Feb 27 2007Jenna Jameson looks like beef jerky
Jenna Jameson showed up to the 17th Annual Night Of 100 Stars Oscar Gala with Tito Ortiz looking like a, uh, this thing. I have no idea how these two even got in. Even if they were famous enough, you'd think the guy at the door would've stopped them and said, "Nuh uh. No mummies allowed." Isn't she supposed to be a famour pornstar? How is this possibly sexy? Her face looks like a giant tumor.

Reader Comments
1. didey23 - February 27, 2007 10:19 AM
ewwwwww
2. RichPort - February 27, 2007 10:19 AM
Do you age a year for everytime someone spews baby juice on your face? If so, she must be like 215.
3. wedge1 - February 27, 2007 10:19 AM
FRIST!
4. forlorn angel - February 27, 2007 10:21 AM
She looks horrible, you would need a paper bag just to hit it...
And what the hell happened to her boobs, even fake they are half way down her chest...
And he looks like a damn money...
Ewwww Ewwww Ewwww
5. RichPort - February 27, 2007 10:21 AM
How sad is it that troll boy tried to be first with my name. How much sadder still that he posted the same minutes. And how much sadder beyond that, that he has no idea who Jenna is because she's not a dude getting ass-reamed by 400 long dicked midgets. Note to troll: she's a female porn .star
6. forlorn angel - February 27, 2007 10:22 AM
Damn keyboard... monkey not money... monkey!
7. brujeriadiosa - February 27, 2007 10:22 AM
she thought a celebrity roast was...well a fucking roast!
this is not how to get one!!!!
woo hoo FRIST!!!
LOL No?
8. veggi - February 27, 2007 10:24 AM
big bird hooker
9. Jeremy J X - February 27, 2007 10:25 AM
There's another reason I'm gay.
10. Mr. Goat - February 27, 2007 10:25 AM
OMG!!!
At the very least these images will save me from jerking off 9 times a week...
Jenna, will you please turn around.
11. Superevil - February 27, 2007 10:26 AM
If I may quote George Carlin: I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
12. brujeriadiosa - February 27, 2007 10:27 AM
I wonder is she has some oregano in her Tinkerbell Purse?
White girls: Please stop tanning. Be proud to be white, it is ok! White is cool.
Your fucking face looks like Rich, Corinthian Leather...it is time to stop.
13. combustion8 - February 27, 2007 10:27 AM
drugs are bad mmkaaay?
14. Spindoc - February 27, 2007 10:28 AM
Check out her purse, what, does she think that she is an 8 year old girl? It looks like the cryptkeeper woke up, ate a little child and took her purse.
15. veggi - February 27, 2007 10:29 AM
I think her thingy fell off and she swallowed it.
16. griffmills - February 27, 2007 10:32 AM
puke on a stick
17. MrSemprini - February 27, 2007 10:32 AM
I met she and Mr Ortiz (only a DOOFUS would call him Tito; he says it reminds him of the Jackson 5) right after the event and we took a leisurely drive to her mausoleum. Mr Ortiz carefully packed her into her coffin and he admitted to being perplexed. "She's not supposed to look like that for another ten years", he whined. Naturally, I offered a suggestion. I told him that he needed to burp the casket after he makes the seal. Gotta get all that air out or she'll be molded before Easter. What a great guy. He tried to get me up to his room for my tip but I'm not that dumb. I told him I'll take it right here. Then he started doing this doggie hump thing on the casket. I could hear Ms Jameson yelling for him to stop or she would taser him again. What a fun bunch. Anyone know how to get stains off of leather pants?
Whoops, gotta go, Sirens!
18. jFp - February 27, 2007 10:33 AM
Who are these ugly people? Was this event some kind of WWE bash? Looks like somebody slammed this bitchs mouth on the mat.
19. Wild Rose - February 27, 2007 10:35 AM
Fake tits...fake tits...wow, those are really huge...fake...tits. Saggin' a bit there, too. Just goes to show how shitty some of these plastic, worn out porn stars can start to look. Time's definitely their enemy! Looks like she needs to stay away from the tanning salons, as well. God, her skin looks AWFUL!
20. mrlithium - February 27, 2007 10:35 AM
jenna is the victim of really bad plastic surgery, she was hot about 5 years ago, i have no idea how she ended up looking like this.
21. crestlin - February 27, 2007 10:38 AM
holy crap! do those two really look that disfigured? it looks like they're standing in front of one of those fun-house mirrors in the carnival...also, her skin is like one giant melanoma. ick.
22. RussianMafia - February 27, 2007 10:39 AM
Anyone notice her purse? tinkerbell. Another example of someone who missed out on their childhood blowing their uncle(s).
23. otteaux - February 27, 2007 10:41 AM
I don't care how brown she gets, I'd be all over that chest of hers.
Tito Ortiz has a quite a huge noggin - how the hell does he keep from getting knocked out every fight?
24. veggi - February 27, 2007 10:41 AM
@20- No, Jenna is the victim of thousands of strangecocks in her every crack. And by victim, I mean usedupdumbcuntslut.
25. veggi - February 27, 2007 10:42 AM
@22- hehe!
