oh please God say it isn't so.....

They're just bound and determined to fill that slot with a substance abuser aren't they.

HAHA you're NOT first, bitches! Or second or third.

And now the jokes will simply write themselves...

i swear i will never watch idol again if they replace paula with this sack of shit!

Que?

I hear that Lisa Marie Presley is available. Her credentials rank right up there with these two, but at least she's not constantly fucked up on alcohol or drugs. And she's a bit more tolerable to look at.

It just doesn't make sense... well, now that I think about it... Trading a drunky for a druggy. Ok - I'm in :)

Omg that would make watching Idol worth it haha.

I might actually start watching this crapfest if they dump Paula for Courtney. They're both unbelievably messed up, but I think Courtney is a little more entertaining about it. Paula's just sorta sad. Maybe Simon got tired of listening to Paula bitch about him, seeing as how he gave her a career and all. What the hell was she doing before Idol? Hostessing at an IHOP? Too bad Rick James is dead, he would've been awesome on Idol.

US Weekly? The same mag that said Lindsay Lohan died from eating too much food?

I don't know if she'll make it long enough to film any episodes. Her lips seem well on their way to swallowing the rest of her face.

hahaha, right like Simon would agree to THAT!

that report is so false

This is a sure sign; the apocalypse is nigh.

I think Court got it wrong.
They want her to be a contestant.

"We've decided train-wrecks are the way to go," said one producer. " The future of the show is in human wreckage."

Oh God, I love it - this crack whore will really drive the ratings up...the more fucked up she is, the better...

Oh, yeah, that's gonna happen.

In related news, Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin are being replaced with Fred Flintstone and George Jetson. No, still too plausible....make that Yogi Bear and Woody Woodpecker.

If your going to replace her with another female junkie, go for Aaron Carter, she's toothpick thin and really emotional.

Paul Abdul = Talentless Drunk Cunt
Courtney Love = Talentless Drugged-Out Cunt
Simon Cowell = Super-Talentless, Hyper-Uber-Mega Cunt (and, particularly in this cunts case, I don't just mean the mildly derrogatory British usage of the word)

and furthermore...cunt, cunt, cunt!

It's the American Idol has-been judge's seat, starring in order:

1. Paula Abdul
2. Courtney Love
3. Britney Spears

Furture occupants TBA (We're watching you, Duff!)

Okay, I believed the shit about Hohan having her appendix in her freezer.

And I believe that FedEx has a sex tape of him and Britney.

The jury is still out on Santa Claus.

But this? No fucking way.

Haha, doubtful. She probably made it up. But yeah, it made me a little ill nonetheless.

there's ugly.
then there's fugly.
after that, comes mufugly.
and even after that, is mubufugly.

then, there's Courtney Love.

Not to mention she wouldn't know talent if it blew it's head off because it regreted marrying such a freaky skank.....

Well, that should be entertaining. I can just see Courtney "judging" a person with a better voice than hers (which would be, like, everybody) and hoisting her dress up around her waist, clambering on stage yelling something about bitches and then beating the crap out of some little girl from Minnesota with a microphone stand.

Good times....good times.

#25 - Damn, PP. That's cold.

#25 perhaps a bit harsh...perhaps not.
I hate to say anything positive here...
(in case you haven't noticed a pattern ) but Malibu is a good song. When I first heard it I couldn't believe where it came from.
'You're Going to Hollywood Courtney! ....security... SECURITY !!!

(I think Kurt probably had more demons than just Courtney)

i bet her labia look like an infected sharpei

I know this is a bit delayed but #19 - that's farken funny!!!! Still pissing myself here at work!!!

So, why not just make Paula wear a blonde wig? Same diff.

Worst fucking idea ever.

i watch AI every week. but, if this is true, thats the end for me. and crap, they cancelled Armed and Famous on Wednesdays, so i guess i'll have to watch COPS. i love being white trash!

COURTNEY? judging talent? oh my. well thats akin to paris judging virginity. and if she sees someone whos really good, she will marry then and then kill them.

I saw this sack of shit on multiple occassions in Portland, at a freaky club called the Satyricon. This is back in the day, when she would beat the shit out of Kurt and he was a loser no-name heroin addict. She is gross, will always be gross and will probably only get better after she is dead and rotting. Kind of like cheese.

