Jun 5 2006OJ Simpson made a sex tape
If you woke up today thinking to yourself you'd really like to see OJ Simpson having sex with two prostitutes then you're in luck. And also a freak of nature. Celebrity sex tape distrubutor David Hans Schmidt released an OJ sex tape on Saturday and it features such lovely scenes as OJ snorting cocaine in the bathroom with one of the women while the other goes through his pants and takes money from his wallet. And another scene features OJ fittingly singing "If I only had a brain."
"I didn't believe in sex addicts until my last few girlfriends," Simpson says on the 25-minute tape, according to a trailer for the video. "I'm a sexaholic! ... If I'm not sexually active, I become destructive." Simpson's lawyer, Yale Galanter, said that while his client may appear fully clothed in portions of the tape, the man having sex "is an imposter." "This tape is garbage," said Galanter. "And we can prove it. O.J. wouldn't do anything like this."
First his prank DVD and now this. I guess murdering people wasn't a strong enough legacy for the Juice as he seems intent on destroying any respect you could've ever had for him. This time next year we'll read about him starting up a Hitler fan club and an organization devoted to kicking puppies. And I don't ever want to meet the person that pays money for an OJ Simpson sex tape.
Reader Comments
1. wishiwasthere - June 5, 2006 5:00 PM
OJ RULES!
2. assholic - June 5, 2006 5:02 PM
Why are you so against this man? I love him.
3. Charlaurz McHall - June 5, 2006 5:05 PM
Bleugh, the very notion of this tape makes me shudder... and not in that very enjoyable way that the thought of Wolverine does. mmmmm, Wolverine.....
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/05/da_vinci_who.html
why hasn't he made a sex tape? A hairy, manly, dirty and rough sex tape??
4. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 5:06 PM
Ewww. Those women got "juiced". I hope this is a joke.
What they didn't mention is that this is also a snuff film--'cuz, you know, OJ loves to kill his women.
5. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 5:07 PM
3
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Who would think that mutton chops could look
so
damn
sexy????
6. mamasita - June 5, 2006 5:07 PM
fifth!!
7. redsonja1313 - June 5, 2006 5:07 PM
OMG make the visual stop please....where is collin ferral when you need his sex tapes
8. mrs.t - June 5, 2006 5:08 PM
I'm just glad he's finally starting his singing career. If he puts out an album and K-Fed kills some people, they can play golf together.
9. Spindoc - June 5, 2006 5:08 PM
I think what most people will remember him for are those Avis Rent a Car Ads.....oh, and Slaughtering his ex wife.
10. PapaHotNuts - June 5, 2006 5:08 PM
From a famous statement made by U.S. Democratic vice-presidential candidate Senator Lloyd Bentsen to Republican vice-presidential candidate Senator J. Danforth Quayle during the 1988 vice-presidential debate.
"Senator, I served with an O.J. Simpson Sex Tape, I knew an O.J. Simpson Sex Tape, an O.J. Simpson Sex Tape was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no an O.J. Simpson Sex Tape."
Off to the gym. You guys have a wonderful evening.
11. Doxes - June 5, 2006 5:09 PM
"This tape is garbage," said Galanter. "And we can prove it. O.J. wouldn't do anything like this."
And he was going to spend the rest of his life tracking down his ex-wife's killer because he wouldn't commit murder, either. How's that search going, OJ?
12. wishiwasthere - June 5, 2006 5:11 PM
#9- Guess the commercials weren't so memorable- it was Hertz.
But yeah, the slaughtering of his wife and her friend is permanently etched in our minds forever.
Total Psycho!
13. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - June 5, 2006 5:13 PM
10 - I wish I could afford to go to the gym. I guess I'll keep doing push-ups and lifting these heavy boxes of dreams I'm trying to sell for a penny *sob*
14. Mary45 - June 5, 2006 5:14 PM
We shouldn't even be talking about this tool. What a fucking asshole. Will someone just kill him already??
15. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 5:14 PM
"O.J. wouldn't do anything like this".
But he has no qualms about murdering his wife and some poor dude.
16. UNWASHEDMASSES - June 5, 2006 5:17 PM
All I want to know is does he decapitate the two whores after having sex with them?
17. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:19 PM
I can't wait till my sex tape finally reaches the light of day. Like OJ, I am also snorting coke, and having sex with prostitutes. Unlike OJ, mine was filmed at 3 am in a 7/11 store. Who knew those security cameras had such good clarity?
18. Charlaurz McHall - June 5, 2006 5:20 PM
Tom Cruise Loves The Cock. I have the proof here,
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/06/scientology_sup.html
19. UnwriteThis - June 5, 2006 5:21 PM
If I ever meet someone who admits to owning an OJ Simpson sex tape, I will never again look them in the eyes knowing what travesties their eyes have seen.
20. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:22 PM
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
I wonder if it's hot enough for Johnny Cochran?
21. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:24 PM
Tranny, you said no one would ever see that video. I guess those weren't pixie stix either.
22. jackspratling - June 5, 2006 5:24 PM
Celebrity sex tape checklist:
* Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee-- check.
* Colin Farrell & model-- check.
* Paris Hilton and cabana boys who had nothing to do at the time-- check.
* ...Now we have OJ Simpson and two random whores who make sure to check his pockets for Bowie knives before proceeding-- CHECK!
TAPES WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR:
* Mary Kate Olson and a cucumber-- it'll be the closest she's gotten to food all year.
* Lindsey Lohan and Fez from That 70's show (you know it's out there-- you don't go on Stern without videotape).
* Kathy Griffin and her one straight male fan. When Kathy Griffin finally finds her one straight male fan, she'll rip her clothes off and jump right into his arms-- on camera.
23. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:25 PM
Tranny, I am also telling Mom you're calling me a prostitute again.
