uhm.. so did anyone see his performance on the teen choice awards?? supposed to be his BIG debut, WOW. unbelievably ridiculous. he is horrible. no talent what-so-ever.

Old news... snore.
*sarcasm on*
Why, #1, whatever do you mean?
He's the next Michael Jackson. Pretty soon we'll be bidding on a picture of him with Peter Pan and he'll sell his elephant, Britney. His piglet kids will sell for $35K a pair.

Lame, Lame Lame...He's a baller all right.

Wow this guy has his own Ferrari and he's just starting out in showbiz? How is that possible?

Methinks this was probably not purchased with hard-earned money. What do you suppose his super-secret celebrity black credit card looks like? I wouldn't be surprised if he's already running up debts.

He's such a loser wigger..

Lollipop Kids!!! That is freakin hilarious. BTW - thats exactly what he's doing.

if this outfit was a terminally ill handicapped child's last wish, then i will let it slide... otherwise i don't understand it.

Brit bought it for him. Been posted here before....

Someone should die for those custom calipers...

I have never saw so many haters and losers in my life how many guys would love to be married to brittany and drive a nice car and never have to work again in your life !

Thank you, mack. You were "first", but you let it go.
The performance WAS ludicrous. BORING, INANE, REDUNDANT and simply a big freakin' yawn.

I hate this man, I hate his longshortpants that make him look like he has no legs, I hate the way he walks, talks, looks, acts. A little known fact...I myself, grew up in Fresno, Cal. I went to school with Vicki Federline--I imagine that she is related, she looks just like him. He is no different from every other wanna be G walkin' around in Fresno, wishing they could be a rapper. "People don't like me cause I'm famous and rich". Guess what? People want to like Britney Spears and they would like her husband if he wasn't some parasitic, ostentatious hack like yourse.f YOU are NOT famous or rich, YOUR WIFE IS. You abandoned your children for money. You have no real talent. The sunshine does hit a dogs ass now and then, but dogs have a short life span, you Fresnan piece of shit!

I've said it once ... and I'll keep saying it until the day I die:

"DOUCHE BAG!!"

Which reminds me - the only thing I've personalized lately was that last roll of toilet paper.

Equalparts
Did kids like that scare you in school man are you going a liitle over board.
Take a deep breath and takes your meds and it will be all right.

Don't you mean Britney's Ferrari?

http://www.celebslam.com

they're not personalized. it's the name of the part

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Last year's news. I believe I even saw the pictures of the brakepads on this site.

Those brakepads aren't personalized, that's what brakes are actually being called now. When something puts the brakes on a career, grinds it to a jarring halt, it is a Federline. Hence, from now on all brakes/brakepads shall be called Federlines.

K-Fed did have it painted on.

Read on:

http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/celebrities/federline-desecrates-ferrari-enzo-undoubtedly-pissed-143440.php

@11 - Equalparts,I second your post. The day something terrible happens to K-Fag, be it decapitation, hillbilly castration, or a fit of public shits, I will celebrate with a nice dinner. Why hasn't someone beaten the shit out of him already? If for nothing more than to become instantly idolized by millions of like-minded individuals. And he always has that look on his face, like a cross between constipation and retardation.

It should more appropriayely read "FAGGOT" in ferarri lettering.

#11- You fricking read my mind.
I do (sadly) believe he is the Best Kept Man on the planet. Jerry Hall is probably jealous- maybe they should exchange numbers. At least he couldn't get her pregnant (or could he? I think she has hit menopause, but with his super K-Fed sperm, anything is possible...)

Ridiculous/retarded

http://www.10pennypixel.com

.....i think that's cool....the brakes, I mean...

It's fucking annoying when fucking idiots are fucking rich.

I... I just... hmph. Maybe the world will be a more tolerable place if we all just succumbed to K-Fed. As it stands, every day, I just want to ram spikes up my ass and fill my eyes with battery acid out of pure hate for this fucktard. I can't do it anymore. Too much effort.

Nevermind. Will hate him until I die.

Man. I can't wait for the album.

Can't.

Freakin'.

Wait.

I dont understand why people hate him? So what if he was a backup dancer that married someone worth $200 million? Wow big deal.

I would like to know who the mechanic was who got so lucky he got to install those personalized breakpads. I can only imagine what he was thinking. I hope he found a way to make that car rattle when he gave it back to this idiot.

30 - get a clue. Why should anyone hate K-fed? How about for Shar Jackson? Does this douche do anything other than knock up women?

Another reason people hate him is that he believes that teh fame of his wife extends to him and makes HIM famous. He is a pretentious and pompous asswipe that should be executed at the first available opportunity.

OH, I forgot to mention TALENTLESS as well.

I give up on life. My parents used to tell me that I had to work hard to buy a Ferrari. They didn't say anything about knocking a pop star up and forcing her into a life of indentured money-machine servitude. This guy has got to go, and by that I mean he should be dead.

http://wampoon.com/

It's Lollipop GUILD, not kids, moron.

Dear 30,
before i discovered the beauty of celebrity bashing i had been living in the dark like you are now. let me elaborate, i used to think that celebrities like LoHo and K-Fag were actually people that one should just let live happily while they absorb the rays of lime light with their personalized ferraris and freckles...the Superficial helped me find the light.Now,# 30, darling, i know that we the people should speak our minds freely about the talentless douchebags that are worshipped blindly by the great unwashed masses, also known as "celebrities". So go ahead, # 30, indulge and don't hold back...just say you hate the fuckers...you will be happy one day, like me...TATA.

i would like to thank the Church of the SUPERFICIAL for guiding me through the tough times...I wouldnt have made it without you vain vain people.So thank you!

