Apr 26 2006Janice Dickinson still loves gay people

she bears a disturbing resemblence to steven tyler in some of these photos.

First post yey :D.

Who the hell is this woman? is she supposed to be famous for something??

when i first saw this pic i thought it was courtney cox with some hideous leech on her face. then I realized it was Janice D. and those were her lips. and i threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Damn, 2nd post :(

i threw up a LOT in my mouth.

I wanna be just like him when I grow up, Steven Tyler rocks!! And he looks great in these pics!

Beer goggles, anyone?

#1, the NY Daily News actually has a picture of them next to each other today saying that his lips are real, her's are not and the same can be said about their breasts.

she'd be a lot prettier if she got some collagen injected into her lips

That's what happens when your ass is grafted to your face. The fag hag effect.

She has breasts?

The only thing that is beautiful in these pics is the beer in her hand...yum!

That old coke hag always makes that stupid fucking face like in the first photo.

If everyone would quit kissing her ass and would just tell her she's an old, washed-up bitch, maybe we'd see less of her.

And why she is dressed like she's 19? She should know it's not appropriate for 97 year old women to hang out in bars dressed like that.

Call me crazy, but I think i'd like to party with this crazy bitch!

I don't know how this is either, but she does have nice CSL's. :P

Did she put her lipstick on with a curling iron? Or did they inject the fat from K-Fed's ass in there. Peace Bitches

Janice Dickenson is the most disgusting, abominable woman I have ever seen. Did anyone see the episode of The Surreal Life where she actually called a group of people with Downs Syndrome "retards"?? That is about the lowest you can go. Other than, you know, killing babies or something. What a useless bag of wrinkled skin and plastic. I hope she gets brain damage next time she has plastic surgery that's not going to fool anyone into thinking she's younger than 400, and someone calls HER a retard. Fish lips.

Her lips are indeed disturbing. Who is she anyways?

Is she goin down on the gay dude in the 3rd pic?

Oh, and by the way, when I said she called them "retards", I meant TO THEIR FACES.

15, what's a CSL? Janice should have picked hotter guys to be photographed with, yech

doesn't she have kids? kids whose friends would probably find a lot of common ground with her druken, vain self.

This is a picture Stevie and Chet took with Lindsay Lohan's vagina at Disney World. I know this because Chet does my hair.

Janice was a super model, and now is a super bitch. She is 53 years old, so I would say she looks pretty good for her age. All those drugs and alcohol have not completely ruined her looks. She was much better looking before all the plastic surgery. I would also like to party with this crazy bitch, just not in an AIDS bar. She would probably suck you off if you asked her. Then maybe she would want you to put your thumb in her butt. YIPPEE!!!

@17 - I've done worse, I called a bunch of down syndrome kids "retards" while I was running them over in my car. Kidding, it was actually a forklift, since they can't run fast.

@18 - The queen in the 3rd pic is laughing because he is so confused, he normally like when guys go down on him but he heard a rumor that Janice was a girl (just a rumor, tranny more like it).

@19 - CSL=DSL I am assuming. Cock Sucking Lips.

I almost forgot to ask... Why do all gay guys look alike? Very puzzling, but true.

Aids bar??!?! hahahah GOLD!!, but, I digress..the fact is, that this skank appointed herself as the worlds first supermodel. This folks, is a term that's even more watered down and meaningless than "diva."
I'm willing to recognize her staus as world's first "cosmetic surgey" victim though.

#14 - (oddly enough, me too)

I always thought gay guys had better taste. I wouldn't touch those lips with Tom Cruise's cock.

Yeah, she appointed herself that, even though she isn't even on the list of those actually deemed supermodels.

Keep in mind that you'll never see her with her hair tied back because that would expose the scars from where they keep tightening the skin.

Her neck is fucking nasty.

#28 - Tom Cruise has a cock? I always thought men under 5'3" tall did not have cocks? My mistake.

