December 27, 2006
Nicole Richie still eating
You know you've failed as a human being when your biggest claim to fame is being spotted eating. I'm honestly confused as to why Nicole Richie is famous. It's like finding a random bag of garbage and deciding to worship it as your God. Only more ridiculous, because at least bags of garbage are interesting. Sometimes you find used condoms, and those things make great impromptu hats.
More of Nicole Richie eating in Laguna Beach after the jump.
NOTE: I have no idea why her tongue is sticking out like that. Maybe with a few more years of practice she'll finally get this "eating" thing down.
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Comments
1. Posted by Bioplant on December 30, 2006 12:54 AM
Beside whore herself for photogs, what exactly does Nicole Richie do for a living?
2. Posted by Harry Dijon's Ghost on December 30, 2006 1:50 AM
I love NR heaps ;o
3. Posted by Nigel on December 30, 2006 8:20 AM
Her tongue looks like my dogs wang
4. Posted by blueman on December 30, 2006 11:31 AM
i feel like i have so much in common with her. I have been known, in my past, to on a rare occasion eat something.
5. Posted by NicotineEyePatch on December 30, 2006 2:17 PM
I wish she wouldn't eat for 2 reasons. Reason the first, the pictures are disgusting, and I don't necessarily need the documentation (although she might if it comes up in court) and second, if she doesn't eat, she keeps wasting away, and we get to witness her slow demise.
Sorry, Lionel, and whoever else might care, but it's survival of the fittest, not fattest. That burger isn't doing her any favours. Look at her shoulder blades! They're not even stabbing through her shirt! She can still support her own head, gross! She's even still strong enough to WALK! Ewww! Fucking porkpie fattie fat fat.
6. Posted by woodhorse on December 30, 2006 6:58 PM
my collie has better table manners. and he's cuter too cause he looks like lassie. and his tongue doesn't hang out before he takes a bite.
7. Posted by ZACH DECEPTION on December 30, 2006 10:36 PM
Nicole Richie is disgusting. Shes a blemish on the earth and shes a complete waste of flesh and money. She has the face of a mouse and stringy hair. She should take a bath with her toaster.
All my best Nicole.
8. Posted by ivy on December 31, 2006 2:56 AM
isn't the second girl from the right in the last picture lauren conrad?
9. Posted by Laffinmybuttoff on December 31, 2006 10:56 PM
Okay Nicki, heres a step by step plan for your PR recovery.
1)Lay low for about a week. Be seen only twice and being driven by someone else.
2) Be seen eating. That means actually putting the food in your mouth, chewing and swollowing. Yep thats right, youre going to have to eat more than sugarless gum. The hardest part will be purging without anyone noticing.
3) Hold your little sisters hand. Shes really cute and innocent looking.