first?

Watching that just made me burn my copy of Moby Dick. It's that bad.

Alright everyone, granted she is a big girl, you have to admit, she is still attractive, for a bigger girl.

Like I've stated before, I'd plow this 'til the cows came home, then, I'd do the cows, aaaaaaaand the goats and then Oprah, for good measure.

back to fat,,old, mirror-kissing cokeheads in bikinis. wow. how truly cutting edge. it was painful and boring the first time we read about it here, why would adding a video of it make it more exciting? there's lots of other fun things happening to laugh about...like these pictures of drunk and filthy Matthew McConnahoweverthefuckyouspellit.
http://socialitelife.com/2006/11/06/matthew_mcconaughey_nixes_threesome_to_avoid_bad_karma.php

i just barfed in my funderpants. oh wait, that as poo, eww!

http://www.funderpants.com

Look's like she had a WHALE of a good time...........

it's always an ugly scene when girls feel good about their bodies

Oprah looks so hungry.

She certainly brings new meaning to the term "Thunder Thighs". Maybe "Explosive Cannon Thighs"?

when did manatees start walking upright on heels?

WHOOF! And to think she was once a hot vulcan.

If you read thru one of the links on the K-fed story below this one you can see a sample Kirsty meal: "Three eggs, three slices of bacon, toast. Six to 10 cups of pasta with butter. I could slather butter on it all day long. Bread, but instead of having just one piece, I’d eat half a loaf.” The“Fat Actress” star told Life magazine, describing a typical day's menu less than two years ago, when the five-foot-eight actress weighed 220 pounds. “Steak with olive oil drizzled all over. Twenty sugar-free Popsicles. Twelve grape sodas. Chips. Two burritos. A tostada. I was eating six, seven, eight thousand calories a day.”

good for her!

Thank God you guys are here to say the things I cannot...because I love to make fun of people but I just can't make fun of her. Even though it hurts my eyes a lil.

Good for her?! Disgusting for us! I love how she holds on to that scarf for dear life to prevent the horror that would ensue had we actually caught a glimpse of that blimp-sized ass...

I hear they can't get a decent picture of her outside, especially in a slight breeze. All that extra skin flaps in the winds, always making her look blurry. True story.

The real mystery here is why is a Hardy boy still baning that mamajamma?

The SuperFish watches Oprah... Buwahahaha!!

I especially liked her unflattering "stripper-hose".

http://www.veryliberating.com

TAKE IT OFF!

TAKE IT ALL OFF!!

The USCG reports that the recent seismic activity is due to a pair of elephant-like cankles walking into Oprah's studio.

I heard there is a new Star Wars movie coming out introducing Jaba The Hut into mix and they asked Kirstie to play Jaba. Finally a role she would be perfect for............

I always thought she was pretty and for being plus size she looks really good! I'd rather look at plus size woman like Kirstie then deathly thin woman like Nicole Richie.

Got milk?

17-where have you been? she and parker stevenson have been divorced for a while now.

poor kirstie, she's a good sport, but i'll watch midget pr0n before i watch her strut around in a bikini.

You go Kirstie! She looks great.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I love this site for its witty commentary on the lives of celebrities, but you people suck. Most of you posting on here weigh a lot more than the 145 pounds she weighs and you look ten times worse. She only looks fat because the rest of the skinny bitches on this site are wearing a size 0 and not a 12. I'm proud to be a "big" girl and I can only hope to look that amazing when I'm 55.

I see fat people.

#18--Good one, my friend!

Oprah is the smug example of all that is evil in Holly-high on its horse-wood!

If Oprah isn't showing off all the people that love her, she's baiting people that she doesn't like to come on the show and judge them on her thone!

The real test of a human being is if they lost EVERYTHING, what would they do??

Oprah? I'm thinking Info-mercials or R-rated movies (I'm being nice)...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

She looks great! Ya, her thighs are big (which everyone keeps mentioning), but she's tight, no flabby stuff or cellulite. You can tell she works out, and that's attractive.

#28 i can only hope that i never get drunk enough to roll you in flour and look for the wet spot (no offense).

31--if she's not flabby then why did she wear stripper hose to keep it all in place?

