December 28, 2006
Lindsay Lohan apologizes to strippers
Lindsay Lohan spent three hours at Scores West yesterday, pole dancing with the strippers and even gathering them into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all "whores."
"I love strippers," the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club's "Turntable Tuesdays." Next, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. "It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her."
How could anybody believe that Linday Lohan actually thinks strippers are whores? It'd be like Hitler thinking telemarketers are douchebags. I mean, yeah, sure, they're kind of douchebaggy. But compared to Hitler they might as well be Jesus.
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Comments
1. Posted by Bioplant on December 30, 2006 12:52 AM
I very much would like to see lesbian kissing videos starring Ms. Tara Conner and her most recent girlfriends.
Thanks in advance.
2. Posted by Lindsay Lohan on December 30, 2006 5:42 AM
I love whores. They remind me of my mum.
3. Posted by particle)man on December 30, 2006 9:58 AM
bitch can't read
4. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 30, 2006 11:10 AM
Fourth!!!!
5. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 30, 2006 11:11 AM
Fifth!!!
6. Posted by blueman on December 30, 2006 11:14 AM
how long untill she's stripping for real for her coke money?
7. Posted by herbiefrog on December 30, 2006 11:15 AM
sounds like our babe is
finally...
grow
...i
...n
...g
up : )
are we supposed to say ? ...
some of our best friends...
...are strippers
...and whores ?
...or just people?
luck evryone : )
8. Posted by CowgirlUp on December 30, 2006 1:23 PM
Lohan has class. She got paid for showing her tats while Brit did it for free.
9. Posted by NicotineEyePatch on December 30, 2006 2:04 PM
They should change the name of the club to Scours, because that's what the janitor is gonna have to do to that pole. Or Scourge. Because dammit, it's just apt in this case.
10. Posted by happy_bunny on December 30, 2006 2:11 PM
mammary mecca?
lol
11. Posted by LL on December 30, 2006 3:10 PM
Dammit, my brilliant post, lost in the ether. Trust me, it was brill... something about how Lohan is creatively self-destructive, in a way few other people are. Paris and Britney are just stupid, but Lohan is dumb AND crazy. Like real crazy. And that's usually pretty entertaining, unless she's sitting right next to you on the bus, then it's fucking scary.
She should have known better than to say anything bad about strippers. If there is anything on this earth that's gonna save us from the terrorists, it's boobies. Strippers, cable TV, porn... people in the Middle East are all angry because the men never get to see boobies and so they take it out on the only people who have boobies. If they would just let everyone look at boobies over there, Al Qaeda would evaporate overnight. It's true. Ask the UN.
12. Posted by ZACH DECEPTION on December 30, 2006 10:52 PM
Lindsay Lohan.
Gods mistake.
She thinks shes so grown up,
yet she cannot quit doing childrens movies.
In her next movie she should do cocaine lines off of a teletubby.
13. Posted by snot_rocket on December 31, 2006 4:11 AM
she's just jealous of them all b/c they can act better, they're all better looking, and they all have better looking vaginas.
14. Posted by auzzie2006 on December 31, 2006 9:23 AM
"In 1993, Lindsay was one of several New York-area children to appear in a Halloween skit with David Letterman, dressed as garbage ("Things You Find on the Floor of the D-Train"). Within weeks, Letterman left NBC for CBS."
http://www.llrocks.com/index.php?a=bio.html&b=blank.html
15. Posted by Truthseeker013 on December 31, 2006 3:06 PM
This is roughly analogous to Britney Spears condemning divorce. But a lot funnier.
16. Posted by Alyssa Marie on January 1, 2007 9:43 PM
Unfortunately, Lindsay has spent much of her youth having to apologize to half of the world for her childish tantrums. Someone get this girl a babysitter.
17. Posted by ih8strippers on January 2, 2007 12:27 AM
Finally Lindsay Lohan gets something right. Strippers are evil. too bad she apologized. silly girl.
18. Posted by Cabaret on January 2, 2007 2:23 PM
i imagine it went like this "hey yeah i'm sorry i like called u whores i mean like let she who wasn't given a bj in a gas station bathroom cast the first stone.. plus it was before i was in AA cuz i was like totally drunk "
ya gotta love her
19. Posted by (evil)amy on January 2, 2007 3:12 PM
Lindsay apologizing to strippers? Did someone finally point out the irony of LINDSAY LOHAN talking smack about STRIPPERS? Like, sister, don't hate just because they get PAID for being skanks. (Insert tasteless firecrotch reference here.)
20. Posted by herbiefrog on January 2, 2007 6:13 PM
#11 we just wanna check...
...that you're usimg irony
cos you americans
really dont seem
to get irony...
the only terrorist
is your smoldering bush
...please piss on it
...and put it out
...before it [insert flammatory comment]...
...[[oh i cant be bothered]]
foad [sorry he's cross]
foal [a baby horse]
foam [bubbly stuff]
enough just post...