October 4, 2006
Nick Carter and Aaron Carter have a great relationship
First Paris Hilton gets punched in the face and now I stumble upon this leaked clip from House of Carters? You can't see my face, but there's a single tear of happiness rolling down my cheek right now.
NOTE: If you are entertaining any thoughts of not watching the video, squash them. Squash them hard and now and with the fury of a thousand angry bees.
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Comments
1. Posted by The Gilbs on October 4, 2006 12:42 PM
That was awesome!!
2. Posted by Star Maker Machinery on October 4, 2006 12:42 PM
Holy shit these two queens are insane! This show looks like some funny shit.
3. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 4, 2006 12:42 PM
It's a "reality show", that shit is all scripted.
4. Posted by sabalon on October 4, 2006 12:42 PM
These people are who and I should care why?
5. Posted by mrs.t on October 4, 2006 12:43 PM
Do they know they're not black? And the whole fucking family has to race on so that they don't slap each other to death?
My hat's off to Paris; at least she was working to eradicate both of these hilrious wiggers with her super-viral-poonani.
6. Posted by mrs.t on October 4, 2006 12:44 PM
*hilarious-hard to type when in awesomeness-induced shock.
7. Posted by shell on October 4, 2006 12:45 PM
Do you blame Aaron for not wanting Paris cooties spit on him?
@5...That's what I was going to say. Why does he turn black when they start getting into it.
8. Posted by johnq on October 4, 2006 12:48 PM
they should stop with all the fake rage, oil up, and start humping each other. it's clearly what they both want. enough with the intervening girl.
9. Posted by replicunt on October 4, 2006 12:50 PM
Now, I can finally die happy.
10. Posted by commissioner on October 4, 2006 12:52 PM
Wonder if this goes on in the Holmes-Cruise household?
11. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 4, 2006 12:52 PM
no pulling hair? Call me surprised
http://www.celebslam.com
12. Posted by Bioplant on October 4, 2006 12:55 PM
Remember how tiny Nick was when he was rockin' with the Backstreet Boys?
He better chillax, yo, 'cuz Aaron gonna hit pubizzle and have himself a mofo growth spurt. Then come back, and fuck that bitch up.
13. Posted by Eye-Dish Lass on October 4, 2006 12:57 PM
OK, so the cameras are just randomly rolling when Nick is trying to sleep, but disturbed in bed by Aaron's music...another camera just HAPPENS to be rolling with Dobie Gillis having a seizure in the "studio." It is SOOOOOOOOOO fake. As fake as Wigger Wiggerstein #1 fighting with Wigger Wiggerman #2. And hello?! Don't we ALL have that pose of Paris?!
14. Posted by Bioplant on October 4, 2006 12:57 PM
And one more thing: Screech has a bigger dick than Wilmer Valderllama.
15. Posted by WD-40 on October 4, 2006 12:58 PM
That's gold Jerry.
GOLD!
16. Posted by bogdana on October 4, 2006 12:59 PM
I feel instantly smarter tenfold after watching that circus.
17. Posted by MoreThanYou on October 4, 2006 1:02 PM
Just so we're on the same page, by "leaked" you mean "sent to you to promote 'House of Carters'," right?
18. Posted by blossomaeh on October 4, 2006 1:05 PM
Oh man. That's priceless.
19. Posted by Amy3000 on October 4, 2006 1:10 PM
Gee, Nick dosen't sound the least bit bitter...not at all. Faggots, lol
20. Posted by mogirl69 on October 4, 2006 1:12 PM
why do these people have more money than me?
21. Posted by DansGirl on October 4, 2006 1:20 PM
That was sooooo done for the camera. Nick is gay.
22. Posted by PunjabPete on October 4, 2006 1:21 PM
Ah, little bitches.... Priceless...
Wigger wannabe fags...
23. Posted by simon134 on October 4, 2006 1:21 PM
Sounds like brothers to me!
I'd bitch slap my lil brother if he took out one of my ex-girlfriends. That's fucked up!
And that is all probably scripted, it's TV. That shit is never real.
24. Posted by BriBri on October 4, 2006 1:28 PM
Omg, I laughed so hard I cried.
I found it funny that they were talking all ghetto RIGHT up until the point that it got real serious then they got white. haha "Don't spit in my face Nick!" lol
25. Posted by jes on October 4, 2006 1:33 PM
What's really funny is watching it on mute and making up the words as you go along.
26. Posted by bouche on October 4, 2006 1:37 PM
Oh, that was loads of fun to watch!
why do they talk all black?
27. Posted by artmonkey3000 on October 4, 2006 1:38 PM
Who are these two wiggers and why are they still alive?
28. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on October 4, 2006 1:38 PM
They both suck, but that video would have been much better if Aaron got thrown down the stairs.
29. Posted by GiantSp on October 4, 2006 1:47 PM
Since when did Nick Carter become a bad caricature of Vince Vaughn doing a bad caricature of himself?
30. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 1:55 PM
LOFL..............
That was the gayest thing I've ever seen besides Tom Cruise of course. His wrist flapped so much he was taken to the hospital afterwards for x-rays, you know what I'm saying, yo..........LOFL
31. Posted by orly on October 4, 2006 1:58 PM
@26: talk all black? Man, you're an ass clown.
32. Posted by ishtar on October 4, 2006 2:01 PM
HAHAHAHA what losers...I def believe that Nick was violent...well maybe not, we ARE talking about parisite's word...
33. Posted by defaultbunny on October 4, 2006 2:09 PM
wow. I almost considered NOT watching that. I am so glad I changed my mind. That was GOLD.
*single tear runs down cheek*
34. Posted by Christie on October 4, 2006 2:11 PM
WOW! Even if that was scripted...those writers did a good job making Nock and Aaron look like two little boys fighting over a toy in the sand box!
Too Funny! I love it!
35. Posted by sabbaroo on October 4, 2006 2:17 PM
It's not a leaked clip, the entire pilot episode was put online by the show's makers.
36. Posted by Holy Candy on October 4, 2006 2:21 PM
Nick was totally faux ghetto -- I think he was channeling Tyra!
http://www.holycandy.com
37. Posted by cayla on October 4, 2006 2:21 PM
...but that's how he beat shaq.
38. Posted by Jenna on October 4, 2006 2:26 PM
#28 - only if he got a drink poured on his head before being pushed down the stairs.
I wouldn't get up to tell my little bro to turn the music down, but I would get up to tell him to quit dancing like a spastic dipshit on national television.
So Aaron went out with Paris...proof that Paris really does like 14 year old boys.
39. Posted by LilRach on October 4, 2006 2:28 PM
Darnit - i don't have sound on my work computer! Still looks fucking halarious though!!
Nick Carter is an idiot - remember he did use to go out with Paris!
40. Posted by sirokai on October 4, 2006 2:29 PM
That was totally awesome, even though...
- everything made no sense whatsoever
- the camera work was just too "perfect"
- aaron dances like a mentally-challenged Gumby
- both of them sound like girls
- everyone in that house is pathetic
- I still don't care one bit about them
41. Posted by combustion8 on October 4, 2006 2:34 PM
the smaller wigger got beat up by the larger wigger... who says these guys have no talent.
42. Posted by Prazzie on October 4, 2006 2:35 PM
Aaah, I remember when I was 13 and convinced I was going to marry that cute Nick Carter from Backstreet Boys. Lucky escape for me, I'd say.
I love what he does with his hands when he says "Yeah, but lemme tell you something real quick..." *classic!*
And his little brother: "Everytime you fight me, I run away from you!" He says it in an accusatory way, though. Why not just curl up on the floor and whimper?
I think I'll like Howie D more now.
43. Posted by MollyPoo on October 4, 2006 2:36 PM
Wow. Apparently Aaron likes his brother's sloppy seconds. There was the Playboy whore he was "engaged" to for about 3 seconds, and now we find out that first there was Parasite Hilton? Nice. Reaaaaal nice.
44. Posted by combustion8 on October 4, 2006 2:45 PM
@13 its called editing, editors are what make reality shows, those cameras run 24/7.
45. Posted by sirokai on October 4, 2006 2:52 PM
p.s. I guess a lot has happened in 2 years:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7stKZ_HL0
46. Posted by theTruth on October 4, 2006 3:05 PM
Okay, I created a TypeKey account for the sole purpose for commenting on this page.
This is my response to the use of the word "wigger". As you all know, the term refers to a person who talks or act in a way that references hip-hop culture. It's the result of combining the words "white" or "wannabe" and "nigger". That in itself makes the term "wigger" derogatory because of its reference to the word "nigger". Also, its use implies that the speaker buys into stereotypes about how black people talk, act, etc. I know this is a celebrity gossip site and hardly the place for preaching about race issues, but this term has been used too frequently on this thread to ignore.
Say what you will about me and what I've posted. I've simply said what needed to be said.
I'll step off my soapbox now.
47. Posted by cibby on October 4, 2006 3:13 PM
please Papa Smurf, let there be more to that video! ho ho ho!