26. NipsyHustle - February 27, 2007 10:42 AM
they should both be sterilized. her for being a AIDS infested leatherfaced whore and him for having a head the size of castle grayskull
27. Dean - February 27, 2007 10:43 AM
And you thought Jessica Biel's sideboob was impressive...
28. lickmybutt - February 27, 2007 10:44 AM
anyone else thinking arby's?
29. twentytwelve - February 27, 2007 10:44 AM
it looks as if she's been making out with a vacuum cleaner. bad idea, jenna, bad idea.
30. Koshka - February 27, 2007 10:44 AM
WTF IS THAT ? O_ô ??
31. karifarrell - February 27, 2007 10:44 AM
Ok, first of all NOBODY should wear yellow. EVER.
Second.....well I'm speechless. How can you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Yep, awesome tan, lookin good!!!"
How do you NOT know you look like a dried up turd?
32. Jim Treacher - February 27, 2007 10:46 AM
"I have no idea how these two even got in."
Because Chuck Lidell allowed it.
The reason she looks like that is because she's angling for the lead role in the remake of Howard the Duck.
33. veggi - February 27, 2007 10:46 AM
@28- thanks- was just eating a loose meat sandwich.
34. grits2005 - February 27, 2007 10:48 AM
HOLY COW I GUESS SHE FINALLY WENT AND CAUGHT THE AIDS LIKE THE REST OF THE PORN STARS OUT THERE. ITS SO DAMN SAD THAT HE WAS SO STUPID AS TO GET WITH THIS THING. AS A MARINE WIFE HERES A BIT OF FUNNY INFO......HE WAS INVITED TO SPEAK AT A MILITARY BALL BUT WAS TOLD HE COULDNT BRING HER SO HE DECIDED TO TO SPEAK AT IT. SERIOUSELY TITO HAS SO MUCH TALENT AND ITS JUST A SHAME HIS CAREER WILL BE CUT SHORT DUE TO AIDS, HERPES, HEP, OR WHATEVER ELSE SHE MAY HAVE.
35. Carsten5577 - February 27, 2007 10:50 AM
She looks like a man. Too much plastic surgery can give you a weird look. She just looks horrible.
36. thestraightshooter - February 27, 2007 10:52 AM
That's a new tag team, porn's Jenna Jameson and UFC's Tito Ortiz
METH AND DESTRUCTION
37. BarbadoSlim - February 27, 2007 10:54 AM
What THE FUCK IS THIS, is it in porn?
oh, wait...
38. heather - February 27, 2007 10:58 AM
holy hell, what happed to her, i think maybe she was in the sun for about 10 years too long, i am so turned off of beef jerky forever now!!
39. wtf - February 27, 2007 11:09 AM
She's the new female Oscar
40. lickmybutt - February 27, 2007 11:10 AM
#33. hahahaha. im sorry!!
41. Sandrahrah - February 27, 2007 11:15 AM
disgusting person... well i guess if she keeps on looking like this her damn movies won't sell anymore
42. Kimberly - February 27, 2007 11:15 AM
well that just goes to show you that taking it in every body cavity know to man, or beast for that matter, i mean look at her, will fuck you up for life, poor slutty
43. NicotineEyePatch - February 27, 2007 11:17 AM
That shuffling is the sound of men all over the world taking back all those J/O sessions.
44. RichPort - February 27, 2007 11:27 AM
#17 - Excellent.
45. elf - February 27, 2007 11:32 AM
actually i think she looks like joan rivers:)
46. karifarrell - February 27, 2007 11:42 AM
Awwww...Mr. Semprini knows EVERYBODY!!!!
47. Spindoc - February 27, 2007 11:52 AM
Apparently double Anal Penetration makes your lips swell.
48. the chicken - February 27, 2007 11:53 AM
#45 You mean :-O
49. Meritocrat - February 27, 2007 11:53 AM
Yeah, she's a "famour pornstar." This site used to be clever.
50. veggi - February 27, 2007 11:57 AM
@47- no, I told you, her thingy fell off and she swallowed it. Just look at her pucker. "Ewww, this thing does taste bad"
51. the boy - February 27, 2007 11:58 AM
Likely the result of STD's aplenty yet-to-be-medically-identified. Foul.
52. Lowlands - February 27, 2007 12:01 PM
Too skinny for me.If the guy next to her is her steady lover then she must consider herself lucky to have airbags to protect her.
53. Danner - February 27, 2007 12:02 PM
"How sad is it that troll boy tried to be first with my name. How much sadder still that he posted the same minutes. And how much sadder beyond that"
Actually the saddest part is that anyone gives a flying fuck about being first second or any other cock sucking number on a blog/message board.
Jenna looks horrible.
54. vaselineintensive - February 27, 2007 12:04 PM
someone's had too much collagen injected into the lips. looks like she fell asleep on the tanning bed...
her date looks like a hot dog head
55. veggi - February 27, 2007 12:08 PM
@54- I think she had a cut in her lips and all that sperm that gets spewed all over her face found a new home.
56. Stink - February 27, 2007 12:08 PM
C'mon SuperFish, that's not a real person, that's some shitty wax mannequin the dressed up and moved around!
