YAY!!!!

first.

She's the magician! She stole his sense of taste!

She should keep him around... he makes her look normal.

damn sign in! I would have been first.

Second too?!

d'oh, I'm an idiot. She made his sense of taste... disappear. That's what I meant. No seriously.

LOL! We were all scrambling for it like Michael Jackson after a 7-yr-old boy.

Is it just me or is that last pic of Phyllis Diller?
http://www.grabow.biz/images/phyllis_diller.jpg

Celebs be carefull predator is out there...

http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

Ummm, is it just me or does he appear to have a balloon animal for an ear in the first pic?

lay off her, she's mine ;)

Am I supposed to know who that guy is?

@ 10 - Daron, He is a magician isnt he? Is it too weird he carries around ballon animals?

I've seen his work, but I don't think he knows what he is in for. People have been trying to make herpes disappear for a long time now. I hear they always come back though. Maybe he'll get mad afterwards and make her disappear for good, but then the Fish wouldn't have anything to post about. Unless of course Madonna steals another jr spear chucker........

she's only using him to make her herpes disappear. but silly girl, nothing can take "the mark" away.

This dooshbag is gonna find out how there are some tricks you can't pull. Such as the lifelong effects from an encounter with patient herpes-zero here.

HEY "MINDFREAK" you only get one penis, you should take better care of it.

you've been warned

Attention Fellow Fishys:
This e-mail was just recieved by a fellow Fish poster.
Does anybody know what it's about? Not the obvious stuff!

Hello,
RE: The Madonna Adoption stuff - You and your little friends at Superficial need to top talking shit about black people. You think you're nice and safe hiding behind anonymous screen names talking shit, but if you were real, you'd walk up to a black person and say that stuff in their face. See what would happen to you. You and all your little racist friends need to cut that shit out or stop being punk bitches and say that in the face of a black person and see how they set you straight. Now take my message and share it with the rest of the prejudice people at that site. Racist fuck.

Sincerely,
The Stool Pigeon

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Who is He ?

He just makes his cock disappear inside all these whore's cooters.

Then he pulls out and magically cream rinses their face.

Then sings, "Frosted Lucky Spooge. It's magically delicious."

#17...it just warms my heart to see that our hatred has claimed another victim. Another excellent job, hi-fives and kudos all around.

Remember fellow superfishers, let the hate flow thru you

@20 If you don't like Will and Grace doesn't mean there is something wrong with you, it means there is something wrong with Will!!! He's a homosexual.......
White Power..........
Show us your face Clayton, don't be afraid Mr. Bigsby, show us your face..........

Anonymous pussy..........

I thought he was dating Minnie Driver? Oh well, guess he's back to his usual type: blonde bimbos.

@21:

"Why, why did you divorce your wife after all these years of marriage?"

"Because she's a nigger-lover."

is the the like magicician hypnotist guy? couldn't he jedi mind trick real babes into pole dancing with him? it's like the owner of ferrari taking a bike to work. take a cue from david copperfield, yo.

LOL @ 23.......I almost went there, don't know why I held back this time..........

#17: the author of that note is clearly a new hybrid superdouche, created by carefully combining the chromosomes of Edna, DamnYELL, lamebananas, and SarahJean. And wasn't there an asian person who was really pissed off a while back? Him too.

So, anyway, what you do is you take a gook, a spic, a nigger, and a crazy, fat fuckin blue-eyed devil, stir gently, simmer, turkey-baste that shit up your ass and back out again (you can cancel your high-colonic this week!), put the mixture into a clay pot, bury it in the backyard for 2 months (just like kimchee!), and wait for a full moon. Only then can you unearth the vessel, crack the lid and run like a motherfucker, cuz the superdouche will need to be fed immediately and will report, kill, and devour the first sarcastic racist it lays eyes on.

Oh Paris, come on, you can do better than THAT.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com

Now that's a sex tape to watch... Paris being set on fire and then dissapearing in the middle!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

What's the definition of confusion?

Father's Day in a black neighborhood.

#17,

The funniest thing about that note is how racist the person who wrote it is against black people. They automatically ASSUME that some black guy or girl is going to give you a "Beat Down" Yeah, real nice, calling everybody on here racists then basically assuming that all black people are violent criminals not in control of themselves. I love stupidity.

Oh, and as for Chriss Angel....am I supposed to know who the fuck this guy is?

What day is Father's Day in the projects??

Everyday!!

Paris is utterly hilarious!! Any scummy,oily or grungy bastard is obviously bedroom material for her.

