The only way she could look good is with a bag over her head. Even then, she's got the old lady boobies.

lol, what else is new?

She looks better than she normally does...err... lol

Kirsten might need a dentist, but Sophia might need an aquarium.
She seems to have a few fins going on back there....

Who has been dressing her? She's wearing a pencil thin shiny skirt with a pajama t-shirt she got out of a case of beer.

that outfit is awful!! who dressed her?!

# 4: Sophia also needs a feed bag and bridle.

She's got that girl next door kinda look that you know it's alright sometimes if you see what I mean...

http://www.exposay.com/kirsten-dunst-spider-man-2-los-angeles-premiere---arrivals/p/4226/1/?f=Kirsten+Dunst

that skirt is hideous

Kirsten Dunst is beautiful, i bet all of you who just posted including the guy who writes this bullshit are fifty million times uglier then her. And just to let you know vampires are fucking sexy and anyone who has teeth romotely like them is fucking sexy too.

@10-

You forgot to add that we are "jealis" and fat, and that we all live in a trailer! Come on, if you're going to be a lame troll, at least get the script down pat, dumbshit!

Oh, and yes, drinking blood is SOOO HAWT, OMGZ LOL! Obviously blood-borne diseases are THE must-have trend this season among those "in the know". This bitch is ALWAYS wearing some ridiculous-assed outfit! What the hell is up with the horrific clothes that all these rich twats are sporting lately?

PUtrid - she needs more than just an ortho appointment.....she needs a complete overhaul from her stringy hair, snaggle teeth and wayward titties on down to her toes.
Kirsten...the 80's called....they want their Members Only genuine artificial pleather Jacket back.

Summation: Looks like Hohan's cootch with legs....

Wow, Sophia is wearing a trash bag and her shoes are too big. Taking the "starving artist" thing a little too far, aren't we?

Isn't dental insurance standard in Hollywood?

http://www.celebslam.com

1983 called. It wants that jacket back. And pregnancy is no excuse for wearing a garbage bag.

Makes even Eva Longoria look good.

Oh god! can you guys name ONE beautiful person? plz!
I wonder how your boyfriends/girlfriends looks like!
its like... kate moss: totally high, gisele: butt chin!... angelina: fish eye balls! CMON!
these R suppose to be the most good looking people in the world, and i´m not saying there´s none pretty anonimous going out there, but it´s just a fact, part of being famous is being beautiful...

Can you imagine how scared Jake Gyllenhal was whenever her fangs got within ten inches of his eh-hem?

#18 You say "these R suppose to be the most good looking people in the world". Perhaps. But they all seem to go out of their way to look like absolute shit most of the time. I think it's because they feel they have enough star power to influence trends. So, they push it as far as they can go just to see if the masses will play their little games and dress just like them. So, because this is how stars are and the people who post on this sight are wise to their bullshit, we just tear into all of them because it's fun as hell and hopefully these dumb-shit Hollywood turds will read some of this stuff and know just what we really think of them.

Well, this is the longest post I've ever written here. I'll try to think up some more witty shit later on.

Hey, just kidding. - I like Sophie's flics.
But that Japanese one - Lost in Masturbation - I believe it was called, was really 'out there'- as they say in the industry.
I did understand the opening scene though...

Kirsten dunst is not ugly - average yes - but definately not ugly! Those teeth are probably what made her so famous in the beginning - remember interview with a vampire??? I think she's a nice girl who hasn't let hollywood go to her head. Leave the girl alone cos i bet most of you out there look like trolls against kirsten. Plus you don't have half as much talent or money as her!

The only ugly one i'm seeing is Sophia Coppola.

She looks stoned and Sophia looks preggers, with a possibly demented baby as any member of the Coppola clan could be responsible.

Kirsten Dunst is so ugly you would have to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get Skippy to play with her.

Seriously, she is one homely bitch and she needs call Jewel and see if the two of them can get some kind of special at the orthodontist office.

Don't get me wrong, I would plow Dunst and Jewel like a cotton field in November, but they would have to agree to the 'keep your fucking mouth closed unless my dick is in it' rule. Which is a good rule to have anyway.

