crikey..first.

Life without Dave?

that's weird, but she's still hot.

She's still highly fuckable.

hee I'm just laughin and laughin and laughin. I feel high. Hee hee. I can't stop. Hee heee heee. What the fuck is she thinking? Did Dave do her hair all the time? OH my God, she looks like an insane person. Is that Tucker? HEEE HEEEE.

What's up with that fish eye behind her in the second picture?

No way that's Carmen. It doesn't even look like her. Whoever it is, she looks like one of those naked troll dolls.

She has manly features.

I agree with #7... I am sorry, but there is no way that is her. If it is, then she has had some major work done to make her look completely unlike the original version of herself... in a bad way...

*pukes in mouth*

http://www.celebslam.com

That can't be her. She looks REALLY old and shiney/waxy and...and...and fucking crazy! Why is this making me laugh so damn much? It's like instant happy. Lemme see her again, hold on....here I go again. HEe heee heeee

@4
With all that hairspray, your comment should read, She's highly flammable.

This fugly look is right up IOC's alley.

wow Carmen has always looked much younger than her age but this hairdo allows you to truley look at her face and see that she indeed is in her 30's

I think it looks nice hahahahahaha

what's even funnier (if in fact this is a real photo) is that she had to have PAID SOMEONE to do that to her.. good gawd...if she wanted some fug hair i have a blow dryer and a comb and a 50 gallon container of hairspray.. and i'll do it for under $300..
these folks are whacked..

hee I'm just laughin and laughin and laughin. I feel high. Hee hee. I can't stop. Hee heee heee. What the fuck is she thinking? Did Dave do her hair all the time? OH my God, she looks like an insane person. Is that Tucker? HEEE HEEEE.

The term "fright wig" comes to mind.

Al (I'm serial) Gore should be ringing her phone to warn her about hydrocarbons and global warming and all that other bullshit!

Look out for ManBearPig, Carmen!

Her hair reminds me of those little fluffy flowers you pick up, close your eyes, blow and make a wish...what do you call those again?

hee I'm just laughin and laughin and laughin. I feel high. Hee hee. I can't stop. Hee heee heee. What the fuck is she thinking? Did Dave do her hair all the time? OH my God, she looks like an insane person. Is that Tucker? HEEE HEEEE.

That can't be her. She looks REALLY old and shiney/waxy and...and...and fucking crazy! Why is this making me laugh so damn much? It's like instant happy. Lemme see her again, hold on....here I go again. HEe heee heeee

#19...Dandelions....
HAHAHAH OMG!!!!!!!!!! What's up with her neck in the second picture?
Poor Carmen, she (was? is?) so hot but it looks like the divorce is REALLY getting to her.

That can't be her. She looks REALLY old and shiney/waxy and...and...and fucking crazy! Why is this making me laugh so damn much? It's like instant happy. Lemme see her again, hold on....here I go again. HEe heee heeee

Electric Electra

pic #2........does carmen have man hands? and either the neckpiece or the 'do has to go.........

sorta reminds me of this character, she needs a new hairdresser that's for sure.

http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/set/9051/

Maybe she went back to blowing Dennis Rodman and he let one rip while she was in the blast zone. Stranger things have happened...

Anybody think that she looks oddly like Glenn Close ala Cruella DeVil?

Sarah Jean has a new blog page up.

http://www.delectual.blogsplot.net/

Damnit, I can't get over this chick. Check out this post:

"Someone was asking me where I am living so here is the down low:

1.) We are living in a little trailer that my mom gave us.
2.) It’s located on a lake in Maine, but I’m not saying where.
3.) We are about 100 feet from my in-laws summer camp.

I really should tell you the whole “moving story” but I really don’t feel like it… I need to sit down and write it though. If for no other reason, so I can copy and paste it into a few emails to explain to other people what I’ve been up to. Oh I am so lazy…."

And then there is a PICTURE of the trailer she lives in. Holy crap, it is like heroin for my soul. I try to move on, but then she pops up like a oddly-shaped mole that needs a biopsy.

For Sarah links o'plenty, visit:

http://sjtlq.blogspot.com/ and go to the comments on the most recent post.

Boys and girls, that's what happens when you get the Gotti special from Supercuts.

MANBEARPIG!

For some reason these pics look more like Reese Witherspoon than Carmen Electra. Also, wearing foundation 5 shades lighter than your actual skintone is a no-no.

Please leave me ALONE.

Wow. She almost looks like Emmit Brown's first wife.

Great Scott!

http://www.edquartersaudio.com

What's up with the YELLOW TEETH! Nasty

#29

bwahahahahaha, absolutely golden, by the way, where are they stealing the electricity from.