Paula's behavior has been a bit bizarre lateley. Sure, let's bring on Courtney Love! That's the answer! What a crock.

it's like having smoldering fire in your kitchen that's kind of causing a problem and putting it out with a flamethrower

Posted by John Doe Jr on January 30, 2007 3:32 PM

If your going to replace her with another female junkie, go for Aaron Carter, she's toothpick thin and really emotional.
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Bless thy heart.

Did you see her on tonights show? She literally looked retarded. She could not sit still. And the mysteriously disappeared half way through the show to leave only Randy and Simon. They probably shipped her ass off to join Lindsay at Wonderland. Paula is just a fifth away from being Courtney as it is.

Another one who makes being human look BAD. How is it that she is so repulsive that Jay Leno even seems palatable remotely?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
no talent loser.

I thought the grunge thing was anti-conformist. A "non-conformist" gets to judge others on their ability to produce pop?

Now all she needs is a product and an hour of your time on late night TV. Nad's hemorrhoid cream. SkankBGone stripper pole cleaner. The Courtney Love collection at Kmart. "Bean" Parfum.

Paula should be replaced by that chick from Hanson.

She killed Kurt Cobain!!!

paula has become a flamboyant hoe.
all those millions must be going to her head.

Haha.. whos biggest looser :/

First!

But, seriously... Paula, if you're actually reading this (not your assistant - and by assistant, I mean corrections officer), try NOT drinking, ummm, alcohol, for a few days. That clear-headed feeling with the strange pangs in your stomach a few times a day, well that's called being sober. You'll get used to it, I'm sure.

I don't believe this is true. Paula may need to be replaced but that is one of the worst people they could pick. Simon definitely wouldn't go for it.

Oh, puh-lease
They said the same thing last year only it was Britney Spears that was supposed to be the one coming in to replace Paula

Only if she wears her ripped babydoll dresses, tiaras and smeared makeup. I don't like the cleaned up version of Courtney. I like the chick that beat Stephanie Seymour's ass back in the 90s.

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YOU DON'T LIKE THE CLEANED UP VERSION BECAUSE THAT MAKES HER LOOK BETTER THAN YOU!!! CRAPPY LIKES CRAPPY!!!!

Ouch!This photo works better as any coffee!Okay,i'm totally awake now.

Ghoulia has been waiting and waiting for me. Whaddya got some kind of an alarm on your computer for when I post something here? Or does the relentless melancholy you have from being YOU keep you awake?

Juliabella sounds like Celine Dion on crack

I just saw your name, thought to myself hey, the low life is here... let's get to her so she could show to people how worthless she really is!!! And guess what, you just fell for it!!!

I love you girl
xxx

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I'm sure Celine Dion would actually sound better if she was on crack... she sucks dude!

correction: a 14-year-old Celine Dion on crack.......

oh, and I am not a "dude".........

show to people.

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to me, you're a dude, a 12 year old dude with a small brain!!!

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ran out of arguments???

nope...ran out of interest.

Juliabella, your command of the English language is absolutely fucking brilliant. Genius, really.

Hurts me to see you people are so stupid...

I'm actually crying cauz you have no more interest for me!!!

We could fight in another language too if you wanna show me how good you really are asswipe!

Tu es completement debile

correction

Tu es complètement débile... haha! Pas si forte que ça après tout hein!

Me faut retourner à la pute qui m'a accouchée

Ton français n'est pas vraiment mieux que mon anglais. Je dirais même qu'il est crissement pire estie de tête carrée!!!

Your French and English both suck........
and
Ta mere suce le penis d'animaux pour l'argent

Ta mère suce le pénis des animaux pour de l'argent....

If you wanna insult someone, at least do it with class dude.

in post 65, you called you own mother a slut!!! BRAVO!!!

I've been to two Minnesota State Fairs and a Mother Ship landing in Central Park and they all pale in comparison on the bizarre-o-meter to this fucking French fighting thing.

I repeat -- your French and English both suck.........

this is getting boring -

Boring because you have nothing else to shout exept that my perfect french sucks and my soso english too!!! Go, watch a movie, write down the lines you like and insult me after....don't come back before then!

#69 - I agree - and now I understand what they say about fighting on the internet....I am starting to feel as retarded as Juliabella

not sure how I got sucked into this -- extremely bored today, I guess

I'm just playing the cards that jrzmommy gave to me!!! I thought to myself, if you write something here, you get it good... so might as well give it too!!! It's a give and take type of thing. Nothing personnal...just entertainment!! Cause you americains, are just very fun to insult and play with!!!

