Jan 31 2007Daniel Radcliffe to show off his dong with a horse

This news has been around since late last year, but I guess it took an erotic photoshoot with a horse for everybody to start caring. 17-year-old Daniel Radcliffe is set to star in the London revival of the Tony award winning play Equus. The original calls for full frontal nudity including a scene where the main character simulates a sex act while riding naked on a horse. Who knows how faithful the new version will be, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed. And by "keeping my fingers crossed" I mean I've got a knife ready to lop off my penis if that horrible day ever comes.
A ton more of a half-naked Harry Potter looking ready to get it on with his horse after the jump. Thanks to all the bestiality perverts that sent this in.





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Reader Comments
1. Danner - January 31, 2007 8:56 AM
Whaaaat. More girls dammit!
2. grateful - January 31, 2007 8:57 AM
haha
3. D'oh Eyes - January 31, 2007 8:59 AM
Ejacto cumtronum!
4. BarbadoSlim - January 31, 2007 8:59 AM
WoW, that doesn't look gay at all...
5. GooniesNeverSayDie - January 31, 2007 9:01 AM
Hermione is better looking than the horse.
6. NipsyHustle - January 31, 2007 9:02 AM
he's not even looking at the vag in his face.
where is the penis shot. oh wait, that would be kiddy porn. forget i asked.
7. magickal - January 31, 2007 9:07 AM
Hahhrree Pottah......is THAT yaw dong???
8. Celetina - January 31, 2007 9:07 AM
I thought the play was about a guy sexually attracted to a horse, and the leading lady didn't interest him? or whatever?
I understand wanting to expand your range, but this doesn't seem like a brilliant career move. A Tony does not automatically equal success. Also, is that actress under 18 too? Otherwise I imagine she's a bit leery of having to touch a half-naked underage boy. "Just pretend he's Brad Pitt..."
9. 86 - January 31, 2007 9:07 AM
Hairy hairy penis shots are not hot.
10. karifarrell - January 31, 2007 9:08 AM
Holy Hell...who is that guy? The kid that plays Harry Potter? Yes, I know I'm the only person on earth who has never seen the Potter movies, but is that him? Cause then that is really twisted...
11. 86 - January 31, 2007 9:10 AM
It was bound to happen. The Hairy Potter image couldn't last forever.
12. 86 - January 31, 2007 9:11 AM
They should put these in an A&F ad cuz it looks like that's who styled the photoshoot.
13. misanthrope - January 31, 2007 9:11 AM
That horse is hot.
14. Courtney - January 31, 2007 9:14 AM
This must be like Christmas for gay men everywhere.
15. clarkehead - January 31, 2007 9:15 AM
Now I know what was in Harry's Chamber of Secrets.
Helllllo Frisssco!
16. Shadow*Walker - January 31, 2007 9:16 AM
Sorry kid, but you'll never shake off being Harry Potter. He could come out with a porno and there'd be internet buzz about a 'Harry Potter Porn.'
Now that that's out of the way, I can say JESUS FUCK ARGDHDGKJHD. And it's time for someone to trim their bush; what's he trying to do, grow a cabbage patch?
17. Jedi Kevin - January 31, 2007 9:16 AM
What is with the massive clump of public hair?
18. Jedi Kevin - January 31, 2007 9:19 AM
pubic. haha.
19. HollyJ - January 31, 2007 9:19 AM
I'm waiting to see his Nimbus 2007.
20. Ramdonomo - January 31, 2007 9:20 AM
I wanna see all the lil fangirls photoshop Draco's head onto the last one. AHAHAHAHA.
21. JaeMae - January 31, 2007 9:20 AM
Anyone see this kid on BBC's "Extra's" last week? Hiiiilarious.
22. JaeMae - January 31, 2007 9:22 AM
#19- HA!
23. 86 - January 31, 2007 9:22 AM
This kid should like, do lots of drugs and bang alot of chicks REALLY soon.
24. jrzmommy - January 31, 2007 9:25 AM
Harry Potter and the Horsedick of Doom.
25. ESQ - January 31, 2007 9:25 AM
Whoa! Daniel has got more than a happy trail..more like a thicket..one word for you "wax."
26. 86 - January 31, 2007 9:27 AM
Hairy Potter and the Closet of Horseschlong.
27. whitegold - January 31, 2007 9:30 AM
WTF?!? This just feels so wrong on so many levels!!! How could they do this to innocent little Harry Potter!!! So weird...
28. fame is funny - January 31, 2007 9:33 AM
Just one problem. I've heard of a horse, but who is Daniel Radcliffe again?
29. Naid - January 31, 2007 9:35 AM
Its not really kiddy porn. They're from the UK where the laws of being an adult are 16 iirc. I think he looks good ( yeye im a harry potter fangurl!! *puke*) Thanks for the male eyecandy fish, its a nice change from all the half naked puss flashing whores youve had up lately
30. sexybitch - January 31, 2007 9:36 AM
#3 Thanks, there's coffee all over my monitor.