24. English_Rose - June 5, 2006 5:25 PM
What i find funny is he actually is PAYING these women to sleep with him because lets face it no women (with any respect for herself) would sleep with him for free...(well not unless your planning to go to an early grave)
25. frangly - June 5, 2006 5:25 PM
#20, Johnny Cochran be dead. I'm sure he's hot enough where he is now.
26. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:27 PM
Saucie;
Don't tell Mom, she won't let us make out any more!
27. Celetina - June 5, 2006 5:27 PM
Oh, let's give the man a little benefit of the doubt. I mean, given what we know about him (he murdered his wife and made a DVD cashing in on his "fame"), does he really seem like the type to make a sex tape? Really?
It's almost too disgusting to bear. I know people who are desperate for fame, but now a murderer is being an attention whore? He's doing everything he possibly can to stay in the public eye, as though somehow he's endearing himself to us while doing so.
OJ, did you know there's a super-secret celebrity A-list for folks that off themselves? You should try to get on it!
28. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:30 PM
Frankly, I believe OJ is sticking it to the Brown and Goldman families by paying them their civil suit monies with proceeds from a sex tape. It is disgusting.
29. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:31 PM
I actually got kicked out of a hardware store one time, looking for sex tape. The manager frowned on my method of determining quality. And nudity in general.
30. Fugurself - June 5, 2006 5:32 PM
I have a dream. In it, OJ marries Paris Hilton...
31. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:34 PM
#29 Did you look in plumbing?
32. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:34 PM
The plumbing department is where you always find the best pipe to lay.
33. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:35 PM
Saucie;
Let's just say that certain plumbers are going to be very surprised when they open their new can of pipe flux.
34. Saucie - June 5, 2006 5:37 PM
#33 Are they getting 25% more FREE?
35. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:39 PM
At least 25%. They shouldn't sell that stuff with those sexy little brushes and not expect a tryout.
36. Zanna - June 5, 2006 5:42 PM
"If I'm not sexually active, I become destructive" If it doesn't fit..you must acquit.
Why didn't he just use that as his defense. I want to put my stiletto heel right into his temple.
37. ScriptRadar - June 5, 2006 5:42 PM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
O.J.
O.J. who?
I'll kill yaaaaaaaaaargh!...
38. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:43 PM
I did finally find some suitable sex tape. I used it to tape a sleeping sunbather to me. I figured if we were taped long enough she would learn to love me. Some how she got to her cell phone, even before puppy-love set in. Now I can't talk about this any more until they set a court dater.
Ungrateful bitch.
39. Fugurself - June 5, 2006 5:45 PM
OJ said the only anniversary he observes is when
he and his children mark their mother's birthday with a cake.
*********
yeah, and i'll bet that he CUTS IT with a "special" knife...
Marv Levy always knew that O.J. Simpson could make the final cut without practice.
40. Zanna - June 5, 2006 5:49 PM
Tranny:
It's not that...I just wanted to call work and tell them I wasn't coming in. Besides, the tape was making some tan lines in all the wrong places and I can't be having that when I trapse around the pole.
Please don't hate me baby. I swear I'm dropping the charges. Call me.
41. thenewjesus - June 5, 2006 5:50 PM
OK, this is a little difficult but I'll give it a shot...
(generic witty remark including knives, prostitutes, and OJ's wife)
(unrelated tie-in to current big celeb names in the media)
(sad finish about the tragedy of it all)
("unexpected" twist in the end revealing my personal involvement in the story)
*double back flip to handstand*
TADA!
42. Zanna - June 5, 2006 5:51 PM
I meant "trapes". But I know you know what I mean, Tranny.
43. saltpeanuts - June 5, 2006 5:55 PM
If the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit!
44. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 5:58 PM
Zanna;
I am so glad to hear about the charges being dropped! Could you get the restraining order taken off as well, that camera I installed in your shower just doesn't make me feel as close to you as hiding in the closet. Behind the trapes.
45. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 5:59 PM
42
And I think you REALLY meant, "traipse".
But yes, we know what you mean. Now go do your little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk.
46. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 6:00 PM
Oh, wait, you're a stripper. Do they have catwalks? Please say yes, because then my quote might still be funny.
47. Astriastar - June 5, 2006 6:09 PM
"I'm a sexaholic! ... If I'm not sexually active, I become destructive."
Well, I guess we now know why he killed Ron and Nicole...he was just going through a dry spell.
48. HollyJ - June 5, 2006 6:12 PM
He also posed for Science Today: (NSFW) http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.kasralainy.edu.eg/english/students/study/atlas_dermatology/male/male2/29.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.kasralainy.edu.eg/english/students/study/atlas_dermatology/male/male2/MEDCP29.php&h=630&w=625&sz=42&tbnid=MB7Q6GMQNoi2TM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=132&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dinfected%2Bscrotum%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
49. Pearly - June 5, 2006 6:17 PM
48-thanks I'm blind now.
30-I'd buy that tape as long as it came with a happy ending, and not the erotic massage type.
50. Fugurself - June 5, 2006 6:17 PM
@48 my dinner just came out...that is just nasty....
51. MarciTwitches - June 5, 2006 6:18 PM
Gross. I can't believe he gets to enjoy freedom (and LIFE) doing things like this. Will any of his nasty profits go to the millions of still unpaid dollars he owes the families of his murder victims? Hmm.
And this is nicely incriminating: "If I'm not sexually active, I become destructive."
I would laugh if I didn't wanna hurl. EWW.
52. bunnyhugger - June 5, 2006 6:19 PM
# 18
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
that link made my day.
BIG GAY AL (uh, tom) RULES!!
53. bunnyhugger - June 5, 2006 6:25 PM
"HEY, YO BITCHES! HOWD'YA LIKE MY 'HEISMAN TROPHY'?"
and if the glove don't fit.....
(psst. everybody. i think mamacita's back)
54. HollyJ - June 5, 2006 6:31 PM
I'd rather have Madeline's Albrecht's job than have to do OJ Simpson.
