Feb 28 2007Britney Spears borrows bikinis
Us Weekly has an account of Britney Spears hanging out with two strangers and borrowing their bikini before she checked into rehab for the second time. She allegedly showed up at the Mondrian hotel with a newly bald head but was denied a room due to lack of credit cards or cash. By 11am she had stripped down to her bra and panties and was shaving her legs in the pool bathroom.
"It was sad," says a source. "It looked like she really needed a friend." She got two - at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit. Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where -- after changing into a borrowed bikini -- she raided the minibar. "She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them."
I'm not sure if lending a bikini to Britney Spears is the best idea. You might as well fill a bunch of syringes with random diseases and start juggling them with your mouth.
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Reader Comments
1. mztry - February 28, 2007 10:56 AM
GOD BLESS BRITNEY
2. mztry - February 28, 2007 10:57 AM
HA HA NO
FIRST ASSHOLES
3. mztry - February 28, 2007 10:57 AM
1,2,3
GO ME!
4. mztry - February 28, 2007 10:57 AM
Nothing but losers to come now!
5. mztry - February 28, 2007 10:58 AM
Go ahead losers!
...............
6. karifarrell - February 28, 2007 10:59 AM
FRIST!!! Oh, duh, I have dial up. Ummmm....23rd?
7. starsandrocks - February 28, 2007 11:00 AM
she just wants some friends...poor britney
8. ChicagoEric - February 28, 2007 11:00 AM
Adding insult to injury for Brittney, when random chicks are hotter than she is. The one in the camo hat is easy on the eyes, almost like Brittney when she did Slave for You.
What a fall from Grace.
9. brujeriadiosa - February 28, 2007 11:00 AM
LOL I'm not FRIST???
FUCK!
10. terry - February 28, 2007 11:00 AM
Maybe Britney would like to be friends with mztry. They could form a losers club.
But what I really wanted to say was that I like the artful way she cups her hand over that spreading upper thigh of hers.
11. biatcho - February 28, 2007 11:01 AM
HLLIARY CLNITON!
12. brujeriadiosa - February 28, 2007 11:01 AM
ok seriously....
this looks like an episode from
THE YOUNG & THE TIT-LESS!
13. InstantAsshat-AddFame - February 28, 2007 11:02 AM
mztry, you're a dork. What is this, grade school? Were you fRist in line for the lavatory back then? Did that make you a winner? lol Get a fucking existence.
Britney looks pretty good for someone who's been a baby machine for the last two years, but it's still pretty sad that she has no real friends.
14. karifarrell - February 28, 2007 11:04 AM
Awww, see? Dial up isn't that bad. I made #6.
Anywho...Britney Spears ROCKS YOUR ASS OFF!!!!! She's so cool. She can come to my house any day and mix all my liquors together. Hell I'll even join her, then we'll grab our umbrellas and head to a KMart parking lot and go hog-wild.
What a blast that would be!!!
15. biatcho - February 28, 2007 11:12 AM
That story skipped the part where Britney used her bald head to rub Kama Sutra Oil of Love all over her new friend's naked body.
16. mztry - February 28, 2007 11:13 AM
HA HA HA... InstantAsshat-AddFame
Being a DORK is better than being an ASSHOLE!
BYE BYE ASSHOLE!
17. N@ughty - February 28, 2007 11:17 AM
u know what? that may have been a good thing.i mean speaking of the fact that when (if) you get it back it may have beer stains on it and it might smell of cigarettes. there's a 70% chance that it could have blonde (brunette) hair all over it, but since britney spears is so giving, you will most likely get it back within the next two hours. just let her keep the panties part, never know who's semen dripped in there.
~N@ughty
18. brujeriadiosa - February 28, 2007 11:20 AM
#16 <--- LOL
Britney has internet in rehab!
Are you orange yet? How many hours a day do you spend rubbing your nubby head?
Will you be at the Kentwood Cow Shit Fest this year? They still have your "Britney Spears the Pride of Louisiana" posters up there...LOL
19. danielle - February 28, 2007 11:23 AM
Ugh.
She could've posed with some better looking people.
God, so so so unattractive.
But...that US Weekly logo is kinda sexy. Hott damn.
20. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - February 28, 2007 11:24 AM
It's pretty sad when you have as much money as her and you can't afford a bathing suit or real friends. I got my friends at Target. They're not real, but they're spectacular.
21. xXrebeccaXx - February 28, 2007 11:25 AM
I don't think Britney looks bad...I mean she had 2 kids back to back. And I'm glad that she covered that horrendous wig with a hat. She looks decent compared to how she's been looking lately.
22. Zoey - February 28, 2007 11:32 AM
I gotta go to rehab
sounds like party central!
23. biatcho - February 28, 2007 11:35 AM
The one in the white is a definite lesbo, you can just tell. I guarantee she was smelling those fingers for hours after Britney left.
