October 31, 2006
Lindsay Lohan gets in the Halloween spirit
Lindsay Lohan dressed up over the weekend as that chick from Flashdance. Although I'm not even sure if it's a Halloween costume. For all I know she just came from Jazzercise or something.
Some more of Lindsay Lohan in her 80's dance outfit after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by Verbal Osmosis on October 31, 2006 9:34 AM
1st lol
2. Posted by jrzmommy on October 31, 2006 9:35 AM
Gave what at Jazzercise? What?
3. Posted by RichPort on October 31, 2006 9:36 AM
Is that the key to her firecrotch and, if so, is it fireproof?
4. Posted by BigJim on October 31, 2006 9:36 AM
That has got to be the scariest fucking Halloween costume I've ever seen.
Ever.
Really.
5. Posted by Tracie on October 31, 2006 9:38 AM
Um Linds, FYI, the headband goes around your head, not your thigh. If you were trying to channel a "Happy Days" Chachi, you would have a red bandana around your thigh.
P. S. You look horrific anyway.
6. Posted by commissioner on October 31, 2006 9:39 AM
You have to know that faggot behind her was telling her how smokin' hot she was before they left her place. He's just smilin' like he won the lottery,he knows his picture will be in every tabloid and he will be FABULOUS!
7. Posted by PapaHotNuts on October 31, 2006 9:40 AM
I remember that scene in Flashdance when the water pours from the ceiling onto that chick sitting in a chair. I hope Lindsay recreates that scene, but instead of water, she uses a combination of bricks, knives, and lava.
8. Posted by BoognishRising on October 31, 2006 9:40 AM
Typo. For her, it's Jizzercise.
9. Posted by frescavergene on October 31, 2006 9:41 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i was taking a break from writing about more important matters such as the cuban revolution and how better it was than batista's regime.then i see this eyesore and waste of human flesh. thanks.
p.s
freckles are nasty. thx.
10. Posted by seyoboy on October 31, 2006 9:42 AM
She is in halloween spirit all year
http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/
11. Posted by Brain Embolism on October 31, 2006 9:42 AM
♪♪ She's a maniac, maniac... ♪
12. Posted by jrzmommy on October 31, 2006 9:43 AM
What do West Virginians do on Halloween??
Pump kin!
Thanks!!
13. Posted by Bugman4045 on October 31, 2006 9:43 AM
WTF is that squiggly thing that can be seen just above her crotch?
Go ahead and say it is the seam on her panties, but I am going to believe it is some parasitic worm crawling out to get some fresh air!
14. Posted by Adult Underoos on October 31, 2006 9:45 AM
richport, it's a leotard with an asbestos-lined crotch!
regular cotton-lined undies --> http://funderpants.com
15. Posted by Sdvora on October 31, 2006 9:46 AM
Why is it that everything she wears looks so cheap? She has money to burn, and yet everything she wears, down to her Halloween costume, looks thin, cheap and dirty. Stupid Haylie Duff's costume looks better.
16. Posted by ponk on October 31, 2006 9:50 AM
when Flashdance came out, i always said that Jennifer Beals made me wanna weld. Lindsay makes me wanna ralph.
17. Posted by hav-a-tampa on October 31, 2006 9:54 AM
That's A Costume ??? well Hell, i thought she dressed like that Everyday .
at least Paris Made an Effort to look like a cop.
18. Posted by Madrid Marriott on October 31, 2006 9:55 AM
Just below her right knee -- clearly a jizz stain. And you'd think that with all the squatting she does her ass wouldn't be so droopy.
19. Posted by hamacus on October 31, 2006 9:56 AM
Ewwwwwwwwww! in photo 7 of 8 Hohan look like she forgot the wipe off rag and knelt in man juice...At least change hose hoes!
20. Posted by 86 on October 31, 2006 9:58 AM
I'm pretty sure she is Olivia Newton John from the "Lets get Physical" video.
21. Posted by 86 on October 31, 2006 9:59 AM
They forgot to FotoFacial her back. Freckly!
