Love him or hate him, you gotta admit it's refreshing to see somebody like Jack Black who embraces their fame and doesn't go ape shit whenever somebody takes their picture.
More of Jack Black being Jack Black after the jump, as well as some of Kyle Gass looking smoking hot. And I mean so hot even a raging erection wouldn't do him justice.
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Reader Comments
1. rockdust - February 23, 2007 1:08 PM
I guess I have to say it...FIRST!!!!!!!
2. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 23, 2007 1:08 PM
Frist Bicthessss :|
3. lohanjob - February 23, 2007 1:10 PM
Britney is a nutjob alright but if someone came up to my car at the gas station, held their camera on my window and snapped away, I'd probably start to go batshit insane too... at least they keep their distance from Jack Black.
4. mrs.t - February 23, 2007 1:10 PM
That's the luckiest kid on the planet. Tons of cash, and parents who could give a fuck about looking stupid.
Give Brit's kids to THEM.
5. deborah - February 23, 2007 1:12 PM
Amen number 4 - Amen
6. RichPort - February 23, 2007 1:12 PM
Jack Black = Worst Host Ever.
7. lilsflower - February 23, 2007 1:12 PM
...and look! they use a stroller!
8. babygirl5187 - February 23, 2007 1:13 PM
OMG!!! people are being so nice! WHAT THE FUCK?
9. PatreeseD - February 23, 2007 1:15 PM
I adore Jack Black. He's the sexiest man ever. He should have been on the cover of People. Seriously, I love him. Kyle Gass, the words 'smoking hot' don't even cover it.
Yeah, I totally have a thing for chubby dudes.
10. Amy3000 - February 23, 2007 1:15 PM
LMAO @ number 2.... last I checked, 2nd place was first loser :)
11. julyper - February 23, 2007 1:18 PM
this post was nice: I like Jack but why SuperFish did you have to include pix of Britney at the end and ruin such a wonderful set of a normal family? Worst... did she escape Rehab again?
12. samantha - February 23, 2007 1:19 PM
Gotta love Jack Black.
... Kyle Glass on the other hand. Uhm, no comment.
13. danielle - February 23, 2007 1:20 PM
Who the hell is Kyle Glass?
I've seen whales smaller than that.
14. Lowlands - February 23, 2007 1:23 PM
who's Jack Black?Is that the missing link in the first 4 pictures or the cooky loving guy in the last 2?
15. Lowlands - February 23, 2007 1:26 PM
Is the guy in the last 2 pictures the current Superficialposter?
16. Stink - February 23, 2007 1:27 PM
Jack Black is proof that humor (and a few million in the bank) can win over the hottest women.
17. carlogo - February 23, 2007 1:28 PM
Kyle Gass's unfettered, care-free sexuality eclipses the manliness and desirability of every human male combined. He is a solar system of sexy. He is a galaxy of godliness. He is a universe of unitard-filling man-meat. Consider yourself lucky that you were allowed a glimpse of his exquisite visage.
(Superfish--do I get the job?)
18. biatcho - February 23, 2007 1:28 PM
Jack Black is the most untalented, unfunny buttmuncher on the planet, next to Andy Dick of course. Can't wait for the heart attack to claim him from this world.
19. Lowlands - February 23, 2007 1:32 PM
You don't need humor to win a 'hot'woman.Only a few millions on the bank-account is enough.
20. Where's Waldo? - February 23, 2007 1:32 PM
@2, so sad haha
21. Where's Waldo? - February 23, 2007 1:34 PM
Blacks kid (wait, that is his kid, right) is friggin awesome. he's gonna grow up to either be hillarious or really messed up. but either way, he'll be entertaining.
Who's the woman? is that his wife?
Reading the Kyle Gass comments and then seeing the pics had me LMFAO!!!! That guy is something else. Totally one of a kind and so refreshing for it!
22. N@ughty - February 23, 2007 1:35 PM
Someone please give me a sign i'm not going boy crazy! man, Jack Black's so cool, he's like the first step to me turning on a guy-on-guy porno and actually helping my boyfriend masturbate while eating popcorn, listening to the Dixie Chicks and thinking about "Nacho Libre."
NOTE: Tell me i didnt just say that.
23. Denimpetal - February 23, 2007 1:38 PM
#4 ur SO right, someone should actually say that to a laywer.
24. N@ughty - February 23, 2007 1:39 PM
Hey! i forgot, I like dropped 30 lbs right? then this Kyle guy comes along and picks it up. then he steals 30 more from me! damn you kyle! DAAAAMMMNNN YOOOUUUU!
