October 9, 2006
Victoria Beckham looks "really awful naked"
In the Australian version of Harper's Bazaar, Victoria Beckham says having three children and losing the baby weight has been tough on her body and that she looks "really awful naked." She says:
"I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach. I might fit into jeans, but trust me, I look really awful naked." Beckham, 32, adds that she has "no bum at all," despite her appearance in ads for her new fragrance, which she credits to the magic of retouching. Still, all the scrutiny may have soured her a bit on the idea of fame. "Do I wish I could be anonymous?" she says. "Of course. I don't need to feed my ego that way anymore."
Nobody looks and dresses they way Victoria Beckham does when they want to remain anonymous. And the reason she looks awful naked is because the plastic surgeon took the Barbie reference doll a little too extreme and had her vagina replaced with a smooth piece of plastic with two swiveling joints on the end for her legs.
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Comments
1. Posted by combustion8 on October 9, 2006 2:39 PM
Her hair is hot.
2. Posted by biatcho on October 9, 2006 2:40 PM
She's ass-ugly with clothes ON, I imagine her to look like the michelin man without clothes on.
3. Posted by nc72 on October 9, 2006 2:45 PM
Uh putting on a few pounds might help.
http://www.exposay.com/paris-fashion-week-springsummer-2007---chanel-runway-and-frontrow/p/5085/1/?f=Katie+Holmes
http://www.exposay.com/victoria-beckham/1/c/2366/
4. Posted by Ms. Sass on October 9, 2006 2:45 PM
If she thought her body didn't look all that great, why does she flaunt it like it's God's gift to everyone?
5. Posted by Don Boogie on October 9, 2006 2:51 PM
This is what Michael Jackson would look like with tits.
6. Posted by BriBri on October 9, 2006 2:52 PM
Why is she dressed so damn dramatic? I mean that's not really a strolling in the daytime doing my errands type outfit. That alone draws attention.
7. Posted by LilRach on October 9, 2006 2:53 PM
#4 Totally agree!
"I look really awful naked" What a load of shit!!!!!!!!!
I haven't had children yet but i can guess that there are many ladies out there that have just had children really hating this stick thin bitch.
8. Posted by nc72 on October 9, 2006 2:54 PM
That's what Michael Jackson would look like with less weight, less titties... Why is David going home to that?
http://www.exposay.com/david-beckham-at-the-photocall-to-launch-his-new-book-making-it-real/p/4505/
9. Posted by eric on October 9, 2006 2:55 PM
She's hot, I don't know why all of you say otherwise. If you had the chance, you know you would all bang her.
10. Posted by HelloKristen on October 9, 2006 2:57 PM
Ever time I walk past a boutique window and I'm wearing the same outfit but different shoes as the plastic doll in the window I spend the whole night eating my shame in the form of a pint of ice cream
11. Posted by LilRach on October 9, 2006 3:04 PM
http://xmasdesktop.batcave.net/Wallpaper/Celebs-n-Models/Album/Xmas-Victoria_Beckham_001.jpg
Absolutely disgusting!! Whatever
12. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 9, 2006 3:08 PM
What is frustrating is that having children does create hardships on the body and frankly I am getting rather tired of hearing beautiful women like Beckham or Jennifer McCarthy complain that they don't look good naked. We have all become so accustomed to air brushed photos we don't know what is real anymore.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
13. Posted by Maskatron on October 9, 2006 3:15 PM
Now there's a person that looks like they enjoy life.
14. Posted by Amy3000 on October 9, 2006 3:26 PM
@ number 12, Victoria Beckham is NOT a beautiful woman...she is part of the problem of young girls thinking they have to be a size double zero to look good. She's skin and bones and is not a healthy role model for anyone to be looking up to. If she gained 10 pounds or so, then she might have a chance of being classified as 'semi-attractive'. Also...anyone else think she's dressed like a Dominatrix?
15. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 9, 2006 3:32 PM
Those volleyball implants aren't helping
http://www.celebslam.com
16. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on October 9, 2006 3:35 PM
How come every person in these photos is wearting black? Is that how it is in London?
Also, I don't care if she looks "really awful naked" because I would still "bend her over a counter" and proceed to "put myself inside her".
17. Posted by Mugato on October 9, 2006 3:35 PM
Please ladies, the huge sunglasses. Stop.