57. WD-40 - February 27, 2007 12:12 PM
That's a man, baby.
58. Seargant Sexy - February 27, 2007 12:14 PM
Holy shit that guy's head is HUGE!!!!!!!!
59. rmeno - February 27, 2007 12:16 PM
and they say that living the life of porn doesn't hurt you...I find it soooo hard to believe that she's only 32 years old!!! She should still be looking somewhat young...horrible!
60. Forbidden - February 27, 2007 12:18 PM
besides the ugly fat jealous bitches comments, whose boyfriends jerk off to Jenna Jameson everyday and only wish their girlfriends looked a little like her, and they're in joy because Jenna doesn't look good in these pictures, for once, those are the worst pictures of Jenna Jameson I've ever seen. Jenna used to be so insanely hot and beautiful... and time doesn't forgive, she's now showing the effects of tanning on her skin. So ladies, learn from her and be careful with how much you tan, because chances are you'll end up looking like that in a few years. And oh yeah, lets not forget the huge amount of plastic surgery Jenna has gotten done. I have no idea way, because the only thing she needed to get done were her boobs, she was insanely stunning by nature, too bad she got obsessed with plastic surgery and destroyed her gorgeous face.
Anyway, I think those are terrible pictures. If you see Jenna in person, she looks very hot, those pictures are just crap.
Like Superfish's comments. WTF? Famous enough? Superfish, Jenna is WAY more famous all over the fucking world than 95% of the people attending at that Oscars Gala.
61. supafreak - February 27, 2007 12:19 PM
Jenna was with Tito Whortiz at UFC 67 and she looked hot. WTF has happened in that time, I have no freaking clue.
Maybe this pic release is what caused the DOW to drop over 200 points in 2 mintues and over 500 points for the day.
62. PrettyBaby - February 27, 2007 12:31 PM
The tanning is the least of her problems- she looks to have had at least 6 major surgeries.. she looks hideous beyond belief. And she looks meth-skinny too.. What a fucking shame, she used to be so cute.
63. Jay from the Bay - February 27, 2007 12:41 PM
Ewww. EWWW!
64. LL - February 27, 2007 12:46 PM
Who the hell is Tito Ortiz?
As for Jenna, I sort of expect porn stars to look all used up by the time they're 30 or so, so this isn't that much of a surprise. And in this dress, her boobs look like gigantic lemons, not such a hot look. If it (the dress) was a different color, maybe, but the Big Bird yellow makes her look more orange. Again, when are white chicks going to stop making themselves orange? When is it going to stop? When they find out that the active ingredient in self-tanner slows down your metabolism so that you gain weight faster and lose it slower? Oh, you didn't know that? Well, it's science, my friends. Spread the word.
65. Bugman4045 - February 27, 2007 12:49 PM
A preview of Jessica Simpson in 10 years.
66. kamihi - February 27, 2007 12:52 PM
Yowsers this sorry bitch looks about 75, in fact she looks like Joan Rivers but is a third her age!
67. Clete - February 27, 2007 12:56 PM
She looks so hideous I would prefer to look like me. Surgery and tanning...less is more.
She looks like an old shoe.
68. LilRach - February 27, 2007 12:59 PM
Jeez what happened to her? She kinda looks like a tranny in the first pic. She used to look pretty good (for a porn star that is).
Too much blow i reckon - and no not the kind of blow you would normally associate her with.
69. MrSemprini - February 27, 2007 1:00 PM
Thanks sir /or ma'am for the compliment but, I'm just a driver.
Is jello good on grits?
70. scienceguy - February 27, 2007 1:02 PM
What a wretch...
Unless this "make up" involves a tub of KY,
a double-ender, a donkey and some nipple clamps, I'm not watching.
71. wedge1 - February 27, 2007 1:08 PM
My stepdaughter keeps talking about going into porno because the money's so good. I'm going to show these pictures to her. She's seen videos of Jenna looking much better than this (we watch, that's one of our things), so hopefully she'll be scared straight.
72. jrzmommy♠ - February 27, 2007 1:15 PM
60--Shelly Winters woudn't be jealous of this pig.
73. HollyJ - February 27, 2007 1:19 PM
He obviously has Down's Syndrome.
74. steveperry - February 27, 2007 1:22 PM
spoliers: jenna jameson IS beef jerkey.
75. supafreak - February 27, 2007 1:22 PM
Rampage Jackson, now with the UFC, said they were planning on making a bobble head doll for Tito, but it couldn't be produced b/c the massive head kept making it fall down.
76. TashaVin` - February 27, 2007 1:23 PM
Let's hope that the next time I'm watching a porn with Jenna in it, that I don't remember this... Please don't let me remember this... She looks Horrid. That's a sure fire way to "loose it"
77. TashaVin` - February 27, 2007 1:23 PM
haha@ 75
78. LDC - February 27, 2007 1:27 PM
Dear lord, Tito looks like a deranged Mr. Peanut.
79. scienceguy - February 27, 2007 1:29 PM
I like beautiful, voluptuous women. But porn really is nasty. To paraphrase Bill Hicks, "my dream woman doesn't have genital warts around her stretched anus". The girls at TGIF are just as cute, leave something for the imagination and don't have the mileage these nasty hump cows of the cocaine ridden porn industry.