24. karifarrell - February 28, 2007 11:37 AM
No no no!!! She needs to take the freaking hat and wig OFF, get a bunch of tattoos, and start up a hard-core punk band. That would be the best come-back EVER. Hey, that's what Vanilla Ice did after the press made a mockery out of him, and look at him now!!! He's on VH-1....Surreal Life Fame Games!!!!
25. fritobandito - February 28, 2007 11:41 AM
I can just see Shitney in the bathroom of the hotel pool now, holding the straight blade saying "slit ma wrists, or shave ma legs?" Oh what the hell, maybe a stranger will come in, feel sorry for me in my Fruit Of the Looms and loan me a swimmin suit so I can goes in the cement pond! Brilliant! I hope that chick did not ask for her suit back!! It is only suitable now for burning. Although some butt munch on e-bay would probably pay big bucks to sniff the crotch!!
26. mika85 - February 28, 2007 11:50 AM
um...is she homeless now?
27. RichPort - February 28, 2007 11:51 AM
I'd fuck all three of them. As my wife (and stepdaughter) can tell you, I luvs me the white girls...
28. fergernauster - February 28, 2007 12:00 PM
RichPort, you is VILE.
29. woodhorse - February 28, 2007 12:07 PM
She needed to stay at the pool and shave a little longer - she missed some hairs above the bikini line. Otherwise, Love you Britney.
30. Spindoc - February 28, 2007 12:20 PM
The sad thing is:
A lot of these celebs etc... think that they don't have as many friends because of the fame thing. In reality they don't have a lot of friends because they are weird/unpleasent people to be around.
That said, is it just me or did somebody Graft Vin Diesel's arms onto Britt's body?
31. woodhorse - February 28, 2007 12:29 PM
OK Wally - how much do I have to pay to get those removed?? I'm sure you have a hysterical price in mind and I want to hear all about it.
32. whitegold - February 28, 2007 12:37 PM
#8 - I was thinking the same thing, how sad it is that both these random girls are actually hotter than BS!!!
33. Tits_McGhee - February 28, 2007 12:38 PM
Who is taking care of her children through all of this?
Hey Britney, if you wanted to play with your kids only 10 minutes a day, you should have bought a fucking Cabbage Patch!
34. InstantAsshat-AddFame - February 28, 2007 12:46 PM
Tits--From what I read, they'd spent a week with Kevin. She treats her kids like Paris treats her pets. Like toys. Play with them for 10 minutes, then hand them off to someone else to feed and nurture. She was busy nurturing her alcohol habit instead. She's not used to having to take care of anyone, not even herself. That's what the entourage is for, right? Only since she hasn't worked in awhile, the entourage is sort of, well, missing, I guess.
Hope rehab works.
Mztry, try again, are you still here? Bet you are. ;-) If you don't want people to say you're a dork, don't come on here inviting provocation. Then assholes like me won't tease you. Eat camel toe, loser.
35. TashaVin` - February 28, 2007 12:48 PM
*sigh*
36. pirhan - February 28, 2007 12:53 PM
She looks okay, at least.
37. twzzlrgirl - February 28, 2007 1:05 PM
If this is as sad and I know it is, why am I laughing so hard that the tears are streaming down my face.
Britney needs a friend? No....Britney needs enablers at every turn.
38. lambman - February 28, 2007 1:07 PM
I hope she paid for the booze mini-bars are freakin expensive
39. PrettyBaby - February 28, 2007 1:11 PM
I'd hop right into the middle of that pile! The poonsurf is up, baby!
40. selbytiger - February 28, 2007 1:12 PM
Post more pictures of Britney's hot friends!
41. ph7 - February 28, 2007 1:21 PM
Britney's thunder thighs ruin that picture of some otherwise fine looking, lean and long legs.
Two average chicks at a hotel pool, prettier, taller and classier than her?
Welcome to your new life, Britney. Or, more accurately, back to your white trash upbringing, where every chick is classier and hotter than you.
42. cinnarose - February 28, 2007 1:30 PM
I bet that bikini ends up on eBay, if she didn't steal it from those girls.
43. 2for2true - February 28, 2007 1:32 PM
Sorry, no longer interested. Her 15 minutes expired some time ago.
Christ, this site ought to be renamed JustBritneyandParis.com.
Enough, already.
44. 86 - February 28, 2007 1:34 PM
Who the hell wears a tweed newsboy cap to the pool?
45. 86 - February 28, 2007 1:40 PM
Lesbians.
46. jrzmommy - February 28, 2007 1:43 PM
So the girl who loaned the bikini to Britney gets it back, looks at it, and then says to her "Ummm...have you been eating those chips made with Olestra???"
47. ambrosia - February 28, 2007 1:46 PM
i get it know.regular fit looking girls are anorexic. Someone who is "regular" like you guys ( under 40 divorced overweight i.e dove) is fat too. A case of pot calling the kettle black
48. CheapShot - February 28, 2007 1:56 PM
Y'know... Britney actually doesn't look that bad... she looks about average (not for a celebrity though). Maybe she lost a few pounds. its just when she tries to cram her drunk-ass into some clothes from the jr's department in wal-mart and stays up all night partying she looks like a trainwreck.
