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It's Girls in Bikinis Week right here at the Superficial!

Wow, She looks fantastic even in real life.

I never thought she was all that actually..

in the last pic i think the dog is actually saying "suck it!" to all of us

Who is that farm animal behind her?

She played with my balls one time while I was wearing a bikini. She made me wear one, just so she would play with my balls. What a sicko.

Are you kidding me? Gisele is perfect, but I guess you like short chubby girls like Jessica Simpson.

P.S. Now THAT is what a model should look like...not that walking trainwreck euro-trash that Kate Moss has become.

How many dogs does this woman have ?!
I suspect she organizes fox hunts on her Mac in her spare time.

that top picture was the original poster for "Real Women Have Curves". didn't sell much. i think rosie o'donnell bought one.

that dog...is diseased. and what the hell is that?! a mix of dalmatian...and other really hideous dog?

Motherfucking Christ! Super-douchebag-model or not. No God damn dogs on the beach.

Period. Thank you.

# 9 kate is paid for her face which is versitile and pretty... where Gisele is paid for her tall sexy body.

C'mon superficial. This picture is OLD. And I believe that woman in the background is Leo's Mom, they are reported to be good friends even though Leo and Giselle aren't together. I think this picture appeared in People, or InTouch or something last year.

i thought she got her boobs done? it doesn't look like it in these pictures.

that is a french bulldog. it's face is cuter than Gisele's. #14 is right, she gets paid for her body. try not to look at her man-face.

she is looking manish...but not in the pants, though

www.carpemundus.com - is that a bulge?

leo's mom was marlon brando???!!!

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Giselle????

Giselle sukkz cock, shez so ugly, yet she gets paid loads of money sashaying down the catwalk . . . .

She shuld get anorexic like Nicole Richie, cuz Anorexic peeple rule!!!

Like i culd probly model better then hur, and im a 14 yr old guy!!!!

My look are waaaay better then hurs . . .

Kyle Hilton

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Good Job fish, these pics are older then dirt and the woman behind her is Leo's mom

HA! That picture's like a before and after...

The Superficial: hot girl parade (with insults!)

#12 - that is a Boston Terrier : )

Who's the bulldyke with her??

Leo's mom is a M.I.L.F.

this bitch is so ugly. she looks like a dude and she is still by far the most successful anf highest paid model in the world. she looks better than kate, but that doesn't change the fact that her body looks like a surboard with two under the muscle implants underneath designed to make her look more 'feminine' ha!
remember when the word "supermodel" meant something, when it meant "cindy crawford" oh god how sad.

WOW lets get some women on here that look like women are supposed to. that would be tits and ass please. how about some hip hop models http://www.topsexywomen.com/hip-hop-models.html

I guess I was way off, keep spreading the joy.

So I guess I'm the only one who's grossed out by the fact that you can see all her bones?

Actually, shanonorato, that's a French Bulldog. :-)

uh, #27, yeah, we got some too-skinny stuff going on here, but it'd be an overreaction to switch to Animal Planet.

#24 & #25 - Look closely at that 1st pic.
Isn't that Joe Pesci??

#24 -- haha,......I was wondering the same thing.

Four words of priceless advice.

Eat
A
Sandwich
Beaaatch

FUCK! That's gross. Might as well bang a 12 year old boy.

That's Mrs. DiCaprio in the background. Can't you all see the resemblance?

Word to the wise, Giselle--that blazing sun is not an aging supermodel's friend. And #13, I'm with you. Who wants to step in crap on the beach or throw their towel down on a dog log?

LOL @ # 14 "kate is paid for her face which is versitile and pretty"

Really? Because the only faces I've ever seen her make are one face: Dazed Hammerhead Shark. Oh I guess sometimes her mouth is slightly ajar, and sometimes it's not.

As for Giselle she's got a nice body but I don't understand why she's the top paid model or whatever the fuck. I don't see what she's got that other models don't have.

And not to be, but in that first pic I would totally expect to see a wang if you pulled down her shorts. Models are beautiful but they're as big as men, and that doesn't do much for me.

#30 oops...my bad. take a look, though - they are similar.
http://pets.yahoo.com/pets/dogs/breed/boston_terrier

actually, the more i look, the more convinced i am that it IS a boston terrier. ears are pointier than that of a french bulldog, and the snout is different.

Y'all are TRIPPIN'
she's perfection, and has a wicked sharp sense of humor
manly? yea, no
She's VS's top model dumbasses

Nope, it's a Frenchie. Those are pretty typical Frenchie markings and he's more chunky than a Boston should be and has shorter legs. I own a Boston and they're typically mostly black or brindle with a few white markings. There are exceptions, but that is definitely a French Bulldog.

