January 29, 2007
Jaime Pressly got really fat
Wow, Jaime Pressly really let herself go. I used to think she was amazingly fit, but she showed up to the Screen Actors Guild Awards looking like a Fatasaurus Rex. It's almost as if she's got a tiny little person living inside her belly. But I'm a world class detective, so I'm gonna have to go with she totally porked out at a local buffet right before showing up. You know, like in a cartoon. Looks like my powers of deduction have solved the case again!
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Comments
1. Posted by freakflag on January 29, 2007 7:04 AM
She has amazing cans. I'd hit it. (Gently, from behind of course.)
2. Posted by BigJim on January 29, 2007 7:09 AM
She's just taking after dear-old-deceased-dad: eating too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Wait, I thought her name was Lisa Marie...
3. Posted by RichPort on January 29, 2007 7:10 AM
I wholeheartedly agree #1... everyone knows prego chicks are cock hungry anyway. What a set of jugs... no need to be gentle.
4. Posted by mm257785 on January 29, 2007 7:10 AM
First!
5. Posted by combustion8 on January 29, 2007 7:14 AM
I'd so hit, prego or not.
6. Posted by Hohlraum on January 29, 2007 7:19 AM
she had amazing boobs before, bet her hubby is walking around with a permanent hardon.
7. Posted by amaritimer on January 29, 2007 7:28 AM
mm257785, you're a fucking idiot.
8. Posted by Celetina on January 29, 2007 7:28 AM
After so many terrifying celebrities looking like starving teenagers with a hernia, it's great to see a pregnant woman looking as she should---namely, awesome.
What do you suppose her husband is most proud of? The brand-new life he helped create, so fragile and tender and full of hope, the bitchin' rack she has goin' on, or the knowledge that he's responsible for them both? If I were him I'd just walk around with a sign that said "I HIT IT" all day long.
9. Posted by gambitzero on January 29, 2007 7:28 AM
I thought that writing "First" was as low as you could go without having sex with animals, but "mm257785" has proved me wrong. He cannot count and thinks that 1 comes in there between 3 and 5. Makes me glad that the gene pool will be that much cleaner then he accidentally inserts his head into a blender or something.
10. Posted by hendero on January 29, 2007 7:31 AM
If these are the SAG awards, then from pic 1 Jaime must have been a winner on the evening. Unless Jessica Simpson beat her to it.
11. Posted by Ace on January 29, 2007 7:35 AM
Wow. She looks great. Btw, Lisa Marie looks completely different. Older & paler. I dont think she's blonde either.
Neways, lol @ mm257785. You got people all worked up with hardly any effort.
12. Posted by Spindoc on January 29, 2007 7:38 AM
Shit, she's gonna be pissed! I told her you couldn't get pregnant from Anal.
13. Posted by dystopia on January 29, 2007 7:43 AM
Yawn.
14. Posted by Lowlands on January 29, 2007 7:43 AM
Look at photo 4 from the left.What a nicely arched back!
15. Posted by ImaCracka on January 29, 2007 7:45 AM
I wonder if it's Crabman's????
16. Posted by Dean on January 29, 2007 7:52 AM
I heard it's actually Randy's...
She's still hot.
17. Posted by Praz on January 29, 2007 7:57 AM
She's beautiful.
18. Posted by hamjachok on January 29, 2007 8:05 AM
i think everyone of us is dreaming to look like as hot as she while pregnant.
19. Posted by schack on January 29, 2007 8:08 AM
she's pretty enough from far away, but her neck looks really plasticy and old from too much tanning, and her foundation looks like someone smeared textured spackle on it.
the dusty color of the dress, with the puke-colored foundation, and the dry, dull hair makes it look like touching her would make one's flesh crawl- like fiber -glass insulation or something
20. Posted by classy on January 29, 2007 8:18 AM
I'd fuck her so deep the fetus would come out with a facial.
21. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 29, 2007 8:18 AM
just looking at her.....you just KNOW she is a freak in bed. I can just tell.
HOT!
22. Posted by shanonorato on January 29, 2007 8:19 AM
she's always been gorgeous...and pregnancy agrees with her.
23. Posted by shanonorato on January 29, 2007 8:23 AM
btw...#20 - HAHAHAHA
24. Posted by Sassy on January 29, 2007 8:23 AM
Must have been some buffet.
25. Posted by spatz on January 29, 2007 8:27 AM
wow superfish that was the stupidest thing i ever read. what did the original superfish guy kill himself or something?