31. RichPort - January 31, 2007 9:38 AM
When I (very occasionally) mention that I'm hung like a horse, this isn't what I have in mind. I might have to save that young girl from Harry Potter's tiny hairy wand and give her firm butt the pounding it deserves.
32. F-Sucker - January 31, 2007 9:40 AM
I wish Hermione had done this movie instead.
Where's some shirtless pictures of that gal?
33. tits_on_snack - January 31, 2007 9:41 AM
Equus. I remember reading the book or screenplay years ago, but I don't recall a single thing about it.
And spanking girls with hairy wands, #31? Doesn't sound too appealing.
34. fame is funny - January 31, 2007 9:41 AM
Oh snap, that's THE harry potter? I thought that was a comical comparison. On the other hand, I'm really glad I didn't know his name.
35. Danklin - January 31, 2007 9:42 AM
Its really too bad they couldnt get Emma Watson to play the girl.
36. sexybitch - January 31, 2007 9:43 AM
So much for the magic wand.
37. bigponie - January 31, 2007 9:43 AM
they need to change his character name to "dirty harry"
38. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 9:44 AM
BoOoOoring!Who cares about a boy who rather has a horse instead of this blondine?
39. tits_on_snack - January 31, 2007 9:45 AM
Oh and LOL at all the guys here so insecure with themselves that they freak out about a post with a shirtless dude in it and call it gay and demand pictures of girls.
Like there aren't celebrity bikini shots posted on here twelve times a day. Ninnies. Get a grip.
40. jrzmommy - January 31, 2007 9:45 AM
It's Harry Potter and his horse, Dick.
OR
It's Harry Potter and his horse dick.
Harry Potter and the Equine Sorcerer's Magic Wand
41. PrettyBaby - January 31, 2007 9:47 AM
This is the funniest post and comments on the Fish I think fucking ever. I love #17 & 18 and #14
#39 tits Darlin- Are you telling you this doesn't seem gay to you or something worse???? Christ girl.
42. anothershityear - January 31, 2007 9:48 AM
questions :
* what does the white horse mean? i don't watch gay porn, so i'm not familiar with the symbolism involved
* is this whole thing technically underage in England, where age is 16?
* would this even have been news if it happened 2 years from now, when this geek will be 19? (aka the B. Spears syndrome)
* will this trigger a "Hairy Peter" spinoff of gay videos? just wondering if they have the same ridiculous naming conventions that straight porn does
* what would Eric Cartman say about all this?
Disclaimer: these questions are not to be construed as offensive to any particular group, i have two cousins who blah blah bullshit bullshit
43. misanthrope - January 31, 2007 9:49 AM
He really looks like he doesn't want to do it with the young lady.
44. PrettyBaby - January 31, 2007 9:49 AM
#29- Did you just call this male eye-dandy??? I... um... what???
Where's that Troll when we need him?!
45. tits_on_snack - January 31, 2007 9:50 AM
41. It's supposed to be. It's Equus. It's supposed to be a little wrong, erotic, homosexually disturbing, and weird. Of course I see that. I'm not having a fit about it, that's all.
By the way are you implying that there's something worse than gayness? Because there isn't. Jesus says so.
46. ponk - January 31, 2007 9:50 AM
i do believe that's a Lippazanner.
47. PrettyBaby - January 31, 2007 9:50 AM
#43 misanthrope Yeah he certainly does not and she looks stricken with pain the last pic. I am guessing she needed the money.
48. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 9:51 AM
I dunno what happened with his navel in the first pic.But that looks quite like a Beckham-coupe.
49. themailman - January 31, 2007 9:51 AM
31-you seem to be dreaming loud here. It's sad to see that all you have to answer all the time is about sex...small world...
50. Lowlands - January 31, 2007 9:52 AM
Sorry i mean the 2nd pic.Hahahaha!
51. misanthrope - January 31, 2007 9:55 AM
@47... Her hand is barely touching him... The one down by his harry potter.
52. PrettyBaby - January 31, 2007 9:59 AM
She looks like Celine Dion.
53. tits_on_snack - January 31, 2007 9:59 AM
Ew natural body hair. Men should all be hairless and slippery like an oiled up dolphin's fetus.
54. magickal - January 31, 2007 10:01 AM
#18 - well, it's public hair now, isn't it?!
55. N'Arianne - January 31, 2007 10:03 AM
nr 42. All I know is that Eric would say: Screw (that horse) you guys, I am going home.
Seriosuly...who would want to see this? Why is it even posted here? Anyway...I guess after being a kiddy star all the pervs in the world will be drooling after him, getting it on with a horse will get him fans amongst animal lovers. Yeah...animal lovers. Get it? Damn...I am funny. AND hot. And smart...
