Pants! I don't believe she has the IQ to hack anything

Wouldn't need IQ if the phone service is stupid enough to use caller ID as the only requirement for letting someone in. Like most cell services ...

while i can understand how "box" and "paris" can be a distinct connectable association.. were i the stingy boss of spoofcard i'd be slamming a two by four with a nail in it across the head of the techie who'd design a product hackable by someone of paris' limited mental capacity.. her fake caller id probably comes up "skanktastical".. or shows a pic of her crotch.. ewwww...

Is it possible to digitally transfer herpes? just wondering...

http://www.celebslam.com

If she really did do this, what is her deal. I mean this kind of shit is Middle School crap. She is either bored or jealous of Lindsey. Paris needs to grow up, move on and get a life! Geees!!

Paris Hilton hacks a phone? pssh....the only thing she can hack is being a whore...more whore behavior at http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com

I think the monkey has a better chance...

If this was 10 years ago, the headline would have read: Paris Hilton Loses Virginity For Being Slut.

All that money and fame and when it comes down to it, she's nothing more than a catty, petty bitch with too much time on her hands.
When Lohan sues, I wonder if the paperwork will look: "Ms. Lindsay Lohan going forward will be referred to as Firecrotch."

Obviously Paris has been "hacked" once or twice - the whole free world has seen her gash.

Paris is a terrorist!

Shit!! There goes my hacking weekend.

Does Paris look different? Skin Peel maybe? But her face looks wider or something.......
looks older now. So now when she calls me I guess her name and number will display and I won't answer............

I'm not surprised. Paris Hilton's free of responsibility & has been unfairly rich all her life, so she's about as mature as a chocolate shake from Mc Donalds. Life's all about being stupid for her, I guess.

http://www.foxyones.net/

TO THE EDITOR:
on behalf of the intelligent people of the earth, i have to implore you to stop posting articles about Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. Don't you realise that if you stop feeding the fire- they have no other choice but to crawl back into thier mole hole (which as i understand it is hidden deep inside Bea Arthur's cootch where no man dare go), and we will finally be free.
Look, am i the only person who is absolutely sick of having to be subjected to these talentless skanks everywhere i turn?
Dear, sweet editors- PLEASE- heed the words of your wise momma's....
If you ignore them, then they will go away.

A little part of me dies knowing that i am posting under that talentless rube's photo... but heres the thing...

You figure that there are at least 50 people visiting this site who apparently feel the same as us (see above) and im sure we arent alone- we just arent organized...

If we all express our distain, and back it with action (ie, not visiting these sites...or even better, writing to their advertisers) eventually one by one the media machine that created these women will have to bury them as well.

So folks do a little something for yourself and for the poor generation of little kids who have only these itomitons to look up to. Instead of knocking Paris for having hepres and being a no talent whore... when you post- demand the removal of her from your site (note- if the advertisers are gearing things to you the reader, and the editiors are trying to keep you around- it is YOUR site). Before long the idea will catch on who knows, maybe one day we can even get OUR old MTV back too.

What is it with this bimbo and her tacky accessories? this gigantic heart ring, the red earrings in the other post today--she's got money but yet she gets all of her accessories from Claire's in the mall.

the whole point of this site is to make fun of celebrities

deciding not to write about a specific topic because it may influence something negative, like paris hilton, will totally make the site gay

you either go all the way, or not go at all

I can't imagine finding anything remotely interesting on lohan's phone. all her contacts are the same as anyone else's in hollywood, and all of her text messages are probably along the lines of "omG i Sooo durnk ahasdkjhdkjkf Paires suxors!"

When I read the disgusting posts on this website, I cry. I cry for humanity, I cry for Jesus and all the unborn children, mostly I cry for you. God Bless America.

#19 - You have been reported for being a crying namby-pamby. REPORTED!

Edna, let's clean-up the goddamn, fucking internet. One dirty motherfucking site at a time. We're going to get this shit lookin' good. I'll even let you stay here because we love assholes.

#19-let's cut out the dramatics! I go to church and love Jesus, but this isn't a site to be religious on. If anything, this site makes me thank God that I was born to a family that taught me to keep myself covered, not to hack people's phones, and to be intelligent.

Making fun of celebs is awesome!

I'm surprised Superfish hasn't reported on Paris auctioning off her bed for $1,200.

Edna: Jesus hates assholes. And Jesus hates criers. So stop it! There's no crying in religious fanaticism! Stop it! Stiff upper lip.