26. Posted by misanthrope on January 29, 2007 8:31 AM
She looks fantastic. What's the problem?
27. Posted by jesseeca on January 29, 2007 8:35 AM
I don't think she has a husband yet. Another one of those celebrity engagements followed very soon after by a pregnancy announcement.
I hate when pregnant chick stand there with their hand under their belly for picture. Honey, we know it's not a beer gut, enough already!
And she looks like some kind of lizard when she smiles. ugh.
28. Posted by 86 on January 29, 2007 8:36 AM
Pamela Anderson in training.
29. Posted by jrzmommy on January 29, 2007 8:37 AM
It's impossible to say something catty about her ONLY because of the character she plays.
30. Posted by 86 on January 29, 2007 8:37 AM
She sucks.
31. Posted by wedgeone on January 29, 2007 8:37 AM
#12 - lol. Nice one!
Am I the only one who thinks that her face & head are really too wide & flat? The bod is killer though.
BTW, when my wife got pregnant, the sex pretty much stopped. Preggos being cock hungry is a myth. (Yah, I know - sorry about my luck. :^( )
32. Posted by 86 on January 29, 2007 8:37 AM
27 I totally agree about the lizard face
33. Posted by wedgeone on January 29, 2007 8:38 AM
#27 - yah, that's it! One of the lizard people from that 80's TV movie/show, "V"
34. Posted by meee on January 29, 2007 8:49 AM
i've always thought she was pretty but something about the way she looks is inherently white trash. i can' pinpoint what exactly it is though...
35. Posted by BigJim on January 29, 2007 8:57 AM
My wife was cock hungry the first time 'round -- we did it 12 hours before the kid was born.
Second time, uh, she must have been channeling Jennifer Aniston. Frigid bitch.
36. Posted by Jason The Barbarian on January 29, 2007 9:05 AM
How did she get like this, even just since SNL? It wasn't THAT long ago, was it?
37. Posted by icyprincess2 on January 29, 2007 9:05 AM
I think it is great she still has poise and elegance while behind preggo. She still looks great.
38. Posted by James on January 29, 2007 9:09 AM
Her fiance is some goofy looking cuban idiot dj. Must suck to be in hollywood stuck having to date lower forms of life. HAHAHA.
39. Posted by cardio on January 29, 2007 9:13 AM
FIRST!!!!
Anyway, @34, I agree. The white trash thing more than likely comes from seeing her so often on "Earl" and "Joe Dirt" but she still is pretty enough to overcome that. And her rack was respectable to start with, but if she could keep her preggo rack, YIKES! That would be spectacular. Just f-ing hot!
40. Posted by mztry on January 29, 2007 9:25 AM
YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
41. Posted by Me on January 29, 2007 9:33 AM
FORTY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
42. Posted by N'Arianne on January 29, 2007 9:34 AM
It's Fatassaurus Rex, by the way. I am quite sure.
43. Posted by cardio on January 29, 2007 9:57 AM
@40 - who's an idiot? Me?
44. Posted by anothershityear on January 29, 2007 10:05 AM
so, now not only does she have that ugly-ass duck-billed platypus face of hers, but she's gonna have stretch marks along with her (already) saggy swaying varicose-veined tits
way to go, talentless stupid bitch
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t049/T049934A.jpg
^^ her high-school graduation pic
45. Posted by Lowlands on January 29, 2007 10:19 AM
She seems to be happy with her arched back.
46. Posted by freeagent47 on January 29, 2007 10:26 AM
She's not related to any of the Presley's you dumbasses. I thought the differently spelled last name was obvious, but clearly BigJim has either had too many fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches or he needs to work on his sarcastic references. C'mon man.
I think she looks awesome.
47. Posted by llllllllll on January 29, 2007 10:30 AM
If I pull her head up will a rectangular candy come out? Because her head is really looking like a Pez dispenser to me.
48. Posted by carpemundus on January 29, 2007 10:37 AM
shes pregnant. i know, cause its mine...or my friends
www.carpemundus.com - adulterers
49. Posted by 86 on January 29, 2007 10:42 AM
I suppose her real problem here isn't stretch marks or diapers but the question of who's the father?
50. Posted by RockSteady on January 29, 2007 10:49 AM
Ummm...She does have a little person inside of her...it's called a baby. Pregnant women have them.