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=53930
55. Zanna - June 5, 2006 6:34 PM
@45 - If you want to call it a catwalk, dahhhling then it's a catwalk! I'm actually embarrassed about my spelling error. Somebody spank me. and pull my hair.
The D.A. issued the restraining order that wasn't my idea but I'll escalate it. I knew you were hiding in the closet...your pubic hairs were on my trapes. I used to lay on them at night. Yea, right..USED TO. i still do.
I'm leaving the shades up and the window open. See you tonight around....?
56. Lala - June 5, 2006 6:36 PM
If you guys watched "The Ring", you know the drill. Don't watch this tape. Because if you do watch it, then you'll die. From choking on your vomit.
57. Jacq - June 5, 2006 6:52 PM
It was sexy until the part where he has to slit the girl's throat to get off.
58. HarryNipples - June 5, 2006 6:57 PM
The sad thing is, people will probably pay $$ to watch this shit - the only thing that could possibly make it worse is if Paris Hilton was in it...
Can the courts get any money this douchebag might make selling this pig shit??
59. ptprez - June 5, 2006 7:00 PM
let us pray...
dear lord jesus...
to celebrate the 25th anniversary of aids, may the next white girl skank that "the juice" bangs have so much HIV the fucker takes three steps (like in kill bill 2) and drops...
in your name...
amen...
60. TrannyGranny - June 5, 2006 7:04 PM
Jacq;
Yeah, it's fun to do, but disturbing to watch.
Zanna;
I'm on my way right now, with a special present I've been hoping to be able to give to you *gift-wraps pubic hair pillow, jauntily saunters out the door, whistling the theme song to Hawaii 5-O*
61. spamnews - June 5, 2006 7:07 PM
Wait, they are saying he has a huge 10" cock and he's denying it?
62. Jacq - June 5, 2006 7:08 PM
#53 - No, that person is a fucking rip-off. Mamacita and I talk and she said that name is ghetto.
63. Iambananas - June 5, 2006 7:47 PM
Drink apple juice...
...
...
...
...
...
O.J. will kill you.
64. Iambananas - June 5, 2006 7:52 PM
What's on the link? I refuse to click it for fear of immediate vomiting of what I may (or may not) see.
65. Fire_Crotch - June 5, 2006 7:55 PM
F him F him! Either go find the real killers or disapper Assholio! That is all...
66. sharkbite - June 5, 2006 7:57 PM
Oh, god, well that's the grossest thing I've heard all year.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
67. BarbadoSlim - June 5, 2006 7:58 PM
I will only buy this tape if it ends with the brutal murder of the two ho's.
68. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 8:00 PM
Then he denies it... even though it's on tape.
69. CruisingForCock - June 5, 2006 8:00 PM
64 Go ahead and check out the link. It's just a picture of a flower.
70. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 8:03 PM
Who want's to bet that his is playing in the background:
I love my bitch
I love my nigga
My lady never lets me down
thats why i never let her go
she always here to lift me up
when i fall down and hit the floor
my baby so amazing
let me sit back and count the ways
1...... she the shit
2...... she the shit
3...... she the shit
i love my bitch
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my bitch
she the shit
i love my nigga yup yup
i love my boy
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga yup yup
i love my boy
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga
he bring me joy
I love my girl cause she knows the shit
she acting kinda ill but she aint scared of the dick
got her on tape but though she act kinda rude
bet she know my money gone
she spent a do on a dude
real life chicken let her fucked with a thug
sippin martini's drinkin, wanna fuck in the club
cause . . . see thats my chick
thats my chick, thats my chick
yeah she the shit
and she the type that keep shit on low
never stress the kid when im surrounded with hoes
if you knew the shit that she be doing to me
in the club, in the crib, or when i'm pushing the v
see, shorty ass be all over the place
nigga front she probally put her ass all in your face for me
cause thats my chick, cause thats my chick
cause that my chick, and she the shit
My lady never lets me down
thats why i never let her go
she always here to lift me up
when i fall down and hit the floor
my baby so amazing
let me sit back and count the ways
1...... she the shit
2...... she the shit
3...... she the shit
i love my bitch
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my bitch
she the shit
i love my nigga yup yup
i love my boy
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga yup yup
i love my boy
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga
he bring me joy
you see my bitch she a one of a kind
i know you wish your bitch was a rider like mine
when you see my chick you know my shortys a dime
what she doing with them bitches
she be skipping the line
listen, the type that reserve that ass for a nigga
and if i had to skip town she's hold the stash for a nigga
i'm saying cause thats my chick
cause thats my chick, cause thats my chick
and she the shit
i know you buggin on the way shit sound
but you know you know i love the way my bitch be holdin it down
she is truely thoruow(sp) about the way she be reppin it hard
travel anywhere my shorty come fuck with the gaurd
bust it, mami always creep for you if she can
even if she have to get up and even lie on the stand
i'm saying . . . thats my chick
thats my chick, thats my chick
cause she the shit
My lady never lets me down
thats why i never let her go
she always here to lift me up
when i fall down and hit the floor
my baby so amazing
let me sit back and count the ways
1...... she the shit
2...... she the shit
3...... she the shit
i love my bitch
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my lady yup yup
i love my bitch
(i love you nigga)
i love my bitch
she the shit
i love my nigga yup yup
i love my boy
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga yup yup
i love my boy
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga
(i love my bitch)
i love my nigga
he bring me joy
71. BarbadoSlim - June 5, 2006 8:06 PM
I find it hilarious how some people keep blaming Cochran for doing WHAT HE WAS FUCKING PAID FOR. Lawyers have to defend their clients to best of their abilities. Get that thru your fucking skulls already, they don't have a choice and they don't get to fucking pick.
