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I agree ???????????????????????

Why the heck would he do that?

"...turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead."

LMFAO!

I didn't know Cloontang was such a Venereal Disease enthusiast.

Just shows how old both of them are.

George's taste in beards is getting decidedly outlandish these days.

Hey George, fuck her in the ass, we all did!

Are her nipples mad of concrete or is she just always cold?

I realise that George's pet pig recently died, but isn't it a tad rash of him to go out and try to replace Max so quickly?

Sissy McLoser:

Well, there might be some problems with that...

Pamela is like a fart in an elevator. You can recoil, rock back on your heels and hope for the balm of death, but she still lingers on.

This is part of George's brilliant plan to date a different woman every night to throw off the invading pop press.

How so Rick?

Who wouldn't want to put his swollen member where Tommy Lee, Brett Michaels, and "Kid Rock" had theirs? Uh.... Me!

Let's just say that Pamela might not be the only one inclined to a bit of rear entry.

George is a fudge packer?

Yea, George Clooney is our generation's Rock Hudson...

Apparently.

oh the stank!!

I don't think anyone was addressing you Richport.

"George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet." Um, make that George wants to keep it quiet. George is slumming for sure, but he ain't the fricken sex pot everyone seems to think he is. All that smirking, seemingly uncontrollable head shaking and liberal bullshit is taking it's toll on him. Why doesn't Pam just do porn professionally and get it over with? She's more porn-ish than the porn crowd.

I justed ejaculated all over comment 21...

#12 - Do you spend all your time in elevators smelling the farts of D-list celebutards?!

22 You like to fight with people you don't know.
Put your thumb and index finger on your forehead in an L shape and run along.

Good thing I'm so virile... I just came on comment 24 too!

You addressed me first cupcake...

@25... Uh, I don't like to fight with people I don't know, but it seems you do.

Her nipples are totally in the wrong place. Hooray for boob jobs!

#22 - you took the words out of my mouth EXACTLY! "They're" trying to keep it quiet? LOL! Does nobody care about her Hep c anymore? Kid Rock and Tommy Leee both look like haggard, diseased freaks and now apparently whatever good looks Clooney had left will soon be gone as he slowly but surely gets "I fucked Pam Anderson" face.

...and thus begins Pam's attempt to give the entire entertainment industry hepatitis.

Tommy Lee (loser)
Kid Rock (MEGA loser)
George Cloony (most eligible man in Hollywood)

= UPGRADE of the century!!!!!!!!

Nobody 'dates' Pamela Anderson..by dating, you mean fucking...get it right, 'fish! He'll be done with her by Monday, latest...if he's not already.

If I was George, I would be determined to keep it quiet too. How embarassing for him.

And last thing he needs is Kid Rock busting down the door in the middle of the night. Actually, Kid Rock would kick down his neighbor's door and scare them to death.

Gross.
He's an overrated clown, and she's a haggard, sun damaged PETA airhead with at least one verified STD coursing through her bloodstream.
She's had every penis in Hollywood and two kids pass through that fucking gaping Union Station vagina, she's got contaminated shit for blood, and Clooney's so boring I can't even think of anything to condemn him for other than the fact that he's willing to put his penis inside that jacked up bear trap.

My sources are saying it's just research for his new film :
"The Good Borat"

Fuck even Tommy Lee and Kid Rock have whiter teeth than George The Homo Clooney.

She looks like she's 67 in tha photo.

Ick. No one likes to fuck grandma's pussy.

@29... "I fucked Pam Anderson face". Hilarious. Although, I'd have to say her exes were never remotely attractive. Especially Kid Rock. What the hell does anyone, anywhere, ever see in him?

I agree with #32 too... just a speed bump for both of them. Everyone has to have a stab at everyone. Just doing the rounds.

Sure, there weren't ANY publicists involved in concocting this one up.

GCLTC.

by "dating" do you mean "bangin'"?

No longer do I think he's hot. Its a downward spiral from dating Skinamax B-list actresses to this. He has hit a new low. Does he have any standards?

#41 He does have standards, but they require that the person is a male.

So who are the dudes he's doin? Other 'celebs' or the escort type?

I'd imagine that Pam smells like musty dishrag, leather, and dog poop.

Barf. I'm tired of her wonky old titties.

Why the hell would George Clooney go with THAT? But, then again...he's old, he wears diapers and he has to be fed through a feeding tube.

???????????????

I think he confused Pam with Anna Nicole.

Poor fella.

Looks like she's got a headlight out.

BTW #42 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That nipple is.........it's like.........what the fuck is it doing? It's like, on her shoulder or something.

