January 23, 2007
Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be married
Page Six reports that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams might be secretly married. Heath was spotted wearing a wedding ring as he walked their daughter yesterday, and the two allegedly applied for a marriage license in Brooklyn last month.
I don't know why I'm posting this since there's only three people in the world that care and they're all watching Dawson's Creek reruns right now. I might as well be giving you an update on Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski's relationship.
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Comments
1. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 23, 2007 10:01 AM
I liked her in "Me Without You" and I think she has a cute fat face. Other than that I really don't care.
2. Posted by tits_on_snack on January 23, 2007 10:02 AM
Oh my god I got the first post, let me fucking shit my pants and make a post about it.
3. Posted by jrzmommy on January 23, 2007 10:04 AM
Huh? Care? No, I don't care.
4. Posted by Danner on January 23, 2007 10:07 AM
Secretly married? OMG. Really? No way!
We care why?
5. Posted by Meritocrat on January 23, 2007 10:14 AM
So, it's a secret because they didn't tell Us Weekly or something? I guess I have a lot more secrets than I realized, if that's the criterion.
6. Posted by jrzmommy on January 23, 2007 10:14 AM
Hey Heath, before your head gets any bigger, just remember you were in 10 Things I Hate About You. Okay, Mr. Thespian?
7. Posted by Tulgeyhat13 on January 23, 2007 10:15 AM
Heath Ledger gives me a huge boner.
8. Posted by RussianMafia on January 23, 2007 10:18 AM
Kathy Bates.
9. Posted by saywhatagain on January 23, 2007 10:22 AM
yeah the story fascinating and all that but WHERE ARE THEIR BIKINIS?!?!
10. Posted by magickal on January 23, 2007 10:24 AM
And as a special honeymoon treat....he recreated the scene from Brokeback where he flipped her over and stuck it in her ass because he couldn't bear the fact that he was fucking a woman.
11. Posted by calicojack on January 23, 2007 10:24 AM
she looks like a duck
AFFLACK
12. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 23, 2007 10:25 AM
Ha, she's a tranny, he likes men.
:)
13. Posted by Whammer Jammer on January 23, 2007 10:26 AM
Who and who?
14. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 23, 2007 10:27 AM
what #4 said.
15. Posted by NipsyHustle on January 23, 2007 10:30 AM
why does it matter if they are married now? the baby is still a bastard.
16. Posted by nichole on January 23, 2007 10:53 AM
i could have sworn that they already WERE married. hm.
17. Posted by Dean on January 23, 2007 10:55 AM
BTW, how are Zach and Kelly? We don't hear much about them nowadays.
18. Posted by Knickers O'Muffin on January 23, 2007 11:00 AM
BFD...two people with a baby get married. Where's the report on Tom TCLTC Cruise being the Jesus of Scientology?
19. Posted by Me on January 23, 2007 11:22 AM
YAWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!
*Scrates ass*
*Farts*
WHO FUCKING CARES????!!!!!
20. Posted by Me on January 23, 2007 11:22 AM
**ScratCHes ass**
21. Posted by wedgeone on January 23, 2007 11:24 AM
Next item, plz.
22. Posted by F-Sucker on January 23, 2007 11:40 AM
She married a homo cowboy.
LOL.
I'd still rail her.
23. Posted by Jenster on January 23, 2007 11:44 AM
boooooooring.
at least some people in hollywierd
are kinda normal.
24. Posted by Niecy on January 23, 2007 12:17 PM
Good for them. They didn't have to do it secretly though. They could have sent out invitations to every tabloid and I don't think anyone would have shown up.
25. Posted by libtard on January 23, 2007 12:21 PM
Ummmm, Hello? I want to hear more about Zack and Kelly. And less about Screech. Much, much less.
26. Posted by MrSemprini on January 23, 2007 12:59 PM
Dang, Whammer, I was gonna say that.
Mr. & Mrs. Who from Whoville, State of Apathy.
27. Posted by 86 on January 23, 2007 1:15 PM
15 I love you for that
28. Posted by sigmanu on January 23, 2007 1:30 PM
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE 2 FUCK FACES. HE'S QUEER AND SHE IS THE UGLIEST BITCH I'VE EVER SEEN. PUKE!
29. Posted by kamihi on January 23, 2007 1:46 PM
Good for them how weird to not be fucked up and dysfunctional in Hollywood or Brooklyn or wherever they are.
30. Posted by TheHappyRobot on January 23, 2007 1:53 PM
who's that with bono?
31. Posted by LoneWolf on January 23, 2007 2:26 PM
She wishes she knew how to quit him.
32. Posted by kitty_kat on January 23, 2007 2:33 PM
Ssssooooo...? I mean they already have a child together, they might as well get married. What's the big deal? Someone obviously thinks he's more famous than he actually is.
33. Posted by elizabeththewellread on January 23, 2007 5:18 PM
I think the "news" here is that someone as handsome and talented as Heath Ledger that rat-faced girl. Michelle Williams could be Renee Lemonface Zellweger's sister.
34. Posted by elizabeththewellread on January 23, 2007 5:19 PM
Excuse me, clearly I meant "would marry that rat-faced girl."
35. Posted by Denimpetal on January 23, 2007 9:07 PM
you're right I don't care
36. Posted by Amy on January 24, 2007 12:01 AM
awww i actually like them. they're an adorable couple.
37. Posted by Lowlands on January 25, 2007 7:42 AM
She's outta here and i gotta do something!