80. Goonly - February 27, 2007 1:29 PM
"Famour"? ..Sounds French.
81. Cosmo - February 27, 2007 1:31 PM
Geez, what happened? She looks like she got locked inside a tanning bed for six weeks.
82. Thomas the Wrapper - February 27, 2007 1:34 PM
Geezus that's a real shame. She was actually very pretty for a whooer but she's definitely using drugs now. The depleted weight and muscle mass is a give away; while covered by fake tan and lip injections. Now she's officially just another worn out, tired hole. Real Shame. I'd hit it any time she asked.
83. 86 - February 27, 2007 1:34 PM
That guy is smiling so big because he knows she's a sure thing.
84. 86 - February 27, 2007 1:37 PM
She looks drrrty.
85. saffron714 - February 27, 2007 1:45 PM
I can’t decide what is freaking me out more. Her looking like Skelator or his oddly shaped head.
86. here - February 27, 2007 1:46 PM
It appears she's so nervous in a legit venue that she's flaring her nostrils and unable to easily smile. Apparently would have benefitted from, eg., a Xanax.
87. jonDoe - February 27, 2007 1:46 PM
WHATTA FUCK DID SHE DO?! She was so hot before all that cosmetic surgery. and the Tinkerbell purse? C'mon, Jenna. C'mon. Rrrreal classy.
88. Forbidden - February 27, 2007 1:53 PM
Wow so many UGLY jealous bitches who no one wants to touch and whose boyfriends dream of Jenna are so happy in joy with these pictures posting insulting words towards Jenna on their comments. Yeah fugly bitches, insult and try to bash mega hot porn ladies and Jenna all you want, but you'll keep being ugly and disgusting and your boyfriends will keep feeling sorry for themselves for being so miserable of having such a disgusting woman like you as a girlfriend, and only dreaming they could date Jenna or any insanely hot stunner porn girl. And they will keep jerking off to them and dreaming of them. And when your man closes his eyes, LMAO, don't think it's because he's so in pleasure... it's because he's dreaming of Jenna and of gorgeous insanely hot porn stars. HAHA.
Yeah ugly disgusting bitches, keep insulting, keep trying to bash porn stars and a woman who even in those pictures looks better than all of you together will ever look in the best looking fucking day of your lives... you don't have the right to say anything about Jenna, even if she doesn't look that good today, just for how insanely beautiful she used to be she's a fucking goddess you all ugly disgusting jealous bitches only dream could look a 1% like.
Remember... hating her means she's awesome, and the more insults you post, the more awesome she is, and the more disgusting and pathetic you are. HAHA
Oh and by the way, to the huge amount of extremely ignorant people posting comments, Jenna has never performed in any anal sex scenes or done more than 1 guy at once, not has she performed in any movies which include anything the smallest bit extreme at all. And by the way, for the last 8 years, she has not shot more than about 20 porn scenes, with only 1 fucking guy, her fucking husband. The only guy she has fucked in about 8 years. Yeah, what a vicious life. WTF does porn have to do with a woman becoming addicted to plastic surgery and overly tanning?
And by the way, all the people posting have for sure more STD's than all the fucking porn industry together. You guys have genital warts, porn ladies are outrageously fine STD free goddesses with lovely pussies, and by the way, people in porn gets conmstantly tested for STD's. Having a STD means not being able to work in porn, you ignorant ugly retards.
89. karifarrell - February 27, 2007 1:55 PM
Yay to whoever said Tito's head looks like the tip of a hotdog, that is funny because it's true...
She does probably take xanax, which is why she fell asleep in the tanning bed for 8 hours.
And jello is great on grits. Pretty much any flavor but lime.
Now can we have a fracking new post? I'm bored!!! Or do we but I just don't know it yet because it's taken me 15 minutes just to type this and also I have dial up at work. Hmmmmmm....better check.....
90. Woodhorse - February 27, 2007 1:57 PM
I am not banned.
91. Forbidden - February 27, 2007 1:58 PM
oh and by the way, here is a fucking picture of Jenna Jameson from the year 2004, pre plastic surgery: http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u224/fckyes/jenna2.jpg
92. karifarrell - February 27, 2007 2:05 PM
@91 Who cares, you FOOT CRAMP, you're irritating.
Hey did anyone see that ad for The Beef Jerky Emporium on the right? Now THAT'S funny!!!
93. k naz - February 27, 2007 2:11 PM
why the fuck did she inflate her lips she looks like a man
94. Conky - February 27, 2007 2:14 PM
Man, she sure got carried away with the lip augmentation... looks like she got punched in the mouth and ended up with 2 fat lips.
Normally to see prostitutes with lips like that you have to go to the bad part of town, hehe.