22. Posted by CelebSlam.com on October 31, 2006 10:03 AM
So she's an 80s whore?
http://www.celebslam.com
23. Posted by urwrong on October 31, 2006 10:12 AM
Her ass is sagging already. Pretty sad.
24. Posted by RichPort on October 31, 2006 10:15 AM
The outfit would look waaaaaaay better if it covered her head and exposed her tits. I'm just saying...
25. Posted by DancingQueen on October 31, 2006 10:17 AM
That is a pitiful attempt at the 80s Flashdance look. She didn't even crimp her hair for God's sake. Oh yeah and I think the pink thing around her leg is for catching man juice. She just forgot the one on the other leg. How can she be so young and have such an out of shape body. She needs to hire a personal trainer in the worst way.
26. Posted by biatcho on October 31, 2006 10:20 AM
She's that nasty-ass Sheena Easton looking chick from Breakin' that "breaks" with Jean Claude Van Damme (he's got the moves bitches).
27. Posted by polypam on October 31, 2006 10:21 AM
Repeat after me:
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
28. Posted by Pagan Queen on October 31, 2006 10:21 AM
In 7 of 8 you can see a key around her neck. Uh Lindz, you forgot the chastity belt!
Brain - now I wont be able to get that song out of my head. Thanks, thanks alot
29. Posted by Ed Bambrick on October 31, 2006 10:24 AM
I wouldn't hit it.
30. Posted by Pagan Queen on October 31, 2006 10:25 AM
I just realized, that WAS Lindz at my garage sale!
Was selling my 80's collection of assorted fashions. Cuz I am on the cutting edge, so sharp I am bleeding
31. Posted by jrzmommy on October 31, 2006 10:29 AM
It's not fun to keep repeating what you are dressed as on Halloween.
32. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on October 31, 2006 10:34 AM
Geez, I thought she was just going to go work out... that's a costume? Didn't she learn anything from the movie Mean Girls that she isn't supposed to dress up scary, but like a sexy Playboy bunny?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
33. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on October 31, 2006 10:38 AM
All she needs is an African baby and the look will be complete.
34. Posted by Anastasia_Beaverhausen on October 31, 2006 10:42 AM
I, like Lindsay, also Jazzercise in stilletos...
35. Posted by RockyMtnHigh on October 31, 2006 10:48 AM
Nice cameltoe.
(www.cameltoe.org)
36. Posted by Ruby on October 31, 2006 10:50 AM
But this broad wasn't even alive in the 80's. This outfit is borrowed from her mom's closet.
37. Posted by Shaun on October 31, 2006 10:55 AM
Moose knuckles indeed.
http://www.digital-six.net
38. Posted by MeanNate on October 31, 2006 10:57 AM
Looks like they did a good job of hiding that massive wad of chewing gum where her 'giner supposed to be.
We all know it's there.
39. Posted by BeautifulNightmare on October 31, 2006 11:02 AM
OK, if you are going to wear an outfit like this, you should atleast have an ass...
Where is her ass?
40. Posted by Missallanpoe on October 31, 2006 11:10 AM
ROFL in pic 5 it looks like shes trying to escape in her car from the embarassment. Jesus tap dancing christ I never liked the outfits from the 80's...70's sure...50's sure...todays is alittle messed up..but the 80's just had horrible trends. =) She can't dress now so she decides to take up the 80's era in all of its embarassment.
41. Posted by DrDanny on October 31, 2006 11:38 AM
Ya know, this girl is a D-O-G dawg! Fugly, useless, waste of space. Why can't we just ignore her? Please?
42. Posted by Jade - The Gossip Girls on October 31, 2006 11:45 AM
You'd think with all her money and the "attention" she receives that she'd get a better costume lol. Guess she's as strapped for ideas as the rest of us? Poor girl.
Kayla (using Jade's login)
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net
43. Posted by rudesauce on October 31, 2006 11:54 AM
That outfit looks better and more put together than the clothes she normally wears.
