first bitches!

I JUST saw this story, too. ahaha. Didn't Paris say she didn't want to be her friend ever again?

Nicole was there just to pet the cows, and Paris was there to blow them, because they obviously don't eat steak............

FOURTH!!!! Nicole still looks like a bag of bones.

quickly look at our phones to cover up awkward silence....Yip, we hangin'

also, they both look like nasty old hags.

two words, - wrinkly Geisha.

#5 hee hee hee hee hee hee... if we both look at our phones they won't work out we are being paid to do this.

Careful Nicole!! that shadow, behind you!

It's the Grim Reaper

tic toc tic toc tic toc

Nicole Richie looks absolutely awful. And they may not be feuding anymore in public, but you gotta believe they're swearing at each other over those blackberries.

Nichole looks a lot of Mary Kate in this pic.

A lot like, I mean.

In all seriousness, Nicole Ritchie needs to seek some real medical help...she looks like she has one foot in the grave already and she's only, what, 25? thats not good :S
Either she's anorexic, or the herpes virus that Paris gave her years back has mutated and is eating her body from the inside out.
It's a little known fact that Paris is Osama Bin Laden's secret Biological Warfare weapon...

3. Nicole was there just to pet the cows, and Paris was there to blow them, because they obviously don't eat steak............

Uh... you ever take a look under a cow?? That big thing with the nipples is called an udder. It's found on the female of the species. When Paris looks under there she'll be in heaven thinking she's got four cocks to blow not just one and she'll drown herself in the milk. Suck away you dirty whore!

This reminds of that spam I got the other day from Pink Taco. Damn that Harry Morton and his evil propaganda.

I've been waiting for this day for many years!

there

@12 That's a silly question. Stallion has taken a look under many a cow. Tipped a few, woke up next to a few...

Four cocks you say...sounds like my Saturday night.

Nope, doesnt look like they're friends again. More like they got punked into sitting together while waiting for their non existant blind dates to appear. They're trying to page their friends to come pick them up before they contract stds from each other.

I know that Nicole Richie is adopted, but isn't she half blanck and half white? She cannot be eating healthy with a palor like that! She should fire those 'nutritionalists'.

and she DOES look like Mary Kate Olsen here!! freeaakky

they should team up on a new perfume:

AIDS
eau de skankette

She looks like a fucking corpse

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#18 ..I don't think Nicole's nutrionists deal much in nutrition per se. Think of them as self taught pharmacists.

And by "per se" I meant they are meth dealers.

If both of them were to throw themselves at me,
I would still despise Philadelphia.

What the FUCK is a nutrionist?

*nutritionists*

Paris is a nice girl to help Nicole through her final days

Nicole looks sexy :P I like her hair and the whole red lipstick thing she has going on

I wonder if Paris knows that she's the 'fat' one now...?

@26....death is sooooo sexy

ah paris has decided to keep her enemy closer. she's going to secretly start injecting liquid chalupas in nicole's arms at night. there can only be one celebrity walking stick and damn it, paris is coming back for her crown.

@16.. CruisingForCock... Oh the fun nights I had doing just that. I do so miss it, but I have my sweet and adorable Aleksandr now.
He is very much man.

Paris Hilton and the corpse of Nichole Ritchie star in "Weekend at Bernies V". With her world crashing down around her after a DUI, getting denied entry to a hot club, and getting bitch slapped by a D List celebrity; Paris Hilton turns to her old
ex-friend Nichole Ritchie for comfort. It doesn't matter to the uber-brilliant Paris that Nichole died a month ago from anorexia, she's the only one that will hang out with the wacky Paris Herpes.ummm.Hilton.

When Paris and the late Nichole Ritchie get together in this romp only hilarity will ensue. Also stars Lindsay Blohan and Shitney Spears as well as a special guest appearance by K-Fag Spederline as Wigger the Wonder Toad.

Rated R for drug and alcohol use, unprotected sex which leads to the whole cast passing their super-STD's to each other, and unbelievable stupidity by everyone appearing in this film.

Shitney Spears gives it two thumbs up and says, "I love this movie because it's cuntry and so yam I"!

Nicole Richie looks like Gollum w/ lipstick in the first picture.

In that first picture Nicole looks like a transvestite Madonna impersonator

30 I love you. I know I'm not your type but I love you. I will touch myself and think of you. Doing it...right...now.

Whoo hoo.. everbody together now:

Hip hip hurray

hip hip hurray...

*crickets*

hip... hip...

hurray.

..............hip..........

Krisdylee - we came at the same time again...

Why are they texting each other?

OMFG IM TOTALLY ON TEH BENCH WIT YU!!1!
I NO!
I HAVNT HAD A COK IN MY ASS 4 3 HRS!
OMFG!!!111!!!
WHYD0NT WEJUST TALK2 EACHOTR?
CUZ WERE A CUPLE STUPID CUNTZ!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!11!!ONEONE
BRB

Maybe Paris can share some of her pot with her, and she'll get a much needed case of the munchies...