95. karifarrell - February 27, 2007 2:21 PM
Jenna Jameson, Victoria Beckham and Lindsay Lohan must all go to the same place
96. karifarrell - February 27, 2007 2:22 PM
I think it's called the 4th Ring of Hell
97. DeArmond - February 27, 2007 2:23 PM
just for those who are saying "pornstars have aids" its actually quite the opposite.
pornstars have to have monthly std screenings and there hasnt been a case of hiv in 3 years.
jenna just needs to lay off the bronzer and stop chopping herself up. :(
98. Stink - February 27, 2007 2:44 PM
Hrrrr...Oddjob LIKE pretty balloon lady!
99. fag4eva - February 27, 2007 2:56 PM
I hope Jenna Jamieson looks less uglier in the future, I'd go up to her right now and say "Hey, Jenna! look better" but I'd be too shy to walk up to her botoxed lips incase if they touched me, because that would be the same as having a billion penises on you.
100. Lowlands - February 27, 2007 3:08 PM
Hmm,is it me or does the guy look likes perezhilton?
101. Hecubus - February 27, 2007 3:29 PM
She looks like someone forgot to water her.
102. UNWASHEDMASSES - February 27, 2007 3:33 PM
It's one of the porn world's worst kept secrets, but Jenna has Hep. That, plus terrible plastic surgery, gives us the vision in yellow. Why do these women go under the knife one too many times? Don't they see Jocelyn Wildenstein, aka the cat lady? Doesn't Jenna look at Pam Anderson? Don't they see that collagenated lips look ridiculous?
103. pana1718 - February 27, 2007 3:35 PM
ewwww is that an giant ape next to that hooker?
104. MollyPoo - February 27, 2007 3:36 PM
She'd better chill on the plastic surgery. She's on her way to looking like that freak show, Jocelyn Wildenstein. Take a peek:
http://img9.mediabistro.net/blogs-mbtoolbox-original-Jocelyn_Wildenstein1-thumb.jpg
105. my opinion - February 27, 2007 3:54 PM
Hey 60/88 Forbidden. How long have you been on Jenna's payroll? I bet she has Wilson embossed on her back since her face and neck look like an old baseball glove.
Too much plastic surgery too soon. She is going to be a real freakazoid as she ages. There will be so much work airbrushing her that her movies will fall under the catagory of animation!
106. JerkyBoy - February 27, 2007 3:57 PM
my gawd! what happened to her. maybe too much time in the tanning salon.
107. EgoManiac - February 27, 2007 4:05 PM
Has anyone seen Tabitha Stevens? She's another hideous freakshow now. Jenna is finished. A total degenerate, both inside and out.
108. Ted...From LA - February 27, 2007 4:26 PM
I recognize Hulk Hogan in the yellow, but who in the fuck is the guy with the three foot head? You could hit a 5 iron off his chin and not reach his eyes.
109. sid - February 27, 2007 4:52 PM
And I thought I had a big head. Is that guy even human?
110. NicotineEyePatch - February 27, 2007 5:09 PM
Hey #60/88, sorry that your old standby masturbation fodder looks like a wet wallet lately.
Let it go, dude - she's finished. Rent some newer porn and move into the now! Some of the girls these days make Jenna look even more like the dishrag whore you think she isn't.
111. Stink - February 27, 2007 5:16 PM
Her myspace page says she's 32. I thought she was 52 from these pics.
112. woodhorse - February 27, 2007 5:20 PM
He has a really big head but he sure is happy. I wonder why.
113. woodhorse - February 27, 2007 5:23 PM
She looks better than Brian Peppers (thanks Fish for creating that hyperlink - they maybe should have used that trap in Indiana Jones - now I shall always have a reference point for absolute fugly)
114. Stink - February 27, 2007 5:23 PM
#112 It's because he's already wearing the Daddy Warbucks suit for when they cosplay later .
115. yoma - February 27, 2007 6:23 PM
she looks gross skinny is not pretty she used to be so beautiful and her lips look like a loose labia....eewwwwww!!! Poor Jenna.... she took JEssica's simpson's advice in enlarging her lips too far. Eewww and again eeww
116. UNCLE NED - February 27, 2007 6:28 PM
Pornography is the biggest selling category in the entire film-industry. I'll bet she's been in larger grossing films then most of those lame Oscar-winners combined.
117. TashaVin` - February 27, 2007 6:40 PM
I do believe her inner Michael Jackson is hanging out... Seriously. Gah
118. GG1000 - February 27, 2007 6:51 PM
She looks like Jessica Biel's tranny older brother.
119. drowningfool - February 27, 2007 6:58 PM
I dread the day I have to settle down with a hot porn star only to watch her transform into that. Oh wait, that'll probably never happen. I guess I'll have to settle for a fat ugly young chick and watch her transform into a fatter, older hag. HOORAY LIFE!!!
120. Nimuë LaMer - February 27, 2007 7:12 PM
Isn't that RuPaul's dad?
121. chipmunk73 - February 27, 2007 7:18 PM
ok this pic has got to be fake at least i hope so
122. TemporarySanity - February 27, 2007 7:24 PM
AIDS?
123. Archaeismus - February 27, 2007 7:36 PM
What an insult!
Beef jerky is a delectable culinary delight.
Jenna, needless to say, is not.
