Mar 21 2007Phoebe Cates is apparently Asian now

First on my First!! woohoo!

who is this??? Do we not have any news??? Hasn't Hoehan flashed any vag today? WTF!!

Looks like a mom at a PTA meeting.

who is this??? Do we not have any news??? Hasn't Hoehan flashed any vag today? WTF!!

she looks pretty much exactly how she has always looked.

What's the point of this post? That you think a girl with black hair looks Asian? You're either a racist or an idiot...most likely both

She's very cute for her age. It's actually surprising to get any photos of her, she dropped out of the public eye on purpose and has tried to avoid cameras for a very long time.

She looks like she manages an Oriental brothel.

Well hasn't like 20 years passed since filming Fast Times? I'm actually surprised she still looks this good.

Wasn't she that chick from that movie with the crazy british imaginary guy that screams about panties? Yeah. Her.

Well haven't like 20 years passed since filming Fast Times? I'm surprised she actually looks this good still.......

Terrible?? She looks fuckin great. I mean, how old is she now? and compare her to her husabnd I'd say shes ageing brilliantly. Hang on... no wrinkles at all.. Mmm might be a case of Botox I fear.

Usually don't attack superfish but you know Phoebe is my mother so fuck you.

She's great and was thee redeeming reason to see Fast Times. Maybe the superfish thinks Sean Penn is hot.

...but she is uhh part filipino.

She and Rob Schneider prove that filipinos (at least not full ones) can be sexy. Which gives hope for me... Or at least she was when she was younger...

They don't call it makeup for nothin' honey.

Put some on!Hell, eat it!

The ONLY way this chick would look better would be for her to ingest a whole case of assorted face paint.

12, aren't you the clever one! I like. Thx for the mental exercise, reminds me I hafta GET BACK TO WORK!

Dude, seriously, she was always asian. She does not look as hot as she did in gremlins and fast times at ridgemont high, but she's like 40 now, she looks kind of tired but pretty anyway. She doesn't have any coke granules in her nose, you can't see any nipples or vagina, and she isn't hitting or dropping a child, and there is no obviously hideous plastic surgery or massive aging, so who the hell cares. This is the most retarded post in a while.

yeah, she's totally filipino. she didn't switch races, she just wasn't ever white.

Phoebe Cates is a hot piece of ass.

She's half asain. Who does this site this IS pretty? Ya shoot down all the hotties...this one is 43 and looks great!! I wish my wife, who is younger then Phoebe Cates, looked this good. I'm going to start checking TMZ.com more. It'd be funny if it turned out the creator of this site is some 13 year old kid. Probably just some gay guy in his 20s with zits.

I'd still shag her.

don't know what she looked like before

Ashton Kutcher is starting a REAL Wedding Crashers show. Now, thats news...........

newbie here....Actually, Phoebe Cates is a filipina or at least half. Her mother is filipino and father caucasian. Probably explains why she looks a little Asian, or Pacific Islander as filipinos are.

I'd do her.

Huh?

Normally I'm all for jumping on the celbrity bashing bandwagon. But I have to say I think Superfish REALLY missed the mark.

1. Thats pretty much how she always looked.

2. She is in her 40's and has kids

3. For her age and being a mom I think she looks slamming!

4. She looks 20 times better now than Lohan, Hilton, Ritchie or the Skanky Olsen twins even though she is 20 years older than any of them.

5. She isn't even wearing the heavy "Red Carpet Make-up" that so many of them wear whenever they go out.

Again, Usually up for a celeb trashing, but Phoebe looks pretty damn good here.

east? west? north? south?

I think she still looks as cute as ever. One of the prettiest girls I've ever seen. She doesn't look fake or overly made up. naturally pretty.
I always think of "Drop Dead Fred" when I think of her.

I am in total agreement with @25. She's a natural beauty and seems to have anti-aging genes.

Uhhh Superfish man- I agree with the others, you are wrong. I think she looks cute and she has always looked Asian, silly naughty Fish Man. Here- sit down and let me snuggle on your lap.....

It's lunch time! where's my sammich?

Oh and your edit, Superfish man, is utterly hilarious! hahahaha!!!!

She's pretty much first in line for 43 year old women who "I'd hit."

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

MILF!

