what a moron

first?

P.S. What a douche.

2nd :(

The 300 people who did show up were homeless guys who heard there was a free delousing.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Maybe he'll die now.

Nevermind, that's just too much to hope for.

a few years from now when they feature the great K-Fed's rise to stardom on "Behind the Music" you'll all feel like fools for not appreciating and recognizing his immense talent. Now excuse me and piss off whilst I go refresh my meds...

300 people showed up? What... did he pay them to show up?

nevertheless i'd happily suck his enormous cock

I can just hear it now, "Them Yankee city folk don't know good muzik when they hears it, Kay-vin. You done a good job, baby."

I. Hate. Him.

I see a big black "L" slowly materializing on his sloped forehead.

Hee heeeeeee! Wigger goin' down! Wigger goin' down!

gee whiz....i mean after that MASTERFUL performance where he fooled everyone with small children at the teen choice awards.....i would've thought that he was packing in the crowds....what a tool.

Fucking Typekey just made my computer do the funky chicken and I had to shut everything down.

That stupid thing is gayer than Neil Patrick and K-Earl put together.

But not quite as gay as TC.

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Awesome! What a tool!

I want to see pictures of the attendees. I need to see what these people look like.

he needs to have his wife show up, walk around behind him and drop a baby or two. at least that would get people in.

HA! get used to it POPOFAG

poo poo , poo poo fag, poo poo fag

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Wassup? Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Word, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard, Ya heard.

This went on for thirty minutes unitl he mentioned "my nigga" on stage and a black security guard killed him.

Who's the queer with the bandana?

this idiot really just needs to stop already.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

I can't wait for Wesbter Hall to go the route of CBs and just close down already. This seems like a good way to officially get your doors chained up.

Being Earl's hype man must be as bad as being that guy who cleans the bedsheets after bukake shoots, or being an elephant proctologist. Yea, it's that fucking bad.

Scroll to the bottom... yes Earl's hype man has it worse than the elephant guy...

http://www.worldsmostamazingvideos.tv/clips.html

Actually, I believe what that fag is wearing is called a "neckerchief"

oh, and...
WHAT IS THAT GAY FUCKING FACE K-FUCK IS MAKING IN THE FIRST PICTURE?

Ha ha ha ha!!!! Stupid Earl.

Anybody watch Prison Break last night?

Me love me some mulatto.

OK, @ #8... can we please not talk about sucking Earl's "enormous" (quotes because I seriously doubt it) cock? Isn't it bad enough that we have to look at the guy's face much less think about sucking his diseased covered "enormous" (once again the quotes of doubt) cock?

Saddest Celebrity Ever

@ 24...I believe he is straining to see his career. That, or pushing out the steaming pile that is his new, and last, album.

He is like the kid that feeds off of negative attention thinking that attention is just attention and not recognizing the difference.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

"suck his enoumous cock"???!!! the only BIG DICK in kevin's life is brattany.

Aaahhh, sweet schadenfraude.

this guy is like herpes..we'll never really be free of him. the 300 people that showed up were little girls who heard there was a free pony giveaway and about 20 pedophiles toting stick horses. after the three hour wait i'm sure his "fan base" dwindled significantly due to it being a school night.

ask a kid what they want out of life and they'll reply,"to be famous". historicly fame has always been a byproduct of talent, and often an unwanted byproduct. infotainment has created a generation of ego driven pseudo-artists. hundreds of future classics poured out of radios every year if the 70's. now, name ten CLASSICS from last year. no, take your time, i'll wait.

@28 & 29 CELEBRITY!?!?!? CAREER!?!?

WHAT? WHO? WHERE?

This is the second best news I've heard all week. Second best because the best news would be that 'Earl' has drop dead, but I'm willing to settle for this for the time being.

Anyway I'd say it's quite likely that he'll die of shame once Brit-Brit releases her new album, goes platinum and starts filling up concert halls.

ASS BAG!!!

He and Britney are over. I can't believe people are doing the "Oh my god, Britney's making a comeback!!!" chant. How retarded.

They should use him for pro-abortion posters with captions saying: 'This is the reason people abort'

#35---get it right, barbadoslim...kfed is a "superstar". he said so in his rap "lose control". saying it makes it so.

i often tell people that i'm a sweet little princess. but waking up on a frat house floor covered with jizz and an anonymous fist still in my ass pretty much kills my credibility.

See some of the poor wigger souls who stuck around, in the background of this photo...
http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006/11/kevin-muchmusic23.php

Sorry kids. You earned and deserve your shame. Though there is a NY Magazine article out there, where almost everyone they interviewed said they were given free tickets...

