Jan 31 2006Lisa Loeb in a thong

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Some of you may be too young to remember Lisa Loeb. She was famous for something back in the early nineties. I don't remember what; I think it had something to do with a dancing giraffe. But I do remember really wanting to see her as naked as possible. Well, ten or so years later, my prayers have been answered, sorta. And she doesn't look bad. If she was as entertaining singing as she is running around in a thong, maybe I'd buy more of her music. Particularly if she sang naked. And in my bedroom. And used my wang as a microphone.

UPDATE: And now there's video.



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Lisa Loeb's hiney is looking good.

It appears that The Joker was sharing her dressing room that day.

Wow, her ass looks fucking great.

I guess her ass looks okay...but it looks like she only has one cheek, just that the thong created two. Maybe she also has one big titty.

SHe's still cute after all these years. I think it's the nerdy glasses.

I see your hiney, it's nice and shiny. If you don't move it I'm gone to bite it.

In that same episode she shows off a bra she's wearing as well. I'm so glad she didn't marry that damn Zappa...

I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen... Frank Zappa was an overrated retard.

Lisa loeb has always been gorgeous and her ass looks wonderful.

Lisa seems to really take of herself. She's looking for someone who is in her late 30's.

I always knew there was an insatiable sex kitten underneath those nerdy glasses and guitar ballads.

Whoa, there.
Dweezil Zappa and Justin Crider may be over-rated retards, but FZ is justly lauded as a pioneer of something or other. Your not liking his music doesn't make it valueless.
Lisa Loeb, OTOH, has never impressed me as anything other than a potentially good pieceo f poonany. Or is that poonannie? or ??.

She's adorable!

Let's hear it for Lisa Loeb! And thongs!

The thong remains the same. America's throw-away culture does have tinges of green, including tree-spikers and the media's penchant for recycling entertainers who have been out to pasture for years (or sitting on the curb outside their homes, waiting for the Vikoz or EPA or E! trucks to come). Loeb, Flava Flav, et al are capitalism personified in a corporate feudal state. Serfs work the land then demand entertainment after a hard day's toil, no matter from whence the detritus/compose came.
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Today, what does it take
To do The Superthing
I'll tell you what it takes
A very simple thing
Iron nerves like the pilot of a jumbo jet
Or a girl on the go ... who hasn't got there yet

I'd hit it!

Typos are integral to our DNA. DEVO meant to type "detritus/compost," not "detritus/compose." -- Ed.

Her ass looks fantastic, I've never seen a thong look better on an ass. Rock on Lisa!

I would enjoy repeatedly inserting my phallus into her vagina. And other things of a similar nature.

Who is the mad scientist in the background laughing maniacally and apparently wielding a spanking implement in his left hand? I think whoever took this picture was "coitus nerdus interruptus."

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Justin Cider said on January 31, 2006 09:50 AM

I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen... Frank Zappa was an overrated retard.
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I want to say it right now, and I want you all to listen... Justin Cider is a retard.

If all bookwormish chicks looked like this with there clothes off. We'd all be married with real smart kids today. post#16 says it all.

I remember her song "you say, you only hear what I want to" or someting like that.

She still looks stunning after all these years.

"Ohhh I don't know...and I don't CAAARE..if I ever see this again..."

she does look good though. I wish I could wear stripes.

I just love the whole rockin a thong with boots thing.

On anybody else it would look slutty, on her, it's cute. Boots, thong, and glasses. It's awesome.

New fashion trend...

Nassatal

I love hot nerd girls.

I don't give a crap about the thong, I just think Lisa Loeb's gorgeous.

As the immortal Socrates said to his disciples just after mid-terms:

postvidplzkthx

Never could get into the I'm the chick Poindexter look.
But she's taking care of her, uhm assets. Good job.

Nassatal = no ass at all

Sorry I'm late posting, but I just finished fucking a librarian after viewing this.

Here's the jealous mama's take: "let's see how good she looks after a few pregnancies."

Heidi Klum blew that whole excuse out of the fucking water, though.

She looks great. For a dwarf.

Truly, if I looked that good in a thong and knee-highs, you would ALL know about it. I would sell my house and my kids and buy up every available billboard possible, plastered with pics of my hot-crossed buns.

And I just remembered that my husband used to have a pretty serious secret crush on her. He is going to poop into his panties when he gets a load of this.

Now I'm off to the gym. (That's right, by that I mean box of HO-HO'S).

"I see your hiney, it's nice and shiny. If you don't move it I'm gone to bite it."

Its "If you don't HIDE it I'm gonna bite it." Kind of like a rhyme, only not.

Jesus, who do I have to blow to get an accurate quote around here?

Is she Jewish?

Yowza...that's a tuchus right there.

Of course, we all know that this is that first, liberating step. That's right: first, she wears a thong on television. She suffers no societal reprobation, feels no puritan guilt. Rather, she enjoys her exhilerating little window of freedom. She indulges in this thumbing-the-nose at society's constraints, at those who pigeonholed her as "cute" but not "sexy." Who knows, perhaps Daddy's expectations even come into play.

But that window stays open only briefly, and she yearns for another, longer taste of personal freedom; it becomes her own narcotic. Oh, to immerse herself in scandal, to bathe in taboo! A racy FHM spread follows. "Don't be afraid of your curves," the photographer whispers in honey tones. "Purse those lips like a good girl."