124. libtard - February 27, 2007 8:03 PM
Wow. I want to make fun of her, but I can't. So sad. She has to be lying about only being 32. If she really is....... then, just, wow. I really feel sorry for this chick. I know she did this to herself, but still........damn. Nobody deserves to look like this at 32.
125. Nikky Raney - February 27, 2007 8:07 PM
she used to be hott. my boyfriend had a poster of her on his wall.. what did she do to herself?
126. sumnersgal - February 27, 2007 8:34 PM
It's Magda's granddaughter.
127. majikthise - February 27, 2007 8:38 PM
fuck! my eyes! please, someone keep it away from Paris Hilton. I'm sure my head would fucking explode if I caught sight of the meat curtains on that tranny. ewwww.
128. Smackage - February 27, 2007 9:09 PM
This should be PETA's advertising campaign. I will think twice about eating my roast Thanksgiving turkey when I picture it having Jenna's face on it.
129. Defcon - February 27, 2007 9:41 PM
Holy shit that's not natural.
130. PongGod - February 27, 2007 11:19 PM
I'm having a hard time deciding which freak is more disturbing, Ms. Medium Well or Mr. Hydrocephalic.
131. karen christina - February 27, 2007 11:39 PM
#108 LOL....Jajajaaa
132. karen christina - February 27, 2007 11:55 PM
Thank God For selfsteem and expressing yourself intellectually, besides sexually....Though, I LOVE SENSUALITY
That Guy is Ugly as Fuck!!!! And the Huge white Monkey in the tuxedo Next to him sure is meek ...You can actually screen a Film in that Forehead though.....
133. Jimbrandy2 - February 28, 2007 12:09 AM
How can you defend jenna jameson at all, FORBIDEN? She's like in the catagory of Jeffrey Dalmer indefensebility. She's probably the biggest whore the world has ever known, if not, certainly the most well known. I mean she has no ounce of human dignity left in her. At least hookers, who do every thing in private, can walk away from their past without their whorism immortalised forever on film. Her so called "inner child" is probably in a fetal position, cowering up in a cold cervice in her heart, which is probably almost approaching abosolute zero. Who are you anyways? I have two guesses, myself: A) Jenna Jameson, or B) Some other porn "star" whose defense of jenna jamesion is basically a larger defense of your pathitic choice of lifestyle. She doesn't have to have sex with more then one guy on film to be extreme does she? Porno is extreme enough. Didn't she have sex with more then one girl at a time. There used to be a time in this country when a straight women having lesbian sex in a porno was about as extreme as it got. But, i guess in your world of porno (sadly fast mergering with the real world because of forbidens ilk) homoeroticism is less extreme then heterosexuality. Up is Down and Down is Up in this magic land of porno, where the average life expentancy is 27 due to overwhelming suicide. 3.854 out of 4 porn stars will commit suicide sometime in their life (the other .0146 overdose on drugs) - and that's not me talking that's the congressional budget office's (CBO) own statistics! The fact is being a porn star is a death sentence and there won't be any governor's phone call pardoning you at the last minute like in the movies. Jenna Jameson, 32, is accaully an old geezer in porn life expentancy. She must have a stronger ability to cope with utter hopelessness and depression than most porn stars do and also a superhuman tolerance to cocaine. I wonder what her dreams are like when she's alseep. Probably somewhat of a cross between Saw II and Saw III. If you could somehow view her dreams you would probably end up like the guy in Indiana Jones - Last Crusade - who chose the wrong chalice. She must have the only legal job in America where if her parents ( or children - yes some porn stars are so evil they accaully bring kids into their horrid reality) came to her job site and observed her "working", they would need years of therapy and counciling to get over what they saw - if they ever could. Defending her is like defending someone's choice of keeping a pile of shit on the dining room table. You would have to insane.........
134. Jimbrandy2 - February 28, 2007 12:10 AM
How can you defend jenna jameson at all, FORBIDEN? She's like in the catagory of Jeffrey Dalmer indefensebility. She's probably the biggest whore the world has ever known, if not, certainly the most well known. I mean she has no ounce of human dignity left in her. At least hookers, who do every thing in private, can walk away from their past without their whorism immortalised forever on film. Her so called "inner child" is probably in a fetal position, cowering up in a cold cervice in her heart, which is probably almost approaching abosolute zero. Who are you anyways? I have two guesses, myself: A) Jenna Jameson, or B) Some other porn "star" whose defense of jenna jamesion is basically a larger defense of your pathitic choice of lifestyle. She doesn't have to have sex with more then one guy on film to be extreme does she? Porno is extreme enough. Didn't she have sex with more then one girl at a time. There used to be a time in this country when a straight women having lesbian sex in a porno was about as extreme as it got. But, i guess in your world of porno (sadly fast mergering with the real world because of forbidens ilk) homoeroticism is less extreme then heterosexuality. Up is Down and Down is Up in this magic land of porno, where the average life expentancy is 27 due to overwhelming suicide. 3.854 out of 4 porn stars will commit suicide sometime in their life (the other .0146 overdose on drugs) - and that's not me talking that's the congressional budget office's (CBO) own statistics! The fact is being a porn star is a death sentence and there won't be any governor's phone call pardoning you at the last minute like in the movies. Jenna Jameson, 32, is accaully an old geezer in porn life expentancy. She must have a stronger ability to cope with utter hopelessness and depression than most porn stars do and also a superhuman tolerance to cocaine. I wonder what her dreams are like when she's alseep. Probably somewhat of a cross between Saw II and Saw III. If you could somehow view her dreams you would probably end up like the guy in Indiana Jones - Last Crusade - who chose the wrong chalice. She must have the only legal job in America where if her parents ( or children - yes some porn stars are so evil they accaully bring kids into their horrid reality) came to her job site and observed her "working", they would need years of therapy and counciling to get over what they saw - if they ever could. Defending her is like defending someone's choice of keeping a pile of shit on the dining room table. You would have to insane.........
