so is the gap between her eyes.

Well it can't be a boob job! Just like she never had lipo or a tummy tuck after the last baby. How do I know? Cause I read it in the tabloids! *gag*

All that make-up she normally has caked on on really covers up those nasty freckles on her chest.

http://www.veryliberating.com

They are lopsided! WTF? I heard of one bigger than the other, but never one higher than the other.......

It's not that amazing, it's just a part of being a mammal.

She did just have a baby. There is a window of awesome boobage.

Bunch of freckle haters. And screw the immoral bastard who airbrushed out her nipple in that first pic.

So we're really gonna only hear about these two now? For how fucking long do we need to be subjected to minute-by-minute updates?

And her breasts swelled with happiness...

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Thank you combustion8 for commenting on that fugly aspect of her. Does she even have a septum? She looks like an old hag in these photos.

her tits dont make up for the butter face and stupidity,but they help.a little.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

She IS nursing right now right?

Yeah do we really have to hear about this all day? I mean i hate the k-fed and britney annoys the hell out of me but come on.

I'd motorboat those girls until I passed out.

I call the left one "Saggy".

It's because Johnny Wigger is no longer sucking the life out her.

That weave she's sportin is ugly as hell and so fake looking.

You motorboatin son of a bitch...

Hell, one talentless, brainless bitch is getting back in the limelight.

The only time my DD tits look better than they normally do (and Brit feel free to borrow this) is when there's a cock betwixt them.

Christ..is it going to be Britney Spears Day on the Fish? C'mon..

In that first picture her tits look as wonky as Paris Hilton's eye.

For me, the fun of having bigger boobs when I was nursing was offset by the fact that the minute they were touched, they'd start squirting milk. Nothing like milk in the eye to kind of kill the mood.

#5... I agree totally. Personally I don't find huge breastmilkful boobs hot (but they're beautiful in the mother-child-relationship yada yada yada sort of way), but it's nice to see her looking a bit better. And happier.

I'm no Britney fan, but as a fashion fan I found her last 2 years of wardrobe styles offensive. Not that this dress is exactly posh, but baby steps people, baby steps!

"I like big boobs and I can not lie"......

In the last 3 pics, some guy has his hand on the back of her neck. Everytime I've ever had my hand right there on a woman, there was a blowjob in the near future.

I don't care what all you haters say! Those boobs are fan-freaking-tastic! They'd look great wrapped around my nob.

I would hit that until I knocked out all the white-trash that K-Fag put in her.

Man she's looking fine!
I want her to do me while she talks about her old boyfriends dick and how big it was!

In other news to laugh about....Madonna's got a shiner on her cheek

http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1556285,00.html

Can't wait to see them drop like a stone in a year or so. She resemble that photo of the braless Babs from a few weeks back.

#18 - feel free to post a photo of that any time now. Feel free to use my cock if you need to.

ugh....NEXT!

Britney is gross and now two more kids get to grow up in a broken home...congrats!

#24 - can you put your dick and balls back between your legs.
We'll call you an ugly woman and take your picture to show all the people we work with.

#22 Stallion - Sir Mix A Lot.

3 words: Future Pamela Anderson

Is it just me or is she looking a little Courtney Love?

http://smart-and-pretty.blogspot.com/

Reese Witherspoon owes Britney a shitload for taking the focus off of her divorce proceedings.

#28, sure, as soon as I pull them out of your moms ass.

seriously. all i can think about is how horribly lopsided her tits are. it doesnt look natural at all. like...did the milk come into one and not the other? wtf?

PUT
THOSE
BOOBS
IN
MY
MOUTH
PLEASE

My left nut hangs lower than my right nut. But they are both perfect when it comes to letting a woman lick them.

If you didn't know, when females are giving breast feeding, their breasts become enlarged because its all swollen up. It will shrink back to its original size once they have done their breast feeding

Got Milk?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

see them in all their glory - check out her sex tape on fleshbot!!

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

#37 - which means I have to get them in my mouth before Angry Ferret Jones gets there first!

37--are you Borat?

I feel like I'm in the twilight zone! Seriously...I can't believe all this talk about her looking good. Her boobs are lopsided, she's still fat, her haircut is HORRIBLE and she looks like a 50 year old alcholic. She hit the wall.

#42 - Then I will lick and hump the wall she hit.
My girl B is looking hot! She's got a fine rack of lamb going on there.

i hate that hair. she looked better with brown hair, not black or blonde.

but hey, dumping 170lbs of k-fed gained her points in my book.

LOL @ poster # 1. Yeah she took one to many spanks on the forehead from Mr. Happy. :-)

http://news.digital-six.net/

yeah, let's all calm down for a second and think about this.......she's gonna want to sing again. And she has that weird voice. And no talent. And those bizarre, jerky dance motion thingies.

Maybe they can work things out to get her knocked up so we have 9 months to think this one through?

their for milking baby. get in line!

#43 You must not have very high standards. Wanting Kearl's sloppy seconds?

obviously shes lactating!and usually when that happens, boobs get lopsided.
when shes all dried up, her boobs will be too.

(squeezes her boobs and dry milk puffs out) ROFL. Jesus tap dancing christ! Her hair is a mess and number 1 is right..look at that shit..her eyes spread farther apart then paris hiltons legs.

Yep, I nursed my two and when your having sex and you cum, your milk squirts out.

I entertained with my little parlor trick there.

Giving a titjob during lactation is a messy business that requires plastic sheeting, a beach towel, and the ability to hold back vomit as you watch high-pressure milk squirting out of your distended nipples and all over the place.