What was I talking about..? :P
56. GGIRL - January 31, 2007 10:04 AM
Dude! You got to get some tan -at least!-...and a mask to cover up that dick face. Give a break! Por favor!Que asco!
57. GGIRL - January 31, 2007 10:05 AM
Uggly nipples..
58. lambman - January 31, 2007 10:07 AM
The play is really good, its creepy and bizzare.
I don't think it has any gay content, its mostly about a kid who's screwed up because his dad is mad the mom puts up pictures of Jesus so he replaces them with pics of a horse. Also the kid was most likely molested by a guy on horseback at the beach when he was little.
Any play the ends with a naked teenager stabbing 9 horses in the eye is OK in my book.
59. lambman - January 31, 2007 10:08 AM
Oh and the chick has MAN HANDS
60. Sarahpalooza - January 31, 2007 10:09 AM
#28 = hilarious
Radcliffe's been terrified of being typecast as Harry Potter for years, it's all he ever effing talks about in interviews.
I guess he's just overly desparate to shed that Harry Potter image. One problem, there are still 3 movies yet to be released. Looks like he's going to have to find another scandal after this one takes to the back burner in about.. 20 minutes..
.. Heroin addiction, anyone? Can't wait!!
61. HollyJ - January 31, 2007 10:11 AM
59 not as bad as Uma Thurman.. that bitch has the ugliest man hands on earth
He stabs the horses?!?! dont tell me shit like that ! he can stab miss man-hands, but not the horses
62. schack - January 31, 2007 10:12 AM
tits_on_schack:
how are you stealing my thoughts? are you friends with l. ron hubbard, or something?
63. schack - January 31, 2007 10:14 AM
FULL FRONTALL, eh? i guess hairy has got something to prove! let's hope it's something we don't already know...
64. bigponie - January 31, 2007 10:21 AM
Dumbledore is not gonna like this.
65. magickal - January 31, 2007 10:28 AM
Everybody, please let me introduce you to #49, Juliathemailman.
66. kamihi - January 31, 2007 10:37 AM
I did not want to see Harry Potters pubes while I was eating, or even at all for that matter. Hes a cute wizard kid not a guy with loads of pubes. UGH!
67. fuckmeimirish - January 31, 2007 10:51 AM
So Hot!! I love a man who does'nt remove every trace of hair from his body, proves he has no gay tendancies!!
68. themailman - January 31, 2007 11:06 AM
66- I was just thinking the same thing....
69. Jenster - January 31, 2007 11:09 AM
i can't get over the way he's longingly looking at the horse, and how he's "not so impressed" with the girl in front of him.
*full body wretch*
70. themailman - January 31, 2007 11:10 AM
the next shots will probably be him on top of the horse... lets wait and see.
71. em167 - January 31, 2007 11:18 AM
LOL #28... I had no idea who that was until I started reading... as far as the pics go - gross.
72. Dragon Management - January 31, 2007 11:24 AM
Oh, that's SOOOOOO 2006.
Thank you, Kevin Smith's Clerks II, for making interspecies erotica kid-friendly!
"Oh my, Harry! I can see your hogwarts!"
73. wedgeone - January 31, 2007 11:25 AM
#7 & 54 - lol. You're on FIRE today!!
Must agree with #56 - the pale white skin tone isn't desirable. Neither is the lack of pectoral muscles combined with the misshapen, protruding abdomen.
Gotta change the workout regimen, DannyBoy!
74. spineofsnake - January 31, 2007 11:25 AM
i hate harry potter and i hate bestiality. everything about this makes me SICK.
*goes off to vomit*
75. downshine - January 31, 2007 11:28 AM
intense happy trail
76. PrettyBaby - January 31, 2007 11:31 AM
#74 I think it is safe to say most people 'hate beastiality' Funny though of you to state that most obvious of points!!
77. noac - January 31, 2007 11:34 AM
16, you'll never throw off the whole I critique kids pubes on the internet thing.
plus get a tan and I would.
78. misanthrope - January 31, 2007 11:40 AM
@74... Is that ALL beastiality or are turtles okay? Cause turtles, well... we all know what they are like. Right?
79. PunjabPete - January 31, 2007 11:41 AM
Good god... I will say this... If he can convince people he is actually attracted to the chick, more power to him... Cuz that kid is gayer than a $3 bill...
And the play just sounds ducky... What, no fecal matter? I guess masterbation on horse back will have to do... Hello, time for another Tony award...
80. PrettyBaby - January 31, 2007 11:41 AM
#77 Good Lord.
81. DrunkBlogger - January 31, 2007 11:44 AM
#65
I didn't really read your comment. Just kidding.
82. KimIsSarcastic - January 31, 2007 11:50 AM
To the guys beating off to little Harry Potter: "I'm Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC"
83. dystopia - January 31, 2007 12:12 PM
@3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
84. melady2952 - January 31, 2007 12:44 PM
Ok Daniel, we get it! You're grown up!
You don't have to parade around naked in pictures or play a horndog after older women in Extras.
