January 5, 2007
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline learn to share

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reportedly worked out a mutual custody arrangement for January where Britney will have the majority of custody while Kevin will only be allowed with his children from noon to 4:00 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at Britney's home. Although the judge could've easily replaced these with 4-hour head-punching sessions and the kids still would've been better off. Deciding between Britney and Kevin on who to give the children to is like deciding if they'd be better off living in the microwave or the inside of a bear's mouth.
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Comments
1. Posted by bush twins on January 5, 2007 1:52 PM
just watch, after 1 week of "custody" visits britney will be pregnant again.
2. Posted by sillyleen on January 5, 2007 1:53 PM
God I can't believe I'm starting to feel bad for k-fed...
3. Posted by Jenster on January 5, 2007 1:55 PM
I 2nd the first post.
She looks like Kevin Federline in that picture. When was the last time she washed her hair, seriously?
4. Posted by crazyfool on January 5, 2007 1:56 PM
does k-fed ever visit his practice babies or just his famous babies?
5. Posted by misanthrope on January 5, 2007 2:03 PM
Phew, well, what a relief. I thought the boys would have to go to a safe and loving home.
6. Posted by wedgeone on January 5, 2007 2:05 PM
yah- this picture looks more like the REAL Brit & not that dressed up whore from the previous posting. Plaid flannel shirt, dirty hair, no makeup.
Truly coming from some bayou trailer park on her way to 7-Eleven for a bag of Frito Lays.
7. Posted by PatinNJ on January 5, 2007 2:09 PM
Yuck.
8. Posted by misanthrope on January 5, 2007 2:10 PM
The other pictures are of Brit in drag. This is her 'Shucks I'm a dumbass' persona.
9. Posted by amaritimer on January 5, 2007 2:13 PM
if he wants the majority of the time with the kids, just ask for them when she goes out to party... she's out a lot... makes sense to me
10. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 5, 2007 2:16 PM
She looks like she wants a Labatts Blue. And some flapjacks. And perhaps a shiny new axe and some lumber.
11. Posted by amaritimer on January 5, 2007 2:17 PM
but then again, those two breeding didn't make sense to me but they still did. Stupid fuckers.
12. Posted by amaritimer on January 5, 2007 2:18 PM
mmmmmmm.... Labatts Blue..... mmmmmmm..... beeeeeeer.....
13. Posted by cruzin333 on January 5, 2007 2:18 PM
12 hours a week? So much for K-Fed saying he has all this dirt on Britney and that he's gonna get custody of the kids.
Who's next in line to have his baby? My bets are on Paris.
14. Posted by misanthrope on January 5, 2007 2:20 PM
There was already enough dirt on Britney.
15. Posted by Kristin on January 5, 2007 2:23 PM
Lmao @ #1. =]
16. Posted by coma12 on January 5, 2007 2:32 PM
It is sad when the nanny and her bodyguard have more custody of the kids then the both of them. They both need to be making alimony checks to the nanny and her bodyguard.
Also for the benefit of all human-kind, neuter them.
17. Posted by coma12 on January 5, 2007 2:34 PM
Hey is that the half face of KFed or just some random person Brit is going to marry for 12 minutes?
18. Posted by Peter Coffin on January 5, 2007 2:38 PM
This arrangement is called "babysitting." K-Fed will be "babysitting" while Britney Spears is out "nursing habits" and "having sex with random guys."
I assume the timing means she will be working on another album in the evenings. Good for her... I'm sure that won't smell like her kid's/K-Fed's diapers.
19. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on January 5, 2007 2:40 PM
Make a deal with KFed to only see his kids for 12 hrs a week..10 million
Turn over your kids to a nanny for the rest of the time they are awake so you can party with your pussy..priceless.
20. Posted by Binky on January 5, 2007 2:48 PM
I think it'll work.
She ought to be awake by 4.
21. Posted by BuckTheInfernal on January 5, 2007 2:52 PM
He can only see the kids between noon and 4 on a weekday?
Must be nice not to have a *job*, you know, something someone his age should have. Then again, if I didn't have a job I'd be a shiftless and talentless loser like him too. Without the paparazzi.
22. Posted by yashi on January 5, 2007 2:54 PM
the mom should get custody... i bet she is the one who is taking care of the babies while britney is getting drunk!
23. Posted by RichPort on January 5, 2007 2:57 PM
that picture of i love new york on the ad bar makes me want to blow chunks
i think federline is hot
24. Posted by spunkbubble on J.alba's face on January 5, 2007 3:11 PM
Everytime I look at a picture of her I think what in god's name was america thinking for sweating this trailer park pig?
25. Posted by Scott on January 5, 2007 3:22 PM
Here's a fun flash game between Britney and K-Fed:
http://www.tacosntonic.com/flash/PlayBritneySpears.php
26. Posted by Pointandlaugh on January 5, 2007 3:30 PM
I got 686, level 7 on that game (2nd try). was mildly fun.
27. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 5, 2007 4:10 PM
Spokespeople for both parties(well, mainly Brits, Earl's guy was just some dude he had beers with the night before, his name is T-Bone)
Anyway, they are happy to report that an arrangement has been reached that will guarantee that the kids will be psychologically fucked up as soon as possible.
28. Posted by Binky on January 5, 2007 5:45 PM
#25
Reached level 1, with some coaching, and then decided I didn't need any 'loser' confirmation at the present time.