I'd still hit it.... inth emouth with a louisville slugger.

For some reason, it reminds me of Tanya Harding?!? Both pictures. I guess its the hair

She looks 65 years old!!

That's Tracy Ullman.

HA! I KNEW you were back on this site, SJV. I could smell the combination of Bible verses, dog sex and BPD meds.

Does your trailer have a cable modem?

She looks like a white version of Cicely Tyson's character in Because of Winn-Dixie.

Could we get housekeeping to clean up that pile of excrement in spot #33 -- it's making me sick.

I'm an asshole, I meant

I'd still hit it.... in the mouth with a louisville slugger.

Thanks for clearing that up bizarro me.

I'm going to agree that's not her. This chick has yellow teeth. Unless that's part of the costume.

Wuh thu F**K? Too much make-up, too much hairspray...and I would like to see who is attached to that arm around her in that first pic.

She looks like a white version of Cicely Tyson's character in Because of Winn-Dixie.

Could we get housekeeping to clean up that pile of excrement in spot #33 -- it's making me sick.

This chick looks like a koosh... a koosh that needs to meet RichPort Jr. It would suck not being able to see her boned-in-the-ass faces, as itwould be frustrating to have to look past that finger in the socket do.

Is Sarah-Jean the white damnYELL the cunt or is it the other way around? I really can't tell. And I haven't seen that lazy bitch one this thread. Oh shit... thaaaaaaat's right... lunch time just ended at Trinity and she washing dishes from all of those hungry students.

You're welcome? No, I'm welcome?

Ball of confusion!

Did she do some of Kitty Dukakis's shock therapy?

why is this thing posting that one comment of mine over and over and over? Okay, before I get angry, before I lose my temper, let me eat a Jujyfruit and take a look at Carm up there.........Okay I'm better. Hee These pictures are like laughing gas. Hee hee.

I don't want the sentence police on my ass.
it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would, it would,

Did she do some of Ditty Kukakis's shock therapy?

Looks like she took her vibrator into the bathtub. Seriously, shut-in hair aside, she's beginning to pay the toll for all the bad cock she's been burying her face in for years. The waxy skin, the wrinkles even trowels of make-up and monthly plastic surgery can't conceal. Look at some of the dick she's had over the course of the last ten years: Prince, That Fugly Guy From Cyprus Hill, Dennis Rodman, and Dave Navarro. What do these guys have in common (other than sexual identity issues)? STD city.

Two words: Phyllis Diller.

Dang. Can't get pics of SJ's trailer.

I am advising you to run a quick scan for spyware after visiting "please leave me alone's" page.

My computer had the hiccups for a few minutes.

Her hair was sticking up, and THE SUPERFICIAL made reference to electricity! Delightful! How about something like, "Kirsty Alley's so fat, she looks like a whale or an elephant!" next time?

commish--yeah, mine too. I couldn't even get into her dumb blog anyhow, just the same lesson on cyberstalking. Bah--whatever, she's like DanYELL to me now anyhow, I'm done with her.

omfg jrz you are so damn funny reading your posts were funnier than the picture itself

She's turned damn uglae too !!

She was modeling, there were several other biotches with hair similar to that. But it is definitely her. Here's a photo of her pre-show, fitting for that dress.

http://new2.isifa.com/tools/get_preview.php?idp=12696054

Come on Superficial, feeeeeed me.

Good news, a link to the photo of SJ's trailer!

http://www.garysweetman.com/web%20images/FASH-Trailer%20trash.jpg

She looks like one of those freaking troll dolls.

#52 - Well people, I am now official. I am getting trolled by Dirtbag damnYELL for missing the spacebar. This from an idiot who's idea of forming a sentence is no punctuation coupled with multiple mispellings. Thank you, you idiot. My legacy continues to grow. You have just paid me the ultimate compliment.

Oh man. On one of her sites someone asks SJV "How do I increase my site traffic?"

She replie: "I have found that the best thing to generate traffic is leaving comments on other blogs. You want to try to be one of the first 5 to leave a comment so people will see the link to your site first.

You want to leave comments on sites that already have a TON of traffic. I found that Fashion Blogs and Celeb Gossip Blogs get a tremendous ammount of traffic. When I started leaving comments there, my hits went from about 40 hits a day to almost 200 a day."

No shit!

So let me get this straight, you leave comments on Celeb Gossip Blogs in order to get traffic. But when the traffic arrives you slam the door in our faces and tell us to leave you alone? That is NOT very trailer of you.

Poster # 30 - don't you mean Ultracuts? Hahaha.