Where's Bob?

This would be like the president of the United States passing up the millions of hot women who would love to do him... for a hog. It could NEVER happen!

#12
Scienceguy, your fart in an elevator joke is over. PLEASE stop posting it on every story on the superficial. I'm sure if there was a story about puppies frollicing in a field of dancing daisies you would post you LAME ASS fart on an elevator joke. Just give up already.

You Suck!!!!!!!

@47

Hey, come on try a little
Nothing is forever
There's got to be something better than
In the middle
But me & Cinderella
We put it all together
We can drive it home
With one headlight

#48, That is exactly what I was thinking!!!
And looks like her right one needs a little lift.
Wonder how much money she has wasted on her breasts alone? Enough to feed a starving country?!?

Why would anyone wanted to "date" this ugly, ridiculous (look at the size of her fake tits!), and diseased hag? She looks like an inflated fuck-doll, only dumber.

Damn...why? All I can think is that Clooney wants to slum so he can do some seriously freaky shit that no other girl has allowed him to do before. I dunno. I really can't figure out any other reason why the guy who was just voted the sexiest man (he was, right) would possibly want to bother going for her? He could have his pick of ridiculously sexy 20 year old virgins that would worship him. So clearly, it must be cuz he wants some freaky shit from someone who's been around and knows how to work it?!

I used to think Pamela Anderson was so damn hot. But seriously, that was over 10 years ago. A lot has changed since then.

I think her nipple just winked at me! "My tittie nipple got an eye on it!" Remember when it was big news some years back that this twat got her implants removed? Then I guess she wasn't getting enough attention cause she turned around and got big ones again. Dumb bitch.

Anyway, this proves that Clooney has Alzheimers for sure.

What.

The.

Fuck?

#48 - It's pointing in the direction of the nearest clinic where you can not only be only treated for that HepC but get on the list for a liver transplant! (The inevitable destination for anyone who sticks their haha in her hoohoo.

Wow, #31 you are so right - this IS the updgrade of the century for Pam. George...well this is a downgrade. Although I thought he had also downgraded with Teri Hatcher. Come to think of it, who has George been with that is on his level? I didn't like him and Renee "I sucked on a lemon" Zelleweger together either. He does have his pick but he seems to have lousy taste.

I used to love Pam, I still think she's okay, but the sex goddess role has now passed her by...she needs to act her age. And stop drinking before she kills her liver completely. It's already on life support!!

holly's wood gets more hilarious everyday! Come on now...

and people your comments are soo freaken funny, i swear i nearly shed a tear:)

#48 i think its slowly moving its way out for an escape...i dont blame it

"It'd be like going to a fancy restaurant and turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead."

utter. genius.

i love pamela anderson. she might make some horrible decisions, and if i were george, i'd be nervous about her rabid ex-husband, but i think they could be a pretty cute couple.

frankly, i'm shocked when this guy finds any woman attractive. a man who thinks mischa barton has too much cellulite is a man who'd be more comfortable fucking a hole in the wall. and i don't understand criticizing a woman for acting provocative at a PLAYBOY PARTY. i mean hugh hefner's face looks like vanilla pudding poured over a bare skull, but we're supposed to be disgusted by pamela anderson's hot bod being over 30? give me a break.

Jesus wept.

I think se´s hot. I´d totally do her...and I´m a lady :)

#37 - I'm pretty sure they have websites that feature that sort of stuff. Sure, you and me might find it disgusting, but apparently some people dig it. It's a niche market, and apparently Clooney is part of that market!

Ugh. She is so gross. Talk about slumming. What is this guy thinking????? I hope he uses a garbage bag for a condom. You just couldn't cover the penis enough.

Wow, that's desperation. Who'd want George after that? Ick!

Scarlett Johansson. All I ever hear. What about Thora Birch? Now THERE'S a big rack.

Her career is in the toilet, but she's kid-free and disease-free. Why not her, Clooney? Fuck, I'd have a chance myself if I could go to Hollywood and be in the right place at the right time.

Know what I'd do? Call myself a producer and carry a giant wad of hundreds with me, only the wad would be fake except for the first few bills on the front and back.

Then I'd buy her lunch and overtip the waiter and she'd think I was rich. Then I'd have Thora all to myself while you losers dream about Scarlett and Clooney chases Pam.

"I just gotta get to Hollywood!"
–Sweetums, The Muppet Movie

http://thora.org/navframe.html

Scarlett is hot, but she´s to vain for my taste

She is a cheap tacky whore. Who can find that attractive? She has the face of an 80 year old woman who has been savaged by dogs whilst sunbathing in cooking oil for the last few decades,oh wait.......Clooney blatently takes it up the shitter, all the signs are there.