But I do love to be whispered to real close like that.... Makes me feel all tingly allover....

Criss Angel is a magician and has a show called "Mind Freak". I think it's on A&E.
His magic is along the lines of David Blaine. Street magic with a flair toward the theatrical. He always dresses like a grease ball.
That's about all I've got.

P.S. Angry Ferret is the coolest...

And Embolism's nose has ferret shit on it.

it's not hard to guess what these walking bacterias were probably saying...

bacteria 1;
so paris, do you like magic tricks, you wanna see how i make my dick disappear in your ass.

bacteria2;
hehehe, that's my favorite trick in the whole world, about 1000 guys has already shown me that trick, the part I don't get is how the cum shoots out of my mouth when they shoot it in my ass.

bacteria1;
ahhh, yeah, hahaha, well how bout I make my dick disappear in your mouth instead.

bacteri2;
ummm, okay but don't think I'm easy.

Doug Henning never used to be all over slutty broads when he was alive. He wasn't giving magicians a bad name! 'Course his being a raging homosexual had a little something to do with it.
DHLTC
p.s. ...TCLTC too

this is so the paris hilton IMPOSTER!!!! she is showing up everywhere. you can tell when it is her, cuz she looks a little cute.

is #17 for real? someone please explain to me why this person is preaching on "just walking up to someone instead of hiding behind anonymous screen names" while using ratmail.com???????

#37: look again. that definitely looks like Paris' hooked beak in pic #2.

@34 Don't make me angry BigJim.

You won't like me when I'm angry. :)

#17 - Stool Pigeon = new politically correct term for Fags.

He also "might" have herpes now

http://www.celebslam.com

As I sit here and watch Simpson's Treehouse of Horror I, it all suddenly came together, Paris is not human she's an alien creature here to infect us as part of a greater plan. She's KANG!!

or maybe Kodos

Being a person of color, I shall now tell some of my favorite racist jokes:

What is another word for cocoon?
N-nigga

How do German kids tie their shoes?
In little Nazis...

What do you call hemmerhoids on a gay guy?
Speed bumps

Besides automatic, what two choices do Puerto Ricans have when choosing a new car?
estick or estandard

Why do Italians have moustaches?
So they can look like their mothers

What do you call a Irish homosexual?
A Gaylick

Oh, and for the record, I have nothing against white people... I think everyone should own at least one.

I thought I had more... fuck... racial humor kills me. People that actually believe the shit is true deserve to be shot at close range with a Winchester. Or my enormous cock.

#34 - BigJim, I'm going to keep this civilized.
Have you ever been to the Ferrets site. It's definitely a must see on the blogging trail.

http://www.angry-ferret.blogspot.com/

@44 - Now that's some funny shit RichPort.

What "of color" are you? :)

hahahahaha, humor meets reality Rich, in Puerto Rico manual transmission cars are called "estandard" which is obviously some twisted-ass pronounciation of standard.

Dear STOOL PIGEON, PIGEON SHIT, WHATEVER....

I have responeded to you on my blog.

Enjoy!

FUCKO :P

Criss Angel has never impressed me with anything other than his creepiness. But if he pulls a disappearing act with Paris, then I'd be a fan!

http://popanalysis.blogspot.com

**NEWSFLASH**

**NEWSFLASH**

**NEWSFLASH**

paris hilton is sexually promiscuous!

the horror.

nice hands tho .. i mean not paris but this chriss guy. (I'm twisted I know O_o )

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, fuck, my nick is twisted, too ... shit.

#48....that was a funny post on your blog, I'm gonna check out the rest of it later. And if your ItalianCubanIrish thinks it's hard he should try ItalianBlackPuertorican, that's some FUCKED'UP mix I gotta live with.:)

#47 - Slim, the funniest racial humor is loosely based on truth, or grossly overdone exaggerations. Such as, how do Asian people name their kids? They throw pots and pans down the stairs...

Shit Pigeon emailed me again...

A Stool Pigeon wrote:

Hello,
Someone has a secret to tell you about Anastasia Beaverhausen . Here's the secret..
RE: The email I sent you earlier - I read your stupid little response. Thought it was kind of funny. Made me laugh a little. You're still a racist fuck though and your friends are corny as hell. But thanks for the response.
Sincerely,
The Stool Pigeon

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Rich, that was hilarious. :-)

BarbadoSlim, I'll bet you're a fucking gorgeous bastard, too, aren't you?

I'm just a red-haired, sauna-sitting-Nazi-Guinness-guzzling-drunk.

