Run Tinkerbell. Run like the wind.

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Damn, I need those boots for my halloween costume. I'm going as a stupid spoiled whore this year.

Maybe it's the crabs they always see crawling down her leg. Just a hunch.

Second bitches!!!

Forget the ugly dog...what about those godawful, fugly moonboots? Why do these Hollywood whores keep trying to bring back trends that sucked the first time around?

The eyes are indeed the windows to the soul........this poor little motherfucker is a tortured soul.

Oh fuck me - 4th.

Is anyone else surprised that Tinkerbell is still alive?

Big Jim - Tinkerbell is a German Shepard

I'm pretty confident that this may be Tinkerbell 8.

Dang looks like my ex-girlfriend...the dog I mean.

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Oh, I sooo love love LOVE the boots. I would kill for those boot.

Hi-yeee BigJimmy!

That dog is not only tortured but is desperate to get away and run into oncoming traffic.

Suicide is preferred over infestation from the cooter.

@7: That was my first thought!! Perfect reply, #10.

Judging from the fact that poor TB8 has only one foot on the ground and the rest flailing in the air, I'm guessing this photo was taken on a hot day and the black pavement is scorching the pup's feet (figured this one out last time I let my dog out of the car in Arizona when it was 104!). Though I'm against animal fashion in general, perhaps a pair of mini-stupid-spaceboots are in order? Or maybe the dumb bitch could *carry* the dog????

I think she has her hands full and can't carry the dog. Anyway would you really want to be that close to her face if you were him...

Her boots are from the new Stormtrooper fashion line.

http://www.gamma3graphics.com/carl/stormtrooper-babe.jpg

It drives the wookies wild.

@11 Which dog?

@11 Which dog?

It's a pretty well known fact that animals can sense evil in the purest form. She is the devil in fugboots.

It's afraid it will get sucked up into the big gaping black hole that is Paris' coochie.

speaking of annoying the animals, why are the stingrays suddenly so pissed...

'A leaping stingray stabbed an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest, authorities said Wednesday, leaving its poisonous stinger lodged close to his heart in an incident recalling the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month. "It's just a real freak thing," Lt. Mike Sullivan told Reuters, saying the incident occurred on Florida's Intracoastal Waterway, where stingrays are rarely seen leaping in the air.'

Oh, god, that's great. Poor puppy.

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I think she breastfeeds them.

@17&18 Anastasia_Beaverhausen - Are you new here, click the "post your comment" button ONCE, then move on.
Think with your head and not with your sexy beaver.

Nice polyester hair!

Nice EvaDestruction hair!

It must be a pretty scarie thing to get rabies from your owner........

Paris frightens my penis

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You would be scared too, if you got rabies from your owner.............

Fucking type-key, FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

I just wonder if she has big, saucer-shaped, white circles around her eyes.

wtf is up with her wig

oh yeah first!

@24 FUCKER! Its typekey's fault I didn't press it twice! See it happened to Stallion too!

Don't make me kick you in the Gums with my Boots *wink wink*

Stallion & Beaverhausen, for future references, if your post dosen't go through, close out the Superfish, then come back. If your post is then not there, re-post it. You can even "copy" before posting to insure proper duplicity.

Fucking college kids.

Ferrets back... Woo Who!!!

#7

You can tell by the way she's dragging it along absently on one leg, vacantly staring into her empty hand, it never occurred to her a "dog" would last any longer than some "sea monkeys", and now she's bored at being saddled with a stale fashion trend. Which is why it's sort of exciting (in an admittedly sick way) to see what happens if she gets her hands on a "baby".

#10 Funny!

Thanks Brain, you're a regular type-key fucking wizard.........

#21: "speaking of annoying the animals, why are the stingrays suddenly so pissed..."

I sprayed coffee out my nose when I read that.

Why such a huge leash for such a little dog? See how the leash is making it top-heavy and the little legs are in the air?

Poor puppy!

She's bringing sexy back!

...tinkerbell of course.

That has to the ugliest expensive wig I've ever seen. Hey, why is there another season of "Breaking Bonaduce"? Who gives a rat's ass about this douchebag? I wish he would just OD already!!!!!!!!

Let me quantify that - the back legs of the dogs are in the air...lets not see Paris' do that, I dont think I could handle on a stomach with only coffee in it.

And thanks to #21, my nose, too has coffee in it.

New headline "Wild Elephant in Bangladesh kills 5"

First Monkey Pox, then stingrays revolting, now this.

Tinkerbell could learn a thing or 2 from his animal friends!

Hi Pagan!

It's really bad that Paris now looks more bug-eyed than that damn pitiful dog.