Is this supposed to be the same Janice Dickinson that's in these pictures? http://v64.com

Because if it is, I'd say this woman's had way too much plastic surgery. Maybe it's just me.

#30 - I shouldn't have said "cock", I should have said "pee-pee"

In that first picture she looks like a hybrid of Steven Tyler and TWAT.

What a fag hag.

#32 - Thanks for the correction. Actually, I would rather see Tom Cruise in those pictures in that bar. He would be a real "hit" with the fellas.

#20 Fisher, CSL = cock sucking lips XD

Fag Hag. Fruit Fly.
There comes a time in one's life when acting like a 16-year old who just got permission to stay out late no longer has the same appeal.
Usually that time comes before the age of, you know, a hundred.

That first picture is the very definition of the term "fish lips". And I don't mean, fish lips because they look like the lips of a fish. I mean fish lips, as in it looks like she has a whole salmon laying on her face.

That link is very revealing #31. It shows how a life of cocaine abuse, cumguzzlin' and hanging out with new yorkers will turn an ordinary slut into a walking, mutated cunt with legs.

#39 - LMAO! Damn, I need a life...

Before she walked into the bar, it was only 90% gay. After she left, the other 10% turned in favor of men.

To 34 & 37: she's not really a fag hag, because she only has 2 of the 3 fag hag characteristics: Clings to gay men, Alcoholic, and Overweight. Chicks who REALLY love gay men are almost always obese.

#41 LOL very funny

I just read the article after the eighteen paragraphs of Janice Dickkissins lips (thank you, thank you - that one is free for all to use) where is said she was dancing on the "stipper pole". Wouldn't it be funny if there was one of those really honest gay guys there, the one that's always like "oh, honey, NO". You know the one. I would like to see her cry. Just to see if I could tell the difference between her crying face and her melted tranny orgasm face.

Fag Hags: Margaret Cho, Ricki Lake, Star Jones, Kelly Clarkson, etc.

#22 Haha!

you forgot Katie Holmes

She makes the best publicity decisions ever.

Well I was born with a large cock
And I live with a large cock
Prob’ly die with a large cock
Oh, that large cock

P.S. Size does not matter.

49 - at least that's what your babysitter told you.

Kirstie Alley, Kelli Osbourne, Jennifer Coolidge

Too hung over to be funny this morning. Gotta stop that whole bottle of Jim Beam mixed with one Coke (tm)thing. Could someone please make a looks like a man, transvestite, embarressed gays, work-out video joke for me? That's want I wanted to do, but I think I'll spend a few quality moments with my family instead. And by family, I mean clutching the porcelin god.

His baby sitter was Tom Cruise?

Jennifer Capriati, Mariah Carey, Biatcho

Women: Are big balls sexy?

Picture number three. Gay guy #1 - "What the hell is she doing Barry"? Barry - "She's trying to grow a penis. It's so disturbing I think I just grew a vagina".

@55

Only if they're big because they're filled with diamonds. Or gold coins. Or gold ingots. Or just cash.

i have a plethura of comments to make on recent events.

1. where in the mother fuck is mamacita? who does she think she is leaving us all alone to fight the edna?

2. i had a nightmare last night about edna and sherrycock. edna sat on me and wouldnt let me up while sherrycock tried to molest me and brainwash me with scientology bs. edna's cunt smelled like swiss cheese and day old bread. sherry cocks breath smelled very much the same. i woke up screaming.

3. i applaud janice dickinson. shes got umm... err... confidence (i guess). either that or an insane unbased uncontrollable ego. but at least shes helping the environment. when she dies, shes going to be recycled. 75% post consumer waste was used in her face.

4. biatcho, i <3 u. wanna go out? in a highly lesbian way?

I'm so glad Land-man is back. Please don't ever leave me again.

oh, there she is. yay.

Land-Man looks younger in that picture though.......

whats an ingot and can i please have one, or more?

first!

I know I'd be drunk every DAY, if I woke up and saw that reflection staring back at me.

Wow, my name says it all. And it is HUGE.