Beav--If I told you once, I told you a thousand damn times, OK? You mess with Sarah-Jean, you mess with the whole fucking trailer park!

I don't find the racist comments here very funny either. Try harder. Morons are racists too you know. Racism is like a free diz.
I try to censor my Anti-American (ummm...policy...)and Anti-Albertan (general blue-eyed Arab money grubs) comments here for the sake of levity. Believe me it's hard.
(as the ladies must assume by now)

#52- Barbado, you just made this Irish/German/English girl slide off her seat. I think I'm in lust!

Did anyone notice that she actually looks kind of nice in these pictures?

@34 bigjim, you're just jealous that you haven't developed a fan base.

maybe she looks better than usual because she's been caught on film not acting, but feeling at home in toxic debauchery amid her social kinship

Personally I'd think the one with the petri dish between her legs is a bit more predatory.

63rd!!! fucckcckkk yes

#60 Steeno - Actually BigJim has a huge fan base, probably bigger than The Angry Ferrets. Hell, I'm a "fan"!
It's just when he becomes a pebble in my shoe, I've got to dump him out.

Chris Angel, Chris Angel, Chris Angel. You have a much higher quality selection of women but you slum with with Parasite.

Looking at those images he is obviously out of it with his eyes the way they are. I really hope he double bagged it. He isn't even as close as what David Blaine is about, but he made his mark in theatrical magic. What a shame.

http://www.digital-six.net

Q: Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?
A: Because they were all monkeys back then.

This is slightly off topic, but who cares? I want to know, seriously, why there are so many fucking jews in hollywood/entertainment industry. When I first heard the theory a few years ago I thought it was funny, but not really true, but the more TV and movies I watch, it really does seem to be true, and the vast majority of them (Jon Stewart and his ilk), are all just stereotypical jews who hate america and want to see a liberal "revolution." I mean, c'mon, maybe mel gibson took it too far in his comments, or maybe not. Stereotypes arent manufactured out of thin air; they are based on supposed characteristics, fair or not, of a particular race or people. Its hard to say that jews arent money grubbing, clannish, venal people with all the examples there are in hollywood. It seems like all the TV shows out there try to undermine the nuclear family/father figure, and try to show the american father as an idiot, screw up, degenerate, etc. The interesting part is that, when you read the credits after these shows its almost all jewish names. Why is that? Because they are so talented? Of course some of them are, but still, it is kind of scary. Also, jews are so resistant to stereotypes, but when they arent trying to undermine the family or father, they are trying to paint blacks in a less than flattering way (gang members, idiots, etc.).

He certainly looks creepy, but its not like Paris couldn't handle him- she's had creepy before.

Man, this guy must really suck if he can't get Paris on his jock. She doesn't look that interested. One time I saw this guy make a manhole disappear after he crawled out of it. Sweet, but that doesn't mean that Paris Hilton wants to fuck you bro. I said "bro," because I understand he is from the East Coast, where they say that sort of thing, otherwise, I wouldn't have used it. The point is, magicians are cool...but they aren't getting-pussy-cool. haha, in your face David Copperfield too. Alright, I'm actually drunk, amazing how good my typing is right? fuck you

He's trying to turn a multi-diseased slut into a clinically clean virgin.

I'm sorry but aside from this picture, I think he's sexy in a dirty sort of way. Her nose looks like an anteater!

OMG..UPDATE ALREADY! FUCK!

#67 - You're still fucking here after all your rantings? Shut the fuck up . Your opinion is hereby negated, as you are likely a closet jew in denial. Get off of Wu Tang Clan's collective dick.

SHAME ON A BLONKEY!

Does Paris Hilton just wander around with her own stripper pole?

this guy is the personification of a herpes lesion. they make a wonderful couple. when is the big day?

I guess who ever this person is that's upset about race jokes should write David Letterman also.......
Top 10 reasons there are no blacks in Nascar

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways!

#66 & 67 - You have a lot of nerve showing your face around here again after that shit you spewed... and trying to be funny.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spewed

@75 - Hilarious Stallion, now do we get to call you "Italian Letterman" or "David Stallion" or "Pinky_Nips fuck-stick" or "Cock-Ninjas punching bag"?

Stallion, that's some funny shit right there. Letterman didn't do that on his show, did he?

