Sep 13 2006Lindsay Lohan shows off her very shaved vagina again

So I guess we can't call her firecrotch anymore.

http://www.celebslam.com

I think I'm gonna be sick

Blurp

I think I see warts.

She looks like she's going to vomit, must be the smell.

What the hell is NSFW? I know it is something about shaved puse but what the hell is the FW?

That's so gross. Vaginas aren't cute, I don't understand men wanting them shaved. They're hidden by hair for a reason.

damn i'm getting so tired of seeing her whoreable vejayjay.. i'm surprised we don't see shit crawling out of it.. like worms, gnats, cockroaches and all those freaking socks that go missing in the laundry..(bet her pr dept. photoshopped that shit out).. bitches trinket has got more photog coverage and airing out than any other celeb this week.. someone please please please tell her to SHUT HER DAMNED LEGS..

Mmmmmmmm...I'd hit that.

she wants to prove to everyone that she is not a firecrotch so people will stop calling her that. hahahaha

Fake. Anatomy 101 . The ass check and vagina would not be visible at that angle. Beside the real deal would have melted your face.

This...is...just...SAD. Is dignity not cool anymore?? Is going "commando" the way to go?

Maybe it's me and my old-fashioned ways, but everybody knows that you wear ALL your clothes around the Paparazzi.

If you run out of underwear, dammit, buy some! NOBODY wants to see that!

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

NSFW = Not Suitable For Work

Hummm... Is that a watch strap ?

She just needs to accept the reality that she's a whore.

The best way for her to do that is to pose nude for "Roast Beef Monthly".

I think once that is done, the world will accept her a little more.

when lynsey lohan tells you to read her lips...run...run...don't think...just run...

actually...in this pic she looks a little runny herself...

Jeez, with all the pictures out of her nowadays, it's hard to believe she was the cute little girl in The Parent Trap remake.

http://216.21.138.67/img/upload/article/a9080i0_Parent-Trap-185.jpg

Ugh.

Where the hell is Lin Milano and her SafeSearching crusaders?
http://www2.safesearching.com/

On the up and up - at least there aren't any open sores!

#6, if you're serious, it's NOT SAVE FOR WORK. NSFW.

*safe

"Fire Crotch" does not refer to the color of hair...it's what you feel after sleeping with her.

i.e. "Holy sh*t, I feel like there's fire in my crotch! I can't stop itching!"

um...#19....i'd say that is the very DEFINITION of an open sore....

and #16...you're a riot...classic!

I think she's holding up that bag saying "Here...I found this bag in there also.....dear God!! I think I'm gonna be ill!"

I mean I think....

She could just be doing a ventriloquist act and someone said, "Hey Lindsay! Cover up, I can see your lips moving!"

It's possible...

@ 7: Amen to that!

her labia are all over the place!

Bla....OOO, it's a blurred spot. Whatthefuckever....probably another fake.

I clicked on the link but it s bleeped out...how were you guys able to view it?

You know it is time to seriously invest in underwear when your crotch is a "Hot Topic" on The View. Rosie O'Donnell said this am that she's sick of seeing Lohan's vagina on the internet and Barbara looked confused, Joy openly questioned Rosie on if she was specifically googling "Lohan's vagina" because Joy hadn't seen it yet, and the young one...Melissa??...said that you couldn't help but see it - her crotch was everywhere.

Her crotch just got more press than she has in months. Also, it is weird that the one last week showed such droopy, old lady ones while this weeks it looks shriveled up. I wonder if women have the same "turtle" effect down there that men do? Like they hang in warm weather and shrivel close to the body in cold? hmmmmmm Well, that's an experiment I hope never to see at a science fair.

Looks like she's blowing an imaginary cock.

This site just desintegreated into one long thread of Phreaky Phriday Photoshop, Lohan vajayjay edition. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Those beef curtains have hurt my eyes and I think I'm going to sue somebody.

AHHHH! MY EYES!

#18 - Dirtbag damnYELL is really on a roll today. That's not my comment of course, because it's no where close to funny. When I told you to fuck off and get a life, I didn't mean mine. damnYELL, you're a fucking idiot.

@28

I missed this morning! I would have looooved to see Baba's face when Rosie talked about Lilo's vagina!

Rosie's gonna get the word she's going to get shitcanned next.

Also, I had always wondered what a snatch would look like after being beaten up by the Harlem Globetrotters.. now I know.

apparently she thinks that if there is no hair, there will be nothing for the crabs to hang onto. really is too bad she keeps getting caught w/ those weathered pastrami flaps hangin out. lindsay, close your FUCKING LEGS!!

#26 and #27: Click on the image, not the link. Then brace yourself.

