Aug 3 2006Mel Gibson gets charged

Mel Gibson ... you're my heeerrro.

Good job, Mel. We all knew you had it in you. Way to strive for the best.

Good job, Mel. We all knew you had it in you. Way to strive for the best.

Gibsons the BEST... forget the rest...

open bottle of tequila? hard core. 95% of the population can't stand the stuff due to past bad experiences. if you're gonna drink and drive ... go all the way.

is anyone gonna miss him? the only way he'll get outta this one is if his judge is a woman and he still has the talent from "what women want." just hope she isn't a jew. ahahahaha, sieg heil, mel. sieg heil.

and i'm jewish, before anyone jumps on me for that

So Mel Gibson had a little problem with the bottle. And Jews. Name me one race or culture who doesn't hate another race or culture. Big Woop. He made "bigoted" remarks about the "fucking Jews". And??? When my Italian grandfather constantly referred to his new black neighbors as "the colords", I didn't ban him. I did as he said and didn't make eye contact with them or engage them in conversation. Does that, too, make me a bigot? Oh, it does? Well, fuck you. I have to go beat the colord who's currently stealing the bikes out of my garage.

Oh guys! You have GOT to get over to Parents.com and read what the dumb-ass conservative Christians are saying over there defending Mel Gibson..…ha! (Parents.com, Community, Message Boards, Stay-At-Home Parents, Mel Gibson posts) Fun to be had!

I can see that picture being over-used for many days, months, and years to come.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

Bah, whatever, jews are whats wrong with the world anyways....where's DieRacistAsses now?

@8 - the sad part about it is that these are the type of people that run our government nowadays. Just another reason to get out and vote, whether it counts or not.

Haha. We all knew it was coming.

id be a big fat liar if i said i didnt want to do him now more than ever.

At least it was a decent mug-shot...we've seen worse people!

Is this the best the media can come up with to distract us from the Middle East, the latest with George Bush or anything that really matters? So Mel Gibson got drunk, drove, got caught and made an ass of himself by spewing some racist comments. Who really cares? Now if he had driven his car into a crowd of Jewish people, or gone on a shooting rampage..sure, that would be news. But this? How sad this society has truly become.

I'm sure he'll get off with a few hours of community service, and probably even his license back. Because he is a celebrity, after all.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

the best thing to come out of all of this is the phrase "sugar tits"

god bless sugar tits!

I heard he said "What jew looking at?" and it was totally misconstrued as "what are you looking at sugartits." I can totally see how that could happen after a couple drinks. Totally.

I smell an OJ scandal. Was Mel wearing gloves?

i wonder what the passion of the christ junkies think of this. people at my church like praised mel gibson & think he's amazing.

@#20: Those people are currently defending Gibson tooth and nail on Parents.com :(

1.one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence

2.one misdemeanor count of driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood alcohol content

3.one misdemeanor count of driving with an open container, an infraction of the vehicle code

My Superficial friends, that's what we call a trifecta. I'm headed to the track.

6 months in the county clink? He's gonna be in like Flynn with the Ayran Brotherhood.

I wonder if he was caught with the bottle Bai Ling was photographed fucking?

PS I LOVE it when alkies fall off the wagon! It makes me feel.....connected!

A gal sitting on my lips, a gal all over my sugar glazed tits and a gal down on my under - now that Papa is a trifecta.

Dead Jewish prostitutes give the best head, or so I've heard.

Like Pastor always says "Love the sinner and hate the sin,"

And here is an example of why:

Gerbils... A study in trajectory and drag.
Actually from the LA Times.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency
treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained.

"As usual, Kiki shouted out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a
hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next.

"The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

I see a new movie. Mel & Naomi fall off the wagon together. Herion and tequila flying everywhere. The movie comes to a close with Mel and Naomi duking it out while Mel plows the Lexus into Naomi's former assistants (assuming they're jewish, that is).

No self-respecting JAP would EVER give head.

@30 It's perfectly all right during the engagement period.

@26
I stand corrected.

#30

Yea, that's why you have to coax them by grabbing their hair in a bunch and steering them toward your already unzipped lap. Then they pretend they're being orally raped (oddly without a gag reflex), when they're really just living out another unorthodox fantasy. Just like we used to say in college: Yes means yes! No means yes! Maybe means yes!

Funny, they didn't charge him with resisting arrest even though he broke away from the officer and ran back to his car.

Oh well, I'm getting the T-Shirt.

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1408552#top

Note to self: party with Mel.

Me and my friends like to get drunk and play minority bowling. We drive around Baltimore City and look for them on the sidewalks and try to hit as many as we can. Watch out for the ones in wheel chairs though. They damage the car a little more. And be careful for the Black ones too. They shoot before you hit them. Make sure the Mexicans don't go under the tire either. Their knives could pop the tire and then you have to explain yourself to some Jew cop.......................

"Whoever said you was a cop Mel". That'S from the movie Scarface in case you don't know. Whats it mean? WHATS THE SIGNIFIGANCE???

I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

He's such a meshuga schmuck.

