September 6, 2006

Britney Spears names her new baby Jailynn

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The NY Daily News reports Britney Spears is planning to name her new daughter Jailynn in honor of her parents, Jamie and Lynn, and her little sister, Jamie Lynn. The child is also reportedly set to be delivered via C-section and will share the same birthday as Sean Preston, September 14.

Her music should've already given away how uncreative Britney was, but naming Jailynn after Jamie, Lynn, and Jamie Lynn? It's a wonder she didn't accidentally name her first kid 'Britney.' And I know it's cruel to make fun of a baby, but Sean Preston is the angriest most evil looking child I've ever seen. Sure, Britney and Kevin didn't get to handpick their personal Asian baby from the baby store like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but there's no reason I should be lying in bed with the covers pulled over my head because I'm afraid this little baby is going to crawl up the side and start eating my insides. Then again if Britney and Kevin were my parents I'd probably be filled with hate and rage too.

A few more of a really angry Sean Preston after the jump, including one where he looks like The Godfather.

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Comments

He looks like Chuckie.

I would have named her Kingsley.

He does look really angry. And Jailynn's not THAT bad of a name.. if I'm pronouncing it right. And why would she have the children share the same birthday? How totally unfair.

Wouldn't you look angry and evil too if you had to face growing up with Britney and K-Fed as your parents? I sure as hell would be. At least Kori and Kaleb (K-Fed's other 2 kids) get a break from them, Sean is pretty much screwed.

That baby looks kinda fat.

WHy are they bothering with sugar-coating it? Why not go ahead and name her "Jailbait," after what we can assume is K-Fag's favorite characteristic in a "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" woman?

Better than "Apple"

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Jailynn .. jailin' .. same diff ..

I gotta agree #7 and it's definatly better than Moon Unit... it is kinda unfair they share a birthday yet kinda not as well... just picture both kids having seperate sleepovers for their birthday the group of boys throwing food at the little girls until they fight back. It would be hillarious. And it also means both kids get presents so when little don't feel left out.

Either it is because they are being pulled up or those are the tightest baby shorts I have seen.

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Wow! When I look at the first picture, I'm struck at how dowdy, dumpy and fat old Brit has gotten. I wonder if she ever thinks back to when basically every man in the word wanted to nail her.

haven't said this in a while.
I'm aint nailing that nasty shit.

Uggh SP looks like Chris Farley, especially in the top pic.

Why not Jailbait? At least for its teen years?
Then change to Jailbird. I'm sure Brit has some redneck trailer trash relatives in the bighouse who would be honoured!

What a ridiculous name. Very suitable for the Beverly Hillbillies.

SPF really DOES look like the Godfather there -- the Godson? Whatever, he looks like he's about to order a hit on someone. And in his situation, who could blame the poor child? He's got a lot to be angry about. (At least we're fairly sure who his parents are -- UNLIKE SURI CRUISE)

11. She probably thinks that they still do, because she's rich enough to inspire flattery. But you're right -- she's utterly dowdy, dumpy, and she looks way older than she is.

Weeee... Sean Preston is well on the way to happy morbid-obesity land... I have seen many chubby babies but none with celullitis! Now we know what a steady dose of lard covered Doritos does to a toddler...

Just for the record, Tom Cruise loves the Cock and an asian one at that...

um... Jailynn.. no good

jamie + lynn = lamie

or jinnie

or how bout an uncombined name :-)

God this is so sad. But I like #8.

This kid could be the next Einstein, (doubt it), or the next Hitler, (doubt that too).

More likely this kid is going to be serving me fries in the year 2024.

I just can't make fun of a poor innocent little baby. He obviously didn't choose his ridiculous mom ...

Is it me, or is this the first time we've seen the kid dressed in more then a diaper and a t-shirt? Did K-Fed finally buy something for someone other then himself? Or did Brit win the outfit for "eating the most Cheetos" contest?

I think "Jailynn" is the Native American translation, which literally means, "Dances with White Trash."

Sometimes my translating skills are a little rusty, but I think that's it. Yup. That's it.

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I just figured out why he's mad -- the kid doesn't want to share his birthday!

I can just imagine Britney's take: "If ah have mah second booboo on mah first booboo's birthday, then ah can save money on presents and cake, and then ah can buy some more cheetos and beer. Y'all know booboos never notice if ya give 'em one present together! We're country."

that baby looks like the baby from the last seson of Roseanne "Jerry Garcia Conner"

That's not too bad of a name - i just don't get why there has to be the "i" in there? Doesn't is read the same as "Jalynn" - i dunno.
Sean Preston has gotten really chubby! But i still thinks he's really cute - i'm not that low of a person to mock a baby who can't defend itself - unlike some others.