#28: My only gripe with her is that she's totally lying about how much she weighs (and how much she weighed). As someone who actually weighs 145 (and looks 10 times thinner), I'm insulted that she would even say she weighs that little.

And, about the comments about her figure, I think everyone else is just extremely bothered by her ginormous thighs. See, because excessive anything is never attractive (i.e. too skinny, too big). Ultimately, though, she looks happy and slimmer so good for her. I just hope someone hacks into her medical records because my guess is she weighs about 175-190.

Shoot me for this long comment.

kirstie's an actress with (very) limited talent, and to do any work in her chosen profession she can't be a fattie. she doesn't look "great" at this size for an actress. if she decides to go to work for the post office, we shouldn't make fun of her. until then, put some fuckin clothes on when you appear before the cameras on national tv. those thighs could feed an entire african village for a year, according to sally strothers.

@28
If you're fine with being a "big" girl, then good for you. But don't get all pissy and accuse all of us of being "big" too to make yourself feel better. If you're really fine with how you look, then it shouldn't bother you.

This was on Oprah? Jesus Christ, I thought I had been watching Animal Planet.

i literally just puked on my keyboard

http://www.celebslam.com

Wow, her and Shrek would make a good looking couple.

I'm with 34.

There's a greater chance of Kirstie growing a scrote on her chin than her weighing 145# in that video.

She's 5'7. I'm 5'9 and 135#, and there's no damn way she's only 10# more than I am, even taking into account the extra 2" of height.

I think she looks pretty good, actually. I just hate that she lies about the numbers. Pathetic.

Anyway, she should be careful of the Oprah Curse. As soon as people show off their big weight loss on Oprah, they immediately blimp back up to more than their original weight. Always happens.

http://www.geocities.com/holly_geaux_lightly/my_corner.html

@28- Why are you proud to be fat? Fat people have a disease called obesity. It's fairly easy to control, just stop eating so much you fat slob. That's as smart as saying "I'm proud to be a heroin addict", or "I'm proud to molest children". By saying you're proud to be fat, you are saying that you are lazy, with no desire to improve your health because it takes work and dedication. You fat monkey, you should stop pretending you are proud to be a huge fat-body, and admit that you are lazy and worthless. You make me sick and I hope you choke on a Cracker Jack.

@28...This isn't the place to be sympathetic. Please try Overeaters Anonymous.

I'm sorry, but #41 and #42's comments nearly had milk squirting outta my nose...and I'm not even drinking milk.

Overheard backstage:

"yes that's right, 145lbs! No really... wait, oh you mean in total... HAHAHAHAHA... oh God no, I'm much fucking fatter than that... I thought you were just talking about my dimply ass... do you have a cigarette..?"

well at least she's not wearing a dildo in her ass.

#28, you're clearly bothered by your pigotry or you wouldn't be so whiny. Now fetch & go make nice somewhere else... *throws a raw steak*

Biatcho - #28 will only eat that steak if you covered it in corn syrup, a half pound of butter, and sprinkles. Oh, and cotton candy. Fat fucks love cotton candy...

rich, perhaps I can also drip it in baconfat, wrap it in a pizza & fry it?

Nice. You people make me sick. Have fun sitting at your computers looking at porn and chatting on Star Wars websites in your mom's basement because you can't find a woman to love you in spite of being bald, beer bellied and unemployed.

#49, holler upstairs and ask your mom to make us some cookies, loser.

#28
when you go out, how does it feel to sit on a wooden chair? do you get scared that the legs might break off? do you have to ask for a metal chair instead? Do you go straight to the dessert menu? I'm just wondering how you fat fucks think when you go out to eat.

#50 - As soon as I'm done making her bark like a dog, she'll make all the cookies you want. And brownies with that funky stuff... I like those.

#51 - HA!!! She has the chair reinforced with kyrptonite.

28--does the word "glutton" make you a) cry; b) say, "Present."; or c) run for a dictionary?

@49- I admire your bravery posting your myspace picture on here. I also admire your the fact you don't feel the need to exercise and be thin. I see you have a picture of you with a crown. I'm glad the land of Fat and Ugly made you their Queen. And please don't eat the bunny in the first picture. I know when it's feedin' time you lose control, but just step away from the bunny.

Yeah. Pretty sure I just puked my pants.

