December 26, 2006
Michael Jackson returns, possibly with a vengeance
Michael Jackson arrived in Las Vegas over the weekend, the day after his dad vowed his son would never return to the United States. Michael has been living part-time in a castle in Ireland with his three kids, and has returned to Vegas where he plans on relaunching his career with a big comeback. Vegas dealmaker Jack Wishna says:
"We are working on several projects. One of the greatest entertainers in the world is poised to return to the top of the entertainment world soon."
I'm not sure if "top of the entertainment world" is the proper phrase here. Biggest circus tent maybe. Or local children's hospital. I'd even accept the imaginary world of Neverland. But "top of the entertainment world" seems a little ambitious for a guy I can't look at without peeing my pants a little.
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Comments
1. Posted by NicotineEyePatch on December 30, 2006 5:09 AM
The biggest comeback we can expect from MJ will probably be scraped from the roof of the mouth of a ten year old boy.
2. Posted by NicotineEyePatch on December 30, 2006 2:37 PM
Nobody will ever notice that I didn't even say FIRST on this dead-ass thread.
3. Posted by caffebeotch on December 31, 2006 7:53 AM
MJ's back.... maybe he'll offer to take Britney's boys since she's too busy partying and flashing her va-jay-jay.
4. Posted by Thor on December 31, 2006 1:40 PM
Vegas is not,never really has been,the top of the entertainment world.He/she/it is going there,because of the enormous,and totally undeserved amounts of money,that it will be guaranteed,as Vegas(i.e. The Mafia) provides.
Look out Vegas!You thought Sinatra/The Rat Pack,Elvis,or even Howard hughes were psychotic,deranged,twisted,eccentric,pathetic,excessive,obnoxious?You truly ain't seen nothing yet!
None of them were paedophiles,none of them had families as all-around ugly as this,and none of them played the race card if their latest album flopped or had any financial or career problems,screeching and shrilling about White/Jewish conspiracies against them.
5. Posted by maddawg_pimp on December 31, 2006 2:54 PM
Please make it go back to Bahrain.
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6. Posted by Truthseeker013 on December 31, 2006 3:14 PM
^ What the wise user above said...