I think she looks really great. Maybe a little tired but happens to everyone at times. She is aging beautifully and not trying to desperately hold on to her youth.

And what's wrong with looking Asian, especially when you have an Asian mother?

We're all in agreement then. Superfish has to die. Being an asshole is FINE and often awesome, but being full of teh suck is not.

Mutiny. Mr. Fish is having kind of a rough day.

Yeah I'm wondering about the OMG SHE LOOKS AZN YO thing too. It's creepy to fetishize asians like some boys do, but it's also weird to act like it's something horrible. It's not like she looks swedish for fucks sake.

Jiimbo, where's my promised lunch???

the spooge i left on her chin from her stint at Fast Times at Ridgemont High 20 years ago is still there. yep, she looks pretty much the same.

She's so fucking hot.

I think Fish wouldn't have made that mistake if Filipinos were more human looking and acting, instead of scampering around like frenzied little monkeys. If you put it that way - Phoebe Cates is half frenzied little monkey - it doesn't sound plausible at all.

Oh my goodness!! i love phoebe cates! Drop Dead Fred is one of my favorite movies ever. and she is still as beautiful as ever.

superfish, you are correct, you are an ASS.

"The mega bitch is killing me with her death breath!"

OK Fish admitted his error, so we're cool. She is definitely looking fine at 43...and BTW, filipino women rock

I love her and her husband, Kevin Kline.

Veggi, I am waiting for directions

she's so much more beautiful by staying natural than the women her age that go under the knife trying to be perfect...they always end up looking like aliens

I think she is Rumor Willis' REAL father.

Filipino women look like Gremlins. I hadn't realized until now that movie was autobiographical for Phoebe.

As for Phoebe, don't pick on her. do you know how many wet dreams I had with her? That pool scene released a lot of tension.

right. are you coming from the north? south? east? or west?

mmm... she looks fine. As others have said, she looks way better than Hohan, Herpis and the Olsen, who are half her age.

Well, I have to agree. You are an ass. She's 43 and spit out a few brats and I still want to fuck the living daylights out of her. On top of that, she pretty much filmed the best 4 second nude scene in the history of cinema, so she should get a lifetime exemption from any kind of criticism. My god was that body perfect.

dude...i haven't seen phoebe cates since...Drop Dead Fred. but man she's a banger! makes me wonder why whores like Lindsay Lohan, Herpes Hilton and the Olsen bitches still get the spotlight over this beauty. lol

Love her. A big WHATEVER to most of you uggos, as usual.

I'd smack that 43 year old ass. I'd just have to bury her face in a pillow so her moustache wouldn't distract me. I require total concentration.

#8 & #10 - 25 years actually. She's aged much better than Sean Penn and Jennifer Jason Leigh put together.

#14 - Hello, pot. Meet kettle.

I must agree with #25, except that she looks like she could use a bit more sleep. Dark circles under the eyes is NOT what you want to take to a premier. But that rack looks SLAMMING to me.

The only way that the Fish could rip on Phoebe is because DamYELL is doing his writing for him now. Every hetero man on the planet knows that you CANNOT rip on the woman who did the best nude scene in the HISTORY of FILM! Don't take my word for it - watch the movie. Or take Mr. Skin's word for it! He is an authority on actress nude scenes, and he knows the truth.
So either Mr. Fish is a fag, or he let stupid ass DamYELL write this column. I vote for the latter.

she does look great--she also has a cute boutique, Blue Tree:
http://www.bluetreeny.com/

Filipinos are muts, ranging from Indigenous to Korean looking, to White Hispanics.

Enrique Miguel Iglesias, and Nicole Scherzinger of the PUSSYCAT Dolls are half Filipino. The super ugly Filipinos are the ones that go to America. Coz America don't care if you're ugly. LOL

I'd hit it

Nice journalism, Superfish.

Just for the record, the above racist comments were made by my impostor biatcho.
I don't get off on making fun of "orientals" in the least.

Ugh, I've had my doubts about whoever is writing for the Superficial now, but this sorta seals it.

The only way this woman could ever look bad was if you were A) a jealous woman, or B) a flaming homosexual with a closet-case fetish for young skeletal chain-smokers (not that there's anything wrong with homosexuals--as long as their flaming, that is)..

