Nov 29 2006Britney Spears shows her crotch again

OH MY FREAKIN EYES!!!

First...hell yeah!

Yet another chapter of the: Herpes Chronicles

I just can't understand. This girl can buy underwear made of pure gold and diamonds but she doesnt wear any. what is the point of it? I dont get it. There is no point NOT to wear underwear. Wear a nude color one at least. OMG i just dont understand

You know, I didn't even click the photo this time to see the unblurred version since I already have the ones from yesterday burned into my brain.

She should just hand her kids over to K-Fed at this point. Would save her the time and trouble of fighting in court.

The Vagina Monologues. But the only thing it can say is, "Urrrrrp!"

What the hell is that on her leg in the closeup pic? It looks like a giant bruise! Yuck! Paris must like it rough.

It's sad when the boys and girls are being told to expect a vagina to look like this when the reality is much much scarier.

Man, she is going insane.

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/11/miss-britney-spears-new-upskirt-pics.html

She used to be such a good girl. What happened?

she needs to just go ahead and do porn already.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Looks like it's time to shave again, AND PUT ON SOME PANTIES!

C'mon people CALM DOWN a little... it's just a VAGINA, she hasn't killed anyone or commited a crime, you all (women) have one between your legs too (or a dick if you're males), just look at it, it's there... oh my god what a crime, what a shame!! HAHA
maybe she's flashing it again because she wants to show you all how little she cares about what you say.

I feel bad for her kids. I mean she's a whore and all, whoopee, but her kids are gonna have to grow up seeing pics of their mommas beaver. *shudders*

A B C D E F G, WATCH OUT HERE COMES BRIT'S PUSSY

Sorry I have no idea why I wrote that.

Or maybe, just maybe, the she loves the geek who has never seen a vagina so much that she likes to give him something to photoshop. I'm assuming its a him cause I've watched my pubes grow back in and it never looks like that.

At least she had her legs together this time. Our girl is learning!

booooorrrrinngggggg. give us something new that DOESN'T happen everyday

There is nothing wrong with going about pantiless really. There just isn't any.

It is only a matter of personal choice that is applicable at certain times.

They are so excited about filling up with petrol!

Why is there a mother fucking alien in her leg?

Why does she keep showing her FANNY WADGE?

Why!?

Yesterday's looked believable to me. This set of pics, however, reek of Photoshop.

And she looks like hell. Is she devolving into something lower than a backwoods hick? Puffy, bloated, bad weave, blotchy skin. And that's just ABOVE the shoulders.

Is it just me, or does it look like Britney's been knee-deep in nose candy?

I reckon she's a 'havin ta air it out 'cus K-Fed
gave her a case ah "panty crickets" the last
time they wuz man 'an wife.

She's so classy. Hehe.

She looks like a coke addict.

ugh.
britney, you suck.
you even make porn stars look good!
and brit, if you're reading this, then i'm you're number 1 crotch fan.

and to the superfical: i love you guys. for the hilarious comments!

@Mrs.T....see entries on Tara Reid

it's been called the de-evolution phenomena.

Ah, crotch rot at its finest. I can almost smell the fragrant stench right now.

If she keeps giving it away no one is going to want to buy it when she finally spreads for some skin mag in the last desperate attempt to save the career before doing skin cleanser infomercials with jessica "my daddy likes my boobies" simpson.

Britney: ENOUGH! STOP IT! We get it -- you have a shaved crotch! Your career is so over.

Even JT can't bring THAT sexy back!

Five O clock Shadow already. Il bet it looked like Sasquatch after 30 days and no razor.

I wish she'd put that flappy old thing away. I grow weary of hearing about its public outings.

Dont stars have a team of PR people that go ... " Uh.. Brit.. put some fucking panties on you skank?"

I mean I do.. doesnt everyone? LOL

Apparently Paris' "fashion advice" is meant to make Brit look even worse. Good job Paris, you made yourself look better.

Longer skirts or wear panties. Make a choice, babe.

Is everyone blind or what? As amazingly impossible as it may seem, this time she actuall is wearing "nude" color panties. You can tell because the fabric is a bit sparkly plus the color is totally different than her legs.

Ahh, the tight short skirt without panties. I remember those teased hair days well... 1988, only 18 years old and worrying about panty lines. Always keeping those legs crossed tightly so as not to pull a Sharon Stone.

Now, had I worried about Paparazzi taking pictures as I exited a car, I would have put up with the panty lines. Seems to me Brit is into flashing.

It's just too Klassy for me.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Nude-color panties. My image of her is much improved now.

In two months she'll be checking into the hospital for "exhaustion." That's what happens to girls who hang out with Paris. They get "exhausted."

