lindsay sucks in more ways than one

Isn't there surgery for that?

http://www.celebslam.com

That bitch has Peter Griffin chin, and I'm sure thats not the first time anyones seen her with balls on her chin................

Is she fucking falling down in the last picture. This girl is a train wreck! I didn't think coke made you fat. Huh go figure.

in the last pic, what a douche tripping on her own feet.

Chintastic!

http://www.10pennypixel.com/

Aw, keep your chins up, Lindsay. The photo might be unflattering, but those extra chins give you more padding for all that up-and-down head-bobbing you do when you smole pole.

That pouch under her chin is necessary. Much like a snake dislodging it's jaw to consume large prey, so too must Ms. Lohan skin and jaw remain flexible to accommodate any size man meat. As for the last pic, she always been figuratively trippin' anyway...

Ok, I was torn before but now I've decided that I definitely DON'T like the leggings trend. It does look like she's falling down in the last picture! Damn, Lindsay is a spaz!

She is just looking like Britney when she was all sloppy and pregnant during the Matt Lauer interview! Except Brit was pregnant and she is country y'all!

Hey Hohan- what's your excuse???

It's pretty obvious that she's eating a few too many Twinkies. But I'll take the extra chins if she goes back up to a D-Cup.

And morons, she's not tripping. It's called going up steps.

Mr Stallion.. Alabama Hotpocket.... that is just gross.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alabama+hotpocket

Her chin is as saggy as Paris' ass.

I'd push that chin in with my dick.

Well, she _is_ just as ugly as any other freckle-infested bint, bless her heart.

She looks like Stockard Channing - who is what like 64?

Not a good look for a 20 yo.

Oh dear, she looks horrible, but she's at the Ivy, not Koi. See the picket fence?

#11 - I usually go up steps face first too. Thanks for the clarification.

her neck looks swollen... perhaps her firecrotch is infected?

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@ 12 LOL.....

@11 Who you calling morons Fonzi? I hope the shark gets you this time..........

Is this scunt going out of her way to look as old as possible? I could see it when she was trying to get into the clubs, but this is ridiculous. She's ginger-fair and she tans waaaay too much. She parties like it's 1999, with rum and cocaine, and she single-handedly makes sure the offspring of the wealthy are kept well-fucked. Never goes to bed until greeted by the sun and drinks Jack Daniels straight up. Her diet consists of french fries, toast and semen. It must be her goal to look 45 when she's 28. Plastic surgery can only do so much, Linds. You should know that being on your third cunt-tuck.

That type of lifestyle takes it's toll on your looks, and she didnt look that good to begin with.

Oh and she is still anorexic looking, shes not fat it's that her skin is starting to sag.

Cardio Baby Cardio!!!!!

What else do these people have to do other than workout and act.

Once I get to LA I will have a six pack for life, ripped jaw line, and one killer package!!!

And yes a double chin is fat, tighten up baby!

More chins than a chinese phonebook.

"14. Posted by Cruzadas on October 3, 2006 9:05 AM

I'd push that chin in with my dick."

lol

@ number 18...couldn't have said it better myself! and @ number 11, if this is how you walk up stairs, you must constantly look like a retard trying to hump a doorknob. You win the daily douche award!

Damn you Pinky, I was just going there. :)

I want to lick her freckles!

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Good god, when any of us put our face down we get a double chin... at least the people I know. Granted we all eat food unlike many of the starving starlets.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#17

You've obviously never been to The Ivy...

It may be a picket fence, but it's not theirs.

JESUS, aren't there any alcoholics out there in Superficial Land? Chins are what happens when you drinkiedrinkie too much, it bloats your face and lower abs.
I still think she's fucking gorgeous, a real hot mess

lohan, gb2/sunscreen/

A squirrels uses it's cheek pouches for storing large quantities of nuts.

Ditto Lohan.

Why force the girl to being anorexic / bullimic or whatever disorders are hip these days??
She is better off with a double chin.

Why force the girl to going back to being anorexic/bullimic or whatever disorders are hip these days?? She is better off with a double chin.

You'd think with all the dick she sucks that her chin muscles would be nice and taut

In the first picture, she looks like Britney Spears.

I hate this whore more than anybody here and I'm willing to bet money on that. But damn, this bitch can't win. As bad as I want her to be, she's not fat. Superfish should just be happy that dumpster cunt is hiding her ass pimples and not offending our eyes by parading around Harry's house in one of those ugly ass bikinis. She's so pale she reminds me of all the skits that Dave Chapelle does when he's playing that white dude. I think she's following in Matthew McConaughey's footsteps by transforming herself into "Nancy" from The Craft. Pretty soon we'll be reading about how she got all tooted up, dressed in black, went to Fez's house and pushed him out a window. Then you'll hear about how she broke into Hilary Duff's house and cut off all her hair while she was sleeping. Come to think of it, her mom is almost identical to Nancy's, too.

But I thought she was an anorexic cokehead only 5 minutes ago.
It's just a camera angle. Damn, people.

hey, it's better than when she was all skin and bones! her face looks like it's aged 20 more years than she already is, but at least she doesn't look like a corpse anymore

Honestly, it's criticism like this that made her anorexic. God forbid she should look like a normal human being.