Oh really Superficial, she is obviously NOT "showing off her vagina again" If she was showing it off she would be posing for the friggin picture or doing porn. She is getting out the car and the invasive paparazzi is in the way again and it's more of an oops than an intentional "showing off" Get a grip and at least be responsible when posting pics like these. I wonder what the people who work for your website look like, better yet, what their vaginas and penises look like, this is too much, leave these celebrities alone - how would you feel and on what right do you post comments like this. Thumbs down on your reporting style. and my middle finger goes out to you and yours.

its fake just look at it http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php
hteres tomuch light on it

oppes there's too much (39)

get a sense of humor or get off the site

The Kennedy autopsy photos come to mind. Just a nasty, nasty gash - were we expecting something different? Everything about this bitch is fucked up - high belly button, freckles that put Carrot Top to shame, the curveless body of a 14 year old boy, raspy just-throated-a combine-of-cock voice and saggy tits at only 20 years of age. How could her punani not look like Betty White's slit? The odometer on that pussy has rolled over... twice.

bbrrken i loled so hard. if she is not showing off, she would have been more careful when getting out the car with no pants on. or she must be really retarded. she has like no brain then. it _must_ have been intentional, i can't believe someone could be so fucking stupid

#36: "weathered pastrami flaps" --- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

One of these chicks -- Hohan, Parasite, Cadaver girl -- is gonna just run down a red carpet some night butt-nekkid and poop all over the place. That's it. There's really nothing else they can do that's more embarassing than what they're doing.

#45 - I agree, a Steve O moment is in at least one of their futures.

That pic looks like she is holding her hand over her mouth, trying not to hurl at the pig-farm stank emenating from her disease-hole.

Oh and Chelsea.....normal vaginas are beautiful, sorry you obviously have a malformed one.

THAT IS STILL NOT REAL!!!!!

looks like groundhogs day came early this year...

there's something odd about this pic...but i can't put my finger on it...thank god...

#37 - OMG! I didn't know. My life just flashed before my eyes....it was a good life.

looks like groundhogs day came early this year...

there's something odd about this pic...but i can't put my finger on it...thank god...

in other news.........

Happy Tupac Shakur is Fucking Dead DAY!!!

Lovers of real music everywhere rejoice!

Although it is a bittersweet holiday, because of all the shit tribute songs to him and Biggy written and butchered by talentless hacks. Yea P. Douchy, I am talking to you.

#43 - get a grip, how careful are you on a day-to-day basis about the things you do. getting out of a car is second nature and doesn't require much thought, I can't believe you can be so fucking judgemental. Why don't you live in the spotlight like these celebrities do and see how well you make out. I find it hard to believe (especially when referring to your post) that you have never done anything stupid or without thinking, your absentmindedness is not scrutinized by the public and unfortunately people like you. So I'm sure you believe it doesn't relate - but is does. Get off of your judgemental high horse and scrutinize yourself I bet this picture is not so pretty.... People say that ignorance is bliss for the people who are ignorant sure I can see how it would be bliss(finger pointed in your direction), however, for educated people who have to deal with ignorant people it is not bliss, it's this - a pain in the ass.

'She is getting out the car and the invasive paparazzi is in the way again and it's more of an oops than an intentional "showing off"'

If you're going to go commando in a micromini, getting out of a car and don't want your goodies exposed, you turn in the seat with your knees closed and put your legs outside the car, then stand. At worst, you may show a little butt cheek. It's not fricking rocket science, it's common sense.

Of course, common sense would also state you DON'T go commando in a micromini, particularly when you're a celebrity who knows damned well there are idiots with cameras outside dying to get a shot of you doing something stupid.

Though it may be a stretch to imagine, assuming Lindsay has any common sense at all, they only other alternative is attention whore. So she's either completely clueless or she did it on purpose. Neither is good for her publicist to work with.

Wow if that is real she needs to invest in some panties and fast. Imagine the noise that thing makes in a stiff breeze--
wapitta wapitta wapitta.

It does look a little bright, but that could just be the glow of firecrotch.

Blah. I KNOW a vajayjay isn't probably supposed to look like that.

It probably smells like Fez...who's penis smells like Kutcher.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

Blah. I KNOW a vajayjay isn't probably supposed to look like that.

I probably smells like Fez...who's penis smells like Kutcher.

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

#54 - I guess you live a perfect life and never made mistakes...imagine people shoving their way to get close to you bumping into you with all of this equipment, the car, the door.....don't pretend to know what these celebrities go through if you can't imagine the scene or scenario..... and you think there is time for etiquette :rolling eyes: oh please.

What is discerning, is that I am the only one who isn't making nasty rude and downright judgemental comments except to you all who feel like you have a right to act that way. I am glad to not know you people....who needs enemies with people like you in the world as friends.

this is sad, I am outta here.

where's my shotgun, I thought I saw a gopher stick its head out of that thing.

#42...I couldn't agree more! Very well said! For those of you (women) who think its not real cuz it doesn't look like your vjayjay...think about it...there just like cocks...none of them look the same!

@53
Lindsay, is that you? Please do the world a favor and wear some panties. One of those metal chastity belts would do the trick. You need to keep that thing under lock and key.