#10 - You are a crazy vampire-loving troll bitch. Get a job.

#18 - One beautiful person? Easy - Your mom. Well, I mean at least the top of her head is beautiful.

Sophia is uglier IMHO, and the only cleavage she got goin on is her toes cuz her shoes don't even fit.

#24- Mr Angry Ferret Jones, you are right, the top of my mommys head does look good, but only when she's giving you a blow job.

She needs a stylist thats for sure

congrats on your hacking...
but this doesn´t erased the fact that your dad is a fag... i can understand your behavior since you been raped when you´re child...

I don't care about funky teeth, as long as they aren't
A: Black
B: Green
and D: Exist.

I'd hit it.

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Trends my arse. Can't anyone come up with original fashion anymore? First we had the return to the seventies, with jeans legs so damn big Mother Hubbard could move her kids in--and how about those disco shoes? That was a 'trend' I had hoped I could have left behind in fourth grade. I laughed when the Spice Girls tripped on their own platforms and sprained their ankles. Dorks.

Now the celebs and designers are trying to return us to the eighties. Jesus Christ on a 3-speed bike, get over the nostalgia already! Come up with something new! I've thrown out my leg warmers and cigarette pants and fucking lumpy shoulder pads.

Who cares about the fangs, it's the '80s jacket that makes me cringe. That and the platform high heels that are from about 6 years ago.

Dear lord! She can't dress herself!

Ow yeah and the vampire fangs, the hunchback and the thee bag titties are disturbing 2

So not news. I'm all for pricking the pomposity of arrogant fuckheads like Paris, but not just ripping into people out of spite and boredom.

What's happened to dry humour, the witty bitching? Just saying "yeah, she's ugly" and "no she's not" is so junior school.

sophia is a horse of course
http://www.funderpants.com

"Because she's ugly, your honor." And then he'll say, "You mean because she's a vampire?" And I'll shrug and run out of court, because you can't arrest what you can't catch, baby.

LOLOLOLOL OMG THIS EDITOR IS HILARIOUS!!!

I'm not saying she is the most beautiful woman in the world, but I do think she's attractive...even better than average. I like the fact that her teeth aren't perfect like the average, fake, cookie-cutter woman in Hollywood.

I don't know what the big deal is. Her teeth are messed up and she sometimes looks disheveled, but she's okay looking. She seems like a nice enough person and at least she smiles in pics - unlike "tits on a stick" Posh or that cunty coke dealer Lohan.

Somebody, ANYBODY, please convince me that there is something, ANYTHING, attractive about this woman. Do gold coins drop out of her cooter? Does she let you bang her more attractive friends while she watches? Does she peel off her face, like TC in MI and reveal her extremely sexy real 'fuck me' face underneath? In private, does she disable the holograms that make her body look dirty and jacked up? C'mon, there haaaaaas to be soooomething...

the pressure in hollywood is to look like jessica f-ing simpson or thereabouts. therefore i applaud those who do their own thing. i think she's pretty cute.

I agree #23...in pic 4...shes looks incredibly stoned (lucky bitch).

She was in Interview with the Vampire with TCLTC and Brad Jolie when she was like, 9, maybe she still hasn't removed the fake fangs?? I dunno.

I hope Sofia is pregnant because she looks puffy.

TEAM KRISTENAGGLE DUNSTOOTH !

This is a pretty lame post, is the Superficial having a post-Lohan vag letdown?

Who cares if she has fangs? As long as she doesn't lacerate the tip of my dong, it's all good.

And regarding her super-floppers, I'll tell you what: get her on her back and feed her the egg roll. Those jubblies would be slapping together like large Ziploc bags full of water.

Trust me, you'd snap a load. It would be hot.

# 37 I totally agree with your point, but please don't say the word "cooter", it's just wrong man, just wrong!

@18...WTF is "i´m not saying there´s none pretty anonimous going out there" supposed to mean? It is usually possible to decipher what an ignorant pinhead is trying to say despite first grade-type misspelling, grammar and syntax errors. But, this!?! This shit hurts my fucking head.

Thank you.