I don't think parents of wee Potter fanatics are going to be too happy about these pictures.
85. Shelley Bonnechance - January 31, 2007 12:48 PM
I'm about to hyperventilate from reading these posts.
#3, 4, 14, 19... too funny
I may never recover from "public hair."
I can't look at the pictures. Looking at a nearly-naked 17-year-old would surely damage my corneas.
86. woodhorse - January 31, 2007 1:07 PM
Yeah! I get to ruin the movie for you! The first one starred Richard Burton as the psychiatrist who is treating the boy for blinding, slashing the throats of the horses where he works and comes to find out that he's doing that because he can't live with the accusatory looks he gets from the horses after he rapes them. And the girl can't understand why the boy can't get it up for her. Evidently they don't relieve themselves on sheep in England the way that good old hillbillies do because I never heard of a hillbilly wasting good sheep meat like that. Enjoy the movie.
87. Shanipie - January 31, 2007 1:19 PM
That might be the most nauseating picture. No wait I take that back I saw Britney's greasy face on a magazine in the grocery store earlier today, but this is still pretty disturbing.
88. ambrosia - January 31, 2007 1:21 PM
I don't know but even if ( im not saying it is) the age of consent is 17 in Europe isn't this child porn. We are in America and viewing it here applies to our rules.
89. FYIAD - January 31, 2007 1:22 PM
Yes, yes, YES!
I can already feel the fanart coming on...
90. Adrine - January 31, 2007 1:30 PM
Why is he so hairy and pale? Maybe these pictures are just for that Daniel wants everybody know that he has pubic hair now?
91. King Gaspi - January 31, 2007 1:33 PM
Just give a bunch of american fat ass some art and that's how they will respond. Thank you all, now I understand better the puritans and why they didn't wanted you in sixteen century !
92. MadSeason - January 31, 2007 1:46 PM
Lyke daaaaaaaymn.
93. whimsicalred - January 31, 2007 2:00 PM
so, i know most of you probably have this site translated into simple stick-figures for you by your older siblings so you can understand it, but those among the literate of us realize that equus is an amazing, albeit disturbing, play and dan radcliffe is more respectable and versatile an actor for being in it.
also: why you all gotta hate on the pale kids? some of us CAN'T tan, deal with it.
94. kathleen170 - January 31, 2007 2:12 PM
He needs a tan.
95. D'oh Eyes - January 31, 2007 3:12 PM
Well whimsicalred, you're really slumming it then, aren't you? Shouldn't you adjusting your cravat and getting ready to step out for a show? Have some port for me and have a scintillating evening. Good night sir.
And in case you're a female, STFU you fatass.
96. D'oh Eyes - January 31, 2007 3:13 PM
*be*
97. SMastaFunk - January 31, 2007 3:18 PM
Is it just me, or does that horse look a little embarrassed?
98. Shellie82 - January 31, 2007 3:18 PM
Oh dear is it wrong that i think Harry Potter looks HOT in these pics!??!
99. Shadow*Walker - January 31, 2007 3:42 PM
#77. Lamest. Comment. Ever.
100. Shadow*Walker - January 31, 2007 3:42 PM
Hairy Penis and the Sorcerer's Boner
101. Truthseeker013 - January 31, 2007 3:44 PM
Uhhhh, Author Person- *why* would you use the knife to chop off *your* penis? The logical thing is to lop of Harry's Potter...
102. flauccinaucinihilipilifcation - January 31, 2007 3:58 PM
He uses his magic stick to 'giddy-up' the horsey... Whatta cowboy!
103. Nikky Raney - January 31, 2007 4:10 PM
that is definitely the most disgusting thing in the entire world. how the hell does harry potter get offered that. that is repulsive.
104. Shiro Usagi - January 31, 2007 4:47 PM
@ 71. I am watching Clerks II now. As I was reading your comment, Randal and Elias were standing in front of the computer talking about the donkey-show.
"That's bestiality, Randal!!"
Best. movie. ever.
I love guys, but something about those pictures makes my stomach turn. Maybe it's the freaky snail-highway. Or perhaps the bony torso. Or maybe that weird way that he's looking at the horse that reminds me of the way the Sexy Stud says "I miss my donkey.." in Clerks II.
Maybe it's the fact the chick hugging him looks about 40 with a lot of plastic surgery from the front. She looks fine with her back turned tho.
Anyway, I'm off to throw up!
105. Knickers O'Muffin - January 31, 2007 4:51 PM
Looks like someone took his Skelegro. I wonder if he'll be able to capture Hermione's Golden Snatch! I mean, Snitch!
106. noac - January 31, 2007 5:25 PM
99* Lowest sperm count ever
107. RichPort - January 31, 2007 5:35 PM
49. "small world", ...
Indeed, just like my cock. I am certain that you all correctly suspect that I am hung like a bug, not a horse, and compensate for my deep inadequacy by pretending to have measurable cockage.