Thank you,
The World

try not to stare at it for to long, you might get an accidental wiff of "it"

By the Way! Why are people getting upset over other peoples comments...isn't that what this site is for...to comment on the pics??

I think this is FAKE FAKE FAKE, and we should leave this girl alone. And if it happens to be real, Lindsey you got money girl, buy some panties.

'Why don't you live in the spotlight like these celebrities do and see how well you make out.'

I fricking HATE this argument.

They CHOSE to go into a career, no, excuse me, they ran over their own goddamned grandmothers for whatever they could get, and finally made it.

Pricess Diana died because of the paparazzi, so it's not like it was one big secret that they exist to bug celebrities. I'm not saying the camera hounds aren't stupid assholes who need to get a life, because they are.

Nobody grabbed the celebrities by the ass and said, "You must become famous or I'll kill you." They CHOSE to. They have a life that the majority of the population would do anything for.

These are people who have more money than God and every advantage that it can buy. Some celebrities are cool, and try to help out causes, do something decent with it. Some even act like decent humans who were raised by good people rather than wolves.

But some, the folks that get posted on here, are the ones that prove no amount of money will buy class, intelligence, or a personality.

Oh, well, nobody can look good all the time.

Screw that. If I made 11 fricking million bucks every six months, I would have people whose entire damn job was making sure I didn't look like crap in public. I would have literal fashion police. That's what money can get you. You can afford manicures, pedicures, you name it. I bet Lindsay didn't shave her own hoohoo.

These are the beautiful people--they should look beautiful and keep their naughty bits to themselves. They shouldn't hit people with cellphones or slap assistants, or get a slap on the wrist for hitting people with cars.

They have all the advantages, and that means they have no excuses. Hell yeah they should be held to a higher standard.

And if being famous makes them so fricking miserable, then they should stop their whining, quit making movies and records and fade into obscurity. They can have my goddamned job--nobody knows who the hell I am.

I sure as hell would take theirs.

And yes, I'm judgmental. Deal with it, fanboy.

#53 - COME ON she is getting out of the car and she accidentally forgets she has no pants? does it require so much thought to remember it? and to be more careful? lmao what world you live in? she's such a attention whore. she proves it everyday.
and her vagina looks like a dead chicken.

Does she have a spotlight on her crotch? Both this picture and the previous one seem to be lit up in the crotch. I'm not suggested they're fake. I'm truly wondering if she has a spotlight hooked up down there.

@53

With celebrity comes scrutiny. I do not, for one minute, feel sympathy for her or any other high profile person who has a camera shoved in their face or is quoted (or misquoted). It's the nature of the beast.

One thing some celebs must learn is to never argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel. Keep the legs and mouth shut.

I can't even begin to describe how grossed out I am. It just looks so.... beat up and dead. I need to poke it!

#67 - I can't reply to your ignorance, sorry.

#66 - Duh! No shit they choose this life, but they don't choose the ridicule by people like you, who behind the keyboard have the balls to talk all kinds of shit, but face to face would probably wimper. It's the ridicule by the public and the media that irks me. People like you just choose to be a mean person. It's just mean what is being said in these comments and no I don't think celebrities sign up for that. Nothing nice is ever posted here and none of the "headlines" for the pictures ever seem nice, why can't there be a healthy balance, oh that's right some people need to feel better about their crappy life by berating people who have better lives.

#71

SJTLQ is that you.

Fake? I'm thinking this is the real deal.

Spotlight? No.

1. Flash on the camera. The paparazzi don't use wimpy flashes.

2. region of the body which usually doesn't get much sunlight, despite her attempts otherwise.

Post #59 bbrrken - you said you were outta here...But your still here??

58--I know what it's like for people to shove their way to get close to me and bump into me with all of this equipment, the car, the door....I'm a working mother of two! You just described any given weekday morning at my house babe! But I remember to put on my underpants!!

# 55 - "Wapitta, wapitta, wapitta" LOL! you made me pee a little.

Bbrrken - shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear your self righteous bullshit. Stay the fuck off the site if you don't like it. Oh, I get it...you're Dina, Firecrotch's mom, aren't you? If Hohan's twat looks that hideous at 20, I can only imagine how mangled YOURS looks!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

71- PLEASE GO AWAY!!! If you wanted to read about "poor celebrities" and host their fucking pity parties- start your own site. Lindsey Hohan's nasty snatch is nothing to be crying over.... It's not like it hasn't been bashed repeatedly --just look at it! Go away you sorry loser!

#71 - Do you really think that someone who is known by millions is never going to be scrutinized. I mean come on. That's just naive. Most people in here are not being mean....what are we supposed to like seeing her cash and prizes? That's NOT cute....and if I saw Jane Schmoo or whoever's vaginal area I'd say the same thing. That shit is inappropriate.

#71.

First off, this is a celeb gossip site, not fanboy central. This site's PURPOSE is to not be nice. That's why it's not ever nice, or has a 'healthy' balance. Go elsewhere if you want nice, and try reading the banners BEFORE posting. Removing your head from your sphincter first usually helps.