Stallion - LOL! I think you forgot a few:

24" chrome rims coupled with mouth full of jeweled teeth unfairly blinds other drivers on sunny days

Requisite KKK membership an impossibility

Marijuana still apparently (and oddly) still considered 'banned substance'

Driving slowly while "hollerin'" at the "bitches" frowned upon

Under unfair racist NASCAR rules, homies not allowed to ride shotgun

Half our family is white bread Southern. They love that NASCAR shit... mostly for the beer and the crashes... oh, and they think Jesus picked Bush to be president. I always thought that sandal wearing motherfucker was non-partisan. Who knew?

@77 Pinky_nips fuck-stick

@78 he sure did......

24" chrome rims coupled with mouth full of jeweled teeth unfairly blinds other drivers on sunny days

Driving slowly while "hollerin'" at the "bitches" frowned upon

Fucking Priceless...........

79--Requisite KKK membership an impossibility.....excellent.

I would imagine that the drive by shootings on the opposing pit crews would be frowned upon as well.

All this racism is killing me on the inside. But on the outside I am laughing so hard I fear my vagina is gonna fall out.

I'm sure there's a carjacking joke to be had somewhere here........

Yeah, it's a bitch to go 130 when your hydraulics are pumpin'.

Signed,

Stallion's Fuck-Puppet

Carjacking is no joke. I prefer to call it an under-appreciated skill...

This guy is less like a predator, and more like a vulture.

I was car-jacked in the city once, he didn't actually take the car, he just held a gun to me and made me drive him around to get drug's..............good times

@79:
I feel so sorry for your white Southern half. There sure nuff ain't NO niggah dumb enough to think Bush was annointed by God Almighty.

Speaking as a white Southerner.

#89 - I had a gun stuck in my ribs once by an angry crackhead who took my $60 but, oddly, let me keep my six pack of Sam Adams...

When did Paris start sporting that sweet mullet?
She's a Nascar fan now too...

@92 If it was Heinekin you were a dead man.......

#90 - Don't feel sorry for them. They may be slightly reformed hicks, but they have lots of money and are resonably kind people, though they tend to say the word 'Black' in almost a whisper, you know, so as not to offend anybody. And they drink fucking Bud Light of all things...

@94: Don't you mean Alize?

I like the fucks who jack a car with a toddler in it and when they drop the kid off at the next block, they think they're some great fucking humanitarian so they should get a lesser sentence. It's that kind of shit that makes me wanna bust a cap.......

Jrz- that is precisely why I taught my son to handle a gun at a very young age, and planted a little .380 under his car seat. Now if he could just keep one in his desk, maybe crazy motherfuckers wounldn't bust into schools and start shooting.

Criss Angel should do us all a favor and make this bitch dissapear...permanently.Who's with me?

#94 LOL! No doubt.

#96 Actually, the crackhead would have just died of a heart attack.

Commish: I'm ALL about the concealed weapons law, baby... There's a chance someone is strapped, you're gonna think twice before you try to jack their ass, hence, less crime. Is there any statistical research out there on shit like that in states that allow concealed weapons v. states that don't?

#67 Dirt McGirt,

can we expect further posts from you on:
1. Why are so many blacks in sports
2. Why are colleges full of Asians
3. Why are there so many Irish Cops?
4. Why are there so many gay fashion designers
5. well I think you get the idea..... Gee, can't wait for your next rant, it isn't as if everybody hasn't heard this shit for 50 years.

102--why are there so many retarded people at the Special Olympics?

Jrz- as a matter of fact, there is statistical evidence, though local and state law enforcement will not release their findings. However, the "Make my day" law has had a huge impact on home invasions and car jackings in my state. Though, if you shoot someone, it's better to drag them in your front door, or you could face questioning from pesky law enforcement officers.

Criss Angel is a Racist!

Man, there are days when I'm just surrounded by ignorance that if I had a deer rifle and this mother fuckah had a bell tower.......we'd all have a problem!

Hence the Botox. I don't get that twitch in my right eye anymore when dealing with dumb motherfuckers. Don't get me wrong, I'm still homicidal, just not tee-totally crazy enough from the twitch to blast someone back to whence they came.

The stupid people keep breeding. Too bad the circle of life ain't fast enough to keep up with 'em.

I'm confused now, how did the race card get thrown in here and what does it have to do with anything?

@108 Anastasia and I got e-mails saying we better watch ourselves with the black jokes, and there begins the race card.....

They took are e-mail address off our blogs, read post 17 and 54............

I have officially lost all sexual attraction I had for Criss Angel. Thanks to Paris I will never again have an orgasm while levitating. Damn her to hell!

Whos the racist? I think the guy needs to have a nice big cup of "shut the fuck up". What an idot. Dont even respond to it. Its a waste of time.

Q: What does a black kid get for X-Mas?
A: Your bike!