Someone stop the madness that is K-Fed.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Someone stop the madness that is K-Fed.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I know I've allready posted like 15 times today, but I know there are a few hundred meaningless things I forgot to cover. I know everyone allready knows that I'm a rock star around here. Just ask Jacq who in the last thread stuck her tongue so far up my ass that she was able to actually lick my spleen, thanks again jacq, and another thing I was wondering the importance of dress ettiquette, I mean if you are out and you get something stuck in your shoe like a pebble or a piece of glass is it appropriate to just take your shoe off right there and dislodge the pebble? And by the way in the morning I put on one sock then the shoe and then the other sock and other shoe, I used to be a sock sock shoe shoe person but that changed as I got older and wiser. Don't you love my six page novels I write everyday?

Amazing that no one noticed the chick in picture 2....

Think it is his side piece of ass?

haha! he has to bang a whale for that car.. sucker.

Ive seen Kevin several times in Santa Monica, most recently wondering around the lobby of the Fairmont (which is a 5+ star hotel) and I kid you not the man was carrying a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon...he is ultimate white trash with a permanent shit eating grin on is face. His 'performance' at the Teen Choice Awards.......A CATASTROPHY- Please Brit, stop the madness NOWWWWWW!

Once again, K-Fed has taken something beautiful and Federlined it.

http://www.hulkmad.com

"I've never been so offended by brake pads in my entire life."
Technically those are brake calipers; just thought you should know

He reminds me a little bit of the guy who cuts our grass. You don't really notice that he's LD until you look at him or talk with him for a few minutes.
ANYWAY, I mention this because if they are as similar as I believe them to be, it would explain why he keeps getting people pregnant: idiotic fear of the vasectomy, based on stupidity. How do I know this? Well, my husband (who had a vasectomy last year) was outside paying our lawncare guy, who is contemplating a vasectomy. So, my man's like "It's no big deal, just a little snip".....and the guy flips out with joy and disbelief. He was under the impression that a vasectomy involved CUTTING OFF THE TESTICLES. This is a 35-year-old man who thinks that every vasectomy patient voluntarily went to have his ball cut off.

To me, this is amazing. And it explains why stupid fucking hillbillys have 15 kids from each relationship. I can only assume that a woman thinks "getting your tubes tied" means cutting off your legs and sewing shut your vagina.

*balls*--very important correction here

@40 - Thank you so much. In your ignorance you have paid me the biggest compliment one can get here at The Superficial - posting under someone else's name. Jealous much? Your post comes close to something I would write, lacking only wit and intelligence. But I digress, thanks again for the honor and may you have sweet dreams of Kevin Federline tattooing your name across his ass.

lol #36

There are celebrities that are worth bashing on I agree for stupid things. However with K-Fed people just hate him because he was a nobody that married a somebody and then just attatch 'he thinks hes good' when really they are just pulling that out of their ass. I mean no one called Bill Gates wife a money grubbing whore when she married the richest man on earth(aka. she was a nobody who worked data entry for microsoft).

49 - You are joking right?
The only accurate thing you said here is that Melinda Gates married Bill Gates.

A few thoughts for you....
1. Melinda Gates did not get knocked up to marry Bill. - (Knocking up Brit was a boon for this asswipe)
2. Melinda Gates did not jump out into the world of computer software and declare she was a "superstar" while releasing her own version of Microsost Windows. - (K-Fed is a musician?)
3. Melinda Gates did not have two kids by Michael Dell - (K-fed has Shar Jackson)

Had she done any of those things, I would call her a money grubbing no talent whore who rides Bill Gates coat tales.

Now go look at K-Fed. HE IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
If you think otherwise, you have issues...

I find it delicious.
I find it delicious that he gets up, puts on his cap, tilts it and thinks he looks awesome.
I want to drown him in manure.

I sure miss the old 'Fish days.. Papa, Osh, Pinky, Tranny, Pagan, sweetcheeks, jane's eyre, new guy, edna, Zanna....

I'm going to Spank's. And The Granny's, they've got some yummy snacks over there.

I thought Heath Ledger was the new Joker? Hey-yo! ahh shit.

krisdylee:
CORNDOGS!!!

@48-unwashed, i'm glad you cleared that one up(#40).
i was wondering what had crawled up your ass!
i still hope and pray for a troll-free environment.

Thank you PunjabPete, I feel better now that the utterly absurd has been corrected in black and white.

Speaking of K-Dick I'd stomp on him and piss on his stupid crooked wearing hat.

How much longer before some chick comes out preggers and points the finger at this asswipe?

He can't even parade around on Britney's money correctly -- his brake pad is dirty.

@54 My sticky buns, you have to get over to the Grannys for a delic boom-box sandwich, not as tasty as an Eskimo pie, but pretty darn close.
I miss the old fish days too. And where the hell is Papa, I don't think he's over at Spanks or the Granny's, unless I just haven't figured out his handle. I am a bit slow, eh?

$100 to whoever keys it.

$100 to whoever keys it.

Maybe he is afraid he will lose them so his Mommy made him put his name on them so other kids would not mistake them for theirs. You know, out in the playground things can get confusing.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

K-Fed!!!!!! God, he's hot. He rocked the Teen Choice Awards which were otherwise a puke fest. K-Feds my hero. My hot hot hot hero. I have to go rub the nub now.

#50 you're right bceause she's too old to have kids now.