I don't like Lindsay Lohan and there are almost never any flattering photos of her anymore as she's always out partying and being slutty, but criticizing someone for being fat when they've recovered from anorexia?

That's just mean.

That's her mandibular cum-sac, people. Keep up. She stores it so she can roll it around on her tongue throughout the day and savor the flavor.

"just a pinch 'tween yer cheek an' gum"

the only thing i don't understand, is why everyone was so fucking upset when she was skinny, but now that she actually packed a few pounds on, the whole world is calling her fat? welcome to america ... christ.

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sorry... what was the questn?

holy shit you people are such assholes it blows my mind. she's too skinny, she's too fat, why doesn't she wear more clothes? why is she wearing all of those clothes? she looks like a whore. she looks like a bag lady. ENOUGH! why don't you leave this bitch alone for gods sake? your jealousy is transparent and pathetic. no you are not lindsay lohan. deal with it and go build real lives for yourselves as real non-celebrity people. you are not going to be in People magazine's most beautiful people issue. try to pick up the pieces and move on.

Yeah right!! its the jealousy! hahahaha
I think people should be soooo jealous of having a firecrotch, or being a drug addict sperm pillow used and abused by... lets see... everybody!!!

Ok those images are just the result of her love for self destruction.

She's a hard drinking, hard partying, hard fucking post teen. The double chin is simply a badge of honor.

I heard she likes implants, but that chin was put in a bit too low.

Poor Hohan

Sigh...ok #46, you half-assed troll, I'll bite. Let me explain this in the simplest terms possible...NOBODY IS JEALOUS OF HOHAN. This bitch is only 20, and looks at LEAST 40. She happens to be one of the UGLY natural redheads, with all the freckles and the pasty-pale skin, which just happens to be prone to aging VERY badly, especially when you subsist on a diet of cum, booze, coke, and cigarettes. She has a BAD boob job, those puppies are up to her chin, she has NO hips, and looks ATROCIOUS in a bikini. From what I saw of her firecrotch in a few pics, her labia looks grossly malformed, possibly requiring a vaginoplasty from Dr. 90210. She cannot dress, she has fucked 3/4ths of Hollywood, possibly resulting in numerous STDs, she cannot act OR sing, and she is a HUGE joke. Her mother is an overbearing stage mom who tries to be her fucked-up daughter's best friend instead of HELPING her, hoping that she will kick off early from an overdose or something so she will get her greedy claws into Hohan's pocketbook, her dad is a drug-addicted criminal, and her younger sister looks like a cross between a troll and an Oompa-Loompa. The poor, ugly thing is a walking timebomb set to explode SOON. What exactly is there to be jealous OF? Please, enlighten us. And if you are the ONE member of her fan club, then you are at the WRONG place. This is the SUPERFICIAL, not the Hohan Orgy Message Board. We come here to talk SHIT about these useless, pointless wastes of space and life called "celebrities", not kiss their asses. Ok?

And I would NEVER, EVER want to be a celebrity, especially not Lindsay Hohan. Fame just isn't my thing. I actually ENJOY having a private life, and there are plenty of more fulfilling things for us to do with our lives than want to be on a stupid-ass gossip rag's "Most Beautiful People" list. And I'M gonna earn my money the old-fashioned way: wait for my parents to kick off and be a trust-fund baby! So THERE!

that first pic looks like fucking boy george(flattering profile)

#50 since she's as bad as all that why waste your time typing the snivelling drivel?

She is looking BUSTED as usual,she looks more like a spotted Koi rather than spotted at the Koi.

Oh my.... what a slack jawed friggin skank.....

Put down the drinks and do a friggin sit up.....

Herbie would be soooo ashamed!!!!!

Gob I am so SICK of stories about Kirstie Alley!

@53-

Just exactly which part of my comment was "snivelling"? And basically that's the POINT of this site, to talk shit about these useless celebs and their lame, ass-kissing fans who think everyone who dislikes their fave celeb is "jealous". So sorry it didn't meet your high standards, I'm sure everything YOU type is pure gold, right?

In the first picture, she is not looking down - her chin is upright (compare it to the posts on the fence). So yes, she does have a double chin, which is hard to accomplish while being arorexic at the same time. That was a really unflattery picture of her; forget the double chin, her eyes look puffy & her skin looks bad. Actually, she reminded me of Liz Taylor after she went to seed!

She looks a lot prettier in the 2nd and 3rd pics.

I think she should enroll in some place like Canyon Ranch for three months and get cleaned up, if she doesn't want her career to come to a complete stop. Even a 20-yr-old can't survive on a diet of coke, cigarettes, booze, and no sleep before it starts to show in her face.

*unflattering*, I mean.

Its a fact of life, if you use enough coke, you can finally get fat again after being thin. When you finally get your appetite you just binge on junk food and have no motivation to exercise. I think this would accurately describe whats up with LiLo.

Another example of the double chin:

http://people.aol.com/people/gallery/0,26335,1536311_1,00.html

...many days later...

#50 actually...

we like the way she looks

apparently we cant say that here
she's a f'in skank [is that better?]
hello?
excuse me?
there're people here
waiting :)

hello :)

you came back :)

actually someone noticed the boy...

hey...
sounds like youre learning
trust noone
the truth is out there
etc

So we pick on he when she looks too thin, and we pick on her when she looks too fat. I think I get it now!