However, I was once fucked by a horse, does that count?
108. Denimpetal - January 31, 2007 6:04 PM
I want him NOW
109. Shelley Bonnechance - January 31, 2007 7:46 PM
Here's the URL to a synopsis of "Equus."
http://us.penguingroup.com/static/rguides/us/equus.html
I suggest that you not read it while eating, unless you're really, really excited about pretentious theatahhh that views topics like child-molesting, horse-blinding and other fun subjects like that as "art."
Uuuurp...
110. invictuspiritus - January 31, 2007 8:31 PM
I was a huge fan...now I'm throwing up in my mouth.
111. LolaStar - January 31, 2007 8:34 PM
#3-funniest comment ever...hahahahahaha
112. shofaz - January 31, 2007 8:44 PM
He's hot.
#3 and #7 you're the best!!!
113. hobieluv83 - January 31, 2007 9:59 PM
Roar. he just gets better looking as he ages. PS, the legal age of consent in England is 17. He turned 17 last year, therefore these photos and the nudity are all legal. So he can't have sex in the US, but in England he's fine. I'd never do a 17 year old though. Call me in 3 years.
114. lovelylips - January 31, 2007 11:21 PM
HOT DAMN!
This play will put all those Mexican horse shows out of business!
115. lovelylips - January 31, 2007 11:30 PM
#93 - a boy masterbating on a horse and then raping them is art? dammit! i need to get in touch with my creative side.
we should all listen to #93! britney spears flashy her beaten puss is art in the making as well!
116. theropes - January 31, 2007 11:49 PM
http://banners.broadwayworld.com/equus/equus_col4_hires.jpg
So what happens next?
117. Spetsnaz - February 1, 2007 2:41 AM
Harry Potter is absolutely unattractive and unsexy! Why would anyone want to see even a small bit of his skinny ass?
118. Spetsnaz - February 1, 2007 2:42 AM
Harry Potter is absolutely unattractive and unsexy! Why would anyone want to see even a small bit of his skinny ass?
119. Spetsnaz - February 1, 2007 2:43 AM
Harry Potter is absolutely unattractive and unsexy! Why would anyone want to see even a small bit of his skinny ass?
120. MargeAggedon - February 1, 2007 5:49 AM
Could he be any paler? All those years in a dark cave playing with his wand I guess.
He looks pretty close to the horse but not so thrilled when the girl shows up.
So is this what one has to do to shake off the stink of child-stardom? He should just knock up some rich famous star and sit back and let the money/publicity roll in. You know, like that janitor... um... kevin federalcheck or whatever his name was.
121. woodhorse - February 1, 2007 6:02 AM
#109 - I ALREADY TOLD THE MOVIE IN #86.
122. woodhorse - February 1, 2007 6:06 AM
#107 RICHPORT that took a lot of courage to admit that you were fucked by a horse. Most people won't come forward when they have been raped so the true statistics will never be known. I feel bad enough for you that I will give you a hint for your query:
horse=year, wood=element. And, no, I'm not Chinese.
123. pinochio - February 1, 2007 6:30 AM
She looks like a man.
He looks more in love with the horse.
Pubic.
124. FecalPellets - February 1, 2007 6:31 AM
He looks more interested in the horse...
125. FecalPellets - February 1, 2007 6:43 AM
FUCK! Damn slow TypeKey...
126. woodhorse - February 1, 2007 6:44 AM
#123 and #124, yes, YOU ARE RIGHT. But I already explained this in #86. What is the point in ruining a movie for everyone if they don't read the last page first??
127. EgbertNobacon - February 1, 2007 6:48 AM
@113 The age of consent is actually 16 in Britain, so you can lust without fear.
As for all the comments saying that Daniel R looks more interested in the horse than the girl, I believe this is what is known as acting. Equus is the story of a young man with a strong sexual attraction to horses after all.
128. djfredflintstone - February 1, 2007 6:58 AM
That horse is hot.
129. FecalPellets - February 1, 2007 7:26 AM
Ok woodhorse, I went back & read the spoiler(It was a very nice movie spoiler BTW :P). Glad I don't have to watch it now, lol
130. RichPort - February 1, 2007 7:52 AM
#122 - It's still a stupid fucking name. Nice try being all esoteric and shit. Just choose gwai-lo, then call me when you hop off of Wally's dick.
131. hellcat1983 - February 1, 2007 8:11 AM
All I have to say is.....that poor horse!!!
132. crazyotto - February 1, 2007 8:34 AM
hes no wizard, hes a fairy and that whole hairy pooter thing is crap
133. Pizzikatie - February 1, 2007 9:02 AM
WOW... he sure screwed the Harry Potter people over!! How many moms are going to let their kids watch him if he's prancing around like a nancy, all naked with a horse?
134. Phoneme - February 1, 2007 9:36 AM
Oh fuck! I'm so dissillusioned right now! And I used to think that Harry Potter doesn't have pubes yet!!! Come to think of it I still don't believe he has a weener. But maybe the horse has one.