51. Posted by UNCLE NED on January 29, 2007 11:06 AM
#49, you stole my thunder. Who's the father? Is she married, or am I wrong to ask, and must now go into Rehab?
52. Posted by F-Sucker on January 29, 2007 11:15 AM
I admit it.
I knocked her up.
53. Posted by Sheva on January 29, 2007 11:17 AM
Preggers, uh no. Give me Catalina.
54. Posted by Craig & "em" on January 29, 2007 11:48 AM
I look at these pictures and I have to say, I've never wanted to hit a pregnant chick before,
BUT...
BUT...
Thinkin of KATHY GRIFFIN pregnant just brings one word to mind!
UMMMMMMM!
55. Posted by Craig & "em" on January 29, 2007 11:49 AM
I look at these pictures and I have to say, I've never wanted to hit a pregnant chick before,
BUT...
BUT...
Thinkin of KATHY GRIFFIN pregnant just brings one word to mind!
UMMMMMMM!
56. Posted by Me on January 29, 2007 12:26 PM
#54-55. WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
57. Posted by ambrosia on January 29, 2007 1:28 PM
She just looks pregnant as in their is a baby in her uterus. The rest of her looks normal i have seen some women whose shoe size changes, nose gets bigger, and more chins than a phonebook
58. Posted by LL on January 29, 2007 1:38 PM
HOTTEST PREGNANT CHICK EVER. Even more so than Heidi Klum, I think, although Heidi looked damn good, too.
It helps to have stylists and such, of course, but this is proof not all southern chicks are classless trailer-park denizens.
And she is effin hilarious on Earl. Jamie Pressly rocks. Apparently.
59. Posted by ch474 on January 29, 2007 2:00 PM
That's the best looking lumpy woman I think I've ever seen. To keep the rack spectacular though, may I suggest a little support for the girls. Since she doesn't want to spend the money for a bra, may I humbly volunteer any combination of my hands, face, and dick.
Thank you and goodnight.
60. Posted by omelette ze roar on January 29, 2007 2:15 PM
Ew @ her freakishly skinny neck. D:
61. Posted by Punkgal on January 29, 2007 2:48 PM
I love the way she looks,she has never looked so beautiful. I so miss being pregnant that my son is only 4 months old and i am already considering having another.
And as far as "who's the father" just because she isn't on a tabloid every week showing off who she is with like Paris or Britt, doesn't mean she doesn't have someone special.
Also all the young men who put their hands up on this forum saying they were the father.. YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!
losers
62. Posted by brennreyn on January 29, 2007 5:21 PM
#50... Did you not catch the sarcasm?
I think she looks more beautiful than ever!
63. Posted by kathleen170 on January 29, 2007 5:52 PM
She'd be an unfit mother.
64. Posted by twzzlrgirl on January 29, 2007 6:58 PM
#57 -- I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Pregnant, as in baby in her uterus...how the hell else is someone pregnant??? And more chins than a phonebook??? WTF??? Do you have any frickin' idea what you are talking about?
And who the hell have you ever known whose nose got bigger when they were pregnant...I've read other posts of yours and have kept my mouth shut, but this is too much. Please, learn to speak and figure out what you are trying to say before you type.
65. Posted by fame is funny on January 30, 2007 12:48 AM
oh, thats just ambrosia, check her myspace page and you'll understand.
as for the pictures...did someone say motorboat?
66. Posted by hellcat1983 on January 30, 2007 3:11 AM
#64 I think #57 meant to say "more chins than a Chinese phonebook" which would've made a bit more sense! I'm not even gonna touch the uterus part...wtf?!
Well I have always thought Jaime was stunning and has a fantastic body. Yes she is a bit white trashish, but I think that derives a lot from her roles in the past; My Name I Earl, Joe Dirt and that Jerry Springer movie she was in.
67. Posted by 86 on January 30, 2007 10:19 AM
Holy shit. I swear to god I saw a forked tongue slither between her teeth. Watch you guys, you'll see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
68. Posted by Edna Bambrick on January 30, 2007 12:04 PM
Good God, I would so hit that! Er, I mean, #7 has been REPORTED!