When one of you upstanding citizens gets into trouble (god forbid) with the law are you going to go and hire the guy that's gonna loose? riiiiiight...hypocrites get the fuck over it already crackas.
72. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 8:08 PM
He wasn't a public defender... he gets to chose who he defended... the blood suckling murder sympathizer. He let a murderer off... he was an awful person.
73. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 8:09 PM
When one of them gets in trouble (God forbid), they will pay for what they did, like people should. But not him, he got away with murder.
74. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 8:16 PM
BarbadoSlim makes it 6...
http://www.thesuperficial.com/banners/five-queens-bravo-428.gif
75. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:17 PM
Tranny and ptprez-- you've got mail
76. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 8:18 PM
Someone needs to cut off a *switch* and beat the living shit out of him...just to hear the final *whimper* out of his fucktard body.....
77. herbiefrog - June 5, 2006 8:18 PM
bugger
c*nt just deleted mu post
not signed in
f*ck you too
anyway
it was basically saying
you let him live?
amongst you?
what were you thinging
i'd betteer pay him a visit
and in other news
tcltc
and is being a c*nt about it
so expect more news there :))
see you soon
#
you are just the
superficial
:)
78. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:19 PM
#75... Ari...
I have a new e-mail addy for the sf..
it's:
pr_prez@yahoo.com
79. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:20 PM
OK, but I just hit ya back @ alltel
I'll make note of it. :)
80. CruisingForCock - June 5, 2006 8:22 PM
Look at that....I got 69.
Nice.
81. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:22 PM
did you re-send it? i don't get mail on the old one. just to let you know... couldn't miss an e-mail from you, you sexy thang you.
82. herbiefrog - June 5, 2006 8:23 PM
#41
see how easy it it :) ?
83. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:24 PM
No, but I'll send it to the new one, if ya want.
#80--Cruising's getting lucky!
84. Zanna - June 5, 2006 8:25 PM
I'll be waiting for you, Tranny....and when I pretend I don't like it...DO IT HARDER.
Love ya! See you soon.
85. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:26 PM
yup yup! hit me with it again, baby babe.
86. herbiefrog - June 5, 2006 8:26 PM
#58
oh hang on a min...
paris is in it ?
oh i'd better watch it asap :)
87. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:27 PM
pt- check it
88. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:27 PM
ari...
81 is not me...the fuck stick from yesterday...
i'll holla at ya...
81 EAT ME...
89. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:28 PM
checked
90. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:28 PM
Dammmmmmmmmmit.
See, now where's that Chinese internet hunting when it could actually be useful?
Bastard.
91. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:30 PM
pt, does your hotmail account not work at all anymore? Because that one, at least, I know is you. It predates all this bullshit.
92. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:30 PM
THIS IS WHAT ARI WROTE IN AN E-MAIL...:
To answer the last question you asked me about men wanting to knock down the door to support me: Most men don't dig a woman that comes with three kids, AND I'm not interested in being owned again. Find me a guy who doesn't want to own me and doesn't mind my munchkins, and there may be something there.
Err.. and I'm nowhere near Ohio. I'm near Fort Worth, TX. I even have the cowboy hat. ;-)
93. herbiefrog - June 5, 2006 8:31 PM
#71
but when you *know*
that you are
defending
a murderer
nothing matters
everything turns to shit
so no
we dont get how you could do that ?
94. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:32 PM
Hmm.. guess that answers that question.
95. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:33 PM
I think you'll have a hard time finding a guy with a stale personality such as yours... HMMM... maybe that's why you're stuck with brats who you can't handle???
Doesn't MIND the kids.??? They must be pretty ugly, then.
Just like you, if you can't find anyone to mooch off.
You are pretty desperate and that's disgusting.
Cowboy hat... rrriiiggghhhttt... did you get it at the row-day-oh? Well gol-ly geepers I dun thought they passed you through the furth grade!
96. herbiefrog - June 5, 2006 8:39 PM
#92
we love kids and babies :)
why would you think
we want to own you?
just trying to help
...and need your help too :)
97. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:41 PM
ari...
what e-mail addy do you have for hotmail? i want to see if it's the right one. i changed it as of about last week.
98. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:42 PM
Herbefrog... can I ask you a question??
99. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 8:43 PM
71: Yeah, lawyers have an obligation to defend clients. However, the manner in which they do so is well worthy of criticism. Granted, the OJ prosecution team fucked up what was probably the easiest prosecution of all time, but Cochran and the other members of the "Dream Team" brought no credit to the legal profession with their tactics, either.
100. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:43 PM
why do you hit enter between every sentence or random word?
101. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:43 PM
ari...check it..
102. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:44 PM
99... they have no obligation to defend anyone... they can quit, leave the case for personal reasons and not get involved... but he was greedy and wanted to see if he could get a murderer off
103. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:46 PM
Fa-
Did you get an email from me? Weird shit going on around here lately.
104. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:47 PM
did you check it ari?
105. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:47 PM
i got the email ari
106. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:47 PM
89-92-95-97-100
you are a punk bitch whose ass i'd fuck if i knew you in person...
i hope you have fun because you obviously have nothing else to do in your lowly bitch-fucked -in -the-ass-life...
107. ptprez - June 5, 2006 8:50 PM
105
as i fucked your dead grandmother's skull, i could hear the noise"willow is a bitch, willow is a bitch"
108. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 8:50 PM
Ari: Yeah, thanks. Looks like the sociopaths are out on day release, huh?
109. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:50 PM
Come on ptprez... be nice. You really don't know that person and the hostility is unhealthy for someone you don't know. It makes you look bad to react like that. Like you have no control over yourself or your thoughts. It makes you seem ignorant because you can't think of real words and immature.
110. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:51 PM
Yeah, they sociopaths sure were released from the institurte today Fa!!!
111. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:51 PM
pt- no worries, at least a couple of those I knew weren't you. I let my guard down, so, MY BAD there. All in all, it could have been worse.
112. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:52 PM
Oh, WHEEEE!! I have my very own wanna-be now! Now I feel special.
113. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 8:53 PM
Ahh, better to just cave their skull in. :)
114. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 8:55 PM
*yawn* Gee, nick-swiping. Haven't seen that done since the days of IRC. Unfortunately, no one witty ever does it....
115. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:56 PM
fa... hit me on my new e-mail addy... treeleafoak@yahoo.com
G2g!!
116. Ari - June 5, 2006 8:57 PM
Fa-- 115, not me.
117. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 8:58 PM
112: Consider yourself lucky. No one would ever wanna be me and have to spend time in this office every day! :)
Had someone try to pull some identity theft on me one time. 48 hours later, the guy returned my wallet and mailed me $1,500 and a note saying: "Dude, I'm SO sorry!"
118. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 8:59 PM
116: Yeah, the eau de fucktard kinda gave it away.
119. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:00 PM
Fa -- 166 is NOT me!
120. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:00 PM
This is so redicilous! CUT IT OUT!
121. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:01 PM
Aegir is *not* happy. Feeling the urge to smite.
122. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:02 PM
Another proud graduate of "Lurn to Spel with Djeffry Chaucer."
123. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:02 PM
Fa -- How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop?
124. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:04 PM
I think the owl said two. Works for me.
125. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:04 PM
I think he's gone now... the last many have been me.
126. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:04 PM
I love lamp.
127. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:05 PM
Air Air bo berry, banana nana be berry me mi mo merry... ARI!
128. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:06 PM
Fa fa bo ba banana nana fo fa me mi mo ba FFFFAAAA
129. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:06 PM
Is that related to "love lies limp?"
130. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:06 PM
Tucker tucker bo bucker banana nana fo.... I'm done playing this game.
131. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:07 PM
I love... lamp.
132. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:09 PM
Hey. Where did you get those clothes? The toliet store?
133. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:09 PM
I ate a big, red candle.
134. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:10 PM
I pooped a hammer.
135. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:10 PM
Apparently love repeating yourself as well. Must be a big hit at parties.
136. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:11 PM
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
137. ptprez - June 5, 2006 9:11 PM
it's amazing that the fuck-head who says we have no life takes the time to try to be like us...
138. Whipper_willow lambananas Assclown - June 5, 2006 9:12 PM
Typekey sucks! I cannot believe that you can simply change your display name to whatever fucking name you'd like.
Look, now I'm Whipper_willow Iambananas Assclown.
139. tsarinaamanda - June 5, 2006 9:12 PM
To whoever is impersonating people on here:
GET A FUCKING LIFE. Find your OWN identity, and stick with it. I guess you cannot get anyone to talk to you otherwise, so you have to pull this shit. You are ruining this site, and soon enough you will run everybody off, and you will be talking to yourself, like you usually do. Trolls like you are the lowest form of internet scum (next to pedophiles, which I would be willing to bet you are one of them as well). I'm sorry that you have a pathetic life, your family hates you, you have no friends, hell, you probably couldn't PAY someone to be your friend, you fucking maggot-infested pile of horseshit. I don't know what your problem is that you have to get your rocks off by fucking up shit that others enjoy, and I don't give a fuck. All I want is for you to GO THE FUCK AWAY. I hope and pray every night that you will end up being gang-raped by a bunch of angry, AIDS-infested men and then get your throat slit with a rusty shank, and end up drowning in your own vile blood. You were pathetic before, but you REALLY take the cake now, Lame-ass Whipped. We know it's you, you just cannot stand being ignored, you desperately need attention. Please go find a positive way to get it and leave us the hell alone. You have no fucking shame or remorse, and that is truly sad.
140. ptprez - June 5, 2006 9:13 PM
hey willow...your daddy only loves you when you're sucking his cock or he's fucking you in the ass
141. Whipper_willow Iambananas - June 5, 2006 9:13 PM
And now I am just Whipper_willow Iambananas.
The fucker probably set up multiple accounts to make changing ID's quicker.
142. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:14 PM
lol... I'm stepping out of character to tell you that I'm not who you think I am. It's funny the conclusions you come up with. Stop harassing people who don't deserve it.
143. ptprez - June 5, 2006 9:14 PM
140 is me...
and willow wishes it was me...but your mom loves me the way i am...
144. Whipper_willow Is Iambananas The Gay Assclown - June 5, 2006 9:16 PM
Now, I'm more comfortably named Whipper_willow Is Iambananas The Gay Assclown.
145. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 9:16 PM
DONT BLAME ME FOR THIS ONE... YOU GUYS!!! It's totally not me, I'm serious. I just spent like 30 minutes reading all this and it's NOT me... I'm seriously serious. But I like that whole candle thing. Pretty funny.
Just becuase it's not me dosen't mean I can't appriciate the humor in it all... he is being kind of creative!
Pooped a hammer... lol
146. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:17 PM
That comment sort of presumes that I care who you are.....
147. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 9:18 PM
Someone once said "I won't mask me genius" and I will not! You guys gotta believe me.. it's really not me. It's getting kind of dull, even I can admit that.
148. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 9:19 PM
And finally, I have assumed the display name of the little cocksucker. How you diggin' it Whipper_willow?
I feel unclean.
149. Feed Me Chocolate - June 5, 2006 9:19 PM
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
150. Whipper_willow - June 5, 2006 9:22 PM
:0
151. lameabananas - June 5, 2006 9:23 PM
Look everyone, I EAT MY OWN SHIT!!!
152. Whipper Munches Bananas - June 5, 2006 9:23 PM
:/
153. lameabananas - June 5, 2006 9:25 PM
I just got finished fucking my mother, then my daddy came in and sucked me off til I blew my load in his face. Mmmmm, incest is best!
154. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:25 PM
Aegir, ohhhhhhhh smite, baby, smite. You know I love it. ;)
I suppose I should get upset that this fuckwit is doing this, but this is the best laugh I've had in a while, so... fucktard, please, carry on.
155. Whipper Munches Bananas - June 5, 2006 9:27 PM
Maybe we should resume the protest that was scheduled for Thursday.
Only this time, everyone should log into typekey.com, and temporarily change your display name to "Whipper_willow" or "Iambananas".
You don't have to make sense, just post something lame, like Whipper fucker would. Then leave.
If it doesn't feel like it has a voice, perhaps it will go away. Just a thought.
156. lameabananas - June 5, 2006 9:28 PM
OMG LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEEEAZE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEE!!! I need youre attention, nobody likes me, please like me I need friends please please please, Im tired of space docking alone, I need someone to do the cleveland steamer with me, my mommy and daddy dont like poop, except for dinner and as artwork on the trailer walls.
157. lameabananas - June 5, 2006 9:32 PM
WHY WON'T ANY OF U BE MY FREINDS? PLEEASE, I'M SORRY I'LL BE NICE. I am not Whipper, he is my brother, who is giving me a rim job right now..damn its hard to type when yu are getting ur ass hole liked by family..daddy please stop touching me in my bad place, PLEASE DADDY, STOP! But you keep it up with the asshole licking....MMMG, oh yeaaaahhhh
158. bunnyhugger - June 5, 2006 9:32 PM
jacq re: 62
damn! i miss her!
thanks for the update.
159. lameabananas - June 5, 2006 9:36 PM
74, why are u talking about our mom that way? u really shouldn't be ashamed, a sex change is perfectly normal, so what if she/he is a queen? You're a dog-cock loving pedophile midget homosexual cross dressing redneck AIDS infested ex-con, but I still give u my sweet sweet ass.
160. Iambananas - June 5, 2006 9:39 PM
You don't have to settle for "Lamebanans", when you can be the complete ass clown "Iambananas."
Then again, the feeling of self-loathing is overwhelming after a few moments posing as this freak.
161. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:41 PM
Yeah, mamacita was fun. No more resident grammarian or scatologist. Heh, two "anal" traits in one person. Ha-ha.
162. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 9:46 PM
mamacita was always a fine read - much better than the lame-ass shit we're subjected to now...
163. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 9:51 PM
Concur. Another day or two of this and there won't be anything here but tumbleweeds and crickets chirping.
164. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 9:52 PM
This site is going to crap. Do you hear, that, Superfish guy? CRAP.
165. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 9:53 PM
163
And the many names of Whipper/lameassbananas posting to itself.
166. Ari - June 5, 2006 9:55 PM
I don't think IT likes for the people IT's pretending to be to laugh at IT. Christ, it's not as if everybody doesn't know what's going on.
167. alaskanchicsickle - June 5, 2006 10:00 PM
This shit is just getting too bizarre
168. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:02 PM
simpleton writing style & piss poor spelling is always a dead giveaway...who writes like that? I thought most 4th graders have more substance & style.......
169. tsarinaamanda - June 5, 2006 10:05 PM
Yeah, this place is definitely getting lame. You should be really proud of yourself, Lameass/Whipped/etc for fucking up a really great site. Congratulations, you are a stupid fuck and you've now officially spoiled it for everyone else simply because nobody would give you the attention you are desperate for. I hope you're REALLY proud. This is what happens when they let shit like that get the internet.
170. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:08 PM
165: yeah. I guess the voices in his/her head will finally have free rein to have a conference.
171. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:09 PM
145
Whipper, go back to banging your sister, because we know that's how you guys like it in Tennessee. For someone claiming to be oh so intelligent and have so much class, you sure prove otherwise on this board with all this juvenile nickname swapping you do. Don't even try to deny it, nobody believes you because we know how full of it you are.
172. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:10 PM
I don't know about you, but I am personally repulsed by the fucktard's posting of Ari's personal e-mail.....NOT by what it said, but the very fact that the asshole put it out there and then proceeded to mock Ari. I truly feel sorry that Ari was betrayed like that--no matter what I've read on the SF for months and months....THAT was the filthiest move ever and that asswipe owes EVERYONE an apology for the disrespect.
173. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:13 PM
@171 - how could Whimper be in TN when he previously stated that he "personally" knew Lamebananas who lives in-legend-in-his-own- mind-upscale CA?
174. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:15 PM
169: That was probably the goal from the get-go. Sad, really. Dark little one bedroom apartment, pretty extensive porno collection, lots of fantasy novels and horror movies, and everything The Smiths ever recorded. Probably more than a few pizza boxes with half eaten crusts on the floor, moldy shower curtain. Not a good life. So why not get revenge on people who seem to be having a good time? Show everyone how clever he/she really is, and how - if the world were fair - we'd be lucky to know such a cool person.
It's either do this, or start hiding bodies in the basement.
175. hotintempe - June 5, 2006 10:15 PM
If that whore Hilton can make one, why not OJ?!
176. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:16 PM
172: Yeah, that would seem to merit a chainsaw enema.
177. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:17 PM
172
Fat chance getting one, that would be assuming that it has the ability to feel shame, and it's pretty clear that it was born without a conscience.
178. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:19 PM
Ella: well, if they're in CA, I guess I should declare a jihad against them. *raises scimitar and ululates*
PS: clever handle. Always meant to mention that, but don't think I ever did.
179. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:22 PM
please feel free to jihad hard and sideways against that parasite! ellaminnowpea was a book title - clever story...book was published with several different book covers as well...
180. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:22 PM
173
Simple. He lies, and he's so far deep into it that he doesn't know where he lives, either. It doesn't help that he never emerges from his mom's basement, save to molest the family dog, so after a while, and after so many drugs, thinks tend to get a little fuzzy.
181. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:23 PM
178
"alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!"
182. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:26 PM
...and one can certainly tell when one has forgotten to take ones medication! There appears to be multiple issues with that punk - and ain't none of 'em worth a shit!
