Holy run-on sentence Batman!

And he was pretty hilarious in Harold & Kumar. Which is strange because the gays are hardly ever hilarious.

Doogie Howser, F.P.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Can you say WHO CARES?

one by one every male in hollywood will come out.

www.starfruitgossip.com

My gaydar must need a tune-up. I thought he was just a total geek in an almost endearing way.

This, of course, is not shocking,

http://www.celebslam.com

Sorry but...who?

NPHLTC......

Great, he just totally negated half of the funny in Harold and Kumar. "Im gonna burn this mutha fucka down, Pookie lets burn this mutha fucka down!"

OK, so is it only B- or C-list (or X-list) celebrities on here today? WHO is this guy and WHO cares what his sexual orientation is as long as he gets the big O???

perez hilton was the jackass who kept writing articles about outing him. thats who had "interest".

I can't think of a single one, but all you bitches need to come up with the Doogie Howser gay jokes. If anyone cares enough to do so. You know what, nevermind.

I do have a little med school story for you, though. To clarify, I am not a doc. This is me recounting a story that my college housemate shared after a long night in the ER.
So this young gay man comes into the ER around 2 am, in tremendous pain, having difficulty explaining what exactly is causing his pain. They finally narrow it down to his genital area, and get him into an exam room. That's when my friend learns that his patient has spent a quiet evening at home, threading speaker wire up in his penis. I seem to remember that it was a surprisingly loooooong piece of wire, around 3 feet. He said he just kept pushing it in, and pushing it in.....so they load the guy up with morphine, shoot a gang of Lydocaine up in there (why wouldn't they just put him under?) and he is barely conscious when they begin to very gently pull out the wire. Apparently he shot straight up and it took several ezcruciating hours to remove all of it.

If you made it through the whole story, how many men have their legs squeezed together in horror?

eXcruciating. again, I'm no doctor.

This is becoming a fad. Just because Lance came out of the closet to boost his 'career', it doesn't mean that this guy's career will benefit from this sudden outburst of pride. Who is this guy anyway?

So that's not the guy who played Niles on "Frasier"???

Neil Patrick Harris has the nerve to think I was gay... when he was sucking my dick he said it tasted like shit...

More like Spoogie Howser.

I wonder if his character on How I Met Your Mother is gonna turn gay. Is that show still on?

Perhaps theSuperficial should start posting on weekends?
The Angry Ferret has had this one up since Saturday... and alot funnier write-up then the Fish too!

http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

Now he's gonna get stalked by Tom Cruise.

The reason for the timing of this announcement is obvious. That Christian evangelist guy was paying Neil Patrick Harris for gay sex.

PS - TypeKey is gay.

When did "cocks & assholes" become the new black? I feel like I need to wear a strap-on anymore just to "fit in". Are there any guys left who actually like a vag?!?!

you've got to be kidding, the angry ferret site is lame, especially the writing

#12, My sister is an OR Nurse and I will NEVER forget the time when I was about 12 that she told me about the time they had to remove a statue of Mary Mother of Christ out of some gay's anus. That's just sheer blasphemy and I am in no WAY religious.

So does this mean he's a Scientologist? And if so, does he get smooched by Travolta before boarding the plane? That Xenu is getting all of our best talent...

XLTC

pinky- I think my husband still likes the vag, although he did laugh a little too hard at Borat's "loose like sleeve of wizard" bit. So, you may see "mr.t is gay" as the next post on the Fish. He's about as famous as Neil Patrick Harris.

NPH wouldn't do that!

i was going to put the Doogie article on my blog a couple days ago too, but then i thought, "who the fuck cares?".

#25- at least your sister's guy has received reparations from the Catholic church by now. He had that kind of Gay that you get from priests.

I hope he gets a stingray barb in his chest. He rocked in Harold and Kumar. He said the word "furburger". I have been mislead and deceived by a former doctor. I may sue for malpractice. Fuck off.

It must have been especially hard for Doogie to snort that rail of that hottie's ass in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. So he likes the bologna pony, eh. But did he have the hots for Vinnie Delpino back in the day? Now that would be a story worth telling! LMAO...

Instead of climbing through the window maybe Vinne Delpino should have been coming out of the closet.

We saw him last night at Katsu-ya...I'm assuming with his boyfriend. I nearly killed my self trying to get between his Prius and some other car. Damn hybrid driver fuckers... We see him there all the time...I guess he needs to get his fish some how...AM I RIGHT?!

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NPH would never do that.