1. the only person who is a piece of shit is the person who tried to declare another person a piece of shit.
2. whether or not anyone here wants to admit it, k-fed will have a career and songs on the charts.
3. some people just need to get over their jealousy. there is no other answer. you can saw 'no hes a loser' he cant do this, he cant do that, and those answers are of grade two students, the retarded ones...
4. some people people are handed things and some people are given things but they get to the same place. if you had any movtivation you'd make yourself a someone by declaring yourself a superstar. however you won't.

Wow sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xakGXXaTXYs

Who are the Lollipop Kids?
Do you mean the Lollipop _Guild_ midgets in the Wizard of Oz?

Anyone think he runs like a girl?

This guy is such a douche that I just want to sprinkle his vinigar and water ass on my salad.

Ahh yall jus jealous a me. I put da mojo voodoo on da Britney HO. Now she unda maa spell. so go ta hell all yall

I think the reason I hate K-Fed more than the obvious reasons is the fact that he reminds me of an ex boyfriend, who dressed the same and was just as dumb, if not a little bit smarter. Only he didn't try to rap. And the fact that when I figured out he was a fucktard, I dumped his ass and never looked back. Brit, however, is not that smart, and instead she procreated with this little shit. This is why they make me cry. BRIT, WAKE YOUR WHALE ASS UP.

Nah, I hate her too. Let them suffer. Just don't bug me with your music and kids and STUPIDITY. Maybe they'll end up accidentally killing each other.

Pic three fittingly sums up how I shall always visualize K-Fag: Scratching/rearranging his balls with a not-so-bright look on his face.

Why is this kid so obsessed with being a gangster? God. Britney probably loves black guys.

http://www.foxyones.net/

To be more cool he could of just gotten this car instead of defacing a Ferrari:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/03/08/ferrari-fxx-super-enzo/

************************************************** EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GEM OF A FEDERLINE QUOTE!!

(On his 'acting debut' on CSI to air in October, from People magazine)

"I was doing stuff for the Teen Choice Awards, and got the call while we were rehearsing and I pissed in my pants! I was excited right off the bat. It's the only show that I really, really watch."

He pissed. In his pants. I'm not going to assume he's making a joke here. I'm going to assume he actually pissed in his pants. Because it's K-Fed. What a fan-fucking-tastic way to start the weekend!

Now they all smell Downy Fresh!

Would anyone care to join me in some good old down home donkey fucking? Let me know. My asses are primed and ready.

Hey # 11, will you marry me? I couldn't agree more! Spenderline has no talent, or class and I'm thinking not much in the brain department. He's like a big friggin' dufus. Doh de doh. Look at me and my purdy car. And look at my hat on sidewaaaaayz. I'm so cool. Doh.

WHERE THE HELL IS PAPA??
Anyway- #62: Yeah, right... he is just sooo talented, sooo good looking that, even without Britney, he would have exploded onto the American pop scene and took us all by storm. (Yes, I am being sarcastic.) No one is 'jealous' of him, any more than we are 'jealous' of Paris Hilton. We are, however, all just amazed that such a waste of human matter is allowed to live, let alone breed or make money, on this planet. No looks, no brains, no talent, and not a shred of human personality, and obviously not a shred of human decency, either (just ask his ex and his other two children.)
I only wish him well in his ability to pay his child support.

I love Britney...she is the ruler of America!!!!

Who doesn;t want to be paris hilton...hot and rich?!! omg clearly #76 is jealousss

Can't wait to see him on CSI in October. Three words: jump the shark.

The sad thing is that K-Fed doesn't even know what brake pads are for.

why did the spoilt brat have to ruin the only show on TV I actually watch?

Selfish git

well of course he got a kfagstumized ride.. i mean come on.. he deserves it.. he did manage to resperminate britbrit and for that feat alone and considering how fugly she's been looking, he's a real prince.. maybe she'll untie the stingybitch purse strings now???

http://www.stingybitches.com/Stingy%20bitch%20of%20the%20day.html

#5..the black card you refer to is the American Express Centurion card...and it has been reported recently that she issued him one. This card has no spending limit. Much like Mr. Federline here. Coincidence?

K-FED IS MY HERO!!!!!!!!!

I mean, check him out. A complete nobody who already has 2 babies with some other broad, swoons America's pop idol sweetheart, marries her, convinces her to take care of his "other" old lady and her kids, knocks her up not once but TWICE, gets her to buy him a ferrari and a pool full of sharks, and on top of that he has about as much talent that can be collectively found at a special olympics ceremony. I mean Christ! This is what America is all about!!

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!!!

62 - I almost thought YOU were K-fed from all the BS you are spouting. Then I remembered KFAG isn't smart enough to use a computer, despite those "amazing-ass test scores" he got on the GED. (loser)

As to your other comments.... Let's start with a reference to #4...

"some people people are handed things and some people are given things but they get to the same place. "

No shit. Ever heard of a synonym you fuckwit? Hey, here is one... Some people are stupid and some people are morons but they get to the same Kfed thread to post...

On to #2. Really? That would be why everyone in Hip Hop is laughing their asses off and saying they will just ignore the no talent wannabe?

Regarding #3. People hate him because....
He runs around knocking up women...
Shar Jacksom was actually pregnant when he hooked up with Brittany. (what a good guy)
He has no talent whatsoever...
His only claim to fame is being lucky enough to bang (and wreck I might add) Brittny Spears.
He thinks he is the shit when really he is just... well. SHIT. Oh, and by the way, you can eat mine.

who is shit, the one who is famous or the one who talks shit on a website...obvi #85 is jealousss

Let's just hope those break pads are just like him..CRAP! And let's also hope they break and his car crashes and burns, just like his career will.