The planned birthdate isn't nearly as obnoxious as combining the parents' names to make a baby name. HATE that! Although some names come out OK, most are gross combinations that appear to be the byproduct of illiterate parents. Not cute, just ignorant. I think making "jail" a part of this child's name is an ugly omen.

I keep trying to say it, but it always sounds like "Jailin'".

In the last picture he looks like Larry Flynt! And if I was him I'd be angry too... he's probably thinking "She's holding me and a drink and walking again -- doesn't this biatch remember the that last time she tried such a feat I nearly face planted on the sidewalk? I hate my life!"

This stupid ho just keeps getting stupider and stupider. JAILYNN!??!?? Doesn't she know smoking crack while choosing the baby's name is bad for the baby?

And WHY choose to have them on the same day? Dumb bitch probably thinks it's cute, never mind thinking that the kids are going to think it sucks FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

Those poor, poor kids. I'll keep feeling sorry for them until the day they start acting just as trashy as their parents. They didn't ask for this.

Well, it beats Ellie Mae. I'm kinda surprised the Big Boy mascot she's holding there isn't named Jethro.

Britney, stop feeding the baby cheesesteaks.

well, her sister's name is jaimie lynn.. so i guess the apple doesn't fall from the tree. and does she know her bra is hanging out?

His parents are Britney & K-Fed. The poor kid got dropped on his head. Of course he looks angry.

Also, is it just me or does it look like he has blue eyeshadow on in the last pic?

Jailynn, I love it because it has "jail" in it. Surely, someone in the Spears-Federline family will end up there...

And that baby definitely has eyeshadow on.

I am sorry. There is nothing more I can say about her that hasn't already been barfed out. But, I will say that at least Britney can still remember how to get dressed even though she thinks she can travel back to 1806.

that kid looks just like damien on the old omen movie. creepy stuff!

Her baby is so cute!!!!!!! Cute in the kinda fugly weird creepy way, because he does look so much like the godfather. But yeah, what's with the Jamies and Lynns... Not a great name to begin with. Unoriginal, ghetto, easy to make fun of and so on. And Jailynn Federline has a bad ring. It's all about the ring.

I was born on my sister's first birthday and it wasn't so bad... except when she said I was her birthday present and therefore was born to be her personal slave. Then she'd accuse me of stealing her new jeans and hit me with her cell phone... no, wait, that's Naomi Campbell.

Jailynn is the white trashiest name ever. Even Kevilynn would be better. It's bound to look good on a Wal-Mart tag, which is where she will probably end up after all her mom's billions are washed down the drain trying to make a rap star out of her dad.

In other news, Tom and Katie have a mail-order Asian baby.

ok, a baby's head is suppose to be very very fragile the first year they're alive right??

why doesn't this kid ever have a hat on his head? no sun protection- nada

wtf

and that's not blue eyeshadow.. that's just cuz for a 1 year old he's got a tan and his eye lids are a lighter shade... like brian williams lol

but i just think its the lighting and stuff

HEY WEDDING RING!!! WHERE THE HECK ARE YA??!!!


Anyone see it on Brit's left hand??? I don't

Imagine, it's the year 2024 and the newest breakout star to the porn scene is introduced:
"Jailynn"
That's what the name sounds like to me.

Also, I think anyone who "plans" their kid's birthday by a scheduled C-section is a loser. I mean, the twat admitted that the only reason she had a C-section in the first place is because she was "afraid of the pain". ??? Like marrying K-Fed, losing everything from your looks to your fans (bascially watching your once envied life fall apart before you even turn 25) isn't pain enough? Fumbduck!

P. S. #39, She's way too puffy and preggers for the ring to even fit on her hand anymore. (It's either that, or it got lost in that renegade bag of Cheetos she has shoved under Sean's carseat.)

No i look like Mac in Mac And Me !!!!http://imdb.com/title/tt0095560/

No HE look like Mac in Mac And Me haha!!!!http://imdb.com/title/tt0095560/

I'm a superstitious baby, and if some unlucky accident should befall Jailynn - if she is to be shot in the head by a police officer, or be found hung dead in a jail cell... or if she should be struck by a bolt of lightning - then I'm going to blame some of the paparazzi in this photo op; and then I do not forgive.

