Aug 18 2005Carrot Top is a monster
I don't know why, but this picture of Carrot Top makes me think that he might actually be turning into a carrot. Or at least some sort of vegetable. I'm pretty familiar with muscle structure, and it's obvious that there's something very wrong with his face and body. I don't know what a vegetable would look like if it tried to take human shape, but I think it would be a little something like this. The nipples alone suggest we're not dealing with homosapien. And the face? My God, the face. Just looking at it makes me fear for the safety of all mankind. Damn you, vegetable people. Damn you to hell!
Thanks to Brenda for the horribly disturbing image.
*Update: Holy mother of God.
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Reader Comments
1. arschloch - December 15, 2005 1:10 PM
fecking bloody ell he is damn ugly
2. mommy_long_legs - December 16, 2005 5:37 AM
What's wrong with his face? Poor guy, he's melting.
3. melissa666 - December 29, 2005 4:29 AM
Eeeewww, I mean, that guy was NEVER cute at all, but now is like :-s ... Damn, wait, WAIT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! *faints*
4. seraphym - December 30, 2005 11:45 AM
Is he made of Play-Doh?
5. EddyG - February 20, 2006 3:15 PM
The tiny hint of meticulously quaffed crimson pubes peaking out the top of his urban fatigues makes this straight man want to reconsider his lifestyle.
They are a beacon and I am a ship yearning to be washed up on his rocky shore. Like steroids, I crave to do damage to his manhood.
6. Kryptor - March 3, 2006 2:30 PM
Now I think Carrot Top is hot,,,,,don't ask me why,,,,and now that he is working out and getting extremely buff,,,,,,I would marry him in a heart beat
7. musings - March 8, 2006 5:27 PM
It's called STEROIDS. Look at that jawline!
8. Devil Is Chrome - March 8, 2006 5:48 PM
Just -- why the eyeliner? Does he think it makes him look better?
I'm just having a real hard time with these pictures...
ugh
9. DaniBoBani - March 8, 2006 5:48 PM
OMG, the carpet does NOT match the drapes in the second photo...
10. Olichka - March 8, 2006 5:50 PM
Roids or not, his body looks damn sexy. I just think he needs to stop the run-on tans and the mascara. I swear yall, he wears more makeup than Pam Anderson.
11. Olichka - March 8, 2006 5:51 PM
And another thing, put on some panties man, who wants to see your pubes!
12. Nasty Nomad - March 9, 2006 5:47 AM
All those roids, & he's only curling the 30s?
My fat, gorilla ass can curl the 55s for a set of 10.
13. QOTD - March 10, 2006 10:56 PM
WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?