~N@ughty
25. crystalljackson - February 23, 2007 1:41 PM
What are those weird node thingies on his legs?
26. alaskanchicsickle - February 23, 2007 1:45 PM
I'd take Jack Black over Brad Pitt any day.
27. A.V Phibes - February 23, 2007 1:45 PM
I would bang the hell out of Jack Black, and I'm not just saying that to be an ironic hipster.
28. krisdylee - February 23, 2007 1:52 PM
Meh.
29. Niecy - February 23, 2007 1:54 PM
Yeah he's funny. I bet his kid will be very amused/embarassed.
30. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 23, 2007 1:58 PM
#10, Meet my friend sarcasm---I can't fucking believe I just had to explain that...
31. EgoManiac - February 23, 2007 2:09 PM
Jack Black is such a tool. I bet his real last name is Blakenstein or something. He is not funny, has no talent, and makes me ashamed to be a male.
32. Stink - February 23, 2007 2:11 PM
Is that Carl from ATHF?
33. johnny - February 23, 2007 2:11 PM
People that embrace the cameras and can STILL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT are the absolute coolest
btw I care just as much about who "POSTED FIRST" as I do what you dreamed about last night STFU
34. whackjob - February 23, 2007 2:13 PM
Love the manly-man, proud, puffed out papa, whilst toting the baby puffs in hand. It's refreshing to see someone with some perspective (reality dad vs superficial fuck).
Oh, and to all the increasingly annoying trolls and fucktards: I hope you all suffer horrible, painful fates this weekend. Love in peace and Christ, yours respectfully, WhackJob
35. Binky - February 23, 2007 2:13 PM
He's doing more acting in these pix than he did in the entire five hours of King Kong.
36. Spindoc - February 23, 2007 2:24 PM
I hate to dissagree with everybody, but I just find the guy kind of irritating, don't get me wrong, nowhere NEAR as irritating as Hohan, Spears or Hilton.
His wife looks kind of cool, she probably goes and fucks Bam Margera when she wants somebody more mellow....
37. karifarrell - February 23, 2007 2:35 PM
Kyle's ok, he just needs some pitosin, he's 47 months pregnant.
@30, I got your joke...heh heh "frist!!!" That's funny! They just needed to be there.
38. Defcon - February 23, 2007 2:50 PM
Oh yeah #26, I'm with you on that.
39. Dani - February 23, 2007 2:56 PM
tenacious d fuckin' rocks my socks off!!!!
and i think jack black and his wife are childhood friends. or something like that.
40. brujeriadiosa - February 23, 2007 2:58 PM
somone needs to file a missing person for Kyles dick. what up, tool shed?!
this site should have interactives with cut out genitals/heads/bodies so we can have some fun with the celebs instead of doing our work.
I want to see Cisco's Kooky Circus Package on L-Lohan...and I'm hoping there will be an option to color it oompah loompah orange like her face. Cisco's junk was white...wouldn't match.
And speaking of orange and rehab...will Brit stay "in" long enough to come out orange?
41. brujeriadiosa - February 23, 2007 3:01 PM
And speaking or Cisco's Kooky Circus Package....we've gotten a lot of milage out of that pic!
Parents, are your sons not keeping their rooms clean? Print that fucker, put it on their bedroom doors and threaten your boys with THAT and watch them go to town cleaning their rooms!
End of PSA....
42. RichPort - February 23, 2007 3:08 PM
You know it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!
43. the wolf - February 23, 2007 3:10 PM
Gee, I hope that's a skim latte.
44. misanthrope - February 23, 2007 3:28 PM
The D is genius.
45. jpjrocks - February 23, 2007 3:30 PM
I have learnd two things from these pics..
Kyle Glass likes the cock,
And jack blacks wife is a gold digger.
Peace Bitches!!!!
46. churva_ek_ek - February 23, 2007 3:30 PM
cool
47. fame is funny - February 23, 2007 3:31 PM
I don't care if they make good movies OR bad movies, it's great to see some people don't take themselves too seriously. Jack Black is a funny dude. Whoever compared him to Andy Dick should suck a bag of dicks. Kyle Gass too, he's a trip. I'd love to hang out with those guys and just shoot the shit.
48. karifarrell - February 23, 2007 3:32 PM
You know it's the real me, because RichPort's FUNNY!!!
49. bunnyhugger - February 23, 2007 3:38 PM
eskimo pie!!!
i agree with you, 100%!
