she would fit in so well at [Sydney] Mardi Gras

She has stolen Jenna Jameson's yellow dress and orange tan. Now all she needs is the trout pout and mega boobs. :(

I don't think she released it on purpose for money or attention.

I think she's embarrassed and this is her making excuses. "Oh, I did it for the money".
Dumb twat.

she should be bragging about being able to finish a big mac without throwing it up, instead of all these lame ass sex tapes all the celebrities seem to have..

She didn't even let the dude bust on her face. She's horrible at porn.

Wot a marvelous job Paris. I wouldn't pay for the lousy lay but if you got a million, you're just swell.

And this mind you is even more valuable cuz it was before she got the herp. So she got the money when the gettin was good.

Now how is that big stanky friend of hers Kim gonna top that?

Eh, she did get the last laugh.

WHAT a ROOKIE. give it a few years and pple will be watching PARIS HILTON getting gang-banged by midgets and fat,hairy men on pay-per-view

KIMS TAPE JUST CAME OUT; which means paris wanted the world to know that this is what WHORE errrrr SOCIALITES do for publicity.

Don't you have any more important people to write about. Nobody cares about this used up skank anymore. She's ugly and useless.

Is it just me or has the writing on this site really gone down hill? It used to actually be funny.

Paris also tried to steal a copy of the tape from a newstand.
Then she got nabbed and had to pay for it.

Now that's irony for ya.

Mommy and Daddy must be SO proud......

em167... on the money.

But on a more serious note, does anyone know where to see clips of Kim's sex tape yet?

Now that these pathetic celebrity sex tapes seem like the new trend, Paris Hilton just wants to make sure everyone remembers she started the trend!

But the saddest thing about these celebrity sex tapes is that all they really show the general public is that celebrities have really bad sex. So in a way, they're doing a service to the rest of the public. We might not have the fame and fortune that they do, but in the sack we're doing stuff they only wish they were talented enough to do haha!!!

I have a very reliable source who told me this a long time ago and it's 100% true.

She should never brag about that sorry attempt of a blow job she gave. She looked like a little kid sucking on a cunt flavored lollipop. No deep throating, excessive spitting, or ball sucking while giving the dude a tug job. Overall, not bragaboutable.

NEXT:

Paris Hilton gets breast implants! :o

soooo not surprising

"If you could peer into her soul it'd just be dollar signs and a giant mirror. And maybe a monkey picking its nose."

Elegant in its simplicity. And precision accuracy.

I'd bang her and film it for a million bucks.

11 I think we are the only two who have noticed that. I must have missed the thread where that became cool.

F.R.I.S.T. = First Really Is Spelled Thisway

??

Eh I'm out.

If I got paid a million bucks for making and selling a tape of me having sex, I'd be proud as hell too!

Illustrious Author- please don't insult the monkey.

@ #31 - I must respectfully disagree. The Sex Tape As Publicity was pioneered by the innovative visionary, Pamela Anderson. The protocol is as follows:

1. Make sex tape
2. Sell sex tape
3. Buyer starts rumors that sex tape exists
4. Deny that sex tape exists
5. Buyer releases clips of sex tape
6. Say sex tape was stolen
7. Make a lot of noise about lawsuit to
prevent release of sext tape
8. Buyer releases sex tape
9. Everyone gets richer.

Well, except for Chyna, Jordan, Tonya Harding, Screech, Britney, Colin Farrell, and Kid Rock. You kinda need to be hot for it to work. Or at least cross racial boundaries (ref. Kim Kardashian).

Thank you.

Maybe this story should go to the top.... What happens when the world ignores Paris...
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070302/D8NJN5400.html

i don't know that a million dollars is worth getting herpes from paris.

The tape sucks, Paris is a worthless fuck, literally.
i wouldn't have paid 50¢ to see it, if it wasn't free to download, I would have missed that horrible BJ.

I'm impressed that she actually remembered she did a sex tape. I thought Paris was stuck at the level where if something leaves her field of vision, it 'disappears forever'.

She IS a slut......but a sly smart slut with good attorneys !

If I got paid a million bucks for making and selling a tape of me having sex, I'd be proud as hell too!

Dear Superfish,
Did you outsource the writeups? They havent been funny lately.
Please advise.

Her arm looks freakishly blotchy and old. With the amount of penis that touches her, it doesnt surprise me she has herpes on her arm.

Why doesn't the jailbait skank brag about how many guys she's given herpes to or just about how she's so cool that she does have herpes?

People pay this bitch to breathe.

She should make a tape of her gyno visit...then maybe she could let the intire world see her herpes. I'm sure that would set her way over the billion dollar mark.

I would rather gouge out my eyes with my thumbs then watch that UGLY skank on a sex video. She is hideous enough walking around in clothes. I think I will go puke up my lunch thinking about this post.

n a r c i s s i s t

Who the fuck would be proud of a sex tape that portrays yourself as a dead fish in the sack? Fucking her must be like fucking a wall, since she's basically dead on the inside & out.