135. Lizzle - February 1, 2007 9:45 AM
Hairy Pooter and the Goblet of Horse jism
136. tsarinaamanda - February 1, 2007 10:18 AM
Ok, I don't remember what # it was, but somebody was asking about the significance of a white horse. AFAIK, there isn't any specific "white horse" terminology, although "white pony" is one name for cocaine, and it was also the name of a bitchin Deftones album. OTOH, "horse" is a term for heroin...not that anyone I know called it that, we called it the "H-bomb" and called coke "George Washington", or "George" for short...like, "Where's George, he was supposed to have been here an HOUR AGO, GODDAMMIT!", and so on. Anyways, I'm sure all of you feel more enriched for knowing that info. Now carry on...!
137. woodhorse - February 1, 2007 12:17 PM
Fuck You RichPort (Esoteric: rich=money, port=where all the sailors put in to ream you) - no wonder no one is nice to you. You can bet your community property ass that I'll never tell you about the tatoo....
138. Rosemary - February 1, 2007 2:37 PM
If I remember correctly, the play Equus involves no gay content. The boy worships horses, he doesn't molest them. He just gets really...um...excited when he rides them. Then he tries to have sex with a girl in a stable, but freaks out when the horses - his gods - are watching.
It's bizarre, yeah, but if any other actor were playing the part, it wouldn't be near as big of a deal.
139. Shelley Bonnechance - February 1, 2007 2:53 PM
"#109 - I ALREADY TOLD THE MOVIE IN #86."
And I'm very happy for you.
140. Bandeezee - February 1, 2007 3:33 PM
BARBARO!!!!
141. wedgeone - February 1, 2007 3:48 PM
#137 - wanted to let you know that this board has two RichPort's running around on it. Well, not really two. The REAL RichPort is tremendously witty and funny, while his shadow is a droll little tart who only posts about how gay he is. References to "Wally" and "Walrus" are of Rich's troll. No one is nice to the troll, and he likes that abuse. It's a "love me Daddy" complex that the troll can't overcome.
If you don't confuse real Rich with troll Rich, you'll be OK. Carry on.
142. EgbertNobacon - February 1, 2007 5:52 PM
These horse shots are publicity for a London stage play, not a movie. The majority of the kids who watch Harry Potter films are unlikely to see Radcliffe naked.
143. okiedoke - February 1, 2007 7:22 PM
Um, eewwww, eeewwwww, eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!
144. Ryan - February 1, 2007 8:22 PM
:)
145. RobbyRobster - February 2, 2007 11:22 AM
UGH, now I'm going to having nightmares of Harry Potter's pubes chasing me down the street. What the hell is up with that treasure trail of his? Its looks like hes got a cowlick.
146. MikiNoodles - February 2, 2007 6:27 PM
he looks more comfortable with the horse than with the girl
147. samarisam - February 2, 2007 6:49 PM
that poor poor horse
148. Cutiedew69 - February 5, 2007 3:47 PM
Man poor kid. There is no way he is ever going to get away from being Harry Potter. And he should have never tryed to by getting naked with a horse! Damn, he is the weirdest looking kid i have ever since. And to the people that say that the movie is only a big deal cause it's Harry potter ofcouse thats the only reason. Nobody, would have heard of the film. It's just creepy and weird.
149. getoff - February 5, 2007 8:01 PM
OMG, I have not laughed this hard in years. You people are hysterical. I wish I could invite you all to my house for a party.
Frankly, I think he looks hot. And the "pubic trail" is common in men, it is just regular hair that runs from the navel to the, uhh, nether regions.
Keep up the comments,ROFL.
150. Taylor - February 8, 2007 1:10 PM
He looked more attracted to that horse than girl.
151. woodhorse - February 11, 2007 9:19 AM
Sad #130, your psych assessment of me is way off. You went ballistic because you couldn't figure out something so simple for yourself and are taking it out on me by saying I am fucking a troll. The troll is fucking you. I still look forward to all your remarks. #141 thanks for the explanation - didn't know you could steal a sign-in, clever troll
152. no1justminda - February 12, 2007 2:38 AM
#3, that was great!
153. chris - February 17, 2007 3:57 PM
OMG he's HOT and the same age as me if only he was gay
by the way hes 18 now
154. hoghead - February 18, 2007 9:33 AM
These posts are really funny, Gay movie title: Harry Peter and the Sodomite's Buttbeads!
155. Wingz - February 24, 2007 10:38 PM
Ooooo... naughty harry potter... so this is what he does when hes not acting in movies... :O
156. xviewer - February 27, 2007 10:17 AM
course there will be LOTS of wifes and children who will suffer because of dad being a perv...
catch 22, this is...