Ding Ding Ding Fishcake! I totally win!. I pegged it about 30 minutes ago that you were going to write "Biatcho" and call me a faghag, you're just a little slow. Guess you're really busy with grad school and all. Can you change your name to "QueenofObviousandSuperLameJokes" because that is all you really are.

Buttfucker! And MeganHarris lover!!

Not for the faint-of-heart, but I found Janice's baby pictures:

http://www.mymultiplesclerosis.co.uk/misc/juliannawetmore.html

She looks like a goddamn chimp!

http://static.flickr.com/55/135412703_657519858b_o.jpg

Sorry #58: My heart belongs to Fisher55 because It is so witty & entertaining and super-smart too! You know, It's getting it's PHD!! I mean, I can't shake a stick at that.

@62

"whats an ingot"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Gold_ingots.jpg

"can i please have one, or more?"

I don't know. Ask Land-Man. Supposedly, his huge balls are stuffed to bursting with them.

#68, Thanks Trotter, even though you warned me, I clicked and just puked up my lean pocket.

@72

Do the lean ones also get the cheese-sprinkled exterior or do only the REAL hot pockets get that?

To the tune of "Love Shack" by the B-52's:

I know a girl named Edna, she's as big as a whale, and she's about to set sail!

BigJim did Fisher55 ask you to write that?

Land man,
My penis is regular sized, and because of this I get to stick it in every orifice. And ladies, my tongue is quick and light, like the hummingbird, and yet strong enough to lift a piano.

TrannyGranny,

Like anyone wants to hear you talk about your penis.

#68 you are a fucking bitch and i hope you rot in hell.

I've seen that no-face little girl before, it's sad. Thing is, I'd rather stare at her all day, than be in the same room as Janice. Has nobody ever smacked that woman before?
I like how she veils the fact that she's a vapid old plastic surgery freakshow sad bitter annoying cunt, with this "I'm a tell-it-like-it-is, party hardy, strong willed, 'cool' bitch who don't take no crap from nobody!" facade. It takes about 0.000002 seconds to see through that crap.

Being prejudiced against people based on ethnicity, religion or sexual orientation is simply not cool.

For example, were I to call mamacita a bible-thumping spic dyke, then that would be uncalled for. So I won't.

However, it is okay to hate fat people for the simply reason that they choose to be fat.

That's why I hate you, Edna. You and Lush Rimjob. You two are a couple of walking myocardial infarctions waiting to happen.

I wish someone would hide your Lipitor and nitro.

I guess her momma never told her not to make an ugly face because it could freeze that way!

Damn, that's one ugly drunk bitch!

#75:

Uh, no. And if "he" had, the answer would have been no. Did I miss something?

I love Janice. She was the best part of ANTM, and the Sureal Life, and I'm so excited that she's going to have her own show.

Quality TV, I tell you. Quality.

82: Sorry, just making fun of the lameness of Fisher55 and that joke you made. You're usually funny but that one about loveshack, I don't know, it just didn't do it for me.

No offense... it's all aimed at Fisher because It's a cockbagger.

@80

"For example, were I to call mamacita a bible-thumping spic dyke, then that would be uncalled for. So I won't."

Awww. I thought we made up the other day. Remember when I said cock and balls about eleventy billion times and you said that I may indeed rock? I guess you changed your mind :( As ning-ning would say--MAMACITA ARE SAD.

First of all, who is this Edna and why does she keep saying she's going to report us all? I must have missed something. Help me out here!!

Second, Janice Dickinson needs to realize she's 85 now and isn't sexy anymore. And that her lips are ridiculously huge and not appealing at all. She's gotta cling to gay guys. They're the only ones who'll give her any effection since she is now officially a man. The transformation is now complete.

mamacita: You misundertand me. I said I wouldn't say those things about you. And I didn't.

Biatcho: you think I'm usually funny? You ma new friend! I'll try to do better.

