Mar 15 2007Britney Spears is a Coke addict

She looks like Princess Buttercup. So pretty...so CLEAN. *sigh*

Go go goo :D
Yes, here she looks untypically[for her] clean!

I feel so sorry for her. She's so young and confused, under so much pressure, and everybody is judging her. Even while she's working hard to fix her personal problems, uncaring people make harsh comments. I hope she sees how this reflects poorly on them, not her. Go Brit!!! Love you!!!

She looks really great here. Hopefully she will get her act cleaned up and look like this again someday! Clean, and pretty!

Addictions are the new black.

Unclean piece of sewer trash Ugh, all that sugar and High Fructose Corn Syrup is gonna balloon her up reeeeal nice.

Drinking large amounts of soda makes it alot easier to throw up, especially if you have very little in your system to trow up in the first place. It is probably a trick she learned from years of being bulimic

#3 biatcho- I'm citing you 1 demerit for plagiarism.

To me, the most shocking & depressing component of all this Britney Spears fall-from-grace & rehab hoopla is that she does not seem to want her babies.

She is not fighting for her kids.

Perhaps because she is one herself.

I believed this story right up until they said she used the word "postpartum". At that point it lost all credibility. I'm pretty sure if you used that word in a sentence to her, she'd squint one eye, cock her head like a labrador, and reply with "is that like an afterparty or something?"

Wow. They actually COULD make her pretty at one time...

and she thinks "brooke shields" is something you put in your panty on heavy flow days.

She is gonna get faaaaaattttt....

Acting like a 12 year old? Shocker!!!

Mmm... chocolate covered butter...

#9 Nobody ever says "no" to this stupid bitch - she does what she wants and she's got the money to bankroll whatever her peabrain chooses to do. She can't believe anyone is gonna cross her on doing what she wants with those kids, either.

She'll bail out of rehab by Sunday, just wait.

What an old pic.

pepsi = sweet innocence
coke = whore

Fatcamp is where she will be heading next if she keeps drinking 24 cans of Coke a day ...

But I'd do the girl on the pic!

"served fifteen meals of chocolate covered butter a day."

LO-motherfuking-L!!!!!!!!!!!!
shes so hideous, and i dont feel sorry for her at all. i love when she hung out with paris herpes, going out and partying with 2 babies at home, flashin her vajayjay, and says "im sorry i partied so much i just havent had a birthday party in 2 years!" honey, let me tell you something, when you have kids, THEY COME FIRST!!!!!!!!!
worst.mom.EVER.

24 cans of coke = 5 lines of coke.

#17
LoL! I see a Pepsi ad coming out of this.

if by 12 cans of coke a day, they mean vicodin, hydrocodone, and vallum, then I might believe this story. And I’m sure I didn’t spell any of those right because I’m not a farking pill head.

@13...hahahaha you mean faaaaaattttt....er...

LMAO....

24 cans of Coca-Cola a day? Considering she sleeps - at least - 8 hours, she drinks the 24 cans in 16 hours, so, 1.5 cans for hour? WOW.

sick from postpartum my ass, she just wants someone else to take care of her children while she's "getting better". Cow.

This story definitely seems real. All the Britney-in-rehab leaked confidential info stories seem real. Look, there's a unicorn!

24 cans of coke per day. The carbonation must be seeping from her pores. She must be using this rehab time to develop the ability to burp out the entire alphabet. She might be able to fart out the entire alphabet simultaneously.

No wonder she's gotten even fatter in rehab. Anyhow, she always seems to just switch one addiction for another.

hiyalewzers! bahahahahahah. unicorns. thank you.

COMMENT ABOUT HER BEING FAT WHEN SHE ISN'T GOES HERE :

Um, a can of coke has 155 calories, multiply that by 24 a day and that's 3,720 calories a day just from Coca-Cola....that's insane

Also, why is this rehab fascility releasing statements about her conditions, treatment and behavior every day? Isn't there any sort of patient confidentiality?

...which should put in every parents mind that they should smack them around when they need it, or you'll end up like BS

32--yeah, hello!! HIPPA laws? Well, in her case hippO laws. nyuk nyuk

but it's probably another resident or a real jerk off of an employee.

hopefully she will look like this again!