As for whimpering if I saw one, I would think if a celebrity is pissed off by paparazzi, being accosted by a bunch of squeeing dipshits would be even more of a pain in their ass. They ARE people.

If I met, say, Johnny Depp, who I have had a crush on since 21 goddamned Jump Street, I would smile, shake his hand, and ask for an autograph. Inside, I would be going. "holyfuckthat'sjohnnydeppomigodwouldigetcaughtif ilockedhiminthetrunkofmycarandkepthimuntilheforgotwhohewasomigodomigodomigod..."

But only on the inside.

Celebrities do deserve respect. But when they fuck up, we get to say so, and have a good time doing it.

God Bless America.

#71 - how people can feel sympathy for sluts like LL, is a mystery to me. hello, you are in snarky community, what do you expect?
and #73 - i agree. it's a really bright flash that's why she appears almost white. notice that her disguisting freckles are still here

Before the year is out I predict a) her pap smear, b) an x-ray of her pelvis and/or c) a blurry absolutely unidentifiable smudge of a youtube clip which will be purportrated to be her fucking someone. At all three you folks will masturbate then post venom for her out of shame.

The firecrotch wants to be free! It wants Lindsay to let it be free and nothing more. Fly firecrotch, fly away!

First off, I think everyone should just relax and have an iced coffee or something. That usually helps me, (especially when I use powdered vicodin instead of non-dairy creamer) The tension is palpable. Which is strange because this is a blog, not a gun fight at the OK Corral. I would also like to thank satan for allowing such a picture to exist, and especially for allowing me to see it. Now if you dont mind I am going to go find out where I vomited before passing out...because dude, I dont even remember.

bbrrken: You have OBVIOUSLY missed the point of this site. It's called "Superficial". Asshole.

the sad this is...I'm annoyed. I've already had xanax, coffee, a few painkillers, and the displeasure of looking Lilo-below has just made me want to smack someone. That thing of hers looks worse than a cartoon duck after a bad night on acid.

I love this. People who come on here and post about us having no life because we make fun of somebody showing their girlies.

How little of a life can you have when you have nothing better to do than post about how much other people have no lives?

If we're such losers, why are you here? Who died and made you the Messiah of the True Way of Light? What is your message, Savior? Say it, then shut the hell up and go find Edna.

I also notice they always don't use real name, info, or linkbacks.

I may be a loser with no life, but at least I'm willing to own it, chickenshit.

#70 - brandikay

try poking it with your tongue then give it some water by spitting on it, if it opens up and breaths fire in your face, well than I suppose its not dead.

DICK MITTEN

#71 irritates me

28 and others-

Yeah, we watch the View because we're supper awesome! It was hilarious when they were talking about that, Rosie looked like a big ole lesbian pervert searching the internet for young nude girls.

I hope she doesn't get fired, I love it when she stick it to that blond skank who is a walking poster girl for Fox News. I was literally giddy when Rosie told her off during their 9/11 conversations this week.

It could not possibly look more obvious, that she's doing it on purpose.

First the bikinnis, then the bikinnis in places where they weren't meant to be worn, then the slutty ass poses in her bikinny, and those slutty ones in a room.

Then her boobs being flashed everywhere, and now pictures of her vagina widely exposed for all to see and puke.

Considering porn Lindsay? Might as well go for it.

So what about her hair? (Obviously the hair on her head, cuz she ain't gone none in her nether regions) It looks a hell of lot shorter here, then in recent pics...guess she got rid of the exetensions along with the panties.

It IS a firecrotch...*shakin' head*...I will never be the same...

Can I claim post traumatic disorder for my eyes being blazed by this?

DIE #71 DIE!!!!

Why do you continue to show and write about this tramp every single day?? Between her and that other tramp Paris Hilton, I don't know which one I hate more. Both are nothing but sleezy whores that have way too much money.

http://gigababy.blogspot.com/2006/09/photoshopping-celebrities-episode-101.html

what's real and what's fake anymore with this vagina of hers?

Hey, #52, out of curiosity, what is "real music" to you?

Am I seeing things or is she also wearing a Michael Jackson Thriller jacket and sitting in a baby car seat? I'm going to go hurl now. Thanks a lot.

What's a ginger to do when she dyes her head hair black? Get a Halloween-themed boudoir?

Anyway, now I know why Jupiter is not a planet. It is orbiting between Lohan's legs.

If getting a wiff of your own coochie makes you throw up in your mouth, you might wanna get that thing checked out or fumigated or something.

WINDEX!!! MY EYES!

Time to burn that car seat.

I know that much is possible with photoshop these days, but that picture looks real. Even if her nonny is lighter in contrast, it should be. COnsidering the lighting and the fact that she has been on the beach in bikini's all summer. I mean, my nonny is a few shades lighter than the rest of me as well.

This girl has got no class. I don't care if the papparazzi is in your face, jumping in your car to get your picture. If you know you are commando, you close your damn legs.

