finally?

LOL FIRST

OMG. AFK SLITTING

Oh, thank you God.
I can die happy, truly. And it was all an accident.
How cool is that?
FUCK L.Ron Hubbard!

She needs a full face transplant!

I'mma just pretend I was first.... Omg i was first. weeeeeeee

I thought it was pretty obvious she had a nose job done by looking at her previous pics on this site. Too bad she still looks like shit. This bitch needs some Trimspa, baby!

p.s. .....crack kills...perhaps she'd like to take up plumbing in those pants.....

what's on her teeth in the first picture?

I don't see a difference... :S

Its about time!

She is freakin hot and all you fags are just jealous!!!

Whats with the ass crack in the last pic....i think she is trying to be 1/2 Jessica Simpson and 1/2 Paris Hilton.

YOU HAVE THE MONEY ASH...BUY SOME PANTS THAT FIT!

You must be a chick cuz no straight guy is gonna complain about that!

Somebody let me no when she gets a new voice, and not the next one she records and plays as her own.........

You know, I would say "I'd hit it!", but it looks like somebody already did...
With a barbed wire and nail-studded pogo stick.

and buffin and you can see her ass. nice.

I forgot to add, Satandammnit, right in the butt........

What kind of a world do we live in where Ashlee Simpson and Avril Lavigne are suddenly hot and Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan are really really not????

what a suprise. Maybe her dad made her do it.

No talent.
No personality.
Go home, you troll.

not to mention jessica!!

I'll get that nose back in shape with a few righteous dick slaps.

#16 Just don't use TC's pogo stick. You don't know where it's been.

Rule # 1 when wearing low-riders.... even if you weigh 92 pounds, you can still have a muffin-top.

....when they took off the hump...they threw the best part of her away....

I just want to jump up on the stage and fill the crack with Spackle

Joe: "I hate how you sneeze when my pubes get all up in your nostrils."
Ashley: "What should I do?"
Joe: "I want you to talk to this doctor I know."
Ashley: "If you say so, Daddy. Whatever you want."
Joe: "That's my girl."
Ashley: "What can he do for me?"
Joe: "Whatever you like. They say laughter heals everything, after all. Plus, he's really going to fuck up your face."
Ashley: "What's his name?"
Joe: "Dr. Rockter."

watch and see...she's gonna be taking that new nose out for a 'test drive' and end up making Hohan look like a virgin.....she's going to be ho-baggin' that new schnozz all over the SF in the coming weeks - I can see it now......

#28?

Anyway,did her arms shrink?Its like I want to throw herring at her,but she lost her beak so I guess not.

I'll admit she does look better with that new nose. Now all she needs is a voice transplant and she'll be all set. Her music still sucks, and she's annoying.

Dudes, Jewel is gone, thank Xenu!!!

I like how ugly or boring or obnoxious people call their trollness "character."

"She's ugly enough to wilt a flower, but she certainly has character!"

I say ALL big-nosed people need to go under the knife... Gov't regulated, federally-funded annihilation of big-ass witch noses.

She looks ahelluvalot better, but as clarkehead points out, it won't make her interesting or talented. =( How pathetic for her.

i don't know if i've seen this here before, but it bears repeating:

she does NOT make me wanna la-la.

Now if she would never talk/sing again and get some ass to actually fill out those jeans, she'd be alright.

mmmm i like the way she holds that microphone

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nooo the penises didnt turn out right! Damn you TOm! fine ill use preview next time

@12-

Are you blind? I mean, really legally blind or whatever? Ashlee is hideously ugly. Poor thing isn't even one of those ugly girls with a really wonderful personality that makes the girl prettier, she's whiny, vapid, dumb as a post, untalented and probably fucking her dad. Incest is so not hot. God, even people in West Virginia know not to fuck their relatives, why didn't the Simpson freakshow get the damn memo? The nose job didn't help, she needs to just go in for a total overhaul . Maybe they can give her a face transplant or something. I'll donate my dog to eat her face. Hell, it might even be an improvement.

didn't make much of a difference i'm afraid....although she's giving paris a run for her money in the ass crack dept.

3rd pic down looks like she has a c-section scar or something

am I seeing a scar? Or are my eyes playing tricks??

I dunno. I think she is a babe now. Surprising what a small change like that does for your entire look.