You know you want her! Stop frontin'!

As Ace Ventura once said, "denial can be an ugly thing!"...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

You know you want her! Stop frontin'!

As Ace Ventura once said, "denial can be an ugly thing!"...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

#44 - You're right, I really meant pussy, snatch, or twat, but I kept giggling to myself everytime I wrote cooter so I stuck with that one. Euphemisms make me smile.

So maybe it was typecasting that she was little Claudia in "Interview With The Vampire". It's like that short guy from "The Station Agent" or the Downs Syndrome dude Corky. The former's always gonna be cast as a short guy, and the latter's always gonna be cast as a Downs guy. At least KD is striking a blow for vampires everywhere.

As for the guy above who even intimated he'd put his dick in her mouth (#24), in KD's case, it sounds about as smart as putting it in a band saw 'just to see what it feels like.' You gonna get bit, son!

#37
Her eyes.
Her hair.

Hahaha,

You're all bloated, lonely piggies, aren't you? Dunst is all right. Dunst has sex appeal. Dunst has allure. You're just jealous because gravy courses through your veins and teenagers don't even notice you any more. Plumpers.

I'd gargle with Dunst's spit before I gave any of you pasty, cancer-prone blobs the time of day.

Now get back to your crappy job before your boss catches you reading about people who are prettier and richer than you.

Bite me, K, bite me!

Hahaha,

You're all bloated, lonely piggies, aren't you? Dunst is all right. Dunst has sex appeal. Dunst has allure. You're just jealous because gravy courses through your veins and teenagers don't even notice you any more. Plumpers.

I'd gargle with Dunst's spit before I gave any of you pasty, cancer-prone blobs the time of day.

Now get back to your crappy job before your boss catches you reading about people who are prettier and richer than you.

Bite me, K, bite me!

#50 - Well then get my a rusty spoon and some garden shears and we'll pop those pretty little peepers out and shave thise locks, then sell them to Madame Toussaud. I must admit, I knew the Fish guy was gonna do a Dunst post... my spidey senses tingle every time ugly is about to show up, and it felt like I had an ant farm in my skull.

And while you're at it, please sign me up for Typing 101. Thanks.

I think Kirstin Dunst is pretty, & she is more average & normal looking which allows her to play alot of the parts she plays. Plus I commend her for bieng able to be happy with herself and not having to change herself physically to fit what society says -unlike weaker minded people like Ashley Simpson-. I just think it's sad when people like us who are normal hold others at such a high standard because of what Hollywood is doing. Her teeth are not bad..and give her character. Not Everyone who is famous should have to be perfect!!!

#53
Refer to #51, please. I think he's got you nailed.

Perhaps if I bent over and spread my hairy cheeks, you would find that attractive. Fag.

While you're at it, please sign me up for "Hi, I'm a fucking moron 101". Thanks.

@23 she is preggers.

I dunno. I kind of like the snaggletooth thing. I think it's sexy. So sue me.

"preggers" is a horrid word. I can be pregnant, but never "preggers"...it's a nit-picky thing, but I just can't stand that word.

#56 - Well I guess there always has to be one everyday... I would hope she's prettier than me, because I'm a guy, but she's not. I mean, thanks for the offer to allow me to assplow you, I guess, but I'd rather jerk off with extra-grainy sandpaper. And you'd probably have to wait too long anyway, as I repeatedly slapped my johnson against your mom's ever-reddening cheek. I understand you Spiderman groupies are getting as wierd as the Star Trek fanatics, but please, get off the ledge before you hurt yourself. Thaaaat's a good boy. You're reasonably funny at times; don't ruin it by offering to blow me next.

St. Paulies Girl on crack. That's what she looks like. I can't abide these celebs that have poor teeth. Before anyone goes nuts about "loving oneself" or that "it's cool they are happy with the way God made them" having good teeth is one of the perks about living in America (seen many Europeans smile?). I've seen better grins at a Target checkout. And I'm not talking about major reconstructive/plastic surgery here. Just straightened and whitened chompers. Is that asking too much from a pampered, rich celebrity who is in the public eye often? Christ, if she thinks so little about the grill that is on her face her pussy's probably Lohanesque.

