December 31, 2006
Happy New Year, you sexy beasts

Have a safe and happy New Year everybody. I'll probably see you Tuesday, depending on how many baby koalas I have to save. Take that, Angelina Jolie. My heart is twice as big as yours. Twice as firm too. Mmm, and supple.
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Comments
1. Posted by zoe15 on December 31, 2006 5:51 PM
First!
Happy New Year's, everyone!
2. Posted by cherie on December 31, 2006 6:03 PM
second, biatches.
3. Posted by frenchtoaststix on December 31, 2006 6:04 PM
Happy New Year, fellow SF posters. Unfortuntely, I have to work tonight. In the words of the immortal Nacho Libre, it SUCKS to be me right now. Everyone have a margarita for me!
4. Posted by ash on December 31, 2006 6:36 PM
I'm in Australia, and its been 2007 for exactly 13.5 hours.
Soooooooooo..happy new year!!!
Lets make some predictions...I think Britters will continue to party minus underwear...I think Lindsay will continue to be a firecrotch...and I think my prime minister and your president will continue to be in bed together!
5. Posted by eXtasyStef on December 31, 2006 7:47 PM
In Virginia, 10:45pm. My idea of partying consisted of taking my kid to see Charlotte's Web for her B-day, and now I get to do work on my computer. So someone drink one for me too--strawberry margarita, frozen, with salt. Here's to more gratuitous crotch shots, ya'all.
6. Posted by m1ndys on December 31, 2006 8:17 PM
yea virginia!
happy new year to you too, superfish!
7. Posted by Binky on December 31, 2006 8:21 PM
Well , it's still early over here - 5:20 am.
But so far 2007 seems to suck as well.
8. Posted by Binky on December 31, 2006 8:22 PM
OOppps Deja whatever
Well , it's still early over here - 5:20 am.
But so far 2007 seems to suck as well.
9. Posted by Mo on December 31, 2006 8:27 PM
Happy 2007 all! May all your alcohol be the good stuff and your undies be off only when the cameras aren't rolling.
10. Posted by Binky on December 31, 2006 8:44 PM
And - for the good of the children - don't drink and blog...
11. Posted by suzy on December 31, 2006 9:24 PM
1. i love how that pic is from 2006 lmao
2. i also wish the master behind superificial and all of the site's readers a very happy, wonderful, safe, and blessed new year!!
-Suzy
12. Posted by Peter Coffin on December 31, 2006 9:36 PM
Daughtry - they recorded a platinum-selling album, played live on Fox's New Years, and suck.
Creed meets Fuel... now THAT's a winning combination...
13. Posted by Kristin on December 31, 2006 9:50 PM
Happy New Year. =]
14. Posted by lilystar on December 31, 2006 9:52 PM
Happy New Year everyone!!! ♥
15. Posted by penissary contact on December 31, 2006 9:54 PM
happy new year!!! this year is special for me - i rang in the new year with sudden anal sex by a stranger! i'm torn and happy! big tip for all of you: the color for 2007 is blood red!!!
16. Posted by Kate on December 31, 2006 10:06 PM
Happy New Year, bitches! Love ya all!
You too Superfish!
17. Posted by magickal on December 31, 2006 10:17 PM
I'm on my third bottle of brut.
Happy New Years, my fellow cunts and douches.
I mean that with love. :)
Two thousand mother fuckin' seven biotches!
18. Posted by madaboutmark on December 31, 2006 11:20 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
WITH LOVE!!
OK,
THANKS!
19. Posted by Trey on December 31, 2006 11:42 PM
happy new years!!!!!
20. Posted by mztry on January 1, 2007 12:34 AM
Happy New Year from one of us
Who does it nicely and won't cuss
But feels the need to make a fuss
To Britney and to Lindsay too
Another year... a new tatoo
Better times for both of you
To Nicoles Kidman and Richee
Better times I hope you'll see
And grams of weight to gain with glee
Kristen can hold her head up higher
Which comes from hangin' with a spider
While jealous people just get snider
Tara's not a Frankenstein
Compared to all of you she's fine
And looking better all the time
But I'll pray this year for Tom and Kate
Whose name he's changed you've heard of late
There are some things I can't relate
God Bless Tiny Tim!
21. Posted by cayana on January 1, 2007 12:43 AM
Happy New Year Superficial!
Wahaha.. 3 months of posts gone.. all the fighting and namecalling and potty talk.. Let us have a moment of silence for all those lost posts. *muffled laughter*
22. Posted by Cherokee Chocolate on January 1, 2007 2:33 AM
Happy New Year Superfish and Friends!!! 2007 is going to freakin' rock!!!