44. Posted by Spindoc on October 31, 2006 12:04 PM
She looks like she dressed up as a used condom.
45. Posted by Grobpilot on October 31, 2006 12:05 PM
That is one flamin' gay motherfucker in pic #4
46. Posted by Spindoc on October 31, 2006 12:05 PM
She actually isn't wearing nylons, that is just the shine from all the semen covering her legs.
47. Posted by Reid on October 31, 2006 12:08 PM
Yeah, that doesn't even look like a Halloween costume. It looks like she just came from some YMCA jazzercize class where she worked out with people named Edith and Hazel who's idea of workout fashion is Jamie Lee Curtis in "Perfect".
http://www.reidaboutit.com
48. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on October 31, 2006 12:10 PM
The bad part is she's so fucking happy with herself - just look at the stupid-ass "Paris grin" she's got going on.
People need to start telling these stupids whores that they look like shit, then maybe we'd have some decent-looking bitches to check out. Instead all these fucking fag-hags tell them that they look awesome and the bitches just get skeezier every day. I think it's the fags way of trying to bring down str8 society. Fucking queers.
49. Posted by 86 on October 31, 2006 12:35 PM
GAH ... AND she should go on a diet, the fat cow. Hey Lindz why not save some food for the rest of the world, huh?
50. Posted by herbiefrog on October 31, 2006 12:38 PM
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how
to use
it
does one say ?
...happy hallowed eve
...whatever?
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52. Posted by assfacecocknocker on October 31, 2006 1:11 PM
i think she actually looks alright in some of these pics. she has a nice body.
i think i would like to drink a gallon of motor oil, get dressed up in some tinfoil and paint a couple of stripes down my back and pretend to be herbie and really show her how herbie goes banannas! (by having sex with her on the street, preferrably in the gutter)
53. Posted by ohshitbaby on October 31, 2006 1:30 PM
I really thought that she was Madonna, that would have been much better.
54. Posted by eiram_1 on October 31, 2006 1:47 PM
It's her homage to Scarface. Remember the song in the club... Flashdance to the Yayo.
55. Posted by mrs.t on October 31, 2006 2:09 PM
And this differs from her normal attire because.........?
56. Posted by Tracy on October 31, 2006 2:21 PM
That is the most confusing damn Halloween costume I've ever seen. Is she Jane Fonda circa 1983 or a street whore circa 1983?
57. Posted by normella on October 31, 2006 2:56 PM
She has a terrible figure. Her ass looks disgusting, her back is humped, and she has absolutely no curves whatsoever. Since when does this make you part of the "beautiful people" crew?
Ugh. Aren't we all sick of this shit already?
58. Posted by outoftown on October 31, 2006 4:48 PM
it's not a costume when you'd consider wearing it for serious.
59. Posted by herbiefrog on October 31, 2006 6:07 PM
...aparrently : )
...its her gift
...to
...the
...dragon
in return for
looking like
a cheesecake whore
the dragon will
eat her
[not out guys]
ok lets go/...
60. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on October 31, 2006 7:34 PM
#57
It has a vagina.
Therefore, it's plowable; even the diseased ones.
woot
61. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on October 31, 2006 7:43 PM
Eww somebody needs an ass-lifting... and a new wardrobe
62. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on October 31, 2006 7:45 PM
She's not one of my favorite celebrities, but at least she doesn't look like Kate Beckinsale.
You know, fit and healthy.
As if there were two Kate Beckinsales, I'd probably need new underwear.
Wait...
63. Posted by AnitaDick on November 1, 2006 5:36 AM
Ughhh, she looks like the undead on some of those pics. I mean, u just know all she wants is to suck your brain through her firecrotch... Which i guess is in the halloween spirit, and maybe what she was going for. 80's firecrotch undead hore.
64. Posted by llllllllll on November 1, 2006 6:04 AM
Her profile ass really sucks...God!
65. Posted by herbiefrog on November 16, 2006 4:48 PM
sorry did you not get that ?
it was a message
we are still here
talking to the inside?
is he
yes
thanks gwen : )