The problem is not britney showing off her downstairs. It's that you keep posting about it. If you think it's so disturbing, quit making stories about you..jesus tap dancing christ.

Can't you get arrested for that ?

that's one ugly-looking queer poon... why does it look that color?

i've seen quite a bit of poon in my lifetime but damn, something's wrong with that one...

either the poon is diseased or that's a very tacky-colored panty

i love saying the word poon.... :)

Fuck you Charles Darwin, you lying prick.

Yeah... actually, I think she *is* wearing panties, it's just that the shade is pretty close to her own skin color. Looks like it's some pattern on the material and not a pube shadow.

I'm seeing a lace design, too, unless she went and had her beav tattoed. Not that that isn't a possibility at this point.

in the 3rd pic she looks like Nick Carter with bad hair extensions

then in the 5th she looks like Nick's drunkard sister BJ....

is she wearing no bra again, and that dress is hidious... shes just going all out.. in the wrong direction

Deja vu...

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

I agree with BigMember:
She is clearly wearing nude-colored panties.

You are all a bunch of retards...

aha, i figured it out...Britney wore that ugly panty to make people think she hasn't got on any...

then in a few days she'll say to the world "oh, no, i was wearing nude-color panties all along...you never saw my poon...."

she'll then conclude that the 1st set of pics showed the "C-section collection": where the panties give the illusion of the labia and a C-section scar...

that ho is smart.... fantastically brilliant

Britney was just jealous of all the attention 'FireCrotch' was gettin ....

What kinda car is she getting out of?

Why do such stupid, rude asshole people get to enjoy such nice cars without ever having to work for it?

The world isn't fair :(

I'm gonna start selling drugs.

It's nearly impossible to get out of a car without flashing when you are wearing a skirt.

Fake, real, just enjoy the free porn. She's bringing sexy back.

I hope she gets her period.
and what does she do when she gets discharge? I mean, i understand no underwear once in a while, but this often?
someone do her laundy or buy her some underwear!

@52

HAHAHAH YEAHH! ohmy. i so totally agree with you ((;

THAT WOMAN NEEDS TO CLOSE HER DAMN LEGS! GAHHH!!!

Oh, Brit, what in tarnation is going on in that tiny little brain of yours??? Well, this is probably her way of making sure that by the time the "alleged" sex tape appeared, nobody would be able to look at her meatlocker of a vagina without dry heaving. Clearly, for Kevin, fucking her must have brought about as much joy as sticking his dick in a wet mayonnaise jar.

Come ON already! Please just wear pants.

And why is she looking more and more like a meth head in every pic?

53 Really sorry about your vag discharge knowledge. See a doctor.

54 Seriously, I have sat in my car more than once waiting for a car to pull away because they were not worthy of a flash.

Go head be bold with it.

For the love of God! Good on you Britney, I hope this is all worth it when you end up losing your children..Just keep throwing away your morals...Asshole!

I just realized something disturbing. . .aside from the fact that I've seen Britney Spears' vadge 4 times in 2 days. . .I have no idea what NSFW stands for. Anyone wanna fill me in?

I love these MEN telling us you can't get out of a car in a short skirt without showing pussy. Why don't we let someone who has WORN a short skirt tell, eh?

Ahem. Gentlemen, take it from an actual lady: You can definitely exit a car without spreading your legs wide open to the world.

And, by the way, there are such things called "panties" and even things called "slips". They help make certain the pussy doesn't show. Science is wonderful, eh? :)

That doesn't look like a nekked vulva. That looks like pink undies.

Definitely pink undies...thank goodness. Still, #61 is right, one can get out of ANY car without flashing. One just needs to be a lady, which this country bumpkin white trash turd will never be.

#60 - um, I believe it stands for "not suitable for work", as in, I'm going to probably get fired when the IT guy at my work sees "where I've been" and decides to tell my boss that I've been surfing porn. How will I explain that? "No, you don't get it! There's this site! And it always posts sarcastic and ironic celeb news! And for some reason, the only news the past three days is Britney Spears' dirty wretched jiz box! I mean it!" I better go pack my stuff.

Shouldn't we just start calling her Crotchney?

What is it with these girls and their short skirts with no panties? She ran around for years with her thong sticking out the top of her pants, now she's just gone commando?
Who the HELL wants to sit in a chair where these ho's snatches have been oozing their twat and ass cooties? God, it's like following a snail's trail.
WHEN will they arrest her for public indecency?
Disgusting.
I hope the kids have a trust fund just for therapy, because they are most DEFINITELY gonna need it.
They'll definitely be gay, too.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

clearly she wants more babies... moreover she is an unfit mother, she is WORSE of whoare then paris. she makes paris look like a saint. its so sad...what money can do to people...i hate them ALL!!!

