Sep 6 2006Lindsay Lohan's vagina gets busted

OMG, could her skin LOOK any worse??? Ugh!

GROSS!!!

GROSS!!!

GROSS!!!

I could have used a little more cowbell.

Damn it, sorry for all those posts, but it seems my computer malfunctioned when it saw lindsay hohans firecrotch

Oh yeah and WOW, I didn't realize I was on the Lindsay Lohan website. I thought this was the Superficial. My bad.

Don't worry, she's only 19, there's PLENTY of time to see her cooter...

My mother wears that diaper. Cept Barney's skin wasn't made out of it.

Well, isn't that a relief. And pink underwear; classy. She matched the shirt of that guy who's helping her out of the boat. Or, if you squint your eyes a little, PUSHING her out of the boat.

It has been said many times, but I feel I must add that she has the body of an OAP's corpse.

OMG balsac all the way.

Anything of her crotchal region is just narsty. Bagina visible or not.

I really enjoy her large, floppy, milkers. Unfortunately, her retroclined teeth give her the appearance of a rat.

If only my gaze could stop at her chest region.

what in the hell is that, a giant jelly bean, what the fuck is wrong with her, and where is her nutsack, the one she uses to tea-bag harry.

I still think she's a cheap slut wasting a pretty green dress.

Lohan. Venice. Gondola. Gonorrhea. My mind works funny.

fake

It still looks photoshopped to me.

Jrz: Save me please!!! I feel like I've been thrown into a nightmarish pit of a thousand Lohan's all chasing me and trying to smother me with giant cod-curtains. I can't look at another Lohan pic. I can't I say. Please Mr. Fish. I've had enough. No more, please. Oh God please save me. I'm melting....................................

I'm melting ................................

.......................................

........................................

hopeless

Don't grab the white string, Hopeless!! DO NOT GRAB THE WHITE STRING -- it's attached to Lohans tampon. It will only lead you into the Firecrotch of Death. Run toward the light!! Run, Hopeless, Run!!!!!

what fucking time zone is smelly superfish guy on.

it's 1:56, what the fuck, is he in outer space or something.

I'm on the west fucking coast, hawaii is three hours behind, this makes him somewhere in the middle of the fucking pacific ocean, the superfish guy is actually a god-dam fish.

WTF is so fascinating about this terribly mediocre chick? I mean, nothing really against her, but I see more attractive women in convenience stores on a daily basis. And if it's not about her looks, then what? Her intelligence? Her amazing acting and singing? Does she fart candycanes? Anyone? Throw me a bone here, 'cause I just don't get it.

OMG!!!

Impresionante ...

Sin palabras

Seeing so many stories about Lindsay makes me want to make excessively inappropriate comments. About Skip.

Soooo, I take it that Lindsay's vagina is really an octopus?

...maybe this will explain
...our linds is getting
...a political

conciense

...dont start worrying about the spelling
... ...or about how making excuses will make you feel
... ... ... or how the peole thinking about how you might be felling about being the person that mnade those second =set of mistakes, etc

...are we nearly there yet

and if not...

can i have some chocolate

LOHAN HOPING TO POLITICISE HER FANS
Movie & Entertainment News provided by World Entertainment News Network (www.wenn.com)
2006-09-06 19:30:17 -

LINDSAY LOHAN is planning to use her role in political drama BOBBY to encourage her fans to become

engaged in national issues.
EMILIO ESTEVEZ's movie focuses on the 22 people who were in Los Angeles' Ambassador Hotel when US

Presidential hopeful ROBERT KENNEDY - brother of slain US President JOHN F KENNEDY - was

assassinated in June 1968.
And Lohan - who stars alongside SIR ANTHONY HOPKINS, MARTIN SHEEN and SHARON STONE - hopes her

role as a bride, who is marrying her boyfriend's brother so he can dodge the Vietnam War draft, will encourage

young people to vote.
The 20-year-old says, "For people of my generation, I think it's important to bring awareness of a great leader. I

feel I have always been somewhat politically engaged.
"I strongly encourage people of my age and generation to have a say and to vote, and to involve themselves

in what's going on in the world, because they are living in it.
"I've always been like that but I keep it to myself. It's safer that way."

nevertheless her bepantied vag is grossing me out.

X-TREME COINPURSE!!!

I love my beaver. It's so cute. But it is covered in hair.

That is totally a photoshop.