Ok, now that I've gotten THAT out of my system (I'm from VA, the SOUTH, so we hear a lot of those type jokes), I'm going to comment on Dirt. Please, STFU. Seriously, you are a BAD EXCUSE for a troll. Please stop trying to stir turds and just go away. Thank you.

And about Criss Angel? That makes me really sad, because my friend's dad likes to watch that show, and, despite myself, I got interested in it. But now that he's hooked up with the Skank du Jour, I'll never be able to look at him the same way again.

I hope all of you are sterile, as there is enough pain and anguish in the world. Here's to eugenics!

OMG, I remember I once went to Africa and there were like so many black people there. It was like the scariest thing, ever. I totally had to buy an extra large fly swatter to ward them off. So much more drama than my trip in Mexico. All I had to do was carry a bar of soap around my neck - totally scared them off.

#115 - I felt the same way the last time I visited Europe with a can a fucking deodorant...

Chris Angel is a Hack and all his magic is no more than TV tricks. Not to mention he's a total nimrod. Anybody who enjoys watching his garbage is no better than that piece of space dirt that he's trying to probe.

I swear to fuck Aliens have landed ....... they just look like people....I.e. Chris Angel, Parasite Hilton, George Bush etc...

mind freak... he's SUPER FREAKAAAAYE.... yo yo yo, paris hilton's crotch.... it's SUPER FREAKAAAAAYE.... YEA!

that's about all I got, too...

mind FREAKKAAAAAEEEEYYYEEEEE.... YEAOW!

What The Fish missed was the back-story. Paris is working a stripper pole in those pictures. Then Mind Freek gets up on stage and starts groping her.

How do I know?

1) I fucking know everything.

2) I found video of it on TMZ!

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1749413

@64 BRAIN:

i care not about the base nor shaft of BigJim's,

i have a crush on ferret...

so cute!

shh don't tell him

She looks great no magic http://www.99rides.com/

#118 - At what tempurature does steel melt? That pole's gonna have to be fucking smelted now...

Well this is too much. Criss is no more a sexual predator than any other normal, adult male. He simply allowed himself to be photographed while demonstrating very poor taste.
Now that you've gotten that out of your system.......Move on, Criss, just move on.

Oh, Criss, honey! Horrible move. Beware of Paris' purple people eater!

These pictures and your website were shown on VH1's best week ever show.

You honestly have nothing better to do than post shit like this when you know it's a lie? Gosh - you must be jealous or a fat & ugly girl rejected by Mr Angel. get a life.

FIRST OF ALL, HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO EVER PUT THIS WEBSITE UP ABOUT CRISS ANGEL BEING A SEXUAL PREDITOR BETTER HOPE I NEVER EVER SEE THEM EVER!!! AND SECOND, WHERE IN THE F@$% DO U GET "CRISS ANGELS A SEXUAL PREDITOR" FROM A PICTURE OF HIM WITH PARIS HILTON WHO IS VERY WELL OVER 18!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE, THEN YOU DONT GO AROUND SPREADING DISCUSTING LIE ABOUT SOMEONE ON SUCH A SENSTIVE SUBJECT AS ACUSING HIM OF BEING A SEXUAL PREDITOR!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU WERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD HEAR HOW LOUD IM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm with #126. I dont believe that he is in any way a predator. I believe that he may have just had his beer goggles on and was mixed up. Besides, I would dance on his pole no matter how shitty he looked.

He's too nice of a guy to ruin his reputation! Give him a break.

LOL!!! You guys are fun!! Im a fan of Criss Angel and this is hilarious... I dont "hate" Paris-ite, but I do think this is funny.

LOVED the comments (ESPECIALLY Angry Ferret, Italian Stallion, RichPort...)

You guys are so much fun I had to join TypeKey so I could be part of this. LOL.

I cant wait to hear from you guys!

Keep Rockin the Casbah!

-Jess

I have to agree with 128, this is pretty funny...I don't think Criss is a sexual predator and he is a really great guy...someone mentioned before how his show is all TV stunts which i have to comment, if they are TV stunts, they're amazingly done and I'd like to see you try to make an elephant disappear in the middle of a street with dozens of people surrounding you.
Also, does anyone else think the racist comments are a little out of place? I dunno, i don't like racism in any form and it shouldn't exist but i think in our society it's inevitable...but at the same time, it's really not necessary.

Ok...that's all I wanted to say, Peace.

P.S., I love how it says all comments will be moderated and obnoxious comments may be removed ...i find that really great considering the context of a few of these comments