The FHM shoot feeds the addiction, but does not quench it. The mantra "I am Lisa Loeb, I am woman" cycles endlessly in her mind, as those wicked sisters Pleasure and Passion become her fondest acquaintances. Another thrill! More freedom! Shed the bonds of the forbidden!

Soon enough, she's fucking a pony on video for $50.

If you guys and gals think thats a nice ass then you havn't seen many butts -_-'

She basically has no ass. Maybe it's the pic, maybe it's not.

*squeeze*

LOL at PapaHotNuts. Wow, that's a good one.

Damn she's hot. I love chicks in glasses.

"Hey! It's me Lisa Loeb. Remember me and my glasses? Lisa Loeb? "Stay"? Nothing?

Well then, uhm... er...here's my ass! HAY LOOK ME OVER! I'm 37 and ready to date!

No, I don't work at the coffeeshop -- the name is Lisa Loeb. I have a greatest hits CD out for crapsake! Look at my eyebrows, look at my glasses, look at my long butt. Wanna take me out?"

Dunno who she is but she's got a v nice ass.

"Is she Jewish?"

Yes, she is a Yid.

Oh man. I've been madly in love with Lisa Loeb since about 1994. Now she goes and does this? *swoon* In a better world, we'd be together :)


Somehow I dont think this is what Sisqo had in mind ...

uh uh uh uh uh....thanks for that post

What does her being Jewish have to do with her ass? I've never noticed a difference..then again it's hard to notice the difference when there's only a sheet with a hole in it to separate us.

Holy damn. She makes me want to yell the National Anthem between her asscheeks.

Sheet with a hole in it to separate us? Huh?!?! I read on another web site that she was Jewish and wanted to find out for sure if it was true.

That dude on #12 really is passionate about his posts. Kinda like how OJ really was passionate about killing his wife.

jaydel never seen the ucb? besides, it's clear what her being jewish has to do with her ass: you can't buttchug milk with jews.

ucb?????

Lisa Loeb won't be single for long, that's for damn sure.

Hotness!

upright citizens brigade

what? no popozao comments?

Oh yeah! She's a cutie!

By the way, Frank Zappa was ahead of his time, a brilliant composer. In at least some of his "pop" songs he used some degree of serialism, which was pioneered by Schoenberg and Webern, and was further developed by Boulez, Carter, and Babbit.

As for Zappa's kids.... eh!

Yeah um, if you watch the video you'll see her ass isn't that great. In fact, gravity has taken its toll as it does with most women eventually.

This is where, I as a straight male salute the power of the gay male:

"Issac, please feel my boobs. I'll arch my back and push them towards you and giggle in submission"

"Issac, is this thong ok? Cuz I have no problem prancing around in broad daylight in front of tv cameras for you. Your attention means everything to me!"

Maybe, and I said MAYBE I get a semi topless girl in my bedroom but she wants the lights down so fuck'n low cuz she's insecure that I might as well feel her up with my eyes closed...
Man might be idiots around a nice rack but women are bigger idiots/bimbos around a gay man.
So here's to you Issac, Queer eye guys and Rip Taylor! (raises glass)

I wish to spread my DNA all over her T&A.

pandora1999, you nutjob, her ass is not saggy. In fact, if you cut off her head and replaced it with, say, Heather Locklear's...she'd look about as good as Heather Locklear.

"In fact, if you cut off her head and replaced it with, say, Heather Locklear's...she'd look about as good as Heather Locklear."

I am so into cutting the heads off of celebrities and sewing them onto the headless bodies of other celebrities. For instance I think sewing Mr. T's head onto say, Gary Coleman would be a good start.

Or Star Jones onto Halle Berry.

Thoughts?

Boring but perhaps interesting factoid: She and Owen Wilson knew one another as little kids, growing up in Dallas, Texas. It's true.

All famous people seem to cross paths before fame hits them.

She also looks like she had an eyebrow lift that went horribly wrong because they are WAY too high for her eyes. Her entire face is just altogether too tight for comfort. Definite butterface for those who think her ass is nice (I still maintain it's not, but whatever).

Some of you guys are downright nasty.......


and for that, I salute you. ;oD

34 said, 'If you guys and gals think thats a nice ass then you havn't seen many butts -_-'

I'm sure you have enough ass for all of us eh?

I hate the glasses. She would look cute without the glasses. Can't tell from the angle if she has a flabby ass or not. I haven't seen the video yet. I'd ass bang her.

I thought I had gone totally straight after seeing the post on "Jordan the Barbarian".

But thanks to Lisa Loeb, my bi-sexualness has been restored.

I think Lisa has always been a celeb who actually has brains and talent and for that I respect her , and she looks great for her age...I've always been a huge fan! GO LISA!<3

BRA PICS!!

http://forum.exp0sed.com/showthread.php?t=9269

wow, did any of you lisa loeb ass-loving folks actually watch the video...gross. It looks like two unfamiliar bulldogs were thrown into a burlap sack.

she might be looking good from the back,
but the front need some work.

She needs a hubby! And who wouldn't want LISA LOEB?! Come on, hot, talented, daring, need I go on?

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