This woman could be like 90 and every straight male who's ever seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High would be like "OMFG, -they- do exist!"

I love her mouth.

Is this Filipina day at The Superficial? First the comments
about Suri Cruise and now your bashing this darling, age
appropriate woman who just wants to be left alone at her
husband's premier?
You all deserve the endless Lohan, Paris, Freak Twins,
etc. posts 'cus those are women you can all feel super-
ior to. This site should be re-named The Superiors for all you superior feeling posters.
Oh-Dlisted is so much better than this site. You have
all ruined The Superficial with your crappy attitudes
and comments.
You can all eat shit and die for all I care.

gossipmonger, we're all going to die a little each day that you're not on here. So it's a win-win situation for all of us. Beat it, asslick.

She was smoking hot as a teen and now she's a smoking hot MILF. All you fucksticks that say otherwise can suck shit through a garden hose.

Regards,

Mr. Phoebe Cates

Gossipmonger.....

Look, sorry I never called you back, but what can I say, you were boring and smelled funny. You don't have to take it out on everybody here.
Oh, and
#63, Nahhh, the gays love her too. lol

She's also Jewish.

Phoebe Cates has kept a low profile for a long time. And now you wonder why. She's 43 and looks about 28 plus word on the street (at least the Upper East Side) is that she's a very cool Mom and neighbor and wife and all around mensch. Or if she's 1/2 Filipino I'll say that she has good "pakikisama".

thank you, wedgeone. i was going to also point out that "fast times" was 1982.

hi, eskimo pie!!

Whoa, gossipmonger, she's not worth getting all that excited about, is she? She's married to actor Kevin Kline, last time I looked. She does avoid the camera, though. You hardly ever see her.

And take it from your Uncle BTW, she looks GOOD at 43.

Uh, the *only* way she could get me to look away is if he changed *gender* on us. I never saw "Fast Times" till last year, and I see that I missed one *more* great experience in life.

She looks incredible.
And she married my husband, Kevin Kline.
Okay, he was SUPPOSED to be my husband.
In my fondest dreams.

Pheobe,

You are absolutely beautiful for any age. I have been a fan of yours since the 80's when I was in my early teens. Didn't realize you were half Filipino like me until reading this. Wish you didn't drop out of the acting game. The writer of this site is gay.

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@71 Hello Bunny Buns! Long time no see sweetie. Sorry I didn't respond right away, I just got home from karate, and I was practicing some moves with the hubby. All was good until he put me in a sleeper hold. How does one get out of a sleeper hold? Anyone?

She looks pretty fucking cute to me. 43 is the new 42 345/356!

'Fishguy isn't a man - he's a little prick!

Phoebe is still built like the shit. She looks great. Nice to see she's still alive.

After hearing arguments from both sides, I have come to this judgement: Phoebe can still retain her label as "MILF" with the condition that she allows me to have sex with her whilst watching old clips from "Fast Times" and "Gremlins." Otherwise the judgement of "Superficial Guy," that she is ugly, old, bald and has a mustache, still stands.

Phoebe, what say you?

She was incredibly hot in Fast Times we all seem to agree on that.
I think that at this point the woman looks are being smothered by bad style, bad clothing, a bad hairdo and bad/not enough makeup. Her skin/face looks really young for a 40 something woman and her body is in pretty decent older woman shape. I love a makeover challenge!
Send her to me I'll give her a new leg showing sexy wardrobe. Then she will be given classy makeup to bring out her features(think Catherine Zeta jones) and then she will be forced to wear her hair LONG and down or in an updo but only a sexy one. She will also be forced to WORK OUT and tone that slim body.
Final Product: A super babe who has aged as well as Elle Macpherson or Christy Brinkly.

For payment I will be her Madame and she will fulfil the fantasies of the men who will worship her even more then back in the day and I will have tones of money.

Everybody wins!!!!

Except the ugly fatties who will be jealous. Ha ha.

Man, is the owner of this site delusional?!? She looks freaking great. At 43 she EASILY beats down many girls I know half her age.

42. Posted by biatcho on March 21, 2007 11:53 AM

I think Fish wouldn't have made that mistake if Filipinos were more human looking and acting, instead of scampering around like frenzied little monkeys. If you put it that way - Phoebe Cates is half frenzied little monkey - it doesn't sound plausible at all.