#60...nice education. I don't know if you can't read or are just mentally challenged. Anyway, it's funny to see someone have to resort to mama jokes when they are upset. And I don't know why you are so ashamed of your homosexuality, it should be your intelligence.

Education and homo jokes .....aren't they equally as predictable as Momma jokes? Just askin'.

#62 - Thanks. You didn't ruin it by offering to blow me. Much appreciated. I had to get some to read that for me, then type my response. And relax cupcake, no one said you couldn't love Kristen Dunst will of of your hard on; I really didn't mean to offend you when I called her ugly. We'll have to agree to disagree; you love Mary Jane because you're a comic book geek and I love maryjane because I smoke too much weed. See? That wasn't so hard...

Hey, nice to see you back jrzmommy. For a minute there, I thought you and RichPort were the same person. You are the other guy I've dealt with before that doesn't like women. You guys both need to relax a little.

You should drive a stake through both their FUGLY asses!

#65 - I got nothing mean for you, because, as I said earlier, you do have your funny moments. I adore women, and just wet my pants when I saw that Jessica Biel photo. My witch doctor has a print out of your posts and is currently trying to expunge Dunst from your adoration. Please just drop the check in the mail.

Jrz, if I had a dollar for every "you're UNsmart" or "FAG" joke, I'd be able to buy this chick some braces. But you already know that, because apparently we're the same person.

How about the "ur all jealous haters" line? I see someone already utilized that perennial favorite here.

Yea, I made the mistake of saying "jellus" when I first posted here... the veterans tore my ass so bad, I just learned how to sit down again last week.

She wants to suck the blood and somethin else too.

OK, #65, you're OK in my book. I still think you are gay, though.

rolson, you see, the MOMMY part of my name implies that I'm a mommy, meaning mother, meaning of the female persuasion. So, I think you may have gotten me confused with someone else because I don't hate women.....I don't necessarily wanna do the horizontal bop with any because I like men, but I don't hate women. If I did I would be a mysoginischick, I guess.

Maybe she hasn't seen extreme makeover to know they can fix her teeth?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

jrzmommy...just because you have 'mommy' in your name means nothing on the internet but I apologize for assuming you were a guy. (i.e., whosurmomma does not necessarily reflect gender). Also, I don't think you really hate women anyway...I think you just hate. Of course, that is just my take. Sorry if it offends you.

#72 - Gay people usually think everyone's gay. Don't worry about it man. Just keep your hand off my ass.

75--I only hate irretrievably ignorant random bucket mouths, like yourself, but that's all. I think I'm a nice chick. By the way, what did I do to you again? I missed that part of this little...thing. Could you be a lamb and refresh my memory as to why you're getting nasty with me?

Well, I'll agree that she didn't make the wisest fashion choice in that skirt, I dont understand why everyone thinks she is so ugly?! When she's not filming movies and does not have an entire hair/make-up/costume crew at her beck and call, of COURSE she's not going to look her best. Celebs are people just like us (well, not Tom Cruise...he's clearly an alien), Im sure they have their scruffy days too... personally, I think she looks cute *shrugs*

#76...sounds good, pole smoker.

#77
I think you hate more than irretrievably ignorant random bucket mouths, but I'll let you prove that with your little rants.

Jrz, I have a sneaky suspicion others have been reading our escapades from the past few days, growing nuts, and are now trying to poke at us. Some I'll ignore as relatively benign, and others I'll school. For today at least, I think I'll just let eveyone else duke it out. You can only really smell the weed if you're not smoking it, you know? That said, what happened to your little star maker. I took a shit on her and I think she's still trying to dig her way out.

Or you are both assholes.

#82 - That is a very distinct possibility, You obviously have a hair up your ass today, and a hard on for ugly chicks. I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning. Drinking usually helps me when I feel like babbling endlessly. I say you give it a try.

not really a spidey fan...but i dont find Kirsten ugly...the horse chick is though...

#83 - I have a hair up my ass? You are the one spouting off about how ugly everyone is. It's obvious you drink to feel better, by the way. If it's going to make me feel the way you do, I'll pass. Thanks, though.

