Mar 14 2007Jessica Simpson wants to adopt

Best idea since going to Iraq to search for "weapons of mass destruction"

She knows she has to feed babies every now and then, right?

i don't think she'd be a bad mother. she may be a little ditzy, but she's not a drunk cracked out whore who runs around pantyless and marries white trash assholes. she'd make a fine mother.

If it's a girl Big Grandpa Joe will be babysitting her all the time, reading to her, bathing her, putting baby powder on her, dipping her in Johnson&Johnson baby oil, rubbing her down with Chub's Wipes etc...

You know, normal, wholesome grandfatherly stuff.

she thinks it's going to make her a member of the elite in Hollywood

better than BAD ain't necessarily GOOD, or even fine- it could just still be bad

They could start her off with a black one and then if she does ok, upgrade to a human one.

Hmmmmmm.

Considering the fact that she's already confused 'Chicken of the Sea' with actual "chicken"......she'd probably mistake her adopted baby for one of her dogs and "accidently" chain it to a fence when it cries.

typical celebutard. when your looks go to shit, accessorize with the latest trend.

Hmmmmm.....
John Mayer is impotent?
She's too vain to risk stretch marks?
She wants to change her name to Madonna Jolie?
She's infertile due to chlamydia?
She's an idiot?
Yeah....the last one.

I smell a troll at 7.....or maybe not.

Your mother really should've gone through with that that last minute abortion.....

I wonder when she's gonna shave her head?

Yet another ploy to try to resuscitate her spiraling into the abyss career.

Lol, #2. Babies are the new cool thing to get. You know, extensions, fake nails, implants, and a baby... Plus the baby from Cambodia or smth will be sooo much cheaper then her hair and make-up. So it's good management of finanances all the way.

If you were that butt-chinned lantern-jawed horse-toothed cow, would you risk passing on your genes? C'mon!

She's actually not an idiot. I know people who know her, and she's pretty sweet, nurturing, and down to earth. She'd probably be really good to her kids. And actually parent them, unlike other celebs with their latest designer accessories. Er, babies.

@16 good, when they find the baby in the microwave, YOU can explain to the cops what happened...........

Jessica would kill the baby in two days of having it; she'd probably wring its neck like a chicken, gut it, and set it in the oven, thinking it was a country roast. And then she'd go to jail for infanticide and be screwed silly in every orifice by hungry muscular dykes named Big Bertha and Rowdy Rhonda.
And then I would cry and open another can of beer.

Poor Jessica, doesn't she seem like one of those people that was just always trying to catch up with the trends, but never really leading them, always kind of on the outside looking in, trying to be cool. She never caught on in the pop princess fad, joined it too late, she did the buxom blonde thing when everyone else was going for a harder look, then she switches her look when everyone else is starting to go back to the pretty girl look. She got in on the dumb little "toy dog" fad after everyone else already had their dogs. She just seems to try so hard to be part of the in crowd, but can't quite make it ever. And now she's trying to jump on the baby adoption bandwagon. Just so pathetic for the poor girl.

The bubblehead bimbo should "adopt" a house pet first. Let's see how she does with a dog or cat. Adoption is indeed the new bling in Hollywood.

she's probably thinking "maybe I should get me one a them brown babies from cambodia, or africa, they're so lil I wouldn't have to feed 'em much"

she's probably thinking "maybe I should get me one a them brown babies from cambodia, or africa, they're so lil I wouldn't have to feed'em...much"

I volunteer to help her practice the breast feeding part!!!!!!

maybe she'd be a good mom.. who knows. she hasnt done anything crazy or stupid lately. she'd have to be a better mom than some people

I'm with #23. She can adopt both of us to pratice breast feeding on! I love milk!

FINALLY GOD LOVES ME!

Well, if Britney can have 'em, I suppose Jessica can too.

At the very least, years from now, Simpson's kids can say they're from a different gene pool ... which will be particularly apparent if they're from, you know, Ghana.

They should change the regulations for adoptive parents to higher standards.For example,instead of the $25.000 a year it should be raised to $2500.000.000 a year.

Wait, she could get a monkey to try out her momma skills on, right? I mean, Joe wouldn't be as jealous but that's a good thing. I say, try the monkey first.

for god's sake please don't let her adobt a baby. please.