I think it's really disgusting to make rude comments about a baby. I mean, come on people, he's just a baby! I also think it's really rude to make comments about Britney's weight/body; hello, she's eight months pregnant. Also, babies are often fat. It makes them cute. It means they're healthy. So the baby is having a bad day, saying he's evil is just despicable. What is wrong with you people that you tear apart an innocent child(metaphorically) just because you don't like his parents?

all i can say is at least she's naming them normal names and something like tonka toy mach dadi, and sillyputty sinee'

#25, i totally agree with you on the name combining thing...my sister in law SWEARS she's going to name a daugther JuLyn after my brother and I's mom (judy) and her mom (lynda)...i cringe everytime i hear her say it and say a silent prayer that God will only allow little boy sperm come out of my brother...

I'm just suprised she didn't name it Chester Cheeto.

Dumb bitch.

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How about Kevney or Britin? Or how about the combined names of Kev's parents, Dumbass and Hobo?

haha - my name is Jaelynn .... but not cause my parents names are Jamie or Lynn ... ugh. i agree thougyh " Jail'in " this kid is deffo K-feds spawn.

If her father's name is Jamie and her mother's name is Lynn and her sister's name is Jamie Lynn... How the hell did she get the name Brittney Spears???

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#'s 39 and 41 - there's a ring on her left pinky. Could be her wedding band, more likely a ring pull from the old can of Billy Beer that Kev gave her for an anniversary present

thats the ugliest little shit i've ever seen. cant wait to see what jailhead looks like

Is it me, or does Sean Preston look more then a little concerned in that last picture where Britney is opening the car door?

I guess I am the only one that thinks Sean P. is adorable. He looks like a cute little baby to me.

Hey, Brit, how about Jailbait -- that's pretty and it's kinda like naming her after your (younger) self.

Does she get that the word JAIL should not be part of a name?

How about Sing Sing or Folsom or Dade County? Those are pretty, too!

Hey Attinoss; Take a pill, we're here to have fun. It's not like we'd throw the kid around, drop him, push him off a chair or speed down the highway with him straddlin' the steering wheel or something. That's his Mommys job!

Hey, if she has a third child...

Federline + Lynn = Felynn

Just sayin'

59--You're very clever!! Jailyn and Felynn....very clever indeed.

So come on Superfish guy, tell us all the details of Miss Paris Hilton getting arrested!!

god that is one fugly baby.
sorry.

come on now, it's a baby. Don't fuck with a baby -- it's the height of uncool.

this is what happens when your baby is fed a diet of soda and cheetohs..

No, her kid looks like the Marshmellow Man from ghostbusters....and like he wants to eat everything in sight. What does she feed him, he's ginormous!

Tater Tot looks like a fat old man. Poor Tater Tot.

Since when has the Quizno's kid been hanging out with this walking hamhock? I think she should name the next kid what she should have named the first, "Drunken Mistake" or "Errant Cumshot".

@54

Sean P. looks very concerned in pic 3 as well. He's looking down to see what he can break his impending fall with.

@55

You're not the only one who thinks SP is adorable. He's a cute, chubby baby. I just want to pinch his fat cheeks.

Sean Preston is the cutest thing that will ever come out of that marriage. I just want to squeeze him. He only looks angry because he's surrounded by freaks and paparazzi every time he's taken out. I imagine a Hansel and Gretl story once the new baby comes--SP and her will try to escape.

Family names are like bloodlines...at some point you have to stop recycling.

Or they could name it "Fedlyn" as in "we was just fedlyn' around than Brit got knocked up," then she would slap the table and make that astounded face she did in the stupid video clip. I'm surprised K fed doesn't have a rap/song called "Fedlyn"--it seems like a metaphoric mantra for his entire life.

Shouldn't Sean Preston be walking by now, he's about to be one.

Looks like she is using hair dye? Isn't that a big no-no when pregnant?

I was born on my sister's 10th birthday. We love it, actually. You feel a lot less goofy when a huge crowd is singing happy birthday to two of you as opposed to just you by yourself!

And as it turns out, we share the same birthday with SP and the imminent "Jailynn"... great...

Did anyone else notice the water in the 2nd pic??
wasn't it a bottle of water she didn't want to drop the last time Sean almost fell out of her arms??

car+ water + Brittney + SeanP = certian disaster

Britney is dumb but it seems she's only following in her parents footsteps.

Doesn't she realize that her parents were already that unoriginal when they named Jamie Lynn? I mean, the girl is named after BOTH of them for godsakes...