49. Posted by biatcho on March 21, 2007 12:00 PM

Filipino women look like Gremlins. I hadn't realized until now that movie was autobiographical for Phoebe.
-------->hey IGNORANT racist, better expand your tiny horizon and start traveling..because i feel so sorry for you! i bet you don't get out much...boohoo!!!!!!!! so instead of posting nasty comments against a certain race or this gorgeous woman...GET OUT AND EXPERIENCE LIFE you moron!!!!

As a 24 yr old man, let me say this about Phoebe Cates in her 40s...

I'd hit it... twice, without a rubber.

84--I hope an appletree falls on you. boo hoo.

This woman is really beautiful--always has been and, based on the past 23 years, probably always will be. And her husband, although he now (comparatively) looks like her creepy uncle when standing next to her, is amazingly talented and smart.

I dont know why there are so many F@!&*NG people who dont have anything good say to say about others. And yes, I agree to some of you that there are some of you who are not even a lil harsh, but REALLY harsh on her, is that because she is half FILIPINO, SUCCESSFUL, BEAUTIFUL, NO WRINKLES (for her age) and did I mention, half filipino?
What's up with that?

Jesus, how could you be so off the fucking mark fish.

In 1982, she starred in 'Paradise', which also happened to be her first film. 18 years old and spent a good 5-7 buck-ass naked. I still get aroused thinking about the scene where she's bathing naked in a waterfall in a cave. The light shining on her slick wet young firm body makeing her ass shine like it was polished marble. GOD WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! Type in Phoebe Cates in Google and look at images and I can guarantee that you'll say "damn, that's one of the finest asses I've ever seen"

Excuse me, I have something I have to take care of now.

Ummm that's a "good 5-7 minutes buck ass naked"

and what an ass it!

is.

#84, appletree... either you are too stupid or too new to this site to realize my troll is the one who wrote those RACIST (is that loud enough for you?) comments, but you know what? You can suck a dick anyways useless wench.

Okay, wich one of you biches is my mother?

For those brave returners, turn down the sound and relish:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/106043/phoebe_cates_taking_a_shower/

That Filipino gene is damn awesome! It's like a beauty protection system, they hold up so well.

Now back to the real world. Life's the same, I'm moving in stereo. Life's the same, except for my shoes.

What's it like superfish or whoever wrote this, to attack someone and finally be put in your place. There are just some celebrities out there(Who make my balls ache) that you just can't go around insulting. She is protected for as long as she lives from pathetic little wipes such as yourself. Long live that pool scene!!!

We should also post the greatest scene ever.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/115124/phoebe_cates_fast_times_at_ridgemont_high/

Though how embarrasing would it be to have phoebe cates walk in on you when your jerkin your gerkin

Are you people kidding me?! I don't care how old she is or what her nationality is, she doesn't look at all hot in these pics?!? Not that I have anything against her or whatever.

Phoebe Cates IS Asian you dumbshits. Her maternal grandfather was a Chinese Filipino, and her maternal grandmother was a Russian Jew.

...and
...she was
...in

v

v

...that film

v

v

v

drop dead fred

[and we fell in love]
[and took her as a daughter]

take care and have fun babe : )

to the psychotic who posted that filipinos are scampering little monkeys and filipino women look like gremlins, IT IS JUST YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA ATTACKING FROM YOUR ASSHOLE TO YOUR PEANUT SIZE BRAIN. please commit yourself to a competent facility. your mental state now indicates that you were indeed sodomized by your father and your uncles.

PESTE KA! GIATAY KA! ANIMAL KA! PUNYETA!

she doesn't look amazing, but she also looks like she doesn't really give a fuck. just because she isn't white trash and/or isn't a skeletor fake-baked saggy garbage bag with fake blonde hair means she's not hot. since when did asian become synonymous with hags? seriously, people who got stuck with shitty genes shouldn't hate on an entire race just because they are fortunate enough to be able to maintain a youthful appearance and banging bodies made for those sample sizes without snorting massive amounts of cocaine.

*just because she isn't white trash and/or isn't a skeletor fake-baked saggy garbage bag with fake blonde hair doesn't means she's not hot.