I know more about dogs than I do about models. :-)

Even though her face looks manly in those photos, I can't fault her for much. Someone else said 'that is what a model should look like' and it's true. Glad to see someone taking care of herself, and still thick in all the right places. She looks like a real demon in the sack. Kudos!

It's a boston terrier.

No wait, it IS a French Bulldog, whoops.

odd_angel...my apologies! i've never actually seen a french bulldog except in pics!

#18 - BA HA HA!!

#26 - I agree. I think she's got an ugly manho face. I mean, look at her neck in the large main pic. Keyword: Linebacker.

#27 - Some of those women are OK, but DAMN, Melyssa needs to cover that bubble-ass of hers. Doesn't she have own mirror?! No one wants to see that shit.

THAT, my friends, is the world's fugliest frenchie. I hope Gisele stepped in her own dog's shit.

#32 - It's Joe Pesci's ugly twin :)

No problem. Many people mix up the breeds. They do look similar.

Anyone talking shit about Gisele's body is obviously a typical, overweight American female. Stop being so fucking jealous. You know she has a perfect body and any one of you green eyed bitches would kill for it.

Instead of trashing her, go on a fucking diet. Or better yet try a treadmill. Then maybe your next husband won't leave you for his twenty year old secretary with a "surfboard" body.

^ more or less a contractually-obligated comment on this type of post

*sniffs* Do I smell fat people in here?
I think I do! They're always the ones who get pissy when people make fun of celebrities.

27. Posted by mikewall - agreed - I'd like to see some Vida ass if possible every once in awhile.

And furthermore, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of her face as a little manly. My husband disagrees of course (he's all about it), and who ISN'T envious of her body - that body makes her millions. It's fucking phenominal, if a little too straight... but she gotta sell clothes, yall. Gotsta look like a hanger.

I thought Halloween was held on the 31st of October?

Why the hell is she dressed up like skeletor after doing several crunches?

#48....why are you here?

Any time someone doesn't like something that I like, I'm going to call them a fatty.

She can triangle choke me anyday with those legs.

lol, #50... *sniffs* Do I smell middle aged fat guys commenting on how hot (and completely out of your league) Gisele is? They're always the first to crack fat jokes.
I'm a slender woman, by the way, who also happens to wear bigger than, say, Gisele's whopping double A cup. Any guy that likes tit-less, ass-less, overly muscular women might wanna take a look into his apparent sexuality issues.

im pretty sure you already posted these pictures... and you said it made her mother in law look like a midget.

#54 I don't know, that sounds a little bit sarcastic. I don't like sarcasm. Fatty.

absolutely right #26, that's a dude.

Today's "supermodels" might be nice clothes hangers but most do nothing for my johnson.

jesus titty fucking christ these bahama ads are lame!!

yeah, right now the page is having a problem with staleness. instead of the old pics of gisele and mariah, maybe something new, like mariah gnawing on gisele. that would be different. or leo showing up to breastfeed with mommy pesci, with the last pic being a high-res closeup of him getting a thick dark nipple hair caught in his mouth. i'm guessing we're all pretty much hoping for something along those lines.

Gisele, never let your friends leave the house showing more rolls than a bakery.

I'd f**k her on the beach or in a dog kennel, if you catch my meaning...

you put this she-man next to cindy crawford and is is a fucking joke.
the only people who would be jealous of giseles body are gay men. im a guy and to call this piece of shit a supermodel makes me very sad. she does not deserve ten cents.
arent supermodels supposed to make you hard and happy and just take your breath away? be stunning?
it makes me very sad that there is also nothing better for me to see at this time when im bombarded by the media constantly wherever i go in new york. there is nothing to get excited over anymore. perhaps that will change maybe hopefully.
most of the Vs models suck now, and are nothing. alessandra is nice...but what i am saying is..the supermodel is dead.

i love how this is posted as if it's a rare treat to see gisele in a bikini. what's the breaking news? that she's wearing jorts instead of a thong?

maybe we should kick her in the balls maybe then she'll go the fuck away.

dont know why she should go away...

www.carpemundus.com - go away...to my house

that one dog can really stand on its hind legs! (the one in the red harness)

If anyone cares what I think (not likely, but it's never stopped me before): her face, eh, yeah, it's a little angular. She's not the most beautiful from the neck up, but from the neck down, she's smokin'. She's a supermodel because she's 6 feet tall and has a great body. If she was 5'4", she'd be the prettiest girl working at McDonald's. The fashion people want chicks that are at least 5'9" because they think clothes look better on tall people. They made a rare exception for Kate Moss, who is, I believe, only 5'7". They can fake good skin and hair with makeup and lighting and hair stylists, but you can't fake height. Fashion is run by idiots.