#55- That was fucking hysterical!
#63- I'm just glad this isn't 'scratch and sniff'.. how nasty is that :)

#71- I was going to crazy-glue your mouth shut but it turns out that you do indeed need two functioning assholes; both for releasing all that pent up shit inside of you. You do not belong here with the rest of us so you may as well go and play in traffic. As #74 said (about #71)- "#59 bbrrken - you said you were outta here...But your still here??" So fucking leave already!

She looks as though she's sickened by the sight of it as well. By the way, what does NSFW stand for?

53....are you fucking retarded?

Here's a thought- a little tip from me to you.

WHEN WEARING SHORT DRESSES/SKIRTS, PUT ON SOME FUCKING UNDERWEAR.

OR HOW ABOUT JUST BEING NORMAL AND WEARING UNDERWEAR REGULARLY, INSTEAD OF BEING A SKANK?

I don't want to see her goddamn vagina. And if I see it as a result of her idiocy, I'll be as judgemental as I please. Especially if it looks like someone raped her with a stereo.

you know, guys, 71 does make one valid point:
if i was face to face with that cootchi, i would definitely whimper. and then vomit.

BTW, 71, your unicorn is double parked. please remove it the the rainbow zone. the fairies will direct you to the proper area.
that is all.

It looks all stretched out and lopsided. I know everyone's different, but that's a little funky.

Yeah, I think the consensus is pretty much that she needs to put on some underpants or get used to seeing her bajingo on the Internet. People don't follow me around with cameras (I'm pretty sure about that), but I don't take that as a free Stop Wearing Underwear card. I think the regular wearing of underpants is just a good, solid guideline. Either that, or don't bitch when people get extremely unflattering shots of you getting into and out of vehicles. Where is her mother, besides signing on to this site and telling all of us to stop making fun of Lindsay? That's something a mother should tell you, not just to wear clean underpants, but to wear them regularly. Next thing, Lindsay will start playing with herself in public and then whine that the photographers are invading her privacy by taking pictures of it. Hell, why not just take a dump right in the street in front of everyone? I don't think this is what our forefathers fought and die for, dammit. Why does Lindsay Lohan hate America?

"Your unicorn is double parked".

I'm so using that one. I run into delusional people all the time!!!!!!!

Thanks bunnyhugger!

that's obviously a fake. Where is the light coming from that just the gina is so well lit? And the only way it would be possible to see the whole hu-ha from this angle would be if she had no crotch and the box were where the pubic hair would be (hence the shaving).

Well, it's either that's a fake or Brandon Davis is lying and she does not have a firecrotch, since she has no crotch afterall. And not believing Brandon Davis is just stupid.

EWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Well...there is a shadow on her leg from the bag, so it could possibly made her already pale (can't believe i'm saying this) vajayjay look even paler.

I just can't stand it anymore. She is so gross.

And maybe she shaved (can't believe i said that either) the firecrotch to keep from being one...

GRODY! I'm going to wash my eyes again with bleach...

If any of you seriously believe that this pic is real you are f!@#ing morons. Absolute idiots!

any time, ana.
just remember me as you say it!!

buns

As was mentioned previously, the gina is well lit due to a little something called a flashbulb.
And to our favorite new dipshit, bbrrken:
Exactly how is #67's comment "ignorant"? I suggest you check a dictionary on the meaning.
There is a perfect periodical written just for delusional folks like you, it's called "People" magazine. Enjoy!

#6 - NSFW = Not Suitable For Wanking

Bbrrken,
Yes, I know that most of the time we should give celebrities some slack. Ok. But being a female, I know when I'm wearing a skirt to be conscious of not opening my legs for the world see my gold and prizes. This is dumb. yes, dumb. She should know better, whether people are chasing her or not. Obviously keeping her legs closed is not second nature to her. Off all the publicity she gets, most of it lately is her showing body parts that don't need to be seen/public fondling/or making a fool of herself. I understand people are hard on celebrities...but come on. This time it has gone too far. Even if it isn't real and we are just seeing her panties...she can keep her legs closed. It called the "keeping the legs closed and swing them to the side and you get up". Not hard to do.

28)You know it is time to seriously invest in underwear when your crotch is a "Hot Topic" on The View. Rosie O'Donnell said this am that she's sick of seeing Lohan's vagina on the internet

Are you kidding?? Fat ass Rosie would slather a little mayonnaise on that thing and have at it. She's too digusting to turn down ANY cooch. Lying bitch!

That is so nasty. Its bad enough that we have to see that infested hole of hers, but what about the poor SOB that is going to have to sit in that seat after her. "Honey, I swear I didn't cheat on you. I don't know HOW I got herpes." Eeewwww

That coochie is toe-up from the flow-up.

Buns, that was freakin' comedy gold. It even warranted me using html code. You done good baby, you done good.

#114 angeleyedsinner21

"If any of you seriously believe that this pic is real you are f!@#ing morons. Absolute idiots!"