She does have a kind of chunky ass, but I'll bet she still has a tight, sweet little asshole. All of you guys knocking her now probably wouldn't say no to cramming your dick into that. I'd fuck and suck baby Brit until she can't walk straight for a week.

fucken hellaa whata HOa she is uncomparable to paris, she makes paris look like a mere prostitute. i hope the judge takes that bitches children off her, how unfit is she!? either that or she or he forces her to start wearing some panties. for the love of christ!

soon we'll be seeing paris with a strange bump in her rump due to the fact that she's eating britney's panties after she's finger-fucked her in the 'cedes

ok, I was trying to avoid actually LOOKING at the photos, but after reading comments about nude panties with lace, I did go back and take a gander, I have to say, oops she did not do it again...that girl has indeed remembered to put her panties back on after paris was done with her.

Nude panties with lace, my ass. That is a stubbly twat. The girl just spent 3 grand on underwear..where are they?

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

Ok ok... We've seen her poon, it's ugly, big news... But what's up with her face?! I mean, look at her on that third pic, she looks like some doc just pulled her out of Lynne's vagina with a forceps.

Britney, Britney... You're over...

*41: you're right, I also love saying the word poon!

dude, the chick's on coke, there's no doubt about it.

that ain't lacy panties, you fuckin' kidding me?? the chick is a cock gobbler, that's all there is to it.

My vag looks better than hers.. I may not have gazillions...but my vag looks priceless.. Anyone wanna lick?..

As much as I hate to say it, but those pictures are pretty damn fake. You can see at the videos that were taken that she (unfortunally) does wear panty's...

Her face is the most shocking thing about these pics. She looks like shit. What happened? Just a week ago she was looking cute, and now she looks terrible

#74

She's definitely on drugs. No doubt about it.

Maybe this is her way of getting somebody to ask her to be on Pimp My Burger and get that snapper fully shorn and loc'ed out.

She's a freaking mess! Everything about her is a mess, her face, hair, body and crotch! She's definitely on something. I also looked closely at the "new" crotch picture after all the panty comments and it looks like stubble to me. Of course it will be a different shade than the rest of her unless she tans in the nude. This is so intentional, she knows the paps are constantly around. I think she is competing with Kendra Jade.

Oh, I forgot to add, the dress is a freaking mess too!

Behold:

The lengths that an average overproduced substance-less star will go to - In attempts to brighten the fading lights that once so comfortably lit her baby face.

Have the prices demanded by dying fame ever been shocking?

"I am so insecure with who I am and I need everybody to love me. If you can't love me, hate me, just as long as you know my name, just as long as I am history."

I can't wait for her next interview with Matt Lauer, when she gum-chewingly and makeup streakingly cries into the camera, all while wearing just a pajama top with her legs propped up as if visiting the OB/GYN. Ah just wanna be layft alone... she'll say as she tastes her fingers and inserts them repeatedly in her well worn cooter. Ah just wanna be layft alone...

LMFAOOOOOOOOO # 84

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

Her nose is looking extraordinarily puffy... must have one of those coke-induced sinus infections that are as inconsiderate & ill-timed as babies.

britney is not just flashing her vagina...she's trying to tell us something...and the code is broken here:

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-vagina-code-is-broken.html

Give me a W!
Give me a H!
Give me a O!
Give me a R!
Give me a E!

What does that spell? WHORE!!! YEA!! :o)

Give me a W!
Give me a H!
Give me a O!
Give me a R!
Give me a E!
What does that spell...? WHORE!

Sorry about the double post...thought my computer was screwed up!

Some Observations for ya--
1. She is coked up unbelievably and #86 hahahahahah- best joke about it by far!

2. Her hair actually looks somewhat okay. The extensions still suck, but some attempt has been made to improve the shit. She still needs Ken Paves tho-

3. #68- Of course you are right, that any guy may possibly jump at the chance to fuck her, but....Let's still rip on her k?

FUCKING CHRIST!!

post something already, for the LOVE of HUMANITY, for how long are we to be subjected to this fetid V A G I N A!?!?!?!?!?

this drug whore is going to hit rock bottom. she's probably going to accidentally cook jayden one night when her munchies kick in for some babyback ribs.

at this point EARL could abandon the kids in an Alaskan forest in January with only a bag of Doritos and a Case of Coors and these feral kids would turn out better than spending a lifetime with an attention demanding, cokewhore, lesbo, barefoot, yokel who is still waiting on the Wizard to send her a brain.

