Mar 28 2007Christina Aguilera looks interesting

Wow, her husband is dragging her down.
I didn't know ugliness was contagious.

Carol Burnette called. She wants her hair net back.

she's gonna get her face paint all over that fur scarf.

They got that pink thing on the wrong ugly. She should put it on that ugly Jew. Where is Mel Gibson when you truely need him?

What fashion sense that girl has...

It looks like she stepped out twice! I see two different lunch lady hair nets. She's taken the old hollywood glamour look WAY too far! I didn't know it was legal to go shopping in your bathrobe.

I thought women only hide their faces in the middle east.

too much x tina lately, she needs to do somehting impressive, instead of looking like an orange all the time, she should flash her titties or her vageeen or something news worthy.

Hag. She's a total fucking hag.

yah schack, I'm surprised that scarf isn't orange already.

Whats with the two differnt types of shoes.

i thought she was a whore for PETA. that scarf looks like real fur to me.

brit could learn something from her about what to do when you are having a bad hair day...

BORING!

what? roll up her wig in curlers and stick it in a hat?

As she ever heard of the back door, you know the one where there is no photographers.

Grandma!!! There you are. I have been looking all over for you

why didn't she get the big scarf?

What's the big deal? It's very cold in NYC and she's probaby covering herself up to prevent getting a cold. Then again, I'd never be seen in public in a damn hair net.

you know a lot of pink bunnies had to die for that thing. Shame on you Christorangetone

And to the observant person who noted "what's with the two different shoes" - she's wearing two different outfits.

I am so over this stupid, pretentious bitch. Who wears high heels with a bath robe? That is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I would have gained a little respect for the girl if she would have just worn some fuzzy bed room shoes and not hidden behind a scarf. Geez...we already know she is fug as shit without all the facepaint. Or maybe she's trying to hide the fact that she sleeps with all that toxic crap on her face.

I am so over this stupid, pretentious bitch. Who wears high heels with a bath robe? That is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. I would have gained a little respect for the girl if she would have just worn some fuzzy bed room shoes and not hidden behind a scarf. Geez...we already know she is fug as shit without all the facepaint. Or maybe she's trying to hide the fact that she sleeps with all that toxic crap on her face.

Sorry about the double post. Server error.

i think shes taking the 1940s hollywood glam thing a bit too far....

Maybe she is hiding her no make-up face from the photographers, cause she didnt want to end up on the superfish with everyone saying how gross she is without make-up?

You cant win win Christina!

Wow, when the site first loaded up and I saw this pic, prior to reading the headlines, I thought "who the fuck is this old lady", then I read it was Christina Aguilera, and I looked at the pick again, and knowing the article was supposedly about Aguilera, I still thought "so who the fuck is this old lady".

I hate it when they kill little pink bunnies!!

STFU, I was gonna say that was one of the women from the Golden Girls but then I saw the orange skin.

The blue ones are ok, cause their sad, but the pink ones!!! I had a pink bunny once, but she kept stealing my roller skates, tearing up the yard, so I had to eat her.... but only one!

It was actually in the 50s in NY this past weekend... why is she dressed like it is still frigid here? Oh, maybe it's because she's dead on the inside.

You ate a little pink bunnie? I thought you were a veggi??? I am crushed!

I am! But eating a roller skating pink bunny is just like eating carrots. Well, pink ones.

I wear my $700 Christian Louboutin shoes with my bathrobe all the time. It's the only way to look amazing.

It's obvious that she got a fever blister and she's trying to keep it covered up.

OMG! You're RIGHT hollyj!

I bet she had her lips done.

Maybe they have been shaving down her adam's apple.

#6, I fucking hate you....just kidding, I didn't even read what you wrote.

i bet she's humming to herself, "meth and man ass on a sunday morning, meth and man ass sure i am born again..."

#39- I love that kind of humor. Wanna get married?

guess she is trying to hide her orange face.

I thought we were getting married???

I'm a veggi. I can have many husbands. It's written in the soy.

veggi, you're such a slut.

a point of pride for me.

I get the mornings then. I like it in the morning. Your other husband can have the nights

This is probably the way she looks in the early morning...I think the guy who's holding her hand always has a kinda tough job.

The poor girl carrying their happy meals has the tough job! Assistant/ make-up painter/ McNugget pre-chewer.

she looks a bit like that crazy woman in 101 Dalmatians.

you can tell she has no make-up on...obviously she doesn't want anyone seeing her without the infamous red lipstick....she might look somewhat normal.

I have that same exact outfit at home....

Looks better on me

jeannie in the bottle, dirty, beautiful, super. the repetitious diary entries about your father issues sang repeatedly while wearing the 40's garb-not so much. maybe she just got her mustache waxed? Her husbands ears can certainly be accurately described as protruding.

can you say.......CHINJOB??

Yeah, some kind of plastic surgery for sure! Not bigger lips, dear God! Maybe she got that red lipstick permanently tattooed on -- I read that it gets on EVERYTHING! HAHA

#27 i did the exact same thing...

#30 HAHA damn that actually made me laugh, is that a sad thing?

FRIST what are you doing????

#12 um, i think that scarf is a soft plush type of material...doesnt look a thing like fur..but i could be wrong
now those things sticking out of the bottom of her coat/robe...yes those are carrots..

What am I doing? Well, what I always do. Sit here and pretend to be working whenever the boss walks by. Doesn't everybody?

