August 18, 2006
Nicky Hilton previews Nicky O
Nicky Hilton previewed her Nicky O South Beach Hotel yesterday with a few drawings and collages she put together. And when all her investers declare bankruptcy a year from now they're gonna look back and wonder why they put all their money to back a proposal that looks like something an 8-year made for their mom. You don't build a hotel around this. You tape it to the fridge and hand somebody a gold star.
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Comments
1. Posted by Onrico on August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
"My parents are rich, so I must be smart"
2. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
Poor poor Hilton family...so many failures...
http://www.10pennypixel.com
3. Posted by endometriorama on August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
heatherette? i thought that was amanda lepore's thing. anyway, it's ugly.
4. Posted by Onrico on August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
"My parents are rich, so I must be smart"
5. Posted by endometriorama on August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
heatherette? i thought that was amanda lepore's thing. anyway, it's ugly.
6. Posted by Fugurself on August 18, 2006 3:26 PM
Just another cumdumpster
7. Posted by Fugurself on August 18, 2006 3:26 PM
Just another cumdumpster
8. Posted by mada on August 18, 2006 3:26 PM
It looks a little too much like she was scrapping together parts of magazines. Yet, in the third shot, I am quite surprised that she even accomplished perspective. It actually looks like a hotel room, and I don't think an 8 year old could do that. It definitely shows that she's the Hilton sister with slightly more talent.
9. Posted by can't help myself on August 18, 2006 3:27 PM
Did someone tell this lump she was pretty at some point? GAAAAAAAAAH that SHIRT THING is killing me.
10. Posted by Solo on August 18, 2006 3:27 PM
First thank you in my first comment.
But atleast she is trying to do something, not like her sister running around parading her armpits
11. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 3:27 PM
What in the FUCK is THAT in the green shirt? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!!
12. Posted by lohanjob on August 18, 2006 3:28 PM
those drawings remind me of the site where the guy critques his coworkers' kids' artwork. 'I've never seen a fire engine that needed to be shaved. Terrible'
13. Posted by Solo on August 18, 2006 3:28 PM
First thank you in my first comment.
But atleast she is trying to do something, not like her sister running around parading her armpits
14. Posted by trampstar on August 18, 2006 3:28 PM
Remind me.. The Hilton sisters are famous again...*why*?!? Everyone-- Just stop looking at them, and maybe they'll go away.
15. Posted by SLipman407 on August 18, 2006 3:29 PM
is she looking a little hefty or is it just me?
16. Posted by trampstar on August 18, 2006 3:29 PM
Remind me.. The Hilton sisters are famous again...*why*?!? Everyone-- Just stop looking at them, and maybe they'll go away.
17. Posted by lohanjob on August 18, 2006 3:29 PM
Those drawings remind me of the site where that guy critiques his coworkers' kids' art projects. "I've never seen a fire engine that needed to be shaved. Terrible."
18. Posted by SLipman407 on August 18, 2006 3:30 PM
is she looking a little hefty?
19. Posted by Solo on August 18, 2006 3:30 PM
Something is wrong with comments?
Is it this where i say FIRST? =\
20. Posted by mada on August 18, 2006 3:31 PM
It looks a little too much like she was scrapping together parts of magazines. Yet, in the third shot, I am quite surprised that she even accomplished perspective. It actually looks like a hotel room, and I don't think an 8 year old could do that. It definitely shows that she's the Hilton sister with slightly more talent.
21. Posted by danielle on August 18, 2006 3:31 PM
first?
22. Posted by danielle on August 18, 2006 3:32 PM
who cares about the lesser infested hilton?
23. Posted by can't help myself on August 18, 2006 3:32 PM
is the whole hotel going to be bedazzled like that guy's shirt?
24. Posted by tits_on_snack on August 18, 2006 3:32 PM
I thought she had at least gone to school. And by school, I mean college, not kindergarten. And what's with the female-to-male post-op chemotherapy patient?
I'm confused.
I can't wait to see the pink playdough shoebox diarama of what the hotel's restauruant will look like.
25. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:33 PM
first?
26. Posted by tits_on_snack on August 18, 2006 3:33 PM
I thought she had at least gone to school. And by school, I mean college, not kindergarten. And what's with the female-to-male post-op chemotherapy patient?
I'm confused.
I can't wait to see the pink playdough shoebox diarama of what the hotel's restauruant will look like.
27. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 3:33 PM
Who is that...ummmm...person in the shot with her? Is a gender-neutral dwarf the new small-dog-accessory replacement?
28. Posted by PunjabPete on August 18, 2006 3:33 PM
YOu have got to be shitting me...
COnstruction paper and markers... High art...
Hiltons must die...
29. Posted by Jennyface on August 18, 2006 3:33 PM
FIrst
30. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
first?
31. Posted by tits_on_snack on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
I thought she had at least gone to school. And by school, I mean college, not kindergarten. And what's with the female-to-male post-op chemotherapy patient?
I'm confused.
I can't wait to see the pink playdough shoebox diarama of what the hotel's restauruant will look like.
32. Posted by kr8ie on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
Her shoes are awesome!
Her drawings suck. I made collages like that for grade 6 art class.
33. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
Who is that...ummmm...person in the shot with her? Is a gender-neutral dwarf the new small-dog-accessory replacement?
34. Posted by Benny on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
God who gives a fuck about this.......First bitches
35. Posted by kr8ie on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
Her shoes are awesome!
36. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
Who is that...ummmm...person in the shot with her? Is a gender-neutral dwarf the new small-dog-accessory replacement?
37. Posted by Jennyface on August 18, 2006 3:34 PM
First!
38. Posted by Benny on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
Who gives a shit about this.....first
39. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
first?
40. Posted by Morph on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
first bitches...
41. Posted by kr8ie on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
Her shoes are awesome!
42. Posted by kr8ie on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
Her shoes are awesome!
43. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
first?
44. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
First!
45. Posted by Morph on August 18, 2006 3:35 PM
First!!!
46. Posted by Redpac on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
Does each room come with a welcom basket of Penicillin?
First?
47. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
Is a gender-neutral dwarf the hot new accessory for fall?
48. Posted by Redpac on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
Does each room come with a welcome basket of Penicillin?
First?
49. Posted by KatMac on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
What the hell is that thing beside her?
P.S. - First?
50. Posted by Morph on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
1SSSST
51. Posted by lohanjob on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
Those drawings remind me of the site where that guy critiques his coworkers' kids' artwork. "I've never seen a fire engine that needed to be shaved. Terrible"
52. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
Is a gender-neutral dwarf the hot new accessory for fall?
53. Posted by Sprklchick on August 18, 2006 3:36 PM
Who the heck is that person standing next to her?
54. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:37 PM
First!
55. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:37 PM
First!
56. Posted by Sprklchick on August 18, 2006 3:38 PM
Who the heck is that person standing next to her?
57. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 3:38 PM
Forst!
58. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 3:38 PM
Forst!
59. Posted by yasmin3000y on August 18, 2006 3:38 PM
WOW SO I GUESS SHES AND PARIS ARE STILL ON THE SAME LEVEL; I JUST THOUGHT SHE MIGHT BE A BIT HIGHER UP
60. Posted by Nicole Lynn on August 18, 2006 3:39 PM
It looks like a 3rd grade art project
61. Posted by yasmin3000y on August 18, 2006 3:39 PM
WOW SO I GUESS SHE AND PARIS ARE STILL ON THE SAME LEVEL; I JUST THOUGHT SHE MIGHT BE A BIT HIGHER UP: BOTH OF THEM SUCK
POSSIBLY ON THE SAME DICK
62. Posted by yasmin3000y on August 18, 2006 3:40 PM
WOW SO I GUESS SHE AND PARIS ARE STILL ON THE SAME LEVEL; I JUST THOUGHT SHE MIGHT BE A BIT HIGHER UP: BOTH OF THEM SUCK
POSSIBLY ON THE SAME DICK
63. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 3:40 PM
Forst!
64. Posted by yasmin3000y on August 18, 2006 3:41 PM
WOW SO I GUESS SHE AND PARIS ARE STILL ON THE SAME LEVEL; I JUST THOUGHT SHE MIGHT BE A BIT HIGHER UP: BOTH OF THEM SUCK
POSSIBLY ON THE SAME DICK
65. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 18, 2006 3:41 PM
Nice to see that talent evades all members of this family.
66. Posted by Fugurself on August 18, 2006 3:41 PM
what the hell is she thinking? that she is in some primary school art class?
67. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 18, 2006 3:41 PM
I've built better structures out of legos
http://www.celebslam.com
68. Posted by krisdylee on August 18, 2006 3:42 PM
She's an ugly girl.
69. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 3:42 PM
Forst!
70. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 18, 2006 3:42 PM
Nice to see that talent evades all members of this family. Looks like a 3rd grade science fair.
71. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 3:42 PM
Forst!
72. Posted by travis-160 on August 18, 2006 3:43 PM
Who's the weirdo standing beside Nicky? I can't even tell if it's a man or a woman. It's totally freaking me out.
73. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 18, 2006 3:43 PM
FIRST!!! - Looks like a shit hole!
74. Posted by notmeganharris on August 18, 2006 3:44 PM
What is that standing with her? The thing in the green shirt?
75. Posted by katfacewoman on August 18, 2006 3:44 PM
First...but that's because no one else care's enough about Nicky Hilton's ho-tell!
Boring!!!
76. Posted by krisdylee on August 18, 2006 3:44 PM
She's an ugly girl.
77. Posted by Gordo69 on August 18, 2006 3:46 PM
Silly Hiltons....
78. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 18, 2006 3:47 PM
Nice to see that talent evades all members of this family. Looks like a 3rd grade science fair.
79. Posted by SuburbanCowboy on August 18, 2006 3:47 PM
What the hell is that thing in green standing next to her? Male? Female? Mutant? It looks like Macaulay Calkin in drag.
The boards in the last two pictures look professional, but the first two? WTF? I think she needed to add some pictures of kittens, some glitter, and some elbow macaroni. Definitely glue on some elbow macaroni.
80. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:47 PM
First!
81. Posted by Karen on August 18, 2006 3:47 PM
I actually like Nicky =/
82. Posted by SuburbanCowboy on August 18, 2006 3:48 PM
What the hell is that thing in green standing next to her? Male? Female? Mutant? It looks like Macaulay Calkin in drag.
The boards in the last two pictures look professional, but the first two? WTF? I think she needed to add some pictures of kittens, some glitter, and some elbow macaroni. Definitely glue on some elbow macaroni.
83. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 3:48 PM
And it's great to see that the server for this website has its shit together *rolls eyes*
84. Posted by SuburbanCowboy on August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
What the hell is that thing in green standing next to her? Male? Female? Mutant? It looks like Macaulay Calkin in drag.
The boards in the last two pictures look professional, but the first two? WTF? I think she needed to add some pictures of kittens, some glitter, and some elbow macaroni. Definitely glue on some elbow macaroni.
85. Posted by Celetina on August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
It's like a Barbie Dream House actually built by a plastic Barbie.
86. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
First!!!
87. Posted by Nameless on August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
First! =D
88. Posted by Darwina on August 18, 2006 3:49 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GREEN THING
89. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
First!!!
90. Posted by Aeon on August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
This is so so so sad. Look at that freak next to her....what the fuck.
Also....FIRST!
91. Posted by kat on August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
first?!
92. Posted by Nameless on August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
Must I say, she makes my eight year old neice seem like Van Gogh.
93. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:50 PM
First!!!
94. Posted by Celetina on August 18, 2006 3:51 PM
Also, who is the utterly terrifying creature beside her? It's got (small, but still) tits, but that is a face even a mother would abort.
95. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:51 PM
First!!!
96. Posted by Aeon on August 18, 2006 3:51 PM
This is so so so sad. And look at that freak next to her!!
Also....FIRST.
97. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:51 PM
First!!!
98. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
First, fuckers!
99. Posted by kat on August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
first?!
100. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:52 PM
First, fuckers!
101. Posted by Aeon on August 18, 2006 3:53 PM
ssfasdfsafaf
102. Posted by spazeman on August 18, 2006 3:53 PM
What the hell is that thing next to her?
103. Posted by Karen Rani on August 18, 2006 3:53 PM
What is that thing next to her?
104. Posted by spazeman on August 18, 2006 3:54 PM
What the hell is that thing next to her?
105. Posted by Nameless on August 18, 2006 3:54 PM
She makes my eight year old neice's art look like it's by Van Gogh.
WTF is the purpose of these Hiltons?
106. Posted by SuburbanCowboy on August 18, 2006 3:54 PM
What the hell is that thing in green standing next to her? Male? Female? Mutant? It looks like Macaulay Calkin in drag.
The boards in the last two pictures look professional, but the first two? WTF? I think she needed to add some pictures of kittens, some glitter, and some elbow macaroni. Definitely glue on some elbow macaroni.
107. Posted by Karen Rani on August 18, 2006 3:55 PM
What is that thing next to her?
108. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:55 PM
First!!!
109. Posted by JoBOO on August 18, 2006 3:55 PM
FIRST!!!!!
i'D HIT THAT REPEATEDLY!!
110. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 18, 2006 3:55 PM
I've built better structures out of legos
http://www.celebslam.com
111. Posted by JoBOO on August 18, 2006 3:55 PM
First!!!!
I'd hit that, repeatedly!!!!
112. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:55 PM
First!!!
113. Posted by ZoomBoy on August 18, 2006 3:56 PM
Who's the ugly guy beside her?
114. Posted by caffeineninja on August 18, 2006 3:56 PM
first post.
nicky hilton is a dumb whore.
http://www.livejasmin69.com
115. Posted by JoBOO on August 18, 2006 3:56 PM
First!!!!
I'd hit that, repeatedly!!!!
116. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:56 PM
First!!!
117. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:56 PM
First!!!
118. Posted by caffeineninja on August 18, 2006 3:56 PM
first post.
nicky hilton is a dumb whore.
http://www.livejasmin69.com
119. Posted by Quiggie on August 18, 2006 3:57 PM
hmmmm...Am I actually first. Wow
120. Posted by caffeineninja on August 18, 2006 3:57 PM
first post.
nicky hilton is a dumb whore.
http://www.livejasmin69.com
121. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 3:57 PM
First!!!
122. Posted by Raebees on August 18, 2006 3:57 PM
First.
Is that a man or a women standing next to Nikki?
123. Posted by caffeineninja on August 18, 2006 3:58 PM
first post.
nicky hilton is a dumb whore.
http://www.livejasmin69.com
124. Posted by Darwina on August 18, 2006 3:58 PM
Uh. What IS that green thing?
125. Posted by JessLovesIt on August 18, 2006 3:58 PM
well this is sad
126. Posted by sarcasmus on August 18, 2006 3:59 PM
what the fuck is under the red hat?
127. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 3:59 PM
Forst!
128. Posted by caffeineninja on August 18, 2006 3:59 PM
first post.
nicky hilton is a dumb whore.
http://www.livejasmin69.com
129. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on August 18, 2006 4:00 PM
Maybe with the money she saved on her new refrigerator decoration, she can afford to get her hair dyed. Nice roots.
130. Posted by sudsbuddy on August 18, 2006 4:00 PM
What's up with the "person" in the green shirt? Is that a dude or chick?
131. Posted by sarcasmus on August 18, 2006 4:00 PM
what the fuck is under the red hat?
132. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 4:00 PM
Frost!
133. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 4:00 PM
I think the 3rd picture isn't too bad. Conceptually you can see pretty much what she wants it to look like. Granted it's not the best drawing I've ever seen but if she's not naturally an artist and she drew that I think that's pretty good. At least she's not a total waste of oxygen like her sister!
134. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
First, you pussies!
135. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
I think the 3rd picture isn't too bad. Conceptually you can see pretty much what she wants it to look like. Granted it's not the best drawing I've ever seen but if she's not naturally an artist and she drew that I think that's pretty good. At least she's not a total waste of oxygen like her sister!
136. Posted by sarcasmus on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
what the fuck is under the red hat?
137. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
Frost!
138. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
I think the 3rd picture isn't too bad. Conceptually you can see pretty much what she wants it to look like. Granted it's not the best drawing I've ever seen but if she's not naturally an artist and she drew that I think that's pretty good. At least she's not a total waste of oxygen like her sister!
139. Posted by Quiggie on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
Am I actually first! WOW
140. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on August 18, 2006 4:01 PM
Maybe with the money she saved on making her new refrigerator decoration with Justin Timberlake's gay twin brother, she can afford to get those roots touched up.
141. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 4:02 PM
I think the 3rd picture isn't too bad. Conceptually you can see pretty much what she wants it to look like. Granted it's not the best drawing I've ever seen but if she's not naturally an artist and she drew that I think that's pretty good. At least she's not a total waste of oxygen like her sister!
142. Posted by fearsarewishes on August 18, 2006 4:02 PM
OK, clearly she is a moron. But where are her handlers? This project is doomed.
143. Posted by sjb16 on August 18, 2006 4:03 PM
I think the 3rd picture isn't too bad. Conceptually you can see pretty much what she wants it to look like. Granted it's not the best drawing I've ever seen but if she's not naturally an artist and she drew that I think that's pretty good. At least she's not a total waste of oxygen like her sister!
144. Posted by fearsarewishes on August 18, 2006 4:03 PM
OK, clearly she is a moron. But where are her handlers? This project is doomed.
145. Posted by sudsbuddy on August 18, 2006 4:04 PM
What's up with the person in the green shirt? Is that a dude or chick? Oh yeah, it's spelled "investors"...
146. Posted by caffeineninja on August 18, 2006 4:05 PM
Nicky Hilton needs to be shot. She's just a spoiled rich whore.
http://www.livejasmin69.com
147. Posted by I_hate_you on August 18, 2006 4:05 PM
WTF is going on with the leprechaun in the green shirt????
148. Posted by triplexlamb on August 18, 2006 4:05 PM
FIRST!!!! and first comment ever on this site, wooo!
149. Posted by I_hate_you on August 18, 2006 4:06 PM
WTF is going on with the leprechaun in the green shirt????
Is that a guy or a girl?
150. Posted by triplexlamb on August 18, 2006 4:06 PM
first
151. Posted by Tanor on August 18, 2006 4:07 PM
It's still more productive work than whatever Paris Hilton is donig.
http://www.BadBreakups.net
152. Posted by rolson on August 18, 2006 4:08 PM
First, you bunch of pussies!
153. Posted by Pizzikatie on August 18, 2006 4:09 PM
It looks like the posterboard for my 2nd grade science project.
154. Posted by I'mBored on August 18, 2006 4:10 PM
The guy beside her scares me. (ps:FIRST) buahahaha.
155. Posted by I'mBored on August 18, 2006 4:11 PM
The guy beside her scares me. (ps:FIRST) buahahaha.
156. Posted by dirtysparks on August 18, 2006 4:11 PM
Firsties.
At least she's not a stupid bitch....oh wait, yeah she is.
157. Posted by I_hate_you on August 18, 2006 4:11 PM
What the hell is with the leprechaun in the green shirt?
158. Posted by dirtysparks on August 18, 2006 4:12 PM
Firsties.
At least she's not a stupid bitch....oh wait, yeah she is.
159. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:12 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
160. Posted by dirtysparks on August 18, 2006 4:12 PM
Firsties.
At least she's not a stupid bitch....oh wait, yeah she is.
161. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:12 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
162. Posted by dirtysparks on August 18, 2006 4:12 PM
Firsties.
At least she's not a stupid bitch....oh wait, yeah she is.
163. Posted by janessa on August 18, 2006 4:13 PM
What is that thing standing next to her? Girl? Boy? Androgynous elf? Ewwww, either way.
164. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:13 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
165. Posted by hercjm on August 18, 2006 4:13 PM
You know, I don't care how stupid her idea is, or how bad her presentation is, it's just nice to see a Hilton making an effort to do something besides being a professional whore. But anyone who gives her money to do it should be shot.
166. Posted by beesknees on August 18, 2006 4:13 PM
Wow. That's really, really crap. Who thought Nicky would be the less-talented Hilton sister?
167. Posted by tundra on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
I don't believe you can refer to something as a "preview" unless it contains actual specifics.
Where the hell is my sears catalogue? I'm gonna throw a few cutouts from that on some colored paper and take my "business plan" down to the bank and see how far I get...
168. Posted by Diana on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
No crotch shot? I thought she was a Hilton.
I better check hell with a winter coat on. Must be frozen over.
169. Posted by Pizzikatie on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
It looks like the posterboard for my 2nd grade science project.
170. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
171. Posted by dirtysparks on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
Firsties.
At least she's not a stupid bitch....oh wait, yeah she is.
172. Posted by stevie is a girls name on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
stupid
173. Posted by beesknees on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
Wow. That's really, really crap. Who thought Nicky would be the less-talented Hilton sister?
174. Posted by I'mBored on August 18, 2006 4:14 PM
the guy beside her scares me. (ps: first!) buahahaha.
175. Posted by fierce on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
YAY
176. Posted by pinky_nip on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
I put more detail into shaving my pubic region than this chick does in designing a hotel.
177. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
178. Posted by tundra on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
I don't believe you can refer to something as a "preview" unless it contains actual specifics.
Where the hell is my sears catalogue? I'm gonna throw a few cutouts from that on some colored paper and take my "business plan" down to the bank and see how far I get...
179. Posted by dirtysparks on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
Firsties.
At least she's not a stupid bitch....oh wait, yeah she is.
180. Posted by fierce on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
Is there something wrong? I can't post any comments. T___T
181. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:15 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
182. Posted by happy_bunny on August 18, 2006 4:16 PM
Huh. is there a plan for something in there somewhere? That looks like a friendship collage I would have done in the 3rd grade - just put some glitter or elbow macaroni on it.
Imagine if Paris tried to develop a hotel though. oh, Jeebus.
183. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:16 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
184. Posted by fierce on August 18, 2006 4:16 PM
Is there something wrong? I can't post any comments. T___T
185. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:16 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
186. Posted by iam getting help on August 18, 2006 4:16 PM
first!!!
187. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:17 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
188. Posted by stevie is a girls name on August 18, 2006 4:17 PM
What a dumbass. I bet the first guests will be Miss. Raggedy Anne and Mr. T. Bear. Delusional spoiled rich nitwit.
189. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:17 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
190. Posted by bond on August 18, 2006 4:17 PM
i've never seen her wearing that many clothes before.
191. Posted by iam getting help on August 18, 2006 4:17 PM
first!!
suck on that!
192. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:18 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
193. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:18 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
194. Posted by tundra on August 18, 2006 4:18 PM
.
195. Posted by bond on August 18, 2006 4:18 PM
i've never seen her wear that many clothes before.
196. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:18 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
197. Posted by Rimmer on August 18, 2006 4:19 PM
Who the fuck is that martian next to her. Looks like a guru that put her up to these kindergarten drawings.
198. Posted by reenie11 on August 18, 2006 4:20 PM
and she's the smart one.
199. Posted by songofkali on August 18, 2006 4:20 PM
Is that a guy, a girl, or a hemaphrodite in the green?
200. Posted by mrs.t on August 18, 2006 4:21 PM
Is a gender-neutral dwarf the must-have accessory for fall?
201. Posted by fierce on August 18, 2006 4:21 PM
I think something is wrong with movable type.
202. Posted by woopwoop on August 18, 2006 4:21 PM
I'm sure the investors were 'pursuaded' by her father to "take full advantage of this wonderful opportunity"
203. Posted by songofkali on August 18, 2006 4:21 PM
Is that a guy, a girl, or a hermaphrodite in the green?
204. Posted by amaritimer on August 18, 2006 4:22 PM
at least she isn't quite a useless as her cunt of a sister...
205. Posted by amaritimer on August 18, 2006 4:22 PM
at least she isn't quite a useless as her cunt of a sister...
206. Posted by PunjabPete on August 18, 2006 4:22 PM
Expected to truly impress the investors, her macaroni and elmers glue models...
207. Posted by jamiew on August 18, 2006 4:23 PM
They own the Waldorf aswell:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/01/18/hilton-launches-new-brand/
208. Posted by tundra on August 18, 2006 4:23 PM
"Read-only file system"? What a stupid error to get on a post. Did Nicky Hilton design this site? (with cutouts of pictures of computers from the Best Buy catalogue on colored paper, of course).
Turn off the "read-only" restriction and let me say my piece bitches ;)
209. Posted by mada on August 18, 2006 4:24 PM
It looks a little too much like she was scrapping together parts of magazines. Yet, in the third shot, I am quite surprised that she even accomplished perspective. It actually looks like a hotel room, and I don't think an 8 year old could do that. It definitely shows that she's the Hilton sister with slightly more talent.
210. Posted by woopwoop on August 18, 2006 4:32 PM
Yes but will her sisters movie be available on the hotels on demand porn?
211. Posted by mada on August 18, 2006 4:32 PM
It looks a little too much like she was scrapping together parts of magazines. Yet, in the third shot, I am quite surprised that she even accomplished perspective. It actually looks like a hotel room, and I don't think an 8 year old could do that. It definitely shows that she's the Hilton sister with slightly more talent.
212. Posted by Alacran on August 18, 2006 4:33 PM
Does the O mean orgasm, you get nicky to blow you or something, nice!
213. Posted by ZombieSushi on August 18, 2006 4:40 PM
That "girl" standing next to her is fuckin' menacing.
214. Posted by Binky on August 18, 2006 4:43 PM
Why is Bryan Adams there without his guitar ?
215. Posted by tundra on August 18, 2006 4:48 PM
the only thing funnier than Nicky's drawrings are the 298 postings of "first" that are nowhere close!
I apologise profusely to the staff at the superficial, that "read-write" error is the shit!
P.s. - "first?" still looks dumb.
216. Posted by sometimesboy on August 18, 2006 4:52 PM
it looks like nicky also took over the duties for screening all the comment posts...she did an excellent job...
all you 'first' douchebags...why won't one of you be the first to get a life...
as for the guy in the green shirt...it's nice to see that 'saved by the bells' Mark Paul Gosselaar finally butched up...