@26 & 32 - a girl on his lips - one on his cock - and one tonguing his anus --- that's a PapaHotNuts (or anybody with HotNuts) trifecta!

I just got wet reading # 36

He is totally getting charged with a misdemeanor when, it seems, a couple charges are seemingly along the felony line.

(I am unsure of all the different laws of the states, so I could be wrong.)

But it seems like it to me!

I just realized I used 'seems' and 'seemingly' in the same sentence. wow, sorry guys.

Maybe Tom Cruise could get the Scientologists to make these carges go away.......If Mel let him have some Aussie Cock.

#36

I find that the game is more fun if you swerve to miss them and have one of the backseat passengers open their door at the last minute. It works with white people too, but who the fuck wants to get sued?

I like how Mel Gibstein is now begging for forgiveness from all the Malibu rabbis.

It sucks that the Jew comments have overshadowed the fact that he was driving drunk and could have killed someone. I mean, shooting your mouth off isn't a crime but driving drunk is and I just think it's hilarious that everyone has mostly paid attention to what he said as opposed to what he did. Irresponsible and self-absorbed fuck that he is, he's more concerned about his image and kissing up to the Jews now instead of thinking, I'm pretty fucking lucky I didn't take out a family by being a drunk fuck.

Come on now....driving over 85 mph??? THANK GOD they stopped him. He should be building a new wing in a hospital dedicated to the CHP....for SAVING HIS LIFE! Maybe it would be different if he was driving the speed limit but geez....I don't even drive over 85 when I'm SOBER!

@46 Indeed.

I got rear-ended by a drunk last night.

I didn't report it though, 'cuz it happened in my bedroom.

@44 Lol, The Asians (nuprins) are the easiest because by the time they see you coming *Wham, shrimp fried rice*

@49 Nice, and my bad..........

Hold on, is his DA a jew? ha ha ha

@47 - Maybe he was dreaming he was on the autobahn in the motherland?

#49

Hilarious. I think that's still illegal in Texas, unless of course you're Laura 'DimeBag' Bush.

@ 47 the autobahn is in GERMANY

Mel is from AUSTRALIA.

YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH.

Mel Gibson is the shit. He makes other celebrities look like you squirmy little cowards. Enjoy this because once he retreats back to his millions all you overnight-jews will have to go back to writing your thesis on lindsay lohans new bikini.

55- I think it was Nazi reference. You know...Jews/Jew Hatin'Mel Nazi's hate Jews/Germany.....is any of this making sense? Besides, he was born in NY and raised in the US before he went to Australia.

@ 50 -- are you trying to tell me nuprin is a racial slur?????

@34, I am so buying that shirt! Thank you for the post.

@ 55, BITE ME!!!

I was referring to the Nazi-like antics of Mel you dumbass.

Also, check your facts anus breath, Mel was BORN and LIVED in AMERICA for like 11 years BEFORE he moved to AUSTRALIA you piece of shit.

By the way, who the fuck are YOU anyway?

I'm sure you do waddle like a penguin because you're most likely a fat-ass mouthbreather.

Thank you.

Thanks for clarifying to the retarded ones among us jrzmommy!

@ 60....What's your point?

@62 - lamebananas is that you?

Asshat.

@53 - Maybe pinky_nip (#49) was dreaming SHE WAS autobahn in the motherland?

re#64 Supposed to be a "the" between (WAS and autoban) That's what I get for using the copy and paste method from 53's comment.

Wait a second....he was doing over 85 mph on the Pacific Coast Highway?!?! That is one narrow windy road. Shit, I'm surprised he isn't dead.

But not as surprised as I am that nobody has yet noticed that Katie Holmes has a penis...and that Tom Loves it.

@58 No, I'm trying to tell you that your mother dresses you funny.............

@17 . . . yes thank god for sugary titties
what will become of sugartits.com ?

Calling a woman sugar tits is a great pick up line. We just love when men condescend to us.

I will have to remember mentioning that on our site for pick up lines that really work.

Love the knife glued to his hand comment... very funny!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

69--Don't say WE--you don't speak for all women, sugar tits.

Only comment I have is I hear he was born and raised in New York. What happened to the accent.

No problem with his drinking, he lives on the other coast. :)

#69 you should be so lucky to be called "Sugar Tits". That is GREAT! when a man notices the sugar on your tits!

Hmmm...I guess the story ain't dead yet...

What about all the Jews and Jew-owned media that's been slagging Arabs for DECADES? We have been conditioned to believe, through ceaseless media propaganda, that a "terrorist" is an Arab guy with a bomb. A Jew in a helicopter is also a terrorist.

Arabs run around as suicide bombers because they don't have the luxury and convenience of a helicopter gunship, paid for by our goddamn tax dollars. I guess if you call yourself "the Israeli army," and mow people down, including with bulldozers
http://rachelcorrie.org/
(note to mods: nothing for sale here)

it's okay. But after you've watched your loved ones killed, and you have nothing left, yeah, I guess you would wanna strap a bomb on and go for it. Then there's the Jew-promoted "comedy" of the Paradise with virgins for Arabs. Is it any different from the American Paradise which could also be made fun of?