Ciao Ciao
xx

Pee my pants. This might just be the greatest thing that ever happened to TV, or the worst thing. Replacing Paula with a smack addict haggard old murderer who's had her kid taken away and can't carry a tune even if she was wearing a magical tune-carrying crown. If this is real, it's gotta be for the trainwreck value. "Fuck Paula. If we're going trainwreck, we're going whole hog."

I only see a positive situation, once she becomes disgruntled people are gonna get shot in the head. We'll finally be rid of this show.

#69 - French ... fighting ... aren't those two contradictory words - opposite ends of the spectrum?

Julie Bell likes to be abused. It must be a "love me Daddy" kind of thing. Betcha she can fit 2 cocks in her snatch at the same time.

Viva Quebec! Viva stupidity!

And shut up with the french typing pissing contest. If I wanted to hear it I wouldn't be on the Superficial - I'd be listening to my french canadian coworker who is currently talking about dee weekend en Montréal avec Philippe.

Ghoulia--Yeah, but you're not playing with a full deck so it's not working for you.

Merde

I'm guessing the french "flamewar" translated reads something like this:

Franchie #1 dude I totally apologize please take over my house, hell, take over the country.

frenchie#2 no no no I won't hear of it, YOU won take over my stuff, take over MY house, I'll give you MY country

80--All I hear is
Baaahhh Baaaaahhh Baaaaahhh

Got a lot of people in the conversation here!!!
77-Montreal is a real party city girl. Been there and it rocks!

78- I don't have the full deck cause I'm not a bitch!!! That's your title old bag!

@82... Nobody gives a shit about your bus trips, keep them to yourself, or better yet:

travelchannel.com--------------->

au revoir!!!

It's like playing tennis with a blind person. There can't be that much of a language barrier to cause this. I was right....I'm done throwing punches at the armless.

OMG. Pathetic city!!!

You know what 84, in my country, we have cars. We don't take the bus one person over the other. We are richer than that!!!

Good God- the stumbling, the slurring, the hideous facial expressions- wait, wtf is gonna change????

#86 Oh so now you are saying that countries with public transportation are somehow inferior to your country?

England has buses, all major US cities have buses, Germany has buses.

Do you live in the future?

@85-

I've been away for a month, and I come back and you've got ANOTHER lame ass troll! How DO you do it? And I noticed that the other troll is STILL posting as you and RichPort....persistent little window-licker, isn't he? And yeah, it is like playing tennis with a blind person...this Ghoulia seems to be a repeat of DamnYell..I guess the TrollBot 2000 is stuck, or something. I'm just WAITING for her to call you: fat, poor, trailer trash, works at McDonald's, a bad mother, or any of the other tired-ass, lame, played out intartubes arguments, so don't disappoint me, Ghoulia!!

I know a good bus someone around here should take--the B-Line from Anacostia out to Cheverly. I'd give her 10 minutes.

Haha, good job Ghoulia, you're living right up to expectations ALREADY! So, you're RICHER than everyone here, huh? What, is your bidet solid fucking gold or something? Keep those internet cliches coming...everyone is depending on you to post those same comments that have been posted on the internet since the dawn of time, if you don't repost them, we might FORGET THEM, or, even worse, somebody might come up with some goddamn ORIGINAL MATERIAL!! TrollBot 2000 needs an upgrade, it seems....

Hey!!! What's bizarre about the mn state fair? Crowning a new Princess Kay of the Milky Way each year, and carving a likeness of her head out of a 90 lb block of butter? It doesn't get any more normal than that (although a lot of the people who go to the fair look like they eat that block of butter every day...).

realllllly now. yikes.

#90 - I've got an even better bus she can take...how 'bout the short bus? Time for her and the other French fucks to take a nice long field trip to the Cuntville zoo, where they can visit their ancestors and try to figure out how they ever learned to walk upright.

P.S. - Sooooooooo glad Canadians can no longer cross the border without a passport! ~celebrating with champagne~

A field trip to the Cuntville zoo.
That reminds me of when I was in kindergarten and I asked where we were going on our proposed field trip, and some other smart ass kid replied "To the funny farm", only I believed him.
Much to my dismay we did not go to the Funny Farm.

PS, 94. it would be wise not to get "normal" canadians mixed up with the cursed "french" canadians. We hate them here too.