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T H A N K Y O U ! ! !.....I really thought we were losing our touch...mind you I was really getting concerned... *HIGH FIVE ROOM* WE HIT AN ALL TIME LOW....yet again...

keep those cards and letters coming....and I'll file it under "Kiss My Ass" or is "Ass Hat"??? I forget....after all we are idiots!!

What creeps me out about her sloppy cooch is how the left side looks like it's stuck to her leg. WTF? And the rest of it looks like some rotten, flyblown roast beef. Damn, with all that money she should pay a visit to Dr. 90210 so he can give it a complete makeover. Maybe he can do something about the smell, it seems to be making her nauseous.

She either doesn't get it ordoesn't care: this is just not acceptable social behavior.

Skank.

whatever... i would definitely hit that. ;-)

PINK TACO

'She is getting out the car and the invasive paparazzi is in the way again and it's more of an oops than an intentional "showing off"'

To bbrroken: "Invasive paparazzi"? Sure, most of them are scum, but COMON! Lohan LIVES for them. She could easily avoid them if she wanted. She was even quoted in Elle Mag as saying if one day they weren't there, did that mean she didn't matter anymore. So instead of feeling sorry for Blowhan, just go and buy her some panties and have them FedEx'd to her.

128? Oh well...I couldn't post before, I was nauseated.

This girl has some serious issues. For one, well, this. The crotch on public display. And for free! Lindsay--Girl! At least spread 'em for Penthouse and make a few bucks. Since no one in Hollywood is going to hire you, you may need the money. But I guess it's too late, no one will pay for what they've seen for free.

Oh, but you're going to marry Harry, right? Uh-huh...know something, if some guy grabbed my T & A in public all the time, I'd smack his fool head in. This is NOT the guy to marry. You marry him and he'll just go out and grab someone else's T & A, because he's rich. Unlike K-Fed, he won't have to be nice to you because you pay the bills.

And to the sarcastic, scaly sycophant, bbrrokken reccorrd, get over yourself. Get on your unicorn and find the "I Love Lindsay" site and write gushing posts in praise of her. Or not. Just go away, like you said you would.

Though I have to also say that the many different synonyms of the word "vagina" that I have learned on this comment board are priceless, each and every one of them :) You go, vajajay!!!

That should be her next album cover... that way it might deter impressionable teenie boppers...

97 Glad you asked!

Music to me is the noise not created by people without musical ability.

Beautiful women farting in public

That gurgling noise small children make when they vomit peas onto...just about anything.

The snapping sound a condom makes when I turn it inside out, to shake the fuck out of it.

The lovely lilt in your Grandma's voice as she quavers "Thank you for skull fucking me"

And, lastly, Mary Fucking Poppins singing "A Spoonfull of Sugar" Brings a tear to me eyes, it does.

I hope that helped clarify things a bit.

Hate to say it, but I really think this one's a fake. If her legs were spread at that angle, I think her vajayjay would be a lot more "open" and all you see right here is skin. Whoever photoshopped it did a much better job than with the last one, but to me it looks really fake.

bbrrken doesn't know how to use the word "discerning" correctly in a sentence and thinks it is fine to show up somewhere with your vagina exposed so I wouldn’t feel too bad about the criticism. Also, absentmindedly showing your vagina is a luxury few can afford. If you plan on going out in public, whether or not you are likely to be photographed, you can’t show your vagina or penis. She’s lucky, bbrrken, not cursed that she just has some photographs taken. A normal citizen (providing there were someone who fit that description who also felt free to leave their bits and pieces exposed that way) would be attacked or arrested, so bbrrken, she is lucky. Without her status, wealth, and staff for protection a girl who couldn’t help but wear see through shirts, haphazard bikinis and mini skirts without underwear would suffer bodily harm or charges of indecent exposure.

That said, I feel bad for her. She must be pretty messed up to be exhibiting herself this way. I mean, if someone posted fake pictures of my exposed stuff I would be more likely to wear a pair of underwear that week when I wore a miniskirt while sitting with my legs wide open or wore see though shirts. She’s either really high or it is a cry for help…of some weird kind.

I can't believe I'm actually about to defend LL-I DO think she's nasty- but that looks pretty normal to me. Even if it is a fake. Perhaps the only lips any of you have ever seen are the little pink airbrushed ones in mags.

Oooh Im Blind...

She is effin discusting. Atleast leave something to the imagination. What is with these rich uneducated girls. Is even showing the slightest bit of class impossible?

Airing it out does not make the herpes and the genital warts go away.

She needs to just go away.

Fake picture. Didn't anyone notice??? There's no freckles anywhere around the 'gina.

Tranny Granny, for your information, I wouldn't know if I have a malformed vagina because I haven't been able to see my own vagina in years. But I've been told it's nice.
Seriously though, natural or trimmed vaginas look ok, but shaved ones look bloated and they usually have shaving bumps. And no, I'm not basing this on my own vagina, I just watch a lot of amature porn.