217. Posted by jamiew on August 18, 2006 4:52 PM
They own the Waldorf aswell http://www.sybarites.org/2006/01/18/hilton-launches-new-brand/
218. Posted by beifiori on August 18, 2006 4:52 PM
The proposed name itself is stupid and unimaginative. but, the money she's blowing on it is like pocket change to her. who knows though, maybe it will work, i'm just stumped on the name thing...
219. Posted by tits_on_snack on August 18, 2006 4:56 PM
I dig how there are like 200 responses and people are still shitting their pants for "First" place.
220. Posted by malicious on August 18, 2006 4:57 PM
The guy in the green is the co-designer of Heatherette.
221. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 18, 2006 5:04 PM
what is that UGCO (unidentified gender confused object) to the right?
222. Posted by sortit on August 18, 2006 5:06 PM
wow, all you "FIRSTers" really fail at life
enjoy your studio apartments...
223. Posted by CoJo on August 18, 2006 5:09 PM
What happened to her budding fucking fashion career? Anyone that sticks up for this cunt can go and fuck themselves. The only reason why she seems "smart" is because the bar was set so rediculously low by sister Paris.
224. Posted by CoJo on August 18, 2006 5:09 PM
What happened to her budding fucking fashion career? Anyone that sticks up for this cunt can go and fuck themselves. The only reason why she seems "smart" is because the bar was set so rediculously low by sister Paris.
225. Posted by vainandlovingit on August 18, 2006 5:09 PM
so the UGCO *unidentified gender confused object* to the right of nicky's masterpieces must have been the attention grabber.
226. Posted by CoJo on August 18, 2006 5:13 PM
What happened to her budding fucking fashion career? Anyone that sticks up for this cunt can go and fuck themselves. The only reason why she seems "smart" is because the bar was set so rediculously low by sister Paris.
227. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 5:14 PM
Let's just say I was retarded, had one eye and just took a hit of acid after severly bumping my head and falling down two flights of stairs...this would be the artwork I feel I would come up with. Now 'Heatherette', shut up and blow me.
228. Posted by Onenewshoe on August 18, 2006 5:15 PM
Let's just say I was retarded, had one eye and just took a hit of acid after severly bumping my head and falling down two flights of stairs...this would be the artwork I feel I would come up with. Now 'Heatherette', shut up and blow me.
229. Posted by CoJo on August 18, 2006 5:18 PM
What happened to her budding fucking fashion career? Anyone that sticks up for this cunt can go and fuck themselves. The only reason why she seems "smart" is because the bar was set so rediculously low by sister Paris.
230. Posted by gag_me_with_a_pitchfork on August 18, 2006 5:21 PM
Does it really matter that much who is first? The little glitch on the comments earlier clearly shows that some people apparently have no life.
231. Posted by gag_me_with_a_pitchfork on August 18, 2006 5:21 PM
Does it really matter that much who is first? The little glitch on the comments earlier clearly shows that some people apparently have no life.
232. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 18, 2006 5:24 PM
With all her money you would think she could do something on PowerPoint instead of poster board. It looks like a high school presentation of what I did this summer.
I admire her for doing her own thing, but am not sure how hard it really is... having her connections and financing opportunities makes starting her hotel just a scootch easier than your average Joe.
Sadly, Paris gets more money for waving her arm pits around and having her sex tape-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-sex-tape.htm
233. Posted by jane's eyre on August 18, 2006 5:39 PM
Gee, I was wondering how there could be so many posts on this thread already. It's nice to see that people are still saying "FIRST!" all the way up to #191.
234. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 18, 2006 6:16 PM
This entry could win for the "most dup postings"
235. Posted by Grobpilot on August 18, 2006 6:25 PM
Just thought I'd post to see how many times it will duplicate itself. So, if you see this several times, it ain't my fuckin' fault.
236. Posted by machinesquad on August 18, 2006 6:27 PM
Is it just me, or does Nicky look like a Morlock?
237. Posted by machinesquad on August 18, 2006 6:28 PM
Is it just me or does Nicky Hilton look like a Morlock?
238. Posted by MissaRB on August 18, 2006 8:18 PM
"O" stands for over-rated Motel 6
239. Posted by MissaRB on August 18, 2006 8:19 PM
"O" stands for over-rated Motel 6
240. Posted by MissaRB on August 18, 2006 8:19 PM
"O" stands for over-rated Motel 6
241. Posted by MissaRB on August 18, 2006 8:21 PM
"O" stands for over-rated Motel 6
:( what is up with the error messages today. I just want to dump on a Hilton like everyone else
242. Posted by MissaRB on August 18, 2006 8:22 PM
"O" stands for over-rated Motel 6
:( what is up with the error messages today. I just want to dump on a Hilton like everyone else
243. Posted by MissaRB on August 18, 2006 8:27 PM
I try to post again and again and what thanks do I get.... read-only messages....then it says I have posted too much.....ungreatful SF guy
244. Posted by biatcho on August 18, 2006 9:24 PM
Here I am thinking, let me catch up on the Superficial because it's been a while. then I see over 200posts about a Hilton sister and think, oohh this could be fun, maybe I'll bitchslap some people tonight.
And what the fuck do I see?? Nothing but a bunch of uninteresting, boring, lazy, stupid, worthless, ugly, cuntless/dickless, would-fuck-a-hole-cut-out-of-a-playboy-magazine, good-for-nothing, did I mention worthless?, unfunny dicklickers ever to log on to this site.
Why, why can't you all kill yoursleves and do the terrorists a favor?