Carmen looks greasy in that picture. Sweating out the magic mushroom chemicals she swallowed before butchering her hair. She's got the "perma grin" too.

"Look at Carmen all dressed in red, I-KO I-KO un-day
I betcha five dollars she'll give you head
Jock-a-mo fee-na-ne

Talkin' 'bout, Hey now! Hey now! I-KO I-KO un-day"

Shaun

Hehe - Oh, and by the way, it Daliek wasn't running that piece of shit FireFox and publishing his pages with such weak-ass tools it would be much harder to pull up your old shit on the web. As it is now, you are an open book.

her hair not only looks retarded but it looks like a freakin old lady trying to look like carmen electra!

Sarah-Jean, have you ever been to the Green Tops Campground?

Oh wait, of course you have. Because you work there...
http://www.sarahjean.marysremnant.org/greentops/employees.html

OK, I am done now. Seriously, it is amazing how much of your life you have chosen to put up on the web for our pleasure.

Clearly, the good people at Budweiser Select sponsored the event (you can see the logo in the background) and demanded she wear her hair in tribute to the fine, crisp, clean-finishing taste of their magnificent product.

(If the Anheuser Busch poeple are reading this- please send me free beer. I'll happily shape any/all of my hair in whatever ridiculous configuration pleases you most. You are the brightest star in the firmament of beer- or, beermament, if you will. I am but a mote in the fold of your robe- a thirsty, desperate, mote. Thank you, and stuff.)

Don't shake hands with this gal unless you're grounded.
It's shocking, but she's now Carmen Electra-Cute.

ahahahaha #72

this gives JBF Hair a whole new meaning...and by JBF i mean Just Been Fucked

as we say round these parts - "kinell!"

#55 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA spitting image!

OMG # 55 THIS IS PHYLLIS DILLER

I guess I just don't understand why someone would put a link to their LIFE and post such personal info about themselves with photos and names -- especially other people's photos and names -- on the Internet.

And I sware that Tucker chick from yesterday was connected to all of this. It's just odd that someone would suddenly appear and then start making reverse threats of what happened to our little Lilac Queen.

tsk tsk tsk

63, It looks like I've put on a little weight.

#55 - If that's the case, I wanna bone Phyllis Diller.

#79 Boning Dillard? Hope you don't mind dust blowing out into your ding a ling

SJ-- why do you come back? If you truly want this to end then why take the bait and come back and get things stirred up again? I mean, the upcoming barrage of shit is as predictable as a Tara Reid nipple slip. Here we go, Angry Ferret goes rabid in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..........

She needs to bleach her teeth. What has she been drinking? Blood?

You know what they say about wedding cake . . . . . once on the lips . . . . .

Lastly, I will never piss off the Ferret, I will never piss off the Ferret, I will never piss off the Ferret . . . .

Oh guys look...apparently this is not the first time Carmen has styled her hair like this...and shes also wearing the same dress

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1445000/images/_1446410_webby_300.jpg

...you got into anaphylactic shock if your allergic to wheat products?

carmen electra-cuted...

#83 - Paint that hilariously gruesome picture the color of shit, and it could be damnYELL.

Sorry, I meant #84...

I will not piss off Commish... I will not piss off Commish...

jrz-

explaining to SJ how she got so fat.

Did you notice the disclaimer has changed? Once simple sentence now. Nothing about getting "kicked off". Guess that's how Mr. Superficial handles those requests to "get rid of" certain posters, like you, RichBaby and the mean ol' Ferret.

Commish, I'd be flattered if the disclaimer changed for us, but I think not. In the days of Papa, Stallion, and others, there was far more outlandish shit than this. We're only scratching the surface.

commish--what disclaimer? oh, yeah, wait...huh...look at that...yep, it is different. It should come with a warning like, If you want to remain anonymous, don't broadcast every fucking intimate detail of your life here, i.e. family photos, place of employment, names of friends and family members, ovualation schedule, etc., etc.

wait, I need a Carm fix....that kills me every time! hee hee

#88

I haven't had my daily dose of virgin flesh today. Feeling a bit cranky. Wish Tucker/Fucker would come back.

I was wondering why her physician would treat a respiratory illness with morphine. I need to change doctors. I have a hangnail and I want Oxycontin.

Guess what! I know I put in an extra a in ovulation. Please don't get the grammar squad after me...I'm in no mood for a homeschooled spelling bee fuck to tell me how to spell something.

OMG can you believe Liza Minelli has herpes...that was like the most ridiculously funny/weird/odd thing I have read in a while. I just didn't know how to take it. My God, Superficial has got to post new stories for me to comment on like now!!!!...boredom has got me thinking about Minelli

Oh, that is just a rare side effect of using the sex machine called the Sybian.