Saying that Arabs fuck camels is a "comedy" staple here. Arabs are depicted as the ONLY terrorists in the world, deserving of death, ridiculed in video games and all other media–so you'll accept the state of Israel.

The Jews have diefied themselves by stealing the word "holocaust." What about OTHER holocausts? What about the Native American Indian? He got fucked over pretty good, didn't he? Where's HIS fucking homeland? Where's HIS helicopter gunships and goddamned NUCLEAR WEAPONS????

Fuck the Jews. And fuck everybody else, including me.

We're all assholes. But there is a fanatical double standard with criticizing the Jews. You can go on TV as an atheist and even call God a jerk, but you can't say anything about the Jews.

Where's the homeland for the BLACK MAN??? Where's the black man's nukes, huh? Do we take any shit from Blacks because they were used as SLAVES for hundreds of years? No. Is slavery ever used as a useful excuse? No. Because they can't do it successfully, because the brothers don't own the media.

Gibson is 100% right. Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

Whether there were WMDs in Iraq or not, we sent our guys there to die because Iraq is an enemy of Israel. Our boys died for Israel.

Would they die for a Native American Indian homeland? HA!

Mel Gibosn is 100% right, and "sugar tits" was awesome.

Jenna Jameson has Aspartame tits

#73 Get a life! Either shut up or go fight for the side you "Feel" for.

Sitting behind your keyboard typing crap that has been typed way before you were a twinkle in your daddy's eye is kind of ...BORING! Go fight! Do your Duty!

And you, Mr. District Attorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code: Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law." This case is dismissed.

Yeah, I misspelled "Gibson" on the last line. Whatever.

The Indians and the Blacks suffered more than the Jews. If the Jews get a homeland and nukes, let the blacks and Indians have them, too.

If not, fuck the Jews, because it's not fair.

#77 Go live where you think you could be happy. You might like to try Canada. They don't fight back.

75: Wow. "Get a life." You're so original I nearly got out of bed.

No, I'm not going to fight for any "side," because you can't win when one side is armed to the teeth and the other side is building grenades in a cave.

I did what I could, which was to offer a few comments here...if I don't get banned, that is.

All you can say is you spelled a name wrong? You typed a whole paragraph wrong!

I served in the military and I think everyday about leaving my son to do it again because I am still under the age limit. I figure I have a right to speak about this, so do you? Do you even vote? have you ever served your country in some capacity? Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, a tax paying citizen, or even worse, a soldier?

Don't type a thing til you can say honestly (without lying to make your point) that you did serve your neighbor.

78: Per capita, Canada provided more soldiers to fight Hitler than we did. They also entered WWII before we did.

Anybody else want their ass handed to them?

Anybody else want to tell me why there's no nukes and a homeland state for the Blacks and the Native Americans?

Take your best shot, sugar tits.

WAIT! Is someone trying to make a global impact statement here on the Superficial again? STOP IT! CEASE AND DESIST! BASTA! Mel Gibson is not meant to be thought provoking -- except when he was younger in "The Bounty" and he was hot and he provoked thoughts of me and him doing the hippity dippity on that boat!

I comprehend Jrzmommy, but I do think his stats are incorrect but I will cease.

So how many would want Mel speaking Australian between the legs..hmmmmmmmmmm

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! So long....oh!

81--Anybody else want to tell me why there's no nukes and a homeland state for the Blacks and the Native Americans?

The former slaves have Liberia and they've done a fuck of a job there. The Native Americans are happy with their casinos and bingo parlors. And don't be so stupid about the nuke thing.

...And by a "fuck of a job" I mean Liberia is a war-torn decimated nation run by corrupt dictators, as is most of the nations of Africa after the end of colonization. The continent of AFrica is the homeland and it's been destroyed.

EXACTLY! JRZMOMMY! The land was taken away from the white settler's of South Africa and given to the black people. Have they not experienced a food shortage because they do not know who to cultivate a crop? Their own officials decide if they eat or die. That is horrible!

But concerning the black slaves or the native American's. You can't give self-respect to a person, they have to see it within.

#73, sid

first of all stop trying to pretend that you have any iron in that fire, you aren't tied to anybody in the mid-east, you are most likely a bored dissafected college kid upset because your dad won't pay your memebership dues in E.L.F. As for Jews being responsible for all the wars in the world, I'll be sure and tell that to the battling sides between Rawanda and Congo, oh and India And Pakistan, or both sides in the civil war in the Sudan, or the war between rebels and the govt. in Ivory Coast, or of course the insurgency in Columbia, or of course the boarder/refuge issues between Nepal and Bhutan.

Heres an idea, if you don't know everything, it's probably a good idea to shut up and leave the talking to people who do Sugar Titts.

Now, back to your regular station where we have this footage of Lindsay Lohan choking because while snorting coke off Tara Reids Titts she acidentally snarfed up a Budweiser Cap.

PS--Sid, #81--would you like your ass back now?

