Haha, she looks like poop.

http://www.veryliberating.com

cute kid. what the fuck happened to it's mother?

She is poop

My god she looks horrid! I can't believe how small she is now. And who is that ugly bitch carrying her?

What?......Oh, nevermind......

Looking like that, ain't no one gonna holla back, girl

(it had to be said... fucking sue me)

She probably shouldn't wear so much white on and around her face if she's going insist on having such yellow teeth.

Big glasses == stupid. and now ugly.

at least she got some ass on her now. damn, bitch was a bone.

i suspect her kid went commando on her head for having to bee seen out in public with her wearing that corny ass shirt and cuffing her jeans. i'd be pissed too if my ride looked like this.

lol...wow..she really looks like shit man. She doesn't have yellow teeth trinket but she certainly has a gap I think. Those pants dont do her justice..her outfit and hair look like she was just beaten up by the Sargent baby.

Oh... God... NO!

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Man, I'll say she has!

i'd still hit it, then i'd make her burn that stupid t-shirt and return the 3-D glasses to the movie theater she stole them from.

Looks like Kingston kicked her ass before they left the room. A baby will do that to ya'.

fashion victim! sad, so sad.

p.s. her thighs are chafing.

Fashion victim of her own making... She designs her own clothes.... Yeah. Seriously.

Ok now she has just gone too far... I could handle all the other crazy shit that she wears and does to her hair... but this, this is just beyond ugly!! yuck!! Those sunglasses are killing me... I think she wears them to ward off the stares that she's gonna get for the way she looks!!

Gak! Is that her equilavent to those god-awful tuxedo t-shirts?

I'm bored.

Here, from The Scoop:
Katie spends $3,000 on wedding lingerie
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516582/

Why? She could wear dirty old rag-time undies and no one would know. Especially Tom. Like he fucking cares what underwear she's wearing.

@21...especially since he won't find some tasty cock nestled among the sweet, silky folds. Of the panties, that is. Seriously, of the panties.

#21
$1K of that is just for a bridal set - amazing what a good white lace strap-on costs these days.

@23...don't forget the anal-beading.

#24
Damn, that's right - bet they're real pearls. That runs the tab up some.

Her hair looks like her cat licked it and she figured it was fashionable. I am allergic to cats so I don't have that problem.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

this is why I'm a firm believer that hot women should never shit out children.

Is this a halloween pic that was held over? Seriously, what's up with the outfits? To say nothing of the hair, makeup, and general spookiness of her vibe.

has any guy here had sex before and after with a woman who gave birth vaginally? does it ever go back to what it was before?

Christ, she looks like she just spent the night at a maximum security prison

http://www.celebslam.com

Look at the guy on the left. I know, I couldn't see him either. See what happens when you were a black hooded sweatshirt and don't smile. Let this be a lesson.........

Oh whatever. Good for her for having better things to do.

I'm sorry, but regardless of what she looks like, Kingston is so damned cute. Holy crap. Way better than the other celebrity spawn out there now.

Are celebrities really so dependent upon their handlers so much these days that when they stop working for a while they lose the ability to even pick up a comb?

Overheard on the playground in 2017:

Other 5th grader: Hey KINGTURD, is that hag over there your MOM?

Kingston: Uh, no... (runs away).

#20 That could be dangerous...

I love that baby. He is soooo cute. I wish I could stuff him up me and then give birth to him MYSELF. Fuck that sounds psycho.

#21 Hahahha Yeah sure that's what you meant..

#27 Kiss my ass, please.

Al-Qaeda Asshole: "Watch out, he's got a binky!"

Other Al-Qaeda Asshole: "Hit the deck!"

Kingston: "Goo fucking goo, assholes!"

(Throws binky)

(Explosion with A-Q A parts flying everywhere)

#37 is it even kissable?

or is it riddled with stretch marks?

combustion8- Good Lord,no! Smooth, buttery soft & tight, just for you.

Oh and the babies I shit out.

Yeah her thighs are huge

@ 29 - yes it does.....was that a serious question?

What the fock happened to her hair?

#29-my first baby was vag delivery. I tore like a motherfucker, but the doc threw in an extra stitch. That and the Kegels have kept me in top form after all these years. You know the Prince song 'Pussy Control'? That's me. Any more stupid questions, or do you have tons of Algebra homework?

Somebody should tell her about that one really extravagant invention that you use....oh, what's it called??? DAMMIT, it's on the tip of my tongue! It makes you look really really nice after you get up in the morning. Oh yeah, now I remember!

It's a brush.

That baby could give Suri a run for her money as cutest celeb baby.

#44
Tooo fucking funny. I'd pee myself but I do Kegels too.
The untalked about thing out here in LA is C-sections for the second or third wives to keep everything tight - I'd be surprised if it isn't in the prenups, right next to the "no-celulite" clause

I may be the lone dissenter here but I still think Gwen looks hot. While she may have had better days, and probably should run a brush through her hair, that girl just has style! Oh and little Kingston is by far the cutest celeb baby around!

As I've said before, I'd eat the corn out of her shit. I don't know, maybe I'm crazy, but she is still smokin' to me.

#49 - Uh, I don't think the crazy part of your comment is that you think she's hot.

...and there's tyhe key

...hey babe

been listenising
to this sh*t for
hours and hours
waiting fpr

actually we just love
every part of it : ))

now at m telling the kids...

curtains ?

here we go...

hang on tight... : )))

She's almost 40 yrs old folks.

For her age, I think she's alright. Not great - but alright.

another
disjoint
incoherent
thought, ...

now
must
get
laid ;^)

BJLTC ;^o

I realize the general consensus here is that she needs to consider purchasing a brush, but her forehead looks HUGE! The distance between her horrifying sunglasses and her hair (if we can call it that) looks creepy enough with her "interesting hairdo" which I guess involves using her baby's formula as gel or something... Now imagine if she had bothered brushing her hair... The first pic would be her forehead and then "The rest of what was once Gwen Stefani after the jump"!

Her hair's messy is all. And those shades suck. I hate the big stupid insect-eye shades everyone's wearing now.

Good Lord! Someone please save that baby from that crack-whore, before she tries to sells him for some meth.

pretty soon, those big sunglasses are gonna morph into faceshades and all you see is the star's nose sticking out for fresh air...

Bleh. I guess this is what happens to your hair when you bleach the fuck out of it within an inch of its life. Aguilera will be next.

Looks like a tranny Andy Warhol impersonator 2 me.

At least the squirrels have a place to live.

#50

What?! I'm crazy because I like corn?

Mwaaaa haaaa! The crazy corn-eating Corprophiliac from Compton!

her new song sucks like nothing else before it. I mean it actually made my ears vomit. Go away Gwen, for the love of god just go away.

You fidiots (that's 'fucking idiots' (write that one down)).

Everyone thinks their lame insults that took a whole 10 seconds to make up are gonna be oh so fucking funny. Look the girl has gained some weight and has the fresh fucked look. So what. She's pretty damn decent looking anway. Much better than your old bag.

I'd hit her, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton all in a row.

Wow, now Gwen is a real beauty! got a great body too ;)
But still, Gwen! Baby! What the F*** are these sunglasses ?!

so female celebrities are supposed to
look impeccable every single moment
of their life? please.
none of you will ever look as good as
she does in this pic - and this is
her bad day.