I wonder what it's like for Ashlee to know that her biggest fan base are 9 year old girls trying to sing JUST like her on their Fisher Price megaphones.

She makes me wanna barf barf....

/got nothin

Sorry @5, didn't see your post about the full face transplant...

you too, #32.

Not too clever today, I suppose. *hangs head in shame*

at least her breasts arent saggin weird like her sisters

She's almost as orange as her sister. Fugly troll. She wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't - what's the word I'm looking for? - oh yeah, famous.

I'm guessing 90% of you posters are females who are straight-up women haters or men who are ass assassins. The girl is no 10, but she is much cuter now, her coin slot is a bonus, and she does not have a muffin-top. Can she sing? Of course not. But neither can Jessica, Britney, Lindsay, Hillary, Summer, Jennie, Amber, April, ... (thinking of another teenie-bopper white girl name) ... or Kayla. The little girls who like their music don't give a shit, and neither do us perverted 20+ - year - old guys who visit this site for no other reason then we get to enjoy the good part of these celebritits (gawking at their lithe bodies) and none of the bad (actually having to listen to them sing or buy their records).

Three things:

First, the nose job was done pretty well. I think this will make goodplasticsurgery.com, assuming that guy will ever update his site again.

Second, she looks really cute in that third picture, with her "Who me?" face.

Third, nice heinie.

Wht you can't see in the second pic is Tom putting his penis in her rectum. Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

#33 - exactly.

#38/#39 - If she does have a scar, it's definitely not from a c-section. I've had one and 7 1/2 years later, my scar still isn't as faint as whatever's on her stomach.

If she had lypo, they should've put whatever they sucked out of her gut into her butt cheeks. Looks like someone hit her repeatedly with a stack of text books back there

Are her and Lohan starting a new black nail polish trend? Apparently I didn't get the memo that it was cool again. If it ever was cool.
Her nose looks much better though

Those pants are too low. In the third pic, looks like love handles and not even going to talk about the ass crack.

That nose job will make snorting blow a LOT easier. She was sick of putting it in her butthole.

Looks like she should borrow Jessica's ProActive.

maybe she should consider having some of that horseface chin shaved off - she could stand to loose an inch or two off that...

LO LO LO LO V E ok im not gay but the shit is catchy and its on the radio atm :|

at first you can't even tell. but then you notic there's no bump. She's so stupid though, because it's barely noticeable.

46 I'm thinking you're:

- not anywhere near your 20's
- a plumber that is so fat typing that made you break out in a sweat
- trying really hard to stay in the closet

I can say all that because I am smokin' hot

56 Is that what people told you after you got your surgery? At least, I hope you fixed that nose.

hey, cockcruiser, you're a moron.

She needs something done to her jawline and she'd be really hot. She's got a hot body, not as good as Jessica but I wouldn't kick either out the bed.

If only they could do plastic surgery on a person's brain.

Oh, wait, they can. It's called frontal lobotomy. That's what she needs.

Big Jim....she ain't got enough to spare!

Someone please explain why every pic of Ashlee looks hot and every new pic of Jessica, she looks like hell... conspiracy???

Hey, i AM Jessica Simpson, remember?

I think the nose job was a success...she's cute. Matter of fact, she's cuter than Jessica now. Her butt, however,is disgustingly flat. Is THAT what guys want? Yipes.

# 55
by -= ChebyratoR =- on

Hey, that was my first cut and paste, ever! Go 21st century! (the NAME fucktards)
where was I? Oh yea,

Yes my friend, yes you are gay. And by friend I mean that ass-puppet who sneaks into my room at night and sucks my cock while I am asleep. How many times have I woken up to your pimply, tom cruise lovin' face nibblin my balls? to many, bitch. Happens again, I'm gonna shoot to kill. Right after I nut on your face.

Ummmm ... Picture 4: Plumbers Crack! She looks good, better than Jessica ... if I had her money, man- I'd have slimmer hips, smaller breasts, bigger lips and a vacation home in Bora Bora, Key West, Vermont and I'd OWN my apartment in NYC and I would have the biggest walk-in closet in the US ...

I don't see a scar, but she has great hair !!

