Poor Man!

and by "flipped a switch" she means "spooged in her bunghole". Welcome to the adult world, mandy.

So she decided to kill herself symbolically by dating this loser?

And since when do DJ's deserve any recognition?

They contribute the same to society as "Xtreme" athletes,

nothing.

awwww, poor baby, she's sad now.
dating a b-lister will do that to you.

I feel real sympathy for people who are battling depression. It's so difficult for them to summon the energy to commit suicide, and spare us from all their whining about loss and emptiness. But sometimes the first week of Prozac does the trick, thank god for that.

I'd give Mandy Moore a courtesy fuck... I'm a hell of a nice guy after all.

3...2...1...rp makes a comment about making a "huge depression" in her butt

That monkey falling out of the tree is awesome!

yes! nailed it!

Nothing like bikinis and monkey vids to pick up a Monday.
(I hate when that happens - it had me quit tree climbing for a while.)

This would be a good time for her to spread her legs in playboy and show the entire world her goods... anyone have her managers number?

I told you not to put up the videos of your private life!

Semi-famous, depressed/ my prescription would be for her to do a series of hardcore porn DVD's, something classy. That means no midgets, but very subtle anal creampies and triple orals throw in a couple of big dykes for the lipstick lesbo market.

I'll be fabulous.

Yeah, I guess being depressed goes hand-in-hand with dating DJs.

#9 - That's funny... I think I said the same thing to your mom... or what it your daughter? They all scream the same in the dark...

if I was dating that loser DJ, I'd be depressed too.

Does she have a thing for DJ's with Down Syndrome? I know I do.

#7 & 9 - you've confused ponk with Rich. Rich didn't quite get to anality with his post.
Also, make sure that you don't confused Rich with his troll. The troll posts about his homosexual festishes; the real Rich does not.

In other news, don't you all like TypeKey's marketing materials when you logon:
"TypeKey is a free authentication service that lets you sign-in to your favorite websites.
Verify your identity online and "own your words""
Fish should post about how bogus that claim is.

#9 - note #15. THAT's the real RP.

#5 dr phil

Can't follow that up.....fucking hilarious.

wedge - do the mispellings give it away? I hear Einstein couldn't tie his shoes... I smell dead walrus around here...

After I hit it once, she'll be happy as a lark.

What's with these hot chicks and their jew boyfriends? First Christina now Mandy? I could manage their money for them. WTF..........

# 23 - Let us not forget Shitney's new man, Isaac "the Jew" Cohen. It's not their cocks, so it's got to be their wallets.

BTW, I'd want to kill myself if I had that regurgitated sack of post-gastric bypass skin flapping all over me every time I was getting fucked, too.

I wouldn't be able to get out of bed each day and face life if I fucked Zach Braf.

And yet he goes about life unaffected, seemingly unaware of your very existence

"BTW, I'd want to kill myself if I had that regurgitated sack of post-gastric bypass skin flapping all over me every time I was getting fucked, too."

Funny as hell magickal- You said what I was fucking thinking!!!

I actually like Mandy Moore, and I hate to hear she's having a hard time, but you know, that's what you get for going around town with someonw who's FUCKED NICOLE RITCHIE!! I'm disturbed that girls still even talk to him.

#27 - I aim to please, Baby!

Get better Mandy!

It's so sad she's going through this... ;(

Zach Braff said in a recent interview that he suffers from depression. Sounds like that's where Mandy caught it from.

She's depressed and that means even worse head than her usual boring self can muster. So what's up with the jew guys after her and Britney? Well, it's the smell of green baby.

Props to those guys. They know where the good drilling is.
I can't do it but can't slam them for drilling where the green is. How many people would ever hear about the "actor" Cohen dude who's banged Britney in a 40 grand a nite suite.

All I can say to that is WoW!

WHAT HAPPEND TO MANDY MOORE WHEN SHE HAD BLONDE HAIR AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANTED TO FUCK HER?

I'd be depressed too if I had a dead dog that was skinned alive in some Chinese province wrapped around my neck.

DJ AM = D JAM = JAM my F16 in your butt because you remind me of Iceman with those glasses on!

Oh.. depression is sure something to make fun of. Why not pick on the little autistic kid over there? At least he doesn't understand what pretentious, ignorant, selfish bastards you are!

Grow up, you fucking losers

FTR... I'll make fun of almost anybody as long as what they did was their own damn fault. Case in point... britney, paris, lindsey etc etc etc etc.

36--pipe down you yellow-bellied, limp-livered, bellowing pig.

...did someone say 'courtesy fuck'?...*sits up suddenly, eyes unglazing in the dim January light*

S.A.D. is a bitch, especially in an igloo in the northern tundra of Nunnavut Canada and all there is to eat is beef jerky and seal blubber, and the fur of your parka chafes in all the wrong places...

poor little rich girl seeing her brief "career" washing down the drain slowly, slowly...in a round shape...down to the toilet demons it goes... flushly flush flush... flushy flush flush...

Do some squats, go to the beech, snort some coke... something.

The monkey is Tom "LawnJockey" Cruise....he got bored waiting on Xenu and bought himself a monkey suit....or did he just take his clothes off??? well whatever.....

...as always TCLTC

'courtesy fuck'????

no that would be good......but I digress

She's depressed because no quality white man wants her, all she can get are low rent good for nothing spics like Wilmer Valderrama. DJ AM if thats him looks like a low rent spic too. In due time on the monkey part. She can pull a Biel or Klum.