Papa, I always look for your comments. You will never top the "Trump" one. It sounded so serious

You people are killing me today...

This confirms my belief that all girls named Shelly are fat slobs. Apparently blind too.

@49 shell0225 - Hank...your ugly dude alter ego, looks like any 70's pornstar.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5706583&imageID=290260309

From shell0225 - Here's me and my bunny Skippy.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5706583&imageID=37011339

Wasn't Sarah-Jeans dog named Skippy??

From shell0225 - Here's me being a big fat cow.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5706583&imageID=932593848From

Shell0225 is so fat that when she walks across the room, the radio skips.

shell0225 says, Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was FAT like me?

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5706583&imageID=1376028855

From shell0225 - Well, well, well it looks as if shell0225 has a bone to pick with theSuperficial. This is from her 'latest blog entry" from her MySpace.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

A black mark against The Superficial
Current mood: pissed off

I frequently post items from thesuperficial.com and encourage people to go to the site and have a good laugh. However, today I have a major complaint. The site posted photos and a clip of Kirstie Alley wearing a bikini on Oprah, flauting the 75 pounds she has lost on Jenny Craig. She's 55 years old, and I think she looks amazing.

For those of you who don't know, I have been on Jenny Craig for the past 6 months, and so far I've lost 30 pounds. And based on the reaction I've gotten to recent photos on this site, I'm getting the impression that people think I look good, despite the fact that I weigh about 40 pounds more than Kirstie. On The Superficial, they completely made fun of her for being a hideous fat ass, and the people who commented on the story seemed to share the same opinion.

I think society gets so used to seeing these celebrities who wear size 0, 2 or 4 and weigh under 120 pounds that we think that's what normal is. But most guys I know would rather have a girl with some T&A than a bag of bones. Again, I am sad today by the attitudes of people in general. There are so many more important issues out there than how big some woman's ass is. Maybe we should focus on that and stop being assholes.

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#63
France called. They want you to burn that maid's costume and promise never to do it again.

BRAIN- From the AP:

Chicago, IL (AP): A 30 year old woman critically injured her pet rabbit in an apparent attempt to overcome her embarrassment resulting from several pictures of herself posted on a popular internet gossip site. "Shell0225" was found by a roommate gnawing the third of four legs off of her pet rabbit while uncontrollably sobbing and mumbling something about a "brain embolism". After a fierce battle, the roommate, whom which suffered several bite wounds and scratch marks, freed the nearly dead rabbit from the overwieght woman's jaws and rushed it to a local vet. The police responding to the scene could not tame the woman with tear gas or tazers, and she was tranquilized with a high-powered buffalo sedative. She was tranfered to the Chicago State Zoo and Aquarium for further observation.

64--Fat chicks are bitter. That's all there is to it.

jello225, because I commend your bravery I, too, willpost a picture of myself for all to see (sorry, I'm not a lame-ass with a myspace page, this is the best I can come up with).

http://www.wethotamericansummer.com/a/picture-ken.jpg

@66 PapaHotNuts - I here sirens coming down my street right now... Gotta go!!

#68 biatcho - You look like "Horshack"!

I am no jew, sir!

@68- Nice jewfro.

@71 - At least your not FAT.

jello225? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I fear we may never hear from Jenny "The Rabbit Fucker" Craig ever again. She's buried her face in a tub of cheap ice cream, and looks like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface. Everytime she gets up, in her diabetic stupor, she's grabs her soup ladel and screams at her gallon sized tub "I want you to meet my lil friend!!!"

She will curse the Fish for years to come. This ain't no fucking pillow party...

#49
Where the fuck does she get off calling any of us beer bellied? Aren't we supposed to be damn proud of it? Not that I have one.

#66- I'm crying! You're sick & I love it!

@66- That's the funniest thing I have read on the Fish in a long time! If you want to come up to Little Rock, I'll make it worth your while.

Shell0225 - sorry dear, looks like your ass got played (over and over and over again)! If I were you, I would make like a baby and head on outta here.

Shell is SJTLQ's fat kindred spirit.

79. Maybe she ate SJTLQ? Nah... we aren't so lucky.

WHOA! Wait a minute. This Shell0225 is giving ME a bad name.