(Christmas cards were down this year)
29. Posted by Tracy on January 5, 2007 6:05 PM
Britney needs a new life coach. Paris didn't do such a good job.
30. Posted by RichPort on January 6, 2007 12:21 AM
#6 Comic genius, LMFAO, ROTFLOL, HAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAA!
#27 *yawn*
31. Posted by mikewall on January 6, 2007 2:20 AM
Britney fans just wont give up.
Britney maintained the support of her fans and was voted the sexiest woman on topsexywomen.com
http://www.topsexywomen.com/sexiest-woman-in-the-world.html
I doubt she will have any fans left next year
32. Posted by Cherokee Chocolate on January 6, 2007 5:35 AM
Where are the men? I'm sick of looking at girls! Come on, Superfish give the ladies something to look at. One Leo post isn't good enough.
33. Posted by GetReaL on January 6, 2007 6:10 AM
So let me get this straight...her people say that it is ok that she parties because she spends the day with the kids. Now, under this agreement, she will see them three less days? Whatta mom!
34. Posted by Mo on January 6, 2007 8:47 AM
#32, I beg to differ...one Leo post is more than enough. Total girly man.
35. Posted by Peter Coffin on January 6, 2007 9:35 AM
#34, I think you just said that you're gay.
36. Posted by wedgeone on January 6, 2007 9:39 AM
Labatts Blue ... proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
#23 - FTLTC! Your sarcasm in #30 would mean a lot more if you weren't using someone else's screen name. It wasn't that funny. I know. I wrote it.
37. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 6, 2007 9:58 AM
Oh,we didn't meet the trolls exacting standards of .....what? ass?
oh my, oh my, how ever will we go on?
38. Posted by Do Freebird on January 6, 2007 10:43 AM
Did the judge give any thought that either of them can actually tell time?
39. Posted by Cherokee Chocolate on January 6, 2007 12:21 PM
#34 What I meant was one male celeb post vs. about 5-10 female celeb posts isn't enough.
40. Posted by HELLpenis on January 6, 2007 12:34 PM
That first comment was funny as hell...
But this is still a pretty sad story. Ugh, it's depressing when kids have to go through this. I guess the only saving grace is that they're so young, and hopefully won't remember any of this shit; and by the time they are old enough to have real memories, things will be somewhat sorted out.
41. Posted by troll (generic brand) on January 6, 2007 1:23 PM
whoa whoa whoa...I thought we had an unspoken agreement that BarbadoSlim is above trolling? Single coolest person here. Plus, if you didn't think "Earl's guy was just some dude he had beers with the night before, his name is T-Bone" was funny, it's time for a brain scan.
(yeah yeah yeah, I'm just a gay troll with a crush, blah blah blah)
42. Posted by Lowlands on January 6, 2007 8:58 PM
This is a sinking ship,i feel almost pity for her...She doesn't wear these sunglasses for only looking cool...I won't be surprised if she shows up the next time in a burka...
43. Posted by Bell91501198 on January 7, 2007 3:28 AM
I probably WOULDN'T hit it. Depends on my mood. I say 8 times out of 10 I'm not touching it. That's all. Later.
44. Posted by Mr. Fritz on January 7, 2007 12:45 PM
Yeah, this pic of her really makes my dick hard...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/britneynomakeup2.jpg
45. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on January 7, 2007 12:54 PM
That picture was a little bit photoshopped. Not a lot baby girl, just a little bit.
46. Posted by Lowlands on January 7, 2007 1:13 PM
(44)Flashbacks of my eccentric aunt Amalia coming up...
47. Posted by Lowlands on January 7, 2007 1:37 PM
(46)She was exorbitant wealthy and died happy...Why can't you Britney?
48. Posted by RichPort on January 7, 2007 8:17 PM
#36. KY Gel ... proof that god doesn't care that my ass accepts all comers.
49. Posted by Carsten5577 on January 7, 2007 9:20 PM
Britney has "Skanky White Trash" written on her forehead. She's just a stupid, barely literate, low-class whore.
50. Posted by RichPort on January 8, 2007 5:56 AM
Ass Troll, by troll standards, you're starting to slip... any funny shit you had was exhausted after the first few tries, and even that was fucking lame. Why you go back to stalking us at Ferret's and living vicariously through us? Oh wait, you already do that...
51. Posted by cole007 on January 8, 2007 7:13 AM
I really hope Federline does something stupid, like "kidnapp" them for ransom money, and drive down the LA freeway at normal speed in a Neon or Kia while they film it all from a copter. He'll be aprehended at the Mexican border, get shot and hopefully we won't have to hear about any of this again.
Is it bad I think that way?
52. Posted by Sexy-Celebs.Com on January 8, 2007 9:37 AM
Damn she looks ugly on that picture :o
53. Posted by Niecy on January 8, 2007 9:49 AM
Since K-Fed doesn't have a job and probably doesn't wake up until noon, I guess those are good hours for him.
54. Posted by wedgeone on January 8, 2007 1:00 PM
#48
*crickets*
55. Posted by RichPort on January 8, 2007 6:19 PM
The heterosexual RichPort has posted at Angry Ferret's exactly once, when the ass munch offended me by taking credit for an Internet urban legend, and then endlessly plugging his lame fucking site on the Fish all day.
The RichPort who loves butt sex apparently posts there all the time. 'Cause that's just how he rolls, ...
56. Posted by HollywoodSnark on March 9, 2007 11:47 AM
wow, at who's house is the kid going to be more traumatized?