Mar 27 2006Keira Knightley turns 21

She looks better with the pig face. Something about her mouth makes me angry. FIRST!!

BTW - Nice crotch shot. Could've done without that.

Woot! First again!

I'd Hit It!

Natalie Portman > Kiera Knightley

that's all.

She is only 21! What am I doing with my life!? *cries*

Damn damn damn, not first.

I'd love to make her SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
Wooo Hoooooo... Deliverance!!!!!

WTF? She looks hideous there. It doesn't even look like her.

who are these woman who don't wear underwear? Why? Are they just too rich for underwear? "Only the peasants wear undergarments. What beasts!"

she is wearing underwear. its just skin colored.

God I love her, shes so hot... the only female celeb I'd go les for.

Mr Superficial, I think you mistook Winona for Keira. In any event, she needs to eat lots of leftover birthday cake.

i thought she was older. she looks older.

It's good to see this chick has some class, you know, with the matching panties and all. Hey Paris, she's trying to make you look bad!!!!

Hmm, you look at her face and think "Wow, this young lady is just starting her journey through life as an adult"

Then you look at Lindsay Lohans face and thing "Wow, this used up old Bag has a LOT of living etched into that old face"

Just something I was thinking.

the 20's getup doesn't do anyhting for me. Did they even have sex back in the 20's? I don't think anybody did. Everyone was too busy spit curling their roaring 20's hairdo's and doing that funky dance where they put one hand over the other in a scissors-like fashion. And the pig mask freaks me out. I would still hit it, but only because I rented Domino this weekend and saw her doing that lap dance. She makes me want to punch her in the head and then make sweet love to her.

She's way hot. I love the bloodless vampire haven't seen the sun in a month look.

Why am I the first to notice she has cankles?

Sorry children.

KK did the old switcheroo. Check out the hands/nails of KK, then those of the plant with the mask. Not the same girl.

The car shot, btw, came from a different source. "Dash cams" are all the rage with London limousines. Figure the economics. Drive a limo: 120 K p.a. with tips; get a good dash cam shot, and thats another 20K from the News of the World.

I'd carve some bacon off that ass. Check out the dude in the back with the porno mustache.

Next shots you see are her hurling in back of the limo after all the birthday shots people gave her. At least she thinks and wears panties unlike some other slut celebs we know rhymes with "Shmilton."

Pigface!

Actually, she looks like a younger Winoma Ryder in the first pic.

And... is that a croch slip??

Well I for one would like to oink her. Ha ha ha. Get it? Oink... her...

Nevermind.

Did anyone notice in the second picture where the pom-poms are strategically placed?

#5 & #22 So true!

Winona Ryder=Natalie Portman=Kiera Knightly.

Out of the three, I find Natalie Portman the least annoying and the most grounded when it comes to her fame.

The superficial knows exactly what I want too see! Thank you very much.

"That'll do, pig."

Is that really her? Everytime I see a different picture of her, I can't recognize her. She's a transmogrifier!

Holy crap, Kiera Knightley really does look a lot like Winona Ryder.

Also, while channel-surfing once I stumbled across some weird Swedish porn with girls wearing pig masks being fucked doggy-style. The sad thing is I'm being completely serious.

Typo: Keira Knightly turns 41.

Agreed #1.

I think that "something" about her mouth is it has that self-concious quality that certain girls employ to look more full-lipped or something.

If you know anyone with an eating disorder or overinflated sense of self, watch the face they make when they are looking in a mirror or passing a reflective surface. Hilarious!

"A pouty sexy face that's a little angry...no, not angry -- dangerous."

And about the age of Hollywood folken, there has to be some serious spindoctoring going on there, brah! They did it all the time in the "golden era" of Ho'wood so why would they stop now? To this day no one knows how old certain people really were (Joan Crawford, Marlene Dietrich, et al) coz it was taken for granted anyway that they were lying their asses off to have more mystique.
The best case I can think of is Mischa Barton. Despite coming to this site I actually don't have the foggiest haff the time who is being discussed, so the first time I saw that OC dumpsterslut I was like, Oh how unusual, usually you see an actress in at least another role somewhere before they are 40. Funny to be a new face at that age. The I read that she's what, 17 or something?? FRAID NOT!!

And Kiera is not 21. That is a well-kept 30.

What are cankles?

English people are so cute, in a gross and pretentious kinda way.

Cankles are fish cakes served in a traditional Kabbalah Seder or Passover meal.

It makes me feel like the perv I am knowing she is only a ripe little 21.

i see the wynona resemblance, but my first thought was Keri Russell (felicity w/ short hair.) her mouth bugs me too, the way she kind of just out her jaw, like she's all "look at my delicate jawline people!!!"
and cankles - wow.....i dunno if I agree with that, and to those asking, cankles are thick ankles, so it is calf + ankle = cankle.