For the record I think it's great that Kirstie Alley has lost weight but I don't think old people should be wearing bikinis at all much less on TV for millions of people to be grossed out by.

if Shell0225 thinks Kirstie weighs 145lbs and she thinks she weighs only 40lbs more than Kirstie, this society has truly gone bonkers.

WTF is going on here?!

OH, and may I just add? If Kirstie felt like gracing us with her trunk-legged presence in a bikini to show off how "proud" she is of her body, why the fuck did she squeeze into those pantyhose to hide the cheese?

LMFAO @ Shell0225's two full blogs about this website. Holy shitbags!

slap the fat and ride the ripple comes to mind.

Haven't you all figured it out yet?
Morph it:
Shell0225
DanShell0225
DanShell
. . . .
Yes, I went there.
Like Bill Murray said in Stripes,
It . . . is . . . a-LIVE!!"

I do have to agree with #23 though - I'd rather watch Kirstie's ass ripple up her back while I'm pounding her instead of hearing Nicole Ritchie's pelvis crack as I slammed it in. That succulent large curd cottage cheese . . . uh-oh, wait for it!!

>^O.'.'.

And comparing Kirstie with midget porn does a disservice to midgets.

66-Gotta luv it. Keep it coming.

She'll never have her great look from the 80's back so don't bother!

I wonder how deep that cervix is? Probably like an aircraft hangar. But, aside from the hangar, what about the (heavy) hangers? Ok, it's sick, but does anyone have anything on the size of her aureolas??

hey, you guys want to know shell's real name, it's michelle patterson...what a mistake posting her myspace account doesn't she realize that sherlock holmes lives here.

http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/local/chicago/staff.cfm

Come on. She lost over 75 fucking pounds. She's no supermodel, but she's not gonna break any mirrors.

ripping shell0225 so badly (pictures, real identity) was overboard. she only posted 2 comments, and the negative parts were similar to stuff that's thrown on the board every day, nothing especially harsh at all. you guys miss fighting with danielle. that's pretty sad.

tim, your a douchebag, a 15 year old could have dug-up her name thru her my space account, its her own fault for posting it on here, what the hell did she think that she can get tons of hit and not pay the consequences, she should thank me for showing her how simple it was to find her real name.

yeah you're right she asked for it. that's always a great defense.

are you on dope or just a dope? making up words, where did you read "she asked for it". why don't you get back to work before your boss finds out what your doing and decide to whip you.

i'd still fuck that doggy style

i like those thunder thighs

I'd like to offer the conclusion to this ridiculous retaliation against "Shelly"...in the style of Dave Letterman, just well, because I feel like it.

And the number 1 reason to hate The Superficial...

They let anyone in their wrong mind sign up for an account!

Like 13 year old boys in their chain-smoking mom's basements, who only think of tub girl or Kate Moss when they think of women's bodies!

I would say this site could be drastically improved (and taken more seriously; read: ADS!) by invite only comments like gawker uses. And I ain't shillin' for them, so screw off if you think so.

This is of course, all in line with my election day platform for my new political party, "Teenagers Ruin the Internet".

Somewhere, Tim Berners Lee is shaking his fist violently.

Hey, bigponie, watch out, Opera might be coming to knock down your door.

I say those who learn big guinea words from The Godfather be banned from this site forever. This fucko sounds like the guy at work who tries to start up a revolution by screaming "let's all walk out... they need us more than we need them" and runs into the elevator with nothing but dust behind him kicking up in the air. Make like Grizzlyman and take a hike.

hey pezzon_yourface, first of all you should'nt talk about your son that way and let him out of the basement once in a while,second if oprah comes knocking down my door it's because she wants a ponie-ride and we all know thats gonna cost her plenty and third Tim Berners Lee is not shaking his fist but rather is giving you a great big FUCK YOU finger.

If she looked good I'd be the first one to admit it because I had a bit of a crush on her when she was on Cheers.

Unfortunately, that's the fattest 145 I've seen. And those pics of her at 220 are burned into my memory, thus rendering her unlook-able at-able ever again.

25 more pounds and i'd bang that grandma

Why do you people keep testing our vomiting abilities? My throat can't take anymore stomach acid.

#103
Rough on the throat, but still cheaper than Jennie Craig.

#104, true.