157. xviewer - February 27, 2007 10:18 AM
i agree this is gonna be a molesters poster boy but it has nothing to do with homosexuals.
we all know the federal government stats list over %90 of the child porn and molesters as straight and married men.
maybe they should have one show where they give out free tickets to suspected molesters and when the lights dim, they arrest the bunch and take them off.
158. matt1428 - February 28, 2007 11:21 AM
SHOCK HORROR!!! 17 yr old male spotted with pubic hair! HOW BIZARRE!!! Er..no, I think you'll find they call that normal. Any girls and boys that like to see men's genitals without hair seem a bit suspect to me. Why not download some kiddy pics if you don't like the adult body?
159. ICraveFurBurgers - February 28, 2007 10:59 PM
I can't believe some of you are defending horse f*cking plays/movies. This is wack. Lets kick Hairy Twaters ass! HORSE f*cker!
160. Jim M - March 1, 2007 7:23 AM
#159....get your facts straight about what happens to the horses in the play, you're WAY off. Ignorance is not flattering!
161. Austrilalia - March 1, 2007 3:21 PM
OMFG!!! Is he gonna fuck the horse instead of the girl? That is sick and twisted,man! (By the way, i am a girl, so i am not gay in saying that he looks HOT!)
162. Benji28 - March 3, 2007 1:32 AM
If you'd like to see an uncut picture of Daniel Radcliffe naked, click here, his dong is quite impressive!! (you'll have to scroll down a little)
http://www.pekatkpital.com/
163. Jim M - March 3, 2007 11:24 AM
Benji28.......BLESS YOU!
164. Benji28 - March 6, 2007 8:40 AM
You're welcome, I actually find it very strange that it's the only website on the internet where you can really see the whole thing, I wonder why, if this photo has leaked, there's only one website to publish it! (refer to comment 162). Also I don't even thnk that pic is going to stay there very long, as they add news daily, it's slowly shifting down the page, in a few days it won't even be there anymore!! Or maybe in their archive I dunno! Also I am amused how some people get sooo shoked by the view of a willy! As if great heroes didn't have one! As if it was bad to show it... But that's still probably going to move the crowds to go and see it live!
165. DanielZen - March 11, 2007 6:30 AM
He's looking good. if i have time (and money) i want to go to that show.
Hey did you guys also know that here in the Netherlands you are allowed to have sex with animals *i don't want to know that, but anyway* I'm also 17 yo (actualy 2 months older than daniel radcliffe)
(PS: Could we get this show to Netherlands?, then i would like to play his role, since on street everyone thinks i'm daniel radcliffe(cause I look a lot like him) but could be kinda fun acting naked) PS2: I also wear glasses, am gay or bi (not sure), don't visit my site cause there's nothing on it yet.
Daniel Radcliffe rock and OMG he's hot (and he looks a little baggy on those pics, doesn't he?)
166. jrb1000 - March 14, 2007 9:04 PM
that picture ( http://www.pekatkpital.com/ ) is fake. you can tell that the penis and legs were added on. theres a line on his waist where the orginal picture ( second one from the top of this page) stopped and where the rest was added on. plus the horse seems to be floating without any legs. and below the picture (http://www.pekatkpital.com/) it says "Modificat" which i take translates to "modified", but im not sure. i dont know what language its in, looks like some form of spanish.
167. jrb1000 - March 14, 2007 9:09 PM
that picture ( http://www.pekatkpital.com/ ) is fake. you can tell that the penis and legs were added on. theres a line on his waist where the orginal picture ( second one from the top of this page) stopped and where the rest was added on. plus the horse seems to be floating without any legs. and below the picture (http://www.pekatkpital.com/) it says "Modificat" which i take translates to "modified", but im not sure. i dont know what language its in, looks like some form of spanish.
168. Cherst - March 15, 2007 4:00 PM
I say BRAVO! it takes a lot of courage to get up in front of s ton of people nude. I think it is his way of saying "i'm a man. Not some little boy from a movie series!" i admire his work.
169. stehrster - March 18, 2007 2:53 AM
Thank you post 167 for shooting down the link to that fake pic. There are not many "bootleg" pics from the show that are long lived on the net. Just keep searching and you'll find one eventually.
170. stehrster - March 18, 2007 2:55 AM
The only thing bad about this is his smoking. Even for an adult play, it's not cool for a guy with this much box office draw and influence over kids to be smoking, even for a role. Bad Daniel, bad!
171. Ven - March 20, 2007 7:55 AM
Benji28 - that picture is fake! or it must have been very cold the night i went to see the play teeheehee
172. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 11:03 PM
please, i never want to hear of this again
173. Emily - May 16, 2007 8:45 PM
Posted by Ramdonomo on January 31, 2007 9:20 AM
"I wanna see all the lil fangirls photoshop Draco's head onto the last one. AHAHAHAHA. "
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG YOU SO TOTALLY READ MY FREAKIN' MIND!!!
174. Jim Lynd - July 1, 2007 12:00 AM
Tits #45: Get a fucking life, will you?