48. Posted by LASmogProtection on October 4, 2006 3:15 PM
lol, this was just hilarious. 1)aaron dancing like a monkey 2)nick trying to talk like an angry black woman. 3)aaron likes to steal his brothers' girlfriends
49. Posted by LASmogProtection on October 4, 2006 3:17 PM
yeah, and it does hint at being scripted - Nick glances furtively at the camera for a split second the moment he confronts aaron. seems to suggest that he's already got his whole 'ghetto' speech memorized and figured out. then he executes it poorly.
50. Posted by dataBody on October 4, 2006 3:36 PM
"i never did anything with her, i never touched her" - what a superfluous fuckin statement, little carter's homofied voice says it all.
51. Posted by Smelly Han on October 4, 2006 3:36 PM
Whaaaaa...
That was like the worst acting I have ever seen, and I've been to little kids christmas shows at school.
The funnyist thing though was when they were "fighting" it was sooooooooo lame. I swear it was just some sound guy hiting a door for a bit of extra cash.
And who cares if Aaron took Paris out, she would of got round to him eventually...
52. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 4, 2006 3:36 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is, WITHOUT A DOUBT, the gayest thing I've ever seen.
and I've seen a lot of gay.
53. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 3:40 PM
Didn’t they already make a movie called Girl Fight? There had to have been WAY more testosterone at the Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler brawl… The last white kid I’ve seen turn that wigger that fast was JT when he was punk’d. And the bitch was upset over Paris. In closing, three words: Comic Fucking Gold!!!!!
54. Posted by Rossarooni on October 4, 2006 3:48 PM
Wake me up when the rape scene begins.
55. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on October 4, 2006 3:49 PM
@46...you ever think maybe there wouldn't be stereotypes if people didn't fit into them? My best friend growing up, and still a good friend to this day, happens to be a mix of Black and Puerto Rican, and my best friend of all time is Puerto Rican. I do not consider myself to be racist by any means. If you're cool, you're cool. Unfortunately though, these stereotypes exist because of the massive amounts of people that fit into them. I know there's plenty of intelligent African-Americans, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, etc. But they aren't the majority. Not a day goes by that I don't see a station wagon or a lawncare truck filled to the brim with Mexicans. I also happen to go to Ringling Art School which is SMACK DAB in the middle of the ghetto...right on the corner of MLK Blvd. and US 41...crack heads and drug dealers everywhere! And guess what! They're ALL black! If most black people didn't talk the same, then there would be no wiggers to copy them. You act like people just make these stereotypes up.
56. Posted by Alex on October 4, 2006 4:06 PM
You guys need to go here, ASAP: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4610575102642182602
and listen to the message
57. Posted by isa_grawr on October 4, 2006 4:06 PM
if you close your eyes it sounds like michael jackson arguing with himself.
and if you mute it, there's definitely some queer eye for the straight guy action going on.
58. Posted by Carrie Catastrophe on October 4, 2006 4:07 PM
ohhh nick carter, sometimes i think you forget you were in the backstreet boys, not the wu tang clan.
59. Posted by Wampoon.com on October 4, 2006 4:11 PM
Nick Carter Cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson:
http://www.wampoon.com/nick_carter_cheated_on_paris_with_ashlee
60. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 4:25 PM
#46 - Uuuhhhh, ok. You're a reformed wigger aren't you? Some people like to use the "some of my best freinds are Black" line, then spew about how idiotic they really think Blacks and Puerto Ricans are. Whatfuckingever. The point is, he thinks being Black-like is the source of his toughness, and since we in the hip hop culture bandy the word 'nigga' around, white folks have created their own term to help themselves identify. Get over it. Accept it. In fact, most white kids now a days act like fucking wiggers. It's a descriptive term that has no correlation with crack or crime, just a style of speak that should remain in the hood, not in the 'burbs with wannabes. Would you be more comfortable with blonkey?
61. Posted by Anders360 on October 4, 2006 4:31 PM
This is a freakin trainwreck. I'm sure I'll be good ole TIVO on this crap
http://www.AlternativeAddiction.com
62. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 4:46 PM
@56 LOL..I only got thru about 2 minutes, but for some reason I want to BEAT SOMEBODY, not be somebody..................
63. Posted by theTruth on October 4, 2006 4:54 PM
#60 Hey, genius, I'm a Black woman, not that my ethnicity in any way makes my above statements more or less valid. The fact that you made the assumption, based on my previous post, that I wasn't Black raises my eyebrows.
64. Posted by Adult Underoos on October 4, 2006 4:58 PM
i know a girl who used to hook up with aaron carter. apparently he still pees the bed!
65. Posted by raspberry queen on October 4, 2006 5:01 PM
I wasn't going to watch this. I'm so glad I squashed that thought. SO GLAD. Did you ever know that you're my hero?