23. Posted by MrSemprini on January 1, 2007 4:13 AM
New year comes softly
Still the night sleeps
Until Paris takes off her panties
24. Posted by Lowlands on January 1, 2007 7:05 AM
Hey people!I wish you all a happy new year!I know i'm a bit late but i was all day busy with charity works blah,blah and bringing the living word blah,blah and semen.I just put the second bottle of champagne between those front-fleshpillows of this amazing woman to keep the bottle on temperature.The service is also much better this way,just pinch the niple for a imediate refill.If there're some bitches which don't like this,you can clit-slap me later.I hope you all enjoyed your new year!
25. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on January 1, 2007 7:58 AM
Happy New Year!
Hope you all have great sex this year!
26. Posted by Sophie on January 1, 2007 8:00 AM
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Happy New Year 2007
27. Posted by Nikky Raney on January 1, 2007 9:01 AM
happy new year
but i think we should mention things about new years eve
such as rhianna's dress..
when she did her little dance
and how she was not even TRYING to sing.
and christina kissing ryan sea crest and then saying OOPSY MY HUBBY.
and other things :]
28. Posted by Missallanpoe on January 1, 2007 9:18 AM
Lol, ty you too. Man...I didn't make any new years resolutions! Possibly Look hotter this year..if that's possible.
29. Posted by A Memoire on January 1, 2007 10:16 AM
Angelina who?
30. Posted by groonk on January 1, 2007 11:26 AM
just so you know..koalas are mean sumbitches. best break out your best body armor. the kind you use to shake paris hilton's hand would do nicely.
happy new year to all! and to all a good hangover.
31. Posted by Courtney on January 1, 2007 11:29 AM
Happy New Year)(!*#)*#!
I've made your resolution for you, Mr. Superficial - No more Paris Hilton posts! I'm so happy that you've decided to see it my way.
<3333333333333333333333333
32. Posted by BarbadoSlim on January 1, 2007 11:55 AM
Merry New Year all!
Was looking at the Forum section superfishdoode , ouch, is THAT what you wanna go with? It looks like shit. It doesn't look "superfishy" you mess with the look and you're gonna lose hits.
33. Posted by There's a Surprise Inside on January 1, 2007 4:16 PM
Happy New Year, You Dirty Mofos!
I love you BarbadoSlim! Even more now in 2007.
34. Posted by ImaCracka on January 1, 2007 4:43 PM
Happy New Year all......
In a drunken stupor last night I bought a tow hitch off ebay for my Jeep...
How good do you think a tow hitch off Ebay is?
And how sad is my life that on New Years Eve I am surfing Ebay looking for a trailer hitch......
Damn I need a life.....
35. Posted by Denimpetal on January 1, 2007 5:38 PM
LOL ImaCraka that is a splendid way to ring in the new year, I think parties are such a cliche.
I stayed at home with my mum and my little brother. At seven p.m I was saying "no I don't want any champagne" apparently at around 5a.m I stumbled into the living room and screamed "There's no more champagne you bastards! Now what the fuck am I supposed to drink???????" and I called my ex who I'd recently told to fuck off and get over himself and moaned about being all alone at christmas and would he like to come over and give me one for the road?
I am extremely proud of myself. But a lot of me wishes I was on ebay looking for a trailer hitch.
Thankgod, I don't get hangovers! haahahaha
36. Posted by Italian Stallion on January 1, 2007 7:42 PM
I like little boys.
37. Posted by edb87 on January 1, 2007 8:04 PM
I like little girls.
Happy New Year everyone!
38. Posted by killeristic on January 1, 2007 8:06 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
okay. im a little too slow. hahaha.
still HAPPY DAYS AHEAD! 2007!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (:
39. Posted by Italian Stallion on January 1, 2007 8:33 PM
I like licking little boys private parts.
40. Posted by Truthseeker013 on January 2, 2007 12:08 PM
Happy New Year to all of you mad, wonderful souls. You'll be seeing a lotmore of me in the eyars to come. Blame the CIA hit squad that was too inept to close the deal for that...
41. Posted by herbiefrog on January 2, 2007 4:56 PM
lol all you guys :)))
we were busy...
...entertaining
our bitch
looks like we missed some fun thoughts
ttfn
ps fuck you all and happy new year
42. Posted by HollywoodSnark on March 9, 2007 1:29 PM
hopefully this year has much crazy crap happen as last!