80: I "serve" my country with my labour and my taxes, and if I don't pay, the State comes to take my house. If I refuse to pay my taxes to support that unnatural, abominable shithole called Israel, the State will take my house. If I refuse, the State will come to take me. If I refuse, the State will create a standoff, and kill me.

Many years ago I got over being intimidated by guys who say "I served in the military."

Good for you, then, you uneducated stooge–get on a plane and die in the sand for Israel–I refuse to, thank you so very much. The last thing we did that amounted to something was WWII. Everything else has been a crock.

"I have a right to speak about this, so do you?"

The fact that you even dare to question my right shows how little you understand things.

"Do you even vote?"

Not any more. I used to, but when both clowns are the members of a secret society–Skull and Bones and both refuse to leave Iraq, I lose interest. Yeah, it's conspiracy stuff, I know, but imagine how our media would spin it if two candidates from a Latin country were both members of a secret group. We can't even allow other countries to have elections if our State doesn't approve of the outcome.

"Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, a tax paying citizen, or even worse, a soldier?
Don't type a thing til you can say honestly (without lying to make your point) that you did serve your neighbor."

I'm serving our soldiers right now, by telling people they SHOULD NOT be in Iraq.

As far as you telling me I can't "type a thing?" Thank you for your service, sir, but I don't need your damn permission for anything.

Now, even though the board is heating up and I'd love to stay, I have to get out and WORK. This will leave you all the opportunity to start demanding I be banned for "hate crime."

Meanwhile, somewhere in Hollywood right now, a script with Arab terrorist stereotypes is getting approved.

Again.

Martin Riggs is back.

"Many years ago I got over being intimidated by guys who say "I served in the military."

Yet you have never volunteered. You are a piece of shit that sucks off of the American Dream. You never sacrificed your life, nor even scratched your ass without asking your momma.

Go back to your room and let your momma give you a blowjob. Come back out when you at least get a semi.

go sid!!!

"80: I "serve" my country with my labour and my taxes"

So does every other blowhole. I do also, so since I served I guess that makes me one notch above you, you sub-human.

Take your college spewing liberal shit back to your classroom.

and btw..I just got through voting for my counties primary elections. It was a long ballot! But I did it. Was it too much for you to stand in line to take your right?

So anyway, I am new to this site. I want some pics!

alright, alright. nobody's blowing anything out of anyone's asses.

quick, which movie is that from??

"go sid!!!"

Thanks. I'll be back in about five hours, if I'm not banned.

LEMONSQZ , I know you wanna beat me up, but you can't, so all I ask is that you not take it out on some poor guy who accidentally steals your parking space this weekend at NASCAR.

Damn, I'm good.

Sid, I love ya. Why worry if your are banned? It means you got your thought out. We aren't living in Syria or any cuntry like that, so I wouldn't worry about it.

But I could still kick your 16 yr old ass just with my vaginal wall muscles. OOH RAH!

no, i don't think you'll get banned. i wish more people had the balls to say what was on thier mind.
Watch, everyone will jump on me with the "anti-american bs"
just because i'm anti-war doesn't make anti-american...anyhow thought you might like this quote.
"For the mob is always impressed by appearances and by results;
and the world is composed of the mob."
Machiavelli, _The Prince_, chapter XVIII

God love the public school system..........

Posted by TOPAZ21 on August 3, 2006 05:25 PM

no, i don't think you'll get banned. i wish more people had the balls to say what was on thier mind.
Watch, everyone will jump on me with the "anti-american bs"
just because i'm anti-war doesn't make anti-american...anyhow thought you might like this quote.
"For the mob is always impressed by appearances and by results;
and the world is composed of the mob."
Machiavelli, _The Prince_, chapter XVIII

Did God tell you that?

I find it funny that your comment was meant to insult me (my spelling error) when you obviously cannot put together a simple sentence.

See Dick run. See Jane run from Dick. See Spot shit. See Dick join the American force and kick some terrorist ass. Go Dick, Go! Now, why can't you be a Dick?

Topaz: Thanks for the quote. People make a big deal around here about a misplaced letter here and there. Why, I don't know. If the best rebuttal one can offer is "Oh, but you spelled that one word wrong!" then maybe they had better quit.

Here's one from Elinor Wylie:

"Avoid the reeking herd,
Shun the polluted flock,
Live like that stoic bird,
The eagle of the rock."

Anyway, let me get back to GI Jerkoff...

Buddy, one thing I like about the Super's boards is that you can't edit them. You hate me and I hate you, too. Don't try to feign the sanity of a sense of humor with me–your sentiments have already been recorded.

As I said, I long ago stopped being intimidated by guys who "served." I have respect for the old guys from WWII, but for the rest, and in particular, you twentysomethings in Iraq, Afghanistan and getting ready for Iran–you're ignorant scumbags. Here's something from Henry David Thoreau, and, a new reason for you to hate Walden Pond (ha ha):

"The marines & the militia whose bodies were used lately — were not men of sense nor of principle — in a high moral sense they were not men at all.”