69. Posted by ambrosia on January 30, 2007 3:05 PM
I was saying that obviously the baby is in her uterus ( ectopic pregnancies usually result in spontaneous abortions), but that was the only part bigger on her. I have definetly seen pregnant women whose noses are bigger not permanently but widen maybe it fat. I did not want to be offensive with the chinese part. Whats wrong with my myspace. Im sure if you highlight a random part you can prove your point but as a whole whats wrong with it the pics the background the favs, in its enirety its fine. Wow my punctuations on a blog that definetly dictates my intelligence screw the advanced on MCAS, SAT's, in english and being MENSA qualified . No thats not importan what is more important is the fact that im "shallow" and i dont feel quenched by attempting to diminsh those who i am jealous of ( and that is very few) i have a real life and sometimes i take whats said personal as a minority ( skinny, pretty, and can afford things not race)
Call me what you will at least i can pay my bills
www.myspace.com/sashambrosia
70. Posted by katie on January 30, 2007 3:26 PM
ok ... you guys are so dumb because obviously shes pregnant ... not fat
71. Posted by wedgeone on January 30, 2007 4:41 PM
#69 - you must suck a mean cock since you can't use your brain to earn $$ to pay those bills you referred to.
The only thing missing from that atrocity of a post is a misspelling of the word "loser" by putting two O's into it, making it "looser".
If your MENSA material, then I'm going to be the next President of the United States. And my first act as President would be to have you perform your best Monica Lewinsky impersonation under my desk.
72. Posted by wedgeone on January 30, 2007 4:43 PM
typo ... "you're", not your.
73. Posted by ambrosia on January 30, 2007 6:33 PM
wedgeone how do you know how i pay my bills .First of all im in highschool a minor check out where i live avg income etc those two facts lead the avg sensible person to conclude that if i truly need something i ask these people called parents. Don't go on a tirade of how you had to work for your things if you liked it you would not be complainig about it.read my blog click on my name one of the post applies to you
74. Posted by rfun6 on January 30, 2007 6:35 PM
I dont know what you see that is fat. She is expecting. Im tired of all the skinny pencil women. No wonder so many are dying. Starving to death. She is looking great and glowing too
75. Posted by ambrosia on January 30, 2007 6:48 PM
fame is funny what is on my myspace that could make you understand
twzzlrgirl aare you serious when your pregnant you have hormonal changes a nd fat gain in numerous places including noses
76. Posted by MrSemprini on January 30, 2007 7:08 PM
First!
77. Posted by mela on January 30, 2007 10:29 PM
The dress is an excellent choice, and I love how the color of the material matches her eyes.
These celebrities must hate all the high-count megapixel camera equipment, though. Those close-ups totally give away how much make-up is being caked on, as well as all the skin imperfections.
78. Posted by Viola on January 31, 2007 7:33 AM
Ambrosia: you DO have immunity. To brain functioning...
79. Posted by ambrosia on January 31, 2007 1:41 PM
viola screw you what makes me brain dead.
80. Posted by crazyotto on February 1, 2007 8:39 AM
it should be my demon seed that grows
81. Posted by Viola on February 1, 2007 4:22 PM
#79. No, thanks, I already got my screw today.
And to answer your question: your dead brain makes you brain dead....
82. Posted by ambrosia on February 1, 2007 5:23 PM
viola
go to your lower middle class (x>70,00) stuck ugly ass and shut the fuck up
83. Posted by Hacking Hollywood on February 4, 2007 1:25 PM
WTF is wrong with you Hollywood Haters?! She looks so beautiful unlike Miss trashy trash Britney Spears who looked God Awful pregnant and not pregnant.
A woman should gain a little weight pregnant. The Hollywood mentality is stick figure and that is BS cause remember the average size woman in the U.S. is 12 with that said the average size woman's height is around 5'5 or 5'6. In Los Angeles there are nothing but healthy full figured women walking around.
When she looks like Anna Nicole Smith did a few years ago than you might whisper. Women should be proud to be who they are. Jaime is hardly fat at all leave her alone and let her be pregnant. She's not fucking 300 pounds.
84. Posted by ClockworkAnge on February 9, 2007 4:59 PM
Hahahaha...
Ambrosia, your posts are so hard to read- please learn some proper grammar before trying to prove your intelligence by claiming you are a MENSA member. And I know Wachusett Regional High all too well- I grew up in you area- and I know the type of kids that go to your high school- please don't claim that you are anything but middle class. If you were anything more, you'd be going to one of the GOOD, private schools like SPM.
When people say "Just look at her myspace page" to explain your confused posts- it's because your poor grammar, horrible spelling, along with the things you list and the picture you posted allude to the fact that you are quite clueless. Studying genetics doesn't make you smart, keep that in mind when trying to impress people and forgetting to spell-check your blog.