Something new needs to be posted. I don't care about Kevin or his Ferrari anymore. Actually, I never did!

Kevin is a god

I kinda think good ol' K-F'i'd
Resembles a Garbage Patch Kid
Does he fart?
Does he crap?
Does he spew?
Gawd, he raps!
Of him I wish we could be rid.

#83 I agree, Federfuck is definitely living a Don King moment...

How will he ever be able to fit two car seats in that Ferrari?

another reason for you to be ashamed. (yawn)

Oh, now would you look at this....the three of us all together again, all in a row. (91, 92, 93) It's like.....serendipity. If only Biatcho were here with us, Rich. Then the three of us could begin our day with DanYELL telling us that she feels sorry for us because we're diseased and poor and our mothers are hookers. And she could tell us how her first week at Howard (cough, UDC, cough) went.

#94 - Go easy on the DeVry tech online students... I'd like to think my tax dollars are getting some good use turning a spunky kid around... and not in the usual way she's used to being that 'spunky' kid getting turned around either...

95--I think you mean "turned out."

fugly people are so funny....guess that's why i'm not?

Don't be so hard on yourself... I think you're a laugh a minute.

a fugly person would think so...guess that's why you spend your days and nights crackin' people up on corners..in sewers..basically anywhere where your ugly ass can find a friend..or a lover.

..like I said.....

what the hell is that stench?

I don't know what that stench is but it's coming from spot #99 -- I think Paris Hilton left a pair of her dirty undies there.

And here I was, making a commitment to be nice to the idiots of the world because, it's not their fault is it? So I consulted a preacher, a rabbi, an imam... fuck I even emailed the Dalai Lama and got the same response each time: embarass the stupid bitch. Now I'm not one to trust 'holy' men, so I decided I would be nice. Oh silly me. It seems like the god groupies were right.

predictable response coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1......Oh yeah, jazzymammmy those are YOUR undies that stink because you get STDs like Paris Hilton who is your mom you are stupid and unsmart. oh well, i feel sorry for you. Now go die.

Longest 15 mins of fame I've ever seen.

3rd Picture, K-Fag is thinking, "What is that in my pocket? It feels like, a leg. Oh, it's my leg."

did anyone read the quote that he apparently got high test scores in math in high school? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what? i would never in my life call you jazzymammy..cumtastic juicewhore maybe..but never jazzymamy. thats lame.

First, it's jizzymommy, second, you adhere far too closely to the "excepted" rules of grammar, vocabulary and punctuation for that to be my Halfrican-American queen. Have you no decency???

Could you please be quiet? I'm trying to watch Oprah.

You called me jazzymammy last week, DanYELL. I'm hurt you don't remember. cumtastic juicewhore works too. I am cumtastic. And I loves me some gin and juice!!! DanYELL did you like K-Fag on the Teen Choice Awards?

KFag's got skinny little ankles. hee hee.

Okay, i'm sorry. What would you prefer for me to call you?

I really enjoyed Federwhine's performance. But then again, i was drinking red wine at the time so...my hearing may have been a little fuzzy.

I didn't know Oprah had idiot to English closed caption translation capabilities. I swear, modern technology never ceases to amaze me.

?! DanYELL, did you hit some major anger management hypnosis session this weekend? you seem like a kinder, gentler DanYELL. You haven't called me whitey almighty or my mother a crackwhore in....4 posts.

Maybe it's because you're nicer than Bitchport.

BTW, #112...You really do get dumber and more boring by the second, don't you? Your cocaine addicted whore of a mother must be proud to know that she raised a brain dead whino idiot.

#114 - Comic gold!!!!! My sides are aching... woo... I can't... HAHAHAHAHA... to hell with those two chicks on Best Week Ever, you're the funniest Halfrican-American chick ever!

By the way, you can go to www.m-w.com if Oprah uses any two syllable words in today's episode (i.e. 'whino'... don't you mean wino?). Like I told you before, I'm here to help.

#113 - She's on some great meds... well whatever meds her 'clients' are on. I once had someone tell me my man-Jergens tasted like Guiness after a night of drinking, so she must be ingesting filtered amounts of Oxycontin, Vicadon, Tylenol 3, Meth, and yayo. That'll sedate her if she swallows enough... and no, I didn't learn that from my disease ridden crack whore of a mom on the corner...

Earth to Bitchport...you can stop tag teaming now. Jrzmommy doesn't care to hold conversations with bigot sperm drinkers anymore. Stop trying to salvage a friendship that never existed, you lame fugly twat.

Go get a brain, a life, a girlfriend. You have WAY too much time on your hands.

What a complete buffoon....

I don't? I happen to belong to the Friends of Bigot Sperm Drinkers Society -- the FBSDS. I just don't understand why DanYELL suddenly wants to buddy up to me? Maybe she liked the babyname ideas I gave her? Does she need a letter of recommendation or something? And why does she think I'm nice? It's too early for this I need a cocktail.

#117 - Again??? HAHAHAHA!!!!! You bring the funny, no question about it... you hurt my sides more than running up a few flights of stairs after a night of binge drinking and weed! Jrzmommy is one fucking funny beeotch and I enjoy reading her damnYELL the cunt spankings, but I can handle your Halfrican-American ass all by myself. Now don't you have some skin lightening sessions to attend before you go back to DeVry?

Seriously Bitchport, you and your lover can go rub your twat's together now. Go spread your little diseases and be happy.