49. Stink - February 28, 2007 2:08 PM
I bet a pathologist could earn their PhD with that borrowed bikini.
50. Where's Waldo - February 28, 2007 2:15 PM
of all the girls, ms. spears would actually be the last one of the group i'd hit. or actually, maybe the second, cuz i wouldn't wanna end a hot threesome on a sour note. i'd take the one in the blue first, she's the hottest, then pass it off to spears to get the sloppy seconds, and then end with a bang with the girl in white. that'd be fun, probably. the only problem is that britney spears is supposed to be the $$$ celebrity and these two are nothing, so shouldn't britney by default look many times better than these girls? my how far britney's star has fallen!
51. PrettyBaby - February 28, 2007 2:32 PM
#50 who are you kidding? You'd be craning your neck on the balcony of the room next door, masturbating furiously while trying to catch a reflection of one of the girls in the sliding door. Substitute 3 guys and you're Clay Aiken.
52. wtf - February 28, 2007 2:49 PM
wt girls gone wild!
53. Nikky Raney - February 28, 2007 3:07 PM
shes pretty in the top pic
54. NicotineEyePatch - February 28, 2007 3:13 PM
She looks great, if you like huge pupils, used bathing suits, and bald hillbilly chicks.
Those two girls: "Ohmigod, we totally have photographic proof that we're so much thinner and hotter than Britney Spears."
55. Forbidden - February 28, 2007 3:53 PM
For everything she's been going through, she looks kinda good in those pictures.
56. buttpirate - February 28, 2007 4:56 PM
Yeah, she looks good. Those pictures were definitely taken before her current rehab stint. The question being when? Where's the post-childbirth mid-section? Where's the big saggy boobs? We've seen enough pics of her recently to know these are old. Shame, shame.
57. Carsten5577 - February 28, 2007 7:08 PM
Both of those chicks look much better than demented whore Britney. Not that it's a great feat or anything.
58. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 28, 2007 8:42 PM
LMFAO@6 & 9...good to see folks with some humor!
44---someone who whacks their hair off in a hormonal nervous breakdown would wear that hat to a pool!
Brit has been wearing those pearls for at LEAST a month straight. They must be stuck on, I bet they're as sticky and oily as her skin must be. *SHUDDER*
59. DrunkBlogger - February 28, 2007 9:45 PM
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I feel high after reading this.
60. SuperChic - February 28, 2007 10:43 PM
Who can go from what she has done to now being the bald and beautiful? Only Britney.
And who's the chick that will flick you with her umbrella if you bad-mouth her?
Listen, Britney, she's a baaadd-mutha...
...Shut your mouth -- it's Britney.
Ok, so I'm doing a redo of an old song, but you get the point... Britney is a bad ass. She's got marketing skills, she's got our attention. She's got us eating out of her hands. She shaves her head, we are there. She tries to beat your car down with her umbrella, don't take no photo-- you got it?! It's Britney.
And for heaven's sake, don't try to take her baby! Kevie, you betta watch out.. leave her baby alone! Britney is bad ass. She's got it going on. She does what ever she wants with whoever's bikini, when she wants to wear it, got it? Whatcha gonna do about that??
Abosolutely Nothin!
61. Me No Know - March 1, 2007 6:06 AM
Meh. After her freakout with the umbrella, this is pretty anticlimatic. And ummm . . . who borrows a bathing suit from a complete stranger? If she didn't have Herpes Simplex 90 before, she should check for it now.
62. Clete - March 1, 2007 7:50 AM
I was hoping to get a month off from Britney sightings. It is good to see her working hard on her sobriety (sarcasm). This is one of her huge problems she is still craving attention and validation from the outside. Bratney try to love yourself first and leave us out of it. Bratney you should not care that most of the world has no interest in you or can even stomach the sight of you.
63. PrettyBaby - March 1, 2007 8:45 AM
#50 You are the worst troller ever... At lease attempt to make it sound like it is me.. add some "Darling's" in there or some "Baby's" and some sweet talking and you just might pass for me... Work Harder MY Bitch!!
Anyway-- Britney is just pathetic all the way 'round.
64. Where's Waldo - March 1, 2007 9:59 AM
@50/51/63, wtf are you talking about PB? are you saying i'm trolling myself? or was that supposed to be addressed to your comments in #51? i'm gonna assume this is a numbers issue, and that you meant #51, in which case #51 was your troll, and thus i'll change my mind and won't attack your comments in #51 since it wasn't actually you and attack a troll just seems pointless.
65. j - March 1, 2007 11:41 PM
She will be doing porn in no time. and how can any of you be fooled by these pictures she is holding in her stomach big time
66. herbiefrog - March 2, 2007 8:43 AM
its ok
we understand
there were always gonna be some turncoats
thought they could be insiders
just sad that its you
we loved you so much
bye...
67. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 6:25 PM
gross...who borrows bikinis?