This one looks more fake than the other ones did. I smell damage control. Thank God that's all I can smell from here.

Gross - if i couldn't see Lindsay's face i would swear that was a granny stepping off the boat. Damn - she has the worst legs for a 19 year old. I hate to imagine what she will look like in 10 years time! (shudder)

I already masturbated to the fakes! HOW CAN I TAKE THAT BACK THESUPERFICIAL?

http://www.celebslam.com

The thought of some loser squinting at his computer monitor for hours and photoshopping in a fake Lohan vagina is quite disturbing.

http://www.dailystarlet.com

Who's the hairy ape with the Rolex grappleing her arm?

I so can't look at her anymore that I'm actually staring at that hairy fucking arm.

Jrz: Thanks for saving my life.

hopeless

Guy has some serious Yeti hands.

I bet he could palm her whole face like a basketball and shove it through some chickenwire, so her face looks like Mischa Barton's ass.

hopeless,

Still staring at the Ape Arm.

as you can see, the sleeve on the ape's hand is color pink matching that of lohan's rotten nest egg, so therefore we can assume that at some point in time the ape hand had shove his hand up the firecrotch leaving behind the pink evidence. dam i make a good lawyer.

@23

My sentiments exactly.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Fuck Lindsay Lohan Day.

I think maybe I'd rather be arrested for being a spy and then taken to Guantanamo Bay where the CIA can torture me 6 times a day rather than talk about this dumb stupid fake-no-knickers firecrotch skank every 6 hours. True Story.

Yuk. Seriously. Am I the only one who has noticed this girl needs braces or veneers or something, her teeth are inverted and she reminds me of Captain Hook from Hook... ???!??

If I may paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson,

"I have had it with this muthafuckin bitch on this muthafuckin site!!"

Thank you.

Haha. Oh man, what groundbreaking information. A shot of LaLohan's vagina! Stop the presses! So pathetic. You all are what these celebs crave for. Attention. I wonder how many of you actually sit at your computer all day thinking of witty little e-insults to post about celebs, so you can be what...cool? T'is sad, I must say. Try doing something with your lives maybe. Just a thought.

#43 You are just as bad as the rest of us considering you took the time to come on this site, register your name, and post a comment! If you didn't give a fuck you wouldn't be here at all.

#43

You have wasted the exact same amount of time writing that paragraph as anyone else on here writing something amusing. Which makes which person sadder?

I'm pretty sure most celebrities don't go on thesuperficial - and what, you think if we stop then suddenly the media will stop talking about them? They'll just pop out of existance?

As long as I can have a laugh, I don't give a damn. That's my life philosophy.

Actually this is the REAL shot of her cooch. It has become so non-human that it appears to be made from fabric. That is merely it's cocoon, where it is breeding all the mini-cooches that will soon take over our world.

RUN!!!

#43 - Your mom called. Time to go home.

Wow... knickers. Why is this posted?

I'm actually pretty impressed that she's wearing underwear.

Having said that, I'm tired of celebrities implying that they take movies based on the political messages, in the hopes said movie will inspire the unwashed masses in some fashion. How I wish someone would say "They're paying me a buttload of money to pretend, so that's why I'm in this movie." I'd watch that person's movies no matter how crappy they are. Just because they keeps it real.

And I guess I'm in the minority in appreciating the daily Lohan updates. As sad as my life can be sometimes, it will apparently never be as sad as Lindsay's. Bouncing around from one loser to another, constantly posing in bikinis in a desperate play for inappropriate attention, a loser mom who doesn't act like a mom, constant speculation about the condition of her crotch, damn... my life is ride through the wine country compared to Lindsay's.

Ok, THIS IS FAKE!

I work for a photo agency and I have looked up close and personal (ew) to the hires and sorry, Lindsay would not be caught wearing these grandma undies and I know a set of flaps when I see them!

Lindsay's people obviously got to you.

I don't wanna see that!!!!!! She sortof looks like my cousin I never talk to.

50. I beg to differ - Lindsay does indeed wear big granny knickers - checks it out:

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/07/lindsay_lohan_still_filming_po.html

That one's for free cos it's Lindsay Lohan Appreciation Day, just like everyday here on the Superficial.

K ewww, i think the pictures looked better before the originals, the originals make her look like she has a penis!

PLEASE NO MORE LINDSAY LOHAN!! It's killing me and it is soooo boring. She's a crappy singer and actress so why should we care? Especially about her bikinis and bush or lack thereof? I don't!!!!!