Cankles happen when a girl has thick ankles that sort of blend into her calves without much curve, hence calves + ankles = cankles. Anyway, Keira is fucking cool as hell. Before the Oscars, she was being interviewed and when asked how she has made it so far at such a young age, she was very humble, laughed, and said "Luck". Ask Lindsay that and she'll say "Cocaine, putting my finger down my throat, and acting like a full-on moron".

By the way, Keira was Natalie Portman's stand-in during filiming of Star Wars Episode 1 (but I'm sure y'all probably knew that).

She's a tasty wee porkchop, that Keira...

the pig masks are scary....ill

dude, these are really bad pics. please don't compare this nice girl to natalie bitchman. plus, keira was hot in pirates of the caribbean.
and really, who HASN'T celebrated their b-day wearing pig masks? And it might not be a pig mask, it might just be a shot of christina ricci.

#29 I'm with ya. It was on HBO, on that Sex On TV Around The World show that they do from time to time. I have no doubt that the party-goers all took their masks home and got their grunt on. Probably while they were wearing their 20's costumes.

Why is #19 the only one who realized that it's not her wearing the pig mask? The hair is a dead giveaway. Why the hell would Keira Knightley come out wearing a pig mask?

looks like a gangbang eyes wide shut style.

she does not have cankles!

# 27

Effin' BRILLIANT!!!!!

#19 I think you're right. The hairstyle is different in the piggy picture

Your hairstyle would be different too after a booze-fueled pig mask-wearing sex orgy. Lesbian sex orgy I mean.

I'm really glad for this girl. She is 21 and I'm 22 and I work at shitty Universal, and she has achieved so much more! Hard-working, nice, cute, sonotslutty, smart. She was good even in this "Bend it like Beckham" film. And "The Hole" too. And yes, for those who noticed it only now - she played queen's decoy Star Wars Episode I.
In your face!

I hate Keira Knightly. I really hate her. She gives us British girls a bad f*cking name. I wish she would eat some food and grow some tits. Oh yeah, she does look like Winona Ryder, and totally looks much better with the pig mask on.

And #49- you are Keira, right? or just some kiss ass loser who dreams that she is gonna fall in love with you and suck your dick?

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I hate Keira Knightly. I really hate her. She gives us British girls a bad f*cking name. I wish she would eat some food and grow some tits. Oh yeah, she does look like Winona Ryder, and totally looks much better with the pig mask on.

And #49- you are Keira, right? or just some kiss ass loser who dreams that she is gonna fall in love with you and suck your dick?

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Now that she's an adult will someone feed her. She can't do anything about her breasts but she can put on some weight and look less like an 11 year old boy.

She's ridden that pretty face for a good ride. I wonder how many others have ridden it.

I totally thought you were kidding about the pig mask thing.

If no-one else wants her, I'll embark on a secret lesbian affair with her. I love a slender, tall, leggy woman with a beautiful bone structure and tits that won't end up by her ankles when she's 40.

Well #54 then you'd better look elsewhere than Kiera Knightly because tall and leggy she ain't.

She has legs, and I'm five foot three. As far as I'm concerned, she's well qualified

#56, Gross! :)

#57 - just let me indulge my lesbian fantasies. I won't bother you, honest.

Cankles are delicious with some lean mutton. Oy!

People, People, you're BOTH right. The mast WAS Kiera's but Winonna snagged it and ran out of the party before she could be stopped.

My eyes are burning! ARGHHHH!

At least she's wearing knickers (yes I'm waxing Anglo) So, I'd much rather watch her play Domino Harvey's and Sporto soccer chicks than proper English broads. I think she's a little closeted maybe. Whatver, Limey bitch (just kidding, Man U).

One word: Implants

nuff' said.

Her party looks like it sucks but I would still do her while doing the Charleston and shit.

Keira Knightley is not sexy. would it kill her to smile every now and then? She reminds me of Natalie Portman, only not as cute. Or sincere. Or talented. And who triggered the comeback of 1920's flapper style fashion? I didn't see that one coming.

I give her a bucket of credit for not going for implants. Nice to see someone flying the flag for the itty bitty committee.

However, I give her six months before she caves in to hollywood and general idiot consensus and pumps 'em up.

What's with the 20's revival for birthday parties? Kate Moss did it, now Keira. Is it a Brit thing?

dude, those are SOOO photoshopped!

People often compare me to Winona Ryder. This must mean that I bear at least SOME resemblance to Keira, which, in turn, means that what all these people are ACTUALLY saying is that I'm a short-legged, cankled, angry, boyish freak. Those jerks!!!

BTW: When you're as gorgeous as Keira, you don't need tits, only a padded bra.

yeah, that's pretty lame...