P.S. I didn't know people felt so strongly about dogs on the beach. I shall consider myself warned, if I ever go to a beach.

i think kate moss was 5' 9" originally, when she first began to model, but then she ground down and snorted 2" of her own bones. i read that somewhere.

. I take the Gieser over Moss any day of the week. 6 foot ... 5 foot ... or anything in between.

#14 - the only thing "versatile" about Kate Moss' face is that both her nostrils and her mouth are suitable for "blow". Two for in, one for in & out.
Now getdafugouttahere!!

#19 - Kyle, please understand that you're not text messaging a cell phone here. Write correctly or STFU because no one here wants to interpret shit into English, OK?

Oh, how we long for the days of the younger Christy Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, etc. when the supermodels truly were beautiful to behold.

"Oh, how we long for the days of the younger Christy Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, etc. when the supermodels truly were beautiful to behold."

Damned straight, up 'til the mid 90's? a supermodel used to be fiiiiiine. Now, all we get is, these anorexic, crackho' looking skanks with big feet and nasty 'tudes.

I think she looks great. She's a fucken supermodel for christ sake but yet people still have to piss and moan about her. one word - JEALOUS!
If she had a bit more meat on her i bet some of you would be saying how fat she was! She is nothing like Nicole or Keira. her body is just right. You just can't win on superfish!

Not to get off topic, but where in holy hell is the background Superfish is using from? It's driving me crazy!!!

It's true, Giselle is not pretty in a Christy Brinkley kind of way, but I'll tell you what...I'd sell my grandmother to the Arabs to have a body like hers.

It's smart of Giselle to use the ugliest dogs she could find as foils so she can look better by comparison. Her pets are ugly, too.

I don't think commenters who criticize Giselle are necessarily jealous, they just don't appreciate her type of beauty...but I'll tell you what...I'd sell my grandmother to the Arabs to have a body like hers. Oh, I already said this.

yeah she does have a man face, which was the original point if I recall correctly. And I am a dude so how the fuck could I be jealous, you stupid fucks.

actually i admire giselle. she's a girl with the body of a boy and the face of man in an on-again off-again relationship with a man who looks like a boy(lover) whose mansiere-wearing mom looks like a pesci. what's not to like?

Hey man what's with the insulting of her dogs i think they are gorgeous!
These dogs are real dogs. I want the cream coloured one!

Who the mother FUCK gives a SHIT about about these goddamned DOGS??? And who the hell is this chick anyway??? Where the hell is my GOSSIP???

I'm at work and I'm bored!

What, is he on vacation or something?

#81 Does seem a little less newsy than usual.
Maybe he was vacationing at Susanne Summer's house.

Suzanne Somers*
Whatever - I hate Hollywood spellers.

Adriana Lima is hotter... and she's Cherry, Juuuust like me. Uh-huh. That's right.

the "hot" chick behind gis is leonardo's mother.

Hmmmm so, DiCaprio's mom is one rough looking trick, is she in the construction business?

What are those cream colored dogs? Does their coloring indicate that they are Frenchies? That supermodel looks like a man!

This is officially the gayest thread ever and I hate all of you.

That's Leonardo di Caprio's mom!!!

she's in the construction truck-stop business...

Listen, and listen good:

Tall thin chicks are GREAT bangs. They ride on top without weighing you down, you can flip fast and quick, and their ass rides at the PERFECT level when she's on all four, or better yet, feet on the floor bent over some furniture.

And, for some reason, they tend to have fresher smelling vags, for some reason. Not musty like the fatties posting here tearing this beauty down.

gisele's smells fresher because she can curl over and lick herself, that's how long and limber she is. she and her dogs all line up and do it together at home, while leo helps his mom with her shaving (takes quite a bit of time). they're a very clean people.

This is one of the only places I know where a girl that's in shape and takes care of herself gets called a 'man'.

Maybe someone needs to come to the Midwest and take pictures of all the fat chicks we have here if 'in shape' is not the in thing anymore.

those dogs are ugly, I'd take my akita/lab mix and jack russell over those squaty uglies any day.

She does have a mannish face buuuuut I'd still hit it.

Brazilian girls are usually curvier and fuller, she needs to put on a few pounds and walk around in a thong, represent your country girl!

# 90 Ph7 - Thanks for the litmus test.
How are they on the 'personality' thing and can they bake decent chocolate cookies ?
(Just wondering)

PB - I seem to recall you making that claim back before Christmas, but all of our calls for a pic of you and your cans went unanswered. Guess we'll never know.

#92 - she's being called a man not because of her body but because of her face. She has a manly looking face in these photos.