And for the last time, I do NOT go to whatever low budget schools you just listed above. If you're so adamant about me going to colleges that you obviously attend, why don't you just come up to Howard and say so to my face. Of course, you'd have to go through my legions of friends who would happily kick your ass to a pulp, but still do come.

atleast brit-cheesypuff knows what part of car to tamper with now ...... hopefully he be goin really fudging fast down some huge hill with a hard tight corner and cliff off the side. well thats my dream enjoy ur cat fight girls let me know when the jelly wrestling will start.

hmmmmm should i bring custard or beer to jelly wrestling .sigh the choice i have to make its make life so hard

#121 - Touchy , touchy, my little Halfrican-American queen! I mean, what can four kids with pocket protectors and speech impediments do to me? I mean, I hear that gangstas hang out at Howard and all, but to stoop to pretending you know any of them is a stretch even for you. Like I said before: DC is where gangstas grow up pretending to be from real 'hoods. You really are a moron.

122-- so you're hoping for K-Fag to have a Princess Grace moment? Interesting. I like it!

rich--you'll be searching that campus in vain. Remember, you can find DanYELL at the DC DMV sitting at her desk doing her nails and getting surly when asked to do her job.

Rich: "Excuse me, miss, are you DanYELL?"

DanYELL: "I is on my break!"

#125 HA!!!

You see damnYELL. Now THAT'S funny. Take notes...

justaskmymammy- Just like searching your ass for your next lame comeback i suppose?

justaskmymammy- "Like Hello?, are's ya gonna help me with this dern thing?"

danIELLE- "I don't speak fugly white trash hillbilly talk"

#124 You live in the hood? Why didn't you just say so? I'm sure Mayor Anthony Williams would be delighted to come by your shack and loan you a couple of dollars....

I think you should read the Autobiography of Malcolm X... no not just that sentence and no not the movie, the actual book. Then I think you should redeem yourself by saying "I'm Black and I'm proud!!!" and laying off the skin whiteners. I'd lend it to you myself, but I don't want the entire Mail Room at the DMV mad at me for trying to make you act whiter by proving you read anything "accept" Jet and Black Hair.

And yet another dazzling display of DanYELL's creativity and finely honed wit, courtesy of DC Public Schools. give it up for DanYELL the Cunt and her devotion to plagarism.

goddammit danielle. here's 5 bucks, go buy a hint. Or steal it & use the 5 bucks to buy a couple of bottles of Mad Dog.

DanYELL is so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside she grabs a bowl and spoon.

5 bucks? Now why the hell would you be so generous as to DOUBLE her WIC check?

DanYELL's armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock!

Danyell's cooch is so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a leglock. BA-ZING!

Oh yeah? damnYELL's so po' she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers...

DanYELL's house is so dirty that the cockroaches ride around on dune buggies!

danyell's so black when she smiles mosquitos fly into her mouth.

Damn...where did all of these lame posts come from? I write one thing and losers just hop, skip and jump on the bandwagon.

I should really have my own website. Flunkies never cease to amaze me.

not damn... damnYELL.

damnYELL's so po' people break into her place and LEAVE money...

yes, DanYELL you should have your own website, www.pumpfat.com

DanYELL is so nasty that I called her to say hello and I got an ear infection.

DanYELL is so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.

god hes a loser... wow. thats so like him too, to write his name on his brake pads, so everyone can see it, and kno its him, even when hes got his windows up, so they can pull up beside him crack open his window and unload the entire contents of all the guns they own in that car.... along with a condom that should be shoved so far down his throat it knocks britney out next time she goes down south... i think i just puked alittle in my mouth at the thought of that.

blech.

#139. Could you be any more original? I mean seriously, that joke was told ages ago...kinda like when you were born.

#140. Or better yet, www.whyhateonme.com...that way everytime YOU visit it, you'll realize that you're just too fugly to hate on anyone other than yourself.

..again. Another lame ass joke. Are you 3, or better yet...can you even count that high?

Here's a real joke: What do you call 2 fuckbags who salivate over each other and then jerk off together in a tub full of vomit?

Answer: jrzmammy and Bitchport's mother's after they've screwed two street bums and have given birth to shit...(cough)...you guys...although I really can't tell anymore. You two just act way TOO sissy like to be men.

lmao @ richport... poor jks are so funny

im clueless though... whos danielle? are we having a internet fight

#144 - Please say her name properly, it's damnYELL the cunt. She's an online tough guy who has serious delusions of ever being funny. We're trying to help her by suggesting she lick razor blades and follow it with a rubbing alcohol chaser. She's my Halfrican-American queen, about 30 years too late for the Black power movement, with the IQ of a regurgitated grape. And she hates words longer than two syllables.

"You two just act way TOO sissy like to be men. "

so do you think the "mommy" part of my name gave it away to her? was I too obvious?

damnYELL is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

BIO of DanYELL the Cunt:

Product of DC Public Schools; DC Civil Servant; Mother of four (Lexis, Dontaaaye, Uni'que and De Jamiqua)

Characteristics: random overuse of Caps Lock; intense paraphrasing in rebuttal posts; hates white people yet goes to church every Sunday from 10 a.m. to 6:00 p.m and claims to be a Christian.

Annual income: $22,000
Amount spent annually on braids and acrylic nails: $11,000

Domain: Housing project in SE DC

Car: Nissan Maxima, soon to be repossessed by Eastern Motors--where your job is your credit

Biggest Lie--Junior at Howard University

Notable Quotable: "I is on my break, motherfucker! Damn!"

I just can't compete with your intellect. I mean, seriously. If I were ever to meet you, I'd probably go to sleep within a minute.