50. Troller - February 23, 2007 3:45 PM
Jack Black is like a sitcom character -
Big fat dude with the hot wife (King of Queens, According to Jim, that one with Jamie Gertz).
bleh.
51. kamihi - February 23, 2007 3:50 PM
Jack Black has man boobs. His wife is cute though and the baby - cute.
52. supafreak - February 23, 2007 3:53 PM
Jack Black is OK for his humorous parts in movies. Kong was a major bomb. Tenacious D is gawd awful. Fat bald dude in Ten D eats babies.
53. jFp - February 23, 2007 4:05 PM
Jack Black needs whatever drugs Peter Jackson is taking now to lose weight.
54. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 4:14 PM
Yep. I admit it. Nacho Libre had me laughing so hard I was crying. Call me childish, obnoxious, doesn't matter - I was falling off the couch laughing. I don't watch TV, rarely watch a movie (excercising, you're right) but I will watch Nacho Libre any time, again.
55. bedbugsandballyhoo - February 23, 2007 4:24 PM
NACHOOOO!!!!!
56. spineofsnake - February 23, 2007 4:31 PM
Jack Black is a HOT piece of man, I'd have his baby in a second!
And to be quite honest, I'd probably do Kyle Gass too.
57. E Norma Stitz - February 23, 2007 4:41 PM
What a fuken dud! He's funny alright, but not in a polite way, funny like L Hohan thinking she could whip Ali's daughter. That goofus couldn't scare D Ratliffe. Hell, the poosy paparazzi could manhandle both of those so-called men.
Since when are flab, rolls of lard and inch-worm peckers sexy?
Yuck!!!
58. Wild Rose - February 23, 2007 4:44 PM
I don't know if Mr. Superfish is as taken with Jack Black's awesome coolness as I am, but it is very refreshing to read mainly positive comments about one of my favorite actors--I would hang out with Jack Black anytime, anywhere--I'm also glad to see his wife is very pretty and his baby is cute. Loved him in "The Holiday". The video store scene was very funny!
59. E Norma Stitz - February 23, 2007 4:48 PM
BTW I asked everyone at work, everyone I talked to on the phone today, everyone I ran into who the hell jack black is and nobody, I mean NOBODY, had an idea.
So if ya wanna be famous just borrow your name from famous southern whiskey nickname.
Or maybe any alcohol.
Next some dumb redneck will start referring to himself as Jimbo Beam.
And who the hell is the second whale-belly?
Britneys neighbor in podunk Lousianna?
60. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 5:01 PM
42 and 48 - not funny until you read the rest of the post after your long story, i put some effort into that and want to know you saw it - let me know by making another alpo remark or something.
61. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 5:05 PM
cute baby - new proud parents cute, too
62. nicole - February 23, 2007 5:18 PM
ii like jack black, first of all hes normal, he hasnt shaved his head, he hasnt smashed her frustrations out on a SUV, and over all hes not a party beast so i like him, kudos to the big black man, and i dont mean that in a racial way so DO NOT leave comments on here dissing me loll,
63. sid - February 23, 2007 5:30 PM
Jack's a bit overrated, but not a total dick.
I apporve.
64. EJ - February 23, 2007 5:30 PM
Heh. I'm not a huge fan of his style of comedy, but I DO appreciate a Hollywoodian who realizes how they got there and doesn't get emo every time they see a camera. Hail Jack!
65. NipsyHustle - February 23, 2007 5:30 PM
everytime i see him, i get the feeling that when he sweats he smells like spam.
66. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 5:32 PM
Did you troll CM? I think so. I left a tip 3rd pic under.
67. sid - February 23, 2007 5:34 PM
Approve.
Damn typo.
Go Jack.
So nice for a change of pace, maybe we might get to see a little of–
THORA BIRCH!
How many FUCKINGTIMESDOIHAVETOASK!?
68. EgoManiac - February 23, 2007 5:57 PM
Jack Black is about as funny as lung cancer. His spawn should have been aborted in the womb. His wife is a gold digging skank.
69. kkh - February 23, 2007 6:35 PM
Jack Black is awesome. His bandmate, on the other hand, looks like hell.
70. Smackage - February 23, 2007 6:42 PM
Can we give Britney's babies to him?
71. alaskanchicsickle - February 23, 2007 6:46 PM
@49 Bun Bun! I've missed you! Do you forgive me for not writing lately?