Five o'clock shadow, Wood floor/Jon-Benet, or Black Beard the pirate. Its how they smell and taste.

the sick thing is. girls have natural moisture down there even with out period going on. so basicaly that shit is running down her leg all the time now. so if you need a dna sample just scrap it off of her inner thigh

# 83: You, sir (madame?), are GOD. I nearly pissed myself reading that.

Also...I'm with the "this is fake!" crowd, if only because I seriously doubt that even LiLo is that stupid.

I am strangely fascinated, sort of like a snake staring at a kitten (yeah, I used that analogy on purpose)... On the one hand, I am repulsed, but on the other, I want to plant my mouth firmly on that thing and never let go...I did however, get a hard-on when viewing it...so it must be real...

Here is a link to the uncovered picture of that little unshaven snatch, and you will see what I mean...

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php

Why am I being so polite in my language?? Its' a CUNT for crissakes, but if you look at the picture, it's just so cute and tiny and pink...but so are piglets, but I usually don't get a hardon when I stare at piglets...hmmm

OK. Here's my 2-cents. While I think it would be smarter and more appropriate for her to wear undergarments, her privates looks just like any other privates that get a Brazillina in Full. Quit acting like you are a bunch of 10 year old boys looking at your sister naked and deal with it. If she needs anything she needs a lesson from Ms. MAnners about keeping her legs crossed and a gift card to V. Secret.

I'd eat it.

janie, i was gonna say the same about you, yesterday!
the funny pills must be workin' cause you were pretty hot yesterday!

i wonder what's with lindsay nowadays. cant she learn from past mistakes. like i dont know maybe wear underwear when cameras are around.

#144...

jesus, give us a break! How often do we get to stare at naked, celebrity, shaved snatch for godsakes? And you are goddamn right I will act like a 10 year old boy, because that's what boys LIKE is naked, unshaved celebrity, bald cunts...and Miss Manners can get fucked by a moose, who the fuck cares? Lohan has a mother, if she can't control her whelp, who the hell do we care??? Quit lecturing me on how to behave, men have been ogling cunts since time immemorial and if you don't like it, FUCK YOU!! Don't lecture me on how man are to behave.....jeeeesus...piss me OFF...

janie, i was gonna say the same about you, yesterday!
the funny pills must be workin' cause you were pretty hot yesterday!

#144...

By the way, I forgot - take your "2 cents" and shove them firmly up your rectum...

#144...

...and furthermore - just go fuck yourself - I don't know why, but for some reason you have irritated the shit out of me - how DARE you tell me how to behave around a perfectly nice vagina - just screw yourself, if you have boys, are you going to tell them the same shit??? Just eat shit and fuck yourself you sanctimonious, self-righteous fucking douchebag bitch...

ANYONE WHO THINKS THIS IS REAL HAS OBVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN THE FEMALE ANATOMY. I HATE LINDSAY LOHAN AS MUCH AS ANYONE ELSE, BUT IF YOU'LL NOTICE, THERE'S LIKE A CHUNK OF LEG MISSING WHERE HER LEG MEETS HER ASS, AND THE OTHER LEG ISN'T CONNECTED RIGHT. THIS HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED ON THERE AND YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS FOR BELIEVING IT.

#152...

You are screaming dear - PUSH THE LITTLE BUTTON THAT SAYS "CAPS LOCK" AND YOU WILL SOLVE YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM...

And as for your theory on her "disconnected" leg, bullshit, maybe she's a fucking deformed freak - don't spoil our fun, a gash is a gash is a gash, and it looks real enough to me - I'll bet all those filthy little pics of you on the internet are all fakes too??? Give me a fucking break...

So what exactly is "This is a Rock and Roll Takeover?" anyway...? What the fuck is that??? Your stupid comments on what are obviously real pics of Hohan's snatch have really annoyed me for some reason - what makes you an "expert" on the female anatomy - either you are a female with a sadly deformed cunt, or the World Champion Cunt Eater Extraordinaire, male or female - so which is it????

...further to...

What makes you such a Vagina Expert????

bbrrken, this website is specifically designed for people to make nasty comments about celebrities so why don't you just get on out of here and go somewhere that is designed for people to fawn over celebs? Also, I'd say that only about 2% of the celebs out there actually read any of this stuff so it's not like we're emailing them copies of the comments. They aren't being exposed to this meanness themselves. If YOU can't handle the meanness, DON'T READ THIS WEBSITE!!!! CHANGE THE CHANNEL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. And celebs do sign up for ALL OF THIS - the paparazzi, the mean comments on celeb bashing websites, the constant intrusion into their personal lives by their adoring fans - they sign up for all of this when they become celebrities whether they are aware of it or not.

this is what i call "super offensive"! real or not my eyes hurt and i agree with @31 its time for a law suit!

ToiletDuck I love you.