You guys always explode with macho bullshit because your brains are tiny, and good for following orders. You don't impress me. It's not very macho to starve and bomb the shit out of a country, and then pick up the pieces afterwards. Yeah, I know it's still dangerous over there, but pound-for-pound, a skinny Iraqi has 10 times the guts and macho you've got.

As far as "liberal" is concerned? I'm more a Republican than YOU are–I want a republic again. Read the Constitution, you spectacularly stupid sheep–we're supposed to be neutral. We're supposed to stay the fuck OUT of other people's business.

Didn't you ever see that footage of Saddam and Rumsfeld shaking hands, you blockhead? Our military-industrial complex State is the last, the LAST one with any right to invade Iraq in the name of "liberation."

People like you view killing other people as just "your job." Well, I don't. You're not protecting me, and quite to the contrary, if you don't like my opinions, YOU can get the flying fuck out of MY country, because you've got more loyalty to the illegal Zionist Jew state of Israel than you do to the United States of America, her welfare, her safety, and her freedom.

Your arguments about putting your life on the line could also be used by a Blood or a Crip, and I don't give a shit about street gangs killing each other, nor do I care about soldiers with no brains of their own acting like a street gang, killing innocent people.

I love America. By your actions, you prove you love Israel. So go live there.

Iraq was already a mess when we got there. Now, they're a crippled mess. NO CHANCE of any Iraqi army coming here, so why don't we fuck off and leave them alone, instead of BUILDING MILITARY BASES THERE? Keep up the macho talk, GI Jerkoff, while our State builds bases on Israel's orders.

Rock on, Mel Gibson...I'll let the rest of you get back to saying Arabs fuck camels, and are all terrorists, and all the rest, and never apologizing for any of it.

Good night.

too bad mel didnt have a chick blowing him at the time he was stopped. he could slag off jews and then slap her tits. i hope he's not going to prison so he can actually do it properly this time.

#78, yes we do fight back, we just have to stop at Tim Horton's for coffee as we chase your American ass back to the border ... oh, and thank you for spending US dollars while you were here. Please, come again.

106, ... Congratulations. You are probably the most deluded, pathetic, pretentious cretin that has ever posted on this site, fucktard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvzCheA476o

108--Tim Horton's has spectacular coffee. Other than that, Canada and Canadians can fall off the face of the planet. I ain't got no use for 'em. The only things that come out of Canada are whores and hockey players.

106--you need to seriously consider switching to decaf. Your little manifesto is a loony rant. No one wants to read that kind of garbage on a Friday--or any other day. Get happy for piss sakes.

For the Arabs and Israelis that have interbred, what are you called? Abraelis? Israbs?

i love you sid.

Lets be honest here, if Mel Gibson would have made a similar comment about the Arabs, there would have been a lame ass apology and that would have been the end of it. However, he made a comment about the Jews and now they are going to make him grovel to win back their "acceptance". And BTW of course he should grovel if he wants to work in Hollywood again.

Now I am not saying that I am completely in favor of the ranter in the previous post. BTW I strongly disagree with the post about the army, you need a responsive army who would go to war despite their own personal beliefs. The last thing that you would want is infighting within the army as to the merits of any war, particularly, next time another threat happens.

Sid, anybody that uses the phrase "Our military-industrial complex" Is basically a college freshman who spends their time dreaming of giving Noam Chompsky Their senior thesis, and gee, that would be neato. The fact that you get so angry that people disagree with you shows that you haven't spent much time out in the real world. Just in your dorm room, readin your books of outdated poetry and looking up at your Che Guevera poster thinking about how sexy you think he is. You should give your parents a call....after all, they're the ones paying for all that.

QUOTE: "Sir Psycho Sexy on August 4, 2006 11:08 AM 106, ... Congratulations. You are probably the most deluded, pathetic, pretentious cretin that has ever posted on this site, fucktard."

Hey, coming from a freak who calls himself "Sir Psycho Sexy," that's gotta be worth a medal or something around here? Where do I cash in? All press is good press, right? Ha ha! But, as a comic in all seriousness, why the sexified nom de plume? Do you climax more easily while simultaneously reading posts and jerking off to the ads if you can read yourself as "Sir Psycho Sexy?" Just wondering. Nah...actually, I'm all done wondering. Don't tell us why, Mr. Psycho.

Hey gang, as long as this story is on the main page, I'll add to it. I know, all the regulars here have had their say, but if it's on the main page, the noobs will still read it, so here goes:

Hmmm..."rant," "loony," "manifiseto," "Chomsky" and "Che."

See what I mean? You criticize the state of Israel, the double standards, the history and the actions of the State, and you get insulted. Sure, I insult right back, but anybody against me likes to make lame "momma" jokes and invoke "rant," but offers nothing more. Maybe you like to listen to GI Jerkoff talk about "blowholes." I guess that's like an oration to you blockheads, huh? Nigger, please.