The idea of naming a baby after two people PLUS someone who was ALREADY named after those two people is just comical. Why doesnt she just call the baby Jamie Lynn?

Poor "second" child will have to undergo years of therapy to combat the "middle child syndrome" she'll have. She won't have anything to herself. Not even her own birthday. She'll probably have to wear Sean's hand-me-down bad hats and tight shorts.

I'm from Lousiana, and even I think that name is too rediculous! That's like naming your kid BobbySue or CarrieLynn. With all that world traveling she's done, you think she would have come up with something more creative. I wonder what name KFed had...

I think the baby's cute, too. It's not his fault his parents are retards. And babies are supposed to be fat. If they weren't, they'd look like Nicole Richie, and NOBODY wants that. One of those freakish things is enough.

RE name: this is what happens when stupid people try to be creative. They don't write a novel (cause they can't write), they don't paint or do pottery or anything else that requires actual creativity. They make up stupid-ass names for their spawn. They combine normal names to make a new, retarded-sounding name or spell normal names in a weird way that guarantees the kid will never get mail addressed to him/her with the name spelled "correctly." God forbid that Britney's female child have a name that doesn't automatically communicate that her parents are dumb white trash. "Britney" is the same kind of name, so she's just following white trash family tradition. She can't help it, she just wasn't raised right. I will bet a large sum of money that this kid's ears will be pierced before she's 6 months old.

Didya hear Paris got arrested for DUI? I think Paris is pulling ahead of Lohan in the Waste of Space Stakes. The winner will be found dead after choking on her own vomit.
Please, please let it be Paris.

"Jailynn! Girl, yew git yer ass back in this trailer. How many times do I have to tell yew not to show yer funbags to everyone."

Whats the third one going to be called kevney? She should follow in Posh and Becks footsteps and name the baby after where it was concieved...i think tacobellparkinglot has a ring to it!

Go ahead and put a pole in that childs bed room... With a name like that, she may as well get started early on the lap dances...

Do not forget that she is pregnant and the babies meant to be a little bit fat.

She will come into her normal shape after a few months.

WHy women have cellulite because their skin is much thiner than the skin of the men. Babies skin is even thiner!

Babies and toddlers have to eat full-fat yogurts and milk. It is essential for them.

So, stop talking rubbish. Just look at yourselves, piza Domino!

The baby might look angry because he probably does not like the person Britney is talking too or just bored.

Do not expect babies to giggle all the time. They get tired as well especially if their mothers are running around the shops all the time. Noise, people -- makes them tired!

Tinky-winky = Teletubby. Nuf' said.

*'nuf*.

Brain not working. Dumb, crazy, four hundred pound bitch running mouth outside office. Hope she goes to McDonald's soon. Chokes on double quarter pounder with cheese.

Apparently Kevin's choice "Funbags" got vetoed.

As for Sean, I think he's gonna grow up like the baby on the Family Guy, the most articulate member of the house. Oh wait, he already is.

I think it's important to note that Jailynn is is just hick way of saying someone is in prison. "Where Cletus?" "Oh he jailin' it for the next 6 months since he had those priors."

Tinky Winky, please go to wepitybayoutrash.com and click on Hick Nutrition for a discussion of baby foods or diet during pregnancy in rednecks.

K-Fag was smoking doobie while watching some subtitled karate flicks. Having trouble keeping up with the words on the bottom of the screen, he focused on a concubine named Jai Lin, apparently a protagonist in "7 Deadly Fingernails of Fury: Tales of an Immigrant Manicurist ". As Brit lay passed out from her Dr Pepper and Frito-Lays binge, he whispered gently in her ear, "Jai Lin, we're naming the little bitch Jai Lin." Britney awoke hours later, powdered lips nearly stuck together, proclaiming an epiphany... Jailynn. I fucking swear it happened that way...

What about the middle name? How about Jailynn Olestra? Or Jailynn Maritos (a combine of two of Brit's faves, Marijuana and Cheetos)? With the way she's been acting, dressing, parenting and now naming her spawn, she seems so loud and proud about her hillbilly upbringing. It's like she's experiencing a white girl's Will Smith Syndrome, or Jamie Foxxitis, wherein one acts like a normal human being for the early part of their career, then the second they are established start acting ghetto.

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If I close my eyes, it's like I'm right there, which is better than here. Four hundred pound woman still in reception area, talking loudly, in a nasally voice.

Wish K-Fag wouldn't bogart the joint.