Gee, that lack of hatred from the blood art thread seems to have worn off....still at work, fuckers

#26

Ashlee Simpson visited [was abducted] my offices [quansit hut] in Beverly Hills [Ciudad Juarez]. I consulted [threatened]with her about the pros and cons of rhinoplasty [demanded she remove the monster atractor from my head]. After careful consideration [tearful pleading], she finally decided [escaped]to consult with a more experienced [licensed] surgeon. While I was flattered [enraged] by her consideration [defiance] in this particular matter [crime], I cannot claim having had any part in her subsequent operation.

I did suggest that I could "remove the stupid from her" with a coping saw and some urine-soaked rags, but she felt that this simple outpatient operation could wait for the time being.

Dr. Rokter, give me the news,
I gotta bad case of lovin' you!

Reminds me of the old Confucius saying, " If brains were dynamite, you may be able to blow your nose."
(Which always surprised me, as dynamite hadn't been invented-maybe he meant 'fire quacker')
Looks like she had a blast.
But her belt isn't what it's cracked up to be. What's with that ?

59 Is that the best you could do? Cockcruiser - moron so clever.

@65

The difference between you and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't try write shit about me later

Oh, oh, I know what that scar-like line is... her true pubic hair line, after the wax job she needs to wear those fugly pants.

You know... I never thought I'd say it, and especially not on thesuperficial...but...

Ashlee's face looks better than it did.

Although those pants suck. And so does her voice. And so does her hair. And so does her sister, the ape.

Cheby..etc.

Count much, tubby cunt?

She should have told the surgeon to fix her man chin as well. Anyway, I have to say it is an improvement. Her new nose is quite smaller, it's pretty noticeable. Look up an old pic and compare. As for it changing her voice, she couldn't possibly sing any worse so if her voice changes it will probably change for the better.

Hey SF, why don't you post pics like this. And BTW that site's writer(s) are much funnier.

Note: I have nothing to do with that site. But check it out. http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7669/1922/1600/60272_celine31.jpg

Tranny go goble a dick like a tranny should.

Shit sorry, the site is:
http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.com/

Re: Ashleeeee.

I would hit it, and hit it, and hit it, and hit it....
...until they pull me away...and charge mewith GBH.

@70
Doctor, how can I get my girlfriend to visit your office?

If I 've said it once, I've said it a hundred times..you can't shine shit. She's still an ugly, talentless bimbo.

I think the mark on her stomach is from the belt buckle. it would hit there when she bent over, etc.

Do you have personal experiences in having what passes for your "dick" bein gobBled? Because gobBling is a definate thing. You know when it has been gobBled. Well, I know anyway, and not by trannIEs. So, mucous brain, this was a minor waste of my time to reply, but it is done now. I shall retire to the *expletive deleted* and spend the rest of my night banging some random college chick. Rest assured, my little chickadee, I will not be commenting on your stuff again, just testing the waters for some possibly fun commenting. You failed. Pussy-cloth.

Ashley pic 2 was a bit erotic for some reason...

wait, and that last picture was a pic of her new nose, how?? looks good, though. better than jess. at least she looks like a normal poseur. jessica looks like a white-trash poseur who would probably spell the word "poseur" as "possum"...wait, what??

whats with gobBling? how old are you seriosuly

DAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Daddy like.

And by daddy, I mean her daddy. Because he's into her. Big time.

wasn't she quoted as saying her favorite part of her body was the bump on her nose? looks like we know now what she was doing during her "collaspe from exhaustion"

Wow. She's looking better than her sister now. But she lost me on the crack slot. Awful. Keep it covered unless you wanna be in a video with Paris Whatsherslutface.

I love the 3rd picture. She's fucking hot.

Yes THEIDEALUST #90 is right;

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1518506/20051219/story.jhtml

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/detail?blogid=7&entry_id=2220

wow! I wear my pants 2mm from my vag too! and I sport the crack, it's the newest trend, that and being a saggy boobed carrot. Those Simpsons are so hip!

MEGANHARRIS...you fucking THUNDERCUNT. I hate you. Tom Cruise told me himself that he though you looked like a bag of smashed assholes.

See, that's what he says about you behind your back. Hopefully, you can put a "stop payment" on all the MI3 tickets you bought on your credit card.

Love,
Zanna

All I can say is, "You can't polish a turd."

For once, a nosejob actually turns out good. She looks great there.

And you guys seriously need to come up with some new jokes, or stick to making regular comments.