#82 iamsosmrt
You're just being creepy.

#96 whitegold
You see a lot of 43 year olds around who look the same as they did in their teens, do you?

#82 iamsosmrt
You're just being creepy.

#96 whitegold
You see a lot of 43 year olds around who look the same as they did in their teens, do you?

#92-duh.Was REFERRING to your IMPOSTER (is that LOUD enough for you?)
(62. Posted by biatcho on March 21, 2007 1:44 PM
Just for the record, the above racist comments were made by my impostor biatcho.
I don't get off on making fun of "orientals" in the least.)

Must be a bunch of youngsters on here. Phoebe was a hard-core porn star by her mid-teens and was called to testify during hearings on child pornography after her real age was exposed publicly. She was major force behind current child porn laws. Her movies were all banned and pulled from distribution when new laws were passed and are no longer available by legitimate means. However, there are probably still copies floating around out there somewhere but you will certainly be arrested if you are caught with them. If you are watching a movie of her fully nude you are probably watching a porn film. Somehow she was able to overcome all this and still have a career. I don't know if that would happen now.

Regards to Spindocs #4

Hey that's kinda catchy. It's should be made into some type of song or anthem for that matter. I've got it in my head and it's like a catchy jingle like this...
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She looks 20 times better than Lohan,
Hilton, Ritchie or the Skanky Olsen twins,
Even though she is 20 years older than them.

Judd. Rienholdt? was the guy who got caught choking his chicken for all the males whoever saw FastTimes and fantasized about that soaking wet body taking off her red bikini top in slow-mo coming up out of the pool. That scene beats any other in film history.

Based on what I have read here about her, being a porn star and all. I admire her for not falling into a shit hole like other porn stars or young celebrities. And I think she looks great for her age. I think her skin looks great and might be due to staying away from the sun.

WileyJay, you are sorely mistaken. Phoebe Cates was never an underage porn star. You are thinking of Traci Lords. Good grief.
Phoebe looks happy and beautiful.

#105 WileyJay

WTF????????????? She took her top off in a couple mainstream movies, she never did porn.

That's what I said.
ATTENTION READERS: #105 is way, WAYYYYY, WaaaAAAAAY off the mark. The inaccurate history given is word-for-word the TRUE history of Traci Lords.
Ahhh,the famous. Never a moment's peace.
Even when you succeed and get out of the business before destroying your good name someone else will be happy to besmirch it for you, however inadvertently.
So, I think we cleared that up.

shes still cute. i saw her infamous fast times scene on dvd and it definetly lives up to its hype:) any man would be happy if his wife with 2 kids at 40+ looked cute as her. and thats without glam makeup or good lighting/photography. we've all seen how other much younger stars like britney/eva longoria really look now.....dont touch the true beauty of a phoebe

ah phoebe, phoebe, phoebe, I've lost a lot of jizz watching you.

Yup she's cute alright... I wish my 40+ Asian wife looked that good...

She is adorable in that second picture. What a cutie at any age.

Phoebe Cates was the most beautiful young actress ever. It's good to see that she is just as beautiful as a 43-year-old woman. This daughter of a Jewish father and a Filipina mother is absolute perfection. Kevin Kline is a very lucky man.

She's already a teenager when I was born, and she's my very first celebrity crush. I still think she's cute. She does look young for her age, even for a filipina.

And at the guy who made this post... LOLZ, it's been decades and you never noticed she's asian? What's your asian stereotype? Then again, you probably wouldn't know the difference between an east asian and a south east asian, or a filipino, thai, and vietnamese for that matter. Or even a tagalog from an ilonggo. But then again, I probably wouldn't know the difference between british, german and french just by looking.

Thinking about her is the only reason I'd ever wish to be born much earlier... GANDA TALAGA!!!

WOW!!!!! What a beauty! I wish all women still looked like this at 43! I wouldn't be so depressed about turning 50!

Phoebe has always been a favorite actress of mine and she is a class act! Great looks, great talent, and a loyal wife to her husband of 15 years, showing true character. Kevin Kline is indeed a lucky man.

She looks asian because she is half asian dumb ass. And for the rest of the ignorant comments she is the star of one of the greatest movie scenes with a girl of all time.

I would like a massage with a happy ending from her