Now, please know it is rare and most people do not have anything to worry about, but occasionally it can happen. Poor girl, probably did not know what hit her.

See pics and video of Carmen using the Sybian at the following link at the bottom of page-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm

Commish--My doctor writes me scripts for general anesthesia for menstrual cramps. Dr. Boo Boo Gone is his name. He's terrif!

94--Her ex-hubby probably gave them to her. He looks like he's cruised a truck-stop or twenty and a few bathhouses in his day.

Commish: by respiratory ailment she meant getting her lungs caved in when her husband ran her over and backed up again and again because he couldn't stand the sight of her any longer.

I really just don't get it. I guess when you hit a certain point in your "career" you really feel like you can do anything, and by career I mean...hmmm, what does she do again?

jrz:

I've never met her and I can't stand the sight of her. She reminds me of the stupid trick-ass twenty year-old bitches around here who will step on your three hundred dollar shoe and giggle and say "oops".

commish: Oh, I'm sorry did I just scuff your Manolo with my hiking boot?

Britney had a baby boy

why is this posted???

check it out here : http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com

"sources tell us that Britney purposely lead the media to believe she was having a girl when she knew she was having a boy all along"

did Britney name her baby Prison or Attica or something Jail-related?

#95 - so, did you ever ride that sybian yourself and yell HeeeeeHawwww!!

by the way, did you guys happen to see the pics of SJ and her teenage husband bathing in a pool of dirty water?

Maybe the new mommy and daddy will squirrel this kid away for five or six months before revealing it to be the product of a Seal and Heidi Klum union. The timing is about right, isn't it? Isn't Heidi perpetually knocked up? With gophers?

104--I just couldn't bear images like that at this point of the day.

Commish: hopefully shitney will get herself a tubal ligation now and stop procreating. Seal and Heidi are okay, but not Britney and Kevin. Oh, *swallows puke in mouth* what happens if there is a baby lilac queen on the way?

I missed the dirty bathing pics. Dangit!

Hopefully the only thing lilac queen's fucking is her dog. Stupid people should not procreate.

Well I guess this settles it - Dave must be AC-DC after all.
She still seems to be suffering the after effects.
(Ok I'm done)

Seriously doesn't even look like her. I guess the hair does make the woman.

do you think SJTLQ will go all "Carrie" on us and dump a bucket of pig blood on me or you, Commish? Or Ferret? She kinda looks a little Carriesque, and she's got that religious thing going on.

SJTLQ, very cute.

I can see you!

#110 - she does look like "carrie", I'm looking at one of their pictures right now, she has lime green fingernails and what seems to be a baby blue bikini and on top of this is her teenage husband fingerbanging her, also, due to the mirkiness of the water, I do believe they are taking their monthly bath.

SJ must be cringing right about now!!!

seriously though, i can't help it. this pic., her hair, everything about it literally pisses me off. what did she tell her stylist, "i'm gonna flip my head upside down and when i do you empty out that can of aqua net on it and blow dry it until it looks like it will snap off."?

Jesus.....she's like herpes.....just doesn't go away.

Talk about stalking and harrassing and antagonizing. I mean, it takes brass balls to cry like a bitch and then keep coming back for more. Brass balls or a masochistic streak, I dunno. Fuck this.

threatens law suits and shit and then she's back for more with her personal info at the world's fingertips! she's like the chicks that get wasted, go at it hot and heavy with a guy, has animal sex then when word gets out that she's easy she claims rape....but she's out at the bars the next weekend!! What the fuck?

Has no one noticed the freakish resemblance between these photos and Jason Lee's character, Syndrome in "The Incredibles"?

#111 - come closer so we can poke that shithole eye of yours

@111

Good. I hope you understand sign language.

I wonder how many guys she had cum in her hair to get that look?

Just one - Me. ; )

That's what happens when you first see my three-and-a-half-foot-long johnson.

I'm Mr. Heat Mizer

I'm Mr. Sun

I'm Mr. Heat Mizer

I'm Mr. 101

All we need is a photo of her chasing some dalmations for a coat and the movie will be complete

OMG, that crazy bitch is back? hahahah... what a douche.

I'm Mr. Meat Sizer

I'm Mr. Fun

I'm Mr. Meat Sizer

I'm Mr. Love Gun

That's not Carmen Electra! That's Tracy Ulman on crack! Yikes!

She was overheard backstage yelling, "Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him."