72. johnny - February 23, 2007 6:50 PM
Next some dumb redneck will start referring to himself as Jimbo Beam.
that is the quote of the day
73. lastangelman - February 23, 2007 8:26 PM
Jack Black and Kyle Gass kick fucking ass because they know celebrity shit is all a big joke.
74. sid - February 23, 2007 8:39 PM
The baby looks like the fat guy.
Who's your Daddy?
75. fame is funny - February 23, 2007 11:41 PM
Oh the dragons balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fucking cockles,
With a long and shiny blade!
'Twas I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
This is not the greatest post in the world, it is just a tribute.
76. its better than bad its good - February 24, 2007 12:32 AM
jack black is whack he can come back to my sack and smack my pack
77. sid - February 24, 2007 1:24 AM
Jack and his fat friend are the closest things on this board to who we are, so don't diss 'em.
They're successful, too :)
78. Lambency - February 24, 2007 7:15 AM
Jack Black is hilarious, what a goof. :)
79. diarrhea riot - February 24, 2007 10:22 AM
Jack Black is just so...... ordinary. Arching your eyebrows only goes so far.
PS. And only funny to pre-puber boys.
80. diarrhea riot - February 24, 2007 10:25 AM
OK, he's all comfortable with the "yeah, I'm fat and repulsive and that's my shtick"
Yawn, holy Belushi rip-off...How soon we forget.
81. belle - February 24, 2007 1:08 PM
Haha. That's great. Too bad his last movie sucked ass.
82. The Mortician - February 24, 2007 1:12 PM
LMFAO @#11 ...
Yea that pretty much looks like Britney when ya think about it.
83. sweet pea sugar lips - February 24, 2007 1:25 PM
See....fatties have a chance to get hot ladies - be funny fatties.
84. Sheva - February 24, 2007 1:57 PM
Assassinate Howard Stern (both of them).
Elect Jack Black King of All Media.
Nuff said.
85. kathleen170 - February 24, 2007 3:16 PM
His wife kinda reminds me of Angelina Jolie. And by that I mean her looks. Not the insane I-want-to-buy-your-kids kind of way.
86. Tpoison - February 24, 2007 11:38 PM
Way to go Jack Black!! All them gorillaz ashamed of themselves!
87. SuperChic - February 25, 2007 9:46 AM
Wow, you know everyone has a gift, and Jack Black has a gift too. Though I can't for the life of me understand how pple find him attractive or funny. If you have to look like that to be considered either, you know what? Good for him.
88. DrunkBlogger - February 25, 2007 11:51 AM
Why don't you just post a picture of you guys sucking his dick?
89. marsattacks - February 25, 2007 12:53 PM
I think these pix are sweet -- they look happy & silly.
& actually, his name IS 'jack black', so blame his parents.
& actually, the 'gold digging skank' of a wife, is the daughter of a famouse jazz musician -- & they'd known each other since high school.
90. herbiefrog - February 25, 2007 3:47 PM
i love the mother...
...in the first few shots she looks so happy
...and then
as he takes control
she was pushed out
...get a grip man
she's the star : )
91. Lowlands - February 25, 2007 4:34 PM
She's like a Praying mantis,after she's done with the mating,she kills you...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praying_mantis
92. Lowlands - February 25, 2007 4:45 PM
This Jack Black is only a small appetizer for this 'Praying mantis'.It's just a matter of a moment and there'll be only lots of hair left and some picked on bones...Just sayin.
93. RichPort - February 25, 2007 7:32 PM
OK, so Jack Black's wife isn't Petra Nemcova, but she is an accomplished cellist, and she's not even the same species as Jack Black, so he's pretty much thanking his god constantly for the upgrade, ...
94. Lowlands - February 25, 2007 7:50 PM
Was he the same guy which was playing in King Kong?Must be having some posttraumatically after movie symptoms.
95. shanonorato - February 26, 2007 2:00 AM
i see a bad case of kankles...
96. llllllllll - February 26, 2007 8:27 AM
I don't think this dude will ever fall with those big monster calves
97. llllllllll - February 26, 2007 8:32 AM
I don't think this man will ever fall with those monster calves
98. Clete - February 26, 2007 1:46 PM
I see no redeeming quality? Too slapstick!
99. Piglet - February 26, 2007 2:01 PM
now that's how an actor should behave. i love him, i do. that other dude? haven't a clue who that is.
100. Danklin - February 27, 2007 4:29 AM
This assbag is always trying to be funny but fails miserably.
101. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 10:40 PM
he's actually a down to earth celeb...