Thankfully in these pics I am distracted by her face more than anything. For being in her early twenties, time is not being kind to her. Guess that's what happens when you peak at seventeen.

I don't know if these are photoshopped, but magickal (#56) might be onto something with that theory - she's trying to take the mystery away from her box so that nobody wants to see the sex video. But she doesn't get that train wreck video sex is better than no video sex at all. I still want to see K-Fed's little wangster, and I want to see if Brit fucks the way she dresses - you know, all retarded and sloppy-like.

Just because I hate watermarked pictures, here are the images without the watermark.

http://www.derekhail.com/2006/11/30/britney-spears-vagina-escapades/

#95

we've already seen the pics without watermarks on this very board. all you have to do is click on the pic and it shows you the "unwatermarked" version. it's really very simple to do.

Oops, I didnt click them I was just looking at the thumbnails. Sorry!

#97

it's okay derek. i only discovered this info this week. my dirty little mind JUST HAD to see some brit slit. now i wake up screaming at night.

i love your site though. you ROCK!! great pics there too.

SERIOUSLY. WTF?
every day I log into this site. and there it
is. BRITNEYS COOTER.
*dry heaves*
I'm swearing off this site for 2 weeks;
hopefully she'll be done flashing her
choch

Are you all victims of mass-hysteria-induced hypnosis? Either she's wearing panties (THIS TIME) or her pubes are growing in perfect little patterns.

And I don't think she has enough talent to grow her pubes in perfect little patterns.

Britney Spears exposes herself!

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-spears-exposes-herself.html

Britney Spears exposes herself!

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-spears-exposes-herself.html

I think I'm going to trade in The Superficial for TMZ or PerezHilton.com....SUPERFICIAL IS SLACKING AND MAKING ME WAIT WAAAAAY TO LONG FOR NEW POSTS!!!!!!!! GAWD IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!!!!

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOO TIRED OF SEEING BRITNEY'S PUSSY...WHY CAN'T THE SUPERFISH CHANGE THE PACE?!?

WARNING!!!

coffee, bagels and a picture of Brits coochie does not go well together.

Sorry to ruin this for 99% of you all, but if you all look a little closer, and you have seen a girl's crotch before, you would be able to recognize immediately that she IS wearing underwear. They are flesh toned with a faded leopard print on them. If this was her naked, she is missing one major part, where would she pee from? Think about it folks!!!

This is easily the most disturbing trend of the millenium.

Why does she always grasp the hem of her mini-skirt/dress as if she were wearing a floor-sweeping gown and trying to navigate stairs?

It is like some affectation of lady-like manners. Clearly, she ain't no lady.

In that last pic, she looks like she's on drugs (specifically XTC). Look at those pupils. Almost as big as her v-hole.

Her labia are already old news, in less than a week. I mean that's some tired news.

POLL:
I wanted to ask the females here.. Are all of you vulture-bald like all the women in Hollywood appear to be? Cuz I've always been a neat-pie-in-front-and-all-else-shaved kinda gal. I've never gone baby's-head bald. I mean, I think it's kinda gross to look like a little girl.

Is this the new grooming trend? I'm taking a poll here, to find out if I've miss a razor train...

And guys, do you vote "all natural," "trimmed/kept on some level," or "Kojak bald" ? Please vote now

#109 - narrow landing strip.

#109 - I shaved all the way once a bunch of years ago because the gent I was fucking kind of liked it. that lasted 2 weeks.

Now I'm all about the Hitler.

At this rate we may or may not be able to tell exactly when she gets her period..or she'll do what strippers do, cut the string..anyone's guess at this point : )

Plus she looks like she was just freshly fucked in the pictures, or judging by the girl next to her, maybe she just got done eating her out?

I don't get it. What the hell is she doing? No, I mean, in general, overall, in her life.

#109

i'm completely bald down there because i have very little body hair so i can't grow a nice bush to shape into a strip. oddly enough, guys love it cause they say it gives the pink purse an even softer, silkier feeling.

personally, it reminds me of pre-puberty which makes me wonder if some guys like it cause they can pretend they are banging a 12 year old.

Has anyone else noticed that weird thing on her leg?

looks like a tumor.

bald is gross, landing strip is fine. Duh.

Mother of the Year? Two babies at home, and yet still out flashing her crotch at clubs every night.

You can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can't......

Guys, look closer!

She is wearing underwear this time! Open your eyes!

I know what I am talking about, believe me. Perhaps you should know that female pussy has big labia. And this photo does not show her labia, or pussy lips, whatever. This is because it is covered. See?!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS NASTY HAG????