If you've got a problem with "gay", don't try making it everybody elses problem, you twit!
175. jessy - July 14, 2007 1:29 AM
so, uhhh...how does the horse feel about this???
176. Roxy - July 15, 2007 6:20 PM
THIS KID IS BEAUTIFUL... AND THIS JUST SHOWS THAT HE IS MORE THAN THE LIL KID IN HARRY POTTER AND CAN DO ROLES THAT TAKE MORE OF A MATURE EYE TO LOOK AT...
177. ExZude - July 19, 2007 3:21 PM
WOW! One usually has to go to a convention of religious fundamentalists to find this level of puritanical narrowness. Of course, you've added intrigue by expressing your bigotry with sharp-edged humor and the kind of unskilled language the Church misses. So thank you for the high-brow stimulation. Beyond that, I don't think I've ever witnessed in one place so blatant an example of the power of advertising and the media in general to control public thinking. In a world where women most fear the critiquing of other women for not fitting the mold and where men give themselves over to groupthink for fear of the disapproval of other men, it's amazing that ANYbody must effect a completely artificial appearance in order to find approval in the shallowest of the population. Daniel Radcliffe's appearance is stunning, and I find it refreshing when ANYBODY stands out from the crowd. You people seem only impressed when a celebrity takes on the homogeneity of one of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible" video girls. Beyond that, "Equus" is a great and widely celebrated piece of art. It's time for all-about-money, all-about-appearances Americans to join the depth of other parts of the world and grow into its reputation for greatness--an event I doubt I'll witness, given the surface shallowness of the comments I've witnessed here. (Notable exceptions from #93 and #95 and a few others.)
178. ExZude - July 19, 2007 3:23 PM
Oops ... the exceptions were #91 and #93 and a few others.
179. Kami - July 22, 2007 10:15 AM
whoa he really needs to trim the tree thats way to much down there!
180. Acey - July 23, 2007 2:06 AM
Uhh, for the people accusing the play of kiddie porn, last time I check, Dan was over eighteen. I don't know if he somehow managed to get a few years younger before the play came out? Do your research, people. Immaturity is only okay on certain levels, but you're overdoing it.
181. Ariel - July 23, 2007 4:12 AM
dude, the horse doesn't care! but who is that girl??????!!!!!!! leave him alone- LOL
i saw pix of his butt........
182. The Bitchy Co-Director*jk* - July 25, 2007 12:47 AM
what? No, No, No! Daniel was supposed to do this with Emma, not some old blonde bitch! cut! *sigh* this isn't working for me.
im with you #43. I think he'd be better off banging Emma Watson than this blonde wanna be. Anyone else care to join the party?
183. brandon mclure - July 30, 2007 7:37 PM
i think that its not a big deal. he has to do somthing after harry potter and he might as well start now instead of getting trapped in the rut that countless child stars have fallen into.
184. iamawesome - July 31, 2007 5:37 AM
damn.
I like his ass. =)
They need to do this in Harry Potter more eh?
185. Ali - September 15, 2007 8:22 AM
wow harry potter whopeeeeeee for all the girls but that looks hot in the photo
186. Armin - December 5, 2007 2:04 AM
Oh my god!
187. YESI - December 24, 2007 3:38 PM
HI!! I,M ARGENTINIAN MY NAME IS YESICA ..
188. YESI - December 24, 2007 3:40 PM
HI!! I,M ARGENTINIAN MY NAME IS YESICA ..
189. jen - December 29, 2007 7:28 PM
i still think he's gay
190. lukas - December 29, 2007 7:30 PM
i though he was gay.
191. Jessaka - January 4, 2008 12:50 PM
Really, most of you all have so much damn time on your hands to say "He needs a tan" or bashing the photos or him rather than his acting (argumentum ad hominem, anyone?) .
These are promotional photos for the play he does. There was NO real horses OR beatiality OR sex in the play. If you're going to question, search "Equus" on answers.com and you'll get the story.
If you're going to argue about anything that requires facts, GET THEM.
If you've never seen him have sex with another guy, or hear HIM come out, he's NOT gay. Jesus Christ! (May be with you all ...hopefully)
99% of our bodies are covered with hair, some more than others.
Sure, he's always going to be the Harry Potter kid, but he's a man now. He's grown as an actor, and this was a project (actually pushed by J.K. Rowling to do it) to prove he can do anything as an actor. (You know, 'cause a lot of actors stick to the same thing/genre)
Stop being so closeminded everyone, really.
No person HAS to be tan (unattractive, really unless you live on a beach) pfft, and no one HAS to shave or wax any of their hair to meet any of your expectations.
Oh, and to puncture all your dreamy -creepy- thoughts :
Him and Emma are Harry Potter costars, and just friends. They're not conjoined twins, where they're going to be doing every single damn project together.
192. lexxi - October 26, 2008 9:49 PM
god i would love to fuck him so hard