Damn, an actual pic of Ashley actually looking cute? And a bonus pic of her lickable ass-crack? Dammit, I just finished up popping off a few loads to pics of MeganHarris. I'll have to bookmark this for tomorrow.

ok heres a joke...

An eight-year-old boy walks home from school each day past an eight-year-old girl’s house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can’t resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, “See this football? Football is a boy’s game, and only boys can have a football!” The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, “I want a football!” Being a woman of the 90’s, her mother runs out and gets her one.
The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football and taunts, “Nah Na Nah Nah.” The little boy angrily points to his bike and says “Oh yeah, well this is a boy’s bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can't have one!”

She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says “Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!!!”

The next day he walks by and asks her, “Well, I guess I showed you!” to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims “My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!”

Sounds like what someone told little Paris

NO FREAKING WAY. I thought that bitch died!! God, its people like her that piss me off! Why is it that people who are famous are always shitty at whatever they do?! I want to spit on her!!! She is a disgusting, untalented, whorish little bitch who tickles her dads balls. WHY WON'T SHE JUST DIE??!! People boo her off stage, why doesn't she catch the hint?

Ashlee: Oh my gawd, don't boo me again people... I am talented, I'm special! That's what my daddy tells me every night when he puts his hand down my pants....

Ashlee: Oh my gawd, don't boo me again people... I am talented, I'm special! That's what my daddy tells me every night when he puts his hand down my pants....

Found a good reference schnoz pic. http://www.virgin.net/music/wallpapers/images/simpson_1280.jpg

Big difference there, wow. It does look alot better, though. And if anything, it might make her singing better. ;) It's not like it could be any worse.

Wow. I never thought plastic surgery could actually augment ugly. Oh, wait. Cher...

Her stupid nose story is everywhere, blagggg! She looks like a more anorexic version of her sister...how original...

Ashlee didn't want a nose that was bigger than her penis

I'ma keep it short and sweet:

I'd hit it. Then I'd hit it again. With a microphone.

@Jacq (#48) - One of my favorite stupid jokes.

So she went from uniquely "ugly" to looking like every typical looking blond.

What a way to conform in looking like your sister, woohoo!

So where's the "before" pics?

what the crap is with the pants so low you can see ass crack?

why is her ass hanging out?

lotta homosexuals in this thread.

this is truly fascinating! OK I'm going back to looking for porn. Ashlee Simpsons nose job!?!?! Fucking please!

There are millions of other teenage skanks I would rather bonk. Although, she is still on the list. I'll show her "nose job"

And I quote from superficial: "While most singers avoid nose work because it might interfere with their singing, Ashlee Simpson said pfft to that and went for it anyway"

Well duh! Of course she wasn't worried about her 'singing!'
A)She's not a singer. She's more like.....one of those dog whistles that nobody can hear. Except we can hear her. And it hurts our ears, and
B)She's not a singer. More like....a fat women having an orgasm. Yes, I've heard one. It's a horrifying nightmare.

she looked better before. no i'm not a homosexual, but i think my parents thought i was for the first 24 years of my life

Can they give her a new voice also?

Her nose actually looks better..before she used to look like a scarecrow with a bill.

Oh and uh, i've seen her dirty butt crack more times than I've seen my own.

She'd make a great plumber.

Im glad The Sup finally broke this story, apparently you guys didn't see me show you a link to this story on the Jessica with red hair post. God, tell me how a site about New York has this story about Ashlee before The Sup...seriously you guys are lagging

Meh. She's too generic now. Just another bleached blonde.

Its about time one of them sisters sorted their noses out. But i agree, she just looks like another blonde bimbo in LA now.

Id hit it.

BigJim nice profile...dont lie to the ladies anymore............

http://www.bikerkiss.com/s20e457e973561ca6/user_details?prof_id=15416808&hst_id=17439022&count=499&w=quick_search&results_order=profiles_not_viewed&from=40&offset=20&frompage=search_results

What the helll. She is definitely not ugly in these pictures. You people need to stop thinking like haters whenever new articles come out.

Jessica Simpson on the other hand, GoD! I was _trying_ to have breakfast...

crazy

Chapter xix

Ashlee couldn't believe it, a new breathing implement, after the monstrosity she had called nose for all those years. The cold wind blew the curtains slowly as Joe, already with his zipper down, slowly approached her from behind, his virile member throbbing with eagerness.
He asked "you want to test your breathing?" She answered, "Oh daddy thank you", as she knelt slowly ...Jessica looked on from her hiding spot as her womanhood started moistening, but also, her eyes. She hated herself but she couldn't hold back her desires...