#92 WTF!? Alright Troll- Quiz

Where are my parents from originally?? How old am I? Where do I work? Whats my fav. color? You better get on this shit Darlin.

#82 Juliabella you crack me up. Holy shit- I thought I was perky.

@94 - unfortunately , you can still drive into the US from Canada without a passport. You just can't fly in. Next year, you'll have to have a passport regardless.

Damn Canucks.

#96 - Touche. What I meant was, the smelly and rude FRENCH canadians from Quebec who come to Lake George every summer and ruin everybody else's good time with their very existance. They do seem to have a sense of entitlement that I just don't get. As though smelling like rotten fish and looking like you haven't bathed in two months makes them deserved of something.

juliabella, in honor of tsarinaamanda's being here today (full credit to you, sweetie): You're a twatwaffle.

Oh Hell ! It's a slow day here North of the 49, so I'll throw my 2 cents in too...

#44 - It wasn't Ms.Love that killed Mr. Cobain - it was a Remington 870 :)

#100 - Bravo! We get Quebecers through our province all the time and they do,indeed, have this idea that thier merde doesn't stink.. I can't quite figure out why, as Quebec is the biggest blackhole for Federal cash in Canada (as well as the most corrupt)... Most of us wish the bastards would fuck off and die..

Remember when Courtney cleaned up for a while and actually looked good?

Good times.

why are you people bashing this juliabella for??? holly shit, whatever she's done, she's getting it!!! See, I went there and had sex with a french canadian...believe me, they don't stink and they don't all look like what you see in fucking lake george. Who the hell goes there anyways?

101- you seem like an underaged asslicking bitch. Get a personnality sweetie.

98-so you're perky hein? Must be a lot better than these insulting idiots here.

104- thanks for speaking up for me but they wont understand you. they're stupid. they think french are ALL the same... time to go around and travel. see the rest of the world. let go of your bellybutton and look around.
you're also right about FUCKING LAKE GEORGE!!! Nobody goes there except for farmers and ppl on walefare!!! not too good of an image I have to admit but hey, LAKE GEORGE SUCKS MEN!!!

#105 Get a clue, dicksmack.

#104 -

You're right, no one wants to go to Lake George anymore because what was once a beautiful place has now been completely ruined by smelly, dirty, rude, uneducated and diseased foreigners - namely Russians and FRENCH CANADIANS.

#107 - Julia, babe, you're right....when YOU are in Lake George, in addition to the aforementioned list of filthy tourists, you can also add people on "walefare" and farmers. Or, in your case, farm animals because you are a pig who rolls in its own shit.

#109 I think you're talking to the same person - "holly" shit, hein?

#110 - you are probably right, this wretched beast is on her 17th helping this week of shit sandwich and all of a sudden amazingly a "new friend" appears and rushes to her defense....hmmmm...

...and in othernews - Lesbianesque is mysteriously missing right now. Coincidence? ~Methinks NOT~

Hehehehe I see "themailman" comes to the... rescue?

If you are a real mailman I have a certified piece of mail for you, it's addressed to: STFU

I am not running to her defense shit hole. I am just amazed at how you could juge ppl without knowing them... but then again, why would I be surprised??? You seem like a dumbass anyways.

I just know that for a good party, a nice night out and some fucking awesome chicks, it's not in Lake George that you have to go. Unless you're dream is to fuck my grandma!

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Now you're getting it for having experienced the good french "chick". You're honnestly wasting you're time here!!! Do like I do, insult, get them talking and go back to work...come back for more and laugh...go back to work...go get laid and eat...come back for more stupidities.... this is how it goes here...

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I have no friends here. Americans, my friends, no fuckin way!!! I would rather die alone, burried in a shoe box than have you guys as friends. You're reputation is the same all over the world...

...sorry, I am far from putting everyone in the same basket but YOU guys in this site are pathetic! With a few exeptions of course!

THEN LEAVE!!!!

If they're concerned about Paula's irrational interviews, spinning in her chair, sporadic leaping out of it, slurred speech, and general retarded outbursts, considering her "replacement," I think Idol is safer dressing a female chimp in cute jackets and letting it take over. It would give as much positive reinforcement as Paula, and as far as Courtney, at least they wouldn't have to invest in smeared red lipstick or fly strip pantyhoes.

why would I? I came here yesterday to laugh and you guys booted me like some kind of rock on the sidewalk...not that I care but hey, you're the only ones I give shit too. Everyone around is so nice that I don't get to shoot the shit in real life... might as well do it here! you showed me how to!

So this is some kind of therapy for you, is it?

That's how you like being treated, like a piece of trash? You like that don't ya. What else you like, little boys? little girls? how about animals? you like them too? or maybe they like you?

120 HILARIOUS...

No, I'm just saying that they fucking blasted me so, why should I be nice?? You tell me! I use to come here just for the articles and the pics but now, I have another reason...shout back!

Anyone remember when people made funny comments at the Fish and we all laughed...
#46 - right on... That Hanson chick would be AWESOME...LMAO

Oh, and harsh you say on #25? Look, Courtney Love has ZERO musical credibility. Family Guy suggested it best when they showed what would have happened if Curt Cobain had quit drugs. He introduces his wife to a record exec and the exec says... Courtney Who?

Then again, after seeing Paula all smacked out the other night.... Maybe it is plausable... Scary though...

#120 - Like I said earlier, Julie Bell has a "love me Daddy" problem. Single parent home because Daddy smoked 3 pack of filterless cigs per day until not even socialized medicine could save him.
right when she was most vulnerable, HE wasn't there.

typos ... "packs", not pack. "Right", not right.

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right on! how do you do it? Ha, right, you're this low class scum that I speak to in the morning...this homeless train reck. How is you're asshole now? feeling better after this gangbang you got in jail?

if you wanna play the smart card and change my pseudo at least, do it right. It would be Julie Belle.....

Juliabelle, don't cry. There are lots of people who are just like you and you will make friends: they are called Cajuns and they live in Louziana. jrzmommy - i don't know what those cards are that you gave her but please take them back. And throw a bucket of hotsoapy water on her while you're at it.

#119 Oh yeah, julia, you're SO the victim here, aren't you? You came to laugh? Really? Then don't start out with this:
"You bunch of low life idiots. Cancer is nothing funny. You think she cares what you guys have to say? NO. You think someone who recently loss a loved one and, unfortunately gets to read all your stupid comments care? YES. Get a life and laugh at funny things instead of being hard and stupid."

When you attack people here right out of the box, you then can't go boohooing about how bad people are to you when they "fucking blast" you in kind. You insulted people in French because you think people here on the 'Fish are stupid and we wouldn't understand you. Then you tried to pass it off by saying: "I never said anybody was heartless!!! Did I? The french thing was cause I know how you Americans hate french people."

Well, yeah, you actually said just that - in your first post. Nice revisionist history.

You tried the same shit in Italian with Stallion - was that because Americans hate Italians? Makes as much sense as your earlier excuse. Oh, wait - you had to google your "translation" and it made you look like an ass - on two threads, too. Many of us actually speak the language, babe. Please don't try, OK?

YOU then spent the rest of the day telling the first 11 posters on the Rodriguez thread to "get a life" (which seems to be your favorite phrase in both languages) and generally tooting your horn about how great you and the rest of the French Canadians are as opposed to shitty ol' ignorant celebrity-humping America. You're like a one-woman train wreck. Keep it up, I don't think Lindsay Lohan is planning to OD until Friday.

I don't understand were they looking for a bigger drugged out alcoholic whore? Or just someone they could count on to flash her tits at the camera every time Simon pissed her off?

It must be extremely easy to fool people in hollyweird. Even she must have been immediately aware that it was a joke. C'mon Courtney. No one wants to see you in public let alone on television.

Break out the marshmallows, baby--there's a FIRE @ 128!! You go Sexxy!

I LOVE YOU TOO GUYS. SERIOUSLY. I DO.

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THAT WAS TOO LONG. DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE THING. TOO BUSY TO READ YOUR COMMENTS. JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE IS A GUY/GIRL HAVING FUN WRITING STUFF UNDER OTHER PEOPLES PSEUDO...

YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GRRRRREAT DAY AND KEEP THINKING ABOUT ME!!! I'M LOVING IT!

^^^WTF is her beef??

Christ sakes. Midol anyone?

Juliabella, the only good thing about Montreal is... is... is... shit, I'll have to get back to you.

this bitch killed our generations john lennon

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you're a few posts late on Montreal you!!! Gonna have to learn on how to be quicker dude!!!
If you never went out of your shitty city, how are you suppose to know what the best thing about MTL is????

Keep trying