Text from Paris- "Driver Hurry up come get me out of here I totally totally like hate this F*&king bitch. I better be getting paid well for this"

Text from Nicole- "OMFG, I am SO glad I have my steel nickers on, I mean EWWWW, my genitles are sharing the same seat as icky hiltons. Ew, I'm going to be sick. Hey that's okay maybe I'll have 2 sit nxt to her more often. Good for my diet!"

Am i the only one that sees a nicole richie, courtney love comparison? I mean come on!!

It seems that they have simply run out of people to annoy and have returned to one another.

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Just kidding, that would be gay.

HOLY SHIT guys, you're all talking about Nicole being skinny...

...hello? The feud was fake from the beginning?

They were talking with each other the whole time, waiting until they got their time, and then made up to get more time, so their Q value stays high and they both start writing children's books after their next project tanks...then they get slutty again after 15 minutes...then they fight with somebody else...(cue Elton John)

The cirrrrrrrrcle of liiiife!

I don't think it's even them. Look at those girls...

Take away the captions and that could be (almost) anyone.

I think the people at Dan Tana's Steakhouse hired a couple of (average) look-a-likes for the evening.

Thanks GOD their friends again.
The world is a better place because of it.

Nicole Richie death countdown in 5...4...3...

I firmly believe neither one of these idiots knows how to use a Blackberry. They must have been playing Tetris. And I can almost hear the waiter saying "Ms. Richie, you know this is not a buffet, you fat bitch." and "Ms. Hilton, the chef has crushed up some Valtrex and sprinkled it on your ice cream as requested."

#24

It's one of them there smarty-guys who deals with nutrions (neutrons) and protions (protons)...

You know, on an atonomic (atomic) level.

What there really doing is text messaging each other. paris is calling her a nasty anorexic bitch and nicole is text messaging her callin her a herpies infested skank.

These two are destined to be together forever.

Is Nicole in those pictures? All I see is Paris and a big beige carpet with a red stripe acrossed it.

Something tells me half of Nicole's weight is pubic hair.

The only friend a girl needs is a hand afflicted with Parkinson's.

LOL @ 52......

Or a nice ride on a horse, of course...........

Let's face it, we're all happy to see them being friend again! They were funnier together!

That show that they tried to do separately was stupid. They play off each other like Abbot and Costello and maybe now Nicole will start gaining weight again...

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God I hope this means that they will stop trying to outdo one another now...the engagements, the CD's, the new BFF's. Now maybe they'll just chill and get high like old times. Maybe they'll fall off the face of the earth!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I hear Lindsay Lohan crying.

Nice drug abuser pale palor on Nicole's ugly face.

Nicole Richie looks like Gollum w/ lipstick in the first picture.

You nailed that one #32. That is one bitch who should never, ever try to wear red lipstick. God she's gross.

I think the whole fight thing was a publicity stunt - doesn't their show start soon?

Since when does sharing a bench with someone mean you're friends?

But thank goodness. Now I can use them as a shining example of friendship and loyalty and trust to my children. Those two have an awful lot to catch up on!!!

I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T STAND IT!

#60

Exactly. I sit on a bench with people I abhor. Daily.

Waiter to Nicole: "Here's your Porterhouse."

Nicole to waiter: "No, no, no! Bring the plate up to my face, you dirty little non-entity."

[inhales, licks steak]

Nicole to waiter: "Ok prole, you may take it away now."

Waiter to Paris: "Here's your Fillet Mignon."

Paris to waiter: "Wait! I wanted a Filet-O-Fish."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that Nichole is an ugly, scraggly bag of bones Paris doesn't mind being around her. I LOVE it, she was friends with her when Nichole was fat and ugly, now she is friends with her when she is emaciated and ugly.

I think Paris just wants to be the better looking friend.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that Nichole is an ugly, scraggly bag of bones Paris doesn't mind being around her. I LOVE it, she was friends with her when Nichole was fat and ugly, now she is friends with her when she is emaciated and ugly.

I think Paris just wants to be the better looking friend.

Yay! I've been waiting for this. :D

@28, yeah still sexy, imo :)

#44 I agree, that aint either one of them. That's my fat neighbor from Poland sitting next to a skeleton she stole from our Halloween display.

Paris is probably thinking about how much better she looks than Nicole right now. I can see it on her face.

"I'm doing her a favor by hanging out with her."

Man You Guys Are Bitchs I Love Nichole And Paris Maybe Paris Was A Bitch For Sayin What She Did But Iam So Happy There Friends And There Both Pretty YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Fcuk You!!!!!!!! Jelouse Bitchs