LOLOL @ 80

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?! They're children, not fashion accessories! Give them their own identities, for the love of God! I know a girl whose last name is hyphenated (her mother iddn't take her father's last name)---which is fine, except that the girl's first name is HER MOTHER AND FATHER'S NAME. Her name is (father'sfirst)-(mother'sfirst) (motherslast)-(fatherslast). And no, it doesn't even sound like a real name. I want to hold Britney responsible for this travesty, but obviously her parents are to blame for the stupid.

Sean Preston is very cute, but he looks kind of...big, and not in a baby-fat way. What's he being fed?

I would've like it more if she named her Bennifer.

Isn't there anyone with the normal amount of chromosones in this girl's life to point out things like, do you know that if you name your daughter this she'll have the word JAIL in her name?

her fingers dont look too fat to wear a ring... hmph o.0

jailinn????? Will their next kids be named smokin and boozin?

That baby looks like he just came off of the set for "The Brood". Either that or he was competing in a Louie Andersen look-a-like contest.

God, what a nasty, fat and ugly pair Mommy and SP make. All babies are ugly, but this one is quite possibly THE UGLIEST one I have ever seen! It looks like it's got Downs Syndrome or something, with it's vacant, braindead expression. But what can we expect from such stellar examples of humanity like Shiatney and K-Tard? The REAL tragedy here is that nobody sterilized them, one ugly kid is bad, but two is just two too many! And Brit looks like a bloated cow. She'll NEVER get her body back, and even if she did, so what? What man in their right mind would want THAT? Can you imagine her and all that baggage? Would any man really want to put it where K-Tard has been before? *Shudders* She had an awesome life, and she fucked it up, just like an earlier poster said. Now NOBODY would want to be her, she's a fat, dirty, slovenly Beverly Hillbilly, and a HUGE (in so many ways) joke. Pathetic.

Oh, and Brit-Brit makes me want to rip out my uterus, douse it in gasoline, and set it afire. If THAT is what you end up looking like when you pop out a passel of crotch droppings, count me out! 25 years old and already ruined. No thank you, I think I'll keep my non-ruined body and leave the breeding to the people who actually WANT to ruin their lives, looks, and give up their freedom, money, and time for a shiatting, puking, screaming brat. Enjoy your life sentence in prison without any chance of parole, Brit! I wouldn't trade places with you for ALL the money in the world...being fat, miserable, married to a loser, and a mother isn't worth it!

to #20 when have u ever seens pics of sean P in a diaper and a t-shirt only? post them u freak

wow looking at this comments. everyone can make their comments but britney spears will get her body back and have a bigger comeback then madonna did with her last CD and thats a fact. i hope everyone here dies young and of heart attacks from being heavily over-weight.

loagun, and we all hope you die in a matter of minutes from choking on your own vomit, from being too lardlike for your stomach to contain any more food. Have fun! If you do croak, we will have plenty.

Get real. Her fans said the exact same thing when she was pregnant last time, and it never happened. No album. No regained body. She just got knocked up again and promptly got creepier, trashier and more unattractive. It'll probably happen again -- if there's any justice, it'll happen WHILE Shitney is promoting whatever garbage she puts out.

Even if she does "get her body back," she's totally embraced the white-trash trailer lifestyle, and everyone will remember her as a fat sow with Wal-mart clothing, the same sort we see stumping around cheap stores with a dozen howling kids.

Admit it. No matter how much you adore Britney, she will NEVER get her sex appeal back. She can tighten it up and relearn how to dance, but it won't change a thing. PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER, and nobody wants to get sexy music from someone like her.

Oh, and she's been off the pop landscape for so long that a comeback is unlikely. Mad Madge only had one low-selling album, and she didn't turn into a cow during that time, so it's hardly comparable. Additionally, she's bee catering to middle-aged housewives and gay men for years, whereas Bratney courted the teen crowd, who are far more fickle. They don't even REMEMBER HER.

The teenyboppers have moved on to other singers; half the kids at the VMAs were staring at her in confusion, like "Who is this trashy old lady?"


I think this is the first picture i've ever seen of Britney with Damien.

That's good, because starting in his early teens, he's probably going to be spending a lot of time… *in jail*. (rimshot)

Unless it's a girl, in which case just replace "in jail" with "stripping," but that doesn't make any sense.

Can you imagine it? The strip club is dark, then the red lights come on... a chunky stripper rises up onto the pole... "And here we have JAILYNN SPEARS!" And then the strains of "Baby One More Time" start to play...