Playahater101

She's a bible thumper who is hell bent on ridding the internet of "smut and filth" and she is reporting all "vulgar" posts to some FBI/Homland Secerity/Jesus humping website.

She's just a cock juggling thunder cunt, looking for attention.

Land man go masturbate with a cheese grater

i still think edna is uglier...

How many cocks would a cock juggler juggle if a cock juggler could juggle cocks?

Ask Megan, he jugglers cock all the time.

*juggles* too.

#91

69?

#94

Sorry, can't. Married to a CJTC.

Cruella DeVille scares me.

not a clue who she is but she looks like a total tool in all those pics..

Thanks #88. I have been wondering.

#97, Janice Dickinson is a self proclaimed world's first supermodel. She introduces herself as "Janice Dickinson, the world's first supermodel". No joke. She's a total bitch. So making fun of her is OK.

Careful Janice, you might break a hip with all that activity at your age.

who the fuck is this woman and what the fuck is wrong wit hher lips...i wouldnt get anywhere near those

She had to pole dance at the gay bar because no hetero man wants to waste good beer by throwing up after watching her.

Italian Stallion, THAT'S a gay field trip!

Why does she have such huge lips?

Dude I totally thought it WAS Steven Tyler...I was wondering why he was with all these gay dudes...

them lips look my lips... on my vagina!

Are those wax lips she's wearing?

#101 holy shit, now that was funny, sssshhhhhhhh !!!!!!

Is that guy in the white shirt the lead singer of Scissor Sisters?

BigJim

yeah, comment 47....I've been trying to blot it out of my mind too

104 Awesome!!!! We been wastin' time!

actually. Janice Dickinson reminds me of my mom. Everything about her. Is that bad?

104 - I think you need to take a trip to the Free Clinic.

When one considers how much her lips look like a sphincter in that first picture... well, the hole scenario suddenly makes sense.

Whole scenario! Excuse me. Whole.

I had such a nice post but they banned it...what a freakin cock

Welcome to hell.

I just want to be the first person to say that her face looks like GOATSE.CX!!!!

#23 - AIDS bar, why don't you make a joke about how funny it is that half of Africa is dying of AIDS, omg I am going to split my sides. AIDS Continent - haha I am hysterical with laughter.

seriously, the ignorance displayed by some of the other comments here astounds me. AIDS bar? Really? Are you kidding me? I guess you don't have much more to do than write insulting things on web blogs from from your double-wide.
Janice Dickinson is a remarkable woman who has lived a life any of us can only dream of. And if you say otherwise, you're kidding yourself. She is and always has been devastatingly beautiful (ok so she likes collagen, big whoop). She's donated millions of dollars and countless hours to various charities over the years. And she loves to go out and have fun with the gay boys. I'll tell ya, nobody knows how to party like the gay boys. So all of you haters, back the f*** off and take a lesson on how to be beautiful and vivacious from the first supermodel ever(and yes, she is, do some research).

Yukkk!!! Who is this women???She look like some f*** trans.

#116 LOL! Your telling us to look up to a crack head looking sloth who obviously has pyschotic tendencies as well as a vein narcissistic personality. Hmmm....I'll pass.

Just b/c she was the first supermodel and made some money does not make her a model citizen or even a good person.

I remember seeing her on a talk show about 10 years ago. At the time she was giving interviews like crazy and she was in all these magazines because she claimed she was had SYLVESTER STALLONE's baby. So she was slamming him for being non supportive and dumping her...REALLY GOING OFF.

You guessed it DNA said "no". She looked like a total slut. I don't know if she ever named the father...not publicly anyway.

HOLY CRAP!!! That's one scary bitch. Why is she famous again, was she a model in the 1940's?

The gay like "bimbos" because that proposes their parsonnality and that that makes jealous the heterosexuals. They adore this plays and they are right. Moreover not of risk of hands to the bottom or more our bimbos... with large desespoir

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I completely agree with you #115
I see absolutely no humour in it.

wow, she's really drugged out of her mind...