MIDLIFE CRISIS....Clooney's of course

She's so overkill on the obscenely clownish fake nipples it wouldn't surprise me if she also has fake nipples implanted onto the middle of each butt cheek. that way her ass can entertain her customer, or lover, when she's on all fours.

her nipples don´t match..they´re too far from each other, aren´t they?

george has already dated a porn star so...
and they both fucked everybody in hollywood!
Her breast are so ugly! i saw them naked without photoshop and airbrush!!
Men must love to play with giant plastic boobs!

George Clooney's RULES:
FIRST STAGE: Compliment her on her body of work. "I loved you in...(pause) Stripperella. Awesome show."

SECOND STAGE: Bond with family member. "Wow...you're dog is licking my dogs ass, they must have alot in common."

THIRD STAGE: Show proof of long term interest. (speaking to PR agent)"Can you put something out about me and Carmen...I mean..ah...Pam..yeah Pam and I dating?"

FOURTH STAGE: Rate R DVD COMING SOON

#77 - OMG, your "stage four" just got me thinking...there better not be a friggin George and Pam x-rated dvd that gets "leaked" to the public within the next few weeks. As sick as I am of every loser celebrity feeling a need to film themselves and then complain that it somehow got leaked to the public, I couldn't possibly take one more. And a George and Pam video would just put me over the top!!!!

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick. Or George Clooney's for that matter.

He's probably just dating her, because he's sick of people thinking he's gay. Sort of like how Tom Cruise had to get married and have a kid.
BTW, whatever happened to UNWASHED MASSES?

Jesus Pam is gross looking... from the neck up.

Nasty looking from the neck up, neck down, sideways, upside down, etc. She looks like a busted-up tranny.

Is the dating pool *really that shallow*, George?

Hey if you were lost and looking for directions you go to someone who has a natural asset of a compass on their body. Although you could always find a compass, you could also use Tranny-pam's left nipple which always points to the true north.

George is merely looking for directions. That and cock.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

is George not gay? He surely is!!!!!

WTF is Clooney thinking? He's a doctor or at least he used to play on on TV. He should know better.

And why does everyone think he's gay? They made him wear that Batman suit with the nipples, that wasn't his call.

# 70 - I agree Sid,
Why are some of these 'celebrities', many with no discernable talent
(or in the case of Paris etc., no discernable occupation) flogged by entertainment media while others dissappear ?
It's almost as if in 2007 fame is a bit superficial...

#84 he got close enough with Pam I spose. Maybe Jessica Biel was out of the country.

- Sorry to pop the balloon kids - but not every single person is gay. (pussy-whipped much?)
- If you have a smorgasborg, sometimes it hard to stick with the potatoes...
- 'The eagles you find alone' type thing, as our Native friends would say...
- (And now-a-daze a 'durable inflatable' goes a long way, doesn't ask a lot of dumb questions, and is a lot of fun at the beach...not that I would know)
- And not that I may be single... like that fag Clooney...

You Yanks are treating Clooney like Maher Arar - Where's the proof...errr.. (Poof) ?
Whatever happened to the "Show Me" State ?
(Were those forefathers just wearing long raincoats or what ?)
Public at LARGE : No one understands you Binky.
Binky: Try ...during the commercials...

It's simple. She's smarter than she looks, he's dumber than he looks, so they probably have a lot in common.

I agree Ned.
I've also heard his tits were fake.

She's so old.

88: Thank you.

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure Thora would do some stupid shit for us if we followed her around.

Sure, she's not acting like an asshole at the moment, but at least she'd probably try if we asked...

...time is running out for her to MARRY ME while wearing her outfit and glasses from Ghost World. THORA!!!!!!!!!!

Scarlett was nothing when Ghost World came out–you're the big star to me and always will be.

Oh, baby...yeah :)

What's the story here?George Clooney booked this month Pamela anderson?So,last month Tommy Lee booked her and before she was fully employed by Kid Rock..?Is that such a big deal?Although indeed her left boob looks larger,it still needs to be pumped up more.Try to blow more harder George.Maybe the nipple will pop out better then.

Oow,you can also book her for a walk with the dogs?Sounds like a good deal...

Jrzmommy,do you've any dogs?

ZZZzzzzzz...

George Clooney: rubbing it in to automechanics stuck in the '90s everywhere.

I guess he misses the old ER days and feels the need to treat her VD.