Okay. Which one of those 2 fucking retards is K-Fed? The "homey" with the bandana and the nice baseball cap, or the skinhead? Holy Shit, these 2 look like the guys that ride the special bus out to work at the bottle depot..

@35. Sorry, Barbado, I thought that by saying he was straining to see his career implied that there wasn't one to begin with, but perhaps I should have said 'lack of career' instead. Sorry for any anguish I may have caused. However, I believe 28 has no excuse whatsoever.

Its funny how celebrities divorce when one person becomes more popular than the other or wins an academy award or whatever...and these two are vying for the biggest waste of space award and seem totally happy. Wierd how that works.

"I'm bringing pathetic back"........

suck suck suck (~~~ suck suck suck (~~~

#43. Oh Come on. I didn't put this in the "celebrity" online magazine. I commented on the fact he was already there.

Is Suge Knight out of jail? I hope he hangs this guy off a balcony upside down by his ankles.

@47...Tell it to Barbado, baby.

He should stick to what he does best...knocking girls up and neglecting his various children, that's the Kevin we know and love!

All the while Britny goes on David Letterman looking pretty good? One step closer we come to her jettisoning the sperminator...

Someone give her and Oscar so we can speed things up!!

I'd like to know how they fit this wigger's ginormous ego through the venue door. F'n trailer trash.

18 -- LOL

You'd think he'd have gotten the hint by now that people don't pay to see talentless hobos flit around on stage. Hell, you could go to the zoo to see the ape exhibit and it'd be a better use of money and time. At least the apes show signs of intelligence.

There are 8 million people here, all looking for something to do on any given night and he couldn't even fill up 1500 capacity? Next!

Yessss- I like this and I am sweeter than a lollipop. Too funny- Don't worry his Homie Pals will just tire of the whole embarassment and abandon his ass very soon. The $$ won't be able to hold them guys with fucking Earl.

#8- Go on then SUCK away.

WTF? The black fag is pointing to one of Earl's fucking idiotic tatoos!! He looks like he just got done swallwing one of Earl's potent loads. Sorry #8- Someone beat you to it I guess.

@45 good one

All in a days work for a rapper/superstar!

http://www.celebslam.com

You know it says a lot when even your "fan club" is a complete mockery of you: http://www.kevinfederlinefanclub.com/

Hehehehe, you guys are in good form today.

looks like Earl is telling his buddy to make "the call" to Enzyte.

Where's Eminem?!? This shit is too good for him not to talk shit about.

I wish someone would just assassinate him already.

Oh wait. Assassinations are for people who matter.

THANK YOU BRITNEY!!! THE DIVORCE HAS BEEN ANOUNCED!

come on superfish!

the divorce news is out!

I'd like to find out who those 3 hundred people are, and bitch slap them. unless they came there just to laugh at him, then that might be ok. But who really could stand listening to him for 1 minute without puking

I really enjoy reading stories like this. This is funny as hell.
So what did they do to get 300 people? Bus in homeless people?
"Hey homeless guy, free shelter with rap concert, here take this ticket. Aw come on please? Just take it!"

CNN just announced that Britney has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences.

Hey, maybe Brit's maturing a bit and realised that the Kev is total waste of space. Could happen.

As for his concert, if I lived near there I'd get as many mates as possible, and strangers, to all attend. Then have the lot of us turn round and set a Guinness World Record for mooning. Of course we'll all supply our own ear plugs.

BRITNEY FINALLY FILED!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/

That is a mess. He was totally disrespectful to the 300 fans that did show up. He should've been grateful that those people showed up and performed on time. I guess he doesn't believe in the saying, "The show must go on."

But he has to be feeling a little silly bragging on his wife's money and she's filing for divorce. *lol*

This is too funny:

http://www.kevinfederlinefanclub.com/fanart_details.php?fanartID=134

And as for all of you that are wishing for a divorce, you have to admit, Britney was a moron for having kids with the guy. She's not exactly a saint.

okay, everybody say it with me:
"KARMA IS A BITCH"!!!!!!!

dear lord, please tell me this means we'll see LESS of him?
(i've also seen reports that the number of concert attendees was closer to 150. heh-heh. KIAB)

This just in:
Webster Hall just spontaneously combusted in a valiant effort to fumigate itself.
Film at eleven.

All that could be heard at the "concert" was the sound of crickets.
300 people came? WOW! Thats more than I thought would show,but then again 299 of them probably went for a joke.Poor 'Ol K Fraud-have fun in divorce court!

Webster Hall was doubling as a soup kitchen that day. Even the homeless left when Earl hit the stage.

We know there's a Britney/Jessica thing going on.

Is there a KFed/Eminem thing?

I wonder if KFed and Britney will remarry...then it will become a battle of who can marry and divorce the same woman the most!

DRAMA ENSUES!