Whoa. Somebody obviously thinks they are more famous than they actually are.

HELLO FISHIES!!

Got a quick joke for you since we are talking about 'the gays'.

Why doesnt Foley use bookmarks?

Cuz he likes his pages bent over.

Thank you - thank you - I will be here all day!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOGIE NOT YOU!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO OH GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH TO CARRY ON...NO NO NO {slowly drops to her knees}

Whew! What a relief! I suppose I can do what I have always wanted to do in life, like become a doctor, now that I have finally received sexuality confirmation on Neil Patrick Harris. This is truly a day to remember.

Thanks Brain. I do love to track Doogie!

Lance Bass, Neil Patrick Harris, the guy from Grey's Anatomy or the brother from "Frasier": Do they think we don't KNOW?!

Most Gay actors and actresses can't play straight!

Ellen couldn't, Rosie O'Donell couldn't, Rupert Everett couldn't and these bozos couldn't either...

Now I'm just waiting on Eva Longoria, Mandy Moore and that other guy from Grey's Anatomy to come out...

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NPH left the church at a young age because he felt he wasn't being reared properly... but he came back, because he couldn't leave his priest's behind...

(crickets)

What do you mean no one has thought about him in 10 years? He made a comeback in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, and now he's in a hit show on CBS...so I can believe that people were starting to show a little more interest in him. I'm surprised that he's gay, but not really. He's good at playing a horny straight guy though.

FYI, He's been pretty 'open' about being gay and actually, I was surprised when he 'came out' in People because I didn't know he was still 'IN'.... It's a PR ploy...it's like a trump card for gay celebs. I wouldn't be surprised if there are celebs out there who have 'come out' more than once.

http://www.thespinzone.com

Personally, I'm just waiting for Gina Gershon to come out because that's when I'll come out of the closet for a couple days just to make out with her

FYI, He's been pretty 'open' about being gay and actually, I was surprised when he 'came out' in People because I didn't know he was still 'IN'.... It's a PR ploy...it's like a trump card for gay celebs. I wouldn't be surprised if there are celebs out there who have 'come out' more than once.

http://www.thespinzone.com

Personally, I'm just waiting for Gina Gershon to come out because that's when I'll come out of the closet for a couple days just to make out with her

damn double post again...sorry...

#14 -- What's becoming a fad is that fat @$$ Perez Hilton outing people. I wish someone would close him down.

Remember when the latest gay fad was shoving gerbils up their asses? I recall a pet store owner catching shit at the time for not selling small mammals to apparent homosexuals. I think everyone probably has a "gay guy going to the ER" story. Disgusting. But hey, they're just like us - right?

Ooooh goody, another one for our side.

Come one, come all... but cum often! Hee Hee

@20.. Did you drop the towel yet BigJimmy?
I'm waiting with bated breath!

Yuck, Fucking Yuck- NOT a huge fan of gay men. The THOUGHT of two guys buttfucking is hideous and just nasty. And I don't give a fuck who knows that I can't stand it.

#49 & #50 Just nevermind..

Why am I not surprised? I'm telling you, every week, someone is going to come out of the closet. We had like 3 in the past 1-2 months. I bet someone else is coming out this weekend, or before Thanksgiving.

Why am I not surprised? I'm telling you, every week, someone is going to come out of the closet. We had like 3 in the past 1-2 months. I bet someone else is coming out this weekend, or before Thanksgiving.

Perez Hilton is an asshole. We all knew about NPH, but people shouldn't be forced out of the closet like that dickhead keeps doing. He's making the gay community look terrible.

But kudos for NPH.

#55 Are you also in fear of being "outed"?

#55 Kudos for what, getting dicks in his mouth??

This may be the wrong thread for me.

The public eye has always been kind to me too. Probably because I'm not a star. Employing logic, I'll conclude that Neil Patrick Harris isn't a star either and no one gives a shit if he sucks dick or not.

Who gives a shit it's not like he's cool anymore.

#41 Rock Hudson, Montgomery Clift, Rudolph Valentino, Richard Chaimberlin etc.. they all played straight.

As for what the interest in his personal life lately is...the PErez Hilton blog has been trying to out him for the last few weeks, I guess Perez got tired of kissing up to Paris Hilton and decided to write about something else.

you sound like a gay

NPH rules your asses! (no pun intended) Gay or not gay! He was the greatest straightest pusshound ever in Harold & Kumar and I hope he at least makes a cameo in the next one.

if he grabbed my finger and jammed it up his ass, i'd wait a minute or so before i pulled it out and licked it.