Has it ever occurred to some of you that you don't recognize Carmen in this picture, because you are used to seeing her only when she has 5 lbs of make-up on? Yes, in the above photo she is wearing a lot of make-up...BUT nowhere as much as she normally wears. Also, her usual make-up style is exaggerated--dark, arched eyebrows, tons of eyeshadow and liner, etc.

And I think she usually wears some sort of spray-on tan; she looks awfully pale here.

The 5 lbs of make-up she usually wears hides her age well.

Here teeth, however, are horrible.

Has it ever occurred to some of you that you don't recognize Carmen in this picture, because you are used to seeing her only when she has 5 lbs of make-up on? Yes, in the above photo she is wearing a lot of make-up...BUT nowhere as much as she normally wears. Also, her usual make-up style is exaggerated--dark, arched eyebrows, tons of eyeshadow and liner, etc.

And I think she usually wears some sort of spray-on tan; she looks awfully pale here.

The 5 lbs of make-up she usually wears hides her age well.

Her teeth, however, are horrible.

What.the.fuck.?

she looks so old... like she's on the road to liz taylor land

Just a reminder to the masses: Dirtbag damnYELL and danYELL the cunt are one in the same, a 19 year old ass-to-mouth cafeteria employee at Trinity college who runs by the inane and uncreative typekey name danielle. Just thought I'd clear up the confusion. With your help, she can fail remedial English by not getting the hint and continuing to post here during class on her stolen laptop, and remain an embarassment to Black folks everywhere. She will be posting under my name occassionally, because she really needs a friend, and trying to stir up some shit since she's recently been chased out of her projects for stealing crack and not giving the promised toothless blowjob in return. I'd rather fuck Paris Hilton during one of her weekly herpes flare ups, without a condom and fresh razor slits on my cock, in the middle of Times Square while the Naked Cowboy plays us a diddy cheering us on, than touch this spent trojan.

Just a reminder to the masses: Dirtbag damnYELL and danYELL the cunt are one in the same, a 19 year old ass-to-mouth cafeteria employee at Trinity college who runs by the inane and uncreative typekey name danielle. Just thought I'd clear up the confusion. With your help, she can fail remedial English by not getting the hint and continuing to post here during class on her stolen laptop, and remain an embarassment to Black folks everywhere. She will be posting under my name occassionally, because she really needs a friend, and trying to stir up some shit since she's recently been chased out of her projects for stealing crack and not giving the promised toothless blowjob in return. I'd rather fuck Paris Hilton during one of her weekly herpes flare ups, without a condom and fresh razor slits on my cock, in the middle of Times Square while the Naked Cowboy plays us a diddy cheering us on, than touch this spent trojan.

Fox is picking her up for a new show: "When Flowbees Go Bad"

Think "costume party"--Cruella Devil

she wasn't AT the fashion show, she was IN the fashion show; that styling was part of the runway look.

pfffft.

Interesting. Apparently I've posted an update on someone and I've warned all of us, inronically enough, that the person I'm describing may post under someone else's name/identity. Great.

The dead giveaway is that I refer to my manly anatomy and....well, I'm a girl, hence the "mommy" part of my name. Even hermaphrodites can't make a baby. They can fuck themselves, but not impregnate themselves.

Nice try, loser.

My dick has never been this hard in my entire life. Okay, maybe that one time when I was lost in a zoo...

da da da dummmm..da dumm..da da da dummmm..da dumm..da da da...

I’m Mrs. green Crotchie
I’m Mrs. Buns.
I’m Mrs. Herpers Blister
I’m Mrs. Love em then run.
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my crotch.
I’m too much!
da da da dum..da dummmm...
da da da dum..da dummm....

May that tune stay in your head all day...
Goodnight everybody!!!!

Jrz, that's our good friend Dirtbag damnYELL. She decided she liked my post so much, and is so enamored with your wit, that she (it?) thought it would be funny. She has failed again.

well dammit, looks like i missed out on the pig roast AGAIN. shit. hopefully everyone is up & at 'em this morning on another thread.

Nice dye job on the teeth- they match the hair well

she looks very "electra"

oh dear... was she attempting to copy what Vogue did to Kirsten Dunst this month? since when is Marge Simpson the go-to girl for hair style ideas?

That pic was taken when she caught Dave in bed with Dennis Rodman

Actually, she didn't show up like that. She was in the fashion show, and usually the hair/make-up of those shows are nuts.

It's a little late for senior prom, sweetheart, mmmmkay?

oh g.o.s.h!
0______________0

She looks really old. The wonders of unflattering lighting, eh? Oh, and hair that looks like it might jump off her head at any moment and attack someone.