Chihuahuas always look like that, like they're gonna either run away or leap at your face in a rabid frenzy. But I don't know why Paris would frighten animals, just because they can sense she's dead inside. The soulless are people, too.

RE stingrays: hee hee... They were tired of sharks getting all the good press about being killling machines and all, they decided to start kicking some back. Besides, haven't you ever wanted to stab an 81-year-old Florida boater in the chest? No? Well, then there's something wrong with you.

42--How the fuck did my mother-in-law get all the way to Bangladesh overnight? Geesh! Hope she brings the kids a souvenier!

The horrified expression is most likely because dogs have a highly developed sense of smell. Herpes blisters probably stink.

One other comment. After looking at her hair, my guess is that there is a horse or two in CA. missing tails.

You goddamn no-talent having, gigantic-eyeglass-wearing, cum-gurgling, herpes-having, cock-sucking, moonboot-wearing, cooze-dripping whore!

Set that dog free!! Animals are not fasion accessories, you insane, vain bitch. You do not match your dogs to your outfits.

I'd like to come over there and pecker-whack you right across that over-botoxed face, you diseased cum-bucket.

Oh and by the way - I'm back.

#44 - Fins out the REAL truth behind Stingray attacks in America!

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Heya ApacheRose!! I thought the dog looked a little more bug eyed than usual, kinda like the people did in "War of the Worlds" when the 'bugs' were attacking and they were defenseless.

No telling what kind of evil that poor puppy has whitnessed!

Holy crap Spindoc, now I just snorted coffee out of my nose AGAIN with that horsetail comment.

fins = find

Snort number 3 due to Angry Ferret, nice rampage by the way.

No more coffee for me, hurts too bad.

#35

Paris with a baby? God helps us all. Not for anything she does enough whining and I really don't think she would want someone taking away all her attention.

If I was that little taco dog, I'd gnaw my own neck off to get away from this bitch.

#10 - HA!!!

Ha...I knew I saw her yesterday...I was on Sunset and Kenter and I saw her driving the opposite direction but I was thinking it was just some other blond bitch in a Bentley wearing gigantic white glasses.

I mean it IS L.A. and all.....

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stingrays/elephants...add pandas from last month...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/09/20/panda.bite.ap/index.html

panda bites man at beijing zoo...the "man" being a chinese guy that drank 4 pitchers of beer and then climbed in and bit the panda first...

tink should take panda lessons in case he finds himself in a similar sitch with paris

@19
Ha ha, The Devil Wears Moonboots.

After seeing another picture of this fashionlessnista, I strangely decided to throw out the rest of my sushi. There's $15 I'll never see again.

Rich-
good thing I skipped lunch today!

I thought after she lost her that she ditched Tinkerbell for a monkey. I also thought Tinkerbell then shot herself, but I guess that was the South Park show. I can't seem to keep track of this, whatever will I do?

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The look on that poor animal's face says, "No more kinkajoo....pleeease."

Those boots and sunglasses, omg. Barf.

And how do I put this? Um, nigga please? Not to defend Paris, but common sense dictates if the dog is afraid of anything it's the paparazzi lurching out at her from between cars in a parking lot, not her owner of however many years.

Angry Ferret is indeed angry, and it is good.

Paris is proof undeniable that money cannot buy class. Didn't Nancy Sinatra single-handedly drive white boots out of style forever? If she didn't, she should have. And the bug-eye sunglasses, damn, I'm so sick of seeing that shit. Sometimes I hate California; people out there grab onto every retarded trend and then ride that mofo into the ground like Paris rides... well, whoever doesn't move fast enough to get away.

#58 - Always eat before you type the Fish in your address bar, lest a Lohan bird's nest or a Hilton hooha makes all things edible unpalatable. Wasting food is a crime.

poor tinkerbell. i know she thought she had escaped this whore when paris dumped her at her grandmother's house cause she wanted a "smaller" pet.

tink looks like she's about to pull a south park.

That's no surprise.

Didn't she dump Tinkerbell long time ago? That picture, someone should call animal control for animal abuse.

I just want to go steal that poor dog and rescue her from a life of being forgotten, lost, left in the car while her owner goes out and parties and fucks at the club, dumped off on an assistant when the paps stop taking pics, and God knows what else. Parasite should never, EVER be allowed to be responsible for ANY other living creature, whether it be human, animal, or plant life. All of those things are infinitely more useful and worthwhile than P.Ho could ever hope to be, and therefore deserve to live more than she does. So somebody go take her out already, godammit! God, I absolutely DESPISE that filthy, diseased twat.

I thought she was still working on terrifying human beings. I have it on good authrity that aliens have ceased using anal probing in favor of her picture in twenty-six-D...