#45.fearsarewishes
actually i´m brazilian, and I totally agree that my english is not perfect at all... but I´m pretty sure u dont know a phrase in portuguese, and I also speak spanish and mandarin... so don´t call me ignorant pinhead, actually, don´t talk about anyone you dont know ok?
and by the way: VAI TOMA NO SEU CÚ SUA PUTA!

you're just noticing that?

#85 - Actually, my little humor deprived friend, I was just trying to be nice. If the bitch looks like a car ran over her face and fucked up her teeth, I believe this is the forum for it. Now I think you need to polish off that extra large can of Go Fuck Yourself... that's right, CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! BUUUURP. Good job. Maybe someone stepped on your shoes or smacked your mom today, who the fuck knows. Maybe your Spiderman underoos are riding up on your hairy ass. Me, I'm the kind of fucker that would take your parking spot even if the whole fucking lot was empty, because I'm fucked up like that. If you and the other non-funny celebrity nut huggers wanna run around sucking each other off while saying how great ugly bitches look, be my guest. This particular bow wow could scare the condom off a dick, you walking in-denial homoerotic nightmare. Now all aboard! The idiot train can't leave without its conductor.

Is coppola prego? Is it "in there"? God bless whoever knocked her up. He deserves a tax break for the contribution to charity cuz anyone who would fuck her definately has a heart of gold.

Is coppola prego? Is it "in there"? God bless whoever knocked her up. He deserves a tax break for the contribution to charity cuz anyone who would fuck her definately has a heart of gold.

WTF!!!!!!! I'm about to give up on this fuckin site! My comments won't come up!!!

I think Kirsten is cute. Perfect, straight teeth look weird, it's good to have something different

she needs braces. immediately

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#88 - "This particular bow wow could scare the condom off a dick" - Fucking priceless!! I nearly choked on my java!! Dunst isn't the hottest thing around but standing next to Coppola's spawn she looks good. The snaggle tooth is distracting tho...As for Roloson - why are you trying to piss on our parade? This site is designed to bash these celebs, so people trashing them here is commonplace. You're entitled to your opinion, but don't get down on folks for voicing theirs!

Except for the third picture, those are pretty cute photos of her.

I'd hit it, and then I'd go punch Jake Gyllenhaal in the jaw, destroying all his dating prospects in one punch. (I mean, if we're having unrealistic fantasies, why limit yourself. And JGLTC, as we all know).

haha, she's totally baked in that picture.

I think fucked up teeth are hot. Perfection is over rated as their is no such thing. Being a completely stupid vaginally blown out dumb c*nt like Lidsay Lohan or Jessica(fuck tard)Simpson, however, is beyond any reasonable hate sex.

BTW just because Kirten has fucked up teeth doesn't mean she's bad at sucking the cock. I mean, sometimes, on rare occasions, I like to fuck two concrete blocks just to see what it feels like to have a snaggle toothed chick scrape the baracles off me mizen-mast. Arrrr... (that's pirate talk if you didn't know.)

Oh hey!!!!!! I remember back when Brandon did this joke... I remember because back then, it was funny. Now it's just ripped off and poorly re-done. How completely fucking lame.

http://thesuperficial.com/2005/03/kirsten_dunst_is_a_vampire.html

You people who bag on grounded celebrities because you can't afford any real thrills are SO lame. kirsten dunst is not ugly, i now realize that your impossibly high standards for perfect, fake women is the reason that the only action you've seen in the last year is from your own hand. I don't understand your grudge against her anyway.

kirsten dunst is a troll, and who says shes not a fake one at that?

Ladies & Gentlemen,STOP THE BICKERING!
FACT: Kirsten Dunst does need visit the dentist,the teeth do NOT look too healthy!
FACT: Terribly unflattering photo's of Kirsten Dunst, who has girl-next door charm.
FACT: Immature Weasels, commenting that they would rather masterbate using sandpaper need to do two things.
1. Find a dictionary, find the word Misoygnist
2. Find a therapist, you have issues with women!