Wow, I thought she was hot before, but now she's a million times hotter! Nice butt crack!...

does anyone else think she got something done to her chin too? her profile is not so wicked witch anymore.... just wondering

#83

I'm in the book under "Psychic Healers". How you get her there is your business. I'll tell her the same thing I tell all the ladies, "This will only take a second. You won't feel a thing..."

If I had Jay Leno's chin, I would not waste my money getting a small bump removed from my nose. She needs about 4 inches of chin bone shaved off.

i dont mind celeb bashing as long as its A) true and B) not disgustingly misogynistic.

shes not ugly or fat....i would love to see what you fucking people look like

she IS however a talentless hack who most likely is in bed (every night) with her gross pedophile father.

as for the dick slapping in the face #22.....thats really NOT cool even though it makes me feel better to think that you are a 40 year old gross bald man sitting in front of his comp jerking off to the superfish. pathetic. keep your mouth shut about shit like that, not ok.

That is 30 pounds of ass in 10 pound ass-capacity pants.

Is she aware that her crack is showing? How low-class hill billy.

Damn it, I wish this post would go to the next page already. I want to stab my eyes out because somewhere in the deep recesses of my mind I am finding her attractive. Arrrrgh.

She must be new.

#108 - Gerald - Liquor? I don't even know her! We also used to just spout out - "So, then I said, lets get out of these wet-suits and drink some champagne!"
It's ok that you find her mildly attractive, when that starts, just go to your happy place. It's safe there.

Crack kills!

#130 - If I had a dick, I'd give you a mushroom tattoo right now. What's next, telling us it is not ok to make shit up? Fuck yourself.

@136
Psst!
I heard Katie@130 had her "boyfriend" arrested for depraved sexual battery last night. Apparently, he was punish-fucking her ass and moved in for a dirty sanchez when she realized it was her daddy in a Ralph Reed mask.
She still licked him clean but called the cops too.
Pass it on.

whyd she have to get her beak shaved? its the only thing that gave her character, made her interesting at least. now shes just boring-ugly instead of striking-ugly :(

Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. So what? Is she honestly the only one? Honestly, I like it because it's easier to look at her now. The Simpsons are totally going down, agreed. Remember the first season of Newlyweds, when most people thought Jessica was "real, cute, and cuddly"? Not anymore. Boo.

PS. I like the "she makes me wanna barf barf" comment. Haha! :-D

she is STILL ugly even with her worst feature remodeled! and remember when she said in a recent interview that she was better looking than jess, mainly because she has a better body?? she still looks like an ugly HORSE with a body that isn't 1/100th as bangable as jessica's!

ashley, our lives here on earth are short. please stop wasting the public's precious time feasting on media figures on people not worth looking at. thanks.

She looks adorable!!

I really REALLY don't like Ashlee, but please, give her credit... that noses job is awesome... the nose is quite cute... the thing is tough... that now she just looks like averybody else... the nose was like her signature... like lip sincing...

SASSY OUT!

Everyone knows that Marge is the best looking Simpson. Rockin' that blue hair and green dress, she's the perfect MILF.

Nice bod. Aren't you supposed to be over 35 before shit starts to go all slack and droopy?

She is still sooooo ugly.

OK......

First of all: Ashlee Simpson is very cute.. All of these people who say she is hideous wtf is your problem... Ashlee is one of the cutest celebs out there!

Saying her dad molests her... Um yeah ok because he's a good dad, believes in his kids and pushes them to do the best and look the best they can that automatically makes him a petifile!

Ok maybe ashlee doesn't have the best talent in the world.. But I can 100% garuntee half the people you listen to have none.. Almost noone does when it comes to that industry so you guys must hate evryone which means you need a therapist.

Jessica did not have a boob lift no it alls. They make tapes and anything else to hold them up in dresses. I bet most the people who comment on this have never watched E, mtv, entertainment tonight, or looked at a victoria secret!

To put it all together people who are bashing these people and being disgusting with their comments are pathetic low-lifes who need to learn a thing or two!

I always considered Homer to be the sexiest orange Simpson ever...