As for you #152: thanks a fuckin bunch. You forced me to take another longer look at something I really didn't want to see in the first place. There's no break, nothing strange. What you're seeing is the result of the camera flash.

Ik. This really makes the case for keeping hair on!

janie, i was gonna say the same about you, yesterday!
the funny pills must be workin' cause you were pretty hot yesterday!

Sorry about the triple posts. It's hard to type with one hand hugging your bunny.

Im surprised half of your arent blind from staring at this picture with such unbridled passion. If it were real, its not like half the male population in the country hasn't seen it already...Its like being shocked at a pic of Pam Anderson naked...or one of Tom Cruise having sex with a man, is anyone really that shocked? Thanks #141! I was born with a birth defect which renders me unable to be anything but wildly sarcastic. I am also female, part of the reason I didnt stare at this crotch for eleven hours like everyone else did..although it is my new desktop background.

Photoshopped or not...It's entertainment folks...Like it or lump it!

Almost forgot...LOVED the "your unicorn is double parked" comment...freakin hilarious!

if she's coughing hard its my bet thats she's trying to get that vial of coke out of her cooch.

"Turn your head and cough."

I didn't click the pic.

Fake.

I know her vagina when I see it.
And that's not it.

#166...

Stick it in your ass....

#166 Posted by glaucoma

"Fake.

I know her vagina when I see it.
And that's not it."

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how would you know what you see.....you have glaucoma.......
*shakin' head*...I am baffled

#166...

"I know her vagina when I see it and that's not it"
____________________________________________
I think everyone here would love to hear how you have intimate knowledge of this skank's pussy - are you her gynecologist?? Or a pervert who hangs out in restrooms sniffing toilet seats trying to score a celebrity pube to hawk for $$ on Ebay??

You are a disgusting pervert - give us a fucking break...

Should be NSFL, not suitable for looking.

It is so pink, tiny and fascinating - like a little shaved pink piglet - not at all what I was expecting, I thought it would be hairy, big, smelly and nasty since there has been so much traffic down there...

Maybe she should have called her new single 'playing with Fire(crotch)' seriously though, I also think it looks like its been photoshopped...but if this pic of a deformed sausage wallet does happen to have some credibility, I'd say we all know where Elvis has been hiding out!

That is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Yet...I can't look away

I also think it looks like its been photoshopped

...well duh

...it's been pixellated

oh i see your point
[no you dont]
never mind

Hey, # 148...just how many hours a day do you actually spend jacking off at the thought of your mom's twat? I bet you're thinking about it right now....yum yum.

#137 Hmmmm.. I was kinda expecting some freckles down there too. I've only seen the vejayjay of 1 other super-freckly person, and there were freckles all over the place.

Wow so why ANY remaining interest in this talentless, overhyped, dirty, loudmouthed cancer-spotted whore? We've officially now seen EVERYTHING this nasty girls got to offer, her heavy milk bags slapping around under those scarves she oh-so stylishly wears as shirts, her floppy, and surely used, abused and bruised ass cheeks fallin out of her bikini bottoms and now her shriveled up pie-bald raw smelly meaty junk? Show's over folks, theres LITERALLY nothing left to see here. Maybe now that we have arrived at the equivalent of the awkward morning after with the local stripper whore you picked up last night we can give her one minute to pack up her stuff and get the hell out of our sight.

Hate to burst your bubbles but this one cannot be real. The shadow falling between the tights is not continued up to her crotch. In fact, the thing seems to light up like a Christmas tree. Unless the camera man was hovering above her with a 1000wat lamp, this one is as fake as Paris Hiltons "talents".

her popularity isn'y our problem

it's hers

enjoy babe : ))

mary kate...
can you get that
between your teeth
and pull ?

"Those beef curtains have hurt my eyes and I think I'm going to sue somebody."

That is the funniest thing I have ever read. Ever. Do you think she finally got the last of the laser treatments and just wanted to kinda, let it "breathe" and was really just proud that no one has to talk about firecrotch being hairy and red because at least it's not Hairy anymore?

hate to tell ya, but it's another fake...here's the unphotoshopped pic: http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/snaykeyez/lindsay20with20panties2mn2.jpg

Glad to see those Paris Hilton classes are going so well.

I'll never eat beef jerky again.

it looks so withered and old! i wont be surprised if an excellent photoshopping job had been done using the pic of a 70-year-old granny's crotch.

oh dear. I have to believe upon all that is holy that some cruel photoshopping prankster did this. I have birthed four strapping sons and my lady parts are less scary.

oh dear....I have to believe upon all that is holy that this is the work of some cruel photoshopping prankster. I have birthed four strapping sons and my lady parts are less scary.

Com'on Lindsay, you shaved it-you knew what it looked like and still exposed it!

Does anyone have any chapstick for those lips? Or maybe some Botox? Silicone?????

That's not her vagina. It's her anus.

i guess that would be exciting - if she wasn't so disgusting

Why the blur? She should wear underwear also! She thinks she's famous for that? Crazy as HELL!