Used condom? Thank you you can come over my house and clean the vomit off the floor.Right NOW young man! I'm waiting .....

Number one, I think it is rude to compare Anderson to a "used condom," she isn't a criminal, last I checked she hasn't harmed anyone, she has a great sense of humor (Borat), but she makes some poor decisions at times. There are serial killers that do not receive as much disrespect as Pamela Anderson.

Number two, this 'rumor' is indeed a rumor - completely false. My friend's father is a lawyer for the paparazzi, and Mr. Clooney is in fact, gay. Best kept secret in Hollywood - Gay.

102. Oh, pick me! Pick me!

I WAS a HUGE Pam Anderson fan….HUGE… But, after her “don’t eat KFC” pitch, she may as well eat with a wash up like Clooney…. Celebrities’ are never good stewards of fame… what happen to the Jimmy Stewart’s and the John Wayne’s of fame?

oh Superfish, you are gay or a chick or just a moralist or what?
I understand what you posted if you're a moralist and are bothered by Pamela's style and that shit, or if you're a chick. If not, you must be gay.
Pamela is incredibly fucking hot. She definitely was WAAAY hotter a few years ago, she was a total stunner, but she's still incredibly hot.
And damn, she must be like 40 years old, she looks incredibly AMAZING for her age.
All 40 year olds and all future 40 year old women to be in the world would sell their souls to the Devil to look just 1/8 of how good Pamela looks at 40.
I don't think Clooney may find between all the selection he has to choose from someone as hot as Pamela. Obviously, he's Dating her.

Hmmm...seriously, I sometimes think the Super might be gay.

All the macho rhetoric about its giant penis, weeping penis, etc, coupled with posts that hate all women over 30 and women who aren't skinny...that's kinda the way a fag looks at women.

It's still fun, though. I just wish that it would maybe

PAY SOME ATTENTION TO THORA BIRCH! THORA I AM YOUR CHAMPION ON THIS WEBSITE AND WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT YOU, IT WILL BE BECAUSE OF ME! THEN I CAN SEND YOU MY EMAIL ADDRESS AND POST SECRET MESSAGES TO YOU HERE USING THIS NAME AND THEN YOU CAN WRITE ME BACK AND–

Sorry. Um...I...never mind

I didn't know that gay men like to date women with hep c?

It'd be funnier if he was fucking George Michael. Then we could make toilet jokes.

Actually, thinking about it...they even LOOK alike. That entirely gay six o'clock shadow...

George M got outed trolling for sex in a toilet. Thats at least slightly comparable to 'dating' Pam (for George C.)

Even being in the same room as her fucked up directionally challenged tits counts as a 'lewd act'. We're onto you, George!

(106)Hey Forbidden,do you remember my messages when you were "hidden"?That's quite some time ago,now you know you got the right one.We all know who posted this most "flattering" photo of Pamela anderson here.Because of that i made that comment.Is he really DATING her?
(107)Hereby i sign this proposed settlement with my frontname.

111: I don't get it.

She's a crusty old whore.

He's a closet poo pusher.

They deserve each other.

I think she is lovely, really beautiful and you are all rather cruel.

Come to think of it, I remember seeing a shot of Clooney in the sack with that pinko Jon Stewart. It was probably at The Smoking Gun.
Or was it the Oscars ? Whatever.
'Hidden in plain view' as the masons would say.

uhh isn't this one of the first signs of the apocolypse?

WTF??? My beloved George and Pamela Anderson?? NOOOOOO!! Tell me this is only a nightmare.. Somebody pinch me!!! Help! Is there really GOD up there watching???

What's funny about it is that people defend the Pandora's Box of hepatitis. Richer than chocolate cheesecake with fudge on top.

#116
Probably. And Paris Hilton
"Media : Keep the adult public attention diverted away from real social issues, and captivated by matters of no real importance."
Entertainment: Keep the public entertainment below a sixth grade level."
etc...
Google it. It's probably crap - but it's hard to dispute the low level of discourse...

Well... ok... I googled it and there's a lot of Wackos.
But other than that...it's worth knowing it's out there...

And let's hope there's a few bikinis on Monday !

Scraggly old used up slut.

Her ol' cooter is so big you could park a Hum-V in there with room to spare. Echoooo Echooo...

106-- HEALTHY 40 year old women don't look like a blonde wig falling out of crumpled brown paper bag left outside the garbage dumpster.

It was all a hoax ? Oh well so much for my conspiracy theories.

If ever something didn't make sense, it is this.

plastic surgury and rock stars shure can ruin a good thing