#41 - I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you in terms of the pioneer of the celebrity sex tape, at least in it's current form. When I originally made my comments I most certainly did consider Pammy, but I then decided that Pammy's tape to be of a different genre for various reasons, but most significantly I see as being the following three: (1) When Pammy made the tape it didn't become a trend, nobody else was doing such things, but since the Paris tape it seems everyone is trying to get on the bandwagon; (2) Pammy was already a porn star, her career was started doing porn, so she wasn't the typical celebrity; (3) Pam and Tommy never credited that same protocal buzz about the release of their sex tape, they seemed pretty cool about it, pretty straight forward about it and didn't try to play off the whole "omg i am shocked and appauld that this was somehow mysteriously leaked" bullshit.

So I'm still going to give Paris the credit for starting this new trend of celebrity sex tapes.

I think also that a sextape is easy money made.Let's get Paris humped by a horse while getting it on video.I think that will be easy money made Paris...

Pammy was first. Barb Wire didn't do shit, and those idiots in Motley Crue couldn't get their drug-riddled asses together to make a CD.

Promotion.

Even though Paris was a piece of shit and had money, she needed something---ANYTHING---to get into the public 's consciousness. It showed up after her crap tv show was released.

Promotion.

I'm glad AP has woken up, but after 4 years of help, the damage is done, and everybody else WILL continue to report on her.

A million bucks? Sheeit, motherfuckah...dis bitch get paid half a mil just to show up at a product launch.

She already got a fortune; she just wanted to be a celebrity, too...

...to have people take pictures while she walks from club to limo, to take pictures while she talks about her important celebrity life on her cel phone.

Even AP's kiss-off was a story ITSELF. They shoulda done it quietly. Now, her "fans" will be "outraged." Yeah, I mean the people who bought her books.

The AP story got a mention on Conan last night. It's still helping her–no surprise, there.

Minus the born fortune and the cheap trick to become a celeb, she'd be on the phone, at home, in a trailer, asking Target when she can pick up her check after being fired after only 2 days on the job.

But........she's probably telling her representative, "Buy the house in Malibu and the other one in Malibu, too. I'll take them both. Yeah. Okay. Bye."

I have to agree with 55. Pam and Tommy's tape set off the subsequent Vince Neil/Bret Michaels has-been porn tapes, but they seemed to be just swept under the rug mostly (except for Pam and Tommy, who were both already famous).
I never heard of Paris Hilton before the video, like almost everyone I know. And Kim K. is her best friend. Paris is going to regret giving her the idea, because even saying fuck and shit while getting railed from behind beats the hell out of the lazy fuck P. Hilton is in her video.

this was confirmed to me about 1 year ago its very old news.

dont think for a minute her buddy kim kardashian doesnt have the same pr trick up her sleeve.

thats exactly what Kim K is doing...you have to act mad at first and make a big deal about it "Trannie Drama" then you just laugh all they way to the bank

she did not intentionally put that out there, why would she, she only made 400,000, a days shopping,she's not that lame.paris is hot so dont b jealous

#55- agreed. an additional difference is that pam and tommy were in love to some degree. paris is the pioneer of booring carcass sex tapes. the gross pale and flacid couple living underneath me has better sex than that everyday.

my question is why 1 million dollars even means something to her. she's got a huge inheritence coming. it can't be worth it to swap your dignity for pocket change, but i guess she's gotta tell herself something...

oh, and #34,

paris already HAS breast implants.

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/006903.html

and so does jessica simpson

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html

ya know, i really could care less about paris hilton these days. i dont think anything about her or anything she does is newsworthy or even worthy of anyones attention. shes become so un-celebrity to me that i dont even know why im commenting about her...

Paris Hilton is boring. I wish she was buried with Anna Nicole.

Just for the record...look for the same dude to release new videos with other big time celebs he's been with down the road.

all that cash and this is what we get.

Isn't this what hollywood is all about? money? Paris Hilton is the epitome of skank, and doing whatever for more money, I would almost pity her if cared enough about this.

As fake and stupid as that broad is, I'd like to point out that it IS possible to change your mind.

She *doesn't* necessarily have much of an inheritance coming- the family tree forks too far away.

You know what? If I ever see Paris in person, I'm snatching that god-damn phone from her ear, slamming it to the ground and stomping on it. I can't stand another picture of that stupid phone on her ear. Doesn't she have stock in bluetooth?

Does she really think that dress and necklace match? Jesus.. And I'm pretty sure her soul is just empty black space.

wow I didnt realize i'd be getting so many emails about this topic.Ill can tell you all this...if you check the address of my website(link above) you will see I am located in the same town in NJ rick salomon is originally from and I am 5 minutes away from the "next paris hilton" antonella barba- let the games begin!

Nothing surprising about that. Won't be surprising when her friend Kim whatever gets caught bragging a few years from now about how she made money from her sex tape with Ray J.

They've got all the Paris Hilton sex tapes for free at:

http://porno-pedia.com/blog/

yeah, like who didn't know that? please, stop giving paris so much publicity