That's so funny last night I had this dream that someone gave me this giant box of coke. And I was all like, how much did all this cost, and this dude was like 100 bucks. Wow that's a lot for 100 bucks. Then I put some on a cookie sheet and stuck it in the oven. I don't know why. Then I cut a cat's paw and it turned into a cow. Then it died and I was really sad, because it was my favorite.

That pic is from YEARS ago, before she pooped out her first crotchfruit. Today she looks like the "after" picture.

Send her to me. I will straighten this little tramp out and she will be a perfect lady when I get through with her. I do need to borrow a cattle prod, first. And, a kitten. And, a bottle of Vick's Vap-O-Rub. And, some, uh, uhm, bacon. Mmmm, chewy, smoky bacon. ohhhhhhhh

Deep at heart she's always been a hillbilly from Louisiana. Soon she'll just be a toothless hillbilly from Louisiana, birth'n babies like a PEZ dispenser.

@40 You mean like Mike Hamilton?

Of COURSE she drinks Coke... She's from the South.. Southerners drink COKE not Pepsi--because Pepsi sucks blue whale schlong and tastes like the smell that comes out of a septic tank.

If she's drinking lots of Coke, she's prob not eating as much. Caffeine's a known appetite killer.

@6 -- Damn! I was gonna say the HFCS would do wonders for her hips you crafty fucker. That's what I get for working and not doing the important shit.

This bitch must get delerium tremors when she's away from Coke for more than a few minutes. That's why she didn't have a steady grip on that umbrella. Those caramel coated, nicotene laden lungs are really gonna affect her angelic singing voice. I for one am disappointed. And of course by disappointed I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Getting head from a unicorn could be painful.

Ah, I hardly post here anymore. But this...this gave me the lol's. I can see someone trying to take a can of coke away from her and she trying to scratch their eyes out screaming, "precious!". Time to switch back to water, Britney lard ass.

I remember when i got 24 cans in the rehab.Every 2 minutes i had to fill those 24 cans with petfood and then the next 24 etc.

MonkeyBrains on March 15, 2007 9:20 AM

24 cans of coke per day. The carbonation must be seeping from her pores. She must be using this rehab time to develop the ability to burp out the entire alphabet. She might be able to fart out the entire alphabet simultaneously.

BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!!!!!!
fucking funny shit, MonkeyBrains!!!!!!
theres a video of her on utube all fucked up, rolling on X and beltching like a linebacker

maybe they took away her Cheetohs

wow, this pic really looks like what .. taken 30 years ago. Yeah, it's been so long since she looked like that. stupid bitch.

Addicts typically crave lots of sweet sugary substances in rehab. It's their bodies way of trying to adjust without the drugs. Especially if they are coming off of hard drugs like cocaine or heroin. I love how she makes up lies (depression, not needing rehab) and yet the truth always comes back to bite her.

There's this Ryan Reynolds flick, "Best Friends", that's not too funny however Anna Faris plays this poptart that's modelled on Britney Spears. When I had the misfortune of watching it, I thought Faris was being intentionally over the top in portraying said poptart as overly possessive, incredibly insecure, and an all around slut/freak. Now I am not so sure. Is there anyone out there who is truly praying for Brit anymore?

#3 biatcho,

Please explain to me how it is you think that "she's working hard to fix her personal problems"

I wouldn't call, having a bad attitude in rehab, denying that she has a problem, ignoring her kids etc... working hard to fix her problems. If by working hard you mean being a spoiled, ridiculous, pathetic, stain on humanity then I guess I could see your point.

She has a wig on in this picture-why? Did we ever see
her real hair-did we ever see the real Britney? Kissing
Madonna was the start of the down-slide for her.
Sad comment on fame.

she looks like ashlee simpson in that photo

So not only is this trailor park rose screwing up her own body with coca cola but she reportedly had been feeding it to Sean Preston in a sippy cup.

HAHAHAHA Holy Freakin GOD I thought even the most bumpkin Hicks knew better than to do that. WTF did she fall on her fool head while practicing crappy dance routines for disney? Seriously...What the hell.