He's got some major hyperactivity issues.
183. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:27 PM
181: Yup! Now to adopt my nom de guerre: Hassan bin Layyed. Death to the Infidel defiler of the 'Fish!!
184. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:32 PM
...must be too much radon in mommy's basement...over exposure to radon causes cancer....just throwing it out there.....
185. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:33 PM
Well, someday there will be a CNN crew out by its home, and all the neighbors will say that it "seemed so quiet, never had any trouble at all". Well, not until that funny smell wouldn't go away....
186. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:35 PM
....well, we had Jeffrey Dahmer...used to drive down that road on the way to the mall....who knew what was happening in those woods behind those nice homes...?
187. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:36 PM
...then again--look what happened to him? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy....Karma IS a bitch.....really!!
188. Ari - June 5, 2006 10:36 PM
Is this where I get to point out that ITs obviously now obsessed with me?
Oh, wait. I have to do this to authenticate myself: fucking idiotic shitstain.
Fa- I love it when you say 'rein' almost as much as 'concur.'
I have my own reasons. Uh, and they're mostly HIS fault.
Halo... yeahright.
189. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:38 PM
I think I saw this all in a movie once:
"Jack Crawford: You feel sorry for him.
Will Graham: As a child, my heart bleeds for him. Someone took a little boy and turned him into a monster. But as an adult... as an adult, he's irredeemable. . . As an adult, I think someone should blow the sick fuck out of his socks.
----
Francis Dollarhyde: You owe me awe!
----
Francis Dollarhyde: It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: Tremble."
190. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:39 PM
Shitstain is correct - Ari doesn't talk like that NOR misspell like that. Go to bed now & let your mommy fuck you into bed.
191. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:43 PM
*sings*
Well, I got friends in crawl-spaces,
'Cause I'm the guy
made Milwaukee famous,
Oh I got friends
In crawllll-spaces
192. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:44 PM
190
Uh, actually, that IS Ari. =) lamebananas/whipper never cusses, as she pointed out to me in an email.
193. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:44 PM
*lick*
Yup, authenticate 188 as Ari.
194. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:47 PM
and where were the misspellings? IT could NOT misspell if its life depended on it.
And oops, now I spilled the beans. Now whipper/lameass is going to have to try to muster up the courage to cuss like Ari. Good luck with that, and getting the cusswords spelled correctly.
195. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:48 PM
mea culpa - sorry! you don't need any further beating than you took tonight! Lame-ass is busy on the new post. I apologize for the error, Ari.
196. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:48 PM
193
So how's that gang-bang going, Fa?
197. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 10:50 PM
195
Yeah, I saw. Fawning all over Shitney. I hate how perky it sounds when it's posting as lameass. And it claims to be "male". After drooling over Matthew too.
198. Ari - June 5, 2006 10:50 PM
Yeah, it's me.
Fa-- I'll meet you off Malibu pier. Deal with the jellyfish.
Interesting... I've never been authenticated by taste before. I like...
192- You're emailing me, yes? Sorry, after the last go-round, I'm all nervous.
*deep breath* Here goes:
FUCK YOU, YOU IMBECILIC FUCKITY FUCK
Damn, TypeKey's got nuthin' on me.
199. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:50 PM
ITs = IT'S on 188 - must have been fast angry typing!!
200. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 10:51 PM
196: Quid gang-bang?
201. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 10:52 PM
mofo pisses me off...
202. aivilo - June 5, 2006 10:56 PM
whipper willow...you are such a fuckass. And you can steal everyone's name all you want considering we can always tell its you by your complete and utter lack of intelligence.
how DARE you insult Ari and her kids that way when you don't even know her or them. I know that you're an ugly, diarrhea-smelling, useless fuckass, but you don't need to attack other nice, attractive people.
I seriously hope you die. Not even kidding, and thats sorta sad. You are destroying this website as well as the gene pool with your existence.
203. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 11:00 PM
191 - Fa - NOW I get what you're talking about! That's where Dahmer ended up! I'm talking about where he grew up on Bath Road in Ohio....at his parents' home where he took out his first victim in the woods behind their home! Sorry - I wasn't thinking Milwaukee!! It's late--I'm slow!!
204. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:00 PM
Aivilo: Aww, come on. It just wants to be loved, is that so wrong? Hence the name stealing. If it poses as one who is liked/loved long enough, it thinks it will become one who is liked/loved in its own right.
Can't you feel the need - even through the screen?
205. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:02 PM
Ella: Too bad noone listened to the guy when he was in Ohio saying he needed help. Supposedly, once they got him on meds in prison he really transformed. Unfortunately, a lot of people seem to slip through the cracks like that.
Our friend here may be in the early stages.
206. Ari - June 5, 2006 11:02 PM
Hmmm...
You know, I could go off and rip a bunch of people all new assholes, then claim it wasn't me. I knew there had to be some way to use ITS schitzophrenia to my advantage.
Fa- believable defense?
207. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:03 PM
198: Never??? Oh, the things I'll have to show you....
208. ellaminnowpea - June 5, 2006 11:05 PM
He does separate easily from reality - you do have a point there. He's a sad attention whore. I think my labrador should go 'cujo' on his ass.....
209. Ari - June 5, 2006 11:05 PM
195-
Don't worry about it. I'm actually still giggling over the whole pathetic thing.
210. aivilo - June 5, 2006 11:07 PM
204
sure, maybe...
But I still believe that if natural selection exists that asshat would have been eaten by a rabid squirrel the moment it was born. Better, it's mother would have been eaten by a rabid squirrel before she could give BIRTH.
& Ari..I'm sorry. He was reallllly mean.
211. Ari - June 5, 2006 11:08 PM
207-
I'm a very, very good student.
Wear a suit...
212. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:14 PM
206: Yeah, that could work, depending how close anyone reads the posts.
213. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:15 PM
211: Um, formal, wet, or birthday?
214. Ari - June 5, 2006 11:16 PM
212-
I'll lower my IQ a few dozen points, and misspell half the words.
215. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:16 PM
210: Could have been molested by a rabid squirrel - that would explain a few things.
216. Ari - June 5, 2006 11:17 PM
213-
Birthday's a given. Got a double-breasted?
*Looks down*
OK, easy shot there.
217. Johnny Be Good - June 5, 2006 11:20 PM
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
MURDERER
218. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 11:20 PM
200
Oh, I heard you and Tranny were vying for Ari's sweet sweet honeypot.
219. jane's eyre - June 5, 2006 11:22 PM
Oh, and Ari, I did email you back. You just need to come back up for air every once in a while.
220. Ari - June 5, 2006 11:24 PM
It's baaaaaaaack...
221. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:27 PM
218: Uhh, it's really more of a tag team thing. It's kind of rough having a lady tell you "Ten times a night is not enough!" and then question your manhood. The spirit is willing, but the flesh gets battered and weak after a while. Time to tag out and get a Vitamin E drip.
222. Fa Cube Itches - June 5, 2006 11:28 PM
216: Indeed. And, may I say, I've been complimented on my breaststroke. :)
223. PeleFire - June 6, 2006 12:15 AM
I bet some poor smuck out there will be wracking his brain on what to get his wife for their anniversary and sees Oj's sex tape.
I mean I think that would be grounds for divorce right there.
224. Fa Cube Itches - June 6, 2006 12:29 AM
Pele: Or a restraining order. It's not like OJ's marriage ended well.....
225. Pepe Roni - June 6, 2006 1:16 AM
Lamebananas/Whipperwillow reminds me of a few losers that I used to work with. They were both female, 23 and 24 years old, and as attention starved as anyone I've ever met. Nothing worthwhile to say, so they'd always start the one-upsmanship and be even more annoying. All emotion and no brains. The ONLY way to deal with her is to ignore her. When the confrontations stop, she'll move on to another site. Please ignore her!!!!!!
226. libertarienne - June 6, 2006 1:35 AM
Holy shit, this devolution is hard to watch. It's kind of like passing a car accident...you have to look, even if you might see a decapitated body.
And on that note, fuck OJ. Fuck OJ right in his ass. Sandpaper condom and all.
227. BarbadoSlim - June 6, 2006 4:59 AM
@99 and 102
Wrong, wrong and wrong...a lawyer is bound by oath and has the duty to defend his client once he accepts his cause.
In the U.S. people don't automatically loose their right to a good defense because they are accused of killing good looking white people. The OJ defense team did NOTHING that violated ethics or the law. YOU, just don't like the fact that he was acquitted. The only "good and fair" defense would've been for his lawyers to roll over?
228. slinkhard - June 6, 2006 6:04 AM
a lawyer is bound by oath and has the duty to defend his client once he accepts his cause.
Exactly. Cochran didn't have to accept the case in the first place. Most people wouldn't, since the guy was obviously guilty.
Can we please ban BarbadoSlim while we're protesting herbie/bananas/whipper?
229. Dr.Rokter - June 6, 2006 8:14 AM
This thread was AWESOME.
230. uncle_leo - June 6, 2006 9:18 AM
IT IS YOUR FAULT that gayassbananas keeps doing this shit.
Just fucking ignore it, we all know when she's posting as someone else. If you let it alone it will stop.
231. Hardcorekegeling - June 6, 2006 9:19 AM
In the spirit of 6/6/06 I'm going to start the day of with a few bloody mary's, sit back and watch the O.J. sex tape, and then probably proceed to spew forth bloody red vomit.
232. Dr.Rokter - June 6, 2006 9:55 AM
#230 It's *my* fault? I'll assume you were making an unreferenced general statement...
233. uncle_leo - June 6, 2006 9:59 AM
#232 collective *your* You didn't engage the beast, I find no fault with you.
My dick is bigger than O.J.'s. But it's never been involved in a double homicide or taped pranks. Unless you count hiding behind the shopping carts at kroger with my meat flopped out as a "prank."
234. uncle_leo - June 6, 2006 10:01 AM
The cops sure didnt. They kept calling it "lewd and lacivious" behavior. Fuckers have no sense of humor.
235. Fa Cube Itches - June 6, 2006 6:10 PM
227: Well, having some experience in the legal field myself, you aren't exactly right on that. Yes, there is an obligation to defend, but it has limitations. Quite a bit of what the Dream Team did, really skirted the outer limits of professional responsibility. Had there been a tougher judge than Ito on the bench, it would have been a much different trial.
I don't really care that much about the verdict, since rich people usually beat state charges. State DAs are not practiced at going against high powered attorneys; they usually beat up on opponents with far fewer resources than the DA's office has. When the run into someone who can match them dollar for dollar, things often don't go well. It's tougher for the rich in Federal court, since the government's resources are much more extensive.
236. George W. Bush - June 7, 2006 12:48 AM
What a bunch of idiots.
"This faker with multiple personality disorder can't stand to be *ignored*...needs *attention*...can't stand that we're *ignoring* it...blah blah blah...so let's post 399 times on every fucking thread talking specifically about him/her!!! That'll teach 'em!!!"
Way to go about "ignoring" someone dipshits. Jesus God! Talk about feeding trolls! This thread's a stinking thesis on it!
237. George W. Bush - June 7, 2006 12:50 AM
What a bunch of idiots.
"This faker with multiple personality disorder can't stand to be *ignored*...needs *attention*...can't stand that we're *ignoring* it...blah blah blah...so let's post 399 times on every fucking thread talking specifically about him/her!!! That'll teach 'em!!!"
Way to go about "ignoring" someone dipshits. Jesus God! Talk about feeding trolls! This site's a stinking thesis on it!