#63 Ewww!

#56 - Nope. Out and proud.

#57 - Yep.

and I'm just soooooo SHOCKED!!!!! **crying uncontrollably** now my dreams of having a child prodigy with the seed of doogie howser, md are dashed! Dashed I say, against the majestic rocks of the sea of life, oh wahhhhhh ahh ahhh ahh! someone please pass me a kleenex! *sniff sniff, hiccup hiccup, rolling eyes*...

mr. doogie howser is a nurse???
http://www.99rides.com/videos/Lowrider/1957_cadillac_speedster_custom

Doogie was hysterical playing himself in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)as the hopped up on xtasy, heterosexual, poontang hunter. Guess he IS good at acting.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#57- Because straight girls NEVER give head or have anal sex, right Sweetie?

Maybe I'm a gay man, too. Better tell my husband when he gets home.

BLucky, nicely played, keeping your cool and smelling like a rose.

I don't know what's up with the other comments, but "How I Met Your Mother" has to be a Top-20 show, it has a fairly original concept and Doogie is the best character on it.

My estimation would be that 'discreet chaos' equal 'closet homo' in english.

Neil Patrick likes Brautwurst in his shit-factory.

I read Perezhilton this weekend and there are PAGES and PAGES harranguing Neil Patrick Harris about his sexuality. Not just one or two or three pages here an there.

"What is this "speculation and interest" in his private life that he speaks of? I don't think anybody has thought about Doogie Howser for the past 10 years. This would be like Gary Coleman crawling out of the backseat of the car he's been living in to announce he's gay. Only less interesting, because at least Coleman is funny to look at."

Really? I'm not a huge fan of the show, but he is the star of How I Met Your Mother, which is a top 20 show. Millions of people watch him every week. So, it's not like he's washed up.

"Big Brother 69"

Starring: Neil Patrick Harris, Dr. Will Kirby

Coming soon in 2007!

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

considering that 10% of the population is same sex attracted(at least admittedly}, meaning that most of the world is "straight". maybe 20%-30% in the more cultured areas for obvious reasons. the gays with thing found in their ass in e.r.s has so run it's course!!! years ago when living in a long tem hotel here in sobe i ran into probably the hottest and straightest god i've ever seen. greek, dark hair, green eyes, you know, like a michaelangelo statue. one night while taking my trash out back, i noticed his blinds were open. knowing i was out of the running, it was not past me take a gander(since a goose was out of the question}. he was naked on a chair. boner, lube porno, mags,tit clamps and poppers spread across the bed! hurray, he WAS a queen!!! at which point his girl walks out of the batroom with a strap-on. while staights are busy calling us freaks, they are, as recent "scandals" have proven, more and more by their outing the true repressed freaks. guys, not girls have a gland that when massaged induces orgasm. i'ts about four inches up the ass. it's called a prostate.not a gay gland or a straight gland. just a fucking gland. it's designedto feel good, so get over the gerbil, mustard jar, etc... stories and accept already that we're all in this thing called life together. rest mary.

Why is it that most HOM0s feel like they just MUST "dispel any rumors or misconceptions"... what a laugh… who gives a shit if doogie loves taking it in the backdoor, and loves the taste of shitty, smelly, hairy, MAN-ASS in his mouth!?!?!???... not me, or anyone I know, that's for sure... People- (especially HOMOs) need to take the Morrissey approach on this subject... i.e. it's nobodies business, it's private, nobody cares, so FUCK-OFFFFFF... piece out niggas … the “piece out niggas” part is my addition ...

hmmm, i thought it was common knowledge that this homo was out of the closet.

i am a chic and i bet he would beg me to put on a strap on and fuck him like the bitch he is...

#76
“considering that 10% of the population is same sex attracted(at least admittedly}, meaning that most of the world is "straight". maybe 20%-30% in the more cultured areas for obvious reasons.”….. WTF- put the fuckin’ crack pipe down, boner-breath!!! … where in the hell do you get the figures of 10 to 30% of the population being Carpet-munchers or Butt-pirates… you’re kidding right!?!?!!! … Try about 1 to 3% most probably closer to the 1% figure according to every governmental and any legitimate private data gathering organization, and those are world wide figures… if the numbers you fabricated here were even remotely close to being accurate, American society- NO the entire human race would be in real danger of extinction in a VERY short period time… Wake up douche-boy and smell the Astro-Glide. Your entire blurb was LAME, especially your little Playboy Forum-esque fantasy story… NIGGA PLEASE… LAME, LAME, LAME

Yeah, the inane fighting is getting lame and tiresome.