JAZZYCUNTBAGWHOREMOMMYFUCKER'S BIO:

*gratuated School for the Blind and Dysfunctional in 2005.

*thee end*

(graduated)

That's nice. Insinuating that blind people are dysfunctional. You are such a cunting whore bag and a useless waste of an afro.

I don't think you'd fall asleep so much as get that eyes glazed over, deer-in-the-headlights look, just like you did when it was explained to you that going to Howard Johnson's for an application is not exactly the same thing as going to Howard.

(moron)

intense paraphrasing in rebuttal posts

#152. stop talking to yourself like that.

#153 and #154. Unless you have a degree from a school that doesn't require a mandatory blood test upon entry, I suggest you not preach to me about what schools I "supposedly" go to. kay?

DanYELL you put the HO in HoJo!!

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll take it to heart. Now here's one for you: I suggest you go fuck yourself.

Jrz and Biatcho, I have a feeling that, with a dedicated effort, we can get her to repeat her Junior year again, forcing her to not pay attention in remedial English and continually responding... of course they only have two years in community college, but don't tell her that. She's got a gang of people on call, waiting to kick our asses.

bitch studying phonics and that's about it.

#157. and #159. You no longer exist.

#158. Again...what educational background does your incomplete sentence forming ass have? I don't hear you? Wanna buy a vowel?

I'm the same person in 157 and 159. So you could have just said the former or the latter, either would have sufficed. Or called me by name. I'll translate for you in case that confused you,
Girl, damn, bitch the same! Say one or the other! Mmm mmm mmm. Sistah, I be down wit whatevah! Say my name say my name say my name---woooooo damn girl.....where'd you get yo' weave?

...and yet the asshole still can't seem to take a hint. Let ME translate to YOU:

"Like, emagod...stop like totally stalking me! I am like so friggin' over you, kay? Go and like get an awesome blowjob from like one of your totally cute street whores like you so totally do with your free time anyways. Gosh! Becky, let's go get an awesome tan so that we'll look totally hot for Bob's party later, kay? Becky: Super!"

*That's some pretty heavy ghetto slang that you just perfectly demonstrated above. I mean, it would be..since you were brought up speaking that way.

jrzMOMMY ---MOMMY do you get that? That means female, no dick, no bjs. And what is it, am I a white valley girl or am i a black girl from the hood or am i hillary from the fresh prince of bel air? on the one hand you're making fun of my etheral whiteness and then you're making fun of me because I speak in perfect ghetto slang because that's how i was brought up........we're boggling your mind, aren't we DanYELL. Your peabrain is getting all oatmealy.

# 61- is that you K-Fed...?

# 62- is that you mom of K-Fed...?

The fact that you think "oatmealy" is an actual word sums it all up.

I could go for some oatmealy oatmeal right about now... Oatmealy is an adjective. Anything could be a word. Words are created for uses. Oatmealy was created so we could describe something that was oatmealy. Shizzle is a word to people. So is oatmealy... now I'm hungry.

danYELL, now don't go and get all uppity on me because I took poetic license. (and no, that doesn't mean all the info on my driver's license rhymes.) you've committed a few grammar abortions here and there.

Oatmealy is off the Chizzane

ugh..thanks #166, i feel relieved.

#167. The only "thing" that's uppity on here is your ignorant ass.

"why" are you using quotation marks randomly?

you must have a very easy course load this semester at Howard University. I rented one of our rowhouses to Howard students and those guys studied morning noon and night. But then again, they actually really went to Howard and weren't functionally illiterate pathological-liars with superiority complexes like you, DanYELL. So what is your major DanYELL? Are you getting your degree in an exciting career in criminal justice? An associates in business administration?

#158 - Uuhhhhhh... last I checked, every sentence I typed was properly formed and grammatically correct. I would like to think that I've inspired some punctuation in your writing, but I see that's "uncorrect". But what can I expect from someone who runs around saying triumphantly "I used to couldn't spell 'college student'. Now I is one".

Lil Kim is being sued for plagarism!
http://www.nbc4.com/entertainment/9747745/detail.html

Article quote: "Tanya Stephens has filed suit, claiming Kim's song "Durty" from her 2005 album "The Naked Truth," matches almost word-for-word Stephens' song "Mi and Mi God" -- released in 1997."

I totally sympathize wtih Tanya-- fucking DanYELL plagarizes me every time she touches the keyboard to type something. almost word-for-word!!! Damn, can't you ghetto girls do anything original?

She ain't ghetto... she's a bougie Halfrican-American. She only works at the DMV because she kept getting thse boxes "Does not play well with others" and "Steals other patients' meds" checked on her sanitarium evaluation form. It was either that or the Post Office.

With the bad shorts, the tattoos, and the hat pulled down low in unaware self-parody, every day K-Fed Yo looks a little bit more like the comeback years of vanilla Ice.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Again, too many damn posts. Since I can't seem to make out what you retards are rambling on about, I'll just sum it all up in one word.......

*Done*

Vanilla Ice was a fucking brain surgeon compared to this numbnuts....

DanYELL, try *defeated* or *humiliated* or *subjugated* or *out of one's league* they're more fitting than done.. Now don't let the door hit you in your HUGE ass on the way out.

remember when danyell thought she was the shit with her "I know you are but what am I" rebuttals... and then it turned out she was really just an incompetant, ignorant douche-solution waiting to clean the vaginas of the greater DC area. delicious.
And if you keep coming back bitchbag, you're gonna get gang-banged each & every time so if you can't take it, don't bring it. Keep it at your local crackhouse.

Could you pull any lamer comments out of your diseased ass?