I guess everyone that posts on this site has to have the same negative opinion of celebrities, or else they get the shit reamed out of them. Shell0225, maybe when you post your differing opinion, it helps not to insult people. How do you know "most" of the people on this site posting are over 145 and look 10x worse than Kirstie? You don't. So maybe that's why you got the shit reamed out of you. If you're gonna cast stones, and throw out the bait that you're "proud to be a big girl", expect the Fish to bite.

That being said, I also think Kirstie looks great for her age. A hell of a lot better than she did a couple years ago, anyway. She looks healthier, and happier, and that is a good thing.

Now that I'm reading my comment over,I guess I'd better explain that the first sentence was facetious.

Hmmm I thought this forum was supposed to be about snappy commentary on the ridiculous lives of celebrities not an amateur remake of Lord of the Flies. Yet, repeatedly, this fucking place bogs down into bashing somebody who the *cough* "in crowd" has decided to depise -- I think it was "danielle" a few posts back.

Nice to know my junior highschool forced reading assignment is still relevant -- Lord of the Flies LIVES!!!!

I still say 145 my ass.But,I digress...If I were her,and (YES she looks a helluva lot better now,major props)I would get a butt load of lipo on the ass,hip and thigh area.She has the Pear-Shaped girl curse,poor soul,nothing Dr 90210 cant fix.

Plus-Kristie,if youre gonna parade with a bikini or underwear it looked more like-LOSE THE SAUSAGE CASING!

Whatever. Kirstie looks HOT. I'm happy for her.

I wasn't going to post because I don't really want to give this the time of day, but social conscience tells me I should.

First of all, I think you should back off. I give Kirstie kudos for being 55 years old and losing 75 pounds. She did it and wanted other people to know that they can too.

I think you sink to a pretty big low by making fun of her. I know the bitchy queen thing is really big in the States now but really, I would like to see any of you take off your clothes and strut in front of 30 million people.

Why is it your job to make fun of people and their body shapes? Why give girls around the world complexes? Do you have any friends who look like her? Would you be so callous as to tell them that they belong in a zoo?

Your site is called superficial and congratulations, you are just that. It's sad really, because you're no longer making fun of the ridiculousness of the culture, you become it. I wonder if that was your purpose from the beginning.

You do nothing to propel the world forward. Your lack in progressiveness is a sad state of the world and soon, one day your little blog will be no longer. And your 15 minutes will be up.

Be more responsible. You should never make fun of someone's physical appearance, it's pathetic. I want to see what you'll look like at 55. Point the finger towards yourself.

Sorry dude, but you're a dud. And your stabs at Kirstie Alley only show how sad you really are.

I'm glad oprah doesn't hunt wild game or this would have been it for kristie.

it takes a lot of perseverance and willpower to lose 75lb. that should be praised, and not condemned. granted, she is no supermodel, but she is definitely more attractive and a LOT healthier than she was the last time. nearly half of all americans are obese. at least she's done something to better herself.

Kristie is beautiful!!

Why don't you guys stop being so mean to her!!!..It's just like if you were insulting the whole country...'remember the high % of FAT Asses in the United States????!!!!

I know it's not a place to be nice but you know at least...admit Kristie's not ugly!!
She has a few pounds to lose but she's still beautiful!!

Like the song says, "She's a brick shithouse". Anyway, I'd like to know what kind of magic lenses are used on those cameras. Oprah looks hot! I'd hit it (if I had magic lens specs for protection).

you know, I think she looks good for her age and always prevalent weight problem.

I would.

Some of y'all out there commenting are just plain mean. I will agree on two observations,however...hooray for Kirstie for losing so much weight--she looks great! Butt, there's no way she weighs 145 lbs. I am 5'2" and weigh 148 and with her height she can't weigh less than me. I would believe 154. Maybe she's got her digits mixed up!

Oh yeah--will somebody tell me where I can buy a pair of the "stripper's hose" Kirstie is wearing? I've never heard of them until today when reading the comments. I definitely could use some of those!!!

I did not see the video, but i have seen recent photos of her. I think she is extremely beautiful for her age especially, and I love her voice. Yes her thighs are a bit big, but they are not flabby, and yes even attractive. I think their is more to beauty than weight alone. I have the opposite problem, I am a man who cannot gain weight to save my life and boy have I tried so as to please my wife.