Oh and I'm sure this has been said already but #2...Please Kill Yourself

#7 1.. that's why I'm surprised they're letting her do that. I've never been in rehab but I have been hospitalized for depression and there were people in there who were in there for drug problems and eating disorders, and because of that none of us were allowed to have anything caffeinated except for one cup of coffee with breakfast.

Well Coke's new ad slogan is "Thanks for drinking." Maybe she's hoping to get a campaign of her own going, with them. I just thought they were all about being the "All American Drink," not the all "American Addict!" Guess they're changing their demographics to the rehab scene. It seems to be working!

A friend of mine and I made a bet about 4 years ago that Britney would completely self-destruct into trailer-park oblivion within 10 years. Lo and behold, she accomplishes this in half the time.

I think she'll be lucky to make it to 35 without ending up either incarcerated, broke and homeless, a religious fanatic, or dead.

I can just imagine superfishs glee when he thought he could finally get the chance to make a update with this title. Oh the disapointment people are going to suffer when the actuall read.

I like how back then, she at least wore her wig kind of low on her forehead. It makes her forehead seem a lot smaller.

#50- that movie was pretty funny. I liked it.

Okay, kids! Let's do the math on this one:

A twelve ounce can of Coca Cola has 150 calories. 24 cans of the stuff comes to 3600 calories a day. 3500 calories equals one pound of weight. Since one can safely assume Brit is also eating food on top of drinking soda, she is consuming liquid calories at a rate that will ensure she will gain a minimum of 1 pound a day.

Bear this in mind as well: An inactive woman needs about 13 calories per pound of body weight to sustain her weight. 3600 calories a day sustains a 277 pound woman.

And just as an aside, a $100,000 rehab stay that just replaces one stupid habit with another is just plain dumb. For half that I would be willing to lock the girl in my bathroom, feed her normal food and threaten to shoot her if she tries to get out and score any drugs. Hell, I'd threaten to shoot her just to threaten to shoot her. But I wouldn't give her 3600 calories a day in soda. My cruelty knows some bounds.

#51 Spindoc, that's a troll. That post was lifted from the other Britney thread. Good thing is, it only makes you hurl once.

It's 24 lines of coke not cans. Sheesh.
Acting like a 12 year old? Not news.
She's been frozen in her actions since 12.

I found one similarity between "b4" and "after" Britney pictures... They both wear a wig!

ahha seriously

uhm, the addiction treatment facility didn't give britney spears 24 cans of coke a day. she made the desicion to do so.

Maybe she's enough empty cans by now to make a nice coca-cola necklet.The ringpullers she can wear as a ring.

Wow, Britney was pretty in the 1960's.

Britney never really grew up. She was already really spoiled.

I think she now realizes what an enormous mistake it was to be involved with Kevin. Now she is stuck in her own misery.

I can only extend sympathy to someone who is clearly depressed but willing to honestly help themselves. Britney doesn't seem to really want to help herself.

Soda is a natural replacement for anti-depressants.

Haha, love the Tate-LaBianca pre-trial look.

maybe she just needs multiple daily semen colonics to clean out her system

She must be a super human nobody can drink that much Coke in a day. I couldn't even drink as much water as she is drinking Coke in a day.

new shitney posts on my blog!!!

hugs and poops,
mr poopillo

#61 TrimSpaBaby

Thanks! I didn't realize that. Love the name by the way.

Oh, and I almost forgot, Tom Cruise sucks ALMOST as many cocks a day as Miss Spears Drinks Cokes.

my moms a nurse and she says that only the attending nurse and physicians have sinfo on patient. SO it must be some random nurse sneaking in or the attending is go nna get shit the underlings do what theyre told they get no info

in about one year, i'm sure britney will have cleaned up and shit and she'll come back with a new album that'll top the charts, win a few grammys and she'll be all skinny and super secksy and shit like that and she'll be on the cover of vanity fair and be all like "i was having a hard time, i was surrounded by fake people, blablabla" and it'll be like mariah carey's comeback where everyone is gonna love her and even the stupid press (which is now tearing her apart)will worshipping her.

extra points if she adds a nickname to her stupid little rehab act