Seriously, go to college, get an education, and then come back and post something that an 11 year old wouldn't think of. kay?

#178. Your ass is so late.

Stop trying to jump in to a conversation that no longer includes you.

Don't you have a pregnancy test that you should be taking right about now?

she's really got a boner for college educations and diseases, doesn't she?

biatcho??????? is there something you want to share? some big blessed event? hee hee don't you got yourself a pregnancy test you should be taking? hee hee.

Oh wait....I get it. Biatcho -- she said you're LATE, so in her mind that equated to missed period -- pregnancy test. Ya think? Maybe? I struggle to make sense of this one.

please get an education.

a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

wow, that would be awful too if I was LATE & preganant. Because, you see, in danHell's world you should not be married and over 18 to get knocked up. That's the way they roll in the 'hood. Me, being married 3 years & 31, is just asking for trouble!! and apparently white trash???

ir in danhell's world "a mind is a terrible thang". period.

#186 that was just about the lamest thing that has ever come out of your mouth..well that and your dead-dy's limp dick.

what is a deaddy? Are you referring to the fact that I pointed out to you a few months back that my father passed away? Wow... you're even more classless than I remebered you to be the FIRST time around that you made mention of the fact that my father died. But like I always say to you, at least i knew who my dad was and he knew me.
Your fat ass cow of a mother can't remember who she fucked when she had you because she fucks 10 guys a night just to bring you home thr KFC.

awwwww... is someone getting teary-eyed? i know my father bitch.

i also know that he isn't a chain smoker like your pathetic one was.

please do not mistake my mother for the sorry one that you have.

*remember, your mother is the whore who screws any man that says hello and offers her spare change so that she an buy your school clothes sweetie, not mine.

#189 - Again with the witty rebuts? Too funny!!! You must be fun at parties, being a human pinata and all.

It must suck to take ESL in "college"... I thought you bougie Halfrican-Americans spoke English like Bill Cosby, all overly proper and shit. Or like Lester Holt. We have Lil "damnYELL the cunt" Kim instead. damn(YELL), we've been hoodwinked! Bamboozled! But I do thank you, seriously and truly. Only a bitch like you can bring people together across racial lines in such extreme disgust. Not exactly MLK, but I'll take it for now.

danyell - you could never make me cry. Don't give yourself that much credit. I just find it extremely tasteles to discuss the death of someone's family member when you know its true. but I guess it goes both ways since I know for a fact that you're nothing but a classless ingrate with a pimp for a father and a crackwhore for a mother. You're nothing more than a kid from the poor side of town who CLEARLY can't admit it and lives lies each & everyday trying to pretend to be something you're not & never will be. Commence with kiing yourself..... NOW!

Ah, KFED. Bringing together the peoples of the world at the SF... And there was love love love.....

this is all I have to say about that:

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m138/tjneville/e196e867.jpg

jrzmommy
RichPort
biatcho

I enjoy reading the snappy banter amongest you and danielle, but I implore you to keep your plaything exclusively here at the Superfish.

It seems she's trying to spread her cooties over at:

http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

(Check comment #26 under the "McFlapp" thread)

Oye. It's "snappy banter" like this that forces old 'fish-folk to start their own blogs.

Oye. It's "snappy banter" like this that forces old 'fish-folk to start their own blogs.

#194 - #196

My apologies. As you know, there are viruses spread throughout the Internet; damnYELL justs seems to be another one. Yea, it's a bit childish, but fuck, my Halfrican-American queen brings out the worst in me, though the text literally had me crying with laughter. The Tranny/ Zanna blog is hilarious, what with the boom boxes and all. Let's just hope it doesn't get infected with the likes of damnYELL. I remember how most of the old posters here used to pimp smack idiots like bananas and MeganHarris... I'm just continuing learned tradition.

#191. Seriously bitch, when will you stop with this pimp and whore routine. It's too bad you had those figures as your role models growing up, but that doesn't mean that everybody's parents have to be.

And please drop the "i'm so innocent, look at me" act. Your dumbass shouldn't have revealed that your daddy was dead. Although I'm sure that if I mentioned to you that my parent was dead...you'd take it as a joke and run with it. Please don't preach to me about being tasteless when all you've done is digrade yourself over the internet by posting lame comebacks and racial slurs.kay?

I'll sing a song about your entire dumb diddly squat family if I want to. And do you know why? hmmm...Because I can.

Seriously Bitchport..find a girlfriend, a fuckbuddyy...buy a dog. You have WAY TOO much time on your dirty diseased little hands. Go find a job so that you can support your fugly little kids and thier fugly fat pig of a mother. kay?

ImSuicidal- if you're so adamant about dying...why don't you just die already? Stay out converstions that don't involve you...got it, bitch?

Why get a dog when I have my Halfrican-American queen? Oh, by the way, CVS is having a sale on skin whiteners. If you run, you can beat Janet Jackson there.

@198- Spelling lesson for today.

degrade - d-e-g-r-a-d-e - degrade

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=degrade&x=46&y=13

I love you too.

P.S. Taking on those three, you've bitten off more than you can chew.
I'll pray for you, then I'll piss on your grave.

#201. ugh...yeah. I don't remember loving you once. I'll take a spelling lesson from your ass when you graduate from middle school. kay? Also, thanks for the pissing on the grave comment..makes me feel all bubbly inside. Of course, that could just be from the fact that I just got a mental picture of your trailer ass in my head. I think I'll go get some ginger ale now....buh-bye.