@17- I totally agree with you except on one thing.
You said' "will totally make the site gay"

It should be worded, "will totally make the site gayer"

This site is already gay (and superficial)

*** Lets Go METS ***

This article is about as interesting as a cardboard box.

now where the hell is that bubble wrap?

I "accidentally" hacked Hohan's voice box last month and there was only one saved message:

Par, uh, I mean Lindsey, it's me, Fez. Just wanted to let you know that I had a fantastic time fucking you last night. Just wanted to call because there's a rumor that Paris has super-herpes, and I banged her the night before you. You might want to get that checked out before someone starts calling you Fire-crotch or something stoopid like that. Peace out Ho.

Jacq,

How have those sugar-tits been lately?

"...oh yeah, I stuck all four fingers as well and then started to spread my fingers out like this..." (reference gesture in photo)

@25, yup, as interesting as a cardboard box. With a unicorn in it! I love Paris Hilton!

I so want to bang her. With a hammer.

Sorry but, I just can't picure Paris hacking ANYTHING that's not spooge lodged in her fetid, cocksucking throat.

#27 - High and firm - just like you like 'em! Oh, and ENORMOUS!

C'mon which company would just outright publize all this "news". Great marketing stunt!

http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton/1/c/1751/

Oh shit! It looks like she's screaming "WEEEEESSTSSSSIIIIDEEE!!!!!". Maybe she just saw a Black person.

I have NO idea whos side to take in this fight.

You have
1. Paris Hilton, a talantless waste of space who inherited her D-List actress mothers low class slutty attitude and inability to behave properly no matter WHAT the situation.
or you have
2. Lindsay Lohan, a used up cokehead Skank who is being forced to live out her mother, the failed rockette's dream of fame and stardom, all the while increasing the incidence of Syphilis wherever she appears.

How the hell can I choose between those?!?!?

Paris may not have the intelligence to hack but she has the money to pay someone to hack for her or show her shortcuts.

Another possibility is that she may just know Lohan's 4 digit voicemail password. Or she keeps figuring it out.

Doesn't take much. All you do is call Lohan, get her voicemail, press # and the 4 digit password and you're in. Private access to do all the regular things you would do with your own voicemail.

Oh and BTW...

Paris saying: "West Edmonton Mall!!!!!" \m/

If I had to choose a side, I'd have to choose the side of an extremely powerful venereal disease to overcome both of them.

36. Blohan probably told her the number when they were 'friends' and is probably too dumb to know how to change it. Or maybe Hohan is so desperate for people to care about her she shouts her access code to random people in public. Who knows.

Maybe it's the message when you call her "Hi, this is Lindsay, please, please leave me a message, even if you called me by accident, oh and to access my voicemail dial 666 and hear all the other famous people leaving me messages" followed of course by Hohan calling herself doing bad impersonations of other people.

Do you think maybe we can stop talking about Paris Hilton because she's the world's biggest waste of a good placenta? Yes? Good.

First!

Very nice Skip. Very nice.

Gotta ask the question since I'm new on here... this edna person. Who the hell does edna "Report" people too? Is Edna for real
? Does Edna really think that everyone here cares about what some diehard christian thinks? And will she report me for saying I think that religion is a load of BS made up by humans when they realised their own mortality or saw things they couldn't explain (Fire ect). It sounds way to out there to be real, and just for the record, I actually thought this thread was pretty damn clean up to where she commented.

I don't know if anyone's said this yet, so pardon me if I repeat, but...

That's probably got to be the only instance of "unauthorized access" to Lindsay's "box".

Well hello, Edna.

@19 Hey Edna, we're all pretty much fucked...including your pastor. God, he's hung like a horse. Didn't you hear me choking on his schlong during the sermon last Sunday??

Amen Edna. Jesus loves the Superficial, I see signs of stigmata all over the site. And burning bushes.

This couldn't be a publicity stunt: "Look! We've got a really great system that can be hacked into by howler monkeys with no opposable thumbs and rheumy eyes! Sign up here... if you can write your own name."

how old is paris? 24 or 25? and she is messing with a 20 year old lindsey lohan. she must be bored to be so pathetic. i mean we can all hate lindsey lohan in unison but i don't want to actively take time to buy a caller id blocker and leave a ton o' messages. i guess it's just me.

47--tee hee you said burning bushes. is that like firecrotches?

HAHA= freak