245. Posted by Sheva on August 18, 2006 9:25 PM
I would stay in this place over my usual "The National" if I can have sex with her.
She's the Hilton you want to bang. Not the skank one.
246. Posted by biatcho on August 18, 2006 9:25 PM
Here I am thinking, let me catch up on the Superficial because it's been a while. Then I see over 200posts about a Hilton sister and think, oohh this could be fun, maybe I'll bitchslap some people tonight.
And what the fuck do I see?? Nothing but a bunch of uninteresting, boring, lazy, stupid, worthless, ugly, cuntless/dickless, would-fuck-a-hole-cut-out-of-a-playboy-magazine, good-for-nothing, did I mention worthless?, unfunny dicklickers ever to log on to this site.
Why, why can't you all kill yoursleves and do the terrorists a favor?
247. Posted by Quoxtops on August 18, 2006 10:01 PM
Is that Mark-Paul Gosselaar with her?
248. Posted by plunky on August 18, 2006 10:44 PM
oh geez, im an architect and i can tell you that stuff is complete garbage, i can see nicky really tried having her extended family or...(illigal immigrants) spread out on the floor with glue sticks and poster paper from walgreens to put this fancy thing together.
249. Posted by RichPort on August 18, 2006 11:26 PM
It took until 191 for most of you to realize you were far from first... I'm still laughing...
250. Posted by clarknova on August 18, 2006 11:30 PM
What the fuk everyone thought they were first, Superfishal, get a decent webserver already!
251. Posted by BinkyMolyneaux on August 18, 2006 11:50 PM
Last! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS- my life is complete.
252. Posted by Alice-Mary on August 18, 2006 11:53 PM
All you dumbasses need to stop with the First shit.
253. Posted by beanncheese on August 19, 2006 12:24 AM
I liked it better when Paris just did stupid shit.
254. Posted by jamiew on August 19, 2006 7:18 AM
They own the Waldorf aswell:
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/01/18/hilton-launches-new-brand/
255. Posted by poopbucket on August 19, 2006 8:15 AM
dumb:
. Posted by biatcho on August 18, 2006 09:25 PM
Here I am thinking, let me catch up on the Superficial because it's been a while. Then I see over 200posts about a Hilton sister and think, oohh this could be fun, maybe I'll bitchslap some people tonight.
And what the fuck do I see?? Nothing but a bunch of uninteresting, boring, lazy, stupid, worthless, ugly, cuntless/dickless, would-fuck-a-hole-cut-out-of-a-playboy-magazine, good-for-nothing, did I mention worthless?, unfunny dicklickers ever to log on to this site.
Why, why can't you all kill yoursleves and do the terrorists a favor?
256. Posted by hav-a-tampa on August 19, 2006 9:30 AM
First ~!!
257. Posted by The Juice on August 19, 2006 9:32 AM
Their whole family reminds me on Gonzo the muppet.
http://dreaminaway.net/gonzo/
258. Posted by hav-a-tampa on August 19, 2006 9:33 AM
256th !!!!
259. Posted by biatcho on August 19, 2006 10:02 AM
oh & yasmin3000 or whatever the fuck your dumbass name is... I am sorry you're nothing more than a data entry clerk at a factory or warehouse that requires you to keep caps lock on, but for christ's sake stop screaming. you're giving my vagina a headache.
260. Posted by The Juice on August 19, 2006 10:26 AM
Their whole family reminds me on Gonzo the muppet.
http://dreaminaway.net/gonzo/
261. Posted by The Juice on August 19, 2006 11:03 AM
The whole family's related to Gonzo the Muppet.
Don't believe me? Have a look!
http://dreaminaway.net/gonzo/
262. Posted by SuburbanCowboy on August 19, 2006 1:30 PM
The site was really f'd up yesterday. Same posts multiple times.
Also, I think Nicky has watched "13 Going on 30" one too many times.
263. Posted by babybunny on August 19, 2006 2:06 PM
Heinous pictures, excuse me, "art", ugly woman "Nicky..gigantic schnoz", weird looking leprechaun shemale..NEXT...
264. Posted by babybunny on August 19, 2006 2:07 PM
Okay, second time commenting....heinous pictures, oh excuse me "art", ugly woman with gigantic schnoz "Nicky", and funny looking leprechaun shemale...NEXT
265. Posted by babybunny on August 19, 2006 2:08 PM
Okay, second time commenting....heinous pictures, oh excuse me "art", ugly woman with gigantic schnoz "Nicky", and funny looking leprechaun shemale...NEXT
266. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 19, 2006 3:35 PM
245 & 247 biatcho - Look at you with your double posts.
It seems you're just as worthless as the rest of us! :)
267. Posted by Rylie on August 19, 2006 4:10 PM
wow this bitch can't dress. she taking fashion tips from paris' monkey?
268. Posted by MadSeason on August 19, 2006 4:14 PM
Thanks, Superficial! You successfully tricked everyone into thinking they were "first", only to shove it in their face that they're really post #134! Mwhahah! Losers.
269. Posted by MadSeason on August 19, 2006 4:15 PM
Thanks, Superficial! You successfully tricked everyone into thinking they were "first", only to shove it in their face that they're really post #134! Mwhahah! Losers.
270. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 19, 2006 4:41 PM
Who the hell is Nicky Hilton? Whatever...keep posting stuff about that Paris chick or something, whatever her last name is. or something.
The End.
271. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 19, 2006 4:43 PM
Who the hell is Nicky Hilton? Whatever...keep posting stuff about that Paris chick or something, whatever her last name is. or something.
The End.
272. Posted by Hippo on August 19, 2006 4:43 PM
At the risk of breaking up the levity here, the "O" stands for Olivia, Nicky's middle name. I agree, this does belong on her mommy's refrigerator.
273. Posted by Hippo on August 19, 2006 4:46 PM
At the risk of breaking up the levity here, the "O" stands for Olivia, which is Nicky's middle name. This definitely looks like an elementary school art project. Sad what she can get away with.
274. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 19, 2006 4:53 PM
It's funny the first person who is REALLY first didn't even know he/she is first.
Yet, everyone else is still trying...I'd better be 255 damnit!!
275. Posted by LEMONSQZ on August 19, 2006 8:14 PM
Oh my God! I am rolling! after reading post after post of everyone saying they are "first". I can't quit giggling!
Thanks Superficial! I needed that!
FIRST! ;p
276. Posted by LEMONSQZ on August 19, 2006 8:18 PM
Oh my God! I am rolling! after reading post after post of everyone saying they are "first". I can't quit giggling!
Thanks Superficial! I needed that!
FIRST! ;p
277. Posted by BoognishRising on August 19, 2006 10:22 PM
Nicky got a big nose and her eyes are too close together.
You're rich. Why don't you go get some plastic done?
All the cool kids are doing it now.
278. Posted by BoognishRising on August 19, 2006 10:23 PM
Nicky got a big nose and her eyes are too close together.
You're rich. Why don't you go get some plastic done?
All the cool kids are doing it now.
279. Posted by first_first on August 20, 2006 2:17 AM
First?
280. Posted by first_first on August 20, 2006 2:18 AM
First?
281. Posted by Ag229487 on August 20, 2006 11:57 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE GREEN SHIRT - I THINK IM GONNA BE SICK
282. Posted by blixahaha on August 20, 2006 1:30 PM
is that richie rich or chloe sevigny?
283. Posted by blixahaha on August 20, 2006 1:31 PM
is that richie rich or chloe sevigny?
284. Posted by The Juice on August 20, 2006 3:11 PM
does this thing work yet?
285. Posted by biatcho on August 20, 2006 5:01 PM
this site & its server suck donkey dick.
286. Posted by James on August 20, 2006 5:27 PM
That freaking looking Thing is Richie Rich the heatherette co-creator. he's a queer so that would explain the freakish appearance. Outcast in the normal world but right at home in new york city. At least we know what kind of company Nicky Hilton keeps now. Undoubtedly just as bad as the whore commonly referred to as Paris.
287. Posted by kultic.com on August 20, 2006 8:42 PM
where's the mix tape?
288. Posted by stevie is a girls name on August 20, 2006 9:15 PM
ENOUGH! Enough of these diseased skank whores. NEXT STORY PLEASE. PS: I love this site dearly but lately there has been some serious downtime between posts and it makes me sad because I have no life.
289. Posted by stevie is a girls name on August 20, 2006 9:16 PM
ENOUGH! Enough of these diseased skank whores. NEXT STORY PLEASE. PS: I love this site dearly but lately there has been some serious downtime between posts and it makes me sad because I have no life. PPS: The effing posts aren't working and it makes me angry.
290. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 20, 2006 11:32 PM
#255...YES!!!
291. Posted by chiris on August 21, 2006 8:37 AM
That could be her brother, he looks queer
292. Posted by justme on August 21, 2006 9:50 AM
Is that a guy or a girl with her?
Her drawings are embarrassingly juvenile..
293. Posted by 86 on August 21, 2006 1:09 PM
I think it's crap, but at least she's trying. First the purse thing, now her own hotel. She's at least trying her hand at business instead of the ever-so-obvious "I need to make an album to be cool" scheme that everyone else has done. But she still sucks. Just not as much.
294. Posted by nc72 on August 21, 2006 2:17 PM
Wow that hotel it's just so uhm, uhh whatever!
http://www.exposay.com/nicky-hilton/1/c/1703/
295. Posted by biatcho on August 21, 2006 6:31 PM
267 - Suicidal - are you upset that I haven't joined in our your sexy parties on the other piece of shit sites you keep pimping?
I will never be as worthless as youze.
296. Posted by nicole on August 21, 2006 6:49 PM
Im pretty shure that the guy in the green shirt is Richie Rich, hes a designer for heatherette, hes really talented. If hes helping her design the hotel it will probably come out really cool.
297. Posted by KelKel on August 21, 2006 11:30 PM
That dude in the green shirt has tits,omg! Or is that Nicky?
298. Posted by Taylor on August 22, 2006 12:00 AM
Hey! Them beyotches stole my first grade art project!
299. Posted by jrzmommy on August 22, 2006 8:21 AM
Imagine being thought of as Paris Hilton's uglier and less talented sister? Who the fuck was she in her former life to deserve that kind of karma? Judas? Eva Braun? Eden's Largest Supplier of Fine Quality Apples? Who?
300. Posted by radically4peace on August 22, 2006 12:50 PM
What's the deal with the random transvestite? Will he/she bring me room service?
301. Posted by munchy on August 23, 2006 2:04 AM
this is my most favorite comments section ever.
302. Posted by DudeSlick on August 23, 2006 11:34 AM
I used to only be repulsed by Paris, but