#200. I also hear they're having a sale on fake n' bake. If YOU hurry, maybe you'll beat Hohan there.

damnYELL the cunt, my Halfrican-American queen: It really is disingenuous for you to tell your mom you're online chatting with your friends when you're just here getting ass raped in virtual reality.

Here Danielle, so that big word doesn't trip you up.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=disingenuous&x=28&y=17

BitchPort the twat, my evil counterpart: I don't think that I like your peremptory tone of voice.

It's so obvious that you and your 1,2,3...4? little fuckbuddies enjoy making lame and obscure comments to go along with my witty and outlandish combacks. It almost seems as though...you're a weak little prick who gets off to the fact that he can have little bitch fights over the internet.

*If you ask me, I'd say that it's your delightfully taut little ass who is getting the raping. hmmm?

Obviously, wouldn't know 'witty' if it bent you over and trained your enormous ass (which is exactly what's happening). By the way, nice try with 'peremptory', but Shakespeare you ain't... wrong context. Idiot.

Oh bitchypoo, and you would? Your comments are equal to something that someone in an old-age home would think of.

Peremptory (to be official, self-assured and dictatorial) can be used as an adjective..which is what I just did in the above sentence...you lame ass "wannabe smart" reject. And if your stupid twat pea brain doesn't know what an adjective is...let me refresh your memory. An adjective is a part of speech that allows a noun to be limited in description. Examples:

1. Bitchport is a(redneck)human being.

2. Bitchport takes a shit and his entire (uneducated) family takes one too.

See, now you got it!

I wouldn't expect someone with an IQ that equals that of a piece of lint to even spell cat, yet alone give a lesson on how to use a word in its correct context. Stick to your day job hun.

Remedial English and cut-and-paste... perfect together! Now don't those hard working (real) students at Howard need you to get back to the kitchen so they'll have clean dishes for the lunch rush?

Say whatever you lathargic ass wants.

I pitty people of your kind.

Say whatever your lathargic ass wants.

I pitty people of your kind.

Again with the disease and education stuff. What is it with you DanYELL? Why so fixated on those two things? They are important issues, yes, but you're completely obsessed with them. do you rock in a corner with an old ragdoll and say "Mommy doesn't like dirty and stupid Mommy doesn't like dirty and stupid" over and over again?

Excellent. Perfect punctuation.
Excellent. Perfect punctuation.

There's hope for you yet, my Halfrican-American queen.
There's hope for you yet, my Halfrican-American queen.

But of course, the word is L-E-T-H-A-R-G-I-C.

And P-I-T-Y.

And A_S_S_H_O_L_E, you should be familiar with that one.

...and pity only has one "T".

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=pity

I STILL love you Danielle!

#216. ugh yeah retard, fugly number 1 already pointed that out. You really are slow.

I do know 'asshole', in fact I became quite familiar with it ever since you POSTED your opposition on Beyonce's thread. Idiot, you should have taken the constructive criticism and moved on, but no... Now hurry along! The lunch crowd is about to roll in and they sure are hungry from all that studying that real students tend to do.

Unless she meant pitty like armpitty, like her hairy ones.

I specifically remember posting a comment that was addressed to the dearly beloved Meghan Harris that criticized her remark about how Beyonce' was fat and ugly. Not once did I mention your dirty little ass anywhere in my post.

You just came along, unwelcomed of course, and started posting your shitty little comments. So why don't YOU just move along?

The unemployed office closes in about an hour. That'll give you plenty of time to right out your resume' on toilet paper..since you can't afford the real thing.

How do you know the office of the unemployED (or a.k.a. UnemployMENT Office) closes in an hour, DanYELL? You're a DC worker, you basically can kill a litter of puppies and feed them to Anthony Williams then kick Marion Barry in the balls and still not get fired from your job as a DC worker. Why would you know the unemployMENT office hours?

#221. Talking to yourself isn't healthy.

Please seek some help.

I've never actually heard of an office being unemployed. How does that work? I mean, obviously your sense of humor and brain are unemployed, but an office? Oh my Halfrican-American queen, you do make me smile.

DanYELL, Neither is sucking dick for crack but it never stopped your dad so I wouldn't worry so much.

I know! She doesn't work at the DMV--she works at the UnemployED Office!!!! That's why she knows the hours. C'mon my little MoonPie, fess up, you be working at the Unemployment Office!!

Seriously Bitchport, you don't even know your head from your ass.
You truthfully make me feel all warm inside...you know, right before I vomit of course.

#224 and 225. You seriously think these comments are funny? Someone on life support could come up with better jokes.

I P_I_T_Y you.

Hey Jrz, do you notice how she's been capitalizin' and spellin' and punctuatin' and dictionaryin' to keep up with the Joneses? I really am beginning to feel like we deserve tutoring fees here. Do you have the number for the kitchen crew at Howard?

Rich, I know!! It's like "My Fair Lady" only DanYELL isn't a lady but an ugly fucking 2-ton sasquatch. She must have gotten her hooves on a thesaurus because instead of "I feel sorry for you" she is now using pity.

this cumdumpster just won't go away will she? What was with her trying to use some big words? She clearly got them from the dictionary or thesaurus but didn't think to cut & paste so they were actually spelled correctly. Ingrate.

Mcwhitey the Twat:

1. I actually go to a University unlike your mentally disabled ass.

2. Unless you're between the ages of 19-22, I suggest you not post on here anymore.... seeing as though you're brain is too old to comprehend anything anymore. Examples: you, you, and oh yes, you.

3. I could give a less damn about your repeated antics about Howard and Unemployment, and whatever slurs you pull out of your ass by the second.

4. You may now return to your stripping and whipping on the corner day job.