135. Jimbrandy2 - February 28, 2007 12:11 AM
sorry i didnt know it posted the first time.
136. karen christina - February 28, 2007 12:28 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.......
137. sid - February 28, 2007 1:02 AM
Nobody called the guy "Kurt Angle."
We need more wrestling fans here.
No, wait...
138. the chicken - February 28, 2007 3:12 AM
I'd hit it.
139. pana1718 - February 28, 2007 3:21 AM
is this joan rivers?
140. ImaCracka - February 28, 2007 3:50 AM
Man, I want all my jizz I spilled over her back!!!!!!
141. ImaCracka - February 28, 2007 3:51 AM
Oh and just because I am safely tucked away...
Tito ortiz is a fucking pussy.....
142. Riz - February 28, 2007 4:08 AM
So masturbation is a selfish, soul-sucking, life-disaffirming waste of time?
Great, 35 years of wanking down the drain...
143. RichPort - February 28, 2007 5:27 AM
141. Yes he is, and I'd be his love slave.
133, 134. I think somebody needs to get laid. Just a guess, ...
144. At-Law - February 28, 2007 5:50 AM
So I dont get it. She refuses to hook up with black men on screen for whatever reason, but she had no problem hooking up with an alien looking man with such violent tendacies that he is probably (surely) a wife beater.
I guess that is what I get for trying to make sense of a pornstar's decisions.
145. p911gt10c - February 28, 2007 5:59 AM
Wow, Jenna and Fergie could be brothers.
146. hellcat1983 - February 28, 2007 6:26 AM
Is it just me or does it look like she's got two noses?
147. Sheva - February 28, 2007 7:00 AM
How did Jessica Biel's mother get a ticket to the Oscar's?
148. innit - February 28, 2007 7:16 AM
@ 88 - It is a fact that porn stars DO NOT get tested for herpes and HPV (human papilloma virus). Why? Because they're so common, no one would be able to work! LOL! Now just for kicks, you should google "genital warts" with the safesearch off, of course, and check out what your porno goddesses have to offer you :]
149. jrzmommy♠ - February 28, 2007 7:38 AM
Um, Forbidden #88....I didn't realize life was a contest to see who could degrade themselves the most. Well, good luck with that.
150. the chicken - February 28, 2007 7:48 AM
#148 Didn't you know, porn is a highly regulated and respected industry, full of people with extremely high standards. And cum, too. ALmost forgot that.
151. hellcat1983 - February 28, 2007 9:09 AM
Eh...by the way who's the deformed guy?
152. karen christina - February 28, 2007 9:12 AM
# 133, 134...
I'm a proudly self proclaim Looser myself (Nah...)
But i Must say, You take having No life at all to a Whole new level.....Get comfy on the top cuz is gonna take a whole lot to top such amount of Looserness....You are a capital BLAH!
........Yaaaawn ...........
153. ImaCracka - February 28, 2007 10:05 AM
153rd!!!!!!!!
LOL
154. whitegold - February 28, 2007 10:16 AM
JJ is a loser, and I've never really thought she was all that hot.
Tito Ortiz is a punk! Makes me sad that Shamrock was never able to give him a really good ass kicking.
155. Comment Police - February 28, 2007 10:33 AM
The thing is, nobody has ever actually seen her face before. In her line of work, her face isn't given much attention! So now that people are actually seeing her face for the first time, there's a whole lotta shock goin round!
156. Truthseeker013 - February 28, 2007 10:51 AM
It's a good thing that she doesn't use her face to make money. Anyone know her address? I need to send her the bill for the pair of new glasses she just cracked with that thing.
157. thee cuteness burger - February 28, 2007 1:20 PM
Holy sarcophagus Batman! The porn of those two would be filed under HORROR. Eeeew.
I need to shower the filth of these photos off now.
158. RichPort - February 28, 2007 3:19 PM
154. Then again, Shamrock was a professional wrestler, and he had a somewhat 'mixed' MMA record.
Personally, I'd love to see Tito step down to lightweight and get his ass handed to him by Anderson Silva. Fuck it. Let them fight across classes, Tito would still lose.
159. Forbidden - February 28, 2007 3:42 PM
#133
if there was ever another holocaust, you should be its first victim. too many ignorant white trash retards in this world, but not too many as retarded and disgusting as you. go back to your crazy church with your anti-porn propaganda. it's not my fault and porn's fault that all chicks loathe you and that you never get laid. oh yes, the world hates you. and you wouldn't have as much dignity as Jenna Jameson in the best day of your life, so STFU and go back to your church because that's the only place in this world where you're not completely loathed, you ignorant trash.