66. Posted by krisdylee on October 4, 2006 5:18 PM
That was the best one minute 15 seconds EVER!
Right on theTruth!!! I hate that word, wigger. Cunt, on the other hand is a delightful word that I choose to sprinkle amongst my converstaions through out the day just to keep all the dumb fucks in my life on their toes.
Rock n' Roll takeover just summed up it's racism in one single post. Silly twit, bloggies are for grown-ups.
67. Posted by Nortcliff on October 4, 2006 5:26 PM
Hanson have really let themselves go.
68. Posted by Klepto on October 4, 2006 5:33 PM
It's like a reverse michael jackson, they've both become black women.
69. Posted by suzy on October 4, 2006 5:40 PM
you have to see the whole show in context.
it's actually really sad
now you can go #69. (ahaha lol) blah blah blah blah
70. Posted by Binky on October 4, 2006 5:46 PM
You go hiking in the Rockies for a while and this site goes out of control...
Is this perez now ? I'm all for gay rights - but do we really need to broadcast and promote 'the hissy ' ?
(And it's likely Jimmy Carter is a bit more interesting than these boys)
Or are these guys volunteering 24/7 for 'Habitat for Homo-manity' ?
71. Posted by Haystacks on October 4, 2006 6:05 PM
Now that the Federlines have finally quieted down, the Carters pop up to remind us that once white trash, always white trash.
72. Posted by BarbadoSlim on October 4, 2006 6:12 PM
#69 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Seriously, you are an enabler plain and simple. These douchebags are the prototype for everything that is wrong with the male youth of america, and you are the prototype for where they will deposit their sperm.
I weep for the future.
73. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 4, 2006 6:26 PM
That's what happens when you bottle things up inside. They come out at the weirdest times.
Well, you know... look at the repressed sexuality of ne-cons or high school shooters, etc.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
74. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 6:34 PM
#63 - Congratulations. Thanks for complimenting my intelligence, but I really think you should reread what I wrote. I never addressed you as anything; infact if anything, I only gave away my own ethnicity. The 'some Blacks and Puerto Ricans are cool' bit was the target, the rest was an explanation. I appreciate your excellent grammar, and point that out only for the expected, obvious, catty retort (because I can be fucked up like that). Nice try. Reread it, I'm sure you'll agree, maybe even raise your eyebrows that you misinterpreted. You should have saved your first comment for something less confrontational or more funny. Oh and you spell well too. That's gotta count for something.
75. Posted by biatcho on October 4, 2006 6:47 PM
#46 - thanks so much for explaining to all of us dumb whiteys what wigger means. For the past 16 years I have been using that term when referring to my vagina mudflaps.
Man I must have sounded like such a fucking idiot. Well slap in the ass and call me rock & roll takeover!
76. Posted by Steeno on October 4, 2006 6:47 PM
wow, 73, right on!
77. Posted by Steeno on October 4, 2006 6:50 PM
this video is massively insulting to them, yet on this site, is out of context. seen in the show, it makes sense.
has anyone seen these two on stern? you can find it on youtube. howard, more than once, comments on their impressive sexual resumes, respectively.
78. Posted by Savage on October 4, 2006 6:56 PM
@60 That's hilarious. My new favorite word is blonkey!
79. Posted by RichPort on October 4, 2006 7:05 PM
#75 - My... fucking... sides!!!
Don't be so hard on yourself, I apparently assumed Beenie Siegel there on #46 wasn't a Black chick, and I still would call myself RARTO.
I don't have a name for my johnson, although it's been referred to as Sir in the past... ain't that the truth!
80. Posted by biatcho on October 4, 2006 7:20 PM
blonkey. How did I miss that one. you, my friend, just started something HUGE...
81. Posted by theTruth on October 4, 2006 7:39 PM
#66 - Thanks krisdylee! I just get tired of all the racist bullshit that is posted on forums and threads like this that is ignored by people who either condone it, are indifferent, or who are too scared to say something.
That's all I have to say. Anything else would be wasted effort.
82. Posted by Hartigan'sGirl on October 4, 2006 7:44 PM
Wow... So, #60, I'm borrowing the term "Blonkey". Thank you for that. Second, as a white kid who's pretty pissed off that the N.A.A.C.P. won't help me pay for college, let me just say:
1. Nick Carter is white. He was in a boy band, and last I checked there was no such thing as a black boy band.
2. Nick Carter is the least threatening human being EVER, did you see how he put his hand on his hip when he was yelling at Aaron?
... And...
3. "Blonkey" is probably the greatest thing I have heard all day.
I really needed that because my Ford truck broke down, nursing school was rough today, and I found out my fiance was screwing my little sister. Did I miss a white stereotype? Hope not.