My sister-in-law went to school with a girl named Millizone who had a daughter and named her Yessa-Nessa Vanessa Juliet (last name here)

Wasn't SP five months old when Britney got pregnant again? I thought he was... if that's the case, then she's going to have a C-section when she's only seven months so they can share a birthday?

Yoko Ono did that -- what a freak. I guess either Britney has been pregnant longer than that (are the ovaries even FUNCTIONING three months after birth?) or she's so dumb she can't remember more than one birthday.

Is it kevin who chose the first name? Because in jailynn, there is "Jail"! (lol!!!)

Or maybe by report with Angelina Joli, " gelin " who knows?
Anyway, but on every photo she it seems to go out of the welfare office... Very smart! lol

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3, 9, 22, 28, possibly others -- My brother and I (three years apart) were both born on October 16. Don't want to sound like a mope, but it does kind of suck. It's like a second Christmas-- nice, but you have to share the money and the attention with your sibling.

Anyway, I have to second someone else said: He's angry looking because he was dealt a shitty hand, parent-wise.

"Jailbait" seems like the appropriate nickname.

So where are all of the SP defenders? I recall last time when some of us commented on his demented looks we were assailed as child haters and envious fanboys. Now it's undeniable how fucked up this baby is. I mean, I've heard of baby fat, but SP looks like he was poured into that outfit by his father, Satan.

On the plus side, Britney has permanently doomed her career by having a second child. It took way too long to happen, but her days as a "performer" are finally over.

Damn, I am loving this. What a horrible name....the hair dye must have went to her head. And of course her daughter will not be on her way to fatness for life like that poor son is heading. She's going to be recruited into the Spears factory of pole dancing for fun and profit. Ah, I can see the Christmas when Jailynn comes into womanhood and fights baby daddy K-Fed for her present-her first pack of smokes.
Let's just add her to the Celeb Kid Anonymous group:
1) Jailynn
2) Moderator Francis Bean
3) Shakira, er, I mean Zahara Jolie
4) Lourdes Ciccone (who refuses to participate, mummy said do not associate with the unwashed masses)
5) Sean Preston Spears (usually too intoxicated and hungry to add much)
6) Suri Cruise (doesn't talk because mom said it's not nice to interrupt anyone, or make eye contact)

Finally, someone mentioned the real reason for the birthdays to be on the same day. I mean do you really expect Brittany to remember 2 different dates?? Her mental capacity isn't equipped for such a thing.

SP is fat. Not PHat, just fat. He's going to be like one of the those babies on Maury that's 2 years old and weighs as much as a 10 year old! Look at those cankles! He's already got cellulite.

Note to Britney: Cheetos. Taste good? Yes. Healthy for baby? Not so much.

@110: I feel ya, sort of. My birthday is three days before Christmas. It doesn't bother me as much anymore but when I was younger it'd kind of upset me that relatives would give me 10 dollars total for my birthday and Christmas yet my three brothers would get 10 dollars for Christmas and then 10 for their birthday. I know the holidays are expensive, but I have FEELINGS :( But I'm over it, I SWEAR.. Yeah.


Also, on SP being a little chubby... I've seen very chubby babies.. I was a pudgy little thing and I'm at a very normal weight now :) It just takes a while for some kids to outgrow their fat, plus is he even a year old yet?

It's so heartwarming to see Britney finally show her true, natural, boot-black hair rather than that fakey blonde stuff.

That 'family' is a world-class trainwreck.

You can take the girl out of the trailer trash, but you can't take the trailer trash out of the girl.

Okay - didn't I read somewhere that this baby isn't due until October?

Am I the only one here disturbed about the fact that she's having a c-section one month before the baby's actually due to be born just so she doesn't have to remember 2 birthdays?

Perhaps her doctor hasn't told her that premature delivery (even by only a month) isn't healthy for a baby? She could be forcing the baby to be born before lung development is complete, and before the sucking reflex has matured.

BTW... Sean Preston is not obese. Babies are supposed to be chubby, and don't start losing the weight until they're walking (which many don't start until well after their first birthdays). It's the skinny weird looking kids who freak me out.

It was a baby boy born today anyway, so we don't have to worry about the stupid name Jailynn. Hopefully she will go with something just as normal again as Sean Preston, and not something food related (ex: Apple, Coco) or anything just plain stupid (ex: Pilot Inspektor, Dweezil, Fifi Trixiebelle etc).

What a Ugly mummy?

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