160. Forbidden - February 28, 2007 3:45 PM
#148
you don't watch much porn do you?
I've never seen that in a porno... your man loves it though doesn't he? aw
161. Forbidden - February 28, 2007 3:48 PM
#149
and you have ever looked at yourself? do you believe you're so decent and worth a damn? do you think there's anything special about you? does anyone in this world care about you? with what right do you judge someone you know nothing about?
oh yes, you're just another ignorant person who loves to judge and talk about what she has no idea about, especially if it involves hot chicks. bravo! you must be proud of yourself, you're an asset to the world. keep judging!
162. allyrising - February 28, 2007 6:23 PM
Why does she have a black mark on her ring finger?
163. beifiori - February 28, 2007 8:04 PM
gah, they are both fucking ugly! what is with people who think they have to be bone thin, have parched skin, huge boobs and fishlips in order to be attractive...and HIM, hell there is no help for him, there's nothing you can do for boulderhead. he looks fucking retarded. gross, if they are supposed to be the beautiful people then god help all the rest!
164. ICraveFurBurgers - February 28, 2007 11:05 PM
That is one fur burger I am not cravin. Also, what a hideous chud that dude is.
165. jrzmommy♠ - March 1, 2007 7:40 AM
Forbidden--yes, I have looked at myself and I can say without question I am WAY better looking than this hag, I'm 100% confident that I'm healthier than IT is and my life is worth a damn....unlike Miss Self-Degradation and Mutilation here that you so admire.
166. iPwn2Hard - March 2, 2007 1:04 AM
Let me just say that the tan induced leathery skinned look would not be so bad were it not for the fact that she has obviously lost a lot of weight, which is also why her boobs are sagging now. I don't know why she would let herself get all sickly frail like this when her curvy look is what made her so attractive in the first place. Not that she was ever really in the same class of porn star bodywise as say, Isis Nile in her prime, but she didn't used to look like the wicked witch of the west either.
As for Tito Ortiz, I am a fan of him as an athlete and a fan of MMA in general, but man the dude has one of the worst cases of Acromelagy I have ever seen. And he had a big fucking head to begin with. This is what happens when you shoot Human Growth Hormone like a heroin addict shoots smack. It basically turns you into a Neanderthal. Google a few pics of former Mr. Olympia Ronnie Coleman and his caveman skull to get a better idea of what happens with long term abuse.
167. iPwn2Hard - March 2, 2007 1:08 AM
And yeah, the plastic surgery sure as balls didn't help things out very much. Her lips make her look like a fucking sideshow freak or something. Mind you, I doubt it would be as noticeable if she wasn't so thin now. It also looks like she got a face lift. A bad face lift.
168. vegasglitr999 - March 2, 2007 8:08 PM
You know, I never thought she was pretty...EVER, EVER, EVER!!! All these stupid college guys get all huffy and puffy over Jenna Jameson and I never understood it. Finally my opinion has been justified!! GroSS!! Why does everyone insist on thinking that being a totally fake plastic leather face skeletor is "hot"? Disgusting!!!
169. kroertjcj - March 6, 2007 11:47 AM
SHE LOOKS LIKE A BURNT FRENCH FRY AND HE LOOKS LIKE FREAKING MR. POTATO HEAD. HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HIS HEAD IS TWICE AS TALL AS HERS? HOLY CRAP! I THINK HIS HEAD IS AS BIG AS THAT CARTOON GUY, 'THE TICK'.
170. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 10:19 PM
she's always been very sub-par....
171. Jenna Jameson Video - March 27, 2007 3:55 AM
She's amazing. But current photo is not good. :(
172. td - April 10, 2007 3:28 PM
I know that Tito has a huge melon head and isn't the most handsome of dudes but he could do way better than beef jerky.
173. juego de poker - June 25, 2007 1:25 PM
omg. she look ugly @&@#@%@ !
wtf!!!
174. Emma - July 10, 2007 3:14 PM
You do know that she's had cancer, right? I don't understand why you keep commenting on her weight loss in such a rude way. It's called chemo!
175. Bobo Brazil - August 2, 2007 1:02 AM
She looks like an 80 year old from Boca Raton and Tito's head dwarfs Barry Bonds. Love the freak pictures.
176. cliff - December 6, 2007 11:33 AM
she use to bo soooooo hot who ever did that to her face should be shot
177. Phuknut - January 13, 2008 3:28 AM
She looks like one of those jewskin couches you hear about the Nazis making. Take one hide and stretch it over your form of choice. Instant gollum.
178. luke - February 9, 2008 1:06 PM
She's pretty much the ugliest pornstar out there, if you look at stars like Silvia Saint she still looks fab (she's only 2 years younger I think) I'm guessing Jenna Jameson is a meth addict. It's amazing that they can make her decent in movies and photoshoots.
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180. justanotherrandomer - November 19, 2008 10:30 PM
I think these dreadful photo's of the gruesome twosome need to be banned from ever appearing on the internet again.
shocking.