18. Posted by Screwtye on October 9, 2006 3:39 PM
she looks horrible with all that work done. no way is she 32.
19. Posted by RichPort on October 9, 2006 3:59 PM
She is 32... 32 fucking pounds. And no I don't mean London money.
20. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 9, 2006 4:00 PM
This cunt is a real nasty piece o' work. I say, take the tits and throw the rest back into the sea as chum.
And is she ALWAYS taking a shit, what's with the stupid constipated facial expression all the fucking time.
21. Posted by theblemish.com on October 9, 2006 4:31 PM
Let's be honest. She looks really awful just naked? It should read she looks really awful period.
http://theblemish.com
22. Posted by Lukielongsocks on October 9, 2006 4:37 PM
She wouldn't look so awful if she was riding my meat sheath. The glasses have got to go though. The person who thought of those needs to have their skin peeled and thrown into a lemon juice bath.
23. Posted by Tha-Flash on October 9, 2006 5:00 PM
Known celebrity - picture on the net: "ewww she's fuckin ugly DEWD! what's with that dress.. it's awful, my nans outfits are better than that."
You see her on the street: "Woah, is that Victoria Beckham, where's David. She looks so HOT oh my god she's beautiful. I LOVE HER!"
24. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 9, 2006 5:00 PM
I'm just glad she lost all that hair, although I guess it was sufficient for that "Planet of the Apes" movie..........
25. Posted by saggybottom on October 9, 2006 5:04 PM
What's up with that ugly-ass pouty lip Olsen twin expression? Can she make any other face? Yeah ~ poor thing is so fat and flabby. Piss off.
26. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 9, 2006 5:13 PM
#23...it's called hyperbole and it's what we do here, so feel free to shut the fuck up...
After you carefully remove your face from Mrs Beckham's turd chute.
27. Posted by ApacheRose on October 9, 2006 6:56 PM
She looks like a sci-fi villain. Dominatrix is also appropriate here.
You know, I think, instaid of Katie Holmes playing her in the movie, they should cast Dana Carvey in drag. That would be hysterical.
28. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 9, 2006 7:13 PM
Aleq and I love Victoria. She is such a fashionista diva. In our circle, she has god-like status... plus she gets to see that delectable David Beckham nude.
29. Posted by NipsyHustle on October 9, 2006 7:22 PM
i'm going to take her word for it when she says she looks awful. look at all those veins in her feet. plus she's got rock hard tits, a flabby stomach and no ass. no wonder becks was creeping around. and did you notice that rebecca loos, the whore becks was tagging, actually had a natural womanly figure? tooth picks are only good for cleaning your teeth. no one wants to curl up with one in the sack. love the dress though.
30. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 9, 2006 8:41 PM
Continuing the Barblie doll theme, I'm sure her feet have been surgically pointed and arched, so she can fit into those bunion- squeezing shoes from hell she has on.
Yes, it's the new "Domniatrix Barbie." Ken with leash and ball gag sold separately.
31. Posted by Dory on October 9, 2006 9:58 PM
For God's Sake Woman SMILE. It Will Not Kill You. SMILE. A Real Smile even if it's because you have a mini vibrator in your nickers. SMILE. Life's not that bad! Especially when you are married to david beckam. The woman behind you in the second last picture looks better than you because she looks alive at least.
SMILE SMILE SMILE. Even if it's only once do it. Your kids will love you for it!
32. Posted by hendero on October 10, 2006 3:18 AM
her boobs are real, right? I'd hit it. Reluctantly
33. Posted by booya on October 10, 2006 3:45 AM
I think Victoria may be a little confused. She looks awful all the time, it must be even more so terrifyingnot when she is naked.
Looks like she's running late for another showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show sing along at the Prince Albert Theatre.
Either that or she is feeling awful!
34. Posted by pimlico on October 10, 2006 5:12 AM
@16
Judging by the building and street sign in the last photo, I'm pretty sure it's Paris, not London. In which case the "dressed all in black" thing would make sense 'cos they're kinda stuck up like that ;)
35. Posted by RichPort on October 10, 2006 5:32 AM
#32 - They're real, just inorganic.
36. Posted by eastboundanddown on October 10, 2006 5:54 AM
Question: What word did People.com feel the need to not spell out in this sentence?
We've had a fair amount of c– thrown at us
Could Posh be referring to cock because her husband likes the cock? Is she referring to cunt? crap?
37. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 10, 2006 6:13 AM
@25 = It's because her kisser is too full of BOTOX to make any other muscle movements.
38. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 7:50 AM
I think they meant to say she was featured in "Bizarre" magazine. I mean, lookather!!!! She is without question the world's most miserable bitch I've ever seen. She's perennially on the rag. She's wearing long black gloves in the daytime! I mean, that's not fashion, that's dress-ups! Is she on her way to a ball? The opera? What's going on here? Is she developing a new concept with her black get-ups and capes and crap---Undertaker Chic. She weighs about 80 pounds -- inclusive of her spherical fake boobs....her hair looks hacked...I can't even figure out what is going on with her pug snout. And now she has a fragrance? I didn't know they could capture the essence of hateful, pissed-off bitch in a bottle...gee, what's it smell like? Piss and vinegar? Bile? Jesus Christ........
39. Posted by PaisleyMoon on October 10, 2006 7:56 AM
She's hot and she was in Paris for fashion week, not running errands you dum bulbs.
40. Posted by RichPort on October 10, 2006 7:58 AM
#39 - To quote Posh: OINK.
41. Posted by purplepuppy on October 10, 2006 8:00 AM
I love how she always has an expression on her face like she trying to look all regal and cosmopolitan, but it just ends up looking like she would chew your face off if you made any sudden movements.
She's a scary bitch!
42. Posted by hendero on October 10, 2006 8:09 AM
#36 - the missing word is "cum".
43. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 8:10 AM
41--It's like a bulldog chewing on a bee.
This just in!!! Now all the Brits can stop harassing us fat Americans!!
Britan is the Fattest Country in Europe
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061010/wl_uk_afp/afplifestylebritainhealthfoodobesity_061010134737
44. Posted by 86 on October 10, 2006 8:18 AM
One plus for her is her abnormally huge sunglasses will NEVER fall off her face with that pig nose holding them up.
45. Posted by 86 on October 10, 2006 8:19 AM
But in all seriousness, she is freaking smokin' hot. I'd kill to be that hot.
46. Posted by fearsarewishes on October 10, 2006 8:27 AM
#26
BS, what #23 wrote is also hyperbole.
You're just upset because you are one of the secret starfuckers that he called out.
Awww, now you have the same pouty face as Ms. Beckham. That is sooo cute!
47. Posted by RichPort on October 10, 2006 8:32 AM
#45 - I'm no Tony Roberts, but set your sights higher... I know you can dream bigger.
48. Posted by commissioner on October 10, 2006 9:35 AM
I wish she'd invest in a different pair of shoes.
49. Posted by jrzmommy on October 10, 2006 9:41 AM
Commish: I wish she'd invest in a noose.
50. Posted by commissioner on October 10, 2006 9:51 AM
I've got one hanging in my garage.
I'd have her porcine head stuffed and mounted.
51. Posted by frenchtoaststix on October 10, 2006 9:55 AM
36. Posted by eastboundanddown on October 10, 2006 5:54 AM
Question: What word did People.com feel the need to not spell out in this sentence?
We've had a fair amount of c– thrown at us
Could Posh be referring to cock because her husband likes the cock? Is she referring to cunt? crap?
********************************************
Perhaps it's:
We've had a fair amount of corn chips thrown at us.
We've had a fair amount of clam chowder thrown at us.
We've had a fair amount of Cheetos thrown at us. (By Shitney, perhaps.)
We've had a fair amount of chicken nuggets thrown at us.
It's just people trying to get this stick-insect to EAT! Maybe she can't unpurse her lips to eat anything but liquids through a straw!!
52. Posted by Stizz on October 10, 2006 2:04 PM
Sure her face looks like it should be on the poster for "When Good Plastic Surgery Goes Bad", but i gotta say, that outfit is fuckin sweet.
53. Posted by yardgraffiti on October 11, 2006 12:11 PM
so where's her gal pal, Katie?
54. Posted by Pinky on October 12, 2006 1:32 AM
#7 by LilRach....I couldn't agree with your comment "but i can guess that there are many ladies out there that have just had children really hating this stick thin bitch." I totally agree on that point. I wish I could complain about looking bad naked while looking like her. I had a baby almost 18 months ago, and I could bitch slap this bitch for complaining. I'd LOVE to look half as "bad" as she does.