#11 Hell, it clearly didn't work for yo mama neither.

if she did adopt, at least then we'd have someone else besides britney to trash for being a bad mother.

i know...a bit late on that one.

she may not be a crack head or alcoholic, but this girl got to be the dumbest person in the world to believes that dogs are accessories. her dog lives in her closet by the way.

here's the proof:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOmBpo-ilQ

ETF? PLEEEEAASE! THE BABY IS GOING TO END UP TAKING CARE OF HER ASS! THATS HOW STUPID SHE IS!

DAMN IF HER DOG LIVES IN HER CLOSET THEN IMAGINE WHERE THE FUCKIN BABY IS GOING TO END UP... IN A TRASH CAN? SHE MIGHT THINK THEY'RE RECYCLABLE!

SHE MIGHT WEAR THE BABY AROUND HER NECK WHEN IS COLD!

SHE MIGHT END UP COOKING THE BABY BECAUSE SHE IS TO STUPID TO SEE THE DEFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TURKEY AND THE FUCKIN CHILD!

#33-36 pana1718 - look at your keyboard. See the CAPS LOCK button right above SHIFT? Hit that fucker. If you can't, then STFU, I don't much care which.

I lied. Just STFU, you're not funny.

Just look for your xanax...

Just kidding,i even don't know what xanax is.What kind of vitamins does it contain?

That's actually just mean.

I can only imagine all the wisdom she would bestow upon a child!

Have you seen her BF? Can you imagine his huge planetoid like head sitting on her body? The kid would be uglier than Papa Joe, and thats FUGLY!!!

Dear Jessica,
Please feed the baby after:
1. The Price is Right
2. The Young and the Restless
3. Dr. Phil
4. American Idol
5. Nightline

I'm just shittin' you about Nightline Jessica.

Good idea not to give birth herself you know that baby would look like a mini troll.

I like dogs, but y'know, there's no way they prepare you for raising a child.

Most dogs are all about unconditional love for their owner. You feed `em; take `em for walk regularly, and give `em regular attention, and you basically become their hero, if not their effective dog-god.

Kids -- babies, particularly -- are about need. They need stuff from you 24/7 until they reach a certain age. Sure they can love you, but they need an awful lot from you too.

I don't hate Jessica Simpson as some will, but if she thinks owning a dog somehow prepares you for parenthood, then she's not ready.

I just hope that she adopts a negro first, in case she screws up it will just be one stupid and violent criminal less to terrorize our neighborhoods.

OMG now this is funny, she was fixing a sandwich with a pot holder on, I mean what the hell is she going to do when she changes the babby's pamper, use a bulldozer?

Owning a dog is a BIG responsibility. I think she should opt for the baby instead.

nope, DanYELL, your olfactory senses didn't deceive you....that was indeed troll you smelled.

Her DOGS are getting her ready for parenthood????? These people have NO
FRICKING CLUE!!!!!!!! The difference between having dogs and children is
like the difference between driving a fisherprice toy stearing wheel
that makes noise and a real semi truck!

Her DOGS are getting her ready for parenthood????? These people have NO FRICKING CLUE!!!!!!!! The difference between having dogs and children is like the difference between driving a fisherprice toy stearing wheel that makes noise and a real semi truck!

Her DOGS are getting her ready for parenthood????? These people have NO FRICKING CLUE!!!!!!!! The difference between having dogs and children is like the difference between driving a fisherprice toy stearing wheel that makes noise and a real semi truck!

# 37 neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie GO FUCK UR SISTER! and stay in you god damned business OK MOTHERFUCKER?

bitch

Anyone else thinks she looks like Sandra Bullock in this photo?

"she did the buxom blonde thing when everyone else was going for a harder look, then she switches her look when everyone else is starting to go back to the pretty girl look."

So you're telling me that brunettes have a hard, ugly girl look? How prejudice can you be? How racist! You bitch!

"she's probably thinking "maybe I should get me one a them brown babies from cambodia, or africa, they're so lil I wouldn't have to feed'em...much""

ok, that was racsit, just like the last post!

APPLICATION DENIED!!!

girl you go adopt yourself a baby,those kids need u. And just remember your hearing this from a 12 year older,thanks bye.