Dare I say it, where's danielle when you need her?

#48: by the way:

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosexuality/gerbil.asp

I knew he was growing up too fast going to goddammed college when he was 9.

I'm sorry but Neil Patrick Harris is hilarious. He was one of my favorites in Harold & Kumar...just picturing him in that limo with those chicks in the sunroof...sorry, but it's even funnier to me now!

Do ya think?

i stand corrected skankyouwhatever(#79). kinsey's original 10% has recently been replaced by 4.1%-4.7% which indeed comes closer to your 3% re"butt"al. do note however, that my original comment(#76) spoke of same sex ATTRACTION. this phenomena occures in over 1200 animal species, other than our own, which could possibly explain your sub-human response. in prison a man that has boyfriends goes back to his wife and kids. gay, straight? who the fuck cares? you apparently! in a 1996 u. of g. psyciatric study homo porn was shown seperatly to a group of hetros and another group of hetro/homophobes. afterwards the hetros when questioned as to their reactions, the responses concurred with the response of the penile plethsmorgraphy used. yet when the phobes were questioned, as much as they swore disgust, their erectile reaction spoke the truth. BONER CITY!. in fact double the reaction of the real hetros! this led the study, and the psychiatrists that conducted it, to the very obvious conclusion that gaybashing, either physical or verbal, is equal to outing ones self. now those are indeed some figures that you, skank, can proceed to shove up your own ass. as i am a card carrying, cock sucking, cum swallowing and very happy FAG, i would recommend that you pull your girlfriend's vibrator out of your own uptight ass first. foley, haggard, next up skank?

[Cue corny end credits music]

Dear Diary,
Today I found my first pube.........in Vinny's mouth. I think I need to tell Wanda to either strap one on or take a hike.

Doogie

Butt Pirate!

Lots of "interest and speculation" about his private life?

He's obviously confusing himself with Lance Bass.

#85

Oh dear… I’m afraid I’ve gotten poor little smellyjay’s panties all bunched up … I’m so sorry sweetheart, I didn’t mean to demolish your world with all of my annoying facts and all that logic, please forgive me! … but if you are using data from degenerates like Kinsey who at this point has had the bulk of his research “facts” discredited… by your own admission- “kinsey's original 10% has recently been replaced by 4.1%-4.7%”. Which again, is still wrong, the numbers ARE 1 to 3% PERIOD, do your research gay bait, and this time get your facts from reputable sources that expound on the truth and real facts as they are. Not from sources like your buddies at NAMBLA or others of your ilk, that twist their results into ONLY what you want or need to read and hear to calm the dark storm in your soul.
It’s interesting that you brought up the “same sex” attraction argument in animals, followed directly by your example of prison inmates… the ONLY animals that have ever shown a “same sex” attraction, are animals who are kept in captivity. In other words, these animals, just like their human counterparts, are locked in cages, prisoners in an unnatural state unable to go about the natural process of life… it is because of this confinement that both human and animal captives MAY exhibit what you call “same sex” attraction. This of course does not in anyway mean that they are homosexual. There has NEVER been ANY evidence proving that ANY animal species in the wild is homosexually inclined. Nature is much more pragmatic and smart in many ways then human beings… but this is all VERY-VERY complex scientific issue, and FAR more than your obviously limited elementary school education would ever let you understand… not only that, but the chance is very high that at this point most of your brain is probably been eaten away by all the coke, speed, X, alcohol, POPPERS etc. that you’ve consumed has almost certainly turned you into a drooling moron that has to be spoon fed, and made to wear a diaper so as stop you from ruining the carpet and furniture… You site a bunch of other erroneous information here which I could go through one by one and obliterate, but again what’s the point… it would be like Newton trying to teach a gold fish calculus. No my friend your mind is locked up tight, and steeped in the depravity of your chosen homosexual life style, LOGIC NEED NOT APPLY… the bad news you’re a lost little boy, the good news is, anything lost can be found again— So, why don’t you get that cock out of your mouth or ass- whatever, straighten up and fly right!!! You’ll be glad you did… you should listen to good sense, otherwise things might go a like this… first Rock Hudson, second Liberace, next up…Smeejay! … weee! I bid thee fair well- sweet prince… OXOXOXO

Oh, who gives a damned, doesn't do anything for me one way or the other. When I was young no God Damned body was gay, now that I'm old every God Damned young actor in Hollywood is gay. Life sure is a fucking all out bitch.