I'm just sayin'

Fuck her hair is bad

Please..it's so funny to me how everyone thinks those boobs are enormous. My boobs are just as big and I'm not even lactating.

Those huge aureolas won't shrink when she "dries up", and here's to those floppers shwinging around during doggy! Freckles:not just for breakfast anymore.

Love how all the mommies just assume this selfish bitch breastfeeds. Girl is too self-centered to breastfeed. We all saw the pictures of the nanny bottlefeeding SPF on that escalator while Shitney just stood there and watched. Since when do breasfeeders go ice-skating bra-less and anywhere with little to no leakage protection?

Quick Britney quick!!!.....find Matt McConaughey and fuck his brains out!!

Posted by jrzmommy on November 8, 2006 10:53 AM

So we're really gonna only hear about these two now? For how fucking long do we need to be subjected to minute-by-minute updates?

^^ It's either that or Lindsay updates minute by minute

Eyes far apart and diminished intellect are signs of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS). Methinks Momma Spears had a few too many when she was knocked up with Brit-Brit

Johnny Wigger-Hahahaaa!!! Love it!

And Brit's tits look HORRIBLE. If that's what happens when you pop out kids, count me out. When she got that tummy tuck she should've gotten her implants re-done. I don't think she'll ever be hot like she was...she looks terrible. That nasty hair looks like one of those cheap wigs they sell out of the Enquirer, it's coarse and nasty like a horse's mane. She's white trash, plain and simple, and nothing she can do is gonna change that.

Welcome back funbags! We missed you!

http://www.celebslam.com

OH WOW, NEWSFLASH! A breastfeeding woman has large boobs!

good point on the leakage thing.

Yeah I think that's what usually happens when you have just given birth.

Her boobs are about as fake as my orgasms.

Hey, pinky_nip, I've got something to put betwixt yours. As I've said over and over today, I would kill to put my dick betwixt Britney's white trash titties and give her a brand new pearl necklace.

So very ugly, talentless, and dumber than a sack of knives. So of course she will be welcomed fully back into the limelight. Thank you U S and A.

Well, at least this is better than another Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie article....

Right?

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

She looks GREAT in the first pic, and awful in the last.

She is confounding, ain't she?

But, Kfed must have a slightly better than average sized cock. I mean, Britney wouldn't have had him any other way. But after a while, even a bitch as stupid as Britney figures out that a dildo can be had for a lot less trouble.

What a stupid bitch...two kids with that fucking no-talent white-trash wigger. May as well have fucked me, for crying out loud, or put an ad in the Hollywood reporter for a rich, smart, good-looking, hung-like-a-horse guy to use for a stud service. She might have even found love, for fuck's sake.

Stupid bitch. Nice tits, though. Only queers complain about those that are lopsided.

Hey Troller, you are one funny assed pisser. I'm jealous that I didn't write your comment. She does look like a FAS victim. Why do all the 20 something women in Hollywood look aged?

They're "Lee press on boobs" latest thing for the hollywood media ho.
When you want to look "demure" you wear the tiny tits. When you're divorcing and looking to hook up with an actual MAN this time, you slap on the hooters jugs.

i forgot she had boobs. i forgot she was once a sex symbol. i forgot her

Yet another reason to hate K-Fed Yo. The man is so repellent, even puppies, flowers, and ample breasts shrink away from him.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

of course her boobs are huge, she just had a baby and is probably breast feeding.....logic?!

Yikes. That's a good Courtney Love impression she's doing.

I think her rack looks sexy as hell and always has. The whole reason she became famous so quick was cuz she had huge knockers at an early age. She is just a walking pair of huge tits. Whos cares about her singing, acting, or Kevin F. all that matters is that she has huge tits and when she makes her comeback she's gonna dance and make them bounce and jiggle. She is my dream girl just because of the size of her boobs. I don't care if they're naturally big or if there implants or if they're filled with milk the point is THEY ARE HUGE and thats all that matters. If they are filled with milk then thats fine with me. I would love to have her breast feed me. It would be a dream come true to be able to suck all the milk out of those huge, gorgeous, sexy, luscious boobs. I'd like to fuck her and just suck on her tits trhe whole time, her face isn't even important all that matters are her huge, jiggly, sexy tits which were made to be sucked on.

#76
Oh, you Latinos, you're all such ass men.

I think britney spears looks really really really hot. She lost the weight and her boobs look great and when they skrink they still will look great. My favorite thing about brits body is her nice @$$. I love her booty. I also think she is really talented and i'm sure her next album will be her best work yet!

Anyone hating on her are obviously jealous. If ur a guy 'cause they can't have her they are mad and say mean things. And women want to look like brit but they can't so they say dumb things. Britney you look good girl keep it going. You all are such dumb little nobodies. You all are so dumb that you can't even admit someone looks good. I hate it when people like brit are sooooo talented and soooo attractive, but people like all of you must hate and say stupid things. It must be 'cause you're jealous. And don't try to say you're not, 'cause if you weren't then all you haters wouldn't be so nasty.

Most of you guys are absolutely pathetic. It's better for me I guess, it gives me bullshit to read but I suggest most of you need to go back to school.

So you really think she has no talent PIXEL KILLYA? She's a pop icon, sold 76 million albums worldwide, makes millions in endorsement and is worth over 100 million $...and she's only 25.

What have you accomplished in your life?. Until you have anything interesting to say, keep your ignorant and pathetic comments to yourself you dumbfuck. This goes for most of you.

all this classiness will disappear as soon as she's done a couple of weeks with Paris Hilton.

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

SHE BREAST FEEDS AND I LOVE HER!!