83. Posted by LinguisticAnthro on October 4, 2006 7:48 PM
#81, you said you'd step off your soapbox after your first post, so I won't hold my breath.
Whether you like the word or not, "wigger" is a very accurate descriptive term for suburban white boys who act like the stereotype of an urban black male. The stereotype being accurate or inaccurate is hardly the issue. You are offended by the word, but last I checked this site was largely about offending a lot of people. I don't think people are "too scared to say something," I think they simply recognize that nobody here is going to listen or care about their preaching.
84. Posted by Amy3000 on October 4, 2006 8:17 PM
And the Daily Douche award goes to...*drum roll* number 46!!!!! *cue applause tape*
85. Posted by Binky on October 4, 2006 8:19 PM
Not that anyone asked but :
To me 'Wigger' sounds a bit racist - and believe me - it's not because I dance like Jerry Springer ( Not that I've ever seen the show) and or that I can't jump very high.
'Blonkey' - I can deal with because I believe it is a type of hair extention.
86. Posted by saltpeanuts on October 4, 2006 8:21 PM
Wait, so Paris went out with both of them? What a fag-hag.
87. Posted by Guy-Pierre on October 4, 2006 8:46 PM
@66.. krisdy, you like the word "Cunt" huh hun!
I enjoy the words "Penis" and "Up My Ass"... preferably together.
88. Posted by Italian Stallion on October 4, 2006 10:06 PM
I would like to give a shout out to some funny as people, yo.........
(My best blonkey attempt, needs work I know)
@81 If I know Krisdylee, I think she was calling you a cunt in a polite fashion, but I could be wrong and if I am wrong, oh well...........
@69 Chicken and Broccoli anyone.......
@60 Blonkey? You are a genious my good man........
@75 Biatcho: Vagina mudflaps....LOL
@72 Hilarious.........
This thread was fucking full of great new slang and should automatically go directly into the Urban Dictionary or where ever else they put this shit, fucking hilarious..........................
89. Posted by justme on October 4, 2006 10:22 PM
Wiggers make me ill.. A bunch of privileged white kids wanting to be niggers..
90. Posted by combustion8 on October 4, 2006 10:24 PM
Wigger wigger wigger wigger. Wigger wigger wigger wigger?? Wigger, wigger wigger (wigger) wigger.
91. Posted by KelKel on October 5, 2006 12:32 AM
What a fuckin LAUGH RIOT! Word,yo!
92. Posted by MsMonipenni on October 5, 2006 2:47 AM
HA HA HA HA! That's worse then watching two lesbian midgets who used to be sisters fighting it out on Jerry Springer...I especially love the lighting effects when the supposed punch up behind closed doors happens. The only reason why Gayron Carter dances like a spastic is because he's been sat on too many times by big brother.
93. Posted by James on October 5, 2006 5:47 AM
They talk black because its supposedly cool now, even though all white guys who do look like fucking losers. That's why I'm proud to be white and I act my own race. Jesus these guys are retards.
94. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 5:53 AM
#81 - Don't be so hard on yourself, Beenie. I do however wholeheartedly agree with your very last two words: wasted effort. Embrace racism; it's the only way we can eliminate its asinine effect on our culture and expose its inherent lunacy.
By the way, my zipper dragon's been known to raise eyebrows as well, and it doesn't assume race, knowing that all chicks are the same color where it counts.
#88 - Many thanks. It's apparently already in there, although I like my rendition better:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blonkey
Oh and I want to apologize for not pointing out sooner that I think BarbadoSlim is one funny motherfucker. I hope the blonkeys are taking notes...
95. Posted by doihaveabooger on October 5, 2006 6:14 AM
relax with the getting your feelings hurt over a word folks.
besides, wigger can refer to anyone, like the way oprah acts, when she has a sister on her show.
96. Posted by Equalparts on October 5, 2006 6:41 AM
I have such a nice life. A cute little dog, a great boyfriend. Hey look! The sun is shining here in Denver today. I think I'll go and get a nice chai and take a walk around the lake by my house. What a wonderful day full of sanity and intelligence I am about to have. ahhhhhhh....
97. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on October 5, 2006 6:44 AM
Funny, I don't see anywhere where I called any ethnic group "idiots." I hate stereotypical black people, mexicans, white trash, etc. The only people who like these stereotypes, are the ones who live them. I know plenty of intelligent black people, but they have to TRY and WORK for where they are, just like everyone else. The ones that fit into the stereotype are the ones who don't give a shit, and therefore why should anyone give a shit about them? Why should we pay taxes so the drug dealing pieces of shit can live on welfare? The same stupid Jamaican who shot and killed a cop and his K-9 (so really that's 2 cops) in Lakeland last week for a TRAFFIC STOP! When I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store for a very short time as a cashier, only to come to hate EVERYONE who is on welfare. These pieces of shit would come in with their food stamps and buy the bare minimum of shitty, sugar filled crap for their kids, and spend their cash on cartons of cigarettes and beer. Doesn't it make you glad to know that your tax dollars are really helping someone to get their life together by rotting their kid's teeth and getting drunk? Me too.
98. Posted by BigJim on October 5, 2006 6:58 AM
What the world needs is some kind of skinhead group or KKK that focus exclusively on lynching wiggers.
99. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 7:04 AM
#98 - Good idea. They can get hung on a lamp post at the local mall by their iPod headphones or a noose fashioned from their Rocawear jeans...
100. Posted by Cate on October 5, 2006 7:04 AM
can you guys just turn down the mutha-fuckin' music and respect me, please?
101. Posted by Cate on October 5, 2006 7:05 AM
can you guys just turn down the mutha-fuckin' music and respect me, please?
102. Posted by Bioplant on October 5, 2006 7:06 AM
97:
I'm only semi-regular here. Are you the chubby girl with the low self-esteem that got the bolt-ons?
103. Posted by Matthew on October 5, 2006 7:10 AM
Nick clearly was making fun of Aaron when he was talking black. Look at the way he is waving his arms, he's clearing making fun of Aaron for being a wigger.
104. Posted by Bioplant on October 5, 2006 7:19 AM
97: Actually, never mind. I went back and reread the other thread. You are the angsty teenage girl with self-confidence issues.
Then again, you were in fact a cashier for welfare customers, so you probably do have the world figured out.
105. Posted by Gigi on October 5, 2006 7:24 AM
I once saw a clip of an Aaron Carter video. It showed some kids dancing around in a neatly choreographed formation, and little Aaron rapped:
"Mom and Dad, they be gettin' on my nerves, yo..."
It was so....urban. I have no clue why it was featured on VH1's "Least Hip-Hop Moments."
106. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 7:24 AM
Black guys and Puerto Ricans have huge cocks. For rizeal.
107. Posted by BigJim on October 5, 2006 7:32 AM
If watching porn has taught me anything (and it's taught me a lot), it's that it is true what they say about black men's penises.
Awww, crap. Now I'm gonna have a low self esteem attack.
108. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 7:53 AM
#106 - That's why they have done everything possible to keep us impoverished: penus envy.
#107 - Watching porn has taught me while it may not be ok, it's common to hold a chick's nose during fellatio.
109. Posted by HELLpenis on October 5, 2006 7:56 AM
They have always been wiggers, I know because I was a BSB fan way back when :shame: Nick always thought he was black, ugh.
110. Posted by HELLpenis on October 5, 2006 7:59 AM
Also why the hell are they still living at home together, Nick must be pushing 30.
111. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 8:00 AM
Rich-
"Listen you blonkey motherfucker" is going to be my new catchphrase.
I'm going to have a hard time keeping a straight face when I fire this crazy blonkey today. She's a lazy white chick.
112. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 8:11 AM
@108 - I had the same thought. Seems like throughout history, it's been mostly white men who feel the need to hang, burn, shoot, and torture people who threaten their narrow belief that they are superior. Women have bigger brains, Black guys and Puerto Ricans have bigger cocks.
Since the white guys with little wee-wees have tried everything from murder to driving hummers to prove their cocks are just as big, the last resort is to mimick other cultures with big fat ones. Are white guys going to start speaking with a Puerto Rican accent next? That would be funny!
By the way, I'm not generalizing white guys. Just white guys with small penises.
113. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 8:12 AM
Commish - Wear a sports jersey (preferably NY Mets) with a matching cap turned sideways, dark sunglasses and a toofpick in yo mouf. She'll understand.
114. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 8:14 AM
Hey, remember Malibu's Most Wanted? These guys remind me of that movie!
115. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 8:20 AM
Rich-
I'm heading home to change clothes right now. I'm gonna channel Diddy. I might do a little dance on top of my desk for emphasis.
Word.
116. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 8:25 AM
#115 - Warning: you IQ may halve if you do that.
Every suggestion should come with a disclaimer.
117. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 8:26 AM
@112
You left out the stereotypical white guy dress code. Dale Earnhardt jacket with matching ballcap. Driving a vehicle with a #3 sticker on the back window.
They are usually between 5'5" and 5'7" and drive the biggest motherfucking truck on the block. That never leaves the pavement.
118. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 8:49 AM
@117
Oh, and if in the south, the confederate flag sticker on the big truck. Which may or may not indicate racism, but always screams to me, "I am a willfully ignorant butt pirate"
119. Posted by biatcho on October 5, 2006 8:54 AM
RichPort, you're a Metsa fan too?? I knew I HEARTED you long time!
120. Posted by biatcho on October 5, 2006 8:55 AM
or were you making fun of Mets fans? hhmm, maybe those guido ones from Brooklyn.. i hate those wigger motherfuckers.
121. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 9:01 AM
#119 - I have been drowning in a sea of ugly pinstripes for years, as I grew up in spiritual and geographical epicenter of Yankee territory. I've been a Mets fan since 1985... only 10 wins to go and the crown is back in Flushing! Sad to say Shea is filled with fucking blonkeys.
Commish - A twist of fate had made half of my family current/ reformed rednecks. The best way to get under their skin is to tell them how much you love Jeff Gordon, that professional wrestling is in fact fake, and that Jesus really didn't pick Dubya to be president.
122. Posted by Tomkat on October 5, 2006 9:02 AM
Scientology is the answer my brothers! All this over Paris.
123. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 9:11 AM
YOU ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS IT! hahahahaahhahahahahahahahaaha.... that was swell, truly inspired. I am gonna stop calling people Fuckers and just start informing that they are not good people. Also, I will adopt the term "blonkey" into my everyday vernacular. By the way, Jung said that stereotyping is something all humans do, to help them catalogue information. I'm just saying.
124. Posted by AyeRoxor on October 5, 2006 9:17 AM
YALL BEST RESPET ME DAWG. (moves hands like a monkey) WHY YOU BE ALL IN MY FACE.
This is like white jerry springer.
125. Posted by gigababy on October 5, 2006 10:05 AM
Let me interject here ...
Rather than saying, "act black", or "talk black" which is demeaning to all black people insuitating that "talking black" means being unable to speak in full coherent sentences omitted of slang, how about we all try to say, "talkin' street" which involves a broader spectrum of people and slang culture.
I can't stand the whole "talkin' black". White and Black people are allowed to talk anyway they want.
When Densel Washington gives an interview where he speaks with no slang, is he "talkin' white"?
And don't even start with "talkin' ghetto" - that's an insult to all of K-Fed's relatives.
126. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 10:32 AM
Oh, holy hell!!!!!!!!
An orgasmic combination of words. I'm overcome with joy someone used "Jung" and "vernacular" in their post.
Rich, telling me Jesus didn't pick Dubya is like telling a four year-old Santa Clause is not real.
I'm far too overjoyed with "Jung" and "vernacular" to cry.
127. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 10:42 AM
#125 - It's Black, not black, as Black describes what others oddly call African-American, where black describes the color of an object, such as "that Black fucker gave me a black eye!". And I agree, but I pretty much made the same point in #74 when giving props to Beenie Siegel (theTruth) for her excellent grammar skills.
128. Posted by Shaun on October 5, 2006 11:06 AM
That was wicked. The younger brother got his fuck on with Paris. He looks guilty. But who would openly admit they dated Paris, now addays?
129. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 11:09 AM
Gee, Commish....that's really nice! Where I live, I get a lot of "You shore dew tawk funny", so this was an exciting change of pace for me. I am happy that I could make you happy.
130. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 11:24 AM
Dear Frootietawkfunny:
I was in a college class and someone said "Jung" instead of pronouncing his name "yung".
I have been known to draw blank stares when speaking. I used to think it was boredom, now I know I'm just surrounded by a slew of idiots.
So, Rich- if Jesus didn't pick
Dubya, who did? The Pope?
131. Posted by fallenraven on October 5, 2006 11:50 AM
@40 - Mentally challenged Gumby lmfao that comment made me laugh hard
Looks like an episode of Maury when the guests are accused of cheating and come out yelling with their hands on their hip.
Miss Hilton sure seems to screw up everybody's lives
132. Posted by fallenraven on October 5, 2006 11:57 AM
"Every time you fight with me, I run away from you!" gotta love his "manliness" haha what a wimp
133. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 12:02 PM
Commish - I think it was Mohammed.
134. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 12:12 PM
Is it still politically correct to say they were speaking Ebonics? I think of it more in terms of dialect. A person can have an "urban" dialect say intelligent things. I think this is the difference between whether or not it's racism. In cases like these, I think it's whether or not a person puts all people of a certain culture or dialect into a category of "unintelligent" or "ghetto" or whatever other word fits their thinking.
However, white guys with little penises usually fall into the same category.
135. Posted by GirlyGirl on October 5, 2006 12:17 PM
On the other hand, who cares!