Like my detractors, it's pretty simple. There are other holocausts, but we don't hear about them. The Jew holocaust was the argument for the state of Israel. Well, where's the Black and Native American homelands? Where's their nukes? How about we let them set up shop-right out of the blue-in Texas, and then they can bulldoze and kill everybody around them. Then they can get nukes, tanks and helicopter gunships from...let's say...Korea and China, and if any Texans fight back, we'll call them "terrorists." That okay with you idiots?

Listen, you smegma wipes, does it mean anything to you that over 40,000 people were killed in Iraq? Can you remember what it felt like to accidentally burn yourself with boiling water when you were a kid? Well, multiply that many times over and spread it all over yourself, and that's what it feels like to be burned with a bomb. Nice thing to do to people, hah?

You guys think war is like a Roadrunner cartoon. Everybody gets black and sooty but still walks away. They don't. Their guts end up spilled on the ground, and they don't know what to do, since there's no hospital or 911 to call to help.

War is horribly ugly. But we went for a joke. The WMD we gave Iraq, but were actually gone by then. We went for a lie. Fuck, why did we go? Why do we stay? Why is GI Jerkoff dying in the sand, killing people who can't bring a ROWBOAT to our shores? For fun? For the fucking Iraqis? To bring them "liberty? Ha!

We're working for Israel. We're working for the Zionist Jews who control Israel, and also control a big chunk of Hollywood. Just because I explain myself, you consider it a "rant," you fools. This is a rant:

"I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK! AND ANOTHER THING! AND THIS! AND THIS! AND FUCK YOU!"

Jay Leno can call Arab religions "shit" and make like they all fuck camels. Terrorists are depicted as bearded Arabs with bombs. But OH NOOOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT ISRAEL, NO WAY!

You can't say that a clean-shaven Jew in a 20 million-dollar helicopter, picking off Arabs like you would hit targets in a videogame–is a terrorist.

I gues you can't say that about Sgt. Jerkoff either, flying over Iraq in a 21st-century super bomber, blowing the country to hell for a reason based ON LIES.

Yeah, I guess the only notion of "terrorist" we're allowed to even THINK of has to be the Jew-run Hollywood stereotype of an angry, Arabic-accented bearded guy with a bomb strapped to his chest, and not a sqaure-jawed Zionist or American puppet picking his teeth in a helicopter cabin as he wastes poor people running away from their very own bombed-out homes.

Mel Gibson and I think the same way on this subject. He got into the sauce and spoke the TRUTH for a change, and the truth is that Americans are killing innocent people and dying in a fucking desert for fuck all. The Iraqis aren't headed here to take over America.

The Zionists beat them to it.

Bill Clinton, that dope-smoking, blowjob enthusiast, whom even the Simpsons called a "lousy president," said he'd "die for Israel," but he dodged the draft.

Go back to sleep, kiddies.

NOTES: Chomsky has turned into a stooge, and Che is a heroic figure, yes, but I'm a Libertarian, not a commie. Che represents, to me, a people's will to do as they please, WITHOUT us sticking our nose into it, and "miltitary-industrial" was coined by a past president. Take a look at the private oil and military contractors we have running the country–it's an apt categorization

Sid sucks some major limp dick.

And Sid, I am a woman! Not a man you fucking queer.

115. "sid" said :

"... But, as a comic in all seriousness, why the sexified nom de plume? ..."

You are a proabably a Pussy Cat Girls or Gnarls Barkley loving moron, incapable of comprehending this gift, but click the link, miserable fucktard.

QUOTE Lemon: "Sid sucks some major limp dick. And Sid, I am a woman! Not a man you fucking queer."

Wow, what a sharp rebuttal. There goes my belief that you were stupid, I guess.

And you're female! Well, you sure are attractive with the "blowhole" and all the rest you've posted. You sound like quite a lady. You're stupid, but you swear like a man...what a package. You must be at least as hot as the little inbred imp who was smoking a cigarette while pointing at an Iraqi prisoner forced to mastrubate while she had pics taken of the activities.

How I envy your husband, significant other, or unlucky broomstick.....

................NNNNNNNNNOT!
(wish I could use large type, here)

Sir Psycho: You got me there. The Peppers are awesome and are getting better with age. As for the Pussycats? Nah–I like Joan Jett.

Now, before we start arguing about music.....

To hell with Israel. Mel Gibson is da mannnn.

There :)

give up on it, lemon. you can't win with that type. anybody bringing that kind of rant to THIS site is seriously deluded.
one of my best friends... 40 years old, master's degree, extremely successful in his career AND in the navy reserves just got put on active duty. he's proud to serve his country, and even while my heart breaks to see him go, i will tie that yellow ribbon, and support him in any way i can, because I'M proud of HIM. every one of those men and women are individuals who have made the decision to serve for their own reasons. do i believe we should be over there? not any more. but dammit, my heart goes out to those troops. unlike some people i could name, those troops have pride, honor, and a damn tough job.
and all so assholes like sid can spew his vitriolic rant without fear of bodily harm in this great country we live in.
*cues John Phillip Sousa march"

i'm done. i've been told that i'm being a little harsher (you know who i'm looking at, and i'm sorry) since i found out about my friend, but i'll get over it.

back to the party! sorry for the soapbox.