Can anyone tell me two things:
1) Is scruffy okay down there? No way!
2) Why does she INSIST on cutting off each one of her dresses and skirts with dull scissors. Never a straight cut. Just jagged, trashy, ugly.

Has anyone called CPS???

#109 Fully Bald am I (down below that is)

So, we're leaning towards the landing strip. Alrighty then.

I found this website with a poll. The comments are pretty funny, too.
http://forums.menshealth.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/959103123/m/610105598

Looks like she needs a shave! hahaha

Paisley, since when do pubes grow in a floral pattern?

#109, personally, well trimmed, not bald, is my way too go. it would be kind of indecent in my opinion to walk around scratching like a guy in public, and that's what you get when you shave it all off, 'sides that, my boyfriend prefers the "go with what God gave you" theory, and I aim to please!!!!! :D

Too funny - I do believe those are panties. This time. I think she's just trying to throw of the vultures and get some extra press. Maybe she did finally hire a new stylist.

Btw, I think she just got a bad wax job and they left a few strays... Not a good day to share your poonanny with the world.

Oh, and by the way, this has nothing on nipple hair. I have seen it in person and have had to tweeze it off a girl's body for a photoshoot. Nasty.

1. Why does someone with so much money not wisely purchase quality extensions rather than the glued-on hair pieces that she clearly got at a kiosk in the mall?

2. She has kids. Not only are they are going to legally disown her when they are old enough to understand that mommy is loser, but she will probably lose them before then if she keeps behaving like a 12-year-old girl who has snuck out for the night because she wants to lose her virginity to as many boys as possible.

#109: I'm an esthetician and I do a lot of Brazilian waxing. About 2 or 3 out of 10 of my BZ clients go totally smooth, most opt for the landing strip or something triangular. Personally, I keep the strip.
Those are the stats in Cocklick, Nowheresville, anyway.

#115 Nipsy, LOL!
"...guys love it cause they say it gives the pink purse an even softer, silkier feeling.
personally, it reminds me of pre-puberty which makes me wonder if some guys like it cause they can pretend they are banging a 12 year old...."

What a great testimonial for my next ad campaign!

#122 Holly J: that link is funny, I loved that one comment - "hairy vulva makes me go primal", that is going to stick with me all day tomorrow! Thanks for making my Friday Funday. :)

Sorry to disappoint all the crotch-watchers out there, but that peachy triangle is nude-colored panties -- folks, the vagina has a line down the middle, you know, where it splits and all... It's not like Barbie, where it's a solid piece of plastic. Geez.

I tawt I taw a puddy tat!
I did! I did taw a puddy tat!
Bad old puddy tat!

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See my previous post 119, which says that Britney wears panties.

That explains that everyone here except those who agree with me are just "blind", or never had sex with a woman, or if they had then perhaps in a complete darkness, or they just masturbate with a doll, or never studied a human anatomy, or I do not know what to say.... But she is wearing panties and most of you with your stupid comments just confirm what idiots you are including that "expert" who has posted this story about Britney.

#133 - Congratu-fucking-lations eagle eyes... those are some fucking hairy panties.

If those are indeed bruises on her inner thigh then that is the hottest thing I've ever seen.

#133 - It's possible that her big thighs are covering the slit.

She looks like she's been crying...

It strongly resembles a hot dog bun...hmm

her poor, poor children. imagine seeing your mothers' gaping, ravaged vagina on the internet when you're an adult and knowing that's what paid for your fancy car.home etc. That is essentially prostitution.

shes so freakin ugly

http://yesconsiderably.blogspot.com

Watch this, Britney Lovers! :)))

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-paris-hilton-britney.html

You wouldn't see lips from that angle anyway, so my bet's on NO PANTIES!

NO MORE BRIT SLIT!!!!!

ENOUGH ALREADY.

she looks like she smells like old boile potatoes and marlboros.

Yuk! I'm just mighty glad it's blurred out!! Gosh, how did she even get together with Paris???

Oh my god what a PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#133

Too true. You can see a floral print, and the color is off.

All I gotta say is...vagina-tastic! Don't steal that, it's copywritten. It's also the title of Kanye West's next single.

Here ya go:
http://freecelebsvideo.com/upskirt/

geez.....this is weird...everyone's wanted to see it for years, and now that it's out it's kind of disgusting

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She should get laser hair removal.
NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING.

I think she needs some pecker. Why else is the parading that LOVELY like thing around openly all the time.

Guess I'll man-up and take one for the team!
CALL ME BRIT!
:)

you kow your just like a crazy woman.are you a g.r.o.?

nobody will love you forever even you family BULLSHIT.....