136. Posted by swtkitten69 on October 5, 2006 12:28 PM
Damn, he's an amazing dancer... like a retarded 7 year old on cocaine who has been spun around in circles for 30 minutes and then told to dance while someone shoots a BB gun at him...
when does the instructional dance video come out?
137. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 12:45 PM
Rich:
Ahhhh, so there is something to that 9-11 conspiracy theory?
138. Posted by Ms. Sass on October 5, 2006 1:10 PM
Was he really dancing...alone. I would invest time in this show if Nick would have kicked Aaron's ass on tv. And was Nick crying...over Paris Hilton?
139. Posted by Tai! on October 5, 2006 1:16 PM
Once again.
You cannot turn "black" or act "black"
obviously you lack the intelligence to see that. but hey what can I expect from this place?
anyway
Nick Carter is gay.
As gay as lance
I don't think Aaron is gay
only Nick
the next lance bass
wait is he in the same band?
if so...they fucked.
140. Posted by RichPort on October 5, 2006 1:17 PM
Commish - Apperently Mohammed is a Neocon.
141. Posted by commissioner on October 5, 2006 1:48 PM
Rich-
Dammit, you're good.
142. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 3:53 PM
@130- I have known that for a long time. I am sad, forever searching for my own kind, yet knowing they are just out of my reach. I guess I really should move, huh?
@136- I can TOTALLY teach you how to do taht dance. But you have to bring your own cocaine.
143. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 3:56 PM
@130- I have known that for a long time. I am sad, forever searching for my own kind, yet knowing they are just out of my reach. I guess I really should move, huh?
@136- I can TOTALLY teach you how to do that dance. But you have to bring your own cocaine.
144. Posted by FrootPie on October 5, 2006 3:57 PM
SORRY for the double post!
145. Posted by JackUup on October 5, 2006 4:06 PM
OH ShYt! thats funny...
146. Posted by duds on October 5, 2006 5:40 PM
Doesn't Nick Farter realize you cannot demand respect? You have to earn it! He's a jerk and I feel sorry for his siblings for having to put up with a frustrated, bitter hasbeen!
147. Posted by Moonmoth on October 5, 2006 5:45 PM
OMG, I can't tell what's actually funnier, the video clip of those two complete fucktards or reading everyone's comments afterwards!
148. Posted by isa_grawr on October 5, 2006 8:46 PM
i think everyone should stop cyber bitch slapping each other and bash the carters together.
who cares how you do it.
just do fucking do it.
149. Posted by ufos8mycat on October 5, 2006 8:48 PM
he's still crying about that? that was something to cry about? what? why does aaron have a super high voice?
150. Posted by MsMonipenni on October 6, 2006 9:30 AM
#149 Maybe because his balls have yet to drop...that or he secretly is a girl.
151. Posted by MsMonipenni on October 6, 2006 9:31 AM
I think he's secretly a girl!
152. Posted by Stuey75 on October 6, 2006 10:47 AM
MANNNN I wished I coulda seen the windmill of slaps the two big fruits were laying down on each other.
153. Posted by PoponarJegos on October 6, 2006 11:40 AM
Holy moly. This has got to be the most entertaining video I've seen in a long time. Aaron's dancing is amazing; it shows how much talent he has and why he's made it so far in the music industry. Nick's temper is hilarious. His antics are that of a monkey gone loose in a zoo that no one ever visits. Both Aaron and Nick are fruity as hell, and speaking of fruity... I think I am going to go eat some strawberries, because fruity is good.
154. Posted by AyeRoxor on October 6, 2006 1:36 PM
Tai!: "Once again.You cannot [...] act 'black'"
Oh if only that were so...
155. Posted by Elikapeka on October 6, 2006 3:06 PM
I'd just like to say that I am so goddamn tired of the vast majority of African Americans thinking that all white people are racists. I am so goddamn tired of them making race an issue when it ISN'T. Take your anger out on the decomposed corpses of the whiteys that enslaved your ancestors, not the people alive today who wouldn't dream of having a slave and think what happened was awful and unjust. Your pop wasn't filled to the top because you're a whiny asshole, not because you're black. Sorry if that came out rude. I like to think we're all the same colour. It's too bad some people have to spend their lives convincing everyone otherwise.
156. Posted by skewwit on February 28, 2007 2:47 PM
although it seems aaron and kaci are dating there is speculation about a girl aaron met a few years ago who is a college student in nevada. no one really knows if tihs is true or not but its been a rumor for a while
157. Posted by skewwit on February 28, 2007 2:58 PM
theres a girl thats a rumor in nevada going to college that aaron is dating on the side of kaci brown. no anything else?