TEQUILA:
ITS NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!

did anybody find out how long he's been off the wagon?
really, really stupid, mel.

i'd still handcuff him to the bed post!

*2 hours later, give or take*

hey, sid, ya watchin' the news?

fuckwad.

Hey Bunny, as long as this is still on the main page, I'll respond.

Is the subject matter wrong for this website? Most of the time, yes, but not here. Mel is being put over the coals because he said the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. While not responsible for ALL of them, I'd say they're responsible for what is happening now, which is Iraq, and possibly Iran, and what's happening in Israel.

Come to think of it, that IS pretty much all the wars in the world–at least the ones we're involved in. You mind if I exercise my free speech and talk about it, seeing as the mainstream media won't allow this kind of talk? You mind, pal?

I'm crazy, huh? Okay, tell me why the Jews are so special. Why do they get a homeland? Oh, the holocaust. Hmmm. Well, they weren't the only ones to suffer one, and theirs was not the greatest, either. I guess the US-backed Israeli army has been showering Palestinians with kisses and hugs these last few decades, huh?

No, don't discuss anything---just call me crazy and go on about "rants." There you go.

At least we can agree on one thing, we'll never change each others' minds. Tie that yellow ribbon, buddy...I guess you can't feel the same compassion for the other people who your friend is killing. Hey, your murdering friend is just doing his job, right? If those poor sand-niggers get wasted, well, that's just too fucking bad, right?

QUOTE: "so assholes like sid can spew his vitriolic rant without fear of bodily harm in this great country we live in."

Yeah, the old lie of "They're fighting for OUR freedom, so we can be FREE."

Get it through your thick head, fucktard. We installed Saddam, we loved Saddam, we gave Saddam weapons, and we never cared what he did as long as he killed Iranians. We hurt the Iraqi people. We killed them. We suppressed them. We made their dictator stronger.

Of all the people in the whole world, the Bush family had to have a relationship with the bin ladens, and a strong relationship with the House of Saud, as well.

After our old buddy Saddam put his finger in Kuwait's pie, we hit his country with 10 years of BRUTAL sanctions, and we killed 500,000 children. Madeline Albright said on 60 Minutes that it was "worth it."

Get it, idiot? We starve half a million kids to death because our dictator buddy screwed with the oil supply, and it's okay. WE DESERVED 911.

If not, I guess you think we can just kill millions of people all over the world, and it's cool, becuase, well, we have the power to do it. We killed FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND CHILDREN. So we lose 3000 insider trading dicks in a couple of towers? Hey, not a bad trade-off.

I might get banned for that, but I'll never understand you people...it's OKAY for us to kill, but it's NOT OKAY for others to kill us after. You people are insane.

Just pull at the heartstrings for your pal and all the rest, but somehow, everyone else doesn't matter.

What about their families?
What about their tears?
What about their mutilation?
What about their deaths?

Ah, who gives a shit, right? Just "support our troops," and shut up, right?

At least I never denied the Jews their holocaust. YOU would have made a fine Nazi.

"I ehm jest followink orderz. Za Jewz must be exterminated."

Then I would say, "Hey! The Jews are people, too! Why are you killing them all? Are they invading Germany? What are you doing?"

And you'd be there to say: "Vee hef our orderz. Und you are not in zupport uf dee fatherland und our soldierz? Hef you no respect for our brave fighting men?"

Buddy, you say you're "done." Hey, BE DONE. Fuck off, becuase you have to run away or I'll hand you your ass, like I hand everyone their ass on this subject.

People like you and your friend make holocausts happen. I too am impressed by people who volunteer to serve and protect out country, but this is not serving the USA–it is serving the state of Israel, and far from protecting us, it's inviting more well-deserved terrorism against us.

There comes a time when you have to lay blame and demand responsibility, and all men have a duty to the truth, above their duty to their military commanders. Sure, it'd be great if we could jail the Hitlers of the world and stop the madness, but we can't, okay–we can't!

So I do what I can here. I speak the truth, and all I hear from you lot is "support our troops."

I do support them. I support them more than you. I want them to disobey their orders, throw down their guns, and come home and be safe, because they're doing the wrong thing.

WE made Saddam strong, and WE are sure as hell not there to "liberate" any Iraqis. WE have no right to be there. WE are the lawless invaders and WE are the "bad guys."

This may come as a shock to you because you are a young little boy who knows nothing of the ways of the world, but sometimes our leaders do the wrong thing.

We are there to run down enemies of the Zionist state of Israel. There is not an iota of spirit in the White House to "liberate" the Iraqi people, because we enslaved them to begin with. Got it? Maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you'll see it at least once a day: "WE MADE SADDAM."

You friend is an ignorant, invading killer. If he's as smart as you say he is, he's worse, as he is turning his back on his duty to serve the truth.

Yeah, I can say this here, and yeah, I say it only here, because your side would smash my teeth out and cave my head in afterwards in the parking lot of any bar I'd say it in. Not because you're the majority, but because you are a part of the dangerous, brainwashed, violent minority.