PLEASE NO MORE LINDSAY LOHAN!! It's killing me and it is soooo boring. She's a crappy singer and actress so why should we care? Especially about her bikinis and bush or lack thereof? I don't!!!!!

Pink panties with a green dress?
What's up with that?

here are the real photos, high res too!

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/090606/image.php?pic=cooter1.jpg
http://poststuff5.entensity.net/090606/image.php?pic=cooter2.jpg

Lindsay Lohan is blowing the superficial guy.

I have pictures. Not necessarily of the superifical guy getting blown by Lohan.

E-mail me.

The panties are fake, but the rest is a complete cunt.

FIRECROTCH!

This is crap! Those undies are about as real as her boobies!!

Superficial Guy, you're a lame ass!

it actually turns out that this is the fake.

whether the original was fake too i dont know. but this picture is a photoshopped version of the original vagina slip.

i made a diagram.
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c168/jimmmm_/lohan.jpg

Thank you corpsepose for posting the obvious! Now maybe the Superficial dumbass will get it and rectilfy the situation on the front page.

yeah, i mean. its not like i really care about lindsay lohan's nethers. but thats so underhanded, that someone photoshops panties to help her save face. she went commando, and paid the price. youd think shed learn from paris hilton.

No shitoli, man. What shits me the most is Superficial Guys comment. People are reading that and believing it. The world needs to know that she IS the trailer trash skank we all think she is.

Oh dear, someone forgot about the image info when they were photoshopping panties on.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/179/fakesp6.jpg

Why couldn't someone Photoshop a decapitated Lohan getting off the boat? I mean, I know that's fucking morbid and realistically impossible, but set your goals higher people!

eww...verpppp....mmmm....I just threw up in my mouth a little.

MAN FUCKING GINA

Extra fell for it!? I was watching Extra yesterday (something I do religiously .. really :/), and they mentioned that Linsey made an "X-rated mistake" and "forgot to wear something", then showed this picture with her region blurred out and some blue "X" over it. I doubt they'd bother if they thought it was just undies.

That's just more proof that the entire world will soon be getting its news from here.

no assassin, its more like the superficial fell for it. the validity of the vagina is still in question. but the panty picture which supposedly debunks it is in no way an original, and the underwear was photoshopped over the original funny looking vagina.

so extra is more right at this point.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c168/jimmmm_/lohan.jpg

is that a penis i see? i think so..

theres official confirmation from the original photographer that the vagina is real. debate is over.

These pix were lifted from our agency, the nude image is real. The photographer who took it isn't a pap but an event snapper. We received the image as a non-excl set so in Europe you will see more of the same but from a slightly diff angle from other snappers. Boring comment but it's the truth. Trust me I had to see the vag close up....

hmm, the other pics didn´t look THAT bad, compared to her pink panties.. LOL

personally i preferred the vulva shots, the other thing looks like some sort of growth...

...anyway did we have a point? oh yes :))

The 20-year-old says, "For people of my generation, I think it's important to bring awareness of a great leader. I feel I have always been somewhat politically engaged.
"I strongly encourage people of my age and generation to have a say and to vote, and to involve themselves in what's going on in the world, because they are living in it.
"I've always been like that but I keep it to myself. It's safer that way."

hey babe...

you obviously have no idea whatsoever
so...
keep it to yourself

...we'll all be
...safer
...that way :)

next...

53... that explains the 7 foot clitoris comment.

62 how could you look at that long enough to make a diagram without vomiting?

as for 66... what in the hell?! that does NOT look like female parts.

CAMEL TOE...

I bet you she could fly away with huge coochie lips like that. Like a giant pink bat.

And her "vagina" is sticking out beyond her legs. Thats gross.
Is that normal for a girl?

Holy heck, she has a package.

uh...this pic is the photoshop job planted by her handlers. Another site had the photographer's original EXIF data that proves it was a legit crotch shot.

I mean, the color of the guys shirt matches the color of her panties for christ's sake. Clone stamp anyone?

I can actually smell shrimpboat sitting at my desk.

just listen to Howard Stern today even him said that it fake

just listen to Howard Stern even him said that it fake

she needs to know what are panties for.

lol, yeah, when you really look at it...it doesn't look like a vag

yeah she really does,and so does britney spears!FREE PARIS!