This bitch is nu-u-uts (yes, 3 syllables).
I'm sure that if you checked the archives, you'd find a picture of Marilyn Monroe dressed in an identical outfit, including the ridiculous hairnet. The problem is that Xtina is delusional and thinks she's Marilyn Monroe. There's an obvious joke here that one can only hope she'll take it all the way and overdose, but the most pathetic thing is that she is talented and beautiful enough that she really doesn't need to spend her life imitating someone else. And she doesn't need to paint herself orange every other day. And she also doesn't need to spend every waking moment in a "hottie" pose. God, I hate that shit.

Someone had some surgery!!

I checked out your myspace page:)

Is it creepy?

No, I liked it

Do you want it to be creepy?

She's hiding her face because there's no make up on it. I was watching a TV special on her once and at a certain point when she was "lounging around at home" without make up she hid her face in the same way.

Yes, or at least a little disturbed, like me

It was disturbed, but then again so am I. I can see a can of whip cream could be put to good use

what's so disturbing about whipped cream? :)

Yes, whip cream is good, but my favorite part is inhaling the nitrous

FRIST Myspace page is disturbing and the whip cream goes back to yesterdays conversation. Remember you were not interested in it. Enven though I think you would

you gotta have the stuff fresh. so delicious.

i was interested. i just refuse to advertise falsely. what's the point? if i get what i want, then i'm exposed! it's like lying about the size of your dick.

#70)What's maybe better for you is a yoghurtdrink with the name FRISTI.Sold anywhere throughout Europe.Do you know this drink?

It is not like you get a tub of two month old cool whip. You need the airesal can so it can be placed right where it is needed

She almost got away with her disguise...but her unaturally ORANGE SKIN gave it away! Maybe next time Christina.

cool whip is vomitous

She almost got away with her disguise...but her unaturally ORANGE SKIN gave it away! Maybe next time Christina.

It's a very tasty yoghurtdrink and kiddies love it.I love it too in the early morning.

Well I was not going to go there with the cool whip. Tell us what you like????

meth and man ass on a sunday mornin' :)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1z-zKNGJEPo

I can't get to youtube at work. The bastards block everything!! Why wait until Sunday? Man ass is good 7 days a week

http://www.riedeldrinks.nl/R060710.htm

okay- it's yoghurt. we GET it. geez. i try to teach you some valuable american history, lowlands, and all you can think about is curds and wey.

I have a few thingsd to teach you:)

Canada ain't bad,nice taxclimate...

if you're from canada, then why is your english so often complete nonsense. you'd sooner sell me pink fur, low.

i have to go to class, jim. ttyl

Send me an e-mail later

100$ says she's hiding a cold sore

Can you believe this shit??? I actually just had to WORK!!!! So what's goin on now? are we still talking about whip cream? Or yoghurt? I have to type a letter to the city prosecutor really quick, I'll be back....

I am more into whip cream. I was wondering what happened to you. Type the letter real quick and get back to the important stuff

I'm thinking about to have some plastic surgery done...Making me less handsome and in that way the girls are bothering me less what's better for my job.

The nature in Canada is amazing,that's one thing what i know.

Ok, I'm back, did you miss me???
What are we talking about now? Canada? I'm not allowed in Canada.

I like the Niagarawaterfalls,especially at new years eve...

Yes I missed you.

I loved maiden of the mist. I like dressing up in those little blue rain coats and getting all wet

It is time to go home. Call me and we can discuss the best use for that whip cream

Fucking I still have an hour to go here.
But all the bosses are gone so time to turn up the ipod and break out the vodka...woohoo! Party of one, just how I like it!!!

It is better if it is a party for two

even better as a party of 3 and naked. i'm typing one handed so i don't spill my martini

Again, *leave my future ex-wife alone*...

It's because she probably looks even more horrendous without makeup than she does with it.

I like how in the last 3 pictures you can see two orange sticks, presumably her legs, coming out the bottom of her giant coat.

she covering her face because she doesnt have any makeup on, and her hair is in the process of being done. Shes obviously hasnt had her makeup or anything done yet and doessnt want to be photograped looking anything less tthan perfect. I know this because xtina is very vain in this way. If u watch any documentaries on her or anything, she wont let the camera film her w/o makeup on, or if shes in the middle of being beautified. This might sound stupid, but i dont blame her. Does she really want the embarrasment of her no-makeup face plastered on the cover of every gossip magazine in the country? And u all know that if u saw her w/o makeup, even tho she looks perfectly fine, you would all be like "EEEEWWWWWWWWW! XTINA LOOKS HORRIBLE. SHE SOOOOOOOO UGLY!"

So I dont blame her at all. (Plus she's fucking beautiful.)

i dont know if anyone else sees this but she is covering her mouth in every picture, i but she got her lips done, and they look horrible???what do you all think.

hmm...i wonder why she is covering her entire face and wearing ridiculously oversized sunglasses...probably bc she's not wearing any makeup and she's ugly as fuck

is she trying to disguise herself? i can't see someone actually wanting to be noticed right when they got out of bed, let alone if it looked like they took all the bedding with them.

she looks like a grandma, but you cant see any ugliness here, i'm sorry her face is covered-so those ugly comment's dont count.

she's a certified GILF

she looks like she's 102

This is why she doesn't want anyone to see her without makeup...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb4.html

There's a reason everything on this bitch is fake.

COOO-KOOO (makes swirling motion with index finger around ear and whistles)

She's probably getting in a car or bus for a long trip. With all that stuff it looks like she could make a pretty cozy little bed. Maybe I'm just seeing that because I'm really tired right now.

4 - Italian Stallion you are such a fag!!! Who even uses a faggot name like "Italian Stallion", go jerk off on more internet porn, and a Rocky movie.