#81 & 82 - plenty of celeb news was made today. But in typical K-A-R-L Fish style, we won't see it until Thursday. Here are some headlines for you to gnaw on until then:
- Trump Widens War With Rosie O'Donnell
Jan 9, 5:20 PM (ET)

By DAVID BAUDER
NEW YORK (AP) - A reported backstage confrontation, Donald Trump calling Barbara Walters a liar, the developer's feud with Rosie O'Donnell is a gift that keeps on giving for gossip columnists. And it can't get any tougher for the broadcast legend caught in the middle.

Trump sent a letter to O'Donnell on Tuesday, distributed by the TV show "The Insider," saying Walters told him in a private conversation that working with O'Donnell is "like living in hell."

- Hilton's Lawyer Enters Not Guilty Pleas

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Paris Hilton pleaded not guilty Tuesday to misdemeanor drunken driving charges following her arrest last fall for allegedly weaving around a Hollywood street in her Mercedes-Benz.

It's not difficult to keep up, unless you own Superficial.com

She has a great body.

Not a big fan of her face though.

It's nice to be home btw.

Oh, and for the ladies who like Leonardo, you wanna see the future?

There's mister king o' the world in 20years wearing a red tanktop. Nice beefy biceps too.

enjoy

hizzot.

HA! That picture's like a before and after...

my sex reassignment surgery, that is!

I've always thought that Gisele had a very beautiful face, and probably the world's best body. It really amazes me that people here are saying she has an ugly face. I'd like to see YOU get on the cover of Victoria's Secret, then. Actually, I'd pay good money to see pictures of all the fat jealous hags and scrawny dorks living in their mom's basements, calling her "ugly". Especially next to Leo's dumpy bag of potatoes mother.

Oh, and btw, Gisele doesn't look like a man. Now, those pictures of Keira Knightley in a bikini with her kinda scary six-pack, on the other hand...

I've always thought that Gisele has a somewhat masculine look to her, but she has a killer body.

#103-104 - Aaaahhhh, Ass Troll. I thought you would have committed a mercy suicide by now, for the sake of the rest of us. But then I said to myself, self, how could Ass Troll ride your nuts like a homosexual squirrel if he were to perform self-inflicted murder? It's all about the groupies after all...

She has a great body but her face.....not so good. She looks like a male, 70's rock star. Like she should be in the Doobie Brothers or some shit.

oops--Rich, lookit.

FYI to all Unattractive and Jealous Gossip Bloggers who drive Camrys: The woman is a Goddess. I don't think most models I've seen are as good looking as every day women I see on the street...but Giselle sure is one of the few who is actually physicaly and Godly--beautiful. She wouldn't even bother to spit at you for saying such a thing. Loser-BooZER

right on #105! I should have said ditto before having to post #111.

I beg your pardon.........Camry is Car and Driver's Car of the Year...

I don't know how you guys can make fun of someone who is famous just because of the way their parents genes came together. Giselle worked hard to be born tall and beautifull. Do you think it's easy being born incredibly hot? Huh do you? Do you know what it's like to wake up in the morning knowing your worth millions just becuase of something you had no control over and have exploited to the fullest? No I bet you don't. The pain of the supermodel is one of the great tradgedies of the modern age.

And if you don't agree well, your obviously a fattie

#108 - I hear Jack Kevorkian is about to be released from prison (if he's not already paroled). Give him a call - he can help your troll love on the business end of a .45!

#111 - Everyone knows goddesses eat, and judging by pic #11, I would say this "No Thanks, I'll Just Have a Salad" bitch doesn't fit that description. I think she has a shrine to the people who invented airbrushing. And purging.

#115 - I do it all for the fans... oh and Jesus Christ... and Satan, because I'm all about equilibrium and shit.

397 wedgeone- I enjoy telling people that I am good looking just as I enjoy vodka tonics. And since it is true and I feel honesty is the best policy, I feel compelled to continue. BUT Sweetie, posting a pic of myself on the TrollFish is dangerous business. I know that promptly I would see myself photoshopped licking Rosie's crotch elsewhere.
So I will keep dropping comments about myself for you. Cuz I love you.

Someday, PB. Someday ....

I'd do them together as the ultimate mother, daughter threesome. No guilt because they're not blood, and really they shouldn't even be hanging out. Poor Leo. That poor skank.

now my only fantasy is getting a belly dance from mrs dicaprio...

Gisele is so hot. If more people looked like her the world would be a better place.

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she's laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo's mom, I think she's adorable!

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she's laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo's mom, I think she's adorable!

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she's laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo's mom, I think she's adorable!

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she's laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo's mom, I think she's adorable!

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she's laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo's mom, I think she's adorable!

Oops! Sorry that message is posted so many times! I'm having trouble with my computer. It froze and the Post Your Comment button was the only thing I could click on. Anyway, my opinion is the best one, so it makes sense for you all to read over and over! Heehee...Just kidding.