So yeah, be "done." Stay away, because the truth is not on your side, bub.

BRAVO, Mel Gibson!

Yeah, a couple of spelling errors...I hope Mel gets off the main page, I mean, seriously guys (mods), I don't do this on other threads. This is the Gibson war/ Jews thread. so there you go.

The Britney video is devastating...

Hmmf...and a society that makes a trailer plaything such as her a billionaire wants to impose its will on other countries. Ha!

So, its okay for the others to get on the topic, but when I DO, it's like, "Hey man, don't fuck with the party here." Whatever.

Why is it whenever I see that mug-shot I giggle like a school girl?...It's one of the best I've seen in quite a while...Up there with James Brown & Nick Nolte for sure

oh, my. i've miffed the child.
dear, dear dear, what have i done?
*sigh*

like it or leave it, asshole. yep, my BFF is over there subjecting suicide bombers to paper cuts, and the possibility of staph infections due to such. when all he has to worry about is getting blown up, shot, dismembered, tortured, just so you can get your jollies on.
what the hell did your parents do to you, honey? for you to be so damn angry at the entire world. yes, i said i wouldn't respond, and in fact, refuse to read more of your shit.

there are a couple of posters here, much more capable of taking you down. i feel for you, dude, i do.

wanna get really pissed off? read this:

bunnyhugger. always 100% peta free.

christ in a sidecar, find another site! we don't care.
except you ARE exceptionally funny, whether you mean it, or not.
toodles, sid.

we won't be surprised to hear you're the one with the rifle up in the tower.

i love being called a little boy. there's something seriously kinky about it.

I was the first to use "sugar tits" here, and "dear."

Get your own act, hack.

Keep up with the insults and avoid the issues.

Heh...I'm not a vegetarian. But let me try making you angry: When I hear that the Iraqis killed another of our soldiers, I toast the Iraqis and raise my glass.

Ooowwwww...ouch!

Why? Because we are the bad guys, and patriotism is the "last refuge of the scoundrel."

...my dear child.

I was the first to employ both "sugar tits" and "dear," in my missives here. Get your own act, hack.

Keep up with the staple insults---the tower, etc...verrrry original. Avoid the issues...verrrry predictable.

Heh...you dumb fuck...I'm a Libertarian, not a Liberal...I'm not a vegetarian, and just like Mel, I don't like queers, either.

The State is a thief, we no longer have a republic, and your friend is a killer who deserved to be killed as long as he is killing others in their own fucking country.

Let's try to make you 100% pissed off: When I hear of the Iraqis killing another invader, I raise my glass.

Cheers, my dear little boy.

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

sorry to say this, but the sid guy is right, and wrong at times too, but also right.
I can live without the 'zionist taking over the world' conspiracy stuff, but there is something to be said for his take on the spin that comes out of the White house RE: the middle east.
Reality is perception.
What are you being allowed to percieve?

do you people actually agree with wats happening in iraq? i'm not talking about the american troops who are simply following orders..or your friends or family members who are fighting in this war..but why are the iraqi people being slaughtered? innocent people in their homes are being killed..for what actual purpose?

do you people actually agree with wats happening in iraq? i'm not talking about the american troops who are simply following orders..or your friends or family members who are fighting in this war..but why are the iraqi people being slaughtered? innocent people in their homes are being killed..for what actual purpose?

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Bunny: I was the first to use "sugar tits" and "dear," in my missives. Get your own act, you hack.

Keep up the insults and stay away from the issues...suits me. Oh, the clock tower...verrry original.

I am a LIBERTARIAN, not a Liberal. I'm also not a vegetarian. The state is a thief and I don't want or need your brain-dead sheep of a friend for anything. Let me keep my guns and I'll handle any domestic terrorism myself, thanks.

PETA.........heh...

...okay, here's where I get you pissed off: When I hear about the Iraqi patriots sacrficing their lives to rid themsleves of our corrupt State's invasion, and when I note how many of the bad guys they did in?

I raise my glass.

Bunny: I was the first to use "sugar tits" and "dear," in my missives. Get your own act, you hack.

Keep up the insults and stay away from the issues...suits me. Oh, the clock tower...verrry original.

I am a LIBERTARIAN, not a Liberal. I'm also not a vegetarian. The State is a thief and I don't want or need your brain-dead sheep of a friend for anything. Let me keep my guns and I'll handle any domestic terrorism myself, thanks.

PETA.........heh...

...okay, here's where I get you pissed off: When I hear about the Iraqi patriots sacrficing their lives to rid themsleves of our corrupt State's invasion, and when I note how many of the bad guys they did in?

I raise my glass.

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funny rant.. mel's kids would approve..www.stingybitches.com/blog/

very funny rant.. mel's kids would approve.. www.stingybitches.com/blog/

Ya'll, have you checked out THE CHARGES:
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/tmz_documents/gibson_charges.pdf

How hilarious is the cover letter...'In case the media are to stupid to read, we'll give them the cliffnotes version!' LOL