Nov 18 2009Leighton Meester poses for GQ
As promised, here's Leighton Meester's insane, lingerie-clad ass garnering her the title of GQ's Obsession of the Year. Unfortunately, these probably would've seemed hotter had Blake Lively kept her non-airbrushed breasts of power under wraps over the weekend. Of course, some might say that's just me trying to lower Leighton's self esteem so she'll do Playboy, to which I say, shut up, you're ruining it.
NOTE: Apparently to the people doing the mousing clicking, Leighton Meester > Bar Refaeli. Bumped to the top.
Nov 18 2009Claire Danes' nipples and other news
- Miley Cyrus hates Twilight. How will a franchise survive without the approval of Disney's child stripper? Only time will tell... [Lainey Gossip]
- Stephanie Pratt should pay attention to this. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Gerard Butler does his best Michael Jackson impression except no Jesus Juice. FAIL. [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson probably pale-banged this, too. [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes celebrate their three year anniversary today. Ah, nothing like a day devoid of eye contact and human emotions. Cheers! [PopSugar]
- Sofia Vergara jokes about rape. HAHA! [The Blemish]
- Hugh Jackman hates condoms, or Democratic presidents. Could go either way. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson told her kids about her sex tapes. In related news, ax murders increased 500% in Malibu this afternoon... [Betty Confidential]
Pics link to LSFW versions.
Nov 18 2009Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape
Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the jump and it's not so much a "lesbian sex tape" as it's a carefully-edited cocktease designed to trick suckers into writing the name Carmen Electra on their blogs. -- Goddammit.
Scope Out Carmen's "Private" Video After the Jump
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Nov 18 2009Paris Hilton denies drunken fight with Doug
Captain Birdfoot of the S.S. Barnacled Clam is denying she was involved in a fight with Doug Reinhardt that ended in the cops showing up at her house, according to TMZ:
"Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug's houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to do with it. Doug told the LAPD that his guests' fight was over and that we had nothing to do with it."
Ok, sounds credible, except for the neighbor who says he eyeballed Paris in her driveway screaming at BF Doug Reinhardt, and then watched as the two engaged in a mutual shoving match. And then there's the LAPD, who tells us after arriving they actually made Paris get out of bed so they could check for injuries.
If Paris is afraid to admit she's in an abusive relationship because she'll be encouraged to break up with Doug, she really shouldn't be. In fact, I'd like to pay for the wedding. Let's make this thing permanent, you crazy lovebirds!
Nov 18 2009Bar Refaeli > Leighton Meester
Here's Bar Refaeli launching Passionata's newest collection officially making her the hottest chick in lingerie today. I'd feel bad for Leighton Meester right now if my erection wasn't threatening to tear a hole in the very fabric of time.
*RIIIIIIIIIIP*
And here come the dinosaurs. My bad!
Nov 18 2009Shauna Sand to Carrie Prejean: 'Sell the tape!'
Because she's a mother, first, and a pornographer, second - but mostly both at the same time - Shauna Sand wrote a letter to Carrie Prejean encouraging her to save herself a mountain of legal fees and just let Vivid Entertainment's Steven Hirsch buy the rights to her sex tape. Via TMZ:
I told Steven that I wanted to eliminate any compensation to the third party since it was my movie that I not only starred in, but also directed and added the music to. I also told him that I wanted to be involved in the marketing of the movie as I really cared about it.
I'm really glad I made that decision. I'm proud of my body and of the passion that I felt during the making of the movie which became "Shauna Sand Exposed."
Why don't you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver's seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I'd be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.
Anyone at all surprised to find out Shauna Sand spends her free time adding music to her own homemade porn? I didn't even know that was a quality you could look for in a woman. My God, so many years wasted doing it all wrong... It ends TODAY!
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Nov 18 2009Jon Gosselin signed hand-written legal contract with Kate Major. Of course, he did.
Presumably drunk on homely snizz, Jon Gosselin signed a hand-written contract with former Star reporter Kate Major in exchange for her keeping their relationship secret. RadarOnline reports:
"I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant," Jon wrote on the document dated July 28, 2009. Jon pledged that she could handle "some but not all future accounts" in a paragraph notable for its scratched out section.
And in language that just begs for a lawyer somewhere to hear a cash register ringing, Jon writes: "She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement."
Jesus Christ. So basically Jon Gosselin married Kate Major. The sex stopped and she's walking away with half his cash. There's really no other way to describe what happened here.
Nov 18 2009Paris & Doug still beating the shit out of each other
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt reportedly got into another drunken brawl this morning, according to TMZ:
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning ... so much so the LAPD responded to a call -- "Drunk people arguing" -- this, according to law enforcement sources.
It happened a few hours ago in the Hollywood Hills. An eyewitness tells us he saw Paris in her driveway and Doug getting in his car, when Paris began screaming, "Don't go, don't go!"
The eyewitness tells us Doug got out of the car and the lovebirds began "shoving each other."
Sonofabitch. How many times do I have to explain to Doug Reinhardt he won't go to jail for murdering Paris in a "crime of passion?" No, really, I dare you to find one person who'd convict him let alone an entire jury. It's the greatest legal loophole known to man.
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Nov 18 2009Johnny Depp is your Sexiest Man Alive
After a fake Robert Pattinson cover made the rounds yesterday, People has officially named Johnny Depp as their 2009 Sexiest Man Alive only to honor him with the least attractive photo they could take of him. Unless bland middle-aged hipster is this year's smelly vampire kid. I can never keep up with these trends.
Nov 17 2009Coco wants you to see things through her eyes
And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts.
NOTE: Included some more of Coco's recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific community can explain to me how this is happening and why we're not using those gamma rays to create a super-army of Incredible Hulks.
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