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I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GOD BLESS BRITNEY!

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I don't think this is really Britney.
It sounds absolutely nothing like her.

WOW, that just gave a raging soft-on

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehg

Why does she get paid one red cent? She's OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ver.

It sounds crappy enough to be real.

Those cheesy 80s drums at the 0:50 mark made me spit my beer.

Damn nice... glad to see her back :p

yea, that's definitely not brit's voice

I don't even need to turn on the audio on my computer to hear this. I just decided to club cat to death with a mallet to get the same effect.

Crap! I'll be outside prying my car stereo out with a screw-driver before this shit hits heavy circulation.

Sounds to me like a demo of a song.

What happens is, record companies make demos of songs that their star songwriters came up with while the performer (aka Shitney) is off having a good time and not lifting a finger.

They often get singers that sound somewhat similar to the star they are trying to sell the song to so that the performer can get an idea of what it may sound like when they do it. And listening to the lyrics, I'm POSITIVE record company hacks are going to want to cash in on her divorce with a song like this, with that title.

Rant: And that will piss me off because in my opinioin, Britney is the one that used K-FED so she could have her pretty little wedding and be a "young mom" or as she has also said a "MILF". Now that she got that and then some, she's done and wants to be single and part of the scene again to get her self-esteem back. K-FED is a complete scumbum, but after listening to him on videos talking to her, he sounds like he was genuinely smitten and that he was the brains of the relationship. He's still an idiot. But Britney is an immature, selfish, HORRIBLE MOM. God, I remember when my son was 1-4 months old--I couldn't fathom leaving him night after night after night!!!. I mean the kid is either shitting, eating, or crying every two hours of his life around the clock. Ummm, here little Jayden, here's Guadalupe, cry to her. UGH.

or maybe the song is just something some chick did on her karaoke machine.

When I first saw this item I read it "F'ed up."

Same difference I guess.

It's hard to believe there was a time when she didn't have a double chin.

#16 -- LMAO

It's definitely not her, but the pictures serve as a sad reminder to when she was so hot. Now look at her.

This fuckin sucks. It's not even really singing. Whoever it is.

Her next single could be "So Over-Fed." Great double meaning there.

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It's me!

I can only hope that's the theme song to the tell-all Lifetime movie where she is played by Tina Yuthers.

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Did anyone catch the lyric "Caught me drivin' in my underwear"? When is the last time Britney drove herself anywhere OR wore underwear? That alone makes me suspicious. And the fact that I actually listened to the lyrics of this shit-fest makes me want to cut myself.

Someone, and it's not going to be me, needs to whup her ass into shape.
She's like a wayward teen, but with cellulite and two small children.

The very first picture in the video, the black and white one, scares the HELL out of me. She looks like the zombie girl from Romero's Living Dead D:

bleurghhh!

I think, in the chorus, I actually head the word "HEZBOLLAH"

I think I head, in the chorus, "HEZBOLLAH" or ...however that's spelled...

...sorry about the double post there

Thanks for that. Was posting that horrid song really neccessary?

She used to be so cute. What a pitty.

My ears are bleeding now. Thanks superfish,

All that smoking has done the unthinkable for Britney...made her voice sound worse than it did before! It's gotta be her. This song is hilariously bad. It's like a dying cow. Which is pretty much what Britney is.

Reminds me of when I'm really nauseated with the stomach flu and I can't hold my head up, then I projectile vomit. Of course it sounds a lot more pleasant than this, but that's the FEELING that's conveyed!

Pics of her when she was 17, worked out, thin, NOT having stretched her vagina to a spelunking hole by numerous childbirths, is NOT representative of the Cheetohs-munching cuntbag. I mean SHIT.

That's definitely Britney.. trust me. The song is definitely not wonderful, but it's actually not too bad.. sorta catchy.

Sorry.. I don't think I know wtf I'm talking about.

So is that song about K-Fed or how much eating she's been doing recently?

Another few minutes of crap

Isn't sad that all those people out there buy this crap to give that usless human money. They must be so blind to this garbage, we all need to support the real muso's who work hard in their bands to make it big not the ones who mime at concerts.

I hate SHITME

yeah, not her voice, but sounds just as whiny and pitchless. It's torture... the beat's so tacky, there's no melody but it is a song worthy of someone with Britney's talent...

So the rumors must be true about her dating that producer guy, because the production on this is as shitty as everything else he has done. I actually do a little beat-making, and I can tell you that I could replicate the whole track to this in an hour using a 50 dollar drum machine, and an inexpensive keyboard. That would take up 4 tracks, and then a few more tracks of goofy sound effects. That's it. Sorry guy, that's the wackest beat since K-feds jam. Adding a xylophone was the cherry on this. A new production low.

Weren't there rumors going around that the people involved in the recording of Britney's new album were saying that it was total crap? This song certainly fits that rumor.

God, what happened to her. She used to be put together so well, now she looks dumpy.

Why doesn't she just give us all what we want.........show us her boobs (ala Tara Reid) then go into porn or something.

Or have a sex change operation and start dating Lindsay Lohan. Then make a sex tape.

I remember whacking off to those pictures... I still have the friction burns to prove it. I'd still bend her over a buffet table and go Spartan on her ass, but that's just me.

OH MY GWAD! This song sucks so much!

I'd rather listen to a fart from 5 inches away than listen to that song again.

...Holy crap. Is this for real? ...Wow. If this ever makes to ta MTV, I might have ta cut my ears off. This is just a bunch of crap.

I don't know if that's Briney actually singing, but its certainly a song the label would pitch to her. Let's face it, the only way anyone is going to buy her new album is if she does a Nick or Jessica and makes the album all about her breakup. Even at that people would buy it for the curiosity factor, not because of the great singing.

Somebody should play Britney this video on loop for 24 hours straight so she can remember why people *really* liked her. Hell, it just might inspire her to lose a few pounds.

britney always looked like she does now, give or take some weight, but it's just that she had a stylist, hairdresser, etc. to keep her wig & make up on. the only thing that made her cute was the entire team of people paid to do so.

Is that Paris in the background?

That is absolutly dreadful

Second verse same as the first!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy to report that is Brit-Brit. The title of the eagerly anticipated album is "Soundtrack to a Comeback that Never Was". Whose got the marshmallows? We're gonna have some smores watching this career crash and burn!!!!!

I sure hope not. I'll have to sue her. I came up with a song that has the same title, when I broke up with my girlfriend, Stacey Federline. Shit.

www.youtuberoast.com, run by K-Fed

True story: I was listening to this and my one year old son came over (probably to see why I was gagging) and after listening for a few seconds, I SWEAR that he started to cry. He wasn't crying before he came over to the computer, in fact he was playing quietly. And then he heard this shit and it made him cry. True story.

Her music is trash just like she is.
The only thing she has is money and that's it,,as a person she is not worth a penny.

I concur with "equalparts."
she hit the nail on the head with that one.

Eh, if that's Britney Spears it's not that bad for what it is. I mean, she's not doing the retarded crap with her voice that she usually does. The whiny, nauseated-sounding noises.

"Fed Up"??? I'm convinced that these people's lives are just one neverending marketing ploy. KFed will probably end up with her kids.

This song needs a LOT of work...

why's everyone after her! she's just a nice girl!!! Leave her alone!

rsx---there is nothing nice about her. she is a liar and a cheater (remember the timerblake moment),she stole EARL from a pregant woman, made a reality show where all she talked about was how amazing the sex was with him, and leaves her kids under the passagengers side seat while she parties around town.

this song explains why she and her new loser boyfriend were recently seen hanging out in a gay bar in vegas. NOBODY is going to buy this crap except gays. they love a "hard knock life" diva story.

Out of my house, out of my life, out of my back OR OUT OF MY BED ???

Worse than most of her music, but at least as bad as Wind It Up and Fergielicious. It will go platinum in its first month.

First off, there is no way this is her.
Secondly, I am one of the many that thought she might be headed for a comeback, her recent appearance has since knocked me back into reality.

Sigh. Not true...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,244250,00.html

Doesn't she mean F'd Up?

i knew it was fake. how can anyone stay angry at Kevin? he's soooo hottttt!!!

If that isn't a song on her new album, it should be.

LOL! Kevin's such a dick and Britney's such a cunt... I'm sorry, I was way harsh. Britney's just trashy.

I fucking love Britney Spears! this song is great in a cheesy poptart teenager kinda way. I actually do like it though since it's about waking up to the reality that was KFed. Now if only she could wake up and remember to brush her hair..hmm still love her though.

Oh. Oh it's NOT, huh?

Be a